Why is there no fat heroic spirit ? Are you telling me every

>>118499471
Are you telling me King Arthur was female? Haven't you ever heard of the willingful suspense of disbelief?

Saber had a muscular back.

>>118499471
Yeah at best you'll get is Rider Zero. Fat doesn't sell.

>>118499471
>Diabetes-kun wants to self insert
Pathetic

What reason would there be for a fat hero?

>>118499471
>Heroic Spirit.
>Being fat cunts.
Pls amerifat

>>118499534
Tell that to that fat slut Pochaco.

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Yeah, heroes aren't lazy fat pieces of shit.

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>>118499537
>implying all those historic figures have slim figure

I bet you think romans prefer skinny girls too.

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>>118499616
>implying a fat slob could be a hero

Name one.

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Could Henry VIII be a heroic spirit?

>>118499616
Practically all the servants were heroic spirits that lived on the battlefield. If they're constantly in battle it's only natural that they are fit. It's fucking common sense.

I think a fat Caster should be plausible but fat people are disgusting in real life and in other formats.

>>118499684
Is that lump supposed to be a groin protector?

He's got a point. Only the nobility were capable of being fat back in the old days and they are the ones that history remembers.

>>118499684
his dick armor is massive

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Could Frodo Baggins be a heroic spirit?

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>>118499471
Not necessarily ripped, but yes, you'd expect legendary heroes to have enough intelligence and willpower to not become fatasses.

>>118499471
>Why is there no fat heroic spirit ?

FUCK THE FUCK OFF BACK TO TUMBLR. SERIOUSLY, I AM SO SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT.

Paracelsus seemed chubby in all of his historical portraits, but of course type-moon made him a lanky bishounen.

>>118499616
>attractive woman
>fat

Pick one

>>118499471
The same reason King Arthur is a cute young female, and Gilgamesh is an aryan bishonen. Nasu is a hack, you're not gonna enjoy any of his work if you take anything seriously.

>>118499616
I bet you think 300lbs pizzabeasts existed in Roman times.

>>118499616
I bet you think there were 300lbs pizzabeasts in Roman times.

>>118499971
To be fair, that was Sakurai, not Nasu.

>>118499886
nope. its to protect his noble phantasm

>>118500005
How does having a qt female heroine in a fucking eroge make Nasu a hack? I wish the FZ kids would leave.

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>>118499508
Arthur refused to bed his hot wife, he was either a woman or gay.

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>>118500005
> implying Gilgamesh was not the aryan bishonen of his time

>>118500369
I just don't get it. Why the fuck is that fruit Alexander portrayed as mountain of muscles, while the real bearded mountain of muscles is a twink?

Literally everything Nasu does is for rule of cool. Not a single character, not even the throwaways/jobbers are given any realistic depictions just for kicks. Speaking of jobbers, I only did UBW and Fate, does the king of jobbers ever stop jobbing?

>>118500462
The real Alexander was a spitting image of F/SN's Gilgamesh. They just had to make his character concept completely different in order to make him unique.

>>118500462
>does the king of jobbers ever stop jobbing?
Only in CCC

>>118499915
Yes, he'd be shit though

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>>118500267
>98,3066
>,3066
>comma four digits

why

>>118500462
You mean Berserker or Gil? Gil is more of a final boss whilr Berserker is a straight up jobber.

>>118500733
He might be a heroic spirit due to deeds and fame, but I don't think he could be summoned as a Servant, due to not having enough stats for any of the classes.

>>118500781
Well Avengers stats sucked and he still got summoned

>>118500685
>The real Joan was the spitting image of F/SN's Saber. They just had to make her character concept completely different in order to make her unique.

Where's my brown haired, Welsh, bearded middle aged man Joan Nasu?

>>118499684
the same henry who decapitated his wives because he couldn't sire a son?

>>118500942
Do you really want the mana exchange scene with that?

>>118500781
Imagine trying to summon Sauron with the One Ring, and ended up summoning Frodo instead.

>>118500733
What would be Frodo's Noble Phantasm?

>>118501361
Sam.

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>>118501314
I'm certain that's how it would go for the Einzbern.

>>118499471
No one idolizes them as fat, so hence they aren't fat.

>>118501361
Complaining

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>>118499616
Yeah, relatively thin.

If you think the Romans were going after Rubenesque women, you're an idiot.

Also, on the subject of Rubens, even for his own time, he was into fat chicks.

>>118501361
Obviously the ring, jesus.

>>118501361
Asking stupid questions

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At least we know that fat people can be masters

>>118501397
>whenever the opponent uses an ability, if it couldn't be logically explained, it fails

>>118501397
>>118501454
That sounds more like a skill than a noble phantasm.

Does Frodo have ungodly good luck for surviving through his ordeals as a mere Hobbit? Or is he ridiculously unlucky for being dragged into them in the first place?

>>118501433
That's still a very flattering rendition of her.
Her height and weight are absolutely disgusting. Somebody post them.

>>118501490
Height: 153 cm
Weight: 82 kg

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>>118499771

>FSN rider
>lived on the battlefield

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>>118501490
>82 kg

>>118501433
>>118501511
Is this how tumblr turned into anime would look like?

>>118501471
The Ring protected him.

Great warriors tend to be pretty ripped, tumblr.

So sorry that ancient myth perpetuates fat shaming. Who would have thought that being a fat piece of shit has been looked down upon since the dawn of man?

>>118501398

Soooo according to you all those paintings and statue bust depicting landwhales are what you would call relatively thin. Ok,thanks for clarifying that you're a moron :)

>>118501549
Too cute and not fat enough.

>>118501587
The ring had no reason to protect him from servants of Sauron, nor anyone who was much easier to corrupt. Let alone protect him while he's well within the borders of Mordor.

>>118501511
>Height: 153 cm
>Weight: 82 kg
Absolutely disgusting. She would look nothing like that, she'd be a moving blob of fat.

>>118501634
Show me one ancient work of art meant to show beauty which depicts a landwhale.

>>118501624
Anon I don't think anyone brought up fat shaming

>>118501587
It really didn't

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Ok guys, I really want to play Hollow Ataraxia, and I've downloaded several torrents trying to get this shit to work, but there are always errors that google doesn't seem to have the solution to. Is anyone able to direct me to a good torrent, or at least some guide to help me out? I'm really retarded, just please help me I'll suck your dick or something.

>>118501708
Can't help you unless you explain what the errors are

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>>118501634
>>118501682
Compared to fatties today and Ruben-tier stuff, a lot of art looked at least a little chubby if not thin like >>118501398


Pic related, Ruben's interpretation of Venus

>>118501708
You probably need to be in Jap locale. If you are still getting errors, download it from here, install it normally and copy the patch to the install folder.

http://erogedownload.com/downloads/fate-hollow-ataraxia/

>>118501624
You have a pretty weak grasp on history if you think being fat was looked down upon always. Because it was harder to do back then it was looked as a sign of being healthy in some parts of the world.

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>>118501743
When I click OK, it gives me an error message that's all question marks, and when I try to change the file location, it still gives me that same error.

>>118501849
>looked as a sign of being healthy in some parts of the world
Also opulence. Of course it's the exact opposite today, unless you live in a LDC like Somalia.

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>>118499471
>implying saber isn't fat

>>118501849
Ancient Greeks and Romans were pretty big on well toned physiques being a sign of nobility and general good morals. Ive never seen a statue of an ancient hero as a fatass.

>>118501902
>42 kg

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>People discussing trash like Fate/Zero on this board
Sure is shit taste in here

>>118501849
Gluttony has been a sin since ancient times.

>>118501471
Hobbits are naturally good at hiding, and since Hobbits barely want for anything, it had a hard time corrupting him.

So a mix of good luck and plot armor.

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>>118501902
No, no, anon, Nero was the only Saber that was probably fat IRL

Which is painful since Nero is my waifu

>>118501877
Change your locale

>>118499681
Tokugawa Ieyasu

>>118501937
she's using invisible air to hide her true form

>>118501989
I wish there was a Servant like that. One that was completely incompetent at everything, but survived because of EX rank luck that warped reality around him to cause stupid shit like a Servant accidentally tripping while using a Noble Phantasm and ending up killing his master with it

>>118501849
I promise you “fat” in that context is still skinny compared to a modern day american landwhale, which Im guessing you are. They didnt have rascal scooters and sleep apnea masks back then.

>>118501511
>>118501433

That's the most bullshit thing in the whole nasuverse

>>118502005
I've tried that, it honestly hasn't fixed anything for me. If there is some step by step guide out there, I could really use it.

>>118502073
They can change their appearance since those are more like avatars, like how Rin is a blonde and Shinji is 8 years old.

>>118502054
That would be pretty funny in small doses, but would probably devolve into slapstick comedy.

Imagine Illya's face when Herakles is doing his best trying to kill that servant.

>>118501877
Are you trying to install? Just run FateHA .exe.

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>>118502122
>Berserker finally catches lucky retard
>Brings his axe up to chop the guy
>Suddenly a bird flies by and shits in his eye
>Berserker accidentally brings his axe down on his big toe
>Life count -1

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>>118502006
I thought SW was exaggerating but it turns out he really was large and in charge. I think Nobunaga could be summon as archer but with NP that's basically Gate of Babylon musket version but what would be Tokugawa's NP? The ability to wait for everyone else to kill each other and claim victory?

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>>118501877
>Fuwanovel version causing problems

Not surprised. Use the link I gave you and install it normally like how you install a regular game.

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>>118502192
Pretty sure however that God hand offers definitive protection against repeated attacks, once it goes through.

But still.

>>118502197
Sword Hunt, can disarm servants