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You come home to find this monkey made a mess in your room.

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You come home to find this monkey made a mess in your room.

What do you do?
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>>118473696
Kill it and eat it.
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Throw bricks at her face.
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>>118473751
But it's wily and spry.

How are you going to catch it?
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>>118473696
Ask her why her head is so fucking huge.
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>>118473696
Steal the peach.
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>>118473696
joke on you my room is already a mess
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>>118473696
Probably sex stuff.
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>>118473696
I spank the monkey.
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Prob nothing, as everyone here
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lock the room, call animal control, get ready to disinfect or burn most of the room because monkeys are fucking dirty and carriers of god knows what viruses and bacteria
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Get down to some monkey business.
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>>118473850
I'd let her steal my peach if you know what I mean.
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>>118473696
Spank the monkey, of course!
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>>118473946
What sort of business?
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>>118473696
>Kick her out
>Clean my room
>Go out
>Find Hachikuji
> Monkey isn't that bad of a girl but it's people like you that give her a bad name


The best girl is Bat
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>>118473696
hold her down and fuck her.
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Call her a dyke.
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>>118473696
I'll never kiss you! And if you try, I will attempt to scream: merci monsieur!
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>>118474181
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>>118473696
Can I trade her in for Ninja Muslim monkey girl?
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>>118474287
Monkey is non-refundable. All transactions are final.
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>>118474430
>>118474276
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>>118474565
I don't understand
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>>118473850
holy shit, i didnt think this was a real thing
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