You made your loli cry. What do you do to console her?
Petting worked on adult shinobu version.
I would find people with knowledge of apparitions, acquire the materials and complete a ritual the seal her away painfully and make her regret everything she has ever done as the monstrosity she is.
This man understands. If inducing a heart boner counts as a fetish, this is my favorite.
>More Monogatari on the way
You go ahead and withdraw a few hundred internets from my account and buy yourself something nice for making my day, anon-kun.
And I just got a "select all cats below" image Captcha from the anti-robot filter. Fan-fucking-tastic.
I'd go for the bonus round and bang every version in a marathon session.
All of them because I like her as a person. Even her loli form even though I am not a lolicon.
I want to marry her so badly. I want to become immortal with her and make her donuts every day.
Friendly reminder that "vampire" is merely a term of convenience and that Shinobu is actually a she-beast from the lowest depths of Hell who devours matter and energy to fuel psychotic rampages and can literally live in your shadow.
Compared to other alternatives, Shinobu crying is a much healthier way of dealing with grief.
Why do so many people think giving her the D will help?
You just want to fuck her instead of treating her like a beloved musume.
Sure, if she outright says she wants the D.
Only one I can even think of like that is Kokonoe Rin.
But even then I'd rather pet her head and tease her.
You don't like teasing or (slightly) bullying cute girls? That sounds like a personal problem.
Heart boners are better than actual boners.
I do like teasing them, but not when the teasing is directly related to the problem they are suffering. Teasing is always followed by affection, and in this case she needs the affection.
I'd give her what she wants but unless she's really upset there's going to be teasing first.
Fuck when did I start liking girls on the verge of tears? I never stop being surprised by how /a/ fucks me up.
how the fuck does her attire change? Like who buys new clothes for her? And how does it change over a day? Like i get the stuff about her as a loli, but teen shinobu gets her clothes from somewhere right?
8 - 12
Favorite being 10.
>making her cry in the first place
I should revoke your licence to have a loli