What would you have done in this situation?

>>118359069
Hit her.

Punch her in the face and steal her ribbon

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I would have told her that its polite to share your toys

give her the D.
The D solves everything

This is the best scene in the show.

>>118359112
>>118359162
That's illegal.

At that point I would've punched a bitch.

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>>118359208

>>118359182
Really? I hated this scene

Kyon overreacted and I just cant imagine how he justified raising his hand like that

>>118359069
I feel compelled to remind everyone that Mikuru was doing it intentionally.

>>118359208
>not breaking the law to have justice prevail

>>118359208
Call the cops, it's not like they can un-punch her.
Plus, reality will probably destabilize before they get there.

>>118359340
Batman? Is that you?

>>118359308
Haruhi also takes things too far sometimes and at those times, someone needs to speak up or smack her.

>>118359391
>hit a bitch so hard reality destabilizes and Israel is wiped out
Bueno.

Oh hey, I was just listening to this song:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPECFQ4NhE

>>118359069
Rape her
The fact i could quite literally rape god is amazing. I don't care if i go to hell or get smite'd or whatever
i just raped god

>>118359069
This show was pretty deep for it's time.

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I don't entirely blame Haruhi for the things she does. I mean, if Koizumi's interpretation is correct as it seems to be, then she has unknowingly gotten everything she wishes for throughout her life. That's a recipe for an entitled, selfish personality.

>>118359308
this wasnt an over reaction in the slightest, haruhi was being an utter bitch and i seriously started disliking her as a character.

>>118359549
Is that so? I disagree

What's your interpretation of this scene, then?

>>118359069
Ignore her and hit a pub with Kyon.
Fuck haruhi, Kyon is the man I want to talk with.

>>118359069
Rider kicku

>>118359611
Why yes, I WOULD like to fuck Haruhi while chatting with Kyon.

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>>118359069
Make sure that she's living her life correctly.

>>118359549
That's because back then you were in kindergarten and you considered a kiddie pool deep.

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>>118359611
You'd be sucking his dick within minutes, don't lie.

>>118359069

Rape.

Rape Mikuru, that is.

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>>118359585
How could you dislike someone as moe as this?

>>118359676
Is there a sub-fanbase worse than Toumafags?

>>118359694
Maybe, but he is ten times more interesting than Haruhi.
Later I would try to hang out with best girl, Tsuruya.

>>118359738
I can't, but be-hatted Yuki is way more moe.

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>>118359788
How is he interesting? He's just a normal guy who's tsundere for fun.

>>118359812
I would love a figure of christmas hat Yuki.

>>118359391
He means the ribbon.

>>118359752
Haruhi fans?

>>118359752
That whole franchise is god awful.

>>118359877
Most Haruhi fans only like her for her body, which is perfectly understandable.

>>118359871
Before I say anything, did you read the LN or you just watched the anime?

Anyone else going on a marathon before the eighteenth?

>>118359996
Only watched the anime, just got Rampage in the mail the other day and going to start reading it soon.

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>>118359871
>How is he interesting?
To each their own, but Kyon makes the show/books for most people. I'm perplexed that you're here and don't think he's interesting.

>>118360081
stream it

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>>118359937
I genuinely like her as a person despite her flaws

This smile makes me feel warm inside

>>118359871
Without talking about the LNs in the naime, he's sticking to the normalfaggotry way too much but deep down enjoys fun and cares a lot for Haruhi because she's his polar opposite. His narration and the whole dilemma he had during Disappearance made him pretty interesting for me, even if Haruhi was the main focus of the show.

>>118360115
I didn't mean to say that I don't like him, he's by far my favorite character. His seiyuu works perfectly for it too. I just don't see him as that 'interesting', aside from his character development he doesn't seem super complex. I still like him.

>>118360156
,in the anime*

>>118360091
Enjoy Snowy Mountain Syndrome. It was too short but it had a fantastic atmosphere.

>>118359562
I would blame her parents.

>>118360203
I suppose we have different definitions of interesting, then. I don't inherently equate interest with complexity.

>>118360091
Kyon is the reason why Haruhi is a top tier LN for me, he literally carried the LN, of course I still liked the plot and other characters, but man, he is too based.
He has way too much background, he is shown to have quite the knowledge in a vast amount of subjects, he is based and his attitude is based.

>>118360222
>Enjoy Snowy Mountain Syndrome. It was too short but it had a fantastic atmosphere.

So I hear.

Also, should I buy any of the volumes before this one? I noticed there are a few stories that weren't adapted, IIRC.

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>>118360254
>Her parents gave her her powers

>>118359937
>>118360148
Yuki's Haruhi is best Haruhi

>>118360298
Just read it all from the beginning.

>>118360267
Yeah, I guess so. I didn't intend to be bashing Kyon or anything in this post >>118359871, I was just curious about that anon's opinion. I love him as well.

Hopefully my auditory memory is good enough that I can read the LNs in Sugita's voice.

>>118360203
Complexity doesn't make a character interesting, his way of thought and attitudes do, at least for me. Koizumi or Yuki might be complex characters, but I don't find them that interesting on their own.

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>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW that haven't accepted Sasaki as their true lord and saviour.

>>118359069
Punch Mikuru

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>>118360347
Debatable

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>>118360282
>he is shown to have quite the knowledge in a vast amount of subjects
He's a nerd. A chill one.

>>118360267
Haruhi doesn't expand too literally on its themes but I feel like they were treated perfectly. It's not complex, but it feels true.

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>>118360391
Interesting.

>>118360369
>Hopefully my auditory memory is good enough that I can read the LNs in Sugita's voice.
I was hearing an English Sugita the entire time when I read the books.

>>118360416
>Liking the most pretentious character of the entire franchise

>>118360416
She was a cunt, and hurt Kyon, fuck her.
>THOSE IDEAS OF YOURS ARE FALSE, CHILDISH AND STUPID
>Repeat that for months every fucking day

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>>118360298
You can begin with Rampage.

>>118360391
Koizumi doesn't have lots of development, but his charisma makes up for it, while Nagato is more interesting as a character because we really get to see her evolution.

>>118360484
It's really hard for me to imagine it in English.

>>118360416
best taste

>>118360574
>Koizumi doesn't have lots of development, but his charisma makes up for it

And this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EgdK_70UyA

>>118360617
It's a pale imitation ultimately, but it still sounds like a subvocalised Sugita to me.

>>118360354
I'll definitely do that at some point.

>>118360574
Nagato is a typical dandere, though, while Koizumi is much more unique. Also he doesn't really have less character development, it's just not as blunt.

Reminer that Kyouko x Koizumi is the OTP.

>>118360660
Koizumi was kind of gay at moments due to being connected with Haruhi, right?

Thrown the left

>>118360739
Well, I found the burden she carried pretty interesting
>have to synchronize with others you from the futur
>know everything that will happen everyday
>timeloop x15 000 because why the fuck not
>deal with all the shit alone without anyone noticing

Disappearance was a call for help, a pretty well done one if you ask me.

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>>118360750
He confuses me, so I'll just say he's asexual. Aside from Disappearance of course.

>>118360886
He's Kyonsexual, also I'm pretty sure he actually got interested in Kyouko after the events of Dissociation, no?

>>118360886
>>118360805
Koizumi clearly had feelings for Haruhi in the normal universe as well, he just put his duties as a vice chief of the SOS Brigade and member of the organisation above that interests.

>>118361003
Well, that happens when you take part in too many threads at once.

>>118360873
I can't sympathize with her because shes a fucking magical robot.

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>>118361003
Yeah but, would you be able to get this close to another man's face and call yourself straight?

>>118361003
No one can resist the K. And Kyon was said to be handsome too.

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>>118359340

>>118361098
The point is that even magical robots have a breaking point. Kyon didn't think about it, which resulted in a perfect movie and a shitty spin-off for sad shippers.

People don't actually believe Koizumi is gay, do they?
If I was attractive and mysterious I'd use every opportunity to fuck around with someone like Kyon at all times.

He's very obviously in love with Haruhi anyway, he just knows that Haruhi doesn't like him and would rather be with Kyon, so he tries to hide it/ignore his feelings.

>actual discussion
This is rarer than actual news of the series

>>118361168
That's hilarious.

>>118361194
No, but he is influenced by Haruhi feelings.

>>118361168
This is wonderful.

>>118361168
>You'll never beat up a bunch of asian high school girls

>>118360416
Who?

>>118361204
I don't know, most of the Haruhi threads I've been in lately have been civil and had discussion. The fanbase is a good one.

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>>118361204
Depends on the thread. When they begin with "why is she so best" or "best butt", you can be almost sure they wont be interesting. Or at least, not that kind of interesting.

>>118361107
A friend of mine who's a middle school teacher in japan once told me that, male japanese teenagers are usually less afraid of being physically close to each other then western ones and tend to act somewhat more like western girls in that regard. So that might be a part of it. Also most of his behaviour was probably an act anyway.

>>118361204

>Actual news of series
On that note is S3 ded? Or is there just a spinoff with Yuki? I'm hearing some things.

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>>118361421
Are you implying Haruhi's butt is not super interesting?

>>118361441
Kyon is disgusted by that

>>118361480
>kyon looking at the wrong direction

>>118361278
Have you read the novels? I'd highly suggest them.
That's Sasaki, a major character from 9 onwards.

>>118361448
Spinoff of yuki.

>>118361168
I love the way so many women think they stand a chance in a fight against a man just because most men never hit them back, and when one actually does even like 4 on 1 women get blown the fuck out

>>118361546
What's funny is that you could tell he was holding back because they were women. He wasn't really beating them up, he was just trying to restrain them and throw them around. If you actually wanted to hurt them you'd start swinging fists.

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>>118359340
>not breaking the law to have justice prevail
Seryu pls

>>118361441
I am not even gay and I'm jealous, females can have all that skinship with each other but males can't exactly do that here.

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>>118361546
>>118361168
>thast bitch that attacks him when they sind him out

>>118361480

Kyon couldn't look back at it without being blatently obvious or breaking his neck
>>118361537
I just have to ask if there's an estimated date.

Teach that bitch the meaning of equality.

>>118361676
Spring 2015. No news other than that.

>>118361676
Apparently we're getting news again on the 18th.

>>118361168
Based, that initial attack completely destroyed one of the girls.

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>>118361601
And despite that they used weapons (plates and stuff) on his back. Scums.
Good thing is that he didn't give a shit. He just went full Guts.

>>118361168
>all those beer(?) cans
no matter what it is there doesn't need to be so much.

>>118361737
He actually held back and only pushed them around.
He could have knocked them the fuck out with a swift hook to the jaw.

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>>118361820
>but males aren't physically stronger than women! you misogynistic pig!

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>>118361168
>defends a worthless whore who's too weak and dumb to defend herself from a bunch of other worthless whores
>holds back
He's a white knight retard. I don't get why people post that webm so much.

>>118361709
word
>>118361759
One of those girls is wearing a jersey that reads "On 1" as in "I'm on One" like the Drake song which implies they are under the influence

>>118361737
He's clearly /fit/.
Holding back or not that shit look like it hurt. I'd fight him back too with whatever is available too, considering I'm not /fit/

>>118359069
Swept her legs out from under her
Grabbed her by the wrist
Pulled her face up to mine
Gave her a headbutt

Look at her stunned face
"You're mine and whats yours is mine"

Called Mikuru in the room
Tell Haruhi to get on all fours
Make her apologize like the female dog in heat she is

On a second though, furiously rape her while mikuru watches.

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Is she just a moe character for fanservice or does anything ever happen with her in the LNs

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>>118361974
Being weak doesn't mean you have no rights. He did the right thing, protecting the girl without harming too much the others.

>>118359679
Kek

>>118362117
She's the true god.

>>118362117
She is his sister. I don't know what else you want. She was on the baseball team, and she plays with Tsuruya during Snowy Mountain Syndrome.

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>>118361974
>defending people is bad

>>118362117
She gets abducted in the manga IIRC.

>>118359069
Kill Koizumi and rape every female in the room.

>"It's polite to share your things, Haruhi."
>Threesome ensues

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>>118362117
Yes, she made an important statement in a story:Kyon's phone was ringing.

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>>118361194
I like this, never thought of it that way before.

>>118362142
>Being weak doesn't mean you have no rights
No, it does.
There's nothing right about protecting the weak because "only strong shall survive" is the law. He could've given them or her the brain damage for all I care. It's not like any of those bitches could be responsible for meaningful contributions, anyway.

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>>118362194
>I don't know what else you want

I want him to PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE HOLY SHIT

>>118362211
Weak ones? Yes it is. That's one thing to help your wounded comrade in combat and the other to defend something mentally and physically inferior.

>>118362142
I wonder if he took her home and made her eat a bowl of eggs.

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>>118362281
>because "only strong shall survive" is the law
It doesn't work like that, anon.

>>118362323
Calm down, Coldsteel.

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>>118362281

>>118362323
nigga what?

>>118362261
I wonder what her kindergarten life was like.

>>118362323
>>118362281
Nice edge you got there.

>>118362431
Sasaki mentions knowing Haruhi in Kindergarten briefly before transferring. I think she said something about her personality.

>>118362323
Sometimes weak people need a strong leader or mentor to inspire them to survive. If we operated off of total Darwinism then we'd be leaving children to die if they can't be independent by age 6.

But in all seriousness, you're an edgelord for applying survival of the fittest to a group of drunk nips.

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>>118362281
>>118362323
HAHAHA RULES OF NATURE RIGHT RIGHT? SLICE IT WIDE OPEN!

>>118361168
ANTI BULLY RANGER

>>118362371
Sauce? It's cute.

>>118362431
She was a normal girl back then, social and happy. She changed only later when during that baseball stadium accident.

>>118362479
Good. Would be less retards in the world then, considering people would start using their brains since they are kids.

>>118362543
Filename. MC is a rapist.

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>>118362281
>>118362323
chaosfag please go

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>>118362559
At least you wouldn't be posting here.

>>118362543
Dansai Bunri no Crime Edge. It's pretty good.

>>118361107
They're not even that close. Besides, haven't you ever whispered to someone before?

>>118362579
I thought about it but it seemed too ridiculous. Doesn't seem so cute anymore, thanks anyway!

>>118362482
Not my fault women are pathetic, weak and retarded and deserve to die and be replaced with artificial wombs.

Why do edgelords like these exist?
Don't they realize that if their ideas became a reality they would be among the first ones to perish?

>>118362555
The tanabata thing?

Why didn't Kyon ever consider the fact that the Disappearance universe was far better for Yuki and allowed her to live as something other than a slave with stunted emotions and little to no free will? His decision between worlds mostly came down to how it affected him, but I feel like if he really had empathy for Yuki he would have considered what was best for her as well. It seems like an odd oversight to me.

>>118362762
I don't care as long as it'd be a better world.

>>118362647
It's just that position. Unless you're talking about nuclear launch codes there's no reason to face each other that directly and look right in each other's eyes.

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>>118362708
Artificial wombs? No, let's make them cyborgs!

>>118362786
I thought that was odd as well that he glossed over her feelings, but at least at the end he put forth a conscious effort to tell her that she is loved and she has a place that she belongs.

>>118362763
Nope. She talked about this with Kyon once. She was in a baseball stadium with her father and then he talled her that these were only a small fraction of the people living in japan and the world. At that point Haruhi realised that she and her friends weren't anything special and she started to despise the normality of her life and seek the extraordinary.

>>118362786
He thought about her as well. Disappearance Yuki isn't the real Yuki but a creation of her own. Instead of her using her powers to rewrite everything and to shit on all they did and her own persona, he directly threatened her boss, made sure she knew she had a place and people caring for her. It worked. Nagato is doing much better now. Her main issue, the synchronizing with future version of herself, was solved.

>>118362939
Oh yeah, that. Thanks for the reminder.

>>118361168
What annoys me is that the people at the table filming the bullying just sit there until it's clear that the guy is winning against all those girls.
How can someone who is perfectly fine watching a bunch of people beat up on one person be compelled to stop one person from beating up on a group?
Fuck them for not helping him kick their asses.

>>118362786
>>118362882
Because that Yuki was a different person? Really considering that huge amount of difference in her personality you just can't call her one and the same person anymore.

>>118361546
I may not be remembering this correctly, but I seem to recall a few arm wrestling matches. On one side was the literal strongest woman in the world, and on the other were some pretty average guys. Guys took her down one by one with little losses.

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>>118363046
Apathetic Yuki is best Yuki.

>>118361168
>the guys start pulling the guy off
>don't do shit about the women still throwing shit and trying to hit him

I'll never understand this.

>>118359069

Exactly what Kyon tried to do, hit her

>>118363211
Nips are scum. First they do nothing and then they're defending the bad guys (girls in this case).
Shithole.

>>118363211
He's easily twice their weight and 6 times their strength.

>>118363329
I've seen it here in America too. Women will get the free pass to do shit and then when the guy gets tired of it and decks her all the other men flip out, restrain him and don't do shit about the bitch still acting retarded, throwing shit and still trying to hit him.

>>118363007
I'm not a nosy faggot either. Snitches get stitches, mind your own business.

>>118363393
Yeah so? He gets restrained but the women don't? They're still throwing objects and still trying to hit him. Don't see anyone holding them back.

>>118363329
Pretty sure it's China.

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>>118363422
Is there anything more retarded than a crowd? I'm still searching.

>>118363422
It might have something to do with the fact that the moment the man enters the fight it just becomes unfair, like if it doesn't get stopped at some point one of the girls will end up with brain damage. It's just general pacifism. Someone should have stepped in before that guy did though.

Basically they don't protect the man because they know he can take it. The girls can't so you gotta put a stop to it or else he'll just keep rampaging.

>>118363497
Yes, he's fucking 10 times stronger than them, he can fucking hurt them they can't fucking hurt him.

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>>118361168
Dammit anon, this would have been such a good Haruhi thread too.

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>>118363560
They can hurt him, but he just won't give a shit.

>>118363536
Australian abos.

>>118363629
Right? Fuck derails.

>>118363543
Brain damage? I've seen just one punch hit a woman, just one and the guy didn't even follow up with anything. He just hit her and let it be but the rest of the place flipped the fuck out and grabbed him like her was about to brandish an assault rifle. They let the woman he hit, who was giving him shit, slapping him and acting idiotic, continue her reign of idiocy and never did anything to stop it. The guy almost got into a fight with another one on the way out for hitting her. Defending a drunken stupid slut. I'm sorry but white knight shit gets under my skin.

>>118363774
>The guy almost got into a fight with another one on the way out for hitting her.

I meant he almost got into a fight with another guy.