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Why does it hurt so much waiting for a cam rip.
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>waiting for something

You shouldn't do that. Always try to hold on to the time you have right now.
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>>118238314
But my timing sucks.
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>>118238401

Why are they on the moon?
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>>118238461
Because the moon is a symbol for love
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>>118238249
>Nurutu
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>>118238461
Naruto is fighting Sailor Moon.
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>>118238249
Does anyone have a scan of the manga pages that was given out during the movie?

I only read one page of it, so I don't know what it's called.
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>>118238548

the date?
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>>118238548
Here's a two-page scan of the date. This is all there is in the guidebook.

All the romance Kishi can write.
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>>118238609
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>>118238609
>>118238618
I thought there was more. Oh well.
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>>118238635

unfortunately, I think that's all Kishimoto can do without dying of embarrassment

let's hope pierrot does a filler of it
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>>118238618
How is Naruto not a fucking billionaire
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>>118238731
I don't think 'hope' enters into it. I would be absolutely staggered if they didn't expand it into a full episode, maybe even a two-parter complete with silly shenanigans.
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>>118238764
He's way too dumb to actually ask for the money he could demand and he probably doesn't really think of the shit he does as a job one just does for dosh.
Kinda the same way Superman never asks for money.
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>>118238764

he's still a genin

though for what he says, maybe he just miscalculated how much he'd need
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>>118238784
>a two-parter complete with silly shenanigans
Include Sai spilling out (or being forced by Ino to tell) info about their date and the other konoha 10 helping them out, then include the typical "Oh no an evil ninja comes to disturb the mission" filler bullshit, and make it an entire fucking arc.

Do it, SP.
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>>118238784

with chikara arc animation
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>>118238764
I think he just miscalculated or misbudgetted his date. That set is 3600 ryo, or about ~300 dollars per person, which is a surprising amount.
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>>118238812
It's probably just coincidence but is he wearing the Chuunin uniform shirt?
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>save the world
>earn money by doing missions to save cats from trees
I wonder if this fucktard will ever pass the chuunin exam before becoming the hokage.
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>>118238906
I guess he passed by the time Bolt was born.
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>>118238906
Could be this coat from his first movie.

He sure looks nice in that coat though.
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new movie will be named BORUTO - NALUTO THE MOVIE
http://www.toho.co.jp/movie/lineup/naruto2015.html

currently the best illustrated movie synopsis at the moment:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47477838
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47489851
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47505381
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47518154
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>>118238812
>Saved the motherfucking world
>fucking jesus and shit and fucking stronger than almost any ninja alive
>Still keep him genin

what the fuck
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>>118238913
>>118238949

I'm going to assume that he skipped to Hokage since after all it's decided by the current Hokage + Jounin voting. He's also probably banned from these types of exams, if he put in even the tinniest amount of effort into the fights, he'd literally obliterate a kid in a single hit/rasengan.
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>>118238994
>BORUTO - NALUTO THE MOVIE
Can't even escape the influence of his dad.

Perfect.
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>>118238764
Remember all the collateral damage just him and Bee caused?
The basic contracts the villages work off probably include a clause that should you cause damages beyond a certain amount, that shit goes out of your pocket, and he's definitely dumb enough to fall prey to it.
Think of the forest they got rid of to make the fight just a bit more convenient, all those mountains accidentally blown up, all the wasted fish where they boiled oceans with a missing attack.
That's a helluva lot of lumber, mining and fishin operations and what have you decimated.
You don't need to (and can't really) force him to pay up, but all you need to do is tell him that it's unfair and moved to tear he'll pay back the whole shit to preserve his hero image. Next thing you know is even though he gets millions per high class mission he is much more broke then as a rookie.
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But there won't be any decent release for at least a few months maybe years
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>>118239008
Written knowledge-based exam with no 'guts' option for barely passing.
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>>118239050
Camrip from flip release and year after dvd rip.
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from the Last 10 min camrip, it looks like Toneri looses the Tenseigan, which were Hanabi's eyes to begin with and Hanabi's eyes are normal Byakugan again
also Hanabi loves her Kunai with this doll, kunai loving catface Hanabi, why are you such a qt?
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>>118239008

would they even let him take the test? even with his hands tied behind his back and restrictions he would destroy anybody else
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>>118238994
Nice find anon
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>>118239008
Jounin rank is over rated. It's a lottery.

If you're a Jounin, there's high chance Kishi is done with you, and your fate is to die, or be written into the background.
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Don't forget that chapters 699, 700 and the movie are non!canon. They are lies of the Infinite Tsukuyomi!

The true !canon ending will come with episode 393, A True Ending, where !canon Naruto will get !canon Sakura.
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>>118239018

just like gohan
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>>118239128
one would assume a thing called field promotion exists
>>118239140
le chatte is mad about deleted autistic yahoo reviews
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>>118238812
>critically acclaimed
What
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>>118239117
>Hanabi, why are you such a qt?
She changes after Neji's death.

So really Neji's sacrifice can be said to improve everything Hyuuga-related.
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>>118239117

hinata just walking to toneri and ripping his eyes out of his face was pretty hot
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>>118239165
shonengamez translation
>>118239140
but the manga chapter is called A True Ending
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>>118239140
we posting these?

does anyone have a link to all those buttmads?

i need a laugh
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>>118239161
That would imply the existence of a proper rank system rather than
>rookie
>team lead
>strong guy if not fodder
>leader of the nation
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>>118239165

it's probably talking about nip official reviews
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>>118239184
In the last thread someone asks to update the list of "/a/ hyped about Naruto threads" list.
So, the old version has this:
>Album reveal
http://archive.moe/a/thread/115719583
>Trailer reveal
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116134151
>Kids' movie design reveal
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116382207
>The Bomb, leaks of 700
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116407315
>Release of 699
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116468002
>Release of 700
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116473277
>First sticky (I can't open it without severe lag, so beware)
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116494500
>Second sticky (same issue)
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116511867

and the new threads are these:
>Text synopsis+images
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117932969
>Audio confession + camrip of kiss
http://archive.moe/a/thread/117942784

>Imgur gallery of NaruSaku responses to all the info above:
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4
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>>118238249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3gnBQ5lyA
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>>118239161
>one would assume a thing called field promotion exists

while that is true, does rank even matter to naruto at this point?

>le chatte is mad about deleted autistic yahoo reviews

nana mizuki must be behind this
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>>118239165
Official reviews not Yahoo reviews.
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>>118239008
He keeps failing the written exam
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>>118239181
>NaruSaku fans
>Reading the manga
>Implying
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>>118239263
He also could have kept missing exams because he was busy. That is how he missed one of the exams at the start of part 2.
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>>118239221
I've had fill with Naruto, I don't need another incarnation of whiny boy craving attention.


I actually just hope I get to see some cute Mini-Hinata with whiskers, doing mini-Hinata stuff.
I hope she's the main character, not her brother.
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>>118239181
>the manga chapter is called A True Ending
So really the Naruto anime on Christmas is going to show their two main character dying. Dying to the point that they need the assistance of the strongest man in the history of the world to get back.

Christmas 2014 is ruined.
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>>118239304
Or maybe he wants to wait until his husbando comes back to take the exam together.
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when did naruto become a smooth motherfucker?
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>>118239370
Sasuke does not care about rank.
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>>118239370
>Sasuke never officially become a Konoha ninja ever again
Well, it doesn't matter in the end because he's a Hokage anyway.

>>118239377
The power of Hinata.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJMBPR5wrGM

Some faggot stole my webm, put a watermark on it, and put it on YouTube.

And I can't do anything about it since I illegally recorded it.
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>camrip
>Japan

The only Japan camrip I ever saw was the Haruhi film. I think one of the Evangelion films was done too but it was unwatchable.
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>>118239438
Claim copyright just for shits and giggles.
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>>118239460

what are the chances of some phillipine or australian bribing somebody at their local theory to get a better version?
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>>118239460
>camrip
i believe my countrymen was good at this
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>>118239506
More than someone recording it in Japanese theatres where if they catch you filming you have to commit sudoku.
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>>118239438
Who cares dude. If its your camrip then most of us are grateful to you and not to another fag that watarmarked yor vid. That's the life in da intarwevz
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>>118239506
There is an anon constantly insisting that he/she worked on a cinema and would be able to get a film reel.

So 0% because you can't trust anons.
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Are the other Naruto movies worth watching?
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>>118239485

I can't really claim copyright on an illegal recording, even though I have the original video to prove it.
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>>118239552

Im surprised we got so many leaks from the nips. An 11 minute scene? My thanks and condolences for the brave soul who sacrificed himself for the greater good and is probably in some dark cell right now.
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>>118239604
Just wait, the best is yet to come once the mexican asians deliver.
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>>118239619
>Mexican asians
>not muh niggah asians
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>>118239575

the first one and the one where they wear summer clothes
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>>118239575
Only the ones with cute girls.
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>>118239438
Report the video dumbass.

It's still an illegal cam rip
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>>118238812
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Does Sasuke even do anything in the movie?
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>>118238812
No wonder Naruto wanted her to be his housewife. She really rocks it.
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>>118239779
Saves Hiashi, saves Konoha from a meteor then fucks off.
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>>118239744
Awesome.
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>>118239184
How does NS shippers feel about Himawari?

On one hand I can't imagine anyone hating her, she's just a cute cat girl without cat ears.
On the other hand... Narusaku shippers...
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>>118239779
>meeting with Hiashi to discuss about Keikaku
>saving Kakashi from a meteor
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>>118239377
>an icha icha page from the novelized version of the Last

>Naruto was lost in admiration of Hinata's profile.
>He felt an urge to run his fingers over her beautiful outline.
>Then Hinata suddenly turned around. Naruto quickly looked away.
>"eh...Naruto–kun...what about that scarf?"
>"ah that one...cos the underground is warm...i got rid of it ttebayo"
>"is...is that so..."
>Actually its rather chilly. You can see his breath.
>"Cos you are dressing like this (lightly), you are cold."
>Naruto glanced at Hinata's bare upper arms. The skin is fair and clear.
>"........"
>"Please don't stare... this is a mission gear so... I can't choose..."
>Hinata hiding her naked arms and lowering her eyes with a blush on her cheeks made Naruto's heart twinge.
>"something, anything will do...I oughta say something now! I must say something(cool)!"
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>>118239744
[MUH PARALLELS INTENSIFIES]
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>>118239808
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>>118239796

they hate her more than bolt, since it's harded to pretend she's not a nh spawn

or just pretend she's lee's child
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>>118239744
I'm actually glad Nertudo didn't end up like his dad when he grew up.
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>>118239653
Mexican Asians is more accurate because the Spaniards literally took over for 300+ years and forced their language so hard it's literally 50% of Tagalog

source: actually being a flipfag
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>>118239129
another movie illustrated synopsis
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47517583
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>>118239796
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>>118239796
Given that they find young Hinata punchable, they probably would be fine with clubbing her to death or something.
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>>118239779
Like 2 minutes. He's busy in ninja mexico living the hobo life, stabbing people with his hobo knife.
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>>118239744

somebody at pierrot must really hate ns fags
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>>118239863

>Sasuke starts up a ninja drug cartel
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>>118239887
It's Sasque, gringo.
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>>118239839
>>118239851
>>118239853
Holy shit. That's horrible.


I'm so glad I quit this shipper bullshit years ago.
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>>118239844
i'm so happy that we had our own global identity, i thought we are just nobodies
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>>118239851
This story sure was a delight.

No, not delight. Something amusing, but absolutely, totally, objectively, horrible.
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>>118239221
Sasuga anon
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The only good part of the movie was when this guy appeared.
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>>118239978
I do not get why he just did not use Hanabi.
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You guys liked Tumblr art, didn't you?
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>>118240048
Didn't you see the end of the story? he uses edo tensei himawari in the end.
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>>118239887
He's too tall to be a ninja Mexican drug lord, maybe he's ninja DEA
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>>118239796
She kind of looks like Sakura
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>>118240074
Zombies can not bear children.
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>>118238812
Is that from a upcoming visual novel or something?
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>>118240094
She looks like Naruto with a wig, only without the retard look.
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>>118240110
He then revives her using his rinnegan and waits for her to become of age to have her bear his superior children.
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>>118240129
Then he should be dead.
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>>118239796
My opinion of her sure has improved significantly once I saw her in motion and with voice.

http://a.pomf.se/orrxnv.webm
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>>118240129
Wasn't that after fucking Hinata in vain for about 20 years until she becomes infertile or something?
Shit was fucked up to a point where I was no longer sure whether it was an autistic revenge drawing or a parody of one.
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>>118239008

despite his WMD status he's not really the 'sneaky ninja' material. more a deterrent now, which is why he was able to make hokage
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>>118240026
So what really happened to Orochimaru?
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>>118240124

just promotional art

or pierrot finally being able to publish all their nh fanart
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>>118240192
I don't know.
He didn't appeared in the movie at all.
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>>118240192
He got away with everything
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The son of the greatest doujin artist couple and the daughter of an...extremely sexually starving wife an Uchiha?
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>>118240192
Got himself a Zetsu body with some delicious Hashirama cells to power his bullshit research for decades. If he nabbed a few he could feasibly just cultivate/clone them and have the whole immortality project done without the inconveniance of nabbing a new body every three years.
Plus wood element and assorted powers too.
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>>118240187
Yes, apparently Hinata was only fertile for up to 2 kids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrt9SOFzW_s
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>>118240188

>2 WMDs in the world
>one is a fucking Hokage
>the other is allowed to wander around the world
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>>118239377
Power of best girl.
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>>118240274
>>118240187
Sasuke's sperm is fucking weak. Saruto got her preggers 3 times n lesser time.
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>>118240073
Shhh, keep it on the low down, you know how these autists get triggered if they even remotely smell an image not made here.
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>>118239166
Neji getting beat at the exams and Neji's death made the clan so much better.
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Hanabi best girl.
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>>118240282
>allowed
Nobody can stop him.
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>>118239808

but what does he say???
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>>118238249
This is probably the only naruto movie I'll be watching. Did I miss out much from not watching the other movies?
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>>118240373

>implying Naruto can't
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Why does everyone assumes Hinata gets pregnant after the epilogue? Did Kishimoto said something about it?
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>>118240385
No.
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>>118240385
No.
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>>118240390

Because she has 2 fucking children?
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>>118240306

wonder if he invited her for some ramen in his room when they got back
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>>118240385
No
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>>118240369
Delicious
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>>118240389
>implying he will
There's no reason for him to.
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>>118240246

it's not fanart anymore
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>>118240385

Blood Prison was alright.

The others were shit.
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>>118240379
I think that when he blurts out he's gotta take a leak, gets his head into a cobweb and falls down a stairs, hurting his back so Hinata has to rub his back with the ointment.
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>>118240390
You're right, for all we know she has been pregnant since part 1 and her pregnancy lasted 10 years. You never know with the hyuugas.
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>>118240369
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Bullshit.

These two are so cute together as kids. The fact that it could never happen is a travesty.

Have SP animate Hinata's infinite tsukuyomi to be "always together with Naruto" and have her actually being with Naruto from their childhood, or whatever.

goddammit, never have I turned to such faggotry.
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>>118240369
If Konohamaru doesn't win the Hanabibowl we riot.
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>>118240426

Can and will are different words.
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>>118240390

he said that he forgot to give the kids byakugan so WHEN they have another kid, the kid will have it
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>>118240389

Naruto already did- he pacified him with TNJ and YOU ARE MY FLEND
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>>118240192
Lives in the suburbs, spends most of his time in his lab coming up with new jutsus, hangs out with Tsunade occasionally, was best man at Sasuke's wedding, local kids admire him for being a war hero that helped save the world.
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>>118240450
Or just have a Dragon Ball GT plot and have them turned back into kids through some jutsu that cannot be undone easily. Then you can have Salad wanting to fuck Naruto and a jealous Hinata.
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>>118240416
I meant pregnancy with a third child after chapter 700. Can't they just stop at two?
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>>118240478
AAHH!
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>>118240478

True.
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>>118240491
I certainly don't see why they should.
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>>118240439

> be a nh fag working at pierrot
> nh gets its own movie
> now all your fanart is canon, your boss tells you to go wild with it
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>>118239849
If this is at all accurate, then we'll have Naruto blush when Hinata drinks water from his hands.

What kind of gesture is scooping up water using your hand for somebody else, anyway? That just seems inconvenient.

and why does it give such a boner
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>>118239808
>>He felt an urge to run his fingers over her beautiful outline.
>>118239837

Naruto grew up I see.
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>>118240183

>short haired hinata

this is not daijobu
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>>118239140
Sakura x Naruto are the cuter couple (imo), but they don't have romantic feelings for one another. Sakura wanted Sasuke and she got her wish.
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>>118240472
That will be the most OP kid if Naruto still has some demon chackra left to pump into it.
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>>118240468
>Can
But he can also die in the process. Hit the dice.
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>>118240390
He said something about that the third child will have the byakugan. So everyone assumed she's prego at the end
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>>118240455
It''ll be only more perfect if she's tsundere to Naruto too, in an imouto fashion.
>>
Reminder to listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmURilqtjTg

And imagine Naruto and Hinata living happily ever after
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>>118240523
and Naruto is now forever depressed. He regrets marrying Hinata and ever having children with her. Now he drinks alcohol to cope and beats his wife and kids on a daily basis. They know they cannot escape nor get him arrested because he is the hokage.
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>>118240472

>WHEN they have another kid

This series will never end, will it?
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>>118240512
Well feeding someone is supposed to be pretty fucking intimate, and this is drinking directly from his hand, which even closer. I'm guessing at least.
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>>118239849
The artist can't believe the kiss either.
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>>118240443

so much for saying something cool
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>>118240529

>he can also die in the process

Not really.
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>>118240322
He knows how retard Uchiha get around siblings so he's keeping all his eggs on separate baskets.
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>>118240512
Picture this

>Hinata is fine as hell and I need to impress her
>I got it, I'll scoop some water for her to drink, damn Naruto you are smooth
>Here goes
>O-Oh shit, she's actually doing it
>Oh fuck oh geez, this is way more lewd than I originally expected
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>>118240512
>What kind of gesture is scooping up water using your hand for somebody else, anyway?

an excuse to touch somebody's lips?
>>
>>118238461
it's a tie in with One Piece because kishi and oda are bosom buddies
>>
What happens to kunoichis after they bear children? Do they all retire to devote their lives to housewife?
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>>118240523
>Sakura x Naruto are the cuter couple

nah
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>>118240631
I imagine, keep a steady stream of ninja babies is more important than going on missions.
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>>118240472
>he said that he forgot to give the kids byakugan
Just make an asspull and have byakugan develop in stages.


This wouldn't be the first time he does that....
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>>118240631

Yep.
>>
>>118240616

> her lips are on my hands
> i can see tongue
> she's holding her hair
> i haven't had such a big boner since sasuke
> i'm going to put a ring on it asap
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>>118240688
Implying he's not going to do that
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>>118240631

depends

kiba's mom had two kids and she was still a jounin
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>>118238764
He's too expensive to hire.

Well, that and world peace means less ninja business.
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>>118240653
Those two are cute together too, but the takahashi couple dynamic NxS had was exciting, amusing, and cute due to contrast (gap moe). For me, I typically see gap moe higher cuter than standard me.
>>
>>118240246
>pierrot finally being able to publish all their nh fanart
That scene shown in the OP is basically an excuse for SP to show NaruHina as if they had always been together since they were small.
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>>118240725
That's only because Kiba and his sister are bastards
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>>118239117
Because Neji actually changed the Hyuuga. Then Naruto changed the rest of it. With his penis.
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>>118240703
>water drips down on her cheek, trickles downher neck and disappears into her cleavage
Precisely how did they not fuck on the spot?
>>
>>118240766
>takahashi couple
Tropers plz go out.
>>
>>118238764
I don't remember the exact number, but he made $10,000 - $50,000~ over the course of the series because of how few missions he took and because of how much time he took off.
Jiraiya and Orochimaru were rolling in cash because the were doing hundreds of S-Rank missions, Tsunade not so much since she presumably lost a majority of it to gambling.
>>
>>118240777

>Hiashi holding back his grin and hiding his boner
>>
>>118240777
That Hinata's face always looks too lewd to me. It is as if they're having sex behind the door.
>>
>>118240631
I sure hope not. I want to see Milf Hinata going og missions with Naruto and Bolt at least once. Like how Kushina went with Minato and Nuruto in that shitty movie.
>>
>>118239117
>Hinata saying she's going to take back Hanabi's eyes in her usual soft sweet tone
Hinabunny can be fucking scary sometimes.
>>
>>118240777
>This isn't the paradox guidebook
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>>118240791
Because Hinata doesn't have a cleavage.
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>>118240808
Hiashi only has boner when constructing the Plan and when the plan is successful.
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>>118240766
>but the takahashi couple dynamic


but they don't have that

sakura is not tsundere for naruto and naruto never fights back
>>
>>118240523
Naruto x Karin would be the best random ending.
>>
>Narusaku still cling to the 'omg our ship was so beautifully crafted in the manga'\
>Interviews keep coming out about Kishi being too embarrassed to write romance, so he didn't write any romance in the manga
>OMG HE'S LYING HE TOTALLY WROTE NS ROMANCE HE SOLD OUT LIAR
>Kishimoto just said Hinata was the sole person who saw Naruto and cared for him from the beginning

I love that they're claiming evil NH shippers are deleting their negative YahooJP reviews and not the obvious reasons 'their ISP are foreign and they obviously haven't seen the movie'.
>>
>>118240850

>the fruits and success of his plan right in his lap
>not a boner

m8.
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>>118240791

had to save hanabi

naruto probably had a boner during most of the mission, though
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>>118240840
I knew there was omsething wrong with that design.
>>
>>118240808
He expected a plan, not turning into jazzy grandpa.
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>>118240795
Well, Jiraiya is also a succesful smut author with even a movie deal, and I guess Orochimaru forces all his slaves to pay him an entrance fee to join the "come with me and maybe someday I'll steal your body" club.
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>>118239796
Like Eskimos and babby seals.
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Can't believe Naruto of all shonen would have an animated kiss between the MC and a formerly-side character.

Can't believe he's a dad either. Can't believe he has a loving family of three. Can't believe he won so hard.
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>>118239808
>He felt an urge to run his fingers over her beautiful outline.
>>
>>118240766
Naruto+Sakura pair resembled nothing like you usually see in Rumiko Takahashi works. For one thing only one person acted jerky directly to another as opposed to both people acting jerky towards each other and there was lack of sexual tension between the pair--or at least from Sakura's side.
>>
>>118240852

i always wondered if ns was so popular bcause people pojected that dynamic onto the pairing
>>
>>118240775

>Not understanding symbolism

Kishimoto said Hinata was the sole person who was there for Naruto from the start. Them running together as teens/preteens/kids with the red scarf billowing behind them is just a visual symbol about how they were always meant to walk side by side forever.
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>>118240187
Hiashi put a bomb in her womb set to trigger if any non-Naruto dick ever penetrated her.

Even in autistic revenge fanfiction you can't beat the master at his own game.
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>Hinata's chest next to Sakura's

She's spilling over.
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>>118240809
They are
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>>118240910

> stockings
> shorts
> tight sleeveless top
> tight belt
> tall boots

cleavage would have been too much, naruto would have been fucking her by day three
>>
>>118239796
They called her ugly.

Assholes.
>>
>>118240911

>implying being jazzy grandpa isn't part of the plan
>can directly tailor the children
>can always get contact with them due to being grandpa - e.g. when Naruto and Hinata are 'busy' and need babysitting.
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>>118240962

just imagining it makes me hnnnng
>>
>>118240986
So Kiba is the manlet of the group now.
>>
>>118239839
I find it funny because they have created another OC as a younger sister of Shinachiku, and she happens to look like Sakura.

They're still salty as ever.
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>>118240266
>Salad is a fujoshit
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
>>
>>118241027
I can't even imagine them fucking. I just imagine them holding hands and just, I don't know, playing around with each other? What do kids do when they're really close with each other?
>>
>>118240986
>10/10 has bigger tits than Ino now
>Lee looks fucking scary as shit
>>
>>118240936
>Can't believe i'm enjoying every second of this
Add that for me
>>
>>118240274
Needs more Linkin Park.

>>118240192
He's somewhere in Argentina laughing his ass off over how he got away with everything.
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>>118241054
Is the OC at least called Menma?
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>>118240986
Hanabi is too cute
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>>118239117
I wished she kept the Tenseigan.
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>>118240472
They're going to end up with 7 kids by the end of all this, aren't they? Hiashi's going to have his own private army of godchildren.
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>>118240478
>>118240498
BUT I DIDN'T GO TO YOUR WEDDING!
>>
>>118240954
How is Rinne by the way. The mcs in that do not seem to be jerks.
>>
>>118240274
Even in this Hinata is still the best girl.

Really, nobody can hate Hinata in this story, which makes this anti-NaruHina work is by making Naruto a worse character for divorcing Hinata.
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Reminder that Sakura has polluted the Uchiha genepool and this is likely if they ever have a second child.

Sasuke better hope his genes are STRONK.
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>>118240512
>getting a girl to eat/drink out of your hands
You may as well already be married, anon.
>>
>>118241152
What the fuck is a tenseigan?

Another mangekyou type asspull?
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>>118241152
not sure how I feel about MORE op eye shit.
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>>118238249
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>>118240936
whats really funny is the fact that a battle shonen anime had and actual kiss between the characters, while romance anime/manga gets a hug between them, if we are lucky
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>>118240777
>>
>>118241206
Is this what Madara died for?
>>
>>118241218
It's Byakugan combined with Hamura's chakra or something.

One of its abilities is to drive the moon and other astronomical objects towards Earth.

Even upgraded byakugan is nowhere as OP as upgraded Sharingan.
>>
>>118240794
I stopped going there long ago when they went normalfag. That's just one of the things that stuck to me, is all. If there's a proper term for that, then I'll opt for it.

>>118240852
She isn't, but she's often harsh (seeing him as a good) and displays her violent temper towards him. Despite all that, she cares for him and has affection, though it isn't romantic. Sakura fulfills most requirements here. That couple thing doesn't exactly need romance, it's just a dynamic thing. Naruto does bicker with Sakura, but he isn't a jerk nor does he get even, so I guess it isn't wholly correct to call them that, but the bickering can constitute to a degree.

>>118240954
See above.

I would say there is tension on Sakura side since people can see the affection, even if it is non-romantic. The bickering plus how she often treats Naruto harshly/violent in an exaggerated and amusing way can serve as tension for Sakura.

>>118240862
Karin x Suigetsu.
>>
>>118241223
Will Salad have MUH DARKNESS because she's likely to get picked on for having a shit father that tried to kill everyone?

Even her mom.
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>>118241223
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>>118241206
Uchihas neutered forever
>>
>>118241054

I love how they didn't understand that Kishimoto was joking when he said Shinachiku.
>>
>>118241179
It's not recommended to invite the groom's platonic boyfriend to the wedding.
>>
>>118240777
Hinata has a charming cumming face
>>
>>118241179
>implying he isn't getting drunk in the bar with Kankuro and Yamato
>>
>>118241243
Fuck I just noticed the hair
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>>118241206
>pink haired Uchiha fuccboi
Madara is spinning in his fucking grave.
>>
>>118241206
What the fuck is that?
>>
>>118240777
>Hinata's hair has the word "NARUHINA" written on it
Her orgasming face is a good distraction.
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>His shirt
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>>118241185

Boring. All the characters are just rehashed characters from her other manga with all their personality taken out.
>>
>>118241321
The Hinata "Naruhina" hair strikes again
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>>118241273
Is Salad using her tongue?
>>
>>118241179
So Iruka was the best man?
>>
>>118241356
Impressive how his fashion sense develops as he ages.
>>
>>118241340
fanmade second ss child. Aka Pink hair Uchiha male, worst case scenario.
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>>118241206
>Sakura has polluted the Uchiha genepool
Nah she gave him the perfect daughter.
Sasuke's genes are definitely stronger and Kishi is not sadistic enough to give Sasuke a pink haired boy.
>>
>>118241229
I thought most romance anime had a kiss at least.
Are you talking about harems?
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>>118241340
The end of the Uchiha as we know it.

>>118241356
>Hyuuga crest symbol on his shirt
>Hyuuga crest symbol on his son's jacket
BRAVO KISHI
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>>118241206
I wish Sasuke would have been more.... selective

More careful about not breeding with some average genes.
>>
>>118241356
>load up Ninja Storm 3
>the loading symbol is the Uzumaki spiral being circled by that Hyuuga-esque thing
Fuckers were practically shouting it from the rooftops weren't they.
>>
>>118238812
Okay, someone explain me this.

What's the use of making a new visual, the tag "Naruto & Hinata, and a new family member! See their love in this movie!!" when that particular visual is never used in the movie and the scene with only Bolt as a baby doesn't actually exist?

Just some more marketing lies?
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>>118241395
Salad doesn't kiss, she bites.
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>>118241206
As if the Uchiha weren't a bunch of preening feminine prettyboys already.
>>
>>118241466
>>
>>118241206
Sasuke has a child with:

Sakura
Karen
Someone in the Sand village
Someone in the Mist village
Someone in the Cloud village
Someone in the Rain VIllage
etc
etc

He needed to rebuild the Uchiha clan but Sakura being exclusive wasn't the way to do it. Sakura is a cuck anyway so she doesn't care as long as she can get a piece of that DarkDick
>>
>>118241264
>but she's often harsh (seeing him as a good) and displays her violent temper towards him

she does that with anybody that annoys her

she doesn't fullfill the takahashi girl requirements because she's missing the most important ones: the anger out of jealousy and the volatile relationship with male lead. Sakura is not tsundere when she likes somebody, she's full dere (Sasuke)

they don't bicker, sakura yells at him and naruto takes it
>>
>>118241223
>>118241273
translations?
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>>118241466
>she bites
Hot.
>>
>>118241430
I really wish Kishimoto had remembered that he gave Bolt gray eyes.
>>
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>>118241491
I can't wait to see Sauce as an awkward father.
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>>118241491
>naming your daughter after a bowl of lettuce
Any edgy cred Sasuke built up over the years is gone.
>>
>>118241456

just some nh fanservice showing the happy family, probably ties to the bolt movie
>>
>>118241206
What would be Tobirama opinion on him? Also I don´t want Salad to have a brother.
>>
Decided to watch it while I'm in Japan, surprisingly it wasn't that horrible of a movie given the shit track record.
>>
>>118241206
THANKS SAKURA
>>
I genuinely want to know what kind of a lover/boyfriend/husband Sasuke is to Sakura.

He's a tsundere-ish dork in Part I before the Sasuke Retrieval arc, but now that he's older, is he still the same?
>>
>>118241335
He's in ninja heaven going furniture shopping with Hashirama, doubt he cares anymore about his family of inbred retards.
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>>118241536
>Don't get any funny ideas, nii-san
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>>118241525
Sakura demands a kiss from Sasuke, Salad says Sakura is cunning and Sasuke has the dokis
>>
>>118241356
So what is this symbol exactly? Hinata had it, Hanabi had it in the filler, but its also been used elsewhere.

Is it a land of fire symbol or a hyuga one? They also have the 8 trigrams one.
>>
>>118241206
That looks like a fucking Pokemon protag.
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>>118241591
>Also I don´t want Salad to have a brother
>not wanting a tsundere nerd and trap shota to fight over their father's eyehax
>>
>>118241575
I hope Sarada is indeed a Tsundere daughteru.
>>
>>118241536
Me too. You know he'd do anything for his child but he takes his daughters scoldings all the time and has to endure it because it's part of his atonement.

>DAD WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN THIS TIME?!
>Saving orphans from a burning building in the Mist Village, dear
>DON'T YOU KNOW A LOT OF THEM HAVE WATER POWERS WHY DIDN'T YOU LET THEM HANDLE IT?!?!
>Because I have to atone for my past sins, dear
>WHY DON'T YOU ATONE BY TAKING ME TO THE RAMEN SHOP? I HAVEN'T SPENT TIME WITH YOU IN WEEKS
>*sigh* Yes dear...
>>
>>118241529
>sir what do we do? We ran out of gray to use?
>eh just use blue. We can always retcon it or make another kid. Yahagi always said retxonning was okay to do in a children's manga.
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>>118240183
>HInata with short hair

FUCKING WHY
>>
>>118241654
Can Yanderes be Tsunderes?
>>
http://www.tv-hokkaido.co.jp/event/the_last_-naruto_the_movie-narutoin/

Naruto's voice actress is coming to my city.

Sadly, I won't be here during that time.

Kind of sad.
>>
>>118241536
>Do you want to know how to obtain great power my niece?
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>>118241611
He probably reverted back to his part 1 self, sans "I'm an avenger" bullshit.
>>
>>118241446
That shit doesn't work, Hashirama is the most overpowered ninja in history, he married an Uzumaki that became the nine tails host and nobody even remembers who their kids were.
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>>118241413
>Kishi
>not sadistic

this after he delivers blow after blow to certain fags with constant interviews and official art?
>>
I really really want Sarada to awaken her uchiha powers when she finds out her Husbando is in trouble
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