This thread is for high-test curvy waifus.
Betas leave your skinny stick-figure waifus AT THE DOOR. This thread is for REAL waifus with curves ONLY.
Here's a different angle, pleb.
WHAT THE H-CK DID YOU SAY?!??
<stomps his right hoof, opening up a giant fissure in the ground> <falls in> <emerges as a VERY powerfull demon horse> <baths himself in pure energy> HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <all the hairs on his beautiful but also scarey looking mane turn bright yellow and stand up> <points his hoof at u without even looking> <his hoof extends before ur very eyes, hitting u in the teeth from 50 feet away>
Homu is just sheltered and needs to be taught how to love properly.
Fuck you all, nobody's curvier than mai waifu
<patiently waits by the door, sitting in the shadows until the door swings unclosed, then trotting tippy-hoofed inside quietingly>
<eyes agape with amazement> Oh sh-t my f-ck, literal sh-t! He forgot to flush! <attempting to quietly pass the fishing rod pieces, string & hook he had stored in his anus for such an occasion, but painfully and torn walls of anus>
<whinnies painedly, giving birth to fishing cache annointed with blood like newborn baby, and string hanging out of anus like umbilical cord>
Now let's see here... <fumbling and butter hooves out of excitement/nervousness> <finally clicks pieces into place, casting the line out to "sea" and getting a bite: a thick, juicy turdlet>
Yes, come to papa... <reels in difficultedly with ponderous hooves>
Now what do we have hear? <unhooks and sets on floor> <pulls out scalpel but whinnies giggoliously since he was so excited and instead smashes the dropping open with the blunt end of his his hoof>
OH? WHAT'S THIS? <scanning with eyes, discovers that turd is dry, might need more water in diet, but............... something more....>
A blood clot... could it be?
Yes... a fresh case of butthurt.
is it safe to post here? The normalfags on that other thread about xmas cakes are scaring me.