Shut up little girl, your face is like that of a bitch that hasn't had a dick in her for a few years.
We are not shitposting. We are worshiping our beautiful king.
>he wakes up past 2:00 pm expecting the thread he always makes to already be there
> so he makes his thread dedicated to Arturia "Riding rank B for coconuts" Pendragon
>he makes these shitty threads even though nobody voted for his king
>he makes these shitty threads because he can't see the violence inherent in the system
>he's so repressed he can only prepare hot pockets
>his king will never find the holy grail
This was my captcha
If you make any more smug Saber threads I swear I'm coming after you. Saber is refined and gallant, not the turbo bitch you're making her out to be.
Stop bullying me, you cunts.
Sakura has the best Saber all to herself.
Is Saber even a character anymore?
Or has she become some sort of abstract object? When you see threads like this, or how Type-Moon has milked her so much, you start to wonder what "Saber" even is.
I don't want to make a new thread so I'll ask this question here. I was re-reading HF route and there's one thing that I can't understand.
Why Rider is missing from HF Normal end? Is she dead? Killed by Sakura? Forever in spirit form?
She is our glorious king, after all. Therefor I love her.
Spoken like a true Saber lover.
It's simple, I must love perfection.
Saber is a bad person
The highres scan is superior.
This shitposting retard needs to be banned
This thread will not die yet!
Please do not post degrading things about the king. Thank you.
With out combined efforts we will reach at least 150 posts tonight.
>at least 150
>Gil thread has over 200
>earlier today, a Rin thread hit the bump limit
I thought you guys won the popularity poll. I guess having a thread every "morning" makes it hard to keep going.
>He thinks these threads on average don't hit post bump limit
It won't this time. It didn't last time. Nor the time before that. Oh, but the time before that did. Even so, The time before that didn't. That's one in five, one in four if you don't count this time. If this one somehow does, that's only half the time.
>500 posts is bump limit
>75 replies in 8 hours
>225 posts per day
>threads die in less than 24 hours so then OP wakes up to no Saber thread and makes a new one
>this thread will get less than 225 for a new thread to be made tomorrow
not enough Rider in this thread
just let me have this, I have to post in other people's threads since there isn't enough of me to keep a Rider thread going
There is alot of interest in Saber, but there is no focus in these threads, other than to pointlessly increase the quantity of posts, or to sometimes have backandforth with Rinfags.
A few threads ago, I was the guy who spent three hours trying to motivate Saberfags to organize more efficiently, but got no interest.
Hey guys, here is something you could do. Bakabt is looking for new banners. Do more Saber?
>wanting a thread for mary-est mary sue in the fate series
Another idea: we could script a saber-themed sermon, with opportunities for audience participation. Maybe roleplaying could be brought into the ritual. An outline-script could be constructed that would allow for anyone to conduct their own sermon.
Can we kill and sacrifice people in order to make her real? Make the hills run red with the blood of women and children. While death patiently looks onward, waiting to claim their feast. I call first dibs to hug her since this was my idea.
>I really liked the sword-sheath fate route and bigmouth faggots shit all over it
>Making Saber real.
It's important to understand that this is impossible in the direct sense. Also understand that even if she was real, she would almost definitely be thoroughly disgusted with all of us, and would want nothing to do with us. So keep that in mind.
That being said, Saber as a concept can be materialized.
Another idea for a ritual: We could post Saber on social media with text, acting like we seriously intend to summon her, and believe that it's possible. That would be funny, and would stir things up.
We could create a shell for a real Saber cult; the shell would be a crazy cult that would embody the common image of delusional, cartoon obsessed NEETS who have lost their marbles.
We could try and recruit followers for the fake cult by posting on facebook. It would be hilarious.