Wanna learn what our anime overlords think about us gaijins?

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>>117917880
laying down the basics shit they're small just like my animes

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>>117917986
nips afraid of freedom diet.

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>>117918051
>but
More money for anime figures.

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>>117918112
at least they got this right.

>>117917986

>Avg height for a Japanese male is 172 cm

I've seen all I need to.

Japanlets, when will they learn?

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>>117918159
If my chinese cartoons taught me anything, they get shit face just from the smell.

まあ、それにしても、死ぬｗｗ

>>117918231
>1 litre is the difference between drinking and being a passed out alcoholic
Good to know.

>>117918051
>implying fat
There are actually not that many fat people in America, funny as it is to think so.

And thank God for that, because fat people are a disgusting nuisance.

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to be fair we are compensating for size.

>>117918364
you're 10 times bigger right

This is very informative and pertinent, thanks.

>>117918346
>There are actually not that many fat people in America
That's incredibly wrong. You can't pretend America doesn't have a weight problem when twenty seven percent of the population is obese.

>>117918346
>Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are obese: 35.1% (2011-2012)
>Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight, including obesity: 69.0% (2011-2012)
And not supermodel baby fat but XXL.

>>117918364
lol

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>>117917880
>Wanna learn what our anime overlords think about us gaijins?

It's written almost entirely in English.

>>117918523
Isn't this US Army propaganda

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>>117918417
Don't thank me, thank anime for teaching japanese children how shit we are.

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>>117917880
pic related

>>117918445
>>117918496
I guess what he means is that there aren't many fat people in the small, specific part of the US in which he lives.

>>117918523
I want to fuck Usa-kun. Is this patriotism?

>>117918364
>tfw I haven't had a soda for over three years
Shit's carbonated poison, especially when you're drinking gallons of it a year. Root beer floats and Sunkist are very tempting sometimes, though.

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>>117918548
7 IQ difference doesn't sound like alot, plus we got more niggers than them.

>>117918310
>1 liter
Probably more like 16%.

>>117918613
>7 points
That's not even one standard deviation
Shameful display, Japan

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>>117918572
you mean Cali?
>>117918594
literally a bag of sugar with water.
>>117918613
explains the whole beta thing going on.

Americans complain that Japanese snack are all individual wrapped. But that is because Japanese give to family, friends, and coworker, to enjoy at own time. Only fat american eat entire bag of snack himself!

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>>117918231
>kanpai

>>117918572
I live in fucking New York City. There aren't that many fatfucks around.

>>117918364
Of all the American stereotypes the Soft Drink shit is truly out of control here.

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>>117918725
Not sure how I feel about this. You'll think all the porn they have means alot of employment for girls.

>>117918725
er, that's a Japanese E which is smaller than a US E, right?

>>117918445
I didn't say it didn't have weight problems, I said there aren't that many fat people, which there aren't. Even the statistics point that out well enough for me.

>>117918810
yes

i think the average in america is D

>>117918548
>08-temps-devant-la-television
Wait a second. Either you're from Quebec or you're someone stirring shit up.

>>117918231
>only 8 liters per year
holy shit this made me realise i drink a lot, more like 3 litres when going out with friends, and it is normal here too...

>>117918613
7 points is a pretty big difference- almost half a standard deviation.

>>117918785
which anime was it that some girl got drunk off soda?

>>117918613
The Average IQ for a White American is 103.

>>117918841
Do you actually understand how much 27% of the population is?

>>117918725
Ahahaha
Waiting for them to depict Japan's higher suicide rate as a better thing now

>>117918872
>Going out with friends

You lost me.

>>117918872
Average includes non-drinkers, I'd wager

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>>117918808
>gasoline fuel television
I wish this was real, more power to watch my animes with.
I hope you kids learn something, maybe if you copy the animes hard enough,
you can pretend to be a glorious nipon too.

>>117918976
yeah but still, the difference between 8 litres per year and close to 100 litres per year is kind of an eye opener.

>>117918590
yes

>>117918872
Doesn't that refer to the amount of actual ethanol?

>>117918872
>>117918976
I'd say that it's liters of alcohol, not liters of alcoholic drinks.
So bear in mind that most beers are 5%-7% alcohol.

>>117918231
Considering Asians don't tolerate alcohol as well as whites I'm surprised there isn't more of a gap.

>>117919027
That's silly, solar TVs still use energy

>>117919040
Might be the case, i just checked per capita japan drinks 40 something litres of beer whilst in the us it is 77 (probably shitty beer like bud light)

>>117918938
Do you understand what 73% of the population is?

>>117918549
my sides, any more?

>>117919097
You're forgetting the 'drinking with chef after work' in Japan.

>>117919027

Dayum buddy, you sound butthurt.

>>117918945
They have achieved freedom anon. they escaped the brainwashing

>>117919123
Yes. Are you really so dumb as to think what is essential 1/4 is a small amount when dealing with millions of people?

>>117918785
It's pretty sad really, I can get a 2.5 liter of off brand soda for $1, but for the same dollar I'd be hard pressed to find anything bigger than 16ml of water.

>>117918872
You wouldn't drink 3 litres of ethanol when you go out with your friends anon

>>117919105
>doubting superior Nippon™ technology
Fuck the photoelectric effect.

>>117918725
And less sex is better because....?

>>117918878
Not according to 2014's record. At least we beated canada those loonie fucks.
http://www.statisticbrain.com/countries-with-the-highest-lowest-average-iq/

Where's the homicide rate difference. I want to laugh

>>117918547
Yes but it was still kawaii

>>117919199
>16ml
Ounces you mean.

>>117918231
>9.4 liter is a lot
What the fuck
This has to be wrong
I drink 3 liters of beer everytime I sit at a table with my friends, I get drunk two times per year at most and I'm not an alcoholic
What

>>117919199
>buying bottled water

>>117919199
That's because only idiots buy bottled water.

>>117918783
I guess your standard for fat is just different from a non-American.

>>117918594
its not poison you massive pussy
soda is perfectly fine to drink as long as you don't drink it every day

>>117919086
Not FREEDOM piss water.

>>117919212
>Lowest Average IQ
Aren't those well below the retard line?

Having lived in Japan for quite a few years now I have to say I like the way they treat alcohol way, way better than they ever did in the States. It's a completely normal, non-shameful part of life and people at any age of majority can partake in a drink. In the US there's still so, so many negative connotations associated with drinking and bars. Look at the cliche Moe's Tavern from the Simpsons, anyone who drinks at bars is clearly a depressed lowlife loser. In Japan, the equivalent bars are boisterous every night with men, women, grandpas, grandmas, the whole community coming together for some beers or sake after a long hard day at work. And some wine by one's self at night? Always a sinning alcoholic who can't fight his demons, in the US. Just another way to relax in Japan.

>blogfag

>>117919204
that is true, but it still would be 0.5 to 1 litre of ethanol... 15 beers is normal for a night out here.

>>117919109
shit people still drink that piss water? why would you pay $8 for literally copper flavored soda?

>>117919157
I know they do a lot of work related drinking but to keep up they must be getting blackout drunk every night. I was under the impression it was having a beer or two with the boss and then going home to the loveless marriage they're trapped in.

>>117919242
That's what I meant
>>117919272
>>117919268
I'm using water as a comparison to show how stupid cheap soda is here

>>117918783
I don't see many fat people =/= there aren't many fat people in America.

>>117919295
I think you need to spend more time in the US.
There is almost no negative outlook on drinking, if anything you get more shit for not drinking

>>117919246
It's an average - Plenty of people don't drink at all.

+ I think it might be pure alcohol, not just drinks
>average american drinks more than 9.4 liters of everclear per year
hmmm
Now I'm not so sure...

>>117919284
Regular soda is horrible for your health. Drink it occasionally at most.

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>>117919129
I had this in my folder for some reason.
I've never watched american milf porn is this shit true?

>>117919330
It's not a very good one.

>>117919246
Beer doesn't exactly have a high alcohol content. I can't really remember, but something like 6-8%. You have to drink a lot of beer to reach 3 liters of alcohol.

>>117918548
>8.2 hours a day
Holy sweet tittylicking fucking son of Mary and Joseph
Kill yourself already, american cattle

>>117919295
Social drinking and alcoholism do not mix at all

>>117919330
Bottled water is expensive for the same reason anime is in Japan.

It's only that high because only giant faggots will buy it in the first place.

>>117919317
i dont drink bud, i am dutch. although i have tasted it and i think it is daring to call it beer.

>>117919031
It's alcohol, not alcoholic drinks.

>>117919212
Did you even read my post?

>>117919294
Retarded is sub 60 so only one meets that criteria.

>>117919370
Generally, yes.

>>117919391
spending several hours a day on /a/ isn't much better, fagtron

>>117919295
>tfw potatonigger and alcohol is the only socially acceptable way to relax.
Shame is a good thing, believe me.

>>117919370
The Japanese mom doesn't look distressed and it doesn't involve rape or tentacles, clearly not real.

>>117917986
>>117918051
And here I am, 156 cm.
>>117919211
It's not.

>>117919294
they're less worried about passing math than surviving down there, if you ever been there you'd do the same. The periodic table won't bring home dinner.

>>117919391
The worst part is that American TV is absolutely shit. I don't know how people can stand to watch 8 hours a week of the garbage, let alone 8 hours a day.

>>117919438
Ah, I thought it was 70. That's still really bad though.

>>117919471
When the get to the sex she'll be crying just like they always do.

>>117919459
Yeah but I'm an exception, not the average, shitnigger.

>>117919459
It is though, at least reading shitposts is just wasting time.
Television involves paying to watch advertisements and lowest common denominator shit, literally all I use TV for is local news, and that's bad enough.

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>That one fat drooling retard

This is like a polandball comic.

>>117919370
Yup. Stick to JAV for MILF.

>>117919528
What is it with Japanese women and always having to cry during sex? They always look like they don't want it as well.

>>117919295
Ahahahah once again feels good not to be merikan.

>>117919522
I think it was 70 at some point and it was lowered for reasons. I'm not an expert on the retarded though and even if you're not retarded you're still really fucking dumb if you have a sub 70 IQ.

>>117919390
5% is average for beer. Stronger things like IPAs and Belgian-style ale go up past 6%. Belgian Triples, 3xIPAs and other obscurities can get past 10%. But your average ale or lager is 5%.

>>117919370

I firmly believe that JAVs are the only 3D porn anybody actually faps to while western porn is produced solely for comedy.

>>117919585
That's exactly how I like it.

>>117919194
Are you really so dumb as to think 1/4th spread out across nearly 4 million square miles would register to anyone as "many" when they walk down the street?

Furthermore, do you think that would somehow be enough to drastically effect the perception of the nation when the vast majority of American's aren't fat?

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>>117919585
Showing you want sex is shamfur.
Crying is also a valuable skill for when they move into the more eel-oriented side of the porn industry.

>>117919391
^Meanwhile above faggot spends 9.3 hours on 4chan facebook and reddit not including video games

>>117919563
4chan honestly isn't that bad compared to a lot of mindless things people do. At least you are actively engaged here with shitposting.

>>117919674
Yes, I like it too, but it's strange to see every single Japanese woman acting the same way during sex.

>>117919432
>white american
Well shit nigga I don't know where you got that stat but I'll take your patriotic word for it.

>>117919563

I wouldn't even have a TV anymore if my PS2 wasn't hooked up to it.

>>117919295
Do you intentionally go to really seedy bars in the US so you can jerk off to how great Japan is?

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>>117919708
>2014
>Using the social Jew.

>>117919370
Western porn in general is fucking disgusting. JAV all the way

>>117919708
Stop projecting anon, I'm watching a movie already.

>>117919656
I love how the mozaics force you to use your imagination. Must be why the Japs have such a high average IQ.

>>117919651
Thanks for the information, I initially wanted to say 5, but that sounded far too low when I typed it out.
I need to drink more.

>>117919585
Honestly, the majority of women are annoying during sex in porn. JAV gets you the crying and squealing while western porn gets you the obnoxious "oh yeahs" and "ooohs." At worst, men just grunt.

>>117919585
>What is it with Japanese women and always having to cry during sex?
>Thinking porn is representative of real life behavior

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Always bet on freedom.

Do you have more, op? This shit is great..

>>117919756

Isn't that what you're suppose to do when making any sort of comparison with America?

>>117919708
>kikebook
>ribbit
>gay videogames for gay teens
How much of a /v/ermin can you be?

>>117919771
Stop lying. It's paused in MPC just like that anime you promised to get back to.

>>117919736
They are the closest thing to androids we currently have, I'm surprised they've even reproduced sexually for this long.

>>117919756
Might wanna work on that readin' comprehension. It's not how seedy the bars is, it's how the general public perception of the concept of bars is seedy with no regard to the kind of people that actually frequent them. Drinking in America is still carrying too much heavy baggage from its religious past and prohibition era. There's always the quiet undercurrent that drinking is a "vice" and somehow bad for you or society, like smoking.

>>117919831
Yes but you shouldn't be so obvious about it.

>>117919814
>At worst, men just grunt.
At worst, men actually talk. Complete boner killer.

>>117919585
It's called rape man. They rent out their bodies for a few hours to get the dosh, and if you read the thread, money looks pretty tight there.

>>117919815
I bet they just don't even have sex in real life given the low birth rate and sex rate of the country.

>>117919876
>There's always the quiet undercurrent that drinking is a "vice" and somehow bad for you or society
It is though, it's terribly bad.
It has it's uses in a social setting but the cost to society of alcohol consumption is huge.

>>117919585
Shows exaggerated pleasure, which typically means "She likes it" to a far greater degree than standard moans. It's off-putting to most Westerners because the exaggeration of it is a turn-on mostly in Eastern nations where communication can generally use a lot of onomatopoiea and gesticulation rather than words. In America, you can do that to be cute, but a simple moan can be a word or affirmation in Japanese. Loud moaning and yelling is far clearer to the viewer.

>>117919894
Good point. Nobody should talk during sex, in my opinion.

I just want erotic moaning; not this screaming and yelling nonsense.

>>117919918
A lot of countries have a falling birth rate nowadays, immigration is what keeps population growth up. You might as well say no one's fucking in Canada either. "Sex rate" isn't a statistic.

>>117919933
This is what I'm talking about.

American culture thinks it's bad. Live outside for a while and you'll find some new perspectives. Alcohol has a net positive impact on societal and individual closeness in Japan. I would imagine parts of Europe are the same.

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>>117919830
looking at google, all I find is tumblr and reddit shit.I wish there was an anime that had realistic representatives of other countries, that fucking hetalia shit doesn't count.

>>117919681
What if 1/4 of population had cancer? Would you notice?

Being obese is not normal. More than 25% of population are morbidly sick and you say it's somehow normal because there is a shitton of land in the Midwest. What kind of warped logic is that?

One out of ten would be worrying, each 4th being so fat it's a clinical condition is a disaster.

>>117919782
I only speak from experience. I have lots of experience.

By the way, Bud Light only has 4.2% ABV. Asahi has an even 5%.

I'm willing to be that whatever survey they used to determine overall ethanol consumption did not account for variations in ABV however and probably just branded all beer as 5%, wine as 15% and liquor as 35%. The true average is probably a lot different.

>>117919281
If the people around me are considered fat elsewhere I'd be stunned, especially considering the brits, Irish, poles, and French I've seen look to have the same weight as an average American.

>>117920050
>One out of ten would be worrying, each 4th being so fat it's a clinical condition is a disaster.
Not for pharmaceutical companies.

America is so fat because of all of the Mexicans, they are the fat ones, Mexico is the fatest country, and USA is fat because all the Mexicans jump the border.

>>117919370
>not liking kay parker

>>117920036
But nobody has to drive anywhere in Japan. It's impossible in the US, which leads to huge fucking problems with drinking and driving.

>>117920050
Normal meant "average" last I checked. The average American is not obese. Obese butterballs are in the minority, plain and simple. This is a fact