I spoiled myself on Nadeko Medusa
Couldn't watch Monogatari anymore because Nadeko had to go down such a sad road.
Wanted nothing more but to embrace her and love her forever.
If I ever took a waifu, it'd probably be Snake.
Just dump snake images already, before monkeyfags shit up the thread. My folder needs them.
I wouldn't go as far as saying I like her, but I find her breakdown to be a rather interesting take on the whole shallow public facade bit.
I might have ending up liking her if they had shown her better traits as long as her negative ones. Unfortunately, they did not.
Which form of Nadeko do you like?
Plain or Medusa?
My dick likes her quite a bit.
I'm a Kanbarufag, please don't heavily imply my comment was anything but an observation of what that particular anon did wrong.
As much as I'm all for shitposting Snake threads, and I am since Snakefags are shit-house. The Oshinobro from the earlier thread had a point.
Basketball outfit Kanbaru, still best Kanbaru
>not angry Nedeko as an option
i am dissapoint
Is it now popular to like Nadeko instead of hating her?
Won't stop me from posting Monkey anyway.
Reminder that snake is shit and if anyone likes her then it falls under one of three categories:
-They care about nothing more than fapping to her.
-They are the same sort of horrible person as snake and thus empathise with her.
-They still don't understand nadeko medusa and have replaced it in their minds with some fanfic.
NADEKO DID NOTHING WRONG!
I like Nadeko a lot, her and Kanbaru are my favorites. But I haven't seen SS yet and I guess she has some major stuff going on in that show.
>-They are the same sort of horrible person as snake and thus empathise with her.
I think we've pretty well established by this point that monkeyfags and batfags are the most spiteful and arrogant bastards
snake is best taste
Dont let any of these neko faggots fool you.
Nadeko is love. Nadeko is life.
old bat hag and fake sister are bullies
Nadeko is one of my favorite sluts. Fucking Shinobu cockblocked Araragi who was going to fuck Nadeko, and Nadeko was totally going to go through with it as well. In fact, she was hoping for it.
>mfw people use images I made to shit on my favorite characters
I'm a snail guy myself.
>/a/'s favorite girl is the one who got cuckold by a hipster punching bag who actually only gets turned on my his sisters.
I'm so glad all you guys are bumping Nadeko's thread, despite your favorite girl being someone else! Thank you so much, I really appreciate!
No no no, you see what you did, was make this thread, knowing that it would become a Crab/Monkey thread later on.
Surely no one actually thinks that snake is the best.
What do you mean, this is a monkey thread.
You know, if monkey girl was really popular then monkeyfags wouldn't have the need to shit up other better girl's threads
But... I didn't make this thread. I just post in this thread because I love Nadeko like everyone else here.
It's alright though, sharing is caring.
We let you have a snake thread the other day, do you remember what happened to it?
Face it, there is no such thing as a good snake thread.
We're just preemptively saving the thread.
This started as a Snake thread to draw them out so they could be ridiculed later on when better girls were being posted.
For reasons you are unable to comprehend mortal.
Inviting not only discussion of only her series, but the social consequences of it! That's Nadeko for you, you wouldn't get this with any other girl!
That's all fine and dandy, but better girls will never be posted, because Snake is the best.
Why would he be?
Monkeyfags can't handle it when their girl gets flak so they never make threads. Luckily Nadeko is kind enough to carry your pitiful asses.
>3DPG pedo and loli wars
Please, no more riveting discussion like that ever again.
Anon, saying other girls are bad is one thing, but saying this best girl of ours is shit, when yours is under her, what are you thinking?
Well, it's alright if you can't handle any discussion.
You just can't handle the truth that monkeyfags are doing a public service by hijacking snake threads before they turn to shit.
Even Shinobu said she is sex incarnated.
o i am laffin
Nobody can be under snake. Snake defaults to the bottom every time.
Worst girl and a slut to boot.
Truly pleb taste.
Monkeyfags want to preserve their image and end up never having the spine to make threads of their own, can confirm this. They have to use roundabout methods of putting everyone else down, just like their girl.
>K-kanbaru totally isn't a petty, jealous dyke! That's the monkey paw controlling her!
Huh? I'm sure you agree Nadeko is the best, otherwise you wouldn't be posting in her thread. If you didn't, you would just make your own threads.
If there is nothing else, we can at least take comfort in the fact that they are not worst girl.
i just want to tell her that her drawing are shit and then rip them up.
You don't have to pretend to like snake anymore. The jokes over.
She's actually envious. The show makes it quite clear that the oddities are only ever working for the humans, not controlling them.
Kanbaru got over her inability to be with Hitagi like she wanted and is now best bros with Araragi.
What's Nadeko's excuse?
Why do crabfags feel the need to be such bitches?
I don't agree with you, but I respect your choice.
Ah, but you see, to stop that from happening is exactly why Nadeko hides her dream. So if you dislike her for being a meek and evasive person, then you just proved her right!
You're right, there's no need for lies like that, I don't like Nadeko...
I adore her.
So you're saying snake fags are shit?
i like them all and i dont want the series to ever end.
I'm pretty sure we all already knew that
It's perfectly fine to have shit taste, as long as you acknowledge it.
>doesn't know the difference between envy and jealousy
Don't be like that Anon, being like this is not the Crabfriends' fault, they just can't help being insecure. I'm sure behind their cold exterior is a soft and defenseless soul that is screaming for help. Have some patience with them.
I want to cum inside on her dangerous day
as much as I like monkey I wish people didnt post the same shit every time
there is like 5 monogatari threads a week on /a/ and the same pictures of kanbaru in every thread
just let other girls be posted once in a while
>posting monkey somehow stops you posting other girls
Seriously though, Nadeko a shit
And yet you still fap to her.
Don't kid yourself anon, you want her.
I enjoy fapping to her tight little butt and budding chest.
Are you trying to butter me up so I'll admit that I like Nadeko?
Not gonna happen
>Using ellipsis like a Gaiafag
Crabfags live up to their zodiac name. Cancer.
>Not wanting to fuck snake goddess
There is a limit to being a faggot.
>Using Ellipsis in one of it's intended formats is being a gaiafag
>Using low resolution images.
It's like you don't love your waifu at all.
No, not at all, of course not. Why would you think that? I'm simply saying I like miss Crab, and nothing more.
I can think she is worst girl and
hatefuck her brains out at the same time.
I like you the most, anon. Such a good taste you have there. Best girl with best VA
I used to be a crabfag but after angry-Nadeko there was no going back.
Nadeko is the goddess /a/ deserves
Nadeko shill pls go.
Don't act like you ever loved best girl.
So we'll hate her. Because she can take it.
Can she though?
Cause last time she went nuts and decided to go live as a hermit in a shrine and get drunk every day.
You and I are two of one soul anon.
>implying that's not living the dream
>implying we can't all relate to a lazy child who just wants to drink all day and draw manga
>implying that people who hate snake aren't just projecting their own self-loathing
This one's for you, crabfriend.
>Snakefags think everyone is a smelly neet like themselves.
She's talking both to Nadeko and herself though. To use this solely as an instrument to fuel your 'best girl' wars is just sad. It's a shame that most fans are too shallow-minded to actually appreciate the anime they're obsessed with.
>implying that Nadeko is able to follow through with anything until Kaiki shows up to make her a productive member of society
Was becoming best girl part of her plan?
Perhaps she's wondering why an old man would spend time and money on her before lying to her
>not using envy when it's way more applicable
for what purpose?
Thanks. Let me return the favor.
They are only synonyms if you're too lazy to use their actual meanings. There is clearly a difference between the two and using them interchangeably is only done by people who don't know better.
I had not heard of this before now.
Thanks anon. I'm listening to the discography right now. I like what i'm hearing.
I will admit, Snake has the best theme.
Alright, I'm a Snailfag, but I'm curious about why people like Snake. What about her makes you like her anons?
cutebut also has a touch of lewd
Nadeko was at her cutest/sexiest as a snake goddess. Why did she have to go back to being a boring human?
Personally I think Snake is the hottest of the girls followed by Crab and then Bee. But the best girl title would have to go to Snail.
You're entitled to an opinion even if it's wrong.
Therefore, Crab is hottest amirite?
Your brain is lacking in certain departments.
Based on nothing but personal feelings. Just the main girls. Others get in where they fit in. Your mileage may vary.
Sure snake is alright, and so is monkey.
But crab was the cover and inspiration for two surprisingly good alt rap mixtapes. Pic related is the cover to Vol II.
Let me spell it out for you then
Snake because she makes my dick wet with her obvious teasing
Crab because she is really good at being a sadist
And Bee because /fit/ is kind of hot and she has this innocent vibe about her that makes me want to show her how be lewd
Please anon, I've posted plenty of Crab already. How much more could you want?
monkeyfags have been absent from this thread for a while
I'm pretty sure that's against the law or something.
I'm currently on the fourth theme of vol i. I dunno, I feel it's kinda missing something, but that's maybe just my taste.
I can't help that you niggas don't see the beauty and wonder of cat.
Not a crabfriend, but I would like to give Gahara a hug and tell her it's all going to be alright.
She's consistently sadistic and teasing even during her "dere" moments. It's a character trait that's not very common.
I also absolutely adore her relationship with Araragi, it's so perfectly imperfect,
If by "beauty" and "wonder" you mean her big pair then yeah, they're pretty good. Otherwise she's unbearable both as a character and person.
Release order (Bake>Nise>Neko>Second Season>Hana).
Will do, I was in need of something to listen to while reading Medaka Box anyways.
Thank you for posting all that stuff...
You also can have some
I think the most attractive thing about her, to me at least, is that I would never get bored of having her around or get tired of her.
I want someone I can compete with.
>she's unbearable both as a character and person.
She's helpful, understanding, behaves positively, is pleasant to talk to and knows everything. Why would that be unbearable?
Anything for a fellow crab lover.
As much as I love Crab as a character, I would absolutely not date her.
I love the spite she would give me.
All gataris are best girls
but bee is the bestest
Oh my god, it's an actual Nadeko thread that didn't devolve into arguments about pedophilia. Thank god.
Don't mind me though, just posting best girl butt.
Please. Cat is at least the second or third most helpful girl in the series. Generally the voice of reason, and Ararararagi's personal 411.
I like titty monsters as well as any other type. So that's okay. She get's multiple hairstyles. Her loli form practically broke Araragi. Her cat form was the same. She is the prime example of lust for the series.
Can you imagine a imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
Well can you?
Also, she brings Araragi and Shinobu closer together. She's okay being the mistress, or second place. Respects Hitagi, but trolls her regularly.
Niggas actually think cat is crap because she has problems, in a show about girls with fucking problems. Why so biased against Cat?
How was she shit in the beginning? In Kizu she was very helpful, she went out of her way in into lethal danger to help Araragi. In Neko white she had her problem as every other girl did and Araragi dealt with it poorly. In Bake he still dealt with it poorly. Shinobu had to bail his ass twice because he'd rather die than solve a problem.
>the second or third most helpful girl
All you're talking about is superficial. Her personality is usually as dull as a plank, you can't even enjoy her banter because it usually comes off as underhanded, it's not like with Crab, Bat or Snail where they're being playful, she just comes out as a bullying bitch (the breast touching ticket comes to mind). And despite how amazing she is, she's a helpless idiot; they constantly say she's really amazing and all, but in spite of her amazingness she only causes problems. So what if she likes Araragi or has family problems? She never does anything about it nor reaches out to someone else. If she knows everything why doesn't she just get a clue?
I meant beginning in release-by-anime
She wasn't very likeable. Even in Kizu, I kind of felt like she was being really selfish, though understandably.
Yeah, you're right.
Next arc will reveal your powerlevel.
I didn't really get into it until after snail arc. I sat through crab because I had intentions of watching it all from the get go.
Casual friend of mine couldn't make it past crab. I'm sure as hell he wouldn't have stayed for snail.
I'm waiting for more monkey.
She's going to be in it right? The arc is about Koyomi paying Gaen back for her help in Shinobu time right?
He's the kind of guy who watches anime half-assedly on his phone. I haven't bothered recommending anything to him ever again.
Snail's OP was pretty great.
Though I'm not a huge fan of Snake, her two openings were fantastic.
>people didn't thoroughly enjoy the first episode enough to finish the series
>not reversing the eyes as well
Platinum bad form
anon listen to me, stop watching right now and just forget about this series.
not because its bad but because its so good that once your finished your heart will never be able to recover.
plz anon you must listen, save your self from the suffering this show creates.
>Though I'm not a huge fan of Snake, her two openings were fantastic.
If only mogra releases his remix of that song.
See you this FRIDAY/SATURDAY you niggers
I'm not a fan of big breasted sluts.
I'd almost be tempted to agree, but this is one of those where the heartache is worth it. Besides, there's still a huge portion left to be animated.
I has no sides
She's the example of: "Out of everyone, you know yourself the least."
After being shot down, she starts to fix her life. The ticket thing was a little cringetastic, but she generally likes to help him. And gets nothing of value in return. And her base personality is good enough to have all the other girls look at her favorably.
>she's a helpless idiot
That's literally why she has the split personality. She isn't helpless, she pushed her desires into the other personality. How can you possible ignore her whole fucking character development when she's had so much?
It's like you just don't want to like Cat more than you actually want to like other girls. Too much Cat for you? Maybe. She has a lot of screen time. She's a good girl for the series. Great in a lot of ways, not so good in others. But don't dismiss her because you think she got too much time, or she's not "best girl".
A Cat is fine too.
Tell me about Shinobu, why does she wear the band-aid?!
>And gets nothing of value in return. And her base personality is good enough to have all the other girls look at her favorably.
That's not going to make me like her. I'd rather her do get something in return. I'd rather her be disliked or be in conflict with the other girls. It's like her life is a constant cold war.
>She isn't helpless, she pushed her desires into the other personality.
That's the same goddamn thing as not doing anything about it! Even Snake is better, at least she deludes herself about it because she's a coward, rather than not do anything and being shown as super amazing.
>It's like you just don't want to like Cat more than you actually want to like other girls.
What I like and don't isn't something I can manipulate, you know? Or what, do you think I like her the less just because? I just like everyone else more.
>But don't dismiss her because you think she got too much time, or she's not "best girl".
Assumptions much? It's not like I didn't give her a chance. Although you're right in a way, because there are at least three other girls that don't have half her screen time and are a world more fun to watch. But with Hanekawa is like you don't go anywhere at any time.
>That's the same goddamn thing as not doing anything about it! Even Snake is better, at least she deludes herself about it because she's a coward, rather than not do anything and being shown as super amazing.
That's not worse that snake, that's the same as all the girls.