You are now Kanye-sama. You must now find a way to save Amaburi
without using the love hotel next door/selling the girls to faceless old menand you have until the 31st to do it. What do you do?
What does this imply?
Kiss Earth on the lips.
I thought it wasn't.
Kanye's lack of concern for his employees' safety fucking hilarious.
pic or didn't happen
Say that on her twitter not 4chan and see what happens.
Give put free children's passes in sugary cereals or whatever nip kids eat, get parent's money that way.
Once Kanye established more brand value by repairing the park, more rides, better shows look to co-brand and run a stronger marketing campaign.
Hire an actual porn lady then sell her to faceless men.
Install Mr. Bone's wild ride.
What does it mean?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Only people using vanilla 4chan get that screen. I doubt she's that retarded.
I want to lick this delicious back.
Have an adults only yuri-"demonstration". Guests are not allowed to touch. Think stripper shows
I guess I'll just have to use 'that'.
Maybe she's the one who keeps the other 3 in check so they don't ruin everything. Salami's a professional shitposter, Muse has a short temper, and Sylphy's too retarded to do anything.
Here's a happy thought, the only thing keeping her top on is the blue ribbon.
Here's a happy thought, the only thing keeping me from raping her is an extra dimension.
Koboli is fine, her flaws maker her perfect.
Can't rape the willing.
You call that fast typing?
No, how can you sexualize someone with such a tight birth canal?
No. She's cute in a "cute little onee-san" kind of way (yes, onee-san) and she does have her sexy moments but I don't have any actual sexual desire for her.
I wouldn't mind having her care for me but I wouldn't even marry her.
How can anyone like such a character that was willingly to kill her employees if they didn't get their shit together? I bet she already had a place to hide their bodies and a statement ready for the police when somebody files a missing persons report over them not being seen for 3 days.
She would only be willing if you present your dick and semen as some sort of meal. She might chomp off your dick though.
Two best girls being best.
how did anyone of these people get a job at Amagi Park? and why can't I be employed here? ;_;
but then why does the castle actually change and attack
the fact that shit actually happens and people get hurt would imply that this wasn't intended, although that just raises the question of why she just left that button out in the open when there was very clearly a panel that's supposed to cover it right next to it
> What does it mean?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Fuck that face reminds me of that one Japanese candy
Time for DORAMA?
>you are now Kanye-sama
>not already copping Yeezy 3s
Turn Amaburi into a dinosaur theme park.
Because nothing disastrous will happen and it won't backfire at all, right?
Make a reality TV show about the park, but it's actually all about Sento's
Nigger, do you even MAGIC?
Wait for 90% chance of sunny day or above.
Sell all prices to 30 yen.
Use magic to make it rain.
Make it rain so much it blocks the roads.
Sell overpriced umbrellas and create a once in a lifetime boat crossing service for only 5000 yen per person.
>typed about 100 WPM on middle school
>could type around 130 WPM on high school
>can type 137 max if I mash my keyboard
>90% of the time I'm typing at 30 WPM / 10 WPM while using one hand only because there is no need to post fast on 4chan
There are honestly very few occasions where I need to type fast.
they already have a dinosaur themed attraction though
>banned for posting Futabu in the Futabu thread
it's the B-side of the ED single. I was pleasantly surprised when they played it on episode 9 since I was listening to it on repeat wondering "wow this would be really good for an OP if the show was about the fairies"
>there are people who don't type 100+ words per minute
i'll catch up to fire one day.
that's because she isn't great at anything
she's the glue, the vanilla ice cream in a sundae, the broth in a stew
she's not noteworthy but it's understood that she balances out the group by being a cool head
I really doubt the giant drills would have killed anyone. If it came down to it they'd probably stop and Kanye would just give them an exasperated "mataku.." after the castle shut itself down automatically
>damn you spiderman!
I want my bathroom tiles with the four fairies and Sento.
Is there a service that prints stuff on tiles? Alternatively, you could just print it on normal plastic and glue that on normal tiles, then coat the whole thing in transparent varnish or something.
Use the lecherous trio to find all the worst bars in town. Have the fairies visit and swindle the drunkards out of their wallets and so forth. Use said wallets to buy a fuckton of drugs and resell them at a higher price in some other town. Have the trio look around the bars in that town, rinse and repeat until Amaburi is safe.
Then buy out the love hotel next door and make it the new "employee housing".
Wow those sparkles did something
I wish people came like they do on his manga so that I would get my daily dose of protein easier.
Having to suck 400 dicks at the gym every day is suffering.
What single change in the show would ruin EVERYTHING for you, anon?
>sell Sento and Latifah to oil barons
absolutely genius, sasuga Kanye
Yoshiki might be doing a Sylphie doujin after watching this episode. We just need Fatalpulse to deliver on that Latifah and we're good to go for winter comi
I guess you could say it's
Plan would backfire though.
>loses his secretary and princess that can bestow superpowers
>still fails to complete the contract (based on visitors, not money)
>loses the money he got
Has everyone forgot that he can read minds?
He just need to ask someone his bank password and read his mind.
Why do you faggots want kanye to fuck sento?
Why would you want someone else to fuck your waifu?
speaking of secretary, Sento was a perfect secretary this episode. Didn't spazz, just did her job and did it great.
I thought fatalpulse was going to shiro the bakos this comiket
we don't get a Shiina episode. They gave her enough screentime to set up for a Shiina episode, we better get one.
>her arc sets her up for idol episode
>we won't get one because it'll be redundant to have two singing episode
Fucking fairies ruining everything.
well considering he can only use once per person, its understandable if he doesn't want to waste it on something potentially stupid when he might need it on that particular person later
what kind of trump card would it be if he used it every episode? It's not like he has anyone to use it on.
all of the episodes in the second half have been great
>new employees giving us A, B and Shiina
>pretendtobeKanye day starring Clannads
since we finally had a fairy episode, and although it is stacked in the favor of the mascots in screentime, which group have you come to like the most?
The mascots are still my nigga but Salama is perfect
The fairies are generic moeblobs only good for fanservice and waifuing.
The mascots are perverted drunkard middle aged men with real life problems and top tier comedic moments.
Not really a contest, Mascots are far superior.
The more I see of Salama the less I like her. The best body in the world can't salvage you if you always bury your hone in that goddamn phone and speak with that rude mouth of hers. I can't stand people like that.
Muse stop posting
she remind me of kazooie for some reason
>The best body in the world
Now that you mention it, Fire is supposed to be the hottest one, but Sento, Sylphy and Muse are way hotter than her. Salama has quite a mediocre body in comparison.
>You will never shitpost with Salama
All they've got to do is not making them a moeblob.
Is Sento a moeblob?
for 2 more hours of Mirai!
I'd rather have a series of Mirai-kun jewing the visitors.
The fairies are cute and all but the mascots are more fun to watch. I didn't enjoy ep. 9 as much as the previous ones. Seeing cute girls doing cute things and working out issues in their little clique has been done a million times before. I don't need to see it again in this show as well.
I would turn Amagi Brilliant PArk into a massive front for drug operation. We'd manufacture/grow our own shit onsite and then peddle it to customers using cute girls and lovable mascots. Why do you think the entrance fee is only 30 yen?
I'd just do what Kanie is planning on doing.
Also some of you guys have it wrong, they don't need money, they need guests. Selling Latifa and Sento doesn't get them the guests they need to keep the park.
Actually, since "happiness"/anima is in fact a harvestable, tradeable resource for Maplelanders wouldn't it make more sense to make Amagi Brilliant Park nationally subsidized (by Mapleland, not Japan) and use aggressively low prices like Kanye is doing at all times to draw in more customers? Not to mention the fact that customers will release more anima in the first place if they're spending less money. Though it really depends on how much anima resources are worth to Mapleland in comparison to cold, hard cash.
Considering what's riding on the line it's really odd that Mapleland isn't investing more of their own resources to ensure the prosperity of the park though.
People in maple land seem to be retards. "Let's send the battle trained solider to manage a theme park in the human world!" "Let's hire a convicted felon who specialized in stealing and explosives!"
That look. I love it.
I enjoyed all the suffering looks.
Most definitely yes. Bullying goody two shoes is magnificence in life.
how much would you pay for a night with sento
You're not any better, anon.
[In case anyone missed and is interested, here's the copypasta]
I've decided that this song is too much fun to pass up. Lyrics, submission email, etc are in here:
I've set the deadline as December 1st for now.
/a/ sings Tabi no Tochuu is also done:
And if you're wondering about database, that's on hold for the time being because the orchestr/a/ will be making an instrumental version that I'm going to use..
>The faeries have boyfriends.
>mfw Salama and Tiramie are secretly dating
Renovate the park into business branch that isn't absolutely fucking dead in 21st century.
Theme parks might have been a thing pre 2000s but holy shit. I bet even fuckin Six Flags is gradually losing annual guest count.
I want Fire to plant her tongue in Earth's navel like a seed in soil and destroy Amaburi with a volcano.
I want Water and Wind to 69 their supple, fit navels and cause a waterspout.