Why are anime lolis so cute?

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But you are posting Alice. She is a whole other level.

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>Janitors and moderators have always had the challenging task of walking a fine line and pleasing the insatiable masses. In a given month, more than 20 million people will browse 4chan, and upwards of 2 million will post. While catering to the individual tastes and opinions of millions of people isn’t feasible, we owe it to ourselves as users to enforce the rules as objectively and consistently as possible in order to preserve the best possible site experience for all.

>Also we hired a mod who indiscriminately deletes what he doesn't like, even if it's not against the rules

>>117378762
The animators/artists know how to invoke the primitive, instinctual urge to protect something that is essentially helpless. Thus, lolis are the best way to channel such feelings, because they are:

>small
>helpless
>still forming their niche in the world

Cute things make us want to protect, and we feel good when we look at them; perhaps that is our wiring to call us into action (essentially dopamine and chemical synapses in action).

I'm drunk btw

>>117378965
You haven't heard about the tumblr /co/ mod that deletes loli threads and pretty much abuses his mod powers?

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>>117378965
Brace for deletion

>>117379171
Didn't that mod get banned from /a/ ages ago?

>>117378762
>15 years old

>>117378913
>>117378965
>>117379171
>>117379199
If you stop bringing it up and actually talk about lolis in anime/manga instead of wanting to tickle a loli, maybe your threads would not have gone deleted. This is still /a/ and not you personal circlejerk.

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>>117378762

>>117379273
Even when that shit happens a smart mod would just delete the offending posts and post with his tag for people to knock it off. It's happened before and it's worked. The mod in question has admitted to the word loli being "creepy" to him and he's just enforcing his own opinion rather than the board rules (you know, his job) through his little Redreich.

>>117379273
The last thread had absolutely no talk of Redwood or his idiocy but it got outright deleted.

>>117378825
Maybe he meant as opposed to manga-exclusive lolis

because they aren't 3dpd, cute, loving, trusting, etc.

>>117379358
>>117379389
He also mods /cgl/ as well, right? Not surprised he's such a loli hating faggot.

Doujin of a group of lolis domming rednigger when?

>>117379499
I believe he has mod powers on all boards. moot was clearly drunk when he made that decision, worst mod on the site by far since he creates more problems rather than enforcing the rules.

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>>117379403
or fanmade ones

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Now that I think about it, isn't using the feedback form kind of useless? Mods have access to it as well (as proven by how there are replies with the mod tag in there), so what's stopping this mod in question from just deleting the complains about him? Wouldn't directly mailing moot be a better idea? Not that I know if he still reads his mail.

Here's a tube.

>>117379596
Yes, but he isn't the only mod. Others might notice it. One mod even admitted he liked us and didn't want to delete our threads but he would if they got too risque (he even insta-banned people who were posting 3D shit).

Sadly moot's public email is probably filled with porn and spam so I bet he never reads it.

I wish someone would just put a stop to this. I hate this meta shit and I hate contributing to it, but desparate times and rogue mods call for desparate measures.

>>117379596
If everyone that posts in or cares about these threads just left negative feedback about him once, moot would definitely notice and do something about it. To be less subtle:if you're reading this and are sick of redwood (the mod in question) deleting board relevant loli threads, go and leave some rationally and intelligently written feedback (not whining or biitching) right now
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>117379879
Exactly. Let's not forget the forget the frequency of his rogue behavior (I'd say we've had multiple threads per day deleted over the course of the past week... we might have had about 3 threads TOTAL in that time had the mod not abused his power). At max these threads have had around 200 people post in them. If 200 people reported this rogue's behavior every deletion, SOMEONE would take notice.

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So, who was best loli of 2014?

>>117380435
He's been "back" for at least a year, and he's been promoted to a global mod position.

moot even publically apologized for the "idiot pedophile" ban, and that post was far more inappropriate than what Redwood consistently deletes.

>>117378913
Mods are just moots friends

>>117380673
>Mods are just moots friends
We should call them "Moods" instead. Seeing as they do things only when they have the mood to do so.

>>117378825
Video game lolis, VN lolis, >>117380990
>I guess the current Mod is now good since the thread is still up
Thats not how moderation works. In a couple of hours one mod is going to check the reports screen and will purge ten threads and six posts.

>>117380473
It's a tie between Mashiro and Petralka.

>>117380473
IMO its Illya: playing two roles this season.

>>117381456
>*season

I meant "year".

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>>117380623
All mods are global.

At least Kino is still protecting us.

>>117382081
Kino is dead

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Loli generals are pretty bad, but I still post in them or sometimes post them just to save the board.

>>117382213
Any confirmation to this?

>>117383113
It's a meme, like rustle tracing.

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>>117383240
Don't scare me like that.

>>117380473
k8

>>117382081
Why is she so lewd? Jesus Christ...

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Not to steer this thread into unwanted territory or anything, but why is /l/ always so overblown in their dismissal of 3D lolis. I'm not saying liking loli makes you a pedo or anything like that, but it always seems like the anons here talk about 3D little girls as though they were the most revolting thing ever, in any context.

>>117383788
They are the most revolting thing ever. Your average 4chan poster cannot stand children because they're noisy, drools, pulls you around, etc.

>>117384217
And 3D lolis reminds them of that.

>>117384217
I think you are assuming all kids are 2.

>>117380435

>Friend went to a cousin's party
>The niece came up to cousin for something and was like 10
>He says outloud in the middle of a fucking party 'what a cute loli' thinking it's normal
>Everyone stops dead silent and look at him
>Mother of niece comes up to him and slaps him and uncles start yelling at friend's cousin

When will faggots stop trying to enforce internet culture into real life? like that one faggot playing billiard and doing the costanza face and saying the year

>>117385377
lolicon is not a disease it is a way of life
you should have bought that man a drink

>>117385377
That billiards guy won a million dollars. I hope that party guy isn't your friend anon.

>>117385377
the constanza face is from seinfeld

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Best loli of 2002.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geDeF7YynP0

A loli napping for 2 hours

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The best yama.

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>>117392563
>loli

>>117393564
I don't see any bears.

>>117379352
I want to pee in her butt.

>>117379352
Best character song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaHaO3yJ9AI

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>>117378762
Lewd lolis are best

>>117395589
Kuro best girl.

>>117392563
That shit-eating grin.

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>>117396643
>Shit eating grin

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There are two loli threads.

which one is the real one?

>>117378762
>>117382804

>>117396915
Your response to jewery regardless of the perpetrator has nothing to do with loli.

>>117397021
I didnt make that thread, dude.

I just wanna know which thread to post in so im not wasting my time toasting in some dead bread

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My little grobron can't be this belligerent.

>>117382552
>Shiori
>loli

You ought to be educated.

>>117382081
I want to daito keito.

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Reminder

>>117378913
He does it for free

>>117400141
Loli is fine as long as it stays as pic related.

If you were a loli what would you do?

>>117401233
Browse /a/.

>>117401233
First thing I would do is masturbate furiously for an entire day. I haven't though about what to do next.

>>117401233
Find an Onii-chan to love me. Then extort the shit out of him by threatening to call the cops.

>>117401233
Lure an /a/non into a van

>>117401476
Wah! What are gonna do in the Van?

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>>117378762
/tg/ already covered that.

>>117401680
That anon's problem is thinking lolis are meant to be prepubescent.

>>117395237
>Wanna date me?
Every time

>>117401680
Here's a handy copy pasted response from that same thread:
>Lolis generally look very little like actual prepubescent girls
This is such fucking bullshit, lolis look more like their 3D counterparts than really any other kind of 2D female in my honest opinion.
The only thing that's really off is the face and that goes for all 2D.

And the reason why I think no one seems to realize this is twofold. First of all is denial, this is obvious enough and the second is that when people compare 2D loli to 3D kids in their head, they're usually comparing the wrong age demographics.
Most lolis are about 11/12 years old, some even as old as 14 and relatively rarely below 9.
The children that people seem to like to compare them too, based on their descriptions, are somewhere more in the range of 4/5.¨¨

This is of course all based on my own personal experience, but when it comes to 3D preteen and 2D preteens they are really not as different as people claim them to be, at least physically.

>>117401680
Well, yeah. Men are naturally attracted to innocence.
A loli, or a child-like character is about as innocent as possible.
The epitome of female attractiveness is the extreme form of girlishness. You could say a loli is concentrated femininity incarnate.

The Australian Jewel is an example..

The Australian Jewel Beetle is naturally shiny brown, females are shiny and brown as well, when these beetles end up finding shiny brown beer bottles (a shininess not inherently natural to them) they see it as a "super female" and literally mate with the beer bottle until they die.

Lolis are similar to this, you could say lolis are the super female.

>>117401233
Continue living my life normally as possible and get cute clothes.
Finally i can be a battle loli.

>>117401920
I don't see why so many anons think there is such a huge, unique specialness to 2D. 2D is just idealized 3D, that's literally all it is.

>>117402192
Cute clothes are the best. Honestly I'd probably visit my lolicon friend, that way he could hug me all he wants and in doing that maybe not make him so depressed.

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>>117401233
Cruise around town in my car and pick up pedos.

>>117402383
is.. is there ice cream in the car?

>>117402192
What would you battle?

>>117402791
I would keep myself and my friends safe.

>>117402644
I'm more interested in whether or not there are any vintage King Crimson records in there.

>>117402862
From what?

>>117403052
From things that disturb your daily lives, like people who would try to rob us or something like that.

>>117402302
I don't know about your friend but It'd be pretty weird for me if one of my friends was now a loli and wanted to cuddle with me.

>>117404309
"It's ok we are both guys"

>>117404516
That makes things worse, not better.

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>>117378762
>>117378825
3D lolis are cute too.

Not to mention lewd as heck, but not this one. This one is pure cute.

>>117380473
>>117381251
Mashiro is not a loli, she's a fuckslut.

>>117404740
Lewd but legal 3D is a really nice change of pace from the usual 2D.
So fleshy.

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>>117380473

Harasho!!!

>>117401920
Nah, lot's of very young lolis out there. Kate, Renchon, Mashiro, Hina, etc. are all below 9, no? Around 9 at most. And e.g. Alice from KinMoza doesn't exactly look her age either; she looks 12 at most I'd say. Illya and co. also look 10-12. All this is *barely* pubescent if at all; it's upper pedo / lower hebe region.

>>117402106
"Girlishness" is cultural to a large extent. Femininity/womanliness includes breasts and wide hips. Most lolis are DFC and only have slightly wide hips, though the proportion to the rest of the body might be enough. Still, lolis are no epitome of biological femininity, though they might be of cultural girlishness. They are, however, epitomes of youthfulness, which *is* a biological attraction, but then again I'm unsure whether the attraction you feel to the youthfulness of a 14-20 year-old girl is comparable to what people tend to find attractive in lolis. Lolis are a ton cuter.

I think we find lolis attractive not because they're somehow the peak of some biological sexual attraction; I think it's rather because they merge sexual attraction with protective feelings. If you ever fell in love (scientific term is "limerence"), you'll notice that you have an immense urge to protect the girl/woman, seeing her well-being and happiness, breeding essentially fatherly feelings for her in addition to the sexual attraction. Lolis ignite those same sympathetic feelings due to their childishness.

Of course, if you're a vile fuck who only wants to defile a loli, then fuck right off. I'm talking about anons who genuinely love lolis, even if they're too embarrassed to admit.

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>>117405152
I like these threads a lot because you guys dont go over-board with lewd. You might think its lewd but I assure you, its not as lewd as it could be.

The mods should really be thankful that you all arent spouting the kind of creepy conversations that make even Naru-loving Creature-fags feel dirty.

Sure you guys are lewd, but at least its not disturbing.

>>117405511
>If you ever fell in love
I did, it was terrible.

>>117406644
Tor is inherently unsafe, and I have been saying this for years.
I fucking told you we need a more secure system. `Cloud` FUSE and onion routing without using intentionally compromised hashes is one of the best options.

>>117406759

One of the "best options" might actually be to finally kick-start The Pedo Revolution, starting a legal effort to educate people on the relevant topics.

Some people who are essentially clean would need to take a large part of the job though. Trying to change the law as a scum criminal who's known to jack off to CP is obviously not a good idea.

>>117406850
>starting a legal effort to educate people on the relevant topics.
You've seen how well these discussions tend to go on 4chan of all places. How do you think this will end if actual normalfags are involved? You know, the kind of people who think people should be arrested for fucking a hooker who looks underage but is actually legal.

>>117378762
>Loli
She is a midget, not a loli.

>>117408159

With a sufficiently authentic effort you could get support in Europe and from some psychologists/psychiatrists.

If it's high-quality enough, both on genuine scientific research, thoughtful philosophical musings, and good PR, all arising from genuine good-will, I'm sure one could get a substantial amount of supporters.

>>117378762
Not all of them are cute. Only the cute ones are cute. Like the one you posted.

>>117408335
Post a non-cute 2D loli then.

>>117408290
Welp, then I can't help. I live in Aus-flatchicksarepedo-tralia

>>117408396
Shiro from NGNL is ugly.

>>117408723
I think she's cute. And I said to post one, not name one.

>>117408723
No, you're ugly.

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>>117408396

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>>117408396
This one.

>>117410101
That is a very cute loli.

>>117410297
You're blind.

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We're still alive? Awesome.

>>117410236
But that's a very cute loli.

>>117410236
Also a cute.

>>117410480
Anzu a shit.

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>>117408396

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>>117410480
Shitty fakeneet, worst IM@S.

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>>117405646

>>117410575
>Koume is the worst Im@s

Yes.

>>117410523
anzu a cute

>>117410404
If I was blind, I couldn't give any response.
>>117410567
You're doing a terrible job of trying to find uncute lolis.

You know Alice is almost an adult?

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>>117408396
Mirai is pretty ugly.

>>117410523
I love Anzu, I think she's cute, even if she probably smells terrible

>>117410772
You have something wrong with your eyes, anon.
>>117410715
Yes, and>

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>>117408396
What do I win?

>>117411096
Nothing, because you have posted a cute loli.

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>>117411209
>Plat
>cute

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>>117408396
These two are uncute.

>>117411247
Yep
>>117411390
>DS twins
>uncute
You best be trolling Nigga.

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>>117402927

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>>117408396
This time for sure.

>>117412635
It's close, but I'll give it to you. Congratulations.

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Tell that to the police.

>>117411390
Rom and Ram new 3DS covers when?

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>tfw loli screams during childbirth

I love this fetish.

>>117414252
Why would you be turned on by a loli in pain?

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>>117414394
Its cute.

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>>117414464
Well I prefer happy lolis.

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>>117414252
I want to fuck tengu-san.

>>117414464
I want to fuck Reset.

>>117414871
I want to fuck Reset in the butt.

>>117414899
What would you fuck her Reset butt on?

Loli threads seem to revolve from getting autosaged to being fully tolerated and otherwise peaceful. Nothing wrong with 50/50.

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>>117417429
I just wished everyone learned to love lolis.

>>117401233
Read some Satsuki Itsuka and you should get the idea.

>>117408723
Now that's just plain wrong

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>>117410715
Legal loli or near legal loli is top-tier teasing and snuggling material.

>>117410715
If the world was a good world, all girls would look like lolis regardless of what age they actually are.
Then again maybe that wouldn't be a good idea because people would be having sex everywhere.

>>117410163
Goddamn, what a sexy.

>>117408396
Impossible.

>>117420188
Been done >>117412635

/a/ what do I do now that I have a 4 year old daughter?

>>117420542
Rape.

>>117420542
love her unconditionally forever

>>117420542
Do your best to raise her into a pure waifu, and succumb to crippling depression and alcoholism when she turns out to be a 3d pig and wants to marry a nigger and make you pay for a lavish wedding because Jamal's backroom chemistry degree hasn't paid itself off yet though once business takes off he's going to get a good job.

>>117420542
Love her as though she were 2D. Actually, given the thread this is in that may not be such a great idea...

>>117420660
>marry a nigger

Ain't happenin' until I'm dead

>>117414252

I don't remember her being this cute in the anime

>>117421066
Your precious 17 year old daughter will be headstrong, at least when it serves her. Without your consent, she'll run off and the two of them will produce a litter of monkeylings before he leaves her to become a whore because she dropped out of high school to move to the city with Jamal.

>>117421858
This is why you fuck her when she's young. Niggerdicks will be nothing compared to your Adult penis stretching out her tiny loli holes.

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Hey /l/ last time I posted this the thread was deleted before I got responses, so I want to ask this again.

Would you play a loli combat themed competitive card game?

Would you like to help make a loli card game?

>>117422439

Will it be innocently hyper-lewd?

>>117422625
I'm not sure what you mean by that.

>>117422439
not /i/ but yeah, if i was more /k/ related combat and not just magical combat.

that said I would also play the shit out of a loli shooter.

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>>117422717

Innocently hyperlewd is just as it sounds

>>117422905
This is based off an idea for a loli minis game where the factions were:
Loli Defense Force, ordinary lolis in combat gear, maybe mecha musume
Monsterlolis, Monstergirls, but all lolis
Magical girls, pretty self explanatory.

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because pedophiles like spending their money on body pillows and shit.

>>117422969
Well, ideally no. We'd want it to be something that could at least hypothetically be sold, or at the very least played in public.
We could have some lewdness, like a goblin loli who wears a somewhat skimpy tattered outfit. But we'd want it PG and deniably lewd.

Or at least I'd want it that way. If enough people want to make it lewd then I guess we can.

>>117423128
There is one girl in that entire picture that it could be considered pedo to be attracted to.

>>117423128
nice bait

>>117423022
>>117422439
Since the thread is dead should I post more info?

>>117423269
Becky?

>>117424412
Chiyo, probably

>>117424412
Chiyo, I remember becky looking at least somewhat developed.

>>117424472
>>117424499
Oh duh, I completely overlooked her.

>>117422439
Of course I would play it.

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>>117423311
Shoot, I'm curious

>>117426135
Mean to quote >>117423831?

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lolibump

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>>117429087
Lolirump.

>>117429604
I want to kiss lolibutt.

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>>117429087
You know you could just let the thread die and make a new one when there are enough people to make it worth while instead of turning it into a meaningless, spacewasting, imagedumping general.

Just a thought.

>>117429676
I'd be asleep then.

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Why are /v/ lolis so much better?

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Why aren't you a little girl yet /a/?

>>117433031
I'm stuck at summoning the portal to Gensoukyou, this shit is harder than puzzling IKEA furniture together.

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>>117432212
>>117432212
It is just the nature of things.

mb bcoz they dont smel like piss??

Tubes?

Their cunny.

>>117422439
If shit started rolling i would probably draw some cards, but i can't be bothered with social work and getting things started.

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I'd like to make a movie with a loli.

>>117438250
Movie with loli with black bars for eyes are the best.

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The colors are going to go big!

>>117440073
Not with that shit-for-brains scanlator.

>>117440522
I just read her blog and it's like a bait pasta.

>>117440834
What they really need is a typesetter, translator, QCer, and scanner.

>>117440522
Even with a shit scanlator it an still get big!

>>117429604
Shitty fakeneet rump.

>>117440073
Blue is best color.

>>117410101
Enju a shit, Tina a best.

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Why are lolis so kissable?

>>117444651
Soft baby fat

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>>117444651
because it is forbidden

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>>117422439
>Loli card game
Who here has played Orange Juice?

>>117447058
Looks like the Madoka online game.

>>117447058
Just googled it, that looks almost completely random.

>>117447897
>>117448255
It's a board/card game with different characters holding different stats, for the most part it's a random number generator featuring dice and it's absolutely rage inducing, but pretty fun when played with friends.

>>117448419
Well, the card game I was proposing would be a little more serious than that. I think I'll actually post some details in a bit so anons can get an idea of what I'm thinking.

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Speaking of loli card games

>>117448791
I'd walk her Planes.

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>>117378762

When is s2? i need more alice!

>>117448849
Is this show actually worth watching, or is it just another cute girls doing cute things while nothing interesting/funny happens?

>>117448687
All right, let's do this.

I think the easiest way to start would be to talk deck construction as that will work a little differently. The first thing you will need to do when making a deck is pick a Leader. This will determine what faction you are, and what Bases you can take. They will also provide you with some small benefits. Examples:

Aisha Newmann
Faction: LDF
Bases: Infantry, Support
+1 Supply (Hand size)
Fall back!: Exaust this card to retreat an engaged unit that would take damage, cancel that damage

Alayna Goldheart
Faction: Monstergirls
Bases: Mountain, Underground
+2 Resources (Used to play cards)

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lolis are like bunnies. we like them because they're cute and innocent, but sometimes pic related, and that's just sad.

>>117449787
Next you pick 4 Bases. These determine your hand size that you draw up to each turn, the resources you have to spend, the pool of cards you can construct your deck from, and how hard it is to kill you.

Bases will have one or more types that determine which leaders can use them, Supply and Resource values, a damage threshold value (when this much damage is placed on the card it is flipped to the weakened destroyed side, if all your bases are destroyed, you lose) and a unique symbol to notify which cards belong to its set.

Some examples:

Pillow Fort
Infantry
Supply: +2
Resources: +1
DT: 5
This Base can have 2 units Garrisoned (Normally you can only have 1)
Card pool would consist mostly of various low-cost infantry cards

Medical Tent
Support
Supply: +1
Resources: +1
You can spend this Base's resource to heal a non-machine unit you control of 2 damage

>>117450090
Both Bases and Leaders will stay in play for the entire game. The cards you select from your Base's card pool will form your main deck. The deck will be somewhere between 40-60 cards and each Base will have a pool of cards between 15-25 optional cards, and 5 mandatory cards (I have not decided on how big the deck needs to be or how big each base's card pool should be).

Cards can be either Units, Events or Upgrades. All cards will have a cost, and a symbol to denote what Base they belong to.

Units are your standard fighting units, They have attack values, (Unit/Base/Retreat) health, and abilities.

An Example unit:
Loli Soldier
Pillow Fort (M)
Cost:1
Attacks 1/0/0
Health: 2

Events are one-use cards, Similar to Magic and Trap cards from yu-Gi-Oh or Sorceries and Instants from Magic. Each one will have a specific effect then be discarded

Example:
Reinforcements
Pillow Fort
Cost 2
Play after your opponent declares their defenders against an attack. You may add one Ready unit to your attack

Enhancements stay in play, like Enchantments in Magic. They provide an ongoing effect, they can upgrade either a unit, a base, or You or your oponent's play area.

Example:
Medpac
Cost 1
Enhance unit
Enhanced unit can be exhausted to heal a friendly unit for 1

>>117448957
>implying that a show about cute girls doing cute things isn't worth watching

piss off

>>117448957
It's about the relationship between Alice and Shino. But going by your post, you wouldn't like it anyway.

>>117450480
next actually playing the game. I have been using "Exhaust" and "Ready" in my examples. Exhaust means "Tap" or "turn sideways to indicate it has been used", "Ready" means "not Tapped".

The basic turn structure is:

Draw: Draw up to your Supply value
Refresh: Ready all Exhausted cards, add Resources to your cards until they have resources matching their resource value.
Deploy: This is when you can play cards that do not have a trigger (Like Reinforcements in the previous post does) Think of it like the Main phase in MTG or YGO.
Combat phase: During this phase you declare attacks against your opponent's Bases. I will describe this in detail in the next post.
End: Anything that happens at the end of your turn happens now.

>>117450747
In the Combat phase you will have a chance to declare an attack against each non-destroyed Base your opponent controls, however each Base can only be attacked once.

Each combat has the following steps:
Declare Attackers, Declare which units will be attacking
Declare Target, Declare which base you will be targeting
Declare Defenders, Your opponent declares which units will participate in the combat
Garrison Attack, Any units Garrisoned at the base will attack first
Regular attack: Players alternate attacking with with one unit at a time. When a unit is activated it deals its unit damage to any 1 opposing unit, deals its Base damage to the engaged base and then forces the opponent to retreat ready units equal to it's retreat attack, the unit is then exhausted.

Retreating a unit removes it from the battle, and exhausts it.

Any questions? This is the first time I've tried typing all this out, so it's probably a little scrambled.

>>117450614
Sorry for finding shows in which literally nothing happens boring, anon.

>>117450713
Does the relationship develop in any way, or is that more of a background thing. I'm not opposed to cute girls doing cute things, I just want the show to actually be in some way entertaining, like Ichigo Mashimaro, and not mind numbingly tedious, like A Channel

>>117451896
It doesn't develop as fast as it could because the manga is still on going and this just adapted a few of it. Yeah, you would find it boring so don't pick it up.

>>117452106
Thanks for the heads up.

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How do you calm down an angry loli?

>>117452422
Lick cunny.

>>117454208
But that's what made her angry in the first place.

>>117401233
Find oneechan to take a bath and sleep with

>>117454299
Give candy then rub cunny.

>>117452422
rape, obviously

>>117455877
She was happy when I gave her the candy, but she got mad when I tried to rub her cunny.
>>117456149
I'm not sure that's a good idea.

>>117444651
Because I want to kiss one so fucking bad.

>>117456149
I think rape is the opposite of "calming down", Anon. Well at least until you reach the point of mind break, that's pretty calm, I guess?

>>117456306
>She was happy when I gave her the candy, but she got mad when I tried to rub her cunny.
You fool. You rub cunny when she passes out.

>>117456812
Why would she pass out?

>>117457143
Because you laced the candy with drugs, right? Jesus, man, this is basic shit.

>>117457248
Why would I drug her candy?

>>117457291
So you may rub her cunny. Back to square one.

>>117457326
But I don't want to rub her cunny, I just want her to stop being so mad.

>>117457380
Well rubbing her cunny does just that. That and her being passed out from the drugs first.

>>117457422
It clearly doesn't, because rubbing her cunny made her angry.

>>117457463
Because you didn't do it in the right order, turbonerd. She needs to be passed out first.

>>117457526
Isn't there a way to calm her down without making her pass out?

>>117457596
Have you tried bribing her?

Before rubbing cunny?

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>>117378762
>>117378866
>>117448849

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do you lolicon enjoy waremekko?

>>117457772
I did, see >>117456306

What is it with you and touching cunny, anyway?

>>117458160
How lewd

>>117458186
where can i find this?

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>>117458186
>candy

This is not the fifty anymore, grandpa. Get on with the times.

>>117458554
But lolis like candy, and you were the one who told me to give her candy.

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>>117458760
Nope. You are getting help from two highly qualified professionals.

>>117458160
no one likes waremekko, setiously?

is this even /l/? or did the /v/irgins take over.

BIG FAT PUFFY VULVA

>>117459004
where the fuck do i find it.. im trying to like it

>>117458760
lolis dont eat candy anymore because of their shitty healthnut parents.

Its easier for them to not let their kids have anything fun than to practice moderation.

>>117458923
How can you both be so highly qualified if you disagree on the importance candy?

>>117459064
This loli seemed to like it.

>>117459004
Shit's old n' busted, yo.

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>>117459158
>>117459044
how disgusting.

i guess /l/ doesnt enjoy waremekko characters. some lolicon you are.

>>117459366
and i thought it was a doujin so i was looking for the comic

>>117459445
ワレメ

娘

>>117459502
i cant read moonspeak

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>>117459543
/l/ is pathetic.

>>117459628
am i gonna get a link or not? and its not my fault i only know english and german

>>117459719
Actually, it's nobody's fault but yours.

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since this seems to be the right thread
been watching pic related
how can a girl in diapers be so thirsty?

>>117459628
>>117459879
Please stop talking to the retard asking for sauce.

>>117459892
What does that mean? Are you a normalfag?

>>117459879
>american
>only language offered in highschool was german, spanish, and french.
>japanese was cut the year before i became a frshman
now im to busy with shit no time to study animu words

>>117459892
>thirsty

She knows the benefits of good hydration, and like you say, she's got a diaper anyway, so it's not like she's worrying about having to go to the toilet a lot. Also, what?

>>117459926
ive already found it. you guys are no help i just asked /b/

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>>117460008
>needing low level AMERICAN education to learn a language

Holy shit, are you trying to bait me or something? Are you retarded?

>>117459892
but i will ask what anime this is? or will i have to ask /b/ this too?

>>117459972
nigga I'm watching a show about kindergarten lolis that want to fuck their sensei what the fuck do you think

>>117460127
i dont have the time. i get th ebooks, and teach my self what i want to know. jesus christ not everyone is a NEET or richfag with time

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>>117460008
>learning languages with courses

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>>117460132
there's a fucking button you god damn retard

>>117460213
im cooking dinnaer, i havent the time to search and find vid links

>>117460301
you have the time to type up a post but you don't have enough time to press one fucking button?

>>117460192
You did not miss anything. Most high school language courses are a complete joke and barely teach you anything at all.

>>117460341
its called dictation faggot
you know, tap a button, speak, words appear. dont android and windows phones have it as well?

>>117460423
If you're too retarded to find the google button, then yes, you will have to go ask /b/

>>117460504
>cooking food
>saute onions
>dont want them to burn
>on 4chan, get sauce,look for videos, find 1080p versions, find good subs.

click buttons or ask for a link

its a pretty easy answer

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Guys please,
the love for little girls transcends all language barriers.
>>117460683
It doesn't transcend dimensions though. What the fuck is this doing here

holy shit this is a loli thread stop talking about languages and shit

>>117461131
Those aren't little girls, it's just some random pic of Jap old hags.

>>117451178
I guess /l/ isn't interested. I'll leave you alone unill I have a prototype and a forum I guess

>>117460683
They aren't even little. The one on the left looks like a tranny. Gross. Die.

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>>117378762
Cute and sexy because 2D is superior.

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A question for lolicons..

Anal or Vaginal?

>>117461983
Both.

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>>117461983
Vaginal

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>>117461983
anal

>>117461983
I prefer Vaginal, but both are good.

Bully the onii-chan or get bullied by the onii-chan?

>>117462109
>>117462092
You realize you wouldnt even fit, right? You probably wouldnt even be able to go farther than half way, not to mention your waifu would not appreciate getting her cervix slammed.

you're not a nice oniichans.

>>117462093
you too

>>117462580
both, by different oniis

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i neeeeeeeeeed more

>>117462580
Get bullied, but sometimes bully the onii-chan.

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>>117462603
There's no limitations in 2D land. A loli can take a triple-decker bus if necessary.

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>>117462779
oooh gawd dooont

>>117462603
I'm not talking about fucking a 5 year old loli. By the time they're 10/11 lolis are ready for the D, you just have to be gentle.

>>117462580
Bullied by the loli

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>>117461983

100% vaginal.

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my nose is bleeding ill explode

>>117463033
>not liking poop dick

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>>117463183
lolipoop is nice.

>>117462603
>You realize you wouldnt even fit, right?
All those fairy eromanga I've read imply that there's no problem with this. Not sure if lolis are as stretchy though
>not to mention your waifu would not appreciate getting her cervix slammed.
But most lewd manga say that girls love when dicks touch their womb. Why would they lie to me?

>>117461983
Anal rape~

>>117463518
Why would you rape a loli?

>>117463665
feels good man

>>117462942
Mohammed supports this post.

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>>117463665
because its a fantasy, just as liking loli itself is.

please get this reddit rhetoric out of /l/, thanks.

>>117463665
It's the only way I know how to express my love

>>117463722
Not for the loli it isn't.
>>117463806
>Asking questions and conversations are not allowed

>>117463835
You should try other methods for showing lolis your love, anon. Try cuddles, I'm sure both you and the loli will love it.

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>>117463806
Creaturefags are with you.
Rape of 2D is OK
Rape of Naru is acceptable.

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loli panties are amazing! who agrees?

>>117463927
>Cancer siding with other cancer
What a surprise. Let's keep the HURR DURR Lolis are for rape, lel anything else is leddit shit to a minimum.

>>117463990
Holy shit, creature. Are you trying to get us closed and fined?

>>117464088
4chan can't be closed and fined.

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>>117463990
its a lot better when its wedged up the cunny.
print panties are alright I guess.

>>117464086
>lolis are for rape
no one is implying this.
People should be able to enjoy what they want. 2D characters dont exist so it really doesnt matter if you rape them. Stop being a piss-ant.

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>>117464086
Loli is for le cuddles :3 is also pretty fucking bad.

>>117464128
But bakeries can. Its a joke.

>>117464086
look, you dont set rules about this shit as much as anyone else. you are not righteous, you are not above anyone.

reddit follows the train of thought that a harmless fantasy is dangerous or should be fowned upon; this is a fact and something 4chan shouldnt condone because thats an incorrect view.

you brought it up; an anon merely stated his fantasy and you jumped on it, like as always happens.

also, get the hibt: ignore the creature retards and they will go away. learn from earlier threads.

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>>117464171
fair enough.

print is godly in my eyes; the very esscence of loli in underwear form.

>>117464374
Roller blades are a plus.

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>>117463990
I fucking love loli pantsu.

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>>117464589
me too! theyre lewd and the best.

>>117464171
>Stop being a piss-ant.
Says the anon who gets pissy over a simple question.

>>117464285
>you are not righteous, you are not above anyone.
Where is my righteousness?
>reddit follows the train of thought that a harmless fantasy is dangerous or should be fowned upon
Yes, and what does that have to do with anything?
>you brought it up; an anon merely stated his fantasy and you jumped on it
I asked a simple fucking question. There was no "RAKING LOLIZ IZ BADD YOU R SIK FAGORT" like you seem to think there was. Just calm your fucking oversensitive tits. This isn't tumblr, we have thicker skin around here. See I can imply you're from a place 4chan hates too, but all it does is make us both look like twats.

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Ignore retard, post lolis!

>>117464890
>Yes, and what does that have to do with anything?
The freedom to talk about a harmless fantasy without having fags like you throw autistic fits.

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>>117465007
Seems good to me.

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>>117465007
I'm here now, it's okay

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>>117465027
"Why would you rape a loli?"
Such an autustic fit.
>>117465007
Sorry, but faggots trying to enforce their view of board culture get my goat.

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Is it time for creature?

>>117465122
No. Those two have been spammed to death already.