>already masturbated three times
How the fuck did you fucktards watch this show?
I just did the same as you.
For me Bakemonogatari Ep2 was the hottest thing in the entire gataris.
>implying you wouldn't masturbate to this
>Left 4 Dildos in related videos
I just can't bring myself to like Douchebag anymore since the loli incident. He was a real ass clown about the whole thing.
Anon you better train your dick when you start watching nise.
Do you people really masturbate while you're watching anime? How shameless.
I still like his stuff. I don't really know why though, I usually hate any youtube "personalities".
He wasn't serious. A man who pretends to masturbate in front of the camera numerous times can't possibly argue that lolis are bad because the idea makes people uncomfortable.
That's what I hope, at least. Anyway, he's fun, I wouldn't really care either way.
Taken directly from his response
>What I'm expressing here is my opinion towards "loli" in a sense of jerking it to 10 and under and the idea of it. Basically, if it still wets the bed, I don't think grown men should be wagglan their dicks to it. That is my opinion and it's what this video is about. If you're somewhere within the vicinity of 14 year olds (which a lot of you have admitted) then obviously this video is not directed towards you. For reference, I'm 21.
So basically he was talking about toddlercon and the like. As a lolicon, I get that. Toddlercon is over the line for me too. I'm not going to rant about how it's wrong and people shouldn't be jerking to it though; that's none of my business.
What sarcasm? It was a five minute video where he vehemently ranted about how people are horrible and disgusting for liking something he doesn't like, none of it was tongue in cheek. Then he went and made himself look like a bigger idiot in the comments. I expected much better from him, honestly.
Why is toddlercon over the line? I'm a lolicon too and don't find toddlercon appealing however what's wrong about some guy fapping to bhutanese claymation? As long as he doesn't stick his dick into actual kids then he hasn't done anything over the line. Also toddlercon is 0 - 6 years old
Who's oniichan? You're oniichan
Lolis are attractive because they have a perfect mix of adolescent and adult physical features. Of course it's completely unrealistic. Look at loli Shinobu for instance, you're never going to find a 12-year-old or 14-year-old girl with that developed hourglass figure. When you get into toddlercon, there are too many physical features I associate with small children or early adolescents and not enough that I associate with adulthood, so it turns me off. That's just my opinion though. I don't care enough about anyone else's fapping habits to judge them, but toddlercon is definitely bizarre and off-putting to me.
10 and under is toddlercon? Are you fucking retarded? 3 and above is lolicon, basically when she can talk and walk, she is not a toddler anymore. You don't know shit.
Also, Shinobu has a typical child figure, one of the most perfect depiction of a real 8 year old girl's body, so I don't know what the fuck are you on about.
Also 14 year olds have already old hag figures 80% of the time, definitely much more developed than Shinobu. My god, you are fucking retarded.
Please tell me where you're finding 8 year olds that have this figure.
That's her 14 year old version though.
And a fanart. And real 14 year olds are more developed as per average.
This is 8 year old Shinobu, and looks exactly like a better looking 8 year old.
>I will never have a crab gf
Where can I find a Monkey or Bee now I am not in HS?
How would Gahara-san react to finding Araragi cheats on her with Kikey?
Look out guys, realistic little girl coming through.
Bully Monkey to get back at him.
Araragi is one of the very few good harem MC out there.
Was it suggested or simply inspired?
I did not masturbate a single time to this show or any of the characters.
Also, please stop giving me heartburn /a/.
By bully do you mean have sweet passionate sex?
You just haven't found the right doujin yet anon.
Holy shit I just noticed this is by Ume-sensei
She bullies Kanbaru, so that Kanbaru is miserable. This is because of Kaiji's actions, making him feel guilt, and if Kanbaru knows, making her hate him.
How else can she get back at Kaiki?
Araragi is easy. She nearly ripped his eye out previously. Kaiki is the one she needs help punishing.
>You will never be the exception to Monkey's lesbianism
Comon man, we'd all marry monkey if we could but we just lack the necessary vagina's/araragi's dick
I don't see how monkey would accept bullying from crab as Kaiki's fault even if crab said so.
She wouldn't accept being a pawn in that kind of game.
All crab has to do is tell monkey th truth and she would hate Kaiki for her thereby crab will back at Kaiki that way.
I can only imagine all the fake hate-fuck they have.
>Not accepting tomboys as the best type of girls
As a Beefag, I cant accept this bullshit.
It's wasn't so shit but the Ghost Bog did mire the whole thing a bit.
I think it could have been shorter and enjoyable.
>jacking it to anime
This I will never understand, I'm pretty sure I'm the odd one out but I practically never get aroused to 2D, I'll only get a boner if I'm legit reading hentai doujins that pertain to a fetish of mine or just straight up watching 3D porn. I think girls are cute or moe and save thousands of pictures of anime girls I like but I don't even jack off to them, I just collect them for no reason and look at them sometimes.
And no it's not cause I'm new, I don't think this will ever change, been on /a/ for 5 years watched anime for 10+
I'm not even sure. I think >>117365633 is right. If they had dropped maybe a half hour off it I would have enjoyed it more. Than and ghost girl wasn't particularly interesting.
But Monkey is my second favourite.
The appeal is all in the conversations and wordplay and shit (which a lot of is lost in translation) and the story and characters and their interactions.
I don't mind the show, it sure is pretty, but a lot of the conversation is really mundane and boring and everyone talks in a really annoying and roundabout way like they are trying to outwit each-other constantly.
People don't talk like that in real life, it's annoying.
>I'm going to base my opinion of someone on their stance on a controversial issue
This is how ignorance spreads, anon. Loli characters are my favorite and if anything I make an extra effort to understand the argument against their sexualization so that I can properly defend my interests.
Okay anon. You need to stop.
I guess you weren't in the last thread but this is the future if you go down that path.
Does this body look masculine to you?
She wants to fuck Araragi, showing thats not entirely true.
Se is also masculine, while also retaining cute feminine aspects. When she is an ugly bulldyke feel free to get back to me. But Monkey is qt as fuck, and still retains femininity.
Clearly it was too deep for you.
>Reading thread to find out what you're talking about
>Karen last in polls
>Monkey only just above her
Why is Japans taste to shit? They hated Ritsu too.
Am i the only one who never masturbated while watching Monogatari or are you guys just making up stuff?
Sure, i got aroused, and sometimes a hard on, but i never actually felt the urge to fap.
Yes, i actually started watching it for the interaction between characters, not the fan service.
Okay time to post best monkey.
I'm still partial to tracksuitbaru.
That tracksuit looks so much warmer and fuzzier than bee's.
If only I had a qt monkey to play card games with
Hana 'sucks' because the of all the focus on Numachi, she's just not very interesting.
The parts with Kanbaru, Kaiki and Araragi are all great, but I'm pretty sure one of the episodes is just Numachi talking for 20 minutes straight. And she's not nearly entertaining enough or cared about enough to carry an episode by herself.
You could listen to Kaiki, Araragi or most of the other girls talk for an hour straight and probably be enthralled because they are characters you have an attachment to who also have cool shit to say.
But Hana is still good, it's just below par when compared to most of the other arcs in the series. Doesn't help that it was released on its own so it got more scrutinized.
He can't call out peoples shit taste irl
The decent into insanity happens at about the 1/3 mark.
Also I don't know man, Japan likes overly girly women, especially otaku.
It's okay, we know who is a best.
She's adorable when she's loosing.
Wake up every morning and jog with qt monkey. Every day would be 10/10
It's really ambiguous as to her attraction to Araragi.
I can see it going either way.
Got enough sixes there, Satan?
I doubt she's sexually attracted to Araragi though. She's much too calm around him, when she was with Karen she had to keep punching herself in the face to resist molesting her. Unfortunately the part where Karen tells Araragi about her visit with Kanbaru was cut from the anime.
Well it looks like it's official.
Ponytail monkey is a cute devil.
You know Devil Swamp you're boring as shit but you can be pretty goddamn alright sometimes
Yeah I would normal say that but Kanabru is very comfortable around her sexuality so her not acting embarrassed might not be just because she feels no attraction.
Of course on the other hand she didn't even manage to confess to Hitagi so maybe that's not it.
>Sees Snake dressed lewdly
>Wants to molest her
>Hangs out with Karen
>Wants to molest her
>Numachi almost kisses her
>Has regrets about not kissing her
>She's been nude in front of Araragi, she's stripped him, they talk about lewd shit all the time
Totally not a lesbo guys.
But he is a bit of a lolicon.
Even if her teasing Mayoi doesn't have much to do with that.
You beat me to it.
totally lost in translation. author is too punny and long winded with semantics.you're better off watching clerks, or woody allen film
LNs are a shitty medium compared to manga anyway.
That's not the words he used to describe her.
Bake was much better as an anime, the books were really dry. Although episode 12 was just as good as the part that it was adapted from.
Nise had a lot cut that hurt Karen's development as a character.
NekoBlack managed tone a little better, but them cutting the panty talk at the beginning was a bit disappointing. The part where she says she should just die was a solid page and had visual impact despite being in a book which wasn't transferred well to the anime.
Tsubasa was much more playful in the narrative of nekowhite as well. The shower scene was basically a joke that she made and she poked fun at some of the meta stuff that Araragi usually does, the letter scene was also very pretty in the anime but was butchered content-wise
You shouldn't reply to him anon.
I think he's a mad snakefag who got upset at monkey crashing all the snake threads and started to post non-stop bait instead.
I am totally alright with that.
Araragi tells her about him kissing the loli's in Oni and that scene happens. She isn't actually punishing him obviously, she gets off on him flirting with other girls as some kind of power fantasy. Like when she sent him on a "Date" with Kanbaru and like what she mentions in Nise. It makes her feel like she's being compared to other girls and he is choosing her over them, or at least that's what Hanekawa says.
It is, too.
That's just a cop out. You claimed "Japs have the fucking worst taste in characters, honestly" and that anon disagreed. Then you accused him of being a weeb, which he denied and claimed that the west has worst taste than the nips. Then, instead of continuing the argument, you just concede that the nips have better taste than the west and say "they're both shit." You didn't say something intelligent or profound. You just conceded and tried to still "win the argument."
It's totally true though.
Yeah but she's a lolicon like most of /a. Of course she does.
It just rhymes
I agree but then I might be bias because I like Monkey
I regret I don't have any more of that scene
It's strongly implied that Araragi fucked Crab if that's what you mean by used goods and by strongly implied I mean giant phallic object penetrating a flower levels of implied.
Kaiki is her first love and she still has a small amount of residual romantic feelings for him, but they never did anything
Yeah man, don't you know? NisiO is every character in this show. His range is just that good. No-one believes the range is that good so he uses Pseudonyms like "Chiwa Saitou" and "Hiroshi Kamiya(n)"
I liked Bake, and yet I havent seen a single episode of any other season
I know Snail dies, it's once reason I lost motivation to continue
Seriously, cut that shit to maybe 10 minutes and Hana gets way better.
I like how they could waste a whole episode on a character that doesn't matter at all, but had to butcher several arcs and throw in some recap episodes during Second Season. Fucking Shaft.
Well I mean she like
Yeah..that happens a lot here and it's fun
>Sulking because she's a bit upset
Jokes aside. I don't think Kanbaru would care, she wanted to be hugged by Shinobu just based on looks alone. I think her personality wouldn't be much of a dealbreaka
>No monkey equivalent
This is the actual reason it failed.
There's another "Season" of novels. Should be another 30 episodes.
On Grisaia, the character designer is the same and it has similar use of colors and shadows, but that's about it.
I dont mind.
I am now determined to learn moon before this show ends. I want full enjoyment, and dont want to discuss it when /a/ has already abandoned it.
I wonder if I can master kanji puns in a few months.
Still, I am already missing a bunch of things.
Also I have other reasons. Mainly videogame related.
Pic related. PW being mangled by translators.
I had motivation already, but I have a goal to aim for (understand kanji puns) and a time limit (before the series ends).
>Become the enemy of one.
I think the most you'll be able to settle for is molestation.
Man I fixed that entire stitch and never noticed how they sticher fucked the hand.
>mfw I go check the other post and the hand is fucked up
How mad would you be if I pointed it out and didn't fix it?
The only suggestion I would make is that if you can read, you might want to read Kizumonogatari before you begin watching the anime. It's not necessary, but it helps a bit when watching S2.
I'll never understand how guys are able to masturbate just by looking at a picture of a girl. I could never get off just staring at a picture of a guy, even a sexual one. Porn/Hentai is another thing, though.
Pretty fucking mad to be honest. Knowing that the picture isn't perfect would bother me so hard
It's all good. Just remember to pace yourself and not watch it all at once. You'll understand why when you start watching it.
I'd also recommend getting some delicious snacks and getting comfortable
I've masturbated without porn by imagining scenarios in my head. That's different than adding "imagination" to a single image. What do you imagine? The woman in the picture naked? Big deal, I couldn't get off to a naked guy. Or do you imagine having sex with her? If so why is the picture even necessary, just imagine a sex scene in your head.
I dunno, man. I think you need to be careful about watching Monogatari on your first run as a marathon. There's always a lot of information you're going to miss if you do it all at once and its the little things that make Monogatari so god.
Marathoning it after watching it once is fine since it would be hypocritical of me to say otherwise but on the first run, you really need to just sit back, relax, take it easy and have a box of tissues handy for Nisemonogatari
Nah, no gf or anything. Not bitter about it either, I've never really understood the whole "purity" shit on /a/ either. Usually I tell people irl that I'm asexual but I'm not really sure and I know I'll get redirected to tumblr if I post that on here.
I probably couldn't get a boner right now anyway. Thanks for the the tip, though, I guess.
Yeah, I get this a lot. Being asexual/low sex drive can suck too though; sometimes I get lonely and realize I'd probably never function in a normal relationship. You learn to live with whatever you get, I suppose.
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure most girls watch porn, anon.
>OP is about masturbation
It was only a matter of time anon.
I've always worried that I'll slip down too far down that slope and end up with a pierced scrotum and start poking needle into my dick.
It's best to not let that get out of hand anon.
Would you say that you can't get off on vanilla?
id never imagine a belly could be so erotic
a whole new dimension of female beauty opens up before my eyes
thank you everyone who made this possible, thanks to my beloved mother who gave birth to me and raised me, thanks to the staff at shaft, thank you moot
i am so euphoric right now
Is it possible to break the wiring in your penis engine?
I genuinely think Monogatari series is great.
Bu how would I explain the gratuitous nudity/lewdness to someone who's never watched it before/new to anime?
> implying heterosexual women exist
> they fapped
Monogatari's probably not a great anime for someone to start with in general, not just because of the fanservice.
If their friend is a normalfag that's probably just going to make them sound like a weirdo. Some people find it really strange when people are attracted to 2D. Plus some of the girls are too young for it to be socially acceptable for their nudity to be intended to arouse the viewer.
Snake would suck it up before anyone had the chance, if you catch my drift.
bottom of the world fag
south of civilization fag
Fucking SS4GOLDEN GOD APE on your back bro.
3x daily minimum, 8 on the reg if I don't switch hands I go platinum popeye.
EAT MORE SATURATED FAT. its what hormones are made of.
kill yourself or suffer the indignation of whores the rest of your life.
the refractory period. 15 minutes, then recovery. I think muscles and bones would break before the PRIMARY engine of the Primary reason you exist breaks.
get your callouses up brosky
all of one piece in 1 week
fuckin' ear to ear smile thanks.
Together with monkey get Bee
crab a shit, but dat angry sex
no one likes cat