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>episode 2
>already masturbated three times

How the fuck did you fucktards watch this show?
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>>117360126
I just did the same as you.
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You'll probably die of exhaustion when you get to Nise.
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>>117360126
Don't watch Nise, you will die.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1jY7BLQVMc

Season 1 has nothing on Nisemonogatari.
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>masturbating to chinese cartoons
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Hitagi a best
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>>117360701
>masturbating
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>>117360126
this is tame as fuck.
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>>117360126
fuck, now i need to rewatch it. NOW.
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>>117360489
For me Bakemonogatari Ep2 was the hottest thing in the entire gataris.
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>>117360126
I only masturbated once per episode.
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I think this guy's gonna die when Black Hanekawa comes out (if he doesn't kick it when Nadeko fellates that snake).
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>>117360945
What are you? Subhuman? What kind of plebeian doesn't marathon the entire series in one sitting and just beat it the entire time?
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Crab a shit
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Crab a shit
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>>117360126
i didnt masturbate lel
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I suppose the only people who didn't masturbate where heterosexual women. But what purpose would they find in the show then?
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>>117361212
>implying you wouldn't masturbate to this
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>>117360489
>Left 4 Dildos in related videos
I just can't bring myself to like Douchebag anymore since the loli incident. He was a real ass clown about the whole thing.
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Anon you better train your dick when you start watching nise.
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>>117361307
What'd he do?
I remember a video about loli but I didn't feel like watching the whole thing.
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Do you people really masturbate while you're watching anime? How shameless.
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Us little girls can masturbate as many times we want in a day.
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>>117361212
Great writing.
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>>117361212
It's not gay if she's 2d.
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>>117361307
I still like his stuff. I don't really know why though, I usually hate any youtube "personalities".
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>>117361347
Basicly ranted about how loli is wrong and encourages kiddy fiddling.
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>>117361347
>>117361307
He wasn't serious. A man who pretends to masturbate in front of the camera numerous times can't possibly argue that lolis are bad because the idea makes people uncomfortable.

That's what I hope, at least. Anyway, he's fun, I wouldn't really care either way.
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>>117360489
fuck I forgot how lewd this was
sweatingjon.gif
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>>117361374
I masturbate all the time, it doesn't matter what I'm doing. Hell, I'm masturbating right now for no particular reason.
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>>117361480
and anyone who completely missed the sarcasm should be put down.
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>>117360126
I remember live watch thread for this episode. Title of the thread was SHAFT DELIVERS with crab ass as OP pic. Shit was good
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>>117360126
It's easy for lolicons, there's only one scene that's really fap worthy, and that's in Nise.
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>>117361584
Shameless. Men are so shameless.
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>>117360126
People keep telling me to watch this, is it really all fanservice?
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>>117361584
Nigga knows what's up.

I can't imagine not having a hand on my dick when I'm at home.
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>>117361664
How about you watch it and find out, turbonerd?
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>>117360489
I forgot the toothbrushing was suggested by Kanbaru. Based Monkey.
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>>117361212
I watch it for the cute girls and shaft
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>>117361212
Don't forget lolicons.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EErc1Jd00SY

behold!
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>>117361664
I actually watch it for Araragi more than the girls. I just like his personality, his charisma, etc. He's a cool dude.
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>>117361655
>talking about shame
>she was the first on the move to have sex
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>>117361601
>sarcasm
Taken directly from his response

>What I'm expressing here is my opinion towards "loli" in a sense of jerking it to 10 and under and the idea of it. Basically, if it still wets the bed, I don't think grown men should be wagglan their dicks to it. That is my opinion and it's what this video is about. If you're somewhere within the vicinity of 14 year olds (which a lot of you have admitted) then obviously this video is not directed towards you. For reference, I'm 21.
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>>117362112
So basically he was talking about toddlercon and the like. As a lolicon, I get that. Toddlercon is over the line for me too. I'm not going to rant about how it's wrong and people shouldn't be jerking to it though; that's none of my business.
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>>117360126
I never got this.
Does this show actually give you boners?
It was never enough for me to actually get hard too.
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>>117361601
What sarcasm? It was a five minute video where he vehemently ranted about how people are horrible and disgusting for liking something he doesn't like, none of it was tongue in cheek. Then he went and made himself look like a bigger idiot in the comments. I expected much better from him, honestly.
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>>117362216

>10 and under
>toddlercon

No, he was talking about loli, and is a faggot.
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>>117362216
Why is toddlercon over the line? I'm a lolicon too and don't find toddlercon appealing however what's wrong about some guy fapping to bhutanese claymation? As long as he doesn't stick his dick into actual kids then he hasn't done anything over the line. Also toddlercon is 0 - 6 years old
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>>117362112
>10 and under and the idea of it. Basically, if it still wets the bed
Confirmed for pissing the bed until age 10
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>>117362432
It still happen sometimes, when I dream of taking a piss.
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Can we post Kaiki now?
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Who's oniichan? You're oniichan
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>>117362418
Lolis are attractive because they have a perfect mix of adolescent and adult physical features. Of course it's completely unrealistic. Look at loli Shinobu for instance, you're never going to find a 12-year-old or 14-year-old girl with that developed hourglass figure. When you get into toddlercon, there are too many physical features I associate with small children or early adolescents and not enough that I associate with adulthood, so it turns me off. That's just my opinion though. I don't care enough about anyone else's fapping habits to judge them, but toddlercon is definitely bizarre and off-putting to me.
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>>117362112
>>117362731
10 and under is toddlercon? Are you fucking retarded? 3 and above is lolicon, basically when she can talk and walk, she is not a toddler anymore. You don't know shit.
Also, Shinobu has a typical child figure, one of the most perfect depiction of a real 8 year old girl's body, so I don't know what the fuck are you on about.
Also 14 year olds have already old hag figures 80% of the time, definitely much more developed than Shinobu. My god, you are fucking retarded.
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Hitagi.
A best.
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>>117362935
That post was pretty rude.
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>>117362935
It's great that you read my post yet didn't notice I was quoting DC
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>>117362956
No.
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>>117362935
Please tell me where you're finding 8 year olds that have this figure.
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>>117363118
That's her 14 year old version though.
And a fanart. And real 14 year olds are more developed as per average.

This is 8 year old Shinobu, and looks exactly like a better looking 8 year old.
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>>117362628
yes
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>>117363118
>Posting 13 year old middleschool Shinobu.

You are a faggot.

>>117362986
Welcome to 4chan.
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>>117362711
Can I fuck you then?
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>>117361655
>implying girls living on their own aren't touching themselves all the time, not necessarily to cum but just because it feels good
git gud anon
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dat ass
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>>117360126


>I will never have a crab gf

It hurts.
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>>117363223
Excellent.
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>>117363219
Good Lord dat tummy bulge.
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>>117363391
Fuck crab.
Where can I find a Monkey or Bee now I am not in HS?
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How would Gahara-san react to finding Araragi cheats on her with Kikey?
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>>117362935
Look out guys, realistic little girl coming through.
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>>117363800
Bully Monkey to get back at him.
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>>117363802
A real girl would be more developed than Amu at her age.
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>>117360126
episode per week, you faggot.
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Araragi is one of the very few good harem MC out there.
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>>117360994
I watched it while it was airing.
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>>117364067
>no panties
What the fuck SHAFT?
Alright, I get it, it's a loli.
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Fuck one.
Kill one.
Befriend one.
Marry one.
Become the enemy of one.

Who do you pick?
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>>117364227
>Fuck one.
Cat
>Kill one.
Snake
>Befriend one.
Kaiki
>Marry one.
Bee
>Become the enemy of one.
Snail
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>>117361787
Was it suggested or simply inspired?
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>>117360126

I did not masturbate a single time to this show or any of the characters.

Also, please stop giving me heartburn /a/.
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>>117363950
By bully do you mean have sweet passionate sex?
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>>117363950
please don't bully the monkey
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>>117364487
I'm not into bulldykes.
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>>117364416
You just haven't found the right doujin yet anon.
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>>117364523
Okay guys, we can do this. Nobody reply to him this time.
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>>117364227
Fuck Snake
Kill Cat
Befriend Snail
Marry Phoenix
Become the enemy of Bee
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>>117364227
Fuck snake
Kill phoenix
Befriend monkey
Marry crab
Enemy with cat
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>>117364629
>we can do this
>nobody reply
Truth still sting, eh?
God forbid anyone reply to me, I don't want manwoman symphatizers.
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>>117364416
Then why watch it?

>>117364487
No. How would that make Kanbaru hate Kaiki?

>>117364501
Kaiki should bully her harder. With his penis.
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>>117364667
>Kill phoenix
Just kill or kill kill?
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Snake a best. Suck it up.
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>>117364657
>Become the enemy of Bee
>>117364667
>Enemy with cat

Why are you picking dangerous enemies, instead of just Snail?
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>>117364227
Fuck bee
Kill snake
Befriend monkey
Marry bird
Become the enemy of crab
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>>117364728
Best OP's, worst girl.
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>>117364699
>Kaiki
>Bullying Gaen's child
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>>117364699
I thought the point was to get back at Araragi.

How would crab bullying monkey make monkey hate Kaiki?
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>>117360126
I never got a boner, too busy reading the dialogue.
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>>117364487
Holy shit I just noticed this is by Ume-sensei
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>>117364227
fuck cat
kill snake
befriend snail
marry monkey
become enemy of bee and let her win to feel better about herself ;_;
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>>117364747
I imagine Bee would be fun to throw banter at, even if I ended up hurt.
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>>117364822
No.
She bullies Kanbaru, so that Kanbaru is miserable. This is because of Kaiji's actions, making him feel guilt, and if Kanbaru knows, making her hate him.

How else can she get back at Kaiki?

>>117364848
Araragi is easy. She nearly ripped his eye out previously. Kaiki is the one she needs help punishing.
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>>117364815
>implying Platinum Disco isn't the best OP

She is worst girl, though.
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>>117364950
>marry monkey
>You will never be the exception to Monkey's lesbianism
;_;
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Crab is my favorite.
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>>117364067

Araragi is fucking great.

He's also an unashamed lolicon. Not a lot of chars out there like that.
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>>117365062
>Who is she?
>I already told you--
>I know her, I know I do.
>Gahara-san...
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>>117364950
>marry monkey
Hows that chaste marriage working out for you?

>>117364961
What about killed?

>>117364977
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgTfWdwnCbE
Best OP.
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>>117364950
>let her win

Ok buddy.
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>>117365157
>kanbaru
>chaste
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>>117365256
>bulldyke
>interested in men
Nah.
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>>117364950
Comon man, we'd all marry monkey if we could but we just lack the necessary vagina's/araragi's dick
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Shinobu a best
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>>117365256
I mean
>Kanbaru
>Fucking a man
Unless you have Araragi level Charisma, you're fucked.
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>>117365304
Could you shut your trash already monkeyfag?
There are peoplne interested in the feminine girls.
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>>117360489
I just noticed he wear Shirou shirt.
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>>117363219
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>>117364972
I don't see how monkey would accept bullying from crab as Kaiki's fault even if crab said so.

She wouldn't accept being a pawn in that kind of game.

All crab has to do is tell monkey th truth and she would hate Kaiki for her thereby crab will back at Kaiki that way.
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>>117365062
I can only imagine all the fake hate-fuck they have.
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>>117365364
You mean Average MC Shirt TM
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>>117365304
atleast let me dream
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>>117365355
>Not accepting tomboys as the best type of girls
As a Beefag, I cant accept this bullshit.
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Why is Hanmonogatari so shit?

Not even shitposting, it couldn't hold my interest at all and I generally love this series. I only really liked the Kaiki scenes.
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>>117365478
No no no. Don't reply to him man.

Don't do it. That way madness lies.
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>>117365513
Why didnt you like it?
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>>117365478
Karen has some feminine charms to her, she's alright.

>>117365553
>monkeyfags delusion
Keep up the circlejerking, faggot.
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>>117365513
It's wasn't so shit but the Ghost Bog did mire the whole thing a bit.

I think it could have been shorter and enjoyable.
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>jacking it to anime

This I will never understand, I'm pretty sure I'm the odd one out but I practically never get aroused to 2D, I'll only get a boner if I'm legit reading hentai doujins that pertain to a fetish of mine or just straight up watching 3D porn. I think girls are cute or moe and save thousands of pictures of anime girls I like but I don't even jack off to them, I just collect them for no reason and look at them sometimes.

And no it's not cause I'm new, I don't think this will ever change, been on /a/ for 5 years watched anime for 10+
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>>117365090
>Not a lot of chars
You motherfucker.
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>>117365450
>mother Senjougahara
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>>117362010
He is pretty cool, but I hate how he sticks around with crab bitch.

Needs to realize the imouto route is best.
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>>117365602
I'm not even sure. I think >>117365633 is right. If they had dropped maybe a half hour off it I would have enjoyed it more. Than and ghost girl wasn't particularly interesting.
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>>117365648
Same.
It's probably why I dont see the appeal of the show outside scenery porn.
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>>117365617
But Monkey is my second favourite.
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>>117365478
Nah, just let the retard do his thing.
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>>117365840
But Monkey is very masculine and a lesbian.
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>>117365708

The appeal is all in the conversations and wordplay and shit (which a lot of is lost in translation) and the story and characters and their interactions.

I don't mind the show, it sure is pretty, but a lot of the conversation is really mundane and boring and everyone talks in a really annoying and roundabout way like they are trying to outwit each-other constantly.

People don't talk like that in real life, it's annoying.
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>>117365682
But he does.
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>>117365899
I agree. It works a lot better in the light novels.
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>>117362956
pls dont cut the crab face off
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>>117361307
>I'm going to base my opinion of someone on their stance on a controversial issue
This is how ignorance spreads, anon. Loli characters are my favorite and if anything I make an extra effort to understand the argument against their sexualization so that I can properly defend my interests.
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>>117365899
>People don't talk like that in real life

>He doesn't engage in quick witted banter with his friends
Step it up.
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>>117365840
Okay anon. You need to stop.

I guess you weren't in the last thread but this is the future if you go down that path.
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117259141
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>>117365885
Does this body look masculine to you?
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>>117366022
Go to MAL if you want to circlejerk.
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>>117365885
>Lesbian
She wants to fuck Araragi, showing thats not entirely true.
Se is also masculine, while also retaining cute feminine aspects. When she is an ugly bulldyke feel free to get back to me. But Monkey is qt as fuck, and still retains femininity.
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>>117366063
Two can play this game.

>>>/v/
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>>117366054
>>117366079
>>117365840

Why couldn't you prevent this anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bOy3RNyWME
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>>117360126

Clearly it was too deep for you.
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>>117366021
>he has friends
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>>117366021

Oh we banter, except mostly it's just shit talking.

>playing CS:GO
>hurr nice choke you retarded faggot uninstall
>kill yourself kissless virgin lmao I cucked ur dad

etc.
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>>117366169
Yes, but you don't make sense.
>>117366079
Still closest to being a bulldyke in anime history, and definitely too masculine for my taste.

>>117366188
>muh circlejerk
Fuck off.
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>>117365157
Has Bee ever actually killed someone?
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>>117366022
>Reading thread to find out what you're talking about
>Karen last in polls
>Monkey only just above her

Why is Japans taste to shit? They hated Ritsu too.
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Am i the only one who never masturbated while watching Monogatari or are you guys just making up stuff?

Sure, i got aroused, and sometimes a hard on, but i never actually felt the urge to fap.

Yes, i actually started watching it for the interaction between characters, not the fan service.
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Okay time to post best monkey.

I'm still partial to tracksuitbaru.
That tracksuit looks so much warmer and fuzzier than bee's.
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>>117366274
If only I had a qt monkey to play card games with
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>>117366274
Where else would a shitposter go?
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>>117365513
Hana 'sucks' because the of all the focus on Numachi, she's just not very interesting.

The parts with Kanbaru, Kaiki and Araragi are all great, but I'm pretty sure one of the episodes is just Numachi talking for 20 minutes straight. And she's not nearly entertaining enough or cared about enough to carry an episode by herself.

You could listen to Kaiki, Araragi or most of the other girls talk for an hour straight and probably be enthralled because they are characters you have an attachment to who also have cool shit to say.

But Hana is still good, it's just below par when compared to most of the other arcs in the series. Doesn't help that it was released on its own so it got more scrutinized.
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>>117366349
I don't know. Ask yourself.
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>>117364227
Bee
Snake
Monkey
Crab
Cat
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>>117366231
He can't call out peoples shit taste irl
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>>117366079
>She wants to fuck Araragi
That's wrong though. I have no idea why people think this, she's never once showed anything other than admiration and teasing towards him.
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>>117366303
She said fighting Aragi that she could have killed him, or atleast he shoudlnt be able to walk.
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>>117366325
I said once, and I'll say it again; for lolicons, there was no instance to fap.
Maybe that one scene in Nisemonogatari, but that's it.
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>>117366318
The decent into insanity happens at about the 1/3 mark.

Also I don't know man, Japan likes overly girly women, especially otaku.
It's okay, we know who is a best.
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>>117366272
>/v/ermin thinks mundane insults are witty
Sasuga.
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>>117366325
I've never even gotten aroused at any point while watching this series.

I watch it for the characters. The OST, visuals and fanservice are just bonuses.
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>>117366440
Because surely, your taste is better than nips', and the only acceptable one?
You see that's why I hate Monkey circlejerking.
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>>117366403
Did you forget her almost molesting him?

>>117366440
>we know who is a best.
Bee.
>tfw the west dosent do tomboys for shit
>Japan hates them
>Cant find any irl
Suffering.
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>>117366344
She's adorable when she's loosing.
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>>117366493
Wake up every morning and jog with qt monkey. Every day would be 10/10
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>>117366515
>almost
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>>117366515
It's really ambiguous as to her attraction to Araragi.
I can see it going either way.
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>>117364115
And? I expect you to keep going during the down time like I did. What sub human can't masturbate for 12 weeks straight.
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>>117366403
i guess you don't watch the show faggot
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>>117366584
Ponytail monkey is a cute.
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>>117365903
But he still dates crab bitch?

He needs to realize all he needs is Bee. And maybe Snake before she went full retard.
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>>117366666
DAMN
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>>117366403
nigga she literally stuck her hand down his pants
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>>117366515
A molestation scene played purely for comedic purposes doesn't mean shit though.
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>>117366666
Got enough sixes there, Satan?
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>>117366548
Lucky for you she loses often
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>>117366615
I doubt she's sexually attracted to Araragi though. She's much too calm around him, when she was with Karen she had to keep punching herself in the face to resist molesting her. Unfortunately the part where Karen tells Araragi about her visit with Kanbaru was cut from the anime.
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>>117366592
She probably didnt do anyhting after removing his underwear.

>>117366707
Yeah, ask Thad how that works out.
>It was only a joke, it didnt mean anything!
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>>117360126
i wished crab had hot revenge sex with kaiki the jewlord
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>>117366666
Well it looks like it's official.

Ponytail monkey is a cute devil.
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>>117366666
You know Devil Swamp you're boring as shit but you can be pretty goddamn alright sometimes
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>>117366788
How does the LN compare to the anime?
Will I enjoy it? Does a lot get lost in the adaption?
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>>117366707
You're right, but /a/ will think Araragi is a lolicon because his teasings with Mayoi, so what did you expect?
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>>117366808
Kaiki doesn't want that shit
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>>117366318
Japs have the fucking worst taste in characters, honestly.
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>>117366788
Yeah I would normal say that but Kanabru is very comfortable around her sexuality so her not acting embarrassed might not be just because she feels no attraction.

Of course on the other hand she didn't even manage to confess to Hitagi so maybe that's not it.
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>>117366788
>Sees Snake dressed lewdly
>Wants to molest her
>Hangs out with Karen
>Wants to molest her
>Numachi almost kisses her
>Has regrets about not kissing her

>She's been nude in front of Araragi, she's stripped him, they talk about lewd shit all the time
>Nothing

Totally not a lesbo guys.
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>>117366903
Well, Kaiki has a lower strike zone.
No wonder he found Nadeko breathtakingly beautiful.
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>>117366855
>Araragi claimed this was a joke.
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>>117366924
Yeah, because only american mature women are the best taste is good, eh?
Fuck off Monkey fag.
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>>117366855
But he is a bit of a lolicon.
Even if her teasing Mayoi doesn't have much to do with that.
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>>117366956
You forgot about her wanting to have Shinobu hug her.
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>>117366983
Just to clarify:
He's no lolicon.
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>>117366998
God damn is your oddity the Dead Sea or something because you are fucking salty
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>>117361002

you´re shit.

>>117361096
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>>117366924
And yet they produce our waifus.
Funny how that works.
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>>117366808
Revenge on who?
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>>117367058
>oddity
>salty
Sasuga monkeyfag. You sure showed him.
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>>117367058
That was horrible.
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> fap and empty nutsacks to prepare for anime
> anime arouses me again
> my genital region is in pain after forcing one out

Anime is not healthy.
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>>117366851
totally lost in translation. author is too punny and long winded with semantics.you're better off watching clerks, or woody allen film

LNs are a shitty medium compared to manga anyway.
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Someone once told me there's a scene in the LNs where Crab forces Araragi to watch her get frisky with Cat as payback for something.

Is that bullshit or what?
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>>117367085
kaiki forced her shitmother to break up her family FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
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>>117366998
>assuming i am a monkeyfag

Sorry for breaking the fantasy that Nippon is greatest country and is infallible in all ways.

>>117367081
The world is depressing indeed.
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>>117366959
That's not the words he used to describe her.
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>>117367248
No, it isn't. But they at least have better taste than the fucking west, who if ever were to be put in charge, we wouldn't have any lolis or even high school girls at all.
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>>117360126
wut another season?
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>>117366851
Bake was much better as an anime, the books were really dry. Although episode 12 was just as good as the part that it was adapted from.

Nise had a lot cut that hurt Karen's development as a character.

NekoBlack managed tone a little better, but them cutting the panty talk at the beginning was a bit disappointing. The part where she says she should just die was a solid page and had visual impact despite being in a book which wasn't transferred well to the anime.

Tsubasa was much more playful in the narrative of nekowhite as well. The shower scene was basically a joke that she made and she poked fun at some of the meta stuff that Araragi usually does, the letter scene was also very pretty in the anime but was butchered content-wise
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>>117367248
You shouldn't reply to him anon.
I think he's a mad snakefag who got upset at monkey crashing all the snake threads and started to post non-stop bait instead.
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>>117367177
So I need to learn moo, in order to fully enjoy this show?
Fuck.

I had my reasons to learn moon, but kanji puns seem like a whole other level.
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>>117367320
So just because one shit stinks less than the other shit, you decide to just be happy with that shit than have a taste of your own?
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>>117367115
I am totally alright with that.
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>>117367368
It'll take a few more threads before everyone knows better, I think.
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>>117367380
A lot can be lost in any translation - even of mundane shit.
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>>117367368
Not that anon but isn't that literally the entire plot of Nadeko Snake? Kanbaru comes in and crashes Nadeko's arc?
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>>117367403
You make no sense.
>>117367368
I'm sorry truth hurts.
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>>117367440
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>>117367226
Araragi tells her about him kissing the loli's in Oni and that scene happens. She isn't actually punishing him obviously, she gets off on him flirting with other girls as some kind of power fantasy. Like when she sent him on a "Date" with Kanbaru and like what she mentions in Nise. It makes her feel like she's being compared to other girls and he is choosing her over them, or at least that's what Hanekawa says.
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>>117367522
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>>117367488
They ouldnt just fix it with notes in the LN?
Damnit.
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>>117367403
That's just a cop out. You claimed "Japs have the fucking worst taste in characters, honestly" and that anon disagreed. Then you accused him of being a weeb, which he denied and claimed that the west has worst taste than the nips. Then, instead of continuing the argument, you just concede that the nips have better taste than the west and say "they're both shit." You didn't say something intelligent or profound. You just conceded and tried to still "win the argument."
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>>117367512
Then why are you doing it, Anon? You're awfully vehement in your defense of Japan's shit taste.
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>>117367507
Maybe
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>>117367368
To be fair there isn't much to be happy about in regards to snakegirl these days.
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>>117367593
I just said that other places have worse taste than nips, like /a/ for example.
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>>117367115
>>117367440
It's funny how she sees Shinobu as this pure little creature.
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>>117367507
It's like poetry,
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So anime only fag here.
How much source material is left to adapt?
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>>117367507
Monkey steals every scene she's in. She can't help it.
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>>117367547
I haven't watched anything past nise, but is it true that Crab is used goods?
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Any way to get this show without spending nearly $1000?
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>>117367692
Nothing is outright stated, but it might be implied depending on how you interpret things.
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>>117367560
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>>117362935
>Also 14 year olds have already old hag figures 80% of the time
the fuck?
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>>117367699
Do you mean to just watch it or do you want BDs?
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>>117367699
What?
Why cant you just download it?
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>>117367699
Stream it :^)
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>>117367757
explain
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>>117367564
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>>117367788
I want BDs but that fucking price. My limit might be something like the $300 Nichijou set.
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>>117367699
On the internet.
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>Not masturbating to Araragi

Plebs, all of you
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>>117367832
He's just breathless.
He really does mean that Nadeko is beautiful.
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>>117367815
Well, to begin with there's the part where you watch the fucking show
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>>117367674
As far as I remember, no.

>>117367692
I think we just have Koyomi, Owari, and Zokuowari
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>>117367142
>Never understood "Pull on it so hard you rip the skin"
>Rip the skin one day
That was the most painful week ever.
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>>117367600
It's totally true though.

>>117367651
Yeah but she's a lolicon like most of /a. Of course she does.

>>117367665
It just rhymes

>>117367690
I agree but then I might be bias because I like Monkey

>>117367761
I regret I don't have any more of that scene
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>>117367929
MmmmmMMMMmmmm~
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>>117367849
I'm not sure how much money (if any) goes back to Shaft when you buy figs (presumably none for secondhand buys/stores), but it's gotta be something.
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>>117367928
>>As far as I remember, no.
Wr-wrong quote?
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>>117367692
It's strongly implied that Araragi fucked Crab if that's what you mean by used goods and by strongly implied I mean giant phallic object penetrating a flower levels of implied.

Kaiki is her first love and she still has a small amount of residual romantic feelings for him, but they never did anything
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>>117367849
You're fucked. Also:
http://www.amazon.com/Bakemonogatari-Blu-ray-Complete-Set-Limited/dp/B009ALC4G8/
>NisiOisin (Actor)
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>>117367889
you can fwap to the fake niece of oshino, AKA mirror world haremlord
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>>117367973
Nevermind. I got it. You had the replies the wrong way around.
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>>117367973
Yeah, I got my quotes mixed. Oops.

>>117367974
I think he meant the time that cult member tried to rape her, back when her mom was still there.
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>>117367889
>tfw bulking from skinnyfat instead of cutting to ottermode

I will never be as qt as Araragi
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>>117367849
Why not wait for the eries to end and get the entir thing?
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>>117367984
Yeah man, don't you know? NisiO is every character in this show. His range is just that good. No-one believes the range is that good so he uses Pseudonyms like "Chiwa Saitou" and "Hiroshi Kamiya(n)"
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Why do so many people say that Hanamonogatari was bad? I really fucking liked it. One of my favorite arcs.
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>>117368186
Because Numachi's unending monologue, mostly.
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>>117368186
What is: Numachi Rouka's tl;dr

Everything that wasn't Numachi was legit, Numachi just brought the team down
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I liked Bake, and yet I havent seen a single episode of any other season

I know Snail dies, it's once reason I lost motivation to continue
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>>117368233
>Because Numachi

fix'd
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>>117368233
Seriously, cut that shit to maybe 10 minutes and Hana gets way better.

I like how they could waste a whole episode on a character that doesn't matter at all, but had to butcher several arcs and throw in some recap episodes during Second Season. Fucking Shaft.
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>>117368263
Snail is already dead.
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>>117367585
That still fails to convey the same level of meaning, as well as being very jarring and lifeless. You also have to be familiar with the culture in addition to the language.
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>>117368328
Well I mean she like
goes away
forever
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>>117368263

Snail doesn't die, she's already dead. She goes to heaven.
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>>117361655
You're literally helping a neck beard get off over the internet.
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>>117368451
This /a/, you think he doesn't know?
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>>117368052
She specifically said he never actually managed to rape her.

Unless you think she is lying.
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Are they making any more of this series? Because I fucking loved it. Either way, is Grisaia no Kajitsu worth watching?
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>>117368451
Yeah..that happens a lot here and it's fun
>>
test
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>>117368603
There's Tsukimonogatari coming this Winter.
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>>117367950
>Yeah but she's a lolicon like most of /a. Of course she does.
what I mean is that she probably doesn't know that Shinobu is extremely mature
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>>117368603
I don't think many of us watched that, since it's the complete opposite of Monogatari.
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>>117368649
>complete opposite

>MC who's not a complete beta helps a bunch of girls who are fucked up in the head.
>Same character designer
>Yumiko is literally Senjougahara
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>>117368645
>Mature
>Sulking because she's a bit upset

Jokes aside. I don't think Kanbaru would care, she wanted to be hugged by Shinobu just based on looks alone. I think her personality wouldn't be much of a dealbreaka
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>>117368781
>No monkey equivalent

This is the actual reason it failed.
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>>117368631
I hate when release dates are defined by season, I mean, there are two hemispheres... but HYPE none the less.
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>>117368867
>there are two hemispheres
Japan only inhabits one.
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>>117368603
There's another "Season" of novels. Should be another 30 episodes.

On Grisaia, the character designer is the same and it has similar use of colors and shadows, but that's about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR6iYWJxHqs
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>>117368867
Nippon doesn't care about your filthy island full of criminals and its backwards seasons.
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>>117368867
There are actually four defined ones.
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>>117367889
Long hair Araragi is hottest Araragi.
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>>117368561
No, I said tried.

I know she wasn't raped.
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>>117368867
I dont mind.
I am now determined to learn moon before this show ends. I want full enjoyment, and dont want to discuss it when /a/ has already abandoned it.

I wonder if I can master kanji puns in a few months.
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>>117368092
Probably the best bet, huh?

It really will be $1000.
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>>117369048
This shit ain't ending for at least a few years.

There's plenty left to adapt and Shaft would be fools not to, as it prints money.
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>>117368867
As someone who lives in the southern hemisphere I can safely say there's nothing relevant this side of the world.
>>
Nothing will beat episode 12's car ride.

I get giddy just thinking about it.
>>
Crab is literally the worst girl in this series and I'm not even into lolis
>>
I think I watched something like 3 episodes of this. It's not very interesting.
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>>117369110
Still, I am already missing a bunch of things.
Also I have other reasons. Mainly videogame related.
Pic related. PW being mangled by translators.

I had motivation already, but I have a goal to aim for (understand kanji puns) and a time limit (before the series ends).
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>>117369356
Episode 12 was so good, secured Crab as best girl.
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>>117364227
>Fuck one.
Monkey
>Kill one.
snake
>Befriend one.
Shinobu
>Marry one.
Bee
>Become the enemy of one.
crab
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>>117364572
I WISH I could find a place to buy all of that artists doujins, but they are ALWAYS sold out.
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>>117364227
any
snake
monkey
crab
crab
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>>117364227
>Fuck
Cat
>Kill
Crab
>Befriend
Snail
>Marry
Monkey
>Enemy
Crab
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>>117369727
>Fuck monkey

I think the most you'll be able to settle for is molestation.
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>>117368381
Arararagi dies and goes to where she is. If they animate that far, then she will return.
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>>117370217
that was a good doujin
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>>117370233
>Not a loli anymore

Dropped.
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>>117370350
What doujin?
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>>117370618
one my my favs

http://exhentai.org/g/629859/852b4b7f53/
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>>117370471
She still is a loli, she's dead shes not going to age.
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>>117370741
Not in loli form anymore.
She's completely ruined now.
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>>117370217
at least I tried
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>>117370887
>Trusting in Mirrors
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>>117371972
Misery loves company, I can't help it.
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>>117372021
How could you pick just one?
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>>117371427
Man I fixed that entire stitch and never noticed how they sticher fucked the hand.
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post your heart when.
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>>117360126

Meta harem shit cancer of /a/ love it
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>>117372215
>mfw I go check the other post and the hand is fucked up
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Alright /a/nons, this is one of those shows i've been wanting to watch but since there are a fuckton of sequels and prequels i have no idea where to start. Show me the way /a/
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>>117372591
Release order. Bake > Nise > Neko Black > S2 > Hana

For the love of all that is good and holy, pace yourself.
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>>117372591
Since you asked nicely: Bake > Nise > Neko > S2 > Hana
Read Kizu at some point before starting S2, or wait for the movie don't wait for the movie
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>>117372409
How mad would you be if I pointed it out and didn't fix it?
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>>117372700
Thank you kind /a/non, i feel a marathon coming up
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>>117372591
Release order.
The only suggestion I would make is that if you can read, you might want to read Kizumonogatari before you begin watching the anime. It's not necessary, but it helps a bit when watching S2.
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I'll never understand how guys are able to masturbate just by looking at a picture of a girl. I could never get off just staring at a picture of a guy, even a sexual one. Porn/Hentai is another thing, though.
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>>117372763
Pretty fucking mad to be honest. Knowing that the picture isn't perfect would bother me so hard
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>>117372833
I've been posting in this thread for a while but I've honestly never even actually fapped
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>>117372798
is that even translated?
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>>117372833
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>>117372906
Yes.
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>>117372906
Yeah, a few of the other stories are translated as well. Just google it.
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>>117372794
It's all good. Just remember to pace yourself and not watch it all at once. You'll understand why when you start watching it.

I'd also recommend getting some delicious snacks and getting comfortable
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>>117372940
neat. will read later.
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>>117372987
Nothing wrong with marathoning Monogatari.
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>>117372833
You don't just stare.
Imagination is what you're looking for.
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>>117373216
I've masturbated without porn by imagining scenarios in my head. That's different than adding "imagination" to a single image. What do you imagine? The woman in the picture naked? Big deal, I couldn't get off to a naked guy. Or do you imagine having sex with her? If so why is the picture even necessary, just imagine a sex scene in your head.
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>>117373171
I dunno, man. I think you need to be careful about watching Monogatari on your first run as a marathon. There's always a lot of information you're going to miss if you do it all at once and its the little things that make Monogatari so god.

Marathoning it after watching it once is fine since it would be hypocritical of me to say otherwise but on the first run, you really need to just sit back, relax, take it easy and have a box of tissues handy for Nisemonogatari
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>>117373303
>imagine having sex with her
More than that, honey.
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>>117373303
Picture help kickstart things.
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>>117372888
Really? Never ever?

>>117373303
>If so why is the picture even necessary
For reference.
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>>117373514
seriously never
I used to be known among my friends in middle school as the guy who hadn't fapped yet
then I just forgot to ever do it I guess

spoilered for pseudo-blog
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>>117373580
Have you ever had sex?

Inbefore
>/a/
>sex
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>>117373621
Nah, no gf or anything. Not bitter about it either, I've never really understood the whole "purity" shit on /a/ either. Usually I tell people irl that I'm asexual but I'm not really sure and I know I'll get redirected to tumblr if I post that on here.
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>>117373580
How about you try it right fucking now?
Go look up some porn, probably on either /h/ or /hc/, and have yourself a merry little fun time.
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>>117360840

>baiting
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>>117373722
Well you might be asexual, or just have a really low sex drive. Good for you I guess, lust is enjoyable but often it's just a hassle.
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>>117373812
>ting
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>>117372888

You're so fucking lucky. I would literally give three fingers and a couple toes to be in your situation. It's a hard monkey to get off your back once you get into it.
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>>117373722
>never had sex
>never masturbated

Jesus christ anon, grab your dick and try it.
If for nothing else to save your poor prostate from cancer.
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>>117372833

Girls who watch porn are pretty much tainted for life. It's almost as bad as being the college cumdumpster. You never really recover from that.

Stop while you can
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>>117373921
>People actually believe this
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>>117373885
what if you masturbate so much your prostate is tired?
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>>117361002
THIS KILLS THE CRAB
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>>117373862
>low effort dopamine high

Why the fuck has evolution not given us a discouragement for this shit yet?
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>>117373795
I probably couldn't get a boner right now anyway. Thanks for the the tip, though, I guess.
>>117373862
Yeah, I get this a lot. Being asexual/low sex drive can suck too though; sometimes I get lonely and realize I'd probably never function in a normal relationship. You learn to live with whatever you get, I suppose.
>>117373921
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure most girls watch porn, anon.
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>>117373998
It's proven by Science that masturbating 700 times a year increases your life by 8 years.
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>>117373998
Masturbation tolerance break

Or just keep going, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>117374087
I'm not sure. Can you injure your prostate that way?
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>>117374124
You can injure your prostate by NOT jerking it.
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>>117374124
Have you ever masturbated so much you've rubbed your dick raw?
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>>117374316
yup
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>>117373171
That's something like 22 hours of uninterrupted anime-watching. It might be a bit much.
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>>117374400
pleb pls
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>>117374400
anon I did all of Fushugi Yugi, with the movies, all in one weekend. Don't tell me what's too much.
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>>117374341
Probably best to stop at that point.
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>>117374620
but, i'm kind of addicted to the pain. So yeah, guess I should stop.
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>>117374535
>OP is about masturbation

It was only a matter of time anon.
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>>117360126
>fucktards watch this show
Correct
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>>117374656
I've always worried that I'll slip down too far down that slope and end up with a pierced scrotum and start poking needle into my dick.

It's best to not let that get out of hand anon.
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>>117374537
That's, what, thirteen hours a day? Relatively not as bad as watching all of Monogatari without notable breaks. Even still however, that's probably too much just the same.
>>
I can't get off to softcore, so I watched it just fine.
Probably Shaft's best work.
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>>117374819
Would you say that you can't get off on vanilla?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIKd7zFsdkU
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>>117361096
dem TETAS
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>>117374819
>I can't get off to softcore, so I watched it just fine.

>tfw you prefer softcore to hardcore
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>>117360126
better get you're dick ready for nise op.

turn off the volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRzeQK7Leic
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>>117360489
watching this with a smile and a boner, what a time to be alive
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>>117363219
id never imagine a belly could be so erotic
a whole new dimension of female beauty opens up before my eyes
thank you everyone who made this possible, thanks to my beloved mother who gave birth to me and raised me, thanks to the staff at shaft, thank you moot
i am so euphoric right now
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Has Senjougahara ever had an interaction with Shinobu? I don't recall any in the anime, and I haven't read the books. I'm guessing they purposefully avoid each other?
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>>117363788
You can't. Just go to college. I'm going back just for that reason.
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>>117381126
She can't see anything involving magic.
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>>117373998
Is it possible to break the wiring in your penis engine?
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>>117360126
I genuinely think Monogatari series is great.
Bu how would I explain the gratuitous nudity/lewdness to someone who's never watched it before/new to anime?
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>>117381378

She points out Shinobu in the very first episode.
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>>117381424
Monogatari would be one of the last anime I'd show to someone who knows nothing about anime.
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>>117381424
Explain it serves the same purpose as anything involving nudity in media, ie to arouses the watcher?
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I can easily watch it because I'm gay.
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>>117361475
ka ka in latinamerica means shit
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>>117361212
> implying heterosexual women exist
pic related
> they fapped
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>>117381397
Remember when nutbladder was a subgroup?
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>>117362010
Mostly this, but the girls are a huge plus.
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>>117381424
Monogatari's probably not a great anime for someone to start with in general, not just because of the fanservice.

>>117381657
If their friend is a normalfag that's probably just going to make them sound like a weirdo. Some people find it really strange when people are attracted to 2D. Plus some of the girls are too young for it to be socially acceptable for their nudity to be intended to arouse the viewer.
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>>117360126
>this series is nothing more than fap material
And people actually defend this shit as being quality.
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>>117364227
>Fuck one.
Crab
>Kill one.
Snake
>Befriend one.
Snail or Kaiki
>Marry one.
Crab
>Become the enemy of one.
Snake
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>>117381378
She couldn't see Hachikuji because she's wasn't lost like Araragi was.
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>>117382262
Araragi wasn't lost, he could see her because he didn't want to go home.
I forgot how he kept seeing her after that arc though.
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>>117364728
Snake would suck it up before anyone had the chance, if you catch my drift.
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>>117382246

>not killing then fucking snake

It's like you don't understand how a dick works, anon.
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Hitagi frog is the best arc.
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>>117368867
alert
bottom of the world fag
south of civilization fag
downsideleft fag
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>>117382338
same damn thing. Point is senjougahara couldn't see her because she wasn't under the proper conditions, not because of what the previous anon said.
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>>117381945
>leaving the commercials in
>>
KIZU WHEN, BOYS?
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>>117373862
Fucking SS4GOLDEN GOD APE on your back bro.
3x daily minimum, 8 on the reg if I don't switch hands I go platinum popeye.

>>117374061
EAT MORE SATURATED FAT. its what hormones are made of.

>>117373921
kill yourself or suffer the indignation of whores the rest of your life.

>>117373998
the refractory period. 15 minutes, then recovery. I think muscles and bones would break before the PRIMARY engine of the Primary reason you exist breaks.

>>117374213
yes

>>117374316
get your callouses up brosky

>>117374537
all of one piece in 1 week

>>117376872
fuckin' ear to ear smile thanks.

>>117364227
fuck one
Together with monkey get Bee
Kill one
snake
Befreind one
pheonix,
marry one
shinobu, best
enemy
crab a shit, but dat angry sex

no one likes cat
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>>117383406
I like Cat.
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>>117360126
Only three times? Wow.
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Has anyone tried to fap to this OST?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqsXCJnxdBg
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