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Is you're waifu cute.

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Is you're waifu cute.
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Is there anyone here with an objectively ugly waifu?

Seriously.
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>>117290959
>2 hours later
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>50 unique posters
yes she is
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Super.

Has you're waifu done things that many would consider criminal or otherwise bad?
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>>117290959
Is she? I wonder. What a tough question.
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The cutest
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>>117291052
yeah, you
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>>117291660
Wide Vagina
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>>117293659

I don't have a waifu.

I probably shouldn't even be here.
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>>117291358
Lots and lots of murder
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>>117293866
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>>117290959
Yes. She's extremely cute.
>>117291358
No.
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Her gap moe is quite powerful.
>>117291358
She and her friends intimidated Miho into joining the senshadou club, but it was for a good cause.
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>>117291358
She's so cute that it should be a criminal offence.
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>>117291358
Well there was that one time she shot herself in the face.
Yeah...
That was pretty bad.
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>>117295934
Oh god, I'm so sorry ;_;
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>>117291358
She used to be part of an underground crime ring and has developed drugs that can kill you without leaving a trace until said ring turned on her.

So yes.
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>>117291358
Yeah, so?
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>>117290959
All waifus are cute.
But Mitsuki is the cutest.
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>>117290959
she's the cutest i might wager...
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>>117291358
Excessive amounts of murder.
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>>117290959
Yes.

>>117291358
Also yes.
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>>117290959
The cutest.

>>117291358
It's rather not possible. She wouldn't not be able to live with the guilt.
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>>117290959
The absolute cutest.

>>117291358
Well she was a tyrant who oppressed Christians but that's in the past.
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>>117297904
>>117297881
>>117297018
>>117294164
There are important distinctions between murder, justifiable homicide, and manslaughter, keep this in mind.
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>>117290959
She has an incredible ability to have the utmost poise and grace one moment, and be incredibly cute the next. She makes me diamonds.
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>>117298224
Well, she's killed a lot of people on the battlefield, so I'm actually not sure if that counts as murder.
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>>117290959
The cutest.
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>>117291358
She's stolen my heart.
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I love my waifu so much. Sometimes when I'm down, imagining how it'd feel to poke her nose dispels the sadness as quickly as she'd snap my neck if I were to actually attempt this.
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>>117298560
Same.
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Do you use an image of your waifu as your wallpaper? If so, what is it?

(Currently using this one.)
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>>117299299
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Is anyone in here into NTR? I'm just curious....
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>>117299451
Only if she does it with other girls and in front of me. And I can join.
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Cute?
I am IN LOVE with Kneesocks.
IN LOVE

IN

OLEV
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>>117298348
omg I want to fucking rape your waifu.....
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>>117299299
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>>117293869
it's ok anon I haven't determined my waifu yet either
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>>117299299
I have a few in my wallpaper folder.
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Fucking adorable is what she is
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>>117299299
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>>117299299
I really like this one.
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>>117291358
She cheated
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>>117291358
Tyranny is just another word for practicality.
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>>117299702
Good luck. She'd probably rape YOU first.
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Your waifu makes a contract with Kyubey and becomes a Magical Girl!

What is her color combination?
What is her weapon of choice?
What is her wish?
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>>117301164
I would Imagine that she would have her AI outfit from the ps1 game.
She would have to have the pistol, and the power to duplicate herself.
I have a few ideas what she would wish for but I'm not certain.
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>>117301013
no anon-kun I do the raping
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>>117290959
Would this count as cute? I think it does count as cute personally
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>>117290959
I think so.

>>117291358
No, but she did take up smoking for a bit.

>>117299299
No.
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>>117290959
The cutest!

>>117291358
Well, she does hack for a living. She tries to use her skills for good, though.

>>117299299
Pic related is my wallpaper at work. Whenever I'm feeling frustrated I just look at my desktop to calm down. Seeing her soft smile warms my heart.
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>>117290959
Damn right she is.
>>117291358
No. She's too pure for that.
>>117299299
Sometimes. Hard to find simple wallpapers of her.
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>>117303415
Your waifu is too sexual for her own good.
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>>117303459
it's good for me I can fap to her
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>>117303459
She's just curious and trying to figure out things as she is maturing. Just needs some guidance.
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Is you're waifu lewd?

Would you do lewd things with her?

What part(s) of her body would you do especially lewd things with?
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>>117301164
Black and red.
Most likely a katana.
To have the people she cares about never leave her.
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>>117303808
No and no but if I really had to, I wouldn't mind footplay
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>>117303808
She's pure, not lewd.

Oh yes i would.
All of it, especially her ears
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>>117299299
I like to keep it simple, so just in a cute subtle way. Just pic related on a plain colour, so it's like she's peeking at me.

>>117301819
Mimi a cute. Haven't seen you around in a while!

>>117303808
Cute lewd at most, even then it's usually not intentional.

The rest is too intimate to share!
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>>117290959
Definitely!
>>117291358
Yes, apparently transferring your powers to human in order to save human lives is a felon, she was almost executed for it.
>>117303808
>Is you're waifu lewd?
Nope, she's too pure.
>Would you do lewd things with her?
2lewd Yes.
>What part(s) of her body would you do especially lewd things with?
2lewd Peach
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>>117301164
1) Black and white
2) None, because her despair would cause her to immediately turn into a witch after transforming.
3) Anything random and meaningless, as her goal would be becoming a witch from the contract. Reminder that witches are stronger the more despair they got, so Junko would be absurdly OP.

>>117303808
She is kinda lewd indeed. I guess I would try to do lewd things to her, but she would forcibly stop me because that would make me despair.
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>>117303808
She's not lewd but oh god the things I would do to her fluffy hair
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I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
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>>117303808
She's cute and lewd at the same time, which I'm totally okay with.

>Would you do lewd things with her?
W-we haven't progressed that far in our relationship yet.

>>117304386
Thanks, Yuno is also really cute! Yea, been working a lot of overtime lately, and when I do catch the threads they've been close to bump limit.

What's your waifu's best skill? Is she really good at cooking, or sports, etc.? Has she inspired you to pick up and learn something new? How did it go?
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>>117305446
She is great at basketball.
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>>117291358
Would brutally slaughtering humans count?
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Does anyone here hate their waifu?

I do.
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>>117305980
Then why is she your waifu anon?
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>>117305980
>not knowing what words mean

retard detected
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>>117306059
The heart wants what it wants

>>117306086
I know exactly what words mean
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>>117290959
Cute falls short to describe her, but yes, she is.

>>117291358
She did. People may call it mercy kill or straight up murder, but it is something that definitely changed the way they saw her, in most cases for the worse.

>>117299299
I do, a cropped version of this pic.

>>117301164
>Your waifu makes a contract with Kyubey and becomes a Magical Girl!

Too late

>>117303808
>Is you're waifu lewd?
Her body is most likely the lewdest one out of the girls but, when it comes to behavior, not at all.

>Would you do lewd things with her?
What kind of husbando would I be if I didn't wish to please her in every way possible?

>What part(s) of her body would you do especially lewd things with?
Isn't it obvious? That big, bouncing pair of drills of hers.
I am still not sure how though.

>>117305446
She is a magnificent cook, if Sayaka's taste is anything to go by.
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>>117306178
lets not get *ahead* of ourselves anon
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>>117306178
At least she gives good head.
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>>117290959
Yep!

>>117291358
Jurt on screen stuff-
One murder, at least three attempted murders, several counts of assult, hijacking a helicopter, building weapons of mass destruction, and attempting to sacrifice the world to life fibers. Though that last one isn't specifically illegal.

>>117303808
I would do so many lewd things to every part of her.

>>117305980
No. That's just you. Idiot.
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He's what we call in the business moe-GAR.

>>117291052

Depends on what you consider objectively ugly. My husbando was most definitely meant to be unattractive in his first appearance and become progressively more handsome as the series went on.

>>117291358

Tons, not all of them of his own vocation. While I wouldn't put myself on his level, I'm pretty misunderstood myself. We'll watch each other's backs, okay anata?

>>117298560

I want to steal my husbando's nose.

>>117299299

It's currently this. Unless I find something that sticks with my laptop's color scheme better, I'm sticking with it!

>>117301164

He looks best in a white/red/blue or red/black/gold combination. I couldn't even imagine what kind of weapon he'd choose, seeing as how he seems like the type of guy to enjoy a large portion of them equally...

Now that I think about it, he's probably doing this because he's been ordered to do so by his masters. That seems like the most logical conclusion. His wish, as well, would be given to them. It sounds pretty unfair considering what he'd be giving up, but a warrior's life is not his own, and it's not like making huge sacrifices for the sake of his masters is a rare thing for him.

>>117303808

My husbando is completely and entirely pure! I'd enjoy doing lots of lewd things with him, though. If it's something he'll let me do, I'll probably do it! I'd focus all of my attentions on his each and every part.

>>117305980

I highly dislike him. I cook the food, I clean the house, I sacrifice my time, sanity, and youth to take care of my family like an upstanding child, and yet he still can't magically become real so that he can rub my belly when it's my time of the month. My husbando a worst.
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>>117306247
>>117306311
Anons, pls.
Even the goddammed movie made fun of this. Head jokes can hardly get more insipid at this point.
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>>117305980
I get slightly depressed when she shows feelings towards a character
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>>117306321
I'll give you perfect example:

Bizon hates Hina because she is traitorous whore who betrayed him to chase after MC's dick, but she's still his waifu.
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>>117306396
>My husbando is completely and entirely pure
SEX: Useless. Just like his adoptive father.

>Wish
He would probably ask the Red Stone for Kars.
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>>117306634
Well, if you enjoy being a degenerate cuckold, then more power to you, I guess.
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i want femanons to leave
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>>117301493
Is that a challenge, weakling?
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>>117305446
Junko anon here.
My waifu is an excellent model. She is actually charismatic enough to convince large groups of people to suicide for her and cause unnecessary wars. Which makes her also an excellent actress and entertainer. She also a great psychoanalyst.
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>>117306798

That was only after he became the ultimate being. I wouldn't leave him or anything if he or his body was asexual, but it's still grey area. Remember that the strongest of vampires can still have sex with human beings and impregnate them while still keeping his power. I'm looking for Jojolion to give me a clearer answer; their Pillars aren't exactly like the ones in my husbando's universe, but it's at least a rough idea of what's up down there.

As for the wish, I just left it open. Kars can be surprisingly clever, so he might want him to wish for something more. He does have his pride, but he's also a person who believes that any means justify his ends.
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>>117290959
The cutest.
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>>117299299
Yeah, I rotate quite often but this one has stuck for a while.
>>117305980
That makes no sense, you're alone on that one.
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>>117307132
Their race did reproduce; this page does show a female member of the species after all. The female members of their species were simply all dead in the present.
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>>117291358
Somewhat. It's friendly sexual harassment.
>>117299299
Well, for the moment it's this. I love it.
>>117303808
Extremely lewd. Instant diamonds.
Until someone passed out.
Her mouth, nonexistent chest, and legs.
>>117305446
Fighting crime. No, I am not becoming a policeman.
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>>117307454

I kind of said that wrong. I was more of meaning in a pillar-on-human sense rather than pillar-on-pillar. You've still raised some very helpful points though; I don't have any translated pages of the manga around to really back myself up or study.
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>>117300059
I couldn't agree more.

>>117303808
She's a delightful combination of cute and lewd. Let's just say I'd be paying a lot of attention to her gorgeous legs.
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>>117290959
>Cuteness being a factor
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>>117303808
>Is you're waifu lewd?
Sort of, yes.

>Would you do lewd things with her?
Oh god yes.

>What part(s) of her body would you do especially lewd things with?
All of them.
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>>117305446
That has to be her artistic skills! But she's also a good cook, and a wonderful person in general.

I didn't pick up anything new, but rather just an inspiration to improve on my existing skills - although there's not much of those. There's no denying that she's the more creative one in our relationship.
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>>117305446
Her fortune telling...when using the right deck
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>>117301164
Black, rouge with some gold elements.
A repeating crossbow.
I think she'd wish to be respected (assuming she doesn't have much time to think about it).
>>117303808
She has worn some rather risqué outfits, so it's probably safe to say that she isn't ashamed of her body. Lack of males makes further presumptions pointless.
Of course!
Call me old-fashioned, but I'd have to say her momos.
>>117305446
She's good at instructing others and maintaining discipline. The more individualistic folks in Oarai are hard to tame, though.
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>>117306996
What does it sound like bitch?
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>>117310126
>>117306996
>>117301493
>>117301013
>>117298348
shut up
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>>117305446

My husbando is good at having niceu fightos! Actually, I already had great interests in fighting before I met him, but I guess you could say that he just deepened my love for it.

I love working hard to make my husbando proud!
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>>117290959

Yes.

>>117291358

Most certainly.

>>117299299

Yes, always pic related on my laptop.

>>117303808

I don't think she's lewd, others would probably disagree though. I really just want to cuddle with her.

>>117305446

Killing witches
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>>117305446
She isn't very good at most things.
She's only really good at making tea.

And killing people
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>>117305355
I want to hug my waifu so badly!
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>>117310729
I do as well.
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>>117310778
Do you want to play with your waifu's bells?
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>>117310871
The thought of it is so cute I might die.
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You bet
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Yes. Yes she is.
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Only in fanart.
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You are about to ride off into battle what are your words and actions to your waifu...they could be your last
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>>117311888
Congratulations for your great taste, anon. Your waifu is the third best waifu. Second is Medaka Box's Anshin'in and first is my Junko.
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>>117312088
"Make sure dinner is ready when my boys and I come back"

>nord master race
>ever losing
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>>117310729
I want to bake a cake with her
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>>117290959
Of course he is.

>>117291358
He's attempted blackmail. Didn't work, though.

>>117298522
Holy shit, that's adorable.

>>117301164
Okay, even though he's not a girl I totally want to answer this one.
>What is her color combination?
Purple and blue (maybe white).
>What is her weapon of choice?
I think a staff of some sort.
>What is her wish?
To see his mom again.

>>117305446
Marketing, as well as basic fashion design. I'll admit that I had only a little interest in fashion before I met him, now I could easily see myself putting my graphic design abilities towards fashion design.

Any plans for Thanksgiving? Is your waifu making dinner, or are you?
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>>117290959
My waifu is the cutest to me

>>117291358
Non canon ending.

>>117299299
I have one, but I'm still working on fixing the goddamn artifacting that occours.

>>117301164
My waifu is already a goddess. She's purple and white, with her gunblade.

>>117303808
My waifu isn't lewd.
But I'd love for some romantic, sweet and gentle lewd with her. Slow and cute.

>>117305446
She's good at protecting the world I guess.
Otherwise, being a good sister. Or as a CPU candidate.

>>117305980
Used to, but was before I loved her

>>117310729
I want to hug my waifu so badly
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>>117310729

I want to see my husbando's smile so badly!

>>117312088

"Ready to head off?"
Assuming we haven't mounted yet, kissu for good luck.

>>117313415

None, unfortunately. We don't really have a family or friends that we'd be able to get together with, so making a big, fancy dinner would just be wasteful.

The good news is that his birthday is two days after, so I can focus myself on that! I haven't had time to craft him a gift unfortunately, but I could always make it up by making him a birthday dinner instead of just cupcakes. I wonder what he'd think of korvstroganoff...
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>>117312894
>>nord master race
lel

>>117313946
>kissu for good luck.
stay classy anon
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>>117314195
Don't you have a feast to which attend, scum?
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>>117314195

>tfw you're husbando won't let you spank him for good luck
>looks at you like you're retarded and says "That's birthdays, not battles."
>no_fun.jpg
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>>117310729
I want to snuggle with Yunocchi so badly!

>>117313415
I have no idea what one is supposed to do on that occasion.

But cooking with Yuno is always fun, I'd never pass up a chance like that, ever.
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Cliche but classic: Why do you love your waifu/husbando?What is it about them that made you fall in love?
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>>117314558
But Yunocchi with glasses is still a cute girl!
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>>117290959
Of course she's cute ! She's the cutest bassist, and my lovely bassist

>>117291358
>bad things
Being not real.

>>117301164
>Color
Black and Turquoise.
>Weapon
Her bass as a blunt weapon, or/and sound waves created by music.
>Wish
I don't know, she already have all she wish for.
Happiness, family, friends...
Her wish would probably be to keep going like this for ever.

>>117303808
>Is you're waifu lewd?
Not at all.

>lewd things with her?
Of course, a husbando's duty is to please, and satisfy her waifu on all the levels, including the lewd level.

>What body part
That's private.
I mean, really private.
Go away and don't ask it again
How perverted can you be, asking this kind of questions ?
This level of perversion, you should be ashamed.
Seriously, don't ask it again.

>>117305980
Why would i hate her ? Hating her would mean that i hate myself too. And i don't.

>>117312088
A kiss. The longest and the most passionate ever. That would be more meaningful that a millions of words.

>>117314195
Whamfag is always classy in the posts he do.

>>117313415
Well, we don't do Thanksgiving here in Europe, so we would just google "Traditional Thanksgiving dinner" and do it. The both of us because that seems to be a lot of work.

>>117314635
It was gradual over a long period of time.
When i seen K-On for the first time 2 years ago, she was just the "best girl", but i kept thinking about her everyday.
It grew into love, and i still love her today.
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>>117314825
Also, I'm going to sleep.
Good night everyone.
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>>117314825
>A kiss. The longest and the most passionate ever

So you would kiss her for more than 58 hours?
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>>117314635
There was something special about her compared to every other girl I've ever seen.

Her beauty, her cuteness, her smile, her voice, her everything.
How kind she was, how happy she was, how she handled things, everything about her was perfect. How good of a sister she was, how good of a friend she was, how she only wanted to do good, how she wanted to save the world. She's such a kind and wonderful girl, only wants everyone to be happy and safe. She's so sweet and cute it makes my heart melt.

Pretty much everything about her made me fall in love. She's perfect. And I love her more than anything else.
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>>117315062
>you will never attempt to break the world record for the longest kiss with your beloved
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>>117314635
I love Junko mostly because of how much of a charismatic entertainer she is. Her humor is exactly my style, she is a badass villain, really hot and her distorted morals are always interesting to analyze. She never fails to impress me.

I was really disappointed when I found out she was the mastermind because Mukuro's lowsy acting was awfully boring, but she entered the scene showing off how fun she was and then she became Dio. I got a boner when she first changed into the librarian personality and it lasted until the very end of the game.
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>>117314642
Just being humble, like the good girl she is!

>>117314635
That's a rather long story, but I can share if anyone feels like reading a little.
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>>117290959
Ofc She is
>>117291358
No, she's too pure
>>117299299
Yes, This is it
>>117301164
Red and White
Mega Blaziken ofc
To be with the people she loves foreever
>>117303808
No
She has quite the lewd body but, she doesn't act lewd
Her beautiful thighs
>>117305980
>Bloodtype Identified-Gaylord
>Faggot Detected
>>117305446
She's amazing at cooking and battling.
Yes, To love her even more
Great
>>117313415
I'm planning to cuddle with her all day
>>117314635
Her cute and great personality
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>>117315698
I didn't think you'd ever post here
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>>117301164
Probably Red/White.
A sword of course. A beautiful and impractical looking sword.
I'm not sure what she could want, maybe to be able to be incarnated as normal human instead of a servant. I wonder out of the Mooncell or Kyubey, which one is better at granting wishes.

>>117303808
I think so, though she would probably think differently.
All day every day until I pass out.
Her ahoge

>>117305446
She is an excellent artist and warrior and in her own words,
"I can do everything."

>>117312088
Kiss her and tell her that when I come back we shall make love five times for every barbarian I kill.

>>117314635
I will try to keep it short. Her looks (of course), her love of all things beautiful, her charisma, and even her selfishness. Even though she has regrets I love that what matters to her was that she was true to herself in life. Also her lack of humility for things that others would be embarrassed by and her sense of superiority, all the while being able to love more than any other. All that makes me love my Emperor more than any other.

>>117314494
Proud warriors are so moe.
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>>117315820
It can't be you
you're dead
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>>117315881
What do you mean?
I have an idea but explain.
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>>117316012
Randy
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>>117290959
Damn right
>>117291358
She's very morally righteous, so not really.
>>117299299
yep, this one
>>117303808
her circus outfit and torn nautilus uniform are lewd.
If we'd do lewd do, which I'd love to do, I'd do it with her legs, her butt, her chest, her hips, and her waist.
>>117305446
She can dance and she is great with animals, although I haven't picked up dancing or lion taming for her yet
>>117314635
I love her because she stole my heart. Her warm and loving smile melted my heart
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>>117316070
Nope sorry.
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>>117316192
THANK GOD
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>>117290959
Of course she is cute OP.
She is the cutest.

>>117291358
Probably.
Assaulting lost travelers maybe.

But they aren't bad, they're okay.
Fuck trespassers.

>>117301164
Green and red.
Staff.
To not be alone anymore.

>>117303808
>lewd
No, she's not lewd at all.
>things
Of course I would.
It's a part of the relationship. And I'm very attracted to her so I would enjoy it.
>body parts
That's private.

>>117312088
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
Mount&Blade reference ha ha ha.

Seriously though, a kiss and a
>"This isn't a goodbye, this is a 'see you later'."
That way I'll raise all the possible deathflags, but I'll live on by the power of raburabu, and then come back home to her arms.

>>117314635
To keep it short.
I like her because she's a type of person I admire a lot. I admire disciplined people like hell, because it's something I try to be (even if I fail sometimes).
I'm attracted to her because I find her extremely beautiful. Never have I seen a prettier and more attractive girl than her.
I also like girls who can hold their ground and fight back, but keep their womanly charm (AKA: I really like warrior girls).

And I love her because the previous things happen at the same time, on the same person. Her.
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>>117315623
Go ahead, waifubro.
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>>117315820
I-Is that you, from the IRC?
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>>117316675
How many fucking IRCs are there
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>>117314635
I am just terrible at writing this out, but I can mindlessly gush outloud no problem, with a chance to cry. Writing just isn't a strong suit, even if it is for her.
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Holy shit, someone has it out for Yunocchi. The fucker is nuts:

http://tohno-chan.com/mai/res/14921.html#15758

Christ, I wonder if there's someone out there who heavily dislikes me like this guy does Yunocchi...
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>>117305446
Her best skill is simply being their for her friends, her unwavering trust and belief in her loved ones and the way she pushes them further, whenever Ichigo is in an emotional ruin she is the only one to cheer him up.
Because of this I was able to get motivated, push myself onwards in further in moments of despair.
>>117312088
Fuck, those would have to be some well placed words, 99% of the things anybody would say will sound like an imminent death flag.
Either way, I probably wouldn't be marching off into battle alone, she'd be at my side bearing in mind she has the power to win any human war on her own.
>>117313415
I don't celebrate thanks giving, it's a American thing isn't it? I'm from Britbong.
Nevertheless, she's the cook. I can't cook anything that doesn't use a toaster, microwave or hot water.
>>117314635
Long story I've disclosed once or twice, I mean I could literally ramble on for multiple paragraphs about all of her traits and why I love each single one, then diverge into how our love came to be.
I'll save it all for another day.
>>117315698
Haruka/May huh? Definitely best Pokegirl, nice taste.
How do you feel about her Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire design?
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>>117291358
Somewhat I guess.
I mean, she's beaten her best friend with a chair and said she's tried ''going on a rampage'' but always got killed since being 9 years old is pretty hard to commit murder on older people.

>>117303808
Rika can't be lewd.
Although she has very cute toes.

>>117305446
Acting, cooking, sowing, playing with friends, a bunch of top tier skills in general.
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>>117316706
About 3 per general.
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>>117314635
Fun story, I saw Higurashi years back and truly loved the story. I was quite young but it mostly went as a blur. I didn't remember much of story but I remember loving the story and characters, and theme, with Rika standing out the most. I really liked her as a character but didn't think much of it at the time.
For a long time, I didn't understand what it meant finding a waifu, I thought it was a joke, which it mildly was but I didn't fully understand it.

In the mist of this, I was stuck in a severe case of depression after being stupidly stuck in a psychiatric hospital for two years. I will spare the details for why I was there but it was due to random bullshit bullying and a psychologist who though I was being suicidal from all the bulling and send me to a hospital in the offchance I might be delusional because I claimed people were following me.

So I got released after one of the doctor found out I wasn't insane or suicide by goddamn accident. I was left alone to reflect on my life and it was basically hell for me. I was stuck in a state of shit for about two years after that.

I hated myself, I hated the world, I hated my misfortune. I was cynical as fuck on everything and I didn't find anything to be hopeful in my state of mind or where I was in life.
Then, one day, I was talking about anime to a girl I had met online on steam. She mentioned that an anime she was watching Higurashi and that the openings were great. I started talking about how great the second OP reflected on Rika's struggle to find meaning in a place which made her cynical, where she was endlessly tortured but still clanged to hope. And at the moment, it hit me, I just knew it.

After that chat ended, I redownloaded the Higurashi VN and reread it and then I watched the anime and read the manga. And that's how I knew she was always there for me and I saw hope in her struggle. Her cynical nature, while still being hopeful, endowed me with so much hope I feel in love.
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>>117310729
Every time I look at her, I want to wrap my arms around her.

>>117312088
"If I don't make it back alive, make sure to nuke my PC."

Just kidding. I'd probably hold her close and tell her that no matter what happens, I will always love her and that the thought of her is what will keeps me strong.

>>117313415
I'm going to be spending it with my family, but we'll probably share a few drinks afterward.

>>117313946
>korvstroganoff
Damn, that sounds good. I need to learn how to make more Nordic food.

>>117314635
She became my inspiration. When I first watched her show I was learning how to program, and seeing how badass she was just gave me an insane drive to learn as much as I could. She's been with me every step of the way: through college and throughout my career so far. I owe her for the success I've achieved so far, and she will always be my muse, driving me forward to learn and do more.

>>117315623
Go ahead, I'd love to hear it.
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>>117316765
That's okay!
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>>117301164
Teal with little of pink.
Something melee probably.
I dunno, but I'm sure it would not be something selfish.

>>117303808
No.
who wouldn't?
cunny

>>117305446
Singing and no. I've never been interested in music making or music in general and she didn't really changed it. However I'm more interested in AI, VR/AR because of her.

>>117305980
Of course I do. I hate her so much that next time I will see her, I will give her my very serious look, come close to her, grab her and give her long passionate kiss. After long session of kisses and whispering sweet nothings we will proceed to consensual sex in missionary position for sake of fun and pleasure.

>>117313415
I'm not an American.

>>117314635
I don't know, it just happened. She always was special for me, but with time she becomes more and more important to me and then I've just fallen in love with her. I love everything about her, but her overall cuteness, fragility and very sweet, shy personality makes my heart goes doki doki the most.

>>117316706
Quite a lot.
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I have a lot of waifus and can't decide which one i love the most
Must be the sandnigger genes
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>>117317101
Aww, this warmed my heart.I'm glad your waifu could make you feel better!
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She is B-E-A-UTIFUL
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>>117317266
Best PSG.
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>>117316817
I am not a tripfag, so nobody would be able to hate me even if I gave them a reason to. That said, the guy is so insecure it's sad. Yunocchi should finish him off while he has the chance.
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>>117317204
>lot of waifus
>sandnigger genes
>>>OUT
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>>117316954
I have yet to play the game but I'm loving the design I've seen on Google.
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>>117301164
Pic related.
I don't think a better combo of colors, weapon of choice would do it justice.
And her wish is to be happy with her friends. Not that she even needs to make a wish or a contract.

>>117313415
Thanksgiving has been over for weeks anon.

>>117305980
No, I completely love my waifu.
I've never felt any possible resentment towards her.
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>>117317395
my onigg-san
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>>117317204
>Must be the sandnigger genes
No, it just called being retarded and not knowing what the term means. There is no thing like multiple waifus, you just have a harem.
Here is place for you >>117311927
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>>117317401
I know. He was bitching about Yunocchi daring to be upbeat and proud of Yuno. Absolutely pathetic. From what I've seen, Tohnochan seems to be very tightly wound as a whole. Bizarrely judgmental and authoritarian. I'm glad you guys are chill and actually reasaonable.
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>>117317462
>Thanksgiving has been over for weeks
If you mean around 51 weeks yeah sure
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>>117316577
>>117317164

Here you go, although it's not just the why, but the how as well.

http://www.yunocchi.net/meeting.html

>>117316817

Don't worry about that guy, he's not as bad as he seems there. I've even talked to him a few times, he still doesn't like me though.
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>>117316817
Why is this taking me through a bunch of ad sites and then the World of Tanks homepage?
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>>117317241
Haha, thanks.
It's somewhat of a cliche but ''my waifu saved my life'' is true.
I owe a lot to Rika for setting me on the right path again in my life.

>>117317600
Canadian thanksgiving, you know, the one that doesn't exist, has been over for weeks.
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>>117317614
Sometimes it just does that. No idea why.
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>>117317609
>Makes a website for his waifu

Truly the husbando Yuno deserves.
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>>117317609
>http://www.yunocchi.net/meeting.html
Oh my gosh this is the sweetest thing ever!
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>>117317810
>Truly the husbando Yuno deserves.
This is the kind of shit that causes conflict.
When a Tripfag adopts a character as his waifu and people like you recognize that and post shit like this it pushes other people who share that same Waifu into a corner with everybody supporting the tripfag's relationship leaving them feeling like shit.
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>>117317609
Shit, my heart. You owe me a new one now.
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>>117318150
Um
no it doesn't?
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>>117317539
>There is no thing like multiple waifus
Who said that?
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>>117318150
People with similar waifu should just praise the other for having good taste and being lucky to have her.

People are just saying it's cute that a person dedicated an entire site something he loves dearly. It's just an act of dedication. It's cute.

I don't see why anyone would care about ''some other people who have Yuno as their waifu''.
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>>117290959
More like Beautiful.
>>117291358
She's killed in various songs of hers, though lets face it. Anyone of her ilk has the potential to go full yandere based on the whims of the user.
>>117299299
For the most part. Not this month though; went with something more personal...
>>117301164
Black mixed in with brass colors. Her weapon...a whip. Her wish: Go Google it.
>>117303808
I suppose so. Looks aside, she's also a bit of a covert pervert. She also has a tendency to let her mind wander when watching particularly friendly moments.
>>117305446
Singing aside, she's also surprisingly good at tuna fishing and swimming. Though if anything, she's inspired me to step up my own efforts in my training.
>>117305980
I hate that there's so little canon info about her. A hatred shared by a large number of people, actually, which has been a point of contention in the past.
>>117312088
No words. Just sweep her off her feet and kiss her. Fitting for a man of action.
>>117313415
We'd balance the cooking together. Though I imagine the shenanigans that would ensue the first time we try to cook a turkey. As long as we don't hide it by throwing it out the window, we should be fine. All else fails...I make a pretty good platter of yams.
>>117314635
The warmth she shared with me when I was down. The feeling that she could be trusted and, if you were lucky to gain her attention, she'd treat you with more kindness than her stoic exterior shows.
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>>117290959
Super cute

>>117291358
Nah she is a kind girl

>>117299299
I uh i don't

>>117301164
Yellow magical girl
Fists
To have lots of money and lots of friends

>>117303808
Misao is pure

Oh yes i would

Her butt

>>117305446
Being genki

Yes, to draw, i'd say it worked
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>>117318150
>being this insecure
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>>117318150
Well it really is a cute website. Maybe those who are jely should spend more time loving their waifu than hating other people.
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>>117290959
I think so.
>>117291358
Yes im sure everyone has.
>>117299299
This.
>>117305446
She can dance and fight.
>>117314635
Conviction's and personality.
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>>117312088
Alright lets kick some ass!

In the name of love!

>>117313415
No thanksgiving since i'm not ameriburger

>>117317609
>Dat website
Oh man that's GREAT

YOU DA MAN!
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>>117318281
Look at people in this thread. Everyone have their one and only waifu and everyone in harem threads have multiple significant others, so de facto there is no thing like multiple waifus.
What are you doing here anyway? Why won't you just go to people like you instead of trying to provoke fit here.
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>>117317609
>That website
wow
I wish i loved my waifu that much
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>>117318297
>>117318370
>>117318389

It's hard to get my point across properly for the most part people sharing their waifu is a great thing, spread the love and good taste, it's awesome to talk about your waifu to someone who feels the same way.

But, when somebody becomes mainstay to a certain waifu with every anon is shipping tripfagNo.1456 with her it's bound to make some people feel like fucking shit.

I've got nothing against tripfags adopting waifus and whatever I think Yunobro is cutest guy around but I kinda feel bad for those who are cast under the shadow of the popular tripfags
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Do you find yourself "mimicking" your waifu sometimes?For example, wearing clothes similiar to hers?
I used to wear turtlenecks almost everyday, but now it's way too hot to live while wearing one.
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>>117318621
Johanbro, is it actually you?
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>>117318621
I used to drink lots of tea till a few months ago.
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>>117318621
No I don't wear kawaii skirts and bandannas>>117315698
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>>117318657
Yeah, today I started remembering about /a/ and came back to pay a visit.
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>>117318567
So that's what happened to the second ryoubro
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>>117318728
Been awhile.

I've already liked you because you understood Johan probably more than anyone else.
Glad to see you again.
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>>117318621
Not much.
I don't wear clothing which resembles a sailor outfit, nor do i drink tea.
I do eat a lot of sweets though.
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>>117318567
>I kinda feel bad for those who are cast under the shadow of the popular tripfags
Yeah, I guess I can see your point.
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No, but I love her for other reasons than her cuteness.
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>>117318791
Oh well, I'm glad to know you think like that, even if I think the exact opposite as you!everything's so complicated to me ;_;
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>>117318150
I said the same thing about the guy who drew a Yuno every day as well.

Stop creating conflict where none exists.
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>>117290959
Some times.

>>117299299
>pic
I have more than one screen and more than one device but this is my favourite one.

>>117305446
She is a good singer but I really really suck at singing.

>>117313415
Our thanksgiving was in October.
And I didn't celebrate it, I never do.

>>117318300
I like the fact that there isn't much canon information.
She can be everything I want her to be.
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>>117317810
>>117318094
>>117318176
>>117318442
>>117318547
T-thanks guys, it's the one "big" thing I could make for her, since I don't really have any other creative skills.

It's still being updated every once in a while!

>>117318567
>cutest guy around
Yunocchi is the cute one, not me! By the way, Yuno came first, the trip later, I only post about her under it.

>>117318621
Only a bit. Yuno inspires me to try to become an honest, good person, at least half as good as she is. From the moment she found me and we fell in love, I felt a little bad inside how I'm such a bad person compared to her.

She was the light I needed to see the good path, and start walking the right way. After all, I'd never be able to forgive myself if I were to disappoint her.
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>>117290959
Yes.

>>117291358
She's killed people. But it was self defense.

>>117299299
I did. But my computer died.

>>117301164
But she is a magical girl in another reality. (pic related)

>>117305446
Her best skill is that she's a quick learner.

>>117312088
Knowing her, she just might follow me.

>>117313415
I'll be making something, but it'll have to be small.

>>117314635
I respected her, and still do. And sometimes, a deep respect blossoms into love.
That's all I can say without ranting.

>>117318621
Kino and I are a lot alike as it is. That does remind me to get her outfit together though.
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>>117319285
Um
she's headless in that picture
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Would you're waifu make a good housewife & mother?
I want to marry Kosaki!
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>>117319862
Probably
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>>117319862
Househusband?Sure.He's definitely better than me at least.
Father, not so much...
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>>117319862
My waifu seems too insensitive to be a mother
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>>117319862
Junko anon, here.
She would be a good housewife, but I not really about how she would be as a mother and I am really afraid of it could turn out. She was really nice to Monaka and the other kids, though.
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>>117319862
>Kurisu
>Housewife
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>>117319862
I know she would be a good housewife, but her body might have been screwed up so bad she is unable to have children, or even die in childbirth.
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>>117318965
>even if I think the exact opposite as you!
That's wrong Johanbro.
We've always been similar, more than you think.
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>>117318621
Not really. The closest is trying to incorporate a lariat into my fighting style, which has left with with a back-fist that's caught a surprising number of people off guard.
>>117319862
One of the best. She is fantastic with children.
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Yes. Still love her after all these years.
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>>117320347
How come?
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>>117320459
Because Johan is also my husbando.
And I know why you like him.
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>>117319862
That she would.

She's the most responsible person I know, there's no doubt that our children would be blessed with the best possible care from their mother. But we're definitely not ready enough for such a big life decision, and I'd rather not want her to be stuck as a housewife. Her art needs to be seen by the world before that!
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>>117320495
Oh, it's you.
I should have recognized your mysterious way of talking.
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>>117319862
Of course.
She did well with Marie, and usually if someone's good with animals, they're good with kids.
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>>117320560
It makes me happy to see waifubros wanting more than anything to see their waifus succeed in what they love.
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>>117320587
I'm sort of happy you remember me.
And I still highly respect you for godly taste.
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>>117320837
for having* godly taste.
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>>117320837
Y-you too.
It's getting late here.Goodnight, fellow waifubros.Sleep well with your lovers.
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>>117320931
Goodnight Johanbro.
Always good to see you again.
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>>117319862
Housewife: sure
Mother: very much so
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>>117321698
What? She'd be gallivanting all over the world.
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>>117319862
I'm so lucky her source material actually lets me briefly see her being someone's housewife. She was wonderful even if she steals food to prepare dinner

I'm sure she'd be a caring and fun mother too.
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>>117320689
Absolutely nothing would give me more happiness than seeing her achieve her goals and dreams.

Even more so, when it's so noble like inspiring happiness in people through her art! Such a wonderful and beautiful person like her deserves all the support I can possibly give.
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>>117321840
She's already a wonderful mother to my daughteru.
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Another slow Saturday night.

If this were the mansion, I'd start brewing a pot of coffee.
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>>117323254
I'd be singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx6_-urg5fo right about now drunkenly

Wait, are waifus allowed in?
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>>117301164
Blue, white and yellow. Sword. To protect those she cares for.
>>117303808
Mai does have a voluptuous body, but she isn't actually lewd.
>>117305446
She's very good in swordsmanship.
>>117314635
I liked Mai's personality (she's kind, polite and devoted to those she cares for without being a doormat), backstory (despite having a hard childhood she managed to overcome it and became a good girl) and appearance (athletic figure with long hair and large breasts).
>>117319862
Yes. She likes doing housework for her roommate and is good with children.
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>>117323326
Honestly, I doubt anyone would be part of it if their waifu was turned away.
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>>117323254
I'd just get drunk or start arguments.

Too much coffee fucks with you after awhile.
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>>117323254
If this were a mansion, I'd be sipping on Bourbon.
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>>117305446
Best in the world at sewing.

>>117318621
I have never worn anything resembling her clothing.

>>117319862
We could do great raising little Nuis. Housewife not so much.
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>>117319862
I don't think she'd be great at either starting out, but she's very eager to learn! When Rin had her baby Mimi tried her hardest to help take care of it, so I'm sure she'd try even harder to be a good mother to her own kid.

I'm not sure of her skills as a housewife, but I'm totally okay with doing the cooking around the house as I'm a pretty good cook.

>>117323254
>the mansion
If only, anon. If only. I'd be pouring out some shots of vodka for everyone. There would not be a sober night ever in the mansion.
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>>117314635

>ridiculously strong, bearer of unimaginable strength and enough sense to know how to use it effectively to tear someone apart
>has a sense of fairness, tenderness, and level-headedness
>manly overall
>absolutely perfect body, delicious in every shape, form, and fashion
>loves exactly what I love
>mature enough to balance out my child-like personality
>pure-hearted enough to be fun to tease

What's not to like?

>>117314825

I try.

>>117315820

They are! Teasing them is the best, fighting them is the best, seeing their gentle side is the best, warrior husbandos/waifus are all-around the best.

>>117317164

I'm thinking of adding a few things in it to spice it up. The recipes I've seen so far are just a little bland, and I like to play around with recipes to see what I can do with them. Let's hope it goes well for I and my husband's sake!

>>117317609

Wow, what a neat website! I'm a little shy about my relationship with my husbando, so I don't think I'd have the guts to make an internet shrine, but I'm glad that yours came out so well.

>>117318621

My husbando has always seemed like a more traditional big brother character - Someone reliable and protective who'd work hard to make sure that a person he loves is taken care of properly.

I'll admit that I'm a bit of a brocon. I also have a bad habit of seeing myself as sort of a younger sibling to other people; automatically assuming that they're smarter, more competent, and more reliable compared to myself. However, I didn't want that with my husbando! I highly disliked the idea of being a burden to him or someone that he'd constantly have to be taking care of. Rather, I wanted us to be a team who could share the weight of a problem and rely on each other.

I suppose what I'm saying is that my husbando encouraged me to want to mature and have more faith in myself. Instead of using him as an older sibling figure, I wanted to be an older sibling WITH him, if that makes any sense.
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>>117324671
You know, one of these days, we should just get together. We might not have our mansion but just a reunion or meeting would be nice.

Not like it'll ever happen though.
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>>117313640
Are you serious? How could anyone hate Nepgear at all?
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>>117325249
I imagine a waifufag meetup would be incredibly chill. These are some of the tamest threads on /a/.

Might get a little weird if people brought their dakis and it was in a public place, though.
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>>117319862

I don't think I'd trust him to automatically understand the workings of a modern house right away. Future shock is a cruel mistress. I'd trust him to be able to pick some things up from me, though!

As for being a father, he'd be a pretty solid dad, I think. I remember seeing someone suggest that he's very gentle with children and that he's really patient with them, even if he isn't the most charismatic dad around. That thought is extremely adorable!

>>117323254

I'd be doing the exact same thing I am right now, I believe. Making snacks and about to work out with my husbando while they cool down. If he were real, I could see him becoming frustrated with me because being mesmerized by watching him do push-ups would make me forget to continue do my own...
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>>117290959
He's downright adorable, to say the least.
>>117314635
I love his mellow, if shy and anxious demeanor. I love how polite and sweet he is. I love how much he comes to genuinely care for those close to him; his journey from lowly tool/weapon and experimental subject to the strong, bashful, wonderful guy he is now. I love his bouts of raw emotion, of everything from steely determination to nigh unfathomable sadness. I love his voice, I love his fluffy pink hair. I love his cute, round face, and those big, expressive eyes of his. I love his dainty, almost fragile yet still shapely and delicious figure. He's my pretty pink prince (or princess), and I love everything about him. He might not be perfect, but at the end of the day, who truly is?
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Is it normal to start shedding tears whenever I see a picture of my waifu?
She is just that amazing to me, but I'm starting to feel like one of those people who cry whenever they see the pope.
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>>117323254
I'd just be fast asleep with Yunocchi in our room, that's for sure!

>>117325219
Thanks Wamuufriend! It's not like it's too public, it usually just gets visited by google robots.

Though, I'd love to see how yours would come out, since you always write such sweet things full of love!

>>117325990
I think it is.

It has definitely happened to me before, plus I can't listen to her character songs any more, since it makes me too emotional.
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>>117325990
Who is you're waifu?
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>>117325380
I don't know if many would feel comfortable bringing their dakis.
Some people truly give no shit but it would still be somewhat awkward.
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>>117305446
Fighting.
Training people in the art of battle.
Being beautiful.

>>117318621
>Wearing clothes similar to hers
I think that would cause a massive amount of amazing problems.

But no, not much, I like to think I'm a disciplined person when it comes to it, but other than that I don't really mimick her.

>>117319862
>housewife
No, I really don't think so.
I mean she can make food and maintain a house by herself but she'd be too tied down to actually be a housewife.
>Mother
Of course she would.
She would mother my cute half elf babies and we'd be a happy family.
;_;
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>>117291358
Yes, quite a few. I don't hold it against him though; he did these things under the thumb of his mother, under the influence of substantial madness. And in my eyes, he has made up for it.
>>117301164
In terms of color scheme and weapon choice, he pretty much stays the same (black + white; Ragnarok in the form of a longsword). His wish would be to protect his friends, and/or something along the lines of undoing the wrongs and mistakes of his past
>>117303808
Not on purpose, and even then very rarely. Of course I would, he is my husbando after all. Probably exactly what/where you would expect.
>>117305446
Honestly, he's not especially skilled at anything (aside from writing crushingly depressing poems). He does have some rather "unique" abilities on account of the black blood though.
>>117310729
I want to console my husbando so badly! It's one of the things I want most in life.
>>117312088
A deep and passionate kiss. "I'll be back, hun. Don't wait up. I love you so much."
>>117313415
Family stuff. If we were to cook, I see no reason not to share in it. It'd be fun!
>>117318621
Sometimes I think to myself, "I can't deal with that, man". But not so much in the way he says it, so much as another way of saying I've had it up to here.
>>117319862
I'm sure he would make an excellent househusbando. Dad (or "mommy"), I'm not so sure. If nothing else, he could use his experiences with Medusa as a first-hand guide on what to absolutely NOT do.
>>117325990
It's understandable. Seeing the one you love can evoke some strong emotions.
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>>117318621
Attitude wise I find myself trying to mimic her positive outlook, though maybe inspired is a better word; also her elegant nature. Clothing wise I would like to get more nice looking red items into my wardrobe. Though I don't think I can go full "fabulous" yet.

>>117319862
>Housewife
She has servants for those sorts of things not to mention I wouldn't want to keep her from reaching the fame she deserves as a star in whatever she chooses to pursue.

>Mother
I don't think she would be too hot on the idea considering her relationship with her own mother. Even if she decided to never have them that's cool with me.

>>117323254
Would drink and sing with this bro>>117323326
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>>117325990

I'm at the point where I'm a bit obsessive about pictures. This one doesn't bring out her charm enough, this one looks slightly goofy, it's getting annoying.
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>>117326431
Please tell what sort of lewd stuff you'd do with Crona.
I like when men talking sexy about their rather androgynous boy lovers.

I'm not gay though.
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>>117325990
I don't have that kind of reaction. She makes my heart swell and I go beet red sometimes when looking at her, but no tears.
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>>117326801
No offense, but I'd rather not provide fap fuel for randoms on the interwebs.

Plus I'm not really in that sort of mood tonight.
But you can probably find a few things I've written out if you're willing to slog through the archives.
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>>117317185
Sometimes it just doesn't seem like it.
>>117319862
Dutiful, and strict but not too strict. She'd be fine.
>>117325990
This can happen at times. Maybe I'm too tired, or maybe I feel I haven't been thinking about her enough, but I know no a picture of no one or nothing else can get such a reaction from me, so I like it when it happens.
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>>117326954
>not driving other anons to masturbate
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My waifu is cute, she is from video games
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>>117327633
Mine too.
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>>117327636
These threads have been here longer than you, sweetie.
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>>117290959
>you're

English isn't that hard I swear
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>>117327636
How new are you?
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>>117327694
>>117327636
Oh boy here we go.
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>>117291358
Only in other World Lines
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If your waifu was on a SWAT team, would she take point, breach, or rear?
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>>117327694
Love this meme
Stop
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>>117327694
How new are you?
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>>117327712
>>117327786

I'm sorry I know the difference between your and you're. Do you?
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>being baited this easily
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>>117326801
>>117327369
Fine. But only because I'll save this for my own enjoyment later. And also because the thread's pretty dead at the moment.
I want to plant kisses all along his smooth, pale thighs.
I want to sensually massage his body; to tease his arousal to the point where he's leaking precum before we've even got into the thick of things.
I want to take in his length, and push him over the edge only using my mouth.
I want to savor every drop of his seed (refer to my post a few nights ago - ("the condensed essence of his physical being", etc) when he does.
I want to mix his fluids with lube, and slowly, generously apply it using my fingers.
I want to prepare him, also using my fingers, before thrusting in with the utmost gentility.
I want to make love to him for as long as he'll last before spilling his load again. Only this time, we'll do it together.
And then maybe we'll take a bath, or just go to bed as is - naked to some degree or another, covered in sweat and eachother's cum, and happy as can be.


There's also another, much less vanilla thing I'm known for in these threads that I'd like to do with him.
But I digress. I don't especially like posting these things.
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>>117291358
She's an arms dealer so yea probably. But I support her 100%.
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>>117303808
Sometimes she gropes one of her body guards but we hold each other tenderly
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Is your waifu a good cook?
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You idiot, you thrusting your waifu so hard from behind that she lost control and pissed herself during sex.

She's completely flustered and there's large piss stain all over the sheets, and piss dripping down her thighs and your thigh, and piss on your erect dick.

What do you do?
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She's the absolute most beautiful thing ever, I just want to spend the rest of my days looking at her.
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>>117329316
Get back to thrustin
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>>117329452
This. That's incredibly hot. Sheets can be changed anyway.
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>>117329316
Jokes on you, I have a piss fetish.
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>>117329157

Not even close. She has absolutely no sense of what sort of flavors work well with each other.

I don't mind this at all really. It'd give me an excuse to learn to actually cook.
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>>117329452
>>117329472
but how would your waifu feel about that?
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>>117329316
Go down on her then put it back in.
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>>117329636
What better why to let her know that I don't mind at all?
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so cute yet so scary
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>>117329636
Really embarrassed. But I'd offer a brief explanation of how I find that incredibly arousing, and offer to stop anyway if it's what he really wanted.
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>>117329549
She can manage just fine with a little guidance. Great taste fellow Kurisufag.
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I love reading these threads it's kind of sad though. seeing peopel come and go

I love you guys
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The real waifu of waifu's
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>>117304812
I never thought someone else would have her as his belowed as well. Nice taste.
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>>117329316
This made me painfully erect just so you know.
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>>117329316
Push her face into the piss and shout "Bad girl! Bad girl!".
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>>117330511
Stop this waifu abuse
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>>117290959
cute is her middle name

>>117291358
maybe a couple things

>>117301164
she'd probably have some kind of edgy red/violet/black color scheme

>>117305446
She's good at security.

>>117313415
I'm cooking up the big meal. Not sure if her foods of choice would make a sensible addition to the dinner, though.

>>117319862
She'd surely be a great mother but being a mere housewife might bore her.
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>>117330555
How else can you housebreak her?
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>>117290959
The cutest of all.

>>117291358
She played terrorist for a while.

>>117299299
Nope

>>117301164
She already is magical in her own way.

>>117303808
She isn't really lewd.
Yes.
The belly.

>>117305446
Singing and combat

>>117312088
That i will come back for sure. And alive obviously. Not dead on a shield.

>>117314635
Developed slowly week after week. No idea how - It just happend

>>117318621
Not at all actually.

>>117319862
She would need to get used to it but i can see her being a lovely caring mother and housewive.
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>>117290959
My husbando is adorable!

>>117291358
Yeah, he's a bit of a troublemaker. Arson, vandalism, assault, battery, harassment, obstructing traffic, indecent exposure, breaking and entering, grand theft auto, burglary, malicious destruction of property, tax evasion, manufacturing explosives, carrying illegal weapons, breaking into a secure area, and more traffic violations than you can shake a stick at.

>>117299299
No, but his folder is my screensaver.

>>117303808
He's a little lewd.
I'd love to squeeze his love handles

>>117305980
Why would I?

>>117305446
Hmm. Is revenge a skill?
That said, I was never interested in archery even after him, but he was in my thoughts when I was dragged to the range for the first time, and I've loved the sport ever since.
I'm so happy there's something I can do with him!

>>117312088
"I love you more than you know." Then one last, long kiss.

>>117314635
His sheer humanity, his simple desires and self-assurance. His persistance, dedication, and sheer passion when it comes to achieving his goals. His childlike joy for the few things he enjoys.
How I fell in love is a long story, of course.

>>117318621
Not really. Sometimes I'll toss out a quote of his.

>>117319862
No. He's a slob and bad with kids.

I want to cuddle my husbando so badly! He is my sun and my rain. I adore him.
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>>117331031
Who is he?
He sounds interesting.
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>>117331186
He is. I usually just lurk these threads, but sometimes I just have to post about him. Being in love and being unable to talk about it sucks.
But I'm not in the mood to get b& for crossboarding today.
polite sage
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>>117290959
Yes
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>>117291358
She burned an old man's house in an attempt to kill him but he managed to evacuate the place before she got him. She's also helped burn children to death before, and I'm sure she terrorized innocent civilians for years. Also stealing food, manipulating others, and who knows what other wicked things my sweet girl has been involved in.

Despite everything, she's actually a really good person.
>>117301164
She already has magical powers.
Her wish would be for the man she loves to be happy.
>>117303808
She flirts but I don't really consider that to be lewd.
I would do things to every part of her body.
>>117312088
She would fight alongside me and protect me because she's so powerful
>>117314635
I was initially completely stunned by her appearance. I love how fun and bizarre she can be; she's different and exotic, something out of this world. She's energetic and childish, which puts a smile on my face. I admire her unconditional love and her eagerness to make the person she loves happy.
>>117318621
I did find myself being a bit more genki ever since I fell for her, but it's more because I'm happier now rather than me trying to emulate her.
>>117325990
I don't cry but I always end up losing myself in her beauty.
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>>117318621
No, not really. Maybe colour wise, but sailor outfit? No.Too big for it ;_;

>>117319862
Nepgear would make a great mother and housewife. She's good with that.

>>117323254
If this were the mansion, there'd always be fun

>>117325332
There's a dumb story behind it. I regret it much.

>>117325990
I used to cry a lot. Was really depressed, and it didn't help her smile made me feel so weird.

>>117329316
I don't think I could do that.
But I'd clean up of course.
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>>117332144
>She burned an old man's house in an attempt to kill him but he managed to evacuate the place before she got him. She's also helped burn children to death before, and I'm sure she terrorized innocent civilians for years. Also stealing food, manipulating others, and who knows what other wicked things my sweet girl has been involved in.

>Despite everything, she's actually a really good person.

How can you say that with a straight face?

>>117332222
Nice waifu quads.
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>>117299299
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>>117332251
>How can you say that with a straight face?
The circumstances she was born into are a bit complicated. She was always a helpless servant unable to disobey her overlords, but she hides it under a cheerful facade so the audience is not aware of it from the get-go. She later on expresses regret over everything she's done. When she has a chance to show her true colors she's actually a sweet girl who wants the best for everyone and tries to avoid fighting.
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I want to protect my waifu.
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>>117333179
I want to protect my waifu's smile.
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>>117290959
The cutest.
>>117291358
The church thinks she's worse than a criminal just for existing. Also probably killed some humans defending Lawrence. Don't remember that part clearly.
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Hey. I'm going to touch fluffy tail. And you can't stop me.
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>>117333596
Korbo did nothing wrong.
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>>117333659
Too late, I'm already fondling it.
Fuck now I want to give Korbo the B.
>>117333179
I want my waifu to protect me.
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>>117334024
Would you run your fingers through it?
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>>117314635

Something about her put me at ease. I used to be very bitter, frustrated at others, closed off. Watching her live cheerfully, enjoying life, keeping her heart open, I wished to be more like that. Even someone as stubborn as I was couldn't win against her charm.
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>>117290959
She is THE CUTEST

>>117291358
Maybe not "illegal", but "ethically and morally wrong"...

>>117299299
pic related

>>117301164
She would not do it, because she is stronger than Magical Girls anyway.

>>117303808
Yes and yes. not answering the last one

>>117305446
She is good at exterminating youkai, thats about it

>>117312088
>implying she wouldn't go with me
We would lay waste to all who opposes us, their bodies and souls shall be shattered. We would both stand in the storm of blood, steel and fire, drenched in the claret of our enemies, facing each other, and then we would kiss
Seriously though, I would not want her to go with me. I guess I would say "I love you. We will meet again, either in a few hours, or in our next lives."

>>117314635
It's kinda hard to explain... back when I first met her, my life was a miserable and depressing. I needed someone who would be with me no matter what, someone who would love me and someone who I could love. It was her. I just knew it. It had to be her, there were no other options. That, among other things, is why I love her so much. She will never betray or abandon me, and she will always be with me.

>>117318621
I drink a lot too, but thats not really because of her. Also I've been thinking about quiting it, shit 's no good for me.

>>117319862
Unfortunatley, propably not. She is lazy, thats not a good trait for someone who has to take care of a house.
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>>117325990
Glad to know I'm not alone. I can't help but shed tears whenever I reread her source material or see a particularly beautiful picture, even thinking about her can evoke this kind of reaction.

I don't even want to get into what happens when I remember the sad part of her story, it's really embarrassing. ;_;
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>>117317609
That's incredible anon, she would be truly proud of you.

>>117318150
>Being this insecure
>Seeing the tripfag as "oh wow this guy is the best, i lost, better kill myself now"
>Not seeing him as "This guy is interesting, i should do my best and be better than him"

>>117318621
Well, i was already drinking tea before, but i drink tea more often now.

>>117319862
>Housewife
Well, the clubroom, and her own room is always clean and tidy, and she's a serious and responsible person, so i guess that she would be a good housewife.
But she's actually a student, so she would maybe not want to be a complete traditional housewife, to work part-time maybe, and i would perfectly understand it.

>Mother
Her kindness and love have no limits, she would be a perfect mother.

>>117323254
>Saturday night
>At the mansion

Everyone put their tracksuits, it's time to dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UEWIpa6jaU

>>117325990
Well, it's pretty normal if the "the feel when not real" kick in while you're looking at pictures of her. I usually get sad when it happen to me, not crying, but pretty sad.

>>117327776
No need to be in a SWAT team, she already breached my heart.

>>117329316
Throw the sheets in the washing machine, continue lewd under the shower
The stream of water would already have removed everything, but cleaning her tights with my tongue would make her pass out from embarrassment

>>117334024
>>117334132
Y-You guys are lewd...
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>>117329157
Her homemade meals are as good as half the world.

>>117330021
Thanks, waifubro.
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so many kurisu's, im lovin it
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>>117297679
Your waifu is a lesbian.
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>>117336247
Of course you do. Kurisu is olev.
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>>117290959
No. She's a haggard, stinking trollop.
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>>117336854
rude.
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>>117318621
Not really. Maybe sometimes I loosen sleeves of my hoodie to make them partially cover my hands, just like her sleeves.

>>117319862
Yes. Even if she might be a bit incompetent at first, I would always be here to help her.

>>117325990
It happens to me sometimes when I'm listening to her songs. It's a good feeling, but can be annoying when it happens in public.

>>117329157
Not really, but we could learn cooking together.

>>117333179
I want that too. She is so delicate and weak that I really feel the need to support her and help her with all her problems.
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>>117337003

What if his waifu really is one? What if he fell in love with a scary looking old lady with a large, hairy mole?
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Thread still going? Good.
This is quite the slow one.

>>117319862
Without a doubt, she'd be both a great housewife and mother, once in the past she adopted a pair of orphan siblings and looked after them very well.
There was a tragic accident and the twins died, she almost died too, but hey...details...details...
>>117323254
>If this were the mansion
Fuck, don't make me cry.
I want the Mansion so badly.
When can we have the mansion?
>>117329157
Never seen her cook, but I believe she is.
Spending the last 50 years being raised as a rich noble she probably learned how to cook fine foods.
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>>117307390
Rukia just joined the 11th division with kenpachi as her captain, how long would she last?
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>>117339143
11th Squad has a tendency to be full of jobbers, they're always the first to die and they're all idiots apart from the top ranked shinigami.

Rukia would get bullied for utilizing Kido and having a non-direct Shikai/Bankai but right now she's clearly stronger than Ikkaku, Yumichika and Yachiru.

She'd be just fine.
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>>117329157
Of course. Too bad it's only vegetarian food.

>>117329316
Before washing the sheets: Get in the shower together, clean ourselves there, and pick up where we left off.
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>>117329157
The few times I've seen her cook, it's come out pretty well. Especially when it comes to seafood.
>>117333179
I feel the same, though it does feel a little condescending. She is easily capable of holding her own. On the other hand, perhaps she feels the same towards me. Who knows? We might end up protecting each other.
>>117338849
Too scattered across the globe for it to happen, though in a sense the threads have become a sort of haven of their own.
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>>117316817
I just now paid attention to it, but that board is so fucking slow. There are threads from last year with less than a dozen of posts and even some from two years ago.
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Has anyone had a dream about their waifu lately?
How many times have you dreamed about her at all?


Today I dreamed about us being together on some kind of small island. There was some hazard on it like terrorist or zombies or something and we were trying to escape. After long story we finally reached military base. They put us into helicopter and let leave the island. We were sitting next to each other, looking at sunset through a window and thinking about all this adventure we had. The atmosphere was so romantic that I've grabbed her hand, and looked into her eyes. We came closer to each other and kissed. It felt so great, her mouth was so warm and soft. It was my first time kissing her in a dream. My heart was beating so hard that I woke up a moment after that.
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>>117327776
Breach my heart.

>>117329157
I think she can make salads, but not cook.
No gas and all.

>>117341636
I had two. One horrible, the other one weird.
I wish I dreamt more about her. I try stuff such as thinking of her before falling asleep but things never work.

I guess dreaming while awake is enough for me.
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>>117341636
Wow, thread's still up?
Unfortunately no.It's been a very, very long time since I had a dream with him.I used to have a lot though, almost everyday.
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>>117341636
Haven't had a dream of her in a while, but I've had my share. While I have had more dreams of her friends than I've had of her, the ones involving my Beloved were considerably more meaningful. The early ones strafed the border between sensual and bizarre (Her chasing me in a yandere trance; me sitting in the center of a circle when she and her friends engaged in a cannibalistic feast...) but as time passed, they started to become more reassuring and comforting. It's almost as if she could sense that I needed a lifting of the spirits.

It's because of these dreams that I have faith that my attraction to her isn't one-sided.
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>>117341636
I was like 2 months ago. Wasn't really centered about her, but it was my only dream related to her i had.

It happened in the ruins of the high-school i used to attend. The classrooms still had their furnitures and everything, it was just abandoned with vegetation and shit.
Strange thing is, the building is at the middle of the city, and still open today, so i don't know why it was in ruins

And so, i was inside, visiting it. Decided to go in my old german classroom, at the 4th floor.
But the room was empty. Just a closed chest, and a piano. We never had a piano in that room.

Tried the piano, but even in my dreams i couldn't play shit. So i checked the chest.

I opened it, and a dakimakura of her was inside. My first reaction was to take and cuddle it. I decided to put it back inside, to visit the rest, and take it back before leaving, since it was safe in the chest.

I left the classroom, and i saw her in the corridor. She was here. She seemed friendly, and i called her, telling that something great was in that room. I called her "Mio-chan" and she seemed happy.

As i get back into the room, it was now a different room, with furniture in. Tables, chairs and shit. By looking at the window, i could tell that we were now at the third floor.

Before i could even think about anything, a phone call woke me up.

Inception tier shit
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>>117290959
The cutest, especially when embarrassed.

>>117291358
Well, she's killing lots of aliens but that's expected from someone in the armed forces.

>>117299299
I have the whole unit she's commanding set as my wallpaper.

>>117303808
Thinking about doing lewds with her makes me feel dizzy.
She's not especially lewd since not wearing pants is normal in her universe.
I'd do anything to spend a hot night of making love with her.
Her breasts must be marvelous.

>>117305446
She's an excellent commander, both strict and caring.
Her singing skill are extraordinary as well.

>>117305980
I could never hate my beloved.

>>117310729
Imagine cuddling her on a rainy day. That's my dream.

>>117312088
It was an honour fighting on your side.
I'll wait you on the other side.

>>117314635
Her personality. She seems so mature and yet so innocent. She's fond of arts and cares a lot about her friends and the people she fights for.
Her voluptous body is a nice bonus.

>>117318621
I often think about what she would do in a though situation.

>>117329316
I'd kiss her neck tenderly until her embarrassement goes away so we could share a good laugh.

>>117332321
I-I haven't seen another lover of Minna here yet.
Excellent taste, friend.



Do you guys have something during the day that reminds you of you're waifu?
Like keychains, pictures and so on?

I can't wait to be with her.
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>>117344504
I think a majority of people here have her as their phone wallpaper
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>>117344636
I'm thinking about putting a picture of her in my wallet.
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>>117329157
Yes she is!

A very good one in fact. She's been living by herself since the age of 15, and even taught one of her kouhai a recipe! Cooking together with her would be super fun.

>>117335488
Thanks Miobro! Y-you too.

>>117341636
A handful on times, never lucid, with only fragments, and lingering emotions remaining by the morning.

My most cherished one was when we kissed in a dimly lit classroom, staying after school for some reason. That one felt ridiculously real, from brushing her bangs to the side, to the feeling of her wonderfully soft lips - what wouldn't I give to even just to experience that again.

>>117344504
Naturally, I think most of us do.I always make sure that I have something on me that reminds me of her, wherever I am. And of course, she's always within my heart.
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>>117290959
She is qt.
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of course!
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>>117333179
Even if he can fend for himself (physically; if not necessarily emotionally), I would still give my all to protecting his beautiful smile.
>>117341636
None lately. I did have a couple over the summer though. As far as I can recall, most (if not all) of them were pretty nice. I hope I can have another one soon!
>>117344504
Just the background and a few pictures on my phone. Oh, and I also have a flash drive with all of my other pictures of him on it.
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>>117290959
Nah, she's more like the cool girl on the block. I like her for being cocky.
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>>117344504
Phone strap, phone WP >>117307638, carabiner, wedding band. On the go I am always being reminded of her, even if I don't need it, but at home I am basically surrounded by her.
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>>117344504
>Do you guys have something during the day that reminds you of you're waifu?
Lot's of things. I have her on all my devices. I have her posters and a daki in my room. When I'm outside I listen to her songs and look at her pictures from time to time.
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For those who have a daki of they're waifu:
Is it lewd? Would you want it to be lewder or rather less.

I'm pretty happy with mine, bare breasts on one side would be even better though.
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>>117347371
Mai waifu has bigger antennae than your waifu.
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>>117347901
It's a bit on the less lewd side. I wouldn't mind a bit more of her buttocks being visible.
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