Nee-sans thread. Discuss nee-chans, onee-samas, and anekis.
Large imoutos not welcome.
Did it ever get any doujins?
Also, since I rarely see Nee-san stuff in panda threads, dumping some of my favorites.
http://exhentai.org/g/578645/357388987d/ (Technically not "Nee-san")
Best one for last. Enjoy!
I think not. I'm slowly reading the Chinese scanlation. Ichika just suddenly started reading aloud from her book of Tomo-kun's secrets when Fujisaki-san asked him if he wanted to hang out; she revealed that he wet his bed until he was in primary school.
>Be a manlet
>Dislike tall girls
>The thought of having an older sister get me off while sitting on her lap makes me diamonds
>It'll never happen
What makes Nee-sans so tasty and erotic for you?
>What makes Nee-sans so tasty and erotic for you?
Girl a year ahead of me in college kind of took me under her wing. Emotionally dominated me, but it never got physical. We kinda did have a big sis/little bro thing going. Thus oneechan ga kita makes me diamonds.
I like the idea of her being older than me. And have her look out for me, but tease me and be playful. But I'm disappointed by how often it's cowtits. I want to see more modest nee-chans tease their bodies with baggy, torn jeans and tank tops
Yeah, absolutely. I think it's a much more realistic conception of relationships anyway than the imouto shit. Who the hell wants a puppy following you around when you can have a partner in crime?
>tfw your nee-san will never make you a bag charm in the shape of her own head
>be the onii-chan
>have great imouto and otouto who love me very much
>still yearn for a loving and fun nee-chan to care for me
Why must I long for this instead of appreciate what I have.
Maybe they're not all that cracked up to be anyway and it's just my Chinese cartoons playing tricks on me.
>Large imoutos not welcome
But muh Saipu.
Ara ara onee-sama insist to be called onee-chan and get sulky if didn't called that way.
I'm too embarrassed by her request in public. I changed from "nee-san" into "aneki".
She is in PMS period, sulking.
Didn't make me dinner and tomorrow's lunch.
Ignore her sulk and just buy lunch. Oh yeah, leave her alone all day because deal with her sulk is really pain in the ass.
She reach her limit, in the school she got a breakdown and start crying without any reason.
Her BF came to ask what's wrong with her just to be told to go away.
See her crying on hallway, she saw me. Avert glance and pretend to not see her. Deal with her in that situation is troublesome, ignore her.
She run to me crying loudly, start punching while spew unintelligible and incomprehensible word. Only catch "cruel", "after all this time", "so cold", "threw me away", "you hate me", "don't need me anymore" or something similar.
People start thinking we have immoral relationship and this is bad, really bad.
Quickly take her hand and bring her home.
Later that night, parent got call from faculty. They think we have immoral relationship.
Parent call us to "family meeting" and start asking what the hell we're thinking.
I say that's only misunderstanding, let me explain what's really happen.
Sister don't say anything and start crying.
Father enraged, punch me across the room. I try to persuade him by saying "It's just a misunderstanding."
Sister run to me and said everything is her fault while crying.
Father's rampage unstoppable, he take his prized double barreled shotgun and threaten me to leave home in one minutes or he will blow my sinful dick.
Sister said I did nothing wrong, if father drive me out from house she will leave as well.
This disaster, what's the reason?
Crippled onee-sans are my fetish. Too bad they don't exist in any media.
You need to give love to receive love back.
That description merits translation. Pixiv shit with long descriptions tends to be interesting.
>「あ、こんにちは弟くん。お邪魔してまーす」 テレビを見ようと一階のリビングへ行くと、姉貴の友達が遊びに来ていた。姉貴とは随分仲がいいらしく、夏休みに入ってからというもの毎日のようにうちにやって来る。僕としては、美人のお姉さんは歓迎したいところなのだけれど、二人きりで会話をするとなると少し緊張してしまう。「あの、姉貴はどこに？」 間が持たずに姉貴の姿を探すが、見当たらない。「さっきじゃんけんで勝負してねー、アイス買いに行ってもらったよ」ということは、しばらくこの家にはお姉さんと二人きりということか。どうしよう……。「それよりもさ、弟くん。おねーさんと遊ぼうよ？」ずいっと身を乗り出してそんなことを言ってくる。って、うわ、そんな姿勢になると胸の谷間が、その……大変素敵な事に。「あ、遊ぶってなにを？」「弟くんはナニをしたいのかなー？」 いや特になにをしたいってこともなくって、えとそれより、その、顔近くないですか？「ふふ、弟くんこっちおいで」そういって僕を強引に自分の隣に座らせた。肩がぴたりとくっ付くような超至近距離だ。……えーと、なんだこの状況？お姉さんの顔をチラリと見ると、微かに顔を赤らめているようで、なんだか余計に緊張してしまう。たぶん僕も赤面している。顔が熱い。しばらくお互いに無言で座っていたが「……いい、よね？」お姉さんはそう小さく呟くと、おもむろに僕の（省略されました。続きを読むにはワッフルワッフルと書き込んでください） いや、続きなんて考えてませんが。姉の友達――ロマンあふれるフレーズですね。なんで自分には妹しかいないのでしょうかチクショオォォォ■Grafさんよりこのイラストに関するSSをいただきました。ページ下部のイメージレスポンスよりどうぞ。
They're heat patches, she has muscle problems and aches a lot.
literally just tried this shit, that doesn't fucking work, water goes everywhere EXCEPT the toe, and I tried a lot of positions. The only time I could get any amount on my toe was to have my leg held at a near 90° angle to the floor. That nigger didn't get any water, all he got was a mouth full of foot
I have still yet to find a better lewd nee-san than this one.
>Water is not the same thing as alchohol
nobody said that, where you implying that she was using vodka or something because I don't know who fucking bottles alcohol like that and she said WATER, even if it was alcohol the physics doesn't change that much most alcoholic drinks are primarily water anyways
Here's a totally not lewd loving nee-san.
post jealous nee-sans
I guess it's not really adhesive so it would make the liquid slip off to the sides more easily.
I've seen vodka in plastic cups with aluminum foil tops. Also, it's not clear water so it's surface tension is lower a lot.
I don't know if I'm asking too much, but is there a story where two oneesans tease/molest their little brother? I would love that. Even if it is just ecchi.
>fake a confident and what people here would call "alpha" attitude towards women on a daily basis
>deep inside I just want to rest my head on an emotionally dominant tall girl's lap and have her stroke my hair whispering that she loves me and I'm important to her
Older sister types are a miracle of the universe.
>tfw I just want an older sister to cuddle with me at night
I live with the hope that one of my parents cheated on the other before I was born and there is an older half sister waiting for me out there.
I know I'm deluding myself ;_;
>Powered up in brazil
It is really that rare? I have a 15 year old sister living in Spain with my mom and she always says the she loves me when we talk.
>tfw you want to hug her really hard but you can't because Madrid is too far away
My college nee-san helped me deal with a particularly bad breakup my senior year. We had a deal: if I wrote my ex, she would dump all my e-mails on her; if she wrote her ex, I'd do the same. It got me to man the fuck up really fast. As a reward we spent spring break together in Boca.
We didn't stay friends forever, but I'll never forget the warmth she shared with me.
Good luck anon. If they make it through middle/high school without hating you, I will deeply envy you.
Yeah all the younger siblings I've seen/met seem to hate their older siblings' guts.
>Yfw my brother didn't come to my graduation to play games at home
>you have a half-sister no one ever told you about
>you plan to meet her after all this time
>she gets all excited to see what kind and wonderful person her half-brother is
>she sees you
Nah, don't wanna deal with that.
I think putting it simply, it's the case of the porcupine's dilemma. As we grew closer, we started to prick one another with our barbs. Well... one thing led to another and we had a big fight, we both said harsh things, and she didn't speak to me for years. We briefly reconnected a few years ago, but a minor argument drove us apart again. I doubt we'll ever talk again.
>even when dying her hair a lighter color she didn't get warned
Why does japan make so big of a deal about people dying their hair? I had females in my class dye their hair green and nobody cared.
Physical distance makes that a problem. I've tried apologizing... tried a lot of things. If I could engage her in a conversation I know I could start things back up, but she's too smart for that. That was always my trick, and she knows it well... it's how I got her to talk after the first fight. I got a conversation going with her, managed to stretch the e-mail chain out for a couple weeks, and before I knew it we were close again.
Sometimes being a man means knowing when to move on. She helped me through some hard times, and we understood each other well, but in the end... it's better keeping the good times in my memories, and believe that she fondly remembers the good times as well.
>Sometimes being a man means knowing when to move on.
I can relate.
It still hurts like fuck when somebody who you could be completely open with and considered a good friend just completely cuts you off and makes it clear that they want nothing to do with you.
But is that the kind of relationship you want to have with her from here on out? Just someone who you remember fondly of? She may as well be dead if that's the case.
I don't know how far you two live from each other but unless it's going to bankrupt you or something, I think it's worth it if it means meeting face to face with your sister. From there you can take the necessary steps to get back together as siblings are supposed to be. This kind of bond happens only once in your life, I don't think you should give up on it so easily.
You will never feel her soft, socked foot on your dick :<
How about an imouto-sized onee-chan who also acts like an imouto?
Now now. There is a good onee-san in Kiss x Sis, and she's a teacher as well. The twins are not bad in their own, but Yuuzuki really blows them all out of the water in all aspects except hair.
>tfw hugging my imouto every time I visit my parents house
But not to the main character, which is what is important. She's not even not blood related, she is less than that.
That would be like arguing it is also daughter incest because she must be SOMEONE's daughter, right?
>tiny onee with large breasts
It might. It's the magic of the purest form of love, incest.
Yuzuki N Dash never fails to make my dick explode
Damn. I've never clicked on one of these threads before but now I just want to be a shota with a tall Nee-san (or two) to molest and emotionally dominate me.
Ideally moving into more physically domination as I get older
I didn't know I wanted this before. But now I do.
Your shit taste is repulsive.
>onee-sans are useless christmas cakes who can't even afford a penny to support my schooling
>only helped out by imouto who acts like the true onee-san
>tfw you can never regress back to your youthful young self