>get home >see this >what do?

What are you doing in my house

Look for Mashiro.

>>116926189
>Preparing dinner

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>dem hips

>>116926238
Why are you preparing dinner in my house? How did you get in here?

>>116926280
>I love you anon

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>>116926389
WHAT IS THIS WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE

>>116926389
Nice try, I love Mashiro.

>>116926163
Call the cops easy

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Tell her it's time to go make babies.

Ask her where is her pervert lesbian older sister and if she wants me to be her imouto

>>116926163
>get home
what? are you telling me you guys actaully leave home?

>>116926547
Yeah, you have to provide for Kobeni.

Get my gun

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>>116926458
>I have the keys to OUR house

>>116926163

My god, her hips have gotten even bigger.

>>116926547
>Bakery gives 50% off on all product after 21:00 everyday

Fuck yes I am leaving my house.

>>116926570
>Doesn't do the shopping
Kobeni a SHIT

Ask her why she's standing outside my house. And why she looks angry.

>>116926592
I am calling the cops.

>>116926592
YOU DON'T LIVE WITH ME

>Get home
>See that
>"Uh.. hi.. who are you?"
>Just go with it
>Everything turned out better than expected

In fact, what would most likely happen. Some chick randomly appear in my house? Cool. First sign of psyco behavior, cops on speed dial. Until then, ride the wave.

>>116926612
She does, but she needs cash to do the shopping,

Do you want her to work and get fucked by Darius and Miguel behind your back every night?

>>116926592
What do you mean our house? i am a fucking burglar and i just broke in to this house you autist whore.

>>116926658
>Not wanting a qt yandere waifu

I undick my zip

>>116926163
Those hips tho

>>116926612
but grocery shopping is fun.

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Tell her I don't want dinner or a bath.

>>116926665
terrifying man but thanks to google i make $3000 every month at home

>>116926163
Impregnate them child bearing hips

>>116926658
>ride the wave

Are you saying you can continue with your normal daily activities with a total stranger in your house?

>>116926163
Hope that no one saw that I left /a/ open.

>>116926680

I like living, and not being near someone that could get jealous and kill me if I even look at a picture of a fictional girl.

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Could you imagine Kobeni as a Christmas cake.
Sweet fucking jesus.

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Make babies.

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>>116926768
No, because it would be impossible for me not to impregnate her.

I thought she was carrying a basketball.

I was looking forward to a game of one on one.

My body is no longer ready.

>>116926740
gee do you even act? if she has balls to break into someones house she is probably ready for anything that could happen. call the cops secretly and ride the wave and enjoy some intimate action. after that change your name and move to another continent

>>116926740
Fuck my normal activities, I'm going to be fucking Kobeni.

Do you guys think she likes doggy style?

>>116926163

>>116926658
>Some chick randomly appear in my house
>implying you wouldn't want that

>>116926163

I see a 2D poster in my home? I walk past it and say hi to my real girlfriend who I can touch

>>116926847
With those hips, I bet she likes to ride

>>116926163
Play the role of husband. I've always wanted to get married. As far as I can see, I'm just getting what I want with almost no effort.

>>116926740

Yep would just have fun with it but only if she was cute. Would get to know her then it would just be like normal.

>>116926163
I'll wonder why am I staring at a mirror.

I want to make her a mother

>>116926879
>>116926928
>>116926943
Holy fucking shit.

Had to check if I was still on /a/.

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too bad she's not real

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>>116926984
>not wanting to marry Kobeni

>>116926829
>Implying you could bear her nagging

>>116927054
I have an older sister...

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>>116926984
Blame the Japanese propaganda machine

>>116926879

I'd be a bit suspicious of someone that already knows me and managed to get into my house, even if I don't know them.

>>116927048
She's fat now, imagine how much fatter she'll get after she gets married

>>116927048
First of all, she would have to be 3d to interact with you and play by 3d rules.

Secondly, I haven't watched her show, so I don't give a fuck.

>>116927116
perfect

>>116927118
>not wanting to marry the 3D version of Kobeni

>>116927214
>Wanting to marry anything 3D

>>116927118
Why couldn't I become 2D in this situation? So I could marry Benio.

>>116927252
>not wanting a cute girl as your wife

>>116926389
>mfw my wife has no face

>>116926163
ask her where`s the blonde.

>>116927317
>wanting a wife

Am I in bizzaro /a/?

I'd feel really embarrassed because my apartment is a mess and the kitchen is so fucking dirty it's disgusting.

>>116927300
>Wanting to be of inferior dimension

>>116926668

and now you're not leaving, ever

>>116926163
Call the police

>>116926740
She's not a stranger if she's your wife.

>>116927524

You expect me to believe that someone I've never met before is my wife? You may as well find a gorilla in the zoo and claim he's my crime fighting partner.

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>>116927368
>What are you talking about sweetie? Our house has always been squeaky clean ever since you let me give it that Feminine touch.

>>116927612
She's your wife now.

>>116927524
>wife

Again, why would I marry? When did I marry?

Shove your marrying shit up your asses you Japanese Government shills.

>yes

>>116927649
>When did I marry?

When you came home.

>>116927624
God why is she so perfect

>>116927624
>since you let me give it that Feminine touch

I bet you fucker will defend this atrociousness

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>Wonder what the fuck an extremely generic waifubait character from a mediocre romcom is doing in my house and kick her out

>>116927637

But why? It makes no sense. Is there magically going to be a kid the next day too?

>>116927712
Japanese Gov, please go and stay go.

>>116927770
>Is there magically going to be a kid the next day too?

That takes nine months.

>>116927798
>japs give a shit about an english speaking website

[x] freak out

>>116927880

That makes no sense. I can magically get a wife out of nowhere, but everything else is logical. I didn't even ask for a wife in the first place.

>>116928056
>I can magically get a wife out of nowhere

Not out of nowhere. She was in your house when you got home.

>>116928094
But when I left, my house was empty and I locked the door.

>>116928094

Well, she had to have come from somewhere. I don't leave the house for more than a couple hours. Girls don't just pop into houses just like that.

>>116926163
>Realise its not my house
>Apologise and leaves

>>116926163
（*´▽｀*）

>>116926163
>pinch my dick
>wait for dream to end

>>116928191
how would you get in, in the first place anon?

>>116926163
take my stuff and go live under a bridge, my house is apparently belongs to some random female now.

>>116926163
pet her head then everything else, dat softness

>>116928577
>giving her a patdown

>>116926826
Same I was about to go full nigga

>>116927096
Did you fuck her?

I'm slightly more worried about why I left my apartment than why there's a random girl in it. Where was I? What happened?

>>116928529
>he broke in

>>116929365
Your sister brought some friend over, you panicked, sneaked out the out and hit your head on the side walk.

>>116927624
>ever since you let me give it that Feminine touch

Line crossed

>>116929683
i don't have a sister, when did i get one?

i'm not sure if i like or dislike the fact random girls are materializing in my home.