If god isn't real, then how come 2d tomboys exist?
But 2D tomboys aren't real as well, just like god.
>tfw I'll never
marrya 2D tomboy
Sorry, anon. I just needed and ad-lib so i could discuss cute 2d sporty short haired girls.
I will never understand this gay thing for people liking non-standard variants of women. Are you unable to tell the differences between man and woman? I bet you get fooled by 3D traps too.
If liking tomboys makes me gay, then i'm a prancing lala swedish homo man times twenty.
They exist to tempt you and distract you from god. Misguided love is a sin and tomboys are the work of the devil.
Then i'll draw a pentagram on the floor and sacrifice a goat on it.
>draw a boy
>but it's not because the artist said so
You're being ironic with the picture, right?
There's no way someone can actually be in denial so hard
If the majority of /a/ enjoys boys that look like girls than why can't we enjoy girls that look like boys?
They're not boys and most of the time reverse traps are just androgynously boyish looking. Not gay at all.
Why do we care so much if they're gay or not? I would still love my tomboys even if they were gay as fuck.
Shitposting in two threads, I like it.
>posts another dude
>they are totally androgynous because I'm totally not gay!!
Here have another one of your androgynous tomboys.
It's not male because I said so, don't worry. You're not actually in denial or anything
They become hot as fuck?
It's a sad day when a man is considered gay for liking girls.
If that day existed it would require you to like girls which you obviously don't
Except they don't really exist. Neither does your god. Checkmate, faggot
But tomboys are the best when they're ripe.
How do you think Chie likes her steak cooked.
[Kurokoshi You] Yuudachi A Sudden Evening Rain (COMIC X-EROS #22)
Her and so many others, man. It ain't fair.
I challenge you to say "Daisuki Daisuke" really fast 5 times
>That can't be right. Maybe there's just a picture in the thread
This thread needs at least one Kanbaru picture
Not for me though, 1 (and only) result was removed by US Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
>Even if Kanbaru existed, she wouldn't have sex with you.
totally fine knowing that she'd be a great wingman.
Tomboys and athletic girls make my chest feel funny.
The best lesbro.
Who from time to time plays jokes on you like bro-jobs, because she's the most perverted person in the room at all times.
Obviously Kanbarumind is a thing that we need to share with the world.
I'll try. Not sure what I have that hasn't been posted in the Monogatari thread though.
No-one ever seems to post this picture or the one I'm going to post after it
If you wrestled a tomboy, would you win or lose?
Pretty good, I'd say. A double-dose of full strength Kanbaru is hard to beat.
I won't flood the thread, though. Kanbaru's great and all but the other qt tomboys need some love too.
Actually. That's a good point. I think this'll be enough to solidify her position
A good chance I hold my own depending on the tomboy, I think. I do a little (read: not enough for the past few months because college) BJJ and I have a pretty cheeky guard and escapes and shit.
Probably the one situation where I wouldn't spaghetti out in the most fantastic of ways, come to think of it.
>implying you wouldn't release all your pasta the moment you try and reverse her and end up in a triangle choke
Because she's best girl in Evangelion
Kanbaru is the sole reason I watch Monogatari
Funny how all the cutest girls deny their cuteness.
Words of wisdom here. Forcing cuteness is like shooting yourself in the foot.
Can this be a Kusanagi thread?
I like it when tomboys are embarrassed by there own female figure, particularity the large breasts
Girls that act boyish / dress boyish > girls that look like men
My nigga. I love tomboys of all types, but those are fucking top tier.
Why's it breaking?
That shows my genius >>>
>imagine making shit up that has nothing to do with replied posts to look less like an obvious closet faggot
Looks like being in denial isn't the only pathetic thing about you retards
never understood the "liking tomboys is gay" logic
stop replying to the most obvious bait ever, please
Just because the artist said the dude doesn't have a dick, it doesn't mean you aren't a faggot for liking dudes with supposedly a pussy. Sorry, truth hurts.
>never understood the "liking tomboys is gay" logic
Yeah how about you post literally guys like >>116917251 >>116917789 >>116918949
Fuck you terme he deleted the website
Anyone else wants to sniff sweaty unwashed tomboy butts all day?
She had short hair, is deeply interested in military history and is named after Caesar. Cant get much more than that.
>dat vollyball crew
All the unspeakable things I would do to a cute tomboy.
if only the author can make a multiple ending with different girl
>mfw she will never get her own animated spinoff
>Fuck off back to >>>/b/ with your memes.
Well I do
between the two of us no tomboys go unloved. Diff'rent strokes and all that.
You're still a pretty cool guy.
They become sad Christmas Cakes.
Or they resolve sexual tension with their husbandos.
>this will never be you
>Your're waifu will never shout your name(despite having
NO FEELINGS WHATSOEVER, HONEST) when about to get her shit kicked in
I want to put Noa in Labor.
Anybody who says they don't either has shit taste or is a lying bastard
Would you head pat a sad, delinquent pure girl christmas cake tomboy?
>sad, delinquent pure girl christmas cake tomboy
You mean Sad Delinquent Pure Girl Christmas Cake Tomboy