We love yuri.

Yes, love Yuri, he knows where to get good gun and drug for rebelion friends like usses.

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We do?

>>116771376
Where is the wixoss thread?

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>>116771276
For once we agree with OP.

I do, but I also hate /u/

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I know we do.

There is no way anyone could hate the purest form of love, right?
Yup, no way.

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>>116771436
I don't think there is one. That's why I posted here.

>>116771276
Who the fuck is we? Go back to your containment board, fag.

>being a deviant non-hetero fag

fuck off faggots
>>>/u/

YURI IS AN ABOMINATION

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>>116771622
>>116771591
>>116771561
>>116771592
Stop resisting.

>>116771276
Yep, I love yuri. And I think all you yurifags are the absolute worst cancer /a/'s ever had to weather in the last few years.

Fuck off /u/. No one likes you t/u/mblr man hating faggots.

Me too! I wish I could be the toy for two yuris.
Not those disgusting 3D dykes though, they're dirty and smelly and not like my animes at all!

I know I do.

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Tried getting some Simoun discussion last night, didn't work too well since the thread was dead.
Anyone up for discussing some classic yuri?

Were you upset that the holy land lost the war?

>>116771961
suck my cock dude

>SonoHana twitter at 11k yesterday
>today 9,5k

Fuck, what happened

>>116772757
I was. I couldn't care less about the ugly neighbors really but I guess that's not a really good ending. I hated the character design and the voice acting was an acquired taste. Otherwise 9/10.

>>116773356
1,5k persons realized that yuri is shit.

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>>116771276
Pft. Yuri sucks. Kei is so much better.

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>>116773479
Aaeru's seiyuu was so amazing. The crying scene was really well done.
I also felt that the stills were amazing. It always gave off such strong emotions

>>116772757
Try /m/ they'll discuss kannazuke no miko for 250+ posts in 2014. They're also /u/ with mecha.

Yuri worst fetish
Yurifags worst people
>>>/u/

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>>116771276
yes

>>116773608
I hated her VA first but it grew on me. The best part of Simoun is the OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLyHmKEOMxQ

>>116773696
nice samefagging.

>>116771276
Everybody except Hitomi and
>>116771961
>>116771561
>>116771591
>>116771592
>>116771622

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Do you now?

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>>116773651
can't deny that shit wasn't amazing

that aside there seems to be a lot of room for actual discussion on the actual story itself.
The director said that these two weren't the two from the arcus primus but I find that hard to believe

>>116773867
I can't take the men seriously in Simoun because their voices are still female ones.

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>>116771499

>that last panel

why

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>>116774070
Yeah I never did take any of the males seriously either.
I thought it was interesting though with how they did that. Most of the male cast was enjoyable

>>116773740
is it still yuri if it's rape?

>>116774655
Only if there's love involved.

>>116773356
Twitter killed accounts that were made to just buff up the numbers.

>>116771276
>>116771376

No. /u/ loves yuri. They just obnoxiously cross boards to discuss their shitty anime here or force their goggles on everyone, and anyone that says otherwise to their retard shippings gets called out with lots of buzzwords.

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>>116771499
Well shit that was both heartwarming and depressing.

>>116775089
>They just obnoxiously cross boards
>implying it isn't /a/ regulars who don't want to go to /u/

>>116773846
That was a great game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnd0qg4I_MM

>>116771276
I'm just here for the lesbians.

>>116771499
last panel was obviously just slapped on by some tumblrshits after the fact

>>116775166
Well if they all went to /u/, they'd be happy and we'd be happy.

>>116774232
Mamiina ";_;

>>116775523
but /u/ is a shithole, infested with western art and even 3DPD

>>116775523
No, they wouldn't be happy, that's for sure.

>>116775459
It's pretty obvious, yeah.
(S)He tried to mimic the original artist's style and failed miserably.

>>116775590
That's why I said all. /u/ can't be defended by a handful of posters, if all the yurishits from /a/ go back together they can do whatever they want with /u/. Kick out those bastards back to t/u/mblr or whatever hole they crawled out from and make /u/ not a shithole, instead of trying to drag /a/ down.

>>116775459
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/636195

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>>116775589
It was necessary

>>116775762
it's scorched earth. nobody wants to tread there.

>>116773651
/a/ had a 470+ post (it may have even hit the bump limit) Kannazuki no Miko thread for two days last week. We didn't have to discuss mechs either.
http://archive.moe/a/thread/116327225/

>>116775459
Fuck, this post is retarded. You obviousky don't know shit. Can you go back to /a/?

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>>116776105

>>116775649
Y'spotted that it was hard-translated, right?

>>116776070
Speaking of the robots, with everyone talking about the ritual, I only learned recently, years after watching KnM, that Ama-no-Murakumo was another name for Kusanagi.

That Imperial Regalia shit is everywhere.

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Oh Homura.

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...am I pedo for liking the lesbian pedos?

>>116776750
I love that it's canon Madoka never really cared about her in any way at all. I can't wait to see her tell Homura she hates her and then crush her soul gem.

>>116777040
No you are a cute loli

>>116777006
So what is Simoun anyway? Mecha with yuri bait?

>we
Fuck off, hetero male on female is the best. Why don't you fuck off to /u/ with the rest of the faggots who enjoy evolutionary dead-ends.

>>116777302
>yuri bait

I swear, this is a more misused term than autism.

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>>116777302
>Mecha with yuri bait
Mecha with yuri
Everyone is born a female and only pure maidens can pilot the machines called Simoun.
At the age 17 you can chose your sex. After this right of passage you can no longer be a priestess and fly simoun.
I want to call it a master piece but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me feel like shit after the series was over

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>there is a designated yuri board
>they come here and spam yuri anyway

>>116777040
Depends. Would you prefer to be the little or the big girl?

>>116777456
Hide "yuri" and you are good.

>>116771276
But we hate the yurifags

>>116777529
http://niceme.me/

So many faggots stirring up shit in a yuri thread. I, for one, love girls kissing other girls. It is way better than seeing a cock go into another man's anus.

>>116771276
Yuri generals a shit.

>>116777456
>there are plenty of boards for faggots
>you still post here

>>116777456
>There is a dedicated mecha board
>People still post Gundam

>>116779103
>There is a dedicated hentai board
>People still post pandas

Holy shit, literally every time I go on /a/ I see a fucking thread either shitting on yuri or supporting yuri and the thread is always filled with autism and flamewars
What the fuck is the point of making the same thread over and over and over again when literally everything in it is pure cancer and shitposting
Jesus fucking christ what is this shit

>>116779103
Everyone whose a fan of Gundam still knows the ins and out of /m/. Yurifags have abandoned /u/ because they think it'll give them cooties or something instead they come to /a/ and shitpost every day.

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>>116779539
It's bait to make people hate yurifags. I thought that was obvious?
I come here to discuss yuri whether or not people hate it is fine. As long as one person appreciates it.

>>116771276
>We

/u/ go home.

>>116779704
Okay, so tell me
which yuri anime is da best?

>>116779893
you don't need me for that, anon

>>116779930
How will I know otherwise?

>>116777529

>implying yuri threads did not exist before that but was just for specific shows and not a general as a whole

Please. /a/ always discussed yuri.

How do you make yuri where the male viewer can self-insert into the girl(s)?
For increased viewer pleasure.

>>116780544
1. You assume the viewer isn't brain damaged and can imagine themselves as a girl.
2. Put a dick on a girl. The viewer already has tits.

>>116780544
Add a tomboyish shutin girl?
Have a boy turn into a girl, permanently so?

>>116780544

You just self-insert? It should not be an issue. Just pretend your penis is reversed maybe.

>>116781037
I wouldn't mind a tomboy that's nerdy instead of sporty. Who should be her love interest?

>>116781154
Otaku athlete or delinquent ojou.

>>116780544
>self-insert
>increased viewer pleasure
Fuck off

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>>116781154
Maybe her sister
>>116781199
>Otaku athlete
I have a hard time picturing that

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>>116781334

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>>116780769
>2. Put a dick on a girl. The viewer already has tits.
This nigga.

But seriously, I wonder how this trend of producing neutered, effete male characters whose persona can be summed up as "audience surrogate/self-insert," and inserting them into shows where other, far more interesting and dynamic characters are the ones actually carrying the scenes and story. Was it Tenchi?

Then there's aftershock of this, where you'd have protagonists that warp reality and morality around them, they're always right, they win battles almost trivially or through asspulls, with absurdly extensive knowledge of the metaphysics of their universe.

But the most disturbing implication of all of this, is that the implication that your average viewer is incapable of basic empathy.

>>116780544
>needing self-insertion
Why do people do this again?

>>116781732
Who?

>>116781732
>>116781791
Doing god's work.
But don't derail EVERY thread.

>>116781727

I self-insert as a girl but I have been doing that since I learned how to fap. And always to girl on girl. I can't fap from a male PoV. And I care far more about the emotions and thoughts involved in the relationship rather then the physical act anyway.

>see a lot of yuri threads on /a/
>decide to watch strawberry panic as per yurifags request
>it's shit
>decide to play sono hana vol 1 pas per yurifags request
>drop it after i get urinated on twice

seriously though I don't think i see the appeal of yuri here.

>>116781727
For porn? Or for an actual anime?
For the former it should be obvious.
>>116781916
You had me til the emotions part. You should consider drinking bleach as a hobby.

>>116781995

>I am too bitter to try and experience the emotion of love vicariously

>>116781910
Are you going to do this every threads?

>>116781955
>>decide to play sono hana vol 1 pas per yurifags request
>>drop it after i get urinated on twice
Faggot.
Anyway, play another one. Only two have watersports.

>>116781955
>strawberry panic
>shit

Dude that show is so over-the-top ridiculous how can you not enjoy the ride?

>>116782025
sounds like you have no experience in ever loving someone. It's bittersweet at best.

>>116782073
>how can you not enjoy the ride?

I didn't like how the silver-haired girl stole Nagisa from her blue-haired roommate.

>>116782073

Except when done through anime it is not. I bet you don't even have a waifu then.

>>116781334
Such a cozy show. Time to re-watch when winter falls upon us

>>116771499
Oh, for fuck's sake, does this shit even happens nowadays?

>>116782110
blue-hair was from the very get-go meant to be a tragic heroine. It's romance, it's a common trope.

>>116782128
I remember having a huge crush on Rei Ayanami back when I watched Evangelion in elementary and middle school. I don't know what happened that it didn't evolve into waifu-ism

>>116782190
Yes. Japan only has a 23% approval rating of gay marriage (US as 54% -- which is still low).

So if you were actually a cute 2D lesbian in Japan, everyone in your high school would make fun of you and your girlfriend for eating lunch together and holding hands.

It would be miserable.

>>116781955
You don't start from the beginning with SonoHana, you choose a couple and go from there.
http://petalsgarden.axypb.net/where-should-i-start-with-a-kiss-for-the-petals/

>>116782292
Might happen in school, but Japan isn't as big on gaybashing and other such shit in daily life.
They would just be avoided like the plague.

>>116782143
If I have a thing for winter clothing, how much will that show pander to my preferences?

>>116782292
But it'll all be ok when you're alone with her right?

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>>116782337
Sorry to hear your dick isn't lusted after >>116782377
There are like 3-4 episodes I think where they visit their parent's house during winter break and they are in their winter outfits quite a lot during that time
Now that I think about it, a majority of the show they are in winter time

>>116782444
I want to have more of this. Too bad they didn't make too much money with it, being a webstream

>>116782444
I'll give it a shot then

>aspect ratio.jpg

>>116782539
>>116782543
It's great for being a short sweet series. I even bought the GSC scales they had of the two.
I'm not too upset there wasn't more, but after it's over you definitely want more of it

>>116782439

I suppose.

But do you really want to be a cute 2D lesbian with a cute 2D lesbian girlfriend who everyone else bullies and you can only find peace when your no one is around?

>>116782595
The ending was especially nice. Even though they didn't show it, I was literally jumping out of my chair when I saw that

>>116782656
It could be worse.

You could be a 2D lesbian without girlfriend. You would be delegated to comedic relief via molestation and probably get violently rebuffed by your target.

>>116775089
Hold up there, boyo. Easy on the buzzwords.

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>>116782684
this?

>>116783432
Exactly

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>yuri couple
>1 girl 1 "prince"

this is truly the worst trope.

>>116783436
but wixoss has aki-licky

>>116775523
>we
Nigga learn to speak for yourself. Yuri was always one of the most popular fetishes on this board. You being a faggot or new doesn't mean that everyone else should dislike it.

>>116783436
ST was great

>>116783479
>worst
>Not best

>>116781955
you play from Nanami's perspective so you are the one doing the urinating

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>>116783479
It's fine, as long as it isn't always that way

>>116783654
Why?

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>>116783436
Sounds accurate. That's why I'll watch old yuri and read current yuri.

>>116783654
I can agree with that, I guess.

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>>116783479
Perhaps you could reconsider your position.

>>116783479
I love reverse traps so I don't mind.

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>>116783479

I know. I rarely get two girls both wearing wedding dresses. But when I do it is lovely.

>>116784003

girls can't marry other girls married in japan.

>>116784072
>girls can't marry other girls married in japan
Well, yeah, that's bigamy.

Fortunately our two heroines are(or were) single.

>>116784003
Man I wanted to see some scenes of the other girl, but all we got was a kiss and nip-slip

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>>116781955
>strawberry panic it's shit

Go cry some more, Tamao.

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>>116783838
It's not really a reverse trap if she's wearing female variants of male clothes that are extremely form-fitting.

>>116784072

Hence why foreigners being crazy. They are in French Polynesia.

>>116784195

Strawberry Panic was shit and you know it.

I don't even know where to begin with fixing that show.

>>116784003
That's by Peach Pulsar, right? His/her stuff is really cute.

>>116784264

It is.

>>116784195
It was shit though, it is the epitome of yuri cliches. That's also what makes it interesting enough, though.
I'm more sore about pink haired bitch going for princedyke

>>116784389
Tamao should've just stick a flute in pink vagina

Okay /a/. Let's try to make a quality yuri thread. Answer the following questions:

1. What is the best yuri anime/manga for you?
2. Why is it not shit?
3. Which couple should be the flagship couple of yuri?
4. Yurifags are ______.
5. Is Madoka gay for Homura?

>/a/ complains a lot of yuri stories suck
>no one ever tries to write a yuri LN / manga / whatever that's better than Japan's

>>116784478
>1. What is the best yuri anime/manga for you?
Stuck between candy boy and simoun
>2. Why is it not shit?
Candy boy is short and sweet, not much to hate. Simoun has some of the best characters I've ever seen along with an interesting world and an extreme amount of themes and just a great coming of age experience
>3. Which couple should be the flagship couple of yuri?
Neutral
>4. Yurifags are ______.
Neutral
>5. Is Madoka gay for Homura?
Neutral

Jesus fucking Christ.
I hate all of you.
The last WA2 thread is a perfect example of why.

Stop breathing the same air I breathe and fuck off to your board you fucking degenerates.

>>116784655
no

>>116784478
>1. What is the best yuri anime/manga for you?
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/lonely_wolf_lonely_sheep
or
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/legally_married_yuri_couple_book_1 and its sequal
>2. Why is it not shit?
Both are fluffy as fuck, except first one is somewhat dramatic. Leaning more on second one
>3. Which couple should be the flagship couple of yuri?
Hell if I know. HomuxMado probably has the most doujins so I guess them.
>4. Yurifags are ______.
Don't give a fuck about this.
>5. Is Madoka gay for Homura?
Don't give a fuck about this either.

>>116784478

>1. What is the best yuri anime/manga for you?

It is not really a yuri piece but my waifu is from Madoka and I self-insert into Madoka and go full yuri fantasy between Madoka and Homura.

>2. Why is it not shit?

But it is. At least according to /a/.

>3. Which couple should be the flagship couple of yuri?

Hmmm. Not sure. Not Madoka and Homura though as they could easily be straight as hell based on your point of view. Any Sono Hanabara girls could suffice.

>4. Yurifags are ______.

Generally alright. Anti-yurifags cause more issues then anything. Some people need to unscrew their yurigoggles though and stop talking like their views are the one true view.

>5. Is Madoka gay for Homura?

Hard to say. If I was Madoka I would be. And I really want to be Madoka. So my perception is skewed.

>>116784478
Yuru Yuri/Hoshikawa Ginza District 4
Even though it lacks of romance it still great from any point of view/Because it character interactions are just plain perfect.
Fate and Nanoha, despite whatever status they may hold.
Faggots
I doubt she has hots for anything could easily be turned into homuras bitch

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>>116784208
Well, often the prince archetype manifests in more androgynous girls.

>>116784992
>WIXOSS
>Yuri
I'm convinced the only people who say this don't actually watch the show.

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>>116785094

>>116785055
Pic not related? Because fate got tits.

>>116785055
Girly girl x girly girl is objectively superior.

A close second is tomboy x tomboy, but I'm not sure if there even is such a thing.

>>116785094
>>116785143
Also, I haven't read it, because I can't find any scans, but Re/verse seems pretty fucking gay, even though that's just a manga.

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>>116785156
Sure, lemme just dig around and try to find the most butch Korean lithograph lesbo

>>116785215
>tomboy x tomboy

Dual tomboy is shit because it might as well be futa at that point.

It's almost as bad as age-gap yuri.

>>116785277
Ok, that works. She flew stealth under my gendar

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>>116785297
>age-gap yuri
>bad
Dem's fighting words.

>>116785215
>objectively
That's just your opinion

>>116785297
>equates futaxfuta to age-gap yuri
seriously?

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>>116785215
The only one I can think of is Akane and Nao, but while it's cute there is nothing in the actual show to justify it.

>>116785451

If you're implying Mami rapes that 10 year old girl every night you are mistaken.

Mami is not like that.

>>116785094
Akira is preety gay for Ulith, Also Iona has some unhealthy obsession over Ruuko don't know what you consider by this but the majority of people would consider her a lesbian

>>116785481
She can still be gay without raping.

>>116785481

>rape

Listen Nagisa will be all for it. Not only that Mami probably buys cheese and puts it on creative places on her body.

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>>116785481
>rape

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>>116785215
>tomboy x tomboy
Pic related.

>>116785651
i'm not sure i'd call them tomboys. They're not very boyish. They're just not super-girly either.

>>116771276
Why would you share a lollipop like that?

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>>116785610
These things have been getting awfully racy, haven't they? Like that one where Madoka's leglocking Devil Homura to her.

Also is this the one with the edited bulge or not? I can never tell anymore.

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Imagine how glorious actual yuri would be if it didn't try to pander to males.

Yuri and Yaoi are equally pure.

>>116785730
Why wouldn't you?

>>116785802
no too different from nanoha official art.

Yurifags always say yuri is 'purer' than heterosexual romances but they never say why it's any 'purer'.

If anything, 1 man and 1 woman is the height of purity as it is the epitome of romance.

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>>116785881
Racy in the context of Madoka's promo arts.

Looking at Nanoha's stuff you'd be hardpressed to convince someone unfamiliar with the series it wasn't just a show about girls wearing revealing outfits and going to the beach or taking baths.

You do get the rare wholesome bit of material though.

>>116785808
what is male pandering

>>116785939
The "purest form of love" joke got started because the lily flower, which represents purity, is used as a symbolism to girls' love. I can't believe not even hetfags know this.

>>116785939
I will try to explain.

Yaoi = man's cock "violating" another man's anus, it almost feels "violent"

Hetero = man's cock thrusting into a vagina, this feels almost as "violent" as yaoi

Yuri = two vaginas, nothing is being violated, in fact two vaginas rubbing together almost feels like a "kiss"

Hence, pure.

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>>116785729
Mibiki is manly, not boyish. She just so happens to be cute at the same time.

>>116786108
what if it's a womans cock

>>116785966
The good thing is that they are actually not, the bad thing is that yuri magazines want to pander to them too so they have more sales, killing completely true yuri series with moeshit subtext bullshit.

>>116786017
Cute girls doing cute things with no dicks around disguised as yuri.

>>116786127
Not exactly a good example though, she was trying to "man up" during that montage after all.

Daily reminder CITRUS is, for some reason, getting an anime adaptation.

>>116786286
It is not, it's getting a PV to promote the manga, dumbfuck.

/u/ is cancer.

>>116780769
>Put a dick on a girl.
Literally or figuratively?

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>>116785297
>Taking shit about age-gap yuri.
>Not loving /ll/

>>116786483
yes

>>116786411
Citrus is already the most popular running CYH manga, an anime adaptation would depends on how long the manga is actually going to be. If it ends before getting an anime adaptation, you can forget about it because it will never get one.

Fuck, i was late again but I hope this thread have some good news.

This sure won't have!
>Sakura trick is not yuri
>yuri is about [things i like]
>[things I don't like] aren't yuri
>My over-rated drama is actually yuri
>/u/ delusions again.

>>116786177
well Yuru Yuri is one of my favorite anime and it fits your criteria, guess this pandering you are talking about is actually a good thing

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>>116786658
I did. And they followed me back.

>>116786658

I don't know if I really want another Sona Hana OVA given that the first one was so bad.

I could not fap at all.

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>>116786177
Thing that kills me is like, yeah, I like stuff like Yuru Yuri, and have a decent amount of tolerance for your seasonal cute girls doing whatever.

But, Kannazuki no Miko, a bunch of the other series they had in Yuri Hime S. That wasn't just cute girls blushing in each other's general direction. They had fight scenes, violence, lives were at risk, and also there were lesbians.

Look at the series that got yurifags throwing their creative weight behind it. Stuff like Mai-Hime, Nanoha, Madoka. Were the male yuri fans downplaying the gay at all? Fuck no, they rallied.

Man cannot dine on high school drama and moe alone.

>>116786608
See, this is what I'm talking about. Male yurifags won't read/watch anything else isn't yuri smut or shows with all-female cast doing nothing particularly yuri. Real yuri romance is dying in favor of CGDCT because the market wants to attract more male readers. The reason /u/ hates Citrus so much is because they can't stand a male was relevant for 2 chapters, they can't stand Mei being not pure anymore. Female readers don't mind this, they worry more about the relationship between the girls than the relationship between the girl and the male, plus having male characters in yuri appeals to realism, thing female readers like. This is why Citrus has been really popular among the Yuri Hime female readers while males keep eating their Yuru Yuri shit.

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>>116786801
I think they follow everyone back. It's just that twitter has a follow limit per day and they haven't come to follow everyone yet.

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>>116784478
>1. What is the best yuri anime/manga for you?
Some faggots have already tell you about manga so I'm gonna say anime.
Sakura trick

>2. Why is it not shit?
Because of reasons: yuri and comedy.
You see, in general yuri mangas put kisses in a high pedestal and give it the meaning of true love and finish the show with it but instead sakura trick does the reversal trick :^) , it goes from kisses and passion to the idea of love trough the passage of funnyland.
It could be 2deep4/u/ tho. totally rocommendable.

>3. Which couple should be the flagship couple of yuri?
The official ones.

>4. Yurifags are ______.
/u/fags are dramaqueens
/a/ yuri lovers are faggots
I won't say where I come from.

>5. Is Madoka gay for Homura?
Yes but only in the movie.

>>116784478
1. Girl Friends. ANIME FUCKING WHEN?
2. I liked the characters and the fact they actually have sex and end up together
3. It seems like the modern one is Madoka/Homura, as questionable as that one may be
4. forever alone
5. This is a tough one. Homura is hard, hard gay for Madoka, but its a toss-up as to whether she would return those feelings.

>>116786801
Same here, I don't really use my twitter, but it made me feel warm inside.

>>116785949
>Miku is a dyke slut. She was munching Chris' carpet when she was out cold. She even forgot to put her panties back on, that's why she blushed so hard when Chris got up.
You motherfucker. Those are fighting words.

>>116786942
Nanoha and Madoka are still in subtext territory, including most stuff that was published in Yuri Hime S.

>>116787000
Yeah, I understood that they're following everyone back, it was just really nice of them to do that. Made me feel fuzzy and warm.

>>116787075
But can you really call Girl Friends a yuri manga?

I mean, if both girls have boyfriends, and the both fuck their boyfriends (one during a festival and another while drunk), is it really yuri or are the girls just bisexual?

I only like yuri when it's with loli. Rate my taste /u/.

>>116786108
>penis = violation
My sister!
I'm proud of this femisister here.

>>116787174
How many of these ritualistic pastas do we even have now

>>116787174
>I mean, if both girls have boyfriends, and the both fuck their boyfriends (one during a festival and another while drunk), is it really yuri or are the girls just bisexual?
What? Neither of them fucked the dudes. What are you talking about?

>>116787224

we're still missing "the purpose of life is to perpetuate the species... two girls can't reproduce."

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>>116787174
every time

>>116787205
THE GUN IS GOOD
THE PENIS IS EVIL

>>116787174
I don't think you know what yuri means, my friend.

>>116786956
why the hell do you assume everyone that likes cute girls doing cute things hates all other forms of yuri I even fucking liked Shitsurakuen just because you don't like a form of media doesn't mean it's shit

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>>116787174
>But can you really call Girl Friends a yuri manga?
>I mean, if both girls have boyfriends, and the both fuck their boyfriends (one during a festival and another while drunk), is it really yuri or are the girls just bisexual?

>>116787224
I miss "These X threads need to stop...purpose of life etc." and "No one wants to watch 12 episodes of girls making out."

The essence of good parody is that it first has to be a good example of what you're parodying, and then there's just enough for a punchline.

These days all we've got is moronic belligerent spam.

>>116787174
what the hell did you read

>>116787452

Is Mana gay?

>>116787486
Don't know but everyone sure is gay for her.

>>116787306
Popularity and demographics don't lie. You're an exception? Congratulations in being one. Doesn't changes that most of your kind is only willing to read the genres I mentioned above.

>>116787486
I don't think its possible for a woman to be that much of a pussy magnet and NOT be gay.

>>116787706
Took Yurika a while to come around though.

>>116787706
Technically Yurika before she realizes her true love.

>>116787741
The denial was too strong. How many women do you have to fuck before you have to admit you like fucking women?

>>116787741
Yurika from Aikatsu?

>>116787706

That doesn't matter.

If Mana is straight then she's straight.

Think about it like this: if you were straight and in Mana's position would you still have sex with other Cures? Obviously not.

>>116787872
>if you were straight and in Mana's position would you still have sex with other Cures
Wait, but for me to be straight would be to have sex with the other cures, even if I was suddenly now a woman.

...right?

>>116787872
I dunno, that one with the blue hair is pretty tempting.

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>>116787819
>not knowing your Empress

>>116787306
>Shitsurakuen
SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

Holy shit it is like last handful of chapters were written by a completely different author.

>>116785808
Are girls who enjoy yuri lesbians themselves, or is it some strange form of female sexuality thing that lets them enjoy it without being gay?

>>116787992
That's like asking if it's gay to watch traps.

The answer is obvious: yes.

My favorite is when young lesbians get the D and become addicted to cock.

>>116787930
Does she become a lesbian in the raws?I mean the only reason she goes out with women is to take advantage of them from what I read

>>116787992
Women are very strange. They get off to the emotional aspect of it rather than the purely physical aspect, so they are a lot more flexible about things like gender (and species, according to certain studies) than men are.

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>>116771499
Fixed.

>>116787992
There's actually a pretty even distribution when it comes to sexuality in regards to the female yuri-reading population.

Of course, this is just assuming that the women sending in letters to yuri magazines, that are married housewives, with daughters, are heterosexuals.

Then again, midlife crisis lesbianism is a thing. I imagine the phenomenon doesn't not exist in Japan.

>>116787966
I actually liked the ending, I think that was what the autor was going for since the beggining but had to rush it, and childhood friend was my favorite anyway

>>116787992
>or is it some strange form of female sexuality thing that lets them enjoy it without being gay?
This is correct. Plenty of female yuri readers are heterosexual, and like yaoi too. You should not forget yuri was aimed at heterosexual women when it began.

>>116788190
>yuri (lesbian romance) is aimed at heterosexual woman

this is what yurifags actually believe.

>>116775459

EXCUSE ME, THEIR PREFERRED PRONOUN IS XE OR XIR, PLEASE GET IT RIGHT BEFORE I REPORT YOU FOR RAPE

>>116787992

I'm a gril and I don't consider mysel a lesbian but I love yuri.

>>116788257
Nope, it's actually a fact. Class S was also aimed at women, and it wasn't until the 90's, when lesbian magazines began serializations in Japan, where yuri aimed at lesbians was first made.

>>116787872
I just started this, didn't she say she would be fine with Rikka being her wife

>>116788328
Please explain what parts of it appeals to a "straight" woman.

I'm legitimately curious.

>>116788257
You say something, fag?>>116785966

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>>116787134
Madoka, yeah, but NanoFate has been canon for years.

>>116788360
The "forbidden love" aspect, the fact that is homosexual romance itself (most women LOVE both kinds of homo), it's innocent, cute and childish.

>>116788481
Is there any kind of sexual appeal to it, or do you just like the story?

>>116788636
There has never been a yuri manga/anime/LN/VN/whatever with a good story.

This is a fact.

>>116788082
>and species
What does this mean? Are women more into bestiality than men?

>>116788661
I liked Girlfriends. That was at least decent.

>>116788668
There was a study where it turned out women got turned on by bonobos fucking.

The men in the study, of course, did not.

>>116788636
Not really. I don't mind when the girls have sex at some point of the story, it's actually nice but I don't really like works that are just pure sexual. I would say I'm more for the romantic aspect of it than the sexual one.

>>116788661
Lonely yuri is fucking awesome

>>116788661
Some h-manga are nice.

http://exhentai.org/g/717717/42794db65a/

>>116788737
Women are fucking perverts. Why is this a stereotype of men, and not of women?

>>116788817
Because men are traditionally more open with their sexuality.

>>116788781
I just finished reading this today. Fucking cute.

>>116788360
On my part, I think I got bored of hetero couples. I've been watching anime forever and got bored with harem and straight romance so I started looking for other options. Yuri is surprisingly warm and it doesn't hurt that 2D are way better than disgusting butches in real life.

>>116788868
I already played it 2 times, next year I plan on playing it again it's the epitome of comfyness

>>116788893
>I got bored of hetero couples. I've been watching anime forever and got bored with harem and straight romance so I started looking for other options
Same story here. I still appreciate het romances though. But they have to be extremely good for me to not lose interest

>>116788893
>I've been watching anime forever and got bored with harem and straight romance so I started looking for other options.
The problem is that romance stories are so fucking BORING. There's a formula that they almost never diverge from. There's a lot of room for unique and interesting romances, but they are never explored in any detail whatsoever.

>it doesn't hurt that 2D are way better than disgusting butches in real life.
So even women acknowledge the truth that 2D>3D.

>>116788893
>>116788993
Don't lie, deep down you have the urge to make another cute girl happy.

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>>116788993
I honestly think it's natural progression. All these threads celebrating haremshit are made by newfags who have been watching anime no longer than 10 years. Sooner or later, they will bore too and move to yuri or yaoi or back to being a casual because of real life

>>116789160
;_;

>>116789160
We all do anon, we all do ;_;

>>116789073
>2D > 3D
Damn fucking right. 3D lesbians are disgusting.
>>116789160
>make another cute girl happy
M-maybe.

If an anime is about romance, it has to be yuri.

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>>116789347
>3D lesbians are disgusting
This is too true, fuck. Even non-murrikan lesbians are all manly and smelly. Why can't everyone be cute like anime girls.

>>116790040
I think you mean 3D as a whole rather than just lesbians.

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>>116790093
S-some 3D girls are cute, especially Japanese ones it's mostly lesbians who are ugly and trashy as heck.

>>116790192
By normalfag standards, there is an equal percentage of non-disgusting straight women as there are non-disgusting lesbians.

>>116790309
Doubtful. Heterosexual women are more feminine as a whole, meaning they put more effort in looking good by women standards, while a great percentage of lesbians are manly and dress and act like 16yo boys.

>>116790562
That's called a stereotype, and it's as inaccurate as saying that all fags are flaming fabulous. I know this is /a/ and all, but you need to get out more.

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Best pairing

>>116790663
Is it that hard to accept that homosexuality might be a biological condition that also affects behavior? Stereotypes exist for something, and when it comes to genders and sexuality they are a spot-on in a great part of the population. Heterosexual women tend to be more feminine, and homosexual women tend to be more masculine. I'm not saying masculine hetero women and feminine homo women don't exist, but they are barely common.

>>116790904
Make an estimate of what % of the lesbian population is ugly butch dykes. Now make an estimate of what % of the straight female population is ugly, fat, bitchy, smelly and otherwise unpleasant.

It's the same thing. Trying to get 3DPD is swimming through a sea of shit to find a piece of silver, and 2D is a goldmine.

>>116791025
>Make an estimate of what % of the lesbian population is ugly butch dykes
80%

>Now make an estimate of what % of the straight female population is ugly, fat, bitchy, smelly and otherwise unpleasant
Probably 50%, not every girl is western trash.

>and 2D is a goldmine
This is obviously out of question.

>>116782444
What show is this?

What are some yuri animus where the girls aren't a bunch of autistic shits? Sakura Trick is an example of what not to do.

>>116791300
I doubt you will find anime with non-autistic characters. Better go read yuri manga.

>>116791268
>50% of women are attractive
In ameristan alone isn't it like 30% obese by default? Not sure what standards you have but they seem to be clearly biased.

>>116791382
See
>not every girl is western trash
There are more non-westerns than westerns in the world, and non-western women tend to be a little bit better.

>>116771276
>yuri
>no penetration
I don't understand the allure honestly

>>116791455
You mentioned some Japanese girls are cute earlier, but there's no way in hell 50% of Japanese girls are attractive either. The majority of women aren't attractive, let alone not-bitchy and pleasant. Stop being so naive.

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>>116791488

>>116791268
You seems to be generalizing based in wrong stereotypes. Most of the girls I meet at the bar are at least solid 8/10, it's a fact that lesbians put more care to their appearance than straight girls, because other girls in general are more easily to notice any little thing in your image.

>>116791676
I've seen more cute or decent lesbian couples than I have masculine dykes. It happens but I think you notice the big butch ones more because they're also usually the kind of people who like beat the drum of 'gay pride' rather than keeping their relationships to themselves.

>>116791643
Now this I can get behind

>>116782656
>everyone else bullies and you can only find peace when your no one is around?
So, business as usual?

>>116782292
Not if I went to school at St Michael's.

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I'm late but I just wanted to post this.

I like yuri as much as the next weeb but remember to loosen those goggles and keep it in /u/.

>>116792326
Honestly, I haven't used my goggles in more than 5 years. I enjoy shows with subtext, but I don't go claiming everywhere they are gay until it becomes canon. I fucking hate the people that go saying "lmao this is so gay, look, they say they are best friends!" it's fucking annoying.

>>116792326
>don't talk about anime and manga on /a/
Okay chaggy.

>>116792326
Why shouldn't we post anime/manga related content on the anime/manga board?

>>116792431
To be fair lately they have done a lot more intimate stuff than just saying they're best friends.

>all this [deleted]
>all that samefag shitposting
Why yuri threads of all things on /a/?

>>116792598
Fuck off, furfag

>>116792879
Where did your life go so wrong that you have to dedicate yourself to shitposting a topic you don't like on an anime image board?

>>116793037
I think you mean to quote >>116792598

>>116793094
I don't understand why you're taking this so personally. I guess when you're a neckbeard with nothing else in his life besides naruto shipping, blogging on tumblr and the hot pockets your mom brings you every half hour then things like somebody liking yuri can irritate you, but you take it to a whole 'nother level, kid. I swear to god.

>>116793218
No, seriously, I think you meant to quote >>116792598

>>116793282
I think you meant to quote >>116793094

>>116793431
Wow, you are quite the rusemaster.

>>116793488
Nothin personnel kid.

>>116788111
I know what's outside the door. Not looking at it doesn't change that it's there.

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>>116791488
How about getting pounded by a girl with a dick?

>>116771276
>we
Fuck off projecting retard.
>>>/u/
Kill yourself.

>>116793685
Why are you so upset?

>>116793652
Well shit I was just gonna play this

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>>116794749

>>116794860
Riko a cute

>>116790309
Excuse me but I am a relatively normal to cute looking lesbian in denial who pretends to be a straight girl while talking to my friends about yuri.

>>116795032
Are you 2D?

>>116795104
If only. I would never win because my love interest is straight.

>>116795223
Then nobody cares faggot. No 2D no blog.

>>116795223
That can always be fixed, specially if your story doesn't involve drama.

>>116795223
forcing yourself onto your love interest always works in my Taiwanese cartoons.
You should try it, unless you're fat

Yuri is love

>>116795223
If chinese cartoons have taught me anything, it's that rape leads to love.

>>116791857
That and when you see a feminine lesbian, you'll usually think they're straight until they tell you otherwise. A pretty girl like her certainly can't be gay! It would be a waste.

>>116795371
Rape is bad, anon.

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>>116795032
>who pretends to be a straight girl while talking to my friends about yuri
And you really think your friends think you're straight? You're pretty delusional.

>>116795714
I thought straight girls like yuri?

>>116795714
At least I look straight.

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>>116795745
Yeah, like 40 years ago. Nobody makes yuri for straight girls anymore, the last one was Marimite. You better come out before you keep making a fool of yourself.

And this >>116795371 anon is right. If you want to win your girl you need to rape her.

>>116793652
Rondo Trio when?

>>116795466
Not if you do it until they like it.

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>>116795922
Why can't the girl win the other girl normally? Start out as friends, go through drama, overcome it, fall in love with each other, get married, have children, and grow old together? Is that too much to ask?

>>116796072
>Is that too much to ask?
Yes, because girls can't marry other girls. God forbids it.

>>116796072
Just skip the drama part.

>>116796129
Yuri is not yuri without drama.

>>116771276

Does anyone have ED symptoms from fapping too much over the years? Wish I could get super horny from seeing images like this again (let alone when I was 12-14). Gotta tune down the fapping I guess.

>>116796215
So true it hurts.