Is this semen demon really a high school student?
It only takes 0.5 seconds for me to cum inside your mother.
Masochist betamales need not apply
We are all cute girls here anon, you can let your lewd slut self show~
Don't get so worked up over fanart of best and perfect girl
The generals got fire but the threads didn't die because of that, they just started pretending not to be generals. No mod problems after this.
They were just not as obvious but continued for another month or two before our circle jerking squad decided to call it quits because we were burned out and had nothing to talk about anymore.
>Perhaps the general-ing got out of hand
This basically. There was a bit of mod harassment, but I think int he end the same half dozen folks that were keeping those threads alive just lost interest and let them die.
You might see one crop up every now and again, but there's really not much to talk about until the movie, so there's not much point outside of the same tired waifu circlejerks we've been having for the better part of a year.
They kind of got out of hand pretty much the threads were about "I want to fuck nico " or whatever and also because
"All the threads were quickly turning into the same regurgitated neverending circlejerk around the same time that the mods killed the back-to-back generals, so people stopped checking in and/or migrated the the SIF threads on /vg/.
It's sad, but it would have happened eventually anyway. We'll just have to hope for a renaissance when the movie comes out.
completed Snow Halation never"
Wait for some actual news, I love maki but and worshipping her but, you know. Check the /vg/ thread, they always have a reason to be up
You know you liked the jerking.
Purple looks like a teenage mom, and blonde only looks older because she's a foreigner with a normal height and body proportions set up alongside a bunch of pygmy asians with the bodies of prepubescent boys.
Yes I did.
I'm also the guy who always kept telling the bumpers to let it rest in peace
Now I only come here for posting my stupid Honoka picture for old times sake and explaining stuff like why the threads stopped.
Printemps just released a song, the new concert part preview is up on lantis channel and yet no one here is talking about it, no need to try for a good thread for once like this either.
Maybe they like them smaller n tighter anon.
I thought I was the only one who felt that way
Also to add to the idea if the girls covered the mv
>Maki Hacking into the safe
>Umi sneaking in with delicous hot pants
>Kotori failing to use sleeping gas
>Nico with Whip
>Nozomi slipping through the lasers despite her huge boobs
>Rin climbing up and sneaking around
>Eli making sure coast is clear
Honker and Hanayo MIA because neither can pull this off
I may be one of the biggest circle jerkers but I also loved contributing and discussing stuff.
And somehow I can't really look forward to the movie either. I don't want to get spoilered by anons who can watch the movie in japan and still haven't really found a conclusion if I'm happy with the movie either.
I still think LL should have ended then and there but also think the movie continuation was a good call. I just hope I'll come to like the idea by the time the movie is out. Worked with K-On! at least.
I just can't see the threads coming to live and fun again even with the movie.
Honokami can do anything. If she wants to.
Hanayo will feed the guards rice and
breastsas a distraction.
I haven't looked for lewd raibu pictures in ages.
Since Maki is only good for lewd I guess that's okay but it would soon get boring if other raibus weren't involved.
Those sound like fighting words, but whatever let's just wait and see if the movie will rekindle the love. Though you'll post either way
I usually don't like picking fights especially in love live threads but
>what more could we ask for?
deserved a rebutal of some sort.
I will steer clear of LL threads a week or more before the movie comes so I won't read spoilers made by stupid excited anons.
Defnitely the sexiest Live. Currently my phone wallpaper.
Japan will never make a cuter idol than Maki.
It can't be done.
Her delicious half-flatness is nice and so are her hips. Many of the raibus work way better with the for idols normal clothes and hair fetishism.
Nozomi's hips aren't even that big.
would lick maki's stomach clean, and then some
Why is she so perfect? it should be illegal being able to do all this things to my heart with just looking at her.
Looks better on her than in Honoka herself.
maki is the village bicycle of the group
every girl has had a ride on her
Which raibu would make the best wife and mommy? I can see Maki being a pretty decent mommy, but she's too tsun to openly show affection and would probably stunt her children's emotional growth.
But she knows how to cook and how to
clean a chimney
But sh'es not too tsun, shy maybe like in pick related, but having kids would be a completely different experience.
I give Nico 3 months top.
Once she graduates from highschool she will still continue doing her idol training, for which she would neglect studying for college entrance exams. Being a ronin, she would still press on her idol dreams. But soloing in the idol business is a sore and hard endeavor. Even small time production agency will rarely call her. In the meantime, with a rather shaky economic situation at home, she will be forced to take oddjobs advertising sales outside local supermarkets, dressed in her Love Live outfits, that Kotori let her keep, while holding marker-written signs promoting grocery sales. Signs big enough to cover her face when she sees her former kouhai approaching her current workplace. But grocery sales are not enough to make ends meet. Raising three little sibling costs money.
This is how you build the best family for children.
Read the November UR story, it's a matter of what do you think is more canon, or if Maki didn't feel like doing anything in that competence.
While hiding from her former classmates inside a store, Nico will bump into a magazine stand, an 18+ magazine will fall down and eeriely fall open on an advertisement that reads: "FEEL YOUR TALENT IS NOT RECOGNIZED? WANNA BE A STAR QUICK? GIVE US A CALL! NOW HIRING NEW GIRLS! NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED." Nico, desperate, rips out the ad and tucks it into her pocket. Eagerly awaiting for her shift to end, she decides to give it a try. Once the night starts fallling, Nico, now wearing her regular clothes with her classic incognito accesories, goes to the address listed. She arrives to a rather shady alley with dim street lights. She admits to herself to be rather nervous about the whole situation, but the reminder that the rent payment is around next weeks makes her press forward.
She knocks the door and after a few moments a rather bulky man answers her call and lets her in. The office that the ad indicated is rather small: A desk, a fan, some half-eaten instant ramen pushed aside, and a sole man sitting across a desk, wiearing a white tuxedo and black shades. Upon seeing Nico by the doorway, the man smiles, showing a shinny gold premolar.
The gold-toothed man welcomes Nico into his offices and begins delivering a rather rehearsed explanation about what his agency is about. Not listening much of what he says, Nico reaches for her tote bag and produces a raher numerous amount of burned CDs - all of her performances during her highschool years, along with the songs of her now dissolved mythical school idol group. The man is rather perplexed for he didn't expect a new girl to be prepared beforehand. He grabs a CD from the pile and inserts it into his laptop. They watch together a couple of the perfomances. "Perfect!, I think having an experienced former idol would be a great novel addition to our business. Say, will you sing in a bathing suit?"
Yeah, she's from Melbourne.
God damn that guitar is doing things to my dick.
Why is this thread still up
"W-w-w-w-what!!," says Nico with a tomato-.red blush. "There is no way I can do that!"
"Really? This ain't your kiddie school idol performances. We cater to paying adult customers and the performance stakes are higher. If you feel you are not up to-"
"FINE. I'LL DO IT. Just tell me where to sign," says Nico, not knowing when another opportunity might come up, and hastily signs the thick xeroxed contract form the shady man put on the table.
"Good! We will begin shooting Friday night. You can sing whatever you want. See ya!"
Nico hastily leaves he office, happy for having her first contract but rather nervous for having to use a swimsuit with her rather precarious anatomy.
"That was a rather quick contract, right boss?," the bulky man says to his superior.
"Indeed. Normally I have to carefully sweet talk to make them bite, but she can straight to the hook." the tuxedo man says while flipping the pages of her newly signed contract, especially the underlined and bold parragraph that reads:
AGREES TO PERFORM THE AFOREMENTIONED SEXUAL ACTS WITH THE PARTERNS CHOOSEN BY THE FIRST PARTY"
This is too much detail. You don't need sentences like
>Eagerly awaiting for her shift to end, she decides to give it a try.
>... and begins delivering a rather rehearsed explanation about what his agency is about. Not listening much of what he says, Nico reaches for her tote bag...
Keep it terse and get to the suffering.
This is the last I have. Hope we archived soon
The day of the shooting, Nico arrives to shooting site, which was located on a back room deeper into the building where she met with her new producer. She expected some big equipment already proped on stage, but fond a white-greyish mat, some reflectors and the fat guy that greted her before holding a portable camera.
"Boss says to got get changed. Your 'suit is in the bathroom." A few minutes later, Nico comes out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe. While doing her vocal practices, she notices three more people entering the room. Despite all, she paid no attention. THIS could be her so-awaited debut!
Her producer arrives, greetes her and says "Lets get shooting!"
Nico takes off her bathrobe revealign a rather riske two piece crimson bikini and positions herself in front of the camera and begins singing one of her own songs. While absorbed in her own fantasy world, she doesn't notice that the other two men have already undressed down to their underwear.
Nico signs to her heart's content, believing a new world is finally opening to her. The suddenly she feels pudgy hands grazing her breasts and hips. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" At her surprise, she is seized and grabbed by behind a naked middle-aged balding obese man. "THIS? This is what you signed for, kiddo. Gotta read the BOLD print before." As Nico's rage begins to swell, a warty hand smothers her cries as the other man, a rather skinny one, begins pulling down her bikini bottom. Nico realizes what she has gotten into, but she cannot free herself from the deathgrip that holds her. Knowing what is about to happen to her, she helplessly flails her body, but a hard backhand slap stifles her fight. Tears run down her bruised cheek.
Her bikini bottom now around her knees, the thin man begins caressing Nico's labia majora with his index and ring fingers, while an intruding middle finger probes the depths of Nico's bright pink and yet virginal vagina, all the while he licks her slender and pearly while navel skin. The pudgy man holder her down, not wasting his time, licks and nimbles on Nico's nape while sniffing deeply Nico's scent.
The slender man's dextrous strokes begin to increase its pace, until Nico's honey erupts mixed with sweat and piss. Her legs grow weak with the intensity of the orgasm.
"Alright boys, lets beging the money shot."
Nico is raised on all fours and brought down to the rather musty mat. Her bikini top is finally removed uncovering two erect pinky nipples atop modest late-budding breasts. The bloated man positions himself in frot of Nico.
"Be sure to tape this well. This is the kind of shoot that can't be done twice."
Upon hearing his intructions, the man begins stroking his throbbing penis along Nico's vulva, his precum mixing with Nico's own lubricant and scarce pubic hair. Having achieved a diamond hard erection, the man is ready. His glans, positioned right at the entrance of Nico's sex, invades it in one quick thrust. Nico is violently woken up from her daze. Overwhelmed by fear, pain and pleasure. Her moans begin to flourish as the man begins his stabs with thin trails of blood decorating his coming and going shaft.
The temperature in the tiny room begins to climb as the pig-like man increases the rythm of his pace. Nico, her mind shattered, is drunk by the pleasure with her legs flapping around like a leaping toad.
UUGGGHHH!!! The man reaches his climax and begins dumping his thick cum inside Nico's once-pristine womb. As a knee-jerk reflect, Nico's locks him in place with her legs. Her eyes no longer holding the shine of stage.
The slender man, madly rubbing his dick while witnessing this event rushes into the scene and aim to Nico's face. She, to ovewhelmed to know what is going on, grabs his dick as a microphones and deliver's her signature NICO NICO NI as the dick explodes all over her mouth, cheeks and forehead.
After a few hours, Nico begins to unscramble her mind and finds herself on the shooting room with the lights off. Confused, she hastily covers herself with her hands and quickly stands up, only to slip on the puddle of semen and blood that had formed underneath her. After a few seconds, she rises again to find a lonely envelope sitting on a chair. Inside Nico finds the astounding sum of 500,000 yen along with a note: "Your regular wage will be around 300,000. Virgin bonus: 200,000. Shooting will be on Fridays. Next week will be with black guys. Make sure to check out our underground website for the finished edited version. That NICO NICO NI thing was cute. Make sure to do it again right before you get the load on your face!"
I listen to them ironically because my waifu composes them ironically as well.
Was anyone else drawn by the character designs surprised she was a first year and Nico was a third year?
>you will never smell nico's pink sweater
>you will never smell nico's sock after a long practice session
>you will never have long playful debates/arguments with nico
>you will never encourage nico to do her best before a show
>you will never congratulate her after a performance
>you will never be her one and only
why fucking live
Funny thing is that doctors rarely apply injections themselves. That what nurses are for.
But I sure love the screams of little girls when they see me approach with a syringe.