Why does Araragi have no male friends? A guy with no male friends

Araragi doesn't care about them if they dont have a vagina.

I don't have any male friends either.

>>116526638
Otaku pandering

>having friends

>A guy with no male friends is a huge red flag

For whom? And for what purpose?

you really can spot a monogatari shitposter than the actual regular people who knows their shit.

>>116526638
>hawaii shirt

>>116527078
He's saying people with no friends turn to communism and get shared equally by all the girls.

>>116527078
Red flags were used by pirates to symbolize the intent to massacre everybody.

>The [Jolly Roger] was probably intended as communication of the pirates' identity, which may have given target ships an opportunity to change their mind and surrender without a fight. For example in June 1720 when Bartholomew Roberts sailed into the harbour at Trepassey, Newfoundland with black flags flying, the crews of all 22 vessels in the harbour abandoned them in panic.[40] If a ship then decided to resist, the Jolly Roger was taken down and a red flag was flown, indicating that the pirates intended to take the ship by force and without mercy.

>>116526638
>A guy with no male friends is a huge red flag.
Not really.

He have oshino

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Broshino and Brozuru, what drugs are you on, OP?

Wasn't there something about Shuraragi being a bit of a friendless edgelord in junior high? Is it more that the only friends he really has he's gained in the series itself?

Kizu never, so damned if I know.

>>116526908
You probably have no friends at all.

Having only female friends is worse than having no friends.

>>116526638
oshino meme is his friend though

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>>116526638
He was a 2edgy4u loner in junior high, used to say that "having friends makes you a weak person."

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>>116527915
>You probably have no friends at all.
That wasn't the question!

>>116527915
Having friends takes too much effort.

>>116527915
I don't have time for friends. That backlog isn't going to watch itself you know.

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>>116527904
Araragi did have friends outside of the girls. He went with them to watch Kanbaru play once before he knew her.

>>116527078
Because a guy who only has female friends means that he is recognized by his male peers as incompatible with the ideal of masculinity.

Which means:

A) He is a faggot literally, as in literally a homosexual. Notice how faggots don't have many male friends. And also notice how they are generally insufferable to be around.

B) He's a faggot figuratively. If only women can relate to you and men can't, that means you fail to partake in any of the qualities that embody the ideal of man: namely strength, ambition, self-reliance, honor, etc.. If only women can empathize with you that means you embody too many womanly traits: sentimentality, dependence, cowardice, etc.

Also Oshino doesn't count because Oshino is an old geezer and as much of a nutjob as Araragi is.

>>116528335
>Acquaintences
Those aren't friends.

>>116528402
>Notice how faggots don't have many male friends. And also notice how they are generally insufferable to be around.
From what faggots I know, both these statements seem wrong.

>>116528492
Probably because you're a fag yourself and can't notice.

>>116528443
But they are people he obviously hung out with and went to games with. He's obviously not as loner as we're lead to believe.

I mean being all Fire Sister Justice back in middle school didn't do shit to make him friends but he wasn't a complete NEET

>>116528492
Are you a faggot?

>>116528592
>middle school
>NEET
You what?

This is why harems always strike me as inherently depressing. They fulfill the fantasy of a guy being a pussy magnet but completely forget about the other social aspect so that the whole situation comes off as not only unrealistic, but faintly creepy.

>>116528609
Not to my knowledge.

Reas Kizu its explained then. The tl;dr version is hes a self loathing, edgy, a deliquent, and purposely became an outsider after (or during, I forget) middleschool.

>>116526638
is this your first harem?

>>116528625
I couldn't think of a compatible word off the top of my head to the concept of a guy who actively shuns people and tries to be alone. Loner would have sufficed again but fuck it. What's done is done

>>116528682
Are you friends with these faggots?

>>116528780
>the concept of a guy who actively shuns people and tries to be alone.
>NEET
Look up the words you use. You seem to be awfully confused about the meanings of some.

>>116528639
In good harems the MC has a non-threatening bro, Rail Wars, Amagami SS, and Index do it pretty well.

>>116526638
Did you not see Hana? Araragi is a pretty huge faggot.

He's lucky he found some girl crazy enough to date him.

>>116528801
I don't have any friends any more.

Reas Kizu its explained then. The tl;dr version is hes a self loathing, edgy, a deliquent, and purposely became an outsider after (or during, I forget) middleschool.

Also incase you hadnt noticed, yes, hes a huge redflag.
>>116527915
>not liking to gossip with girls

>>116528831
I don't think I've ever seen a NEET that wasn't a complete loner. Even if I used it wrong, I corrected myself.

>>116528982
>I don't think I've ever seen a NEET that wasn't a complete loner.
I've seen lots. Being a NEET is sometimes only a temporary thing after getting laid off or finishing school.

>>116528982
Goku is a NEET

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>>116528896
Good man.

>>116526638
Oshino.

>>116528982
What is half the black population in America?
They have plenty of social life with their African American friends.

Maybe you just want him to be a faggot

>>116529048
Obviously I'm conflating the concepts of NEET and Hikkimori together which I probably shouldn't do since you've got a point.

>>116529052
Goku, not trained. Fuck off. Goku is mad trained, he's even in training when he's dead.

>>116529122
Yeah, nah. Again, I fused the concepts of NEET and Hikkimori together. Also I don't know enough about America to make a fair judgment call on that

>>116526638
Because Monogatari is about breaking the "guy fixes girl" harem standard.

>>116528896
>anymore
What happened?

>>116529290+>>116528592
>hikkikomori
>playing hero around the city
This is not getting better.

>>116526638
Why would a normal guy be friends with Araragi?

>Fucking weirdo chunni manlet moralfag
>Perverted siscon and lolicon
>Surrounded by crazy girls and/or freakish oddities
>Even though they're all hot, the girls won't care about you
>Drives a faggotmobile
>His parents are cops

Dude is a shit tier friend.

>>116529396
Nothing. I just stopped.

>>116529405

>'hey araragi, hook me up with kanbaru'
>'okay'
>kanbaru becomes your gf

>>116529402
But my point was that he's not as much of a loner as we're lead to believe. He had acquaintances and shit he went to games with and Fire Sistering around the city.

>>116529529
Hikkikomori does not mean loner.
It refers to a person who doesn't leave the house - ever.

>>116529405
Dude I'd befriend him.

>>116529516
Of all the girls you could have picked for that example, you picked the lesbian.

But no, he couldn't hook you up with any of the girls in his harem, because they're all either not human, already have boyfriends, or are not interested in relationships.

>>116529615
I'm sure many people on /a/ would.

Hence why I made sure to put "normal guy" in my post.

>>116529592
Yes and we were getting off point incredibly quickly. I shouldn't have used the word NEET over loner and as shown, my concept of NEET was closer to the concept of Hikkimori and I was corrected on both counts.
So now I'm taking it back to the original point that involves neither the word NEET or Hikkimori and stating that Araragi was not as much of a loner as we we're lead to believe.

>>116529444
Wasnt there any kind of pushback or anything? I'm nowhere near normalfag and have some pretty bad shit going on but most of my friends and acquiantances wouldn't leave me alone if I just severed connections.

>>116529783
I'm trying to avoid blogging here. I have a weakness to it. Please stop tempting me.

>>116529689
I'd just ask Araragi if he can steal Kanbaru's sweaty basketball jersey right after a lengthy hard practice, or steal her spats after one of her runs, so I can stuff my face in them and inhale her moisture.
If he's hesitant, I'll bribe him with glasses and tits porn mags.

>>116529849
I'm pretty sure if you told her you were Araragis friend, she's just hand her sweaty used clothes over.

She is a fellow pervert after all.

>>116529839
Do it faggot.

>>116529978
I want to lick her sweaty armpit

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>>116529849
Porn mags are redundant. In the Blu-ray version you can actually see better that his magazines are specific to each girl. So there's one for Senjougahara, one for student council presidents, etc

>>116529302
But "guy fixes girl" is exactly what's going on in Monogatari.

>>116530147
Except not. Araragi is trying to fix girls, but he just goes around being a self-righteous moralfag and making shit worse or buying time for the girls to deal with shit on their own.

>>116530147
C'mon man, Oshino taught you better than that. People can only help themselves. Except Nadeko but that's Kaiki's purview

>>116530248
In ther end they are fixed because of him so your post is full of shit.

>>116528402
What if you don't relate to anybody?

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Reminder that it was Sodachi's fault that Araragi decided to not have friends

Short answer: he was an antisocial faggot chunni before
Long answer: so you can jack off

>>116530332
>fixed because of him
You mean because of Kaiki and Oshino. Or there was never any problem in the first place.

>>116530332
Who did he fix? Specify

>>116526638
He always made it clear that he just had acquaintances but no actual friends.

>>116528639
Meh I'm good with it. He isn't forcing himself on the girls so nothing creepy.

>>116528913
Gossiping with girls was my favorite thing to do during high school.

He's so cute. Too bad he's a pedo.
That lowers his husbandability a lot.

>>116528112
im convinced this anon is secretly me

He's friends with Ougi right?

So what if I have only male friends?

>>116532913
Yes, because your only male friend being yourself is way better than having no male friends.

>>116532934
Slut please go away.

>>116532705
>Not being a loli

>>116532948
Nigga, are you insulting Ougi?
Ougi's pretty chill.
He's got sleeves that are too long.