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Let's talk about Kanbaru

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Let's talk about Kanbaru
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>>116216152
I want to fuck Kanbaru.
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>>116216197
Me too
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>>116216323
yo también
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>>116216371
me as well
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rapist murderous dike
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I want to put my penis in Kanbaru's butt and then just leave it there while she reads yaoi
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>>116216392
ich auch
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Please be nopan.
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I want to be kanbaru
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So Kanbaru is best girl or bestest girl?
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Her pubic hair is bushy.
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Monkey is shit, lets not.
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>>116216761
Hot.
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>>116216790
It's too late. It has begun
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This thread is terrible.
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>>116216881
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>>116216152
well start posting kanbaru belly. her belly is perfect.
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Am I doin it right?
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Let's talk about Shururagi
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Is it okay to like all of the Gataris? Even Snake made an interesting villain.
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>>116217094
People still think she is a full lesbian?
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>>116217140
Depends on what you mean by "like". Because I dislike Snake with a passion but I can still accept her overall arc was pretty good
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>>116217125
I think he has problems
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>>116217207
She is totally full lesbian. Araragi is obviously an underaged schoolgirl as my picture will show
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>>116217094
>>116217301
I want Monkey to pin me down and molest me
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>>116216152
>>116216734

The bestest. THE.
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>>116217140
Cat a shit, others are okay, monkey best.
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>>116217094
>you will never be raped by Kanbaru
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>>116217368
>Cat a shit
Why?
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>>116217368
I used to hate Cat but then I read Kizu and I like her now.
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>>116216152
Worst girl
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>>116217368
>Crab a shit, others are okay, monkey best.

Fixed it for you
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>>116217344
It's not rape if she yells "Araragi-senpai"

>>116217350
Hells yeah she's the bestest
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>>116217415
>>116217423
I don't even know, I just hate everything to do with her and wish I was enough of a faggot to just skip her episodes.
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>>116217507
You don't like big breasts?
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>>116217423
Kizu made me dislike cat, strongly.
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>>116217464
Crab is an acquired taste.
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>>116217530
Of course not
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>>116216152
What kind of name is Kanbaru? It doesn't flow like most other names.
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>>116217560
That's why.
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>>116217566
Kanbaru means "Plains of the Gods" and as we know that is just a euphemism for a god-like body

Also it allows the Ganbaru Suruga pun
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>>116216538
watashi mo
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>>116216152
She's slow as fuck.
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>>116217566
Yeah, it doesn't roll off the tongue the way Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade does.
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>>116217666
I'd plant my seed in the plains of the gods if you know what i mean.
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>>116217540
So she's so shit you have to force yourself to like her?
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>>116217672
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>>116217672
We all know he's best girl
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>>116217717
Y-you lost me
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>>116217801
Kanbaru is a pure Kouhai, Senjougahara said so and we have no reason to believe she was lying
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>>116217801

That bra radiates purity.
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>>116218096
She's full of purity obviously
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best bro that I would have casual sex with
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>>116216456
>>116216790
>>116217450

http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
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I agree. Lets talk about best girl.
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>>116218603
Why is she a Maoist?
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>>116216152
Surely you mean let's fap.
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You know your girl is best girl when she's even the best loli
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>>116216456
I want Kanbaru to rape me violently.
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>Create the most attractive sexual character ever
>Make her a full on dyke fujoshi.
Why is this allowed?
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>>116219034
This is the dream we all share.
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>You will never hug Kanbaru
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>>116219093
But Anon, she's not completely lesbian. Her molesting Araragi proves that if you want to get the Kanbaru Route you have to go onto the Senjougahara route and then select the "Take Kanbaru up on her offer" when it appears
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>>116219093
I'd say she is more bisexual with a strong preference for girls. I mean Araragi ends up driving a a fucking beetle so he can't be that alpha.
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>>116219123
It fucking hurts.
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>>116219123
>yfw you're not a blonde vampire loli so that Kanbaru will want to have you hug her
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I would be out of breath and run out of stamina in less than a minute if I tried to fuck Kanbaru.
I'd probably cum instantly within a few thrusts too.

My mind wants to fuck Kanbaru endlessly but my body can only last one minute.
Even if I started doing cardio I'd probably still prematurely ejaculate.
I'd probably ejaculate the moment she touched my penis.

How do I fix this problem?
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>>116219800
train yourself. do longer sessions rather than five minutes.
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>>116219142
>>116219220
I don't buy it, that's just wishful thinking. She's shown no sexual or romantic thoughts/actions towards Araragi. He's just a pervert friend.

She might be willing to suck Senjougaharas pussy juice off his dick though.
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>>116216152
She is a very nice girl. I'll be honored when she becomes my friend
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>>116220086
Lets put it this way. She offered her body to Araragi in trade for Senjougahara. She's obviously got no issues with doing anything regardless of her sexuality if it gets her the Senjougahara.
You can't be 100% lesbian if you're willing to suck dick to get that mad pussy game
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eye-brows really do make the best girls.
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Monkey would share a girl with you.
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>>116220528
I would share a girl with monkey
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>>116220528
You'll never know the feels of going out on the town to hunt for girls with Kanbaru and then getting pity-laid with Kanbaru because "At least one of us should be getting pussy"

Truly Kanbaru is the best bro
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>>116220208
I mean I'd suck a dick for a million bucks, that doesn't make me gay or even bi.

Her offering her body to a man in order to get a woman she loves doesn't really mean anything in regards to her sexuality. She's an attractive woman, it's a good bargaining chip.
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>>116220655
You can't get girls to share.
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>>116220767
Not gonna lie. Sucking dick for money makes you gay but for 1 million dollars, a lot of people would be that gay.

As to the other thing. It is a shame Araragi didn't at least flirt with the idea in his head so we could see what his projected idea for their relationship would have been
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>>116220837
I could if I wanted to, my mom says I am very handsome.
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I like her eyebrows.
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>>116221156
Perhaps you truly are.
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>>116221228
I like your eyebrows
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>>116216152
I prefer feminity over masculinity.
Kanbaru is awesome, but I'd pick a Nadeko any time over her.
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>>116221290
Thanks.
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>>116218861
Because Mao is best known for his erotic gay novels clearly
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>>116221387
>intentionally wanting crazy.

You fucked up anon.
And there is no one hooter than Kanbaru.
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>>116221475
>not wanting crazy
I do agree that Kanbaru is the sexiest though.
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>>116221475
>no on hooter
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>>116221475
I'm not going to argue about body type preferences and what is hotter, but Nadeko's body is just too feminine and soft for me to not crazily love it.
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>>116221639
>not wanting her hooters
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>>116221818
I'd hoot them all day.
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>>116221435
Boy Love is the purest form of agrarian socialism.
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>>116221771
There is more to femininity than pubescent girls anon.
Not hating on pubescent girls or anything but there are other things that are feminine out there.
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>>116217255
He's a siscon m8. It's the true path to happiness.
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>>116221863
She knows it.
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>>116220208
Kanbaru is a 5.
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>>116222082
You don't really see her around other guys enough to know, she might be even lower.
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>>116222168
Maybe she is a 3, or thinks she is a full lesbian because of her age.
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>>116221962
I like this picture but those hips seem a little too off model for me.
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>>116221913
I know. I'm not even looking at their physical development, just pointing out that Nadeko is the ultimately girly type of girl and it shows on her body, while Suruga is a tomboy, and that shows too.
Nothing against them, just said my preference.
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>>116218992
There's another one right? Please post it
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>>116222582
Not sure if it is from the same book or not.
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>>116222694
I'm talking about this you fruit
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>>116222935
When was she dressed up as the one to the left of loli kanbaru.
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>>116222258
Talk about maybes all you want, all I know is that she openly lusts after multiple girls during the course of the series and shows nothing that could be considered more than friendship towards Araragi.

That's a lesbian to me.
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>>116222935
I must have that book
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>>116223292
>and shows nothing that could be considered more than friendship towards Araragi.
You like yuri, Anon?
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Kanbaru offers you to lick her armpit sweat after a basketball match for money.

How much are you willing to pay?
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>>116223371
I was expecting her to pay me.
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>>116223371
Nothing, armpits are not my cup of tea.
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>Dyke basketball is kill
>Kanbaru will never have her dyke sporty girlfriend
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>>116223371
I'd be insulted that she thought I would have such a shit-tier fetish.
and then i'd lick them without her consent
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>>116223355
Sometimes, usually not.
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>>116223460
>kanbaru will never be your dyke sporty girlfriend
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>>116223546
Then i was just making assumptions, but she does show how much she likes Araragi.
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>>116217667
Moi aussi.
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Why doesn't Monkey date Karen?
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>>116223625
I'm pretty sure next to Senjougahara, he's her most respected and favorite person in the world.

I just don't see it being in a romantic/sexual way.

He's a respected senpai who she can tease and make perverted jokes with.
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>>116223776
Karen has a boyfriend
Karen is not a dyke
Wouldn't be surprised if Araragi told her not to

But since Karen is dumb as rocks, I'm sure Kanbaru molested her in the shower after they played basketball or something.
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>>116223779
May not me romantic, but it totally is sexual.
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>>116218342
I can't handle that little noise she makes. Too fucking cute
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>>116223861
be*
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>>116223872
How many times did you play that webm?
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>>116223861
There's not a single scene in the series where Kanbaru lusts after Araragi.
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>>116223913
Don't forget how clingy she was in their date, and the "rape" scene.
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>>116224214
Pretty sure Crab told her to be super chummy with Araragi and that "rape" scene was 100% played for laughs and not erotic in the slightest.
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>>116223004
I think during the credits in Hana?
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>>116223460
She couldn't slam with the best.
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>>116223908
Not enough.
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>>116223371
I'd carve my flesh off. A pound a per minute.
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>>116223854
>Karen has a boyfriend
>He doesn't know
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>Nice body
>Nice personality
>Is a bro
>Knows how to pick girls to share with you
Is Kanbaru the perfect girl?
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I don't like mono but she's best
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>>116226445
>Kanbaru will never walk into your room half naked and covered in sweat telling you that "it's your turn" with the girl she just violated.
It hurts to live sometimes.
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I want Kanbaru to rape me with her feminine penis.
http://exhentai.org/g/689699/4b46659f5e/
http://exhentai.org/g/670600/a86fb206aa/
http://exhentai.org/g/614442/78d63f76bb/
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>>116226577
Living with her must be the right way to live.
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>>116216152
Haven't seen anything of this series since Bakemonogatari. Has she been dicked straight yet?
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>>116226823
Actually, she is the one who dicked Araragi.
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>>116226823
No if anything she's even more gay by the time the series is over.
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>>116226853
>>116226856
How can she be best girl if she's a lesbo?
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What should I fap too tonight, Kanbaru scissoring with Bee and Snake or Kanbaru fucking Bee and Snake with her futa cock?
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>>116227105
I suggest both Anus
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>>116227105
Borg you pleb.
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>>116226823
Watch it faggot.
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>>116227102
You're not gonna fuck any of the girls anyway, her being a lesbian shouldn't even matter.
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>>116227197
but muh self insert
>these faggots dont self insert as the girl
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>>116226856
>>116227102

It's really all Ararararargi's fault for looking so god damn stupid in hana that he scared her gay again.
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>>116227359
>implying a manlet ever doesn't look stupid
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>>116218992
>Make a track jacket that quits halfway down
Smart.
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>>116227634
you seem to be projecting a bit there, anon
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>>116227634
No he looked really fucking bad in hana in comparison to how he used to. Gaen looked level headed in comparison.
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>>116218992
>Ponytail Kanabru
>Shirt only Kanabru
>No ponytail shirt only Kanbaru

Why must you be so cruel god?

>we will never have ponytail Kanbaru again.
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I just wanted her to hug my head while i licked her abs...
Or to use the monkey hand to turn her into a futa so she could cum inside me
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Kanbaru can jump off a cliff.

Post Shinobu.
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>>116228866
Oh look, the plebs girls of choice.
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>>116228866
She is a thousand year old weeb. There is really nothing that great about her.
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>>116228866
Post Kanbaru? Alrighty
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>>116228866
Why post bat when you can post monkey?
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More like post Crab.
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>>116229174
How much do you think she charges?
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>>116229174
Fantastic plan.

Hey Monkeyfags, you're waifu accepts Crab as best girl, why can't you?
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>>116229147
I think this guy gets it
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>>116229174
Posting crab.
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>>116229236
Kaiki accepts Monkey as best girl, why can't you?

Everyone knows Kaiki > Senjougahara
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>>116229236
>implying I don't think crab and monkey share best girl spot
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So why DO people find gahara to be the best?
Her personality?
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>>116229398
Fuck I was just thinking about how amazing the Valhalla Combo commentary was for the Suruga Monkey arc.

More commentary translation when?
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>>116229480
I liked her in the first season.
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>>116229537
Why'd you stop liking her in the second season? Was it because she lightened up?
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>>116229174
Am I doing it right?
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>>116229630
>BL books and basketballs not falling out of her skirt
YOU HAD ONE JOB.
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>>116229590
I guess so, i don't really know what changed.
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>>116229480
I find her interesting but I had to choose someone I could hang out with it would definitely be Suruga.
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>>116229480
Personality and banter.

Plus any girl that successfully confesses to a guy always gets extra points in my book.
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>>116229480
Her personality.
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>>116229735
Well for most people its the hair. They like long-haired Senjou and then when she cut it, they get put off.
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>>116229480
She would be the girl I'd marry if she were real.
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>>116229480
Not everything is about looks holy shit
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>>116223647
eu tb
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>>116229896
Not just i didn't like her much after the first season, i started to like Cat more.
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>>116229956
Ching Chong
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>>116230046
Hmm...now that's probably the most interesting thing in this thread that isn't Kanbaru.
I've never heard of someone go from Senjougahara to Hanekawa.
Explain that to me cause I'm actually interested in your reasoning
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>>116230147
Guess it's their characters that changed too much for me after the first season?
S1 Crab > S2 Crab
S1 Cat < S2 Cat
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>>116230147
I can see it since cat improved a lot in season 2.
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>>116230364

So you think Hanekawa's character growth was sufficient enough to displace Senjougahara? I know the only thing I can like about Hanekawa is her Tiger Stripes.

>>116230459
I can see it but Senjou and Hanekawa pretty much had the same development
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>>116229174
You have my interest.
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>>116229174
Sure
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This is now a Crab thread.
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>>116230985
alright
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I wonder what kind of things Monkey and Crab do when they hang out.
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>>116216197

Monkey cannot give monkey arm handjob any more. Why live?
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>>116231142
>Monkey ever giving a handjob
But she can no longer monkeyfist girls, and that truly is a shame.
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>all these low res crab images
Kanbaru is disappointed in you.
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>>116231381
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>>116231381
Kanbaru thread is over
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>>116219800
>>116219800
>>116219800
>>116219800
>>116219800

tasukete onegai
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>>116231243
Monkey is always ready to give Araragi a handjob, deepthroat him, and then some.
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>>116231945
Blatantly untrue.

She would never do any of those things.

Unless Crab ordered her to, but Araragi would probably never agree to it anyway.
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>>116232006
It`s time for you to lose your delusions.

Monkey is always ready to jump on that particular dick.
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>>116232059
Whatever helps you sleep at night anon, I'l post more Best Girl in the meantime.
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Hitagi End when?
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>>116232059
She's only comfortable being naked around him because she doesn't see him that way.
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>>116232330
>comfortable

Oh yeah.
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>>116232297
>Hitagi End
Uhh 2013?
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monkey > loli > vampire > ononoki > sisters > snake > crab > cat

there you go.
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>>116232297
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Look guys, as much as everyone would love to bang the sporty chick, as far as Kanbaru goes you're just deluding yourselves. She has said outright that she only goes for Araragi in order to sabotage his relationship with the real object of her affections, Senjougahara.
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>>116232113
please continue
>>116232416
>lists
go
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>>116232518
Don't ruin their delusions anon.
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>>116232518
>not reading between the lines

Anon, it`s bake for fucks sake.
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>>116232518
>implying anyone here cares.

Her blatant lesbianism does nothing to interfere with her status as best girl.
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>>116232698
Monogatari isn't nearly as deep as you think it is.
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>>116230846
Literally perfection.
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>>116232758
Nobody said anything about deep, anon.
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I find most Crabfags like Monkey and vice versa.
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I think this is the best thread to ask, so why didn't Maaya Sakamoto do OP for shinobu/kisshot?
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>>116232741
This. If we cared that Kanbaru was a lesbian then we wouldn't consider her best girl.
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>>116232904
She doesn`t do OPs.
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>>116232867
Yeah crab is fine. I don't get why some people put her at the bottom when it's pretty clear that place is reserved for snake.
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>>116232948
goddamnit.
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>>116232768
I'm aware.
>>116232867
I like Monkey, she's probably at least top 5 for me.
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>>116232904
Because of contracts/preference.

I don't think it's clear. She either does not want to sing in character or her contracts wont let her.
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>>116232981
Top 5 is pretty vague anon. Is she literally just number 5 and your list goes like

Crab > Bat > Snail > Cat > Monkey. For example
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>>116233006
That's a damn shame.
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>>116233053
That is why lists are cancer anon.
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>>116233053
She's probably 3 or 4, but "top 4" isn't a commonly referenced grouping
also >>116233101
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I want Crab to insult my worthless penis
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>>116233101
>>116233053
Any "top X" is degenerate marketing bullshit.
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I wonder what it was like the first time Crab met the Fire Sisters?
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when does the next season come out? some time around new year's correct?

>>116233274
I'd like her to do this to me
http://exhentai.org/g/628555/59a5a26a1d/
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>the best monogatari doujin still isn't translated

for what purpose
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>>116233101
Yeah but there's too much cancer everywhere. Waifu wars and overstated memes are probably worse to be honest.

>>116233230
Fair enough, I getcha.

>>116233278
I think I must be missing something. What does marketing have to do with people having a top 5?
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>>116233375
what is it
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>>116216152
>I'm not wearing any pants Senpai.
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>>116233279
I imagine it was pretty awkward what with their obsession with their onii chan and their probably fake boyfriends who happen to be exactly like him. It would be interesting to see her react to Karen since as much as I like her she is kinda fucking retarded.
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>>116233402
Whenever somebody tries to push any kind of toplist on you it`s nothing but a device to generate anxiety that you`re getting the best there is.
Works for huffpost as well.

Textbook stuff!
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>>116233274
I bet Araragi and Crab have an amazing sex life.
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>>116233422
Hitagi Vamps Kouhen
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>>116233482
>fake boyfriends

is that true?
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>>116233495
I learn something new everyday. I always just assumed people did tier lists because they want to find other people who have similar thought processes to them.

So like people who put Kanbaru first and Nadeko last can then mutually shit-talk Nadeko while talking about how good Kanbaru is.
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>>116233526
They were introduced in nise.

Where everything is fake.
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>>116233504
Not surprising, considering Araragi`s masochistic streak.

>>116233568
You don`t need lists to shittalk, anon.
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>>116233587
I don't remember this at all. I know they mentioned the had boyfriends at sometime, didn't know they were fake though.
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>>116233587
I wish more people would realize that.
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>>116233608
If you want to co-ordinate your shit-talking then you might.

Though I suppose if someone is shit enough then they'll get shit-talked by people independent of each-other.
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>>116233681
what do you mean everything in Nise is fake? I didn't really pay attention to anything in it other than the toothbrush scene
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>>116233455
Pants are for losers anon.
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>>116233681
>>116233673
There's not a single actual piece of evidence suggesting that they have fake boyfriends.

I mean I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, the hints are there but don't take it as fact.
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>>116233777
So are they real or not? Stop confusing the shit out of me.
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>>116233760
I would love this image if is wasn't for how bad the face is.
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God this show has the best character designs. Maybe I should rewatch. I never watched the sequels because I completely forgot the plot.
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>>116233587
Stop spouting bullcrap. Just because Nise had to do with fakes doesn't mean that every single shit was a lie, fake or whatever. The fire sluts mention their boyfriends in the later installments, too.
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>>116233777
If memory serves right, fakeness of those boyfriends was based off their traits copying Araragi.
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>>116233809
There's no conclusive proof either way.

But they said they have them, so I'd believe what the characters say over the ramblings of a random anon any day of the week.
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>>116233809
Yeah, the boyfriends are real. They tried to force Koyomi to meet them, but he kept refusing.
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>>116233809
they are real
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>>116233903
maybe they just want to make there brother jealous, because he has a girlfriend.
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>>116233681
They're most likely not fake, they found boyfriends that look like Araragi to make him jealous.
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>>116233853
There's not really an overarching plot, the stories are divided up into small 3-4 episode arcs.

Just enjoy the dialogue, fanservice and copious amounts of best girls.
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>>116233958
>fucking guys just to make onii-chan jealous

Slutty sluts are slutty.
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>>116233925
to make him uncomfortable that his little sisters were going to be with other guys. they know how to push his buttons and they did it
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>>116233969
Koyomi*
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>>116233504
This is their sex life
http://exhentai.org/g/404201/a430b267dd/
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>>116233969
I thought it was that they found boyfriends like Araragi because they love Araragi and they're just using these boyfriends as things to project on.

Though I could be completely wrong and I am 100% not attached in anyway to this interpretation
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>>116233958
They said they had boyfriends long before they knew about Crab.

There's a couple side stories about how much they freaked out when they found out he had a girlfriend.
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>>116234052
man I wish more of the LN was translated besides Snail-kun.
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>>116233279
I'm pretty sure that's a LN sidestory.
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this thread needs more monkey
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>>116226711
the fact that Valhallagatari exists is proof there's a god.
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>>116234028
Just telling him that they are dating would be enough. I doubt that they would forcefully convince him to meet the boyfriends if they actually didn't exist.
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Warning: lewd hand holding
http://donmai.us/posts/1786584?tags=kanbaru_suruga+araragi_koyomi
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>>116234180
Koyomi never met them did he? IIRC they just kept pestering him about meeting them and he kept declining.
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>>116234306
She needs to take care of that bush.
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>>116234306
I love that pic. It's really detailed, and pretty passionate.
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>>116233741
Well there is a faker selling fake talismans to schoolkids which attracts the attention of fake justice. He then escapes by casting a fake curse.

Meanwhile Araragi's sisters, one of which is fake, make up fake boyfriends because they get jealous. The faker then gets found by his fake ex and her boyfriend where they retell two fake versions of their past. Then the faker leaves but not before he sells information about the fake sister to a pursuer of fake righteousness and her fake child. They track down the fake sister but are stopped by a fake vampire and her fake human.

It would be quicker to say what wasn't fake.
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Did they fug?
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>>116234392
boy are you going to be mad when you have sex for the first time
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>>116234445
No.
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>>116234422
oh okay. I thought you meant it was literally all fake as in not real, not as in everything is just not what it seems
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>>116234422
>Fake righteousness

Bitch, Yozuru was the only real thing in that entire series. Just because she loves to hit immortal shit as one of the reasons for her justice, doesn't make her other reason less valuable.
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>>116234422
you wish nise was this thought out
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>>116234128
All you need do is post it anon.
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>>116234453
>/a/non
>having sex
lolok
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>>116234518
Stupid question.

Good question would be how many hundreds of times.
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>>116234453
I didn't say i don't like it.
>me
>sex
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>>116233867
Every part about Nise was that everything was fake.
>False imprisonment
>Hanekawa being falsely called Gahara's bully
>Kanbaru's being a fake pervert
>Fake sickness
>Fake Kaii
>Fake exorcist
>Fake sense of justice
>Fake hatred between Shinobu and Araragi
>Fake sister
>Araragi and Shinobu's conversation about immortals being falsely alive
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>>116234518
Karen is number three on my list of most fuckable Gataris. Behind Snake (for hatefucking purposes) and Monkey (who is a lesbian.)
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>>116234490
She is the embodiment of self-righteousness. She assumes that she is a better judge of how the phoenix effects it's own family when there is a member of the family in front of her telling her otherwise.
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>>116234623
Member of the immediate family might be mindfucked by said phoenix.

She was still a gigantic bitch, though.
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>>116234574
sorry for ebullying
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>>116234620
>not wanting to get dominated by crab
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>>116234623
You're ignoring her character development man. Araragi literally convinces her that she needs to sort her shit out and she does.

Also that was completely 100% Kaiki's fault she attacked Tsukihi.
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>>116234736
Cyberbullying is not real,.
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>>116234774
>fault

Plan, anon.
With Kaiki it`s always plan.
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>>116234733
But he wasn't and she herself said the phoenix isn't malicious or even aware of what it's doing. She was trying to destroy it simple because it was an aberration and she thought every aberration needs to be killed even when a person who is supposedly one of the most affected by the aberration asks her not to.
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>>116234761
Crab is number four as I do love me some femdom.

But I like Tomboys more, so Karen and Monkey are top tier.

And Snake just oozes pure sexual depravity, I want to do disgusting things to her.
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>>116234774
I'm not because I'm taking about how she starts out? And you don't know if she really changes, she tells Araragi that she will leave Tsukihi alone for now but doesn't say she will actually change what she believes.
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>>116234838
Bullshit, his plan was to get more money. He even says he feels bad in Hana
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I had a cosplayer girlfriend some years ago. She cosplayed as Kanbaru and I did as Araragi. Once we fucked while on character and I fucked her so hard she became hetero. Bitch only wanted me for my money. ;_;
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>>116234898
which tomboy is better?

I get the feeling that Kanbaru would be boasting about doing a bunch of kinky shit but then when you ask her for some of it she goes entirely quiet

I bet Karen is better in the sack anyways
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>>116234898
I can't disagree with this.

Why isn't there more Karenbaru art?
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i read that nisio made nise without much effort and it wasnt supposed to be published.
Are people in this thread just reaching or am I missing something?
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>>116234838
His plan was to recuperate the costs of the business that failed by taking it out of Tsukihi's ass

>>116234923
If you're only talking about Yozuru at the start. Fine, cool. She was a self-righteous bitch. That I agree with but once the fight at the cram school happens and Araragi convinces her that she's wrong and a fake can be realer than the real thing that's the moment when she realizes that Oshino and Kaiki actually had good points and from now on she's going to actually see if the fake is realer than the real thing
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>>116234973
>believing Kaiki`s sorries

It`s like you setting yourself up to be scammed anon.
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>>116235005
If you could actually get Monkey to agree to fuck you (goddamn lesbianism) she'd be the better lay as she's perverted as fuck and probably down for whatever.

Karen is dumb though, so she'd probably agree to whatever as well.

Both are in shape and toned so you can't go wrong.

>>116235020
>Why isn't there more Karenbaru art?
Damn shame, it's the OTP.
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>>116234306
>small dick
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>>116235005
Kanbaru would probably be meek at first, but once she gets used to sex, she'd become an animal.
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>>116235155
Dude. Karenbaru is the inferior ship. Gaeincest is best.
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>>116235155
All her perversion is to tease Araragi, and that`s it.
She`s a kitten when control is with someone else.
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>>116235078
>Believing Kaiki had a plan other than fuck the Araragi family for money.

Kaiki isn't all shit anon but he's still pretty shit.
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>>116235219
>japanese manlet.
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>>116235219
>implying you wouldn`t suck that dry
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>>116235219
Dudes like 4 feet tall give him a break.
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>>116235252
I don't want my Kanbafu mindbroken and hooked on peyote or whatever the hell it is Gean is smoking all the time.
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>>116235275
Like >>116235245 said, I bet once she had sex a few times her inner pervert would come out.

Unlike say, Senjougahara who seems to have no issue letting her lewdness take over right from the beginning.

>That scene in the car when she's whispering perverted things in Araragis ear
>That scene where she'd feeding him water while he's chained up

As a Hard M, Araragi hit the jackpot.
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>>116233844
She looks like Chaika
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>>116235605
I can see it.
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I'm going to print a high-res Monogatari picture for a poster in my dorm.

Which one should I print?

It has to be really subtle power level.
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>>116235693
>It has to be really subtle power level.
Fuck that, print one out of Shinobu in the bathtub
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>>116235528
That`s why I really want to see her conduct when she`s not in control.

I wonder if she did let Araragi do whatever after that "be gentle" thing.
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>>116235693
Toothbrush scene.
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>>116235693
did you really need to ask?
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>>116235693
Depends on who you're looking for. Do you have particular characters you want on the wall?
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>>116235693
Naked Shinobu, that way they will just think you are a pedophile instead of a weaboo faggot.
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>>116235693
>hiding your power level

Are you going to have people over? Do you want to be pretentious?
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>>116235693
idk if this one is subtle but it isn't quite obvious
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>>116235804
That's a solid idea. Have every one of those around your room and then have the [Scene is Missing] slide from the old tvrips on your door
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>>116235031
>without much effort
I believe that's not what he said about it, it's just that he wrote it completely for his own entertainment, not in order to publish it. As was the case for Bakemonogatari as well.
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>>116235884
This is captain planet level cringe.
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>>116234518
That's the most disgusting thing I've seen today. Asses are shit enough, fisheye lenses make them even shittier.
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>>116235952
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>>116235770
I really doubt she's ever not in control on the bedroom, Araragi is hardcore masochist. and she's a pretty extreme sadist.

She'd probably say shit like "You can fuck me as hard as you want for 5 minutes but you're not allowed to cum. If you do we won't have sex for a month."
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>>116235950
I bet you don't even run with your arms out like a cool ninja.
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>>116235693
This one is subtle.
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>>116235950
Why do yo u hate our planet anon?
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>>116236048
>/a/non
>running
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>>116236021
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>>116236122
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>>116235952
underage B& detected
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>>116233777
>It was revealed in the light novel that the reason she and Karen made up boyfriends was so that Koyomi would become jealous. They maee up boyfriends in Koyomi's image with Tsukihi's boyfriend being taller than her. She and Karen also thought that Koyomi's girlfriend was Tsubasa Hanekawa.

http://bakemonogatari.wikia.com/wiki/Tsukihi_Araragi
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>>116235952
Why can't you appreciate it? Can't you see the ass is fat?
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>>116235804
>paying $15 for black with nothing but few characters on it

>>116235809
Nothing in particular. The BD covers look good, but they are rather blatant.

It's a shame Vofan's art style looks like garbage, or there would be so much more good official art.

>>116235879
I don't want people to find out I find anime girls more attractive than real women.
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>>116236427
>wikia
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Kanbaru was cute when she was Kaiki pulled her up

She was so scared

I wish they had more screentime together
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>>116236456
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>>116235693
Kanji too much?
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>>116236556
Kanji is not hiding your power level. It is explaining how much of a fucking faggot you are you learned an entire language.
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>>116236481
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
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I really hate Tsukihi's opening and her stupid dance.
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>>116236722
platinum terrible opinion
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>>116236722
Sure thing.
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>>116235693
this was from the Kizu trailer for a split second
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>>116236722
platinummad.jpg
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reminder that even as thread goes on crab remains best
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>>116236773
>>116236788
>>116236823
>having shit taste
Nothing will ever top Staple Stable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP69zYnelKs
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>>116236722
Never has anyone been as wrong.
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>>116234996
hey man I want a Vita
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>>116236955
I see the entire thread jumping on one person for having shit taste.
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>>116236955
Staple Stable is good (Like most Monogatari OPs) but Platinum Disco is better.

Renai Circulation is best though.
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>>116237019
Will you cosplay for me?
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>>116216152
Chalk up one more reason to love Kanbaru: Her thigh gap is apparently a portal into a dark and wondrous nether realm.
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I want to grope Tsukihi
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw
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>>116236773
fucking lol
>>116236955
Platinum Disco is the best

But I don't disagree with any of Crab's OPs
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>>116237223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4
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>>116237283
thank you so much, this was one my fave OPs
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>>116236803
>Kizu
What's that? It sounds familiar
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>>116237283
>almost 1.8 million views
The fuck?
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>>116237094
I'll not bully you at worst and watch anime at best
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>>116237466
Are you cute?
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I would fuck one of you guys as kanbaru watched if that's what it took to give her sexual satisfation.
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>>116237440
a lot of people smoke weed apparently
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>>116237440
Meanwhile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwhjqdSPw5g only has ~323,000
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>>116237526
Some 69ing to arouse a lesbian then?
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>>116237579
I fucking love mashups
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>>116237511
the cutest
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>>116237709
on a scale of one to Moe how Moe?
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>>116237085
hello self
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>>116237760
moe moe
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>>116237878
nigga you moe
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>>116235884
You just need the greater than symbols there and it's perfect!
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>>116238009
no matter how you put that it's false

Monkey could never be worst and Snake could never be second best
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What's Kaiki's thing?
He sets up psuedo charms and curses that are technically fake but the people make it more real than it is or what
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>>116237233
Futakotome was kinda weak
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>>116238136
then they come to him to get rid of the charms or something. dudes a con artist. just in it for the money.
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>>116238148
Futakotome is a better Staple Stable though.
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>>116238127
Granted, Monkey is better than Snake. But otherwise that would be super accurate.
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>>116238240
>Crab that low
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>>116238240
Except that monkey is best.
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>>116238305
That's not low, she's directly above 5th best girl. And since we're talking about Monogatari girls here, that's pretty damn good.
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>>116238469
Crab a best though.
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>>116238520
Crab a average bordering meh
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>>116238573
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>>116238240
You aren't seriously suggesting that Phoenix > Bee, are you?
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>>116238623
Yup, dead serious. Senho is like a solid 5/10 tops
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Snake is a slut.
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>>116238650
You aren't seriously suggesting that it's not right, are you?
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>>116238687
>People will this shit of taste post on /a/
Well it explains a lot I guess.
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>>116238840
Yeah it is a shame people hold Senjougahara in such high regard. Glad we can agree on something
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>>116238886
It's easy to hold bet girl in high regard, you should try it.
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>>116238930
>bet girl

Which girl is the bet girl? On top of my head, I don't remember anyone being very involved with betting.
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>>116238930
But I do though.
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>>116239028
Crab is, because if you bet on her being best, you win every time.
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>>116239049
>Filename
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How did a monkey thread turn into crab hate?
That's not how it's supposed to be.
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>>116239308
It's totally not crab hate. It's just a difference of opinion. Now if this were a Nadeko Thread, then you'd be seeing some serious hate
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>>116230068
저도
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>>116239381
>Hating on Snake
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>>116239381
Snake knows not to show up in monkey threads.
Monkey is the one that crashes snake threads.
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>>116239381
Nadeko hate is justified. She's an unpure slut.
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>>116239308
I bet he's a batfag, they ruin Monogatari threads most often.
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>>116239515
dude, shy girls who turn into yanderes are my fetish and I STILL hate snake. maybe if there wasn't so much competition she wouldn't be at the bottom of the barrel
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Kanbaru is my fembro.
Might be occasional fuck buddy, but not my waifu. Fembro. I could go out to a bar and have a drink with this kid, shoot the shit, and look at other hot chicks.
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>>116239515
See >>116239541


>>116239533
Monkeys > Snakes. The entire Nadeko Snake arc proves this
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>>116239567
Batfags do seem more incompatible than most.
Except snakefags who are incompatible with everyone.
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Well, at least there's one thing we can all agree on.

Snake will always be pleb worst tier.
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>>116236456
>I don't want people to find out I find anime girls more attractive than real women.

This pitfall is a dark one. But it's easily done. I, for one, am ruined.
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>>116239746
Snake is a great character but if you think she has any qualities that can be described as best you've shit taste.
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>>116239881
Best at being worst-tier?
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>>116216152
Best bro, would share waifu with.
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>>116239953
Well I love to hate her so I guess?
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>>116240005
T