What's your waifu like when she's drunk, /a/?

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>>116122235
She's a lightweight, the one time she had some, she just started going on a rant before promptly passing out.

Well I've never seen her drunk and shes underage so I assume she'd be a right cunt. She'd make a show of her self, stumbling around the place in her heels, skirt in the air, then she 'd come up to me and become a gigantic bitch because she gets confidence from the booze and her bitchy friends who hate me are around. A big row would ensue and end up with us not talking and her in tears. then afterwards we would go home and have dirty drunken make up sex like nothing happened.

Thats what happens to 3D girls when they get drunk.

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Probably scary.

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>>116122235
She's never been drunk

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Pretty great.

>>116123702
It's fun until she starts fucking every wolf in the forest

>>116123737
no need to bully anon

>>116123790
The truth isn't bullying.

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>>116122235
I wouldn't know because she can't drink yet but I would assume that she is pretty feisty when she gets pissed.

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>>116122235
Never shown drunk, so I can only guess what Noriaki's like after he drinks a lot. If he's a happy drunk, I don't think my heart could take it. That would be too moe for me.

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Her lust for my cock duplicates.

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>>116122235
a slut
alcohol truly is man's best friend

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>>116122235
fun

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Not sure, but I'd love to find out.

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>>116122235
Probably like her but angrier.

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>>116122235
Don't know, she's a teetotaler.

>>116123879
He's probably a total slut, gives it up to every mom and silver haired frenchman who'll so much as look in his direction.

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>>116123823
>>116123737

b8

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____~_____

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>>116122235
She gets other people drunk.

>>116124164
Trying to be mean? Mom jokes about him are too old already, give up Anon.

Clingy and quick to undress.
We tend to get home early if drinking is involved.

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Reeealy gay.

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>>116122235

I bet there would be sheets of paper all over the place.

Would you princess carry your waifu home after a night of drinking? You'd be a monster not too. A piggyback is also acceptable answer.

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I'd expect my husbando to probably be the heartiest with his liquor, even when put up against his masters! I've never been drunk myself, but with that in mind I'll have to be careful. I wouldn't want to go down in one drink and start complaining about roidguts to my anata. Just getting tipsy is enough for us to enjoy ourselves, I think.

>>116124606

Certainly! We might look a little strange, but as long as I get him home, everything will be fine. Now that I think about it, resting on each other's shoulders would probably be cuter.

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>>116122235
I imagine she'd be a happy drunk. For some reason I think she'd blurt out really crazy ideas out of nowhere.

>>116124606
I bet she'd get all embarrassed if I carried her like that, would be pretty adorable.

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>>116124606
I'd have no choice, if we ever got into that situation, she'd be out sleeping very soon.

Good thing she's so small, I could easily pick her up, and see her smile unconsciously as I kiss her forehead and tell her that it will all be better soon. I'm already used to tucking her into bed at night, so that's not going to be a problem either! Then all that's left is to snuggle up next to her and pull her body as close to myself as possible.

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>>116124606
Yes. With haste. I'm her knight, afterall.

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>>116122235
I can only imagine.

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He wants to have make love in embarring ways. It is clear that he gets the ideas from hentai or something like that, they include holding my waist high while fucking me or other strange positions.

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>>116125439

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>>116125670
>Fabric Softener
I laughed at that more than I should have.

What's you're waifu's favourite tipple? Or what do you think it would be?

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She'll start to undress herself and lick my neck.

>>116124606
Princess Carry and Piggyback Ride are great and all, but I'd prefer just walking home with her. The two of us side by side, stumbling, bumping into one another as we laugh and sway to and fro, one of us, - myself, most likely - throws it all up and the other laughs while patting them on the back before returning to our walk home.

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I have never seen her drunk.
I don't think she can get drunk either.

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>>116122235

Angry and scary.

And yet so hot.

Ultra lightweight and clingy.

>>116124606
>can't princess carry for more than a few seconds because of jointfuckery
>can still piggyback

Feels pretty bad, actually.

>>116126879
Your waifu looks like a girl who can suck a mean cock.

I don't want to slander her, I mean, I just think she'd be great at it.

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>>116122235
I'm not sure what kind of drunk she would be. The family is completely comprised of happy drunks, I think I'm the only happy/mushy sad drunk...I can probably say a happy or maybe angry but friendly drunk.

>>116124606
I'd gladly princess carry her back home, maybe piggyback but I like the idea of princess carry. It's going to be one sloppy princess carry though, I would probably assure you that.

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>>116126852
If I recall correctly, didn't "It must be a potent wine to get a wood elf tipsy!" was the rule. So she'd likely be resistant, although not immune. Assuming we're going by Papa Tolkien's word anyway.

>>116126962
Now that's what I call a compliment.

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A rapist.

>>116127475
He said when she's drunk, not when she's normal.

>>116127211
And Ajimu?

Man, an intercrural from her must be godly.

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>>116127588
Wait, you're right. Fuck.

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>>116124606
Princess carry would be a bit too hard but of course I'd carry him home in any other way possible, probably like >>116126598
said, then carefully put him to bed. Hopefully that means that I was drunk along with him and will forget how cute he was, otherwise I'd try to tease him about it. I can't help but want to bully him a bit sometimes, probably because he'd bully back.
>>116126170
Probably nihonshu or some cherry cocktails.

If your waifu got really drunk, will she be embarassed about the way she acted next morning and try not to bring the subject or totally cool with it?

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>>116122235
It could turn out one of two ways.
Either she turns all flirty and turned on or she turns all dominatrix mode and abuses me or both.

>>116124606
A princess carry sounds lovely. I would carry her until my arms got sore and then piggyback carry her the rest of the way.

>>116127593
>tfw never get Sumata from my waifu
Feels bad.

>>116127683
Well technically she's still just as rape-happy when she's drunk, so I suppose it counts.

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>>116127687
She would probably flick me in the forehead until I agreed that it never happened.

>>116127211
Well, Legolas did out-drink Gimli by a large margin.

According to the Hobbit they can, but apparently they don't feel the same when they drink alcohol (aka they don't get tipsy and silly), so it'd lose the point, I suppose.

>>116124606
Of course I would.
Princess carry sleeping waifu > all.

>>116126170
No idea. Probably none, the anti-fun girl.

>>116127687
If she can, probably very embarrassed and trying not to bring the subject up.

Drunk on what?

The carbonation in soda is pretty strong and makes people light headed.

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>>116122235
>Not having straight edge waifu

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>>116127687
Very embarrassed.

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>>116127687
Embarrassed. Extremely embarrassed.

And very, very cute.

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>>116127687
Probably more on the embarrassed side.

I want to fuck you're waifus.

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The life of the party and death of many. It's Revy.

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>>116125670
Are they drinking Glenfiddich 15?

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>>116127687

Yomiko would definitely get embarrassed with the way she would act if she ended up getting drunk but I wouldn't pester her about it instead I would just make some French toast and help Yomiko sober up with some tea or coffee while she relaxes in bed sleeping the hangover off.

>>116128500
Which ones?

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What does your waifu sound like in english?
Or what do you think she would sound like if she could speak english?

Inaba's english would probably just as cute as this. I love every aspect of her voice, it's so sensual, cute, commanding. It's absolutely perfect. Her voice is one of the many reasons why I love her~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBhlM0UpHLU

>>116124331
That series was depressing on so many levels.

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>>116129052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHXkzadukUk

Just give it a listen!

Adorable, to the point where I can't even listen to it without the chance of a heart attack. She tries so hard! I love her.

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She's a pretty happy drunk.

>>116129187
>happy
Risty would be wild while drunk.

I don't think you'd survive, anon.

>>116128530
How would you hold her back?
>>116129171
>chikin
What an adorable and pure waifu you have

I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!

I don't think I would be able to tell the difference between when she's drunk and when she isn't. If alcohol somehow magnifies her bizarreness, it's a scary thought

>>116129485
Who is your weird waifu?

>>116129485
I want to hug my waifu so badly!

>>116129524
It's a secret
>>116129530
I want to hug my waifu too!

And jingle her bells.

>>116129447
>What an adorable and pure waifu you have
You couldn't be any closer to the truth!

We're very happy together.

>>116129485
I want to kiss my waifu so badly!

>>116129063
Well, despite Koki, Tajimamori, and Tamotsu dying throughout the series, it at least ended on a pretty optimistic note.

There was also the speech Mimi gave about how she and Rin are able to keep going even though they've lived for so long.

>>116129614
Would you drink her menstrual fluids?

>>116129725
Please stop.

>>116129725
That's a little unhealthy, don't you think?

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Silly until provoked, she doesn't have to worry about alcohol poisoning since she is immortal, so she would drink like a fish, and She already has no inhibitions while sober, she would be going nuts.

>>116124606
Yes, and i want some sloppy drunk kisses from her too, she would be trying to feel me up as i carried her.

>>116127687
She is never regretful

>>116129614
I also want to kiss my waifu! How are you and her spending time this Thursday?

>>116129725
meifag pls go

>>116129052
One of her most well-known scenes, this. Pretty amusing.
http://youtu.be/-kn2ogbiOuk?t=24s

>>116129485
I want to be impregnated by my waifu so badly!

>>116129785
>sloppy drunk kisses

my fetish
I wish my waifu wasn't so straight edge.

>>116129299
She's already wild while sober.

>>116129855
I just made one of those "do it for her" images of her. It was about time I got to it.

>>116129925
Wilder.
Like, approaching you in all fours, kitty-walking and throw you to the floor and make you hers so hard you can't stand the morning after.

>>116129912
Are you me? I love sloppy drunk kisses. The taste of alcohol on her breath is fine too.

>>116129946
Nice, nice! That gives you even more than enough of a reminder that you must give your all for her every day! How long did it take you to make?

>>116130015
Like, those that you (or her) fuck up the coordination and end up rubbing your lips all over the other's face, only to find coordination again and dip your tongue inside her mouth?

Those that you end up all salivated and sticky with your waifu blushing and looking at you with lustful/sleepy/"fuck-me" eyes?

I love them.
But my waifu is too serious for them.

>>116128926
All of them at once.

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>>116129052
Just what language did SC members use to communicate through their journey? It will forever remain a mystery but more likely it was English, so I'd think he's fluent at it. Sadly none of his VAs are fluent as far as I know and the best I'd get is Engrish. But it may be adorable on it's own way, so I don't mind it at all.
>>116129171
Now that was adorable for real.
>>116129485
I want to fall asleep while snuggling with my husbando so badly! And will do so now. Good night waifu thread. Sweet dreams. It's time I make a plush of him or finally get a daki. Official one never.

>drinking
Never again. I can't remember 2013.

>>116130132
About an hour because I couldn't decide what images to use. She has very little good art.

What about you, did you make one for your space princess?

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>>116129485
I want to hug my waifu badly. Like super badly. Extremely super badly.

>>116129052
I love my waifu's english voice. It actually fits her a good bit.

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>>116130205
G'night.

I'm investing in a custom daki. I've already bought the pillow, it'll be a few months before I get the cover. It feels really nice already, but I'm sure it'll be even more amazing once the cover arrives.

>>116130253
Absolutely! I compiled all the pictures of her together into the template about two-three weeks ago.

>>116130256
I-is that Zergface Nepgear?

>>116130158
L-Lewd. But yes, that's exactly what I'm thinking of when you say sloppy drunk kisses.
I think it's fine if she's serious and straight-edge, after all, intense and well-coordinated kisses a best too.

>>116130519
A-all of them? I'm curious to see how that turned out.

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>>116130205
My sweet Yunocchi really is the most adorable girl I've ever met.

Good night! That sounds really comfy. I hope you get to dream with him!

>>116130158
I tried picturing her like that. While out of character, I can't stop smiling at the thought.

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>>116129485
I want to rub my waifu's belly.

>>116130519
I just got the urge to make a new one of mine with new pictures.
Or maybe with all of them.

>>116130584
But I like lewd, drunk fun too.

>>116130619
Ah, my bad. I meant all the pictures I had of her ready to use for the collage! No way I'd be able to combine all her pictures.

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>>116130438
I've been planning to get a custom daki for long time and lately finally started doing something for it but still not sure what to do with art. Did you comission it for yours? I have ideas for both sides and more likely will try to copy official style as close as I can but it still feels weird having something you made yourself on your daki. I hope you'll be pleased with your cover! Glad to hear you'll get it soon.
>>116130662
I'm pretty weak to such pure and innocent girls like her, would have as adorable little sister/10. And thank you, have a cute dream of Yunocchi yourself!

>>116130789
I imagine elves have a drinking game that puts their ears in danger, like five finger fillet but with their ears instead.

>>116130523
Yes.

>>116130948
jesus christ no please

I would never let her play that game.

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>>116130158
I can definitely see Inaba doing something like that while drunk. It probably be similar to when heartseed made her lose control of her desires. It would be super erotic.

>>116130205
Farewell! I hope you dream nice things tonight!

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>>116122235
He gets all angsty and philosophical, but also really friendly and opens up about his issues.
>>116124606
He is the the kind to do the princess carrying drunk or not.
>>116127687
Kotomine is always cool.
>>116129052
He sounds glorious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwqrR7NDqoc
>>116129485
I want to get in a one-on-one fistfight with my husbando as the god who will destroy the world is trying to be born.

What kind of alcohol does your waifu drink?
I think mine goes for a fine 5000 year aged Mesopotamian wine.

>>116130834
>>116130789
Well I do know of some folks here who don't restrict themselves to using the existing squares on the template and just scatter dozens of pictures of their waifu all over the picture. I kinda did the same

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>>116122235
If comparing her when under aphrodisiac to being drunk, which visually is the same, she's playful.
>>116124606
When it got to that part in our life, yes, of course.
>>116127687
I'm of mind to think she wouldn't care.
>>116129052
She sounds terrible in English. I would take Satomi's Engrish any day of the week to what Funimation cursed her with.

Is your waifu S or M?

>>116131074
Oh, is that so? I remember you said she had very little fanart, did you end up using all the pictures you had of her and scattering them around the template, or was there no more space after you'd fit too much waifu?

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>>116130941
If only! It's been so long.

>>116131061
Now that sounds like some damn fine taste in alcohol!

With Yuno we just stick to non-alcoholic drinks, we really can't handle that stuff. But if she were to indulge, it'd be some sweet girly drink, for sure.

>>116131270
More likely M, but I'd say neither fits really. She can't really be categorized like that, she's a bit too innocent yet. But I like to think that she has a bit of a secret S side.

>>116131270
S

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>>116130941
Yeah, this was really useful for finding artists that will draw daki art:
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12560509/#q12571069
Good luck with yours too, bro.

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>>116131270
Definitely a sadist.
She enjoys bullying and light teasing.

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She know how to have fun with it

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>>116131270

She is the poster child for Sadism

i would endure whatever makes her happy.

>>116129485
I think we need to use your post as a badge that a thread is a real waifu thread, anon.

>>116131341
There was some space left but I didn't find any other pics I wanted to use.
>>116131270
Neither, but S seems more plausible.
>>116131507
Please no.

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>>116131270
Alleyne really doesn't strike me as either.
Too proud to be an M, too easily flustered to be an S.

>>116131507
Yunocchi's husbando tripfriend is also a good indication I'd say.

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>>116131270
S. Yandereish S.

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I'd personally love to see Shinobu drunk. Make it happen Nisio.

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>>116131270

Yomiko is definitely submissive but when it comes to stuff in the bedroom I'd like her to be more on the M side

Is your waifu an early riser or does she have trouble waking up? Yomiko's kind of both, she enjoys sleeping in but once she realizes that she needs to be in for something like work or a mission then manages to perk herself up waking up completely.

>>116131012
Thank you, hopefully you'll have a heartwarming dream about Inaba as well!
>>116131395
I'm guilty of not checking /jp/ enough, so thank you for the link and wishes. Some artists seem to have reasonable prices and good works, so maybe I should consider a comission too. Now if you excuse me, good night for real.