Would you guys be interested if I scanned this? I don't really know how to do it but I plan on buying it soon, and I've heard there are no raws available online.
Also, Log Horizon thread I guess?
I'd read it. But I'd also fuck Tetra's boipussy IRL so don't listen to my opinion.
>>116102715
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=559528 is that not it?
>Watching Synagogue Horizon
Kill yourselves,
>>116102953
>Synagogue
What?
>>116102997
/pol/ is loose.
>>116102997
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synagogue
>>116102946
Ah so it's been scanned. That's cool, I won't have to ruin my copy.
So if Shiroe can invent new magic, why doesn't he just invent a magic that can create the game currency to pay his rent?
>>116103260
because he'd need the authoirty under which to grant the money; that's howhe could essentially do that once he had access to said infinite whirlpool of gold
>>116103260
There's a kind of a large step from "fine-print-bullshit the universe into making a guy an adventurer" and "infinite money". Plus, scribe. He does paperwork, not metalwork.
>>116102850
Who wouldn't?
>>116103260
Why doesn't he create a spell to send everyone back to the real world? HMM???
>>116102850
You, I elect you as president of /a/
>>116104528
Shut up, Marche
>>116104528
I seriously hope it doesn't happen, but it somehow feels inevitable. It'll still suck, though. ;_;
>>116102953
/pol/ please leave, you never been here when we need you, but always here at the wrong time to shitpost.
Have any of you tried the TRPG yet? How was it?
>>116105657
>implying it's ready for actual play.
>>116103258
Youre stil a trooper/bro for even going that for thugh
>>116105801
>implying it's not
>>116104803
Elder Tale is worse than Ivalice
Elder Tale comes with the curse of immortality
>>116106885
You couldn't die on Ivalice either, besides a very few places.
>>116106885
I'd rather not die than die.
>>116106885
If you really wanted to die, you could probably give up your adventurers privilege just like Rundellhaus got it.
And Elder Tales world seems more interesting than Ivalice to me.
>>116107206
Someone should ask Mamare about that, if it's possible to stop being an adventurer
Considering the sprinkler build, I wonder what other hilariously unintended spec-possibilities are available in Elder Tale
Tanking Swashbucklers maybe? debuffing monks? support sorcerers?
This is what I love about Log Horizon, the game feels fantastically real
>>116107522
I think clerics can go assassinating people with one of their moves. If you charge it up it can one shot people.
>>116107522
maybe self healing cleric tanks
probably summoner healers
>>116107833
What would be the point of that, though? Well, in general I've never really understood why people build battle clerics for starters.
>>116102715
which volume is that?
>>116107916
None, it's the anime's design book.
>>116108037
oh, ok thank you
>>116107916
although, all of the volumes released so far have been scanned
>>116107882
>Well, in general I've never really understood why people build battle clerics for starters.
Self imposed challenge and the joy of being smug about your cleric being able to take on warriors 1v1 if the build is good?
>>116108260
But the best part about clerics is being the cute girl spamming heal and reviving everyone, and then receiving praise nonstop.
>>116108426
Yes!
>>116108426
>healing as a cute girl
the fuck? Healing is the job for big buff guys
Tanking is the cute girl's job.
>>116108902
That would be pretty funny to do in fact.
Reminder that every morning Akatsuki sits beside her lord and watches him sleep.
>>116108426
My battle cleric OC wants you to fite you for being sexist m8. I swer.
>>116109650
Reminder that cutie WWB member on duty wakes Soujirou at 6am and he gets out of bed at 7am.
>>116109650
I can just imagine her repeatedly reaching out to shake him awake, then getting nervous and pulling away, only to attempt again and again until his alarm clock rings
>>116109650
I can't decided if that is cute or creepy
>>116107877
>self healing cleric tanks
Given clerics skillset and ability to use heavy armor, I wouldn't consider that one unintended.
>>116109887
>self healing cleric tanks
Don't most people call that "a paladin"?
>>116110002
in Elder tale Paladin isn't a class, where as Cleric is.
>>116110002
Not really.
>>116108902
That's how I've always done it. Smallest dwarf/halfling/whatever is smallest model possible and female for the tank. Beefiest burliest hairiest thing possible and male for the heals.
>>116110445
With actual pencil and paper games you can make it even more fun. Give them an interesting backstory that explains it all. Find some even more ridiculously misleading character art (I can't draw my own).
It was already scanned a few months ago I have them some one wants it.
>>116111152
What do you mean? You gonna post a link or something?
>>116103260
>>116104528
He's still limited by his scribe level, his materials, and what they allow him to accomplish.
Making a single Lander into an Adventurer was already a feat that pressed his abilities are resources.
>>116111222
Mediafire or whatever.
>>116111152
>dat wallet
Dude, you don't try to hide your power level?
>>116111390
>not just liking what you like
Who cares?
>>116111390
I have to shine a little light in this dark world but unfortunately it attracts the biggest secondaries Iv ever seen.
>>116111152
>>116111222
>>116111273
There's a link to the setting materials already in the thread here: >>116102946
>>116107882
> in general I've never really understood why people build battle clerics for starters.
Let me tell you the story of how Clerics came to be IRL. Long ass fucking time ago one faggot got bored with playing your Fighter, Mage, Rouge, Elf and Dwarf the only classes that the game had. Yes, Elf and Dwarf were classes like Fighter and Rouge. So he created Cleric. Said Cleric wasn't a weak-ass pussy like what people think passes as Cleric today. Hell no. He made a combat monster, Van Hellsing-style. Cleric's faith hepled him to smite foes, and heal wounded. Nobody bothered to heal in combat though, it was the most retarded move after trying to play as a tank. Now, he wasn't as strong as Fighter in bashing sculls, but Cleric provided much needed versatility. He could buff, he could fight, and he could be support at the same time. Provided he had time to prepare everything.
That's the original Cleric. Front line skull bashing relentless machine. The template from which every single other holy/faith based class spawned.
>>116111152
Man, I almost want to buy this shit and learn moon even though it would be hard as balls since I'm quite busy right now.
Never had a feeling so complicated.
>>116112085
Doesn't look very cute to me. Wouldn't want to play with.
>>116112543
That's about close to how Cleric originally looked. Cute enough for me.
>>116112085
>Yes, Elf and Dwarf were classes like Fighter and Rouge
What?
>>116113136
Golden times of 1st ed D&D, AD&D or whatever.
>>116113136
You pick the race you want to play. If you want to play as Dwarf you are automatically assigned to Dwarf class, shitty version of Fighter. Same deal with Elf, though you get a better deal since you're a bastard child of Fighter and Mage. And the best part is that you can't pick any other class, only Humans could pick them.
>>116113261
That was the first D&D?
>>116113287
Yes. And it was fucking awesome.Not really, it was pretty shitty system for anything but dungeon crawling and murderhoboing.
>>116113372
Interesting. Didn't know any system besides The Dark Eye that would be mixing races and classes.
>>116112085
>Long ass fucking time ago one faggot got bored with playing your Fighter, Mage, Rouge, Elf and Dwarf
>implying any of this is true
Cleric was originally a homebrew class designed for a specific villain by a member of the dev team, he liked so much that he made it one of those classes where you needed to be lucky at chargen to get like monk or paladin.
>>116113687
Wait you had to roll for classes in 1st ed?
>>116113500
Just pick any red box retro-clone and try it. Labyrinth Lord is pretty boss.
>>116113687
Stop speaking bullshit. Paladin wasn't in core untill ADnD 2E, and monk wasn't core till 3E.
>>116113756
You had, but the rule itself specified that you can ignore it if you really want to play some other class.
nyerp
>>116114967
Furries sure are funny.
>>116114967
Oh my what the fuck is this garbage~
>>116114967
There nothing to nyaa about.
>>116114967
Meh except the retarded mask he's got the build for it and he knows how to make himself look taller in a photograph. His swords are of sufficient craftsmanship even though the same cannot be said for the clothes.
>>116114967
This isn't nyanderful at all.
Why don't the adventurers exploit their super strength and inhuman abilities to genocide the landers and seize all of Yamato for themselves?
>>116115809
For what purpose?
>>116115848
Isn't dominating the land its own purpose?
Surely some crazy motherfucker must have decided to.
>>116115809
the landers are jews, no really, they run the banks, stop the PKing in cities etc
>>116115809
What about the insanely powerful city guard?
>>116115809
They don't have enough of a population to need to yet, or be able to maintain all the infrastructure that the landers do now.
And the landers, for the most part, are still being useful doing all the stuff that the adventurers think of as jobs for NPCs.
If they start breeding though, they'll probably outcompete the landers, or maybe just interbreed until there aren't any left
>>116115899
Land is fucking useless without population.
This isn't map-painting simulator.
i'll give you one better
>>116116039
Gouge my eyes out, I don't need them anymore.
>>116116039
is that Dutch or German
>>116116039
Why is she so fat?
>>116116126
Well it is accurate to the character.
>>116116126
Come on, that's totally in character
Hey guys...Database.
>>116116039
All he needed was a better mask. Really.
>>116116473Database?
>>116116122
dutch
german has von, durch has van
Post more database gifs and best girl.
>>116116627
Ok, best girl it is.
btw this is a real girl, not some gayboy
>>116116664
>That's not Marielle
What is this slut's DEAL
>>116116710
Some manipulative bitch, she'll be important later on.Also she's being controlled by an even more manipulatvie and a creepy-ass bitch. No Indicus is not best girl fuck off.
>>116116039
>that Bob van Varik, Fotografie in the corner
>someone paid a photographer to take this
jesus
>>116116627
There are LITERALLY people, in this thread, right now, who wouldn't fuck Tetra in the database.There are even more who wouldn't fuck Tetra out of the database but that's okay
Attention whoring fuccboi. Disgusting.
>>116117077
This nigger gets it.
When he's in the database, he's a girl.
>>116116627
Get that GIRL out of here, real best girl coming through
>>116117077
I wouldn't fuck TetraI'd be a girl too
>>116116697
Naotsugu pls
>>116102953
I thought I was the only one who noticed. Do you think it's intentional?
>>116117171
>NEET
No thanks.
>>116117375
>not liking NEET-hime
Misa is a proof of your good taste, though
>>116117305
Where are mah Henriettabros at?
>>116117482
Molesting Akatsuki dolls.
>>116117077
Can GIRLs fuck GIRLs in the database?
Best raid lead, best monk, best girl.
>>116117482
Henrietta is garbage. Roe2 is clearly the better glasses girl.
>>116117594
>big tits
>mini-skirt
>himself with rape-eyes
Naotsugu was right, Shiroe really is a closet pervert
Tankbros are best bros.
>>116117557
>DPS
>Good raid leader
Pick one.
>>116117662
To be fair, the rape eyes are probably just gendershifted evil scheming eyes
>>116117594
So why is KR here? I thought he was still in Minami?Does Indicus send him to spy on Kanami?
>>116117692
Tankbros WW@!?
>>116117750
She led the best raid group.
>>116117662
Of course he is. He's an engineering student.
>>116117773
DEM RAEP EYEZ
>>116102715
>I guess?
I wish I could castrate every single fucko on /a/ who says this in their OP. You don't guess, you know you made the fucking thread for a reason you fucking mouth-breather.
Maryelle a best, Akatsuki a shit.
Don't tell me that I'm the only person on /a/, who, like Shiroe and Naotsugu, self-inserted himself for his main in most MMOsI really don't get the appeal of being a little girl, I'd rather RP as an evil overlord with his own harem of sex slaves to be honest
>>116117885
well, the reason he made the thread was to ask about scanning the setting materials, having the log horizon thread was just sorta an afterthought, hence the "I guess", or I guess so at least
>>116117885
You a shit.
>>116116710
Best girl
Where my Nurehafags at?
>>116117908
I actually make most of my characters as overweight dudes with giant mustaches. Think Mario. Don't ask why, I have no clue.
>>116117978
>>116117908
I usually do this in games, being girls is for alt-accounts,unless they're clerics or they only have girly/gay looking gearI would want to be a real girl if I got an appearance reset potion and I was stuck in Elder Tale.
>>116118003
the line between the height thing and item 1's box makes it look like she's holding a cigarette
>>116117908
Only for tank characters.
>>116117908
I'm not a little girl in real life so I need to do it in MMOs. I never ERP or ask for items though. The flavor of being a little girl is enough.
>>116117750
All raid leaders we've seen so far played offensively.
Even the Guardian.
Speaking of evil overlords, who hyped for Overlord here?
>>116118230
Crusty is no ordinary guardian. He's an absolute madman.
>>116118234
And I'm talking about the LN getting an anime adaptation, not the game of the same name
>>116118271
Krusty is an honorary Serb
remove gob from the premises
Daily reminder
>>116118397
I'm still fucking mad.
>>116118467
remove filthy goblins from the premise
>>116118397
I forgot her.Because she wasn't in the light novel
>>116118397
Doujinshi when?
>>116118559
Living the painful life of a secondary
Anon
It hurts
anonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanonanon
IM H A P P Y
>>116118621
Watch out anon you're turning into an abortion.
>>116118621
This post just gave me ebola.
>>116118234
>>116118295
MC is an evil skeleton overlord apparently
>>116118666
More like a fetus actually
Speaking of fetuses, did anyone screencap the post about endlessly respawning aborted fetuses and then a necromancer abusing this and creating an army of aborted fetuses?
>>116117171
She even respects the Adventurer's Freedom™.
>>116118621
To this day I remember the Saya no Uta sceneIT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS repeat a hundred times
>>116114967
Okay this needs to stop right now.
>>116107833
>>116107882
Is that a reference to the Reckoning Bomb from vanilla WoW? Charge up five hours of counter-attacks without striking back then oneshot the first thing your hammer touches.
>>116116664
Damn those things on her chest are a weapon.
>>116118972
A hyper weapon for sure
>>116118972
She needs a phantasml-level chestpiece to contain them.
>>116119147
A+ rank.
>>116115654
Probably a girl, look how they're gripping the swords.
>>116118801
I would have if I wasn't in class. I was already getting weird looks for being on 4chan.
>>116117026
Let's be honest, you wouldn't stain your camera with something like that unless you got paid either.
>>116116039
The mask looks horrible and serara is too tall
Best girl minidump
>>116122809
>>116122863
>>116122915
>>116122969
>>116123015
Be honest
Would you?
>>116123072
>>116123264
>>116123256
Totally. But only because girls with animal ears are my fetish
>>116123256
Feels like one of those characters where saying yes means they stop wanting it.
>>116123364
>>116123256
Fuck no
Never stick your dick in crazy
>>116123256
>old hag
Ew no
Would rather the lolis
>>116123256
She is pretty. Plus fluffy tail. And Chiwa Saitou.
On the other hand, mental problems, and lots of them.
>>116123643
>lolis
Pls no
>>116123256
So does she seriously want the Shiroue dick or is she just fucking with him?
>>116124280
A bit of both?
So how long until he finally loses his shit?
>>116124280Yes
Why are there so few doujins for this series?
>>116125224
I know, right?
>>116125315
Neck twisters syndrome
>>116123643
>>116123502
oh screw you guys she seems like she'd be fun
Wait, her sub-class really is 'courtesan'?
Christ I thought you fucks were kidding!
Why does Naotsugu say matsuri at the end of his sentences? Am I mishearing?
>>116126421
I guess it's just a tic. Touya starts doing it later.
>>116124346
Next episode, that last victim was a good friend.
>>116126768
I thought he only cared about his harem
>>116102953
>Wants to avoid private property of important places?
He is kinda the opposite of jew, see shield-bro for judaism meta
>>116106885
Marche pls go we dont wanna escape
>>116124346
Like a day
>>116125224
Because doujinfags write doujins for anime and really popular manga, not for reasonably successful LN series.
>>116126112
Prostitute anon.It means she pleases old men for moneyOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>116126112
Haha...you shouldn't have doubted us.It's not just a joke either, she used her courtesan skills to seduce the nobles of the West into supporting Plant Hwayden financially. That's how she was able to buy the Cathedral. Nureha is literally a doujin character
>>116127283
>>116127384
So she really is a whore?
>WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME
>>116127464
That's up for debate. She's a geisha, and traditionally the top-ranked geisha's entertained nobles with their wit, their singing/musical skills, and noble conversation. They rarely if ever had sex with their clients, which is why many were successful into their 40s.
On the other hand,Nureha has a history of sexual abuse and forced prostitution at the hands of her mother, and apparently doesn't have much self-esteem or self-respect. So its quite possible she slept around.
Which you believe is usually where you come down on Nureha as a character.
>>116127464
Sorta? She's technically an "entertainer" of sorts which means music, conversation and thing as well as sometimes sex. But in Nureha's case she probably did a lot of the sex. I mean, how many lander noblemen wouldn't want to fuck sexy fox lady?
>>116127730
Not good enough raid gear.
When will we see more of THE WALL?
>>116128423
When they do Kanami's side of the story. Probably towards the end of the season.
I bet you could do some awesome shit with contract magic, doujin-wise. Mind breaking bitches and making them sign slave contracts.
Paging fatalpulse
>>116118336
Too bad he got removed himself.
>>116128423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs
>>116127052
She was the armor girl from his guild.
>>116129682
Oh
Weird, for some reason I didn't recognize her
>>116117908
I make my male characters as pretty as I can and all my female ones are scarred up hardasses and/or short-haired/bald hardasses.whatever this says about my sexuality/mental state, I already know, thanks
>>116117908
That's what I did with pso and ffxi. Changed a thing or two but it's all from the same general template.
My alts however are whatever the hell randomly pops into my head.
Now that i stopped to think about it there's at least a few little sister type alts.
>>116123502
Sticking your dick in crazy is perfectly ok if not amazing. The key is making sure the crazy doesn't know your name, address, phone number or anything that can let them track you down EVER.
>>116127098
I bet that's only because having to keep them sucked out his jew gold.
Now all those taxes the round table had to spend on upkeep get to stay with the members.
>>116131204
They're gonna need more than just gold later on.Krusty is goneThe goblins are doing military drills and getting organizedBlack Sword Knights is away on a raid
>>116131367
>Krusty is gone
WHY MARMALADE WHY
FUCK THIS, I WANTED TO PROTECT HIS SMILE, NOW I DON'T. FUCK YOU MARMARE.
>>116131367At least they still got soujirou and eins
>>116131478
Souji is actually incompetent. He's fucking good in combat but he isn't a good leader. Thats Nazuna's job.
>Ein
anon pls.
>>116131367>Krusty is gone
>>116131367
It's a town populated by every adventurer in the region. Even if what you're implying happens the people that are sitting their asses in town all day are numerous and capable enough to defend. Now the landers on the other hand. they're fucked.It's a good thing shiroe didn't give away the property rights to all the land so that the adventurers could filter out goblins in the settings or at least just turn the lock on so that the doors can't be opened from the outside once landers are evacuated.
I mean that would totally suck for the landers if the goblins could just walk right into the "adventurer" buildings they're hiding in.
>>116131367
The mob protection is gone too.
Soon an army of gobbos will invade Akiba like fucking Helm's Deep.And then on the 1st light of the 5th day, Shiroe and William will arrive on horseback with the entire silverswords behind them to senmetsu those dirty gobbos.
>>116102715
>>116131367>Krusty is gone
When you say "Gone" as-is, for good? Or is he just missing and going to return and save everybody?
>>116131684
>Himegoto
Gud taste.
>That thing
Weeeeeird
>>116131550
I wish Eins would do something already
>>116131684
Is that a penis bulge there?
Please respond
>>116102850
Wait, she's a he?
>>116137721
Why was the image mirrored?
>>116117286
There could be some yuri action, then
>>116139932
To match the original I think.
>>116132705
Yes
Why?
>>116139879
What? Is that a problem?
You don't want to fuck such a cute boy?
It appears in the latest webnovel incarnation of Kanami go East, Kanami is going to Taiwan before heading to Japan.
>>116128423
>Keronardo
Fuck they took away his red eyemask
changing to frog is acceptable but they didn't have to remove everything did they? Fuck
>>116123256
How much longer until she shows back up?
>>116141351
Oh not long
On that note, since she's such a skilled courtesan, does that mean she's good in bed?
>>116141498
I bet she's double-jointed, has no gag reflex and she fucks like she's being electrocuted
>>116141351
Well, she was supposed to have already shown up seeing traumatized nightmares about men who fucked her, and then Indicus shows up to further degrade her by verbally abusing her.
But the whole scene got skipped over. Hopefully they didn't just cut it out, and just moved it to after the current 6/7 arc.
It does show up on the Opening animation briefly so I'm hoping.
>>116141498
Yes. She even boasts about it to Shiroe on their first encounter.
>>116141620
Elf > fox
>>116141807
No. Elf=fox
>>116102715
I didn't like SAO at all and people have been calling Log Horizon amazing. I started watching it and it's ridiculously BORING.
Not boring in the sense that it lacks action scenes and explosions. Boring because the actual story and characters are painfully dull. I can't get attached to any of the characters, they're so generic and lacking in personality. The main character for once isn't a sword wielder in an MMORPG but he is just so bland. My shit has more personality than the whole cast. The show also likes to be funny (TRY to be funny). But the humor is on par with everything, else, really bland and cliche. Oh look at the little girl, she's so cute lets dress her up and she blushes! Oh, this guy is a pervert hahaha so funny! It's like the writers have no creativity whatsoever.
Everything is dull, there is nothing compelling story-wise. Animation is just as bland as the characters. Soundtrack is okay for what it is, opening is catchy. The show is a 3/10 at best. It's such a shame, I thought this could be the show I can talk about to SAO fans. But it's just as bad in its own way.
>>116142034
Did you even get to formation of the Round Table, because it sounds like you watched the first episode and came here to troll.
>>116142034
> B8ing this hard
I want my own Alraune.
>>116141943
How Souji has not hit that with the force of a thousand Sun gods I will never understand
>>116141807
>useless meat
Marielle please. Maou beats you when it comes to that category.
>>116141807
>useless meat
How the hell does she even know that term
>>116143630
He craves Shiro-sempai's D.
Not really hard to understand.
I mean, look at his romantic blushing both in the anime and the manga when Shiroe comes up in a topic. It's like he's not even trying to hide it.
>>116143630
I know, right? I swear, Souji must be insane or something.
>>116143750
MMY and LH have the same authors.
>>116143758
You saying that there is something going on between these two?
>>116143837
I want to get double teamed by Shiroe and Soujiro.
>>116118271
So I told Crusty to fight the Goblins and he actually did it the absolute madman hahahaha
>>116143837
Poor Tank girl
>>116143938
A shitty tank. One stab to the gut and she's dead.
>>116143979
Right... right.
Do you know what happens to any tank that takes a hit from a raid boss without any gear on you?
Go ahead. Get your raid tank in WoW, take off the armor, and see how you fare against a single hit from a raid boss. Then come back and report.
>>116143979
Bullshit sword is bullshit and you know it
In other news, Tetra apparently wears panties
>>116144020
Nigga please. She didn't even use any skills. If she had then she could have lasted longer but no, she just stood there.
>>116143979
IIRC she was stabbed quite few time in novels, like in the throat and breasts or something.
She actually fought back in the novels.
>>116144075
They just cut the fight actually.
She was repeatedly stabbed until death in the book.
How would one best construct a Ganondorf Build? Guardian with a really wacky setup?
Indicus' smile makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Anyone checked the last update of Loghora Wednesday TRPG?
New subclass revealed: Food Fighter
Sounds like Serara needs to change her job.
I wonder if it's Ben-To or Toriko style.
>>116144360
Still won't help her get the cat penis
>>116144360
I'll post the URL
http://lhrpg.com/data/ittCeldesia_11.pdf
Food Fighter gets better buffs from food, higher chance of food drops both common and rare, can eat & drink faster than others while in combat.
>>116144380
Do you think they made dildos yet?
>>116144447
>stab a goblin
>some rice cakes fall out of the wound
>gobble them down extra fast
>feel stronger
>>116139879
only in real life. In the game she's a girl.
>>116139879
It's okay
When her wears his tiny hat, he's a girl
More WWB when?
>>116144801
Going to need to update that chart
>>116144447
>After the Catastrophy
>The lore text that said "Food Fighters can eat any food deliciously" has become real, they can even taste the normally tasteless menu created food, and scales with level
>They can take a tasteless food, and "feed" it to other players, and the other players can taste as well
>A girl in Nakasu found this effect right after the Apocalypse, and became revered as Goddess as she fed food to other players from her divine hands. This effect later became known as a Kuden "God Hands".
>Many adventurers wanted to switch to Food Figher, but after the Catastrophy the quest needed to be one, "eat 100 sushi" became nearly impossible to complete. No one successfully was able to change their subjob to Food Fighter
Holy shit.
>>116144801
>meido
She gets raped doesn't she
>>116145446
Attempted rape in 2nd chapter.
>>116145446
Rape is the default state of a meido
>>116145551
Then what about an elf maid?
>>116145551
Sometimes they are not the ones on the receiving end, however.
See: >>116144289
>>116146866
Don't sexualise the Akatsuki, it makes her sad
>>116147002
I thought Shiroe failing to sexualize the Akatsuki was what's making her sad?
>>116147002
Akatsuki is only for sexualizing
>>116147050
Yes, but that's her lord, she's also depressed about people with 'special interests' sexualising her
>>116146940
Why do you think she's trying to get neethime to interact more with adventurers? She NEEDS rape bad.
>>116147059
>>116147002
Henrietta disagrees
>>116147002
What about Miss Isuzu?
>>116147147
If Henrietta accidentally takes Akatsuki's virginity, can that be healed?
>>116147534
Literally who?
>>116147554
>accidentally
It'll never happen anon, on the other hand, purposefully might
>>116147554
> can that be healed?
There are spells that regrow body parts. Of course you can regrow something missing.
>>116147534
Why would she not be for sexualizing?
>>116147554
I don't think she would ever ask a healer to restore her virginity.
>>116147643
It might come back naturally when you respawn
>>116147643
>not wanting to offer her hymen to her Lord
Do you even Loyalty, scum?
>>116147695
Wouldn't that make every female player who has died a born again virgin?
>>116147630
because Naotsugu is a much better target
>>116147755
>try to fuck tank girl with her gear on
>can't bypass her defense to break the hymen
>>116147755
>born again virgin
>>116147769
Every fine meal requires an appetizer
>>116147718
It's more about her having to work up the courage to do it.
>>116147825
>implying she would even have to
You seriously think Henrietta wouldn't have a certain elf standing by?
>>116147822
This is true, also, nice picture
Would a level 80+ adventurer girl even feel anything from having her hymen torn? She might notice it but pain when goblins and shit slashing you just feels like being hit hard.
>>116147927
Well you can get used to things like getting cuts or bruises
I'm not entirely sure you can experience something exactly like getting your hymen torn beforehand so at the very least it's probably going to be noticeable and weird and scary
>>116147927
She would from a 80+ adventurerer
>>116106912
>besides a very few places.
My Montblanc discovered very quickly that immortality on Ivalice is flawed.
>>116147695
>>116147755
Unrelated, but people still don't know how hymens work? Sasuga /a/.
I want to break Tohya's legs.
Sword Art Online is better.
Not in plot but in girls.
>>116147927
Don't forget you can inflict pain without reducing someones HP as seen with Hamelin
>>116148328
What are you talking about?
SAO has only two good girls
>>116131684
Is it bad that I want to have this?
Hime such a qt.
>>116148712
I only remember one.
why did the only thing in episode 4 happen in the last 30 seconds
>>116150167
because volume 6 is annoying but needed
>>116150167
Even worse than the cake date episode
>>116150167
Because Akatsuki needs muh drama.
>>116150167
Because character development.
>>116150310
But they were just repeating themselves from last episode.
>mfw they all go back to the real world
>mfw they are retain their ingame appearances, characteristics and magic
>mfw this causes a sort of Second Apocalypse where magic and roleplaying abilities appear in the real world.
>mfw when both Elder Tale and the real world begin to merge, but death is final in any case.
That would be a godlike ending.
>>116150334
other than just living in the database, this is the only good way it can end
>>116150227
Minori a qt!
>>116132705
>bottle cover
>insert bottle
>inherent penis bulge
>>116150334
What if the real world was the database all the time but in the past?
>>116150334
There is indeed a "Second Catastrophy" that's going to happen. Confirmed from the novels.
We just don't know how, when, or what it is yet.
>>116150807
william looks as chubby as serara there
>>116108902
this guy gets it, I always get bossy and order them.
They can't speak back because they know I'm saving their asses.
>>116150921
wait, volume/chapter reference? not read 8 yet, re-reading first 7 before hand, or is it in vol 9
>>116150921
I thought we were on the third right now. Or did the first two World Fractions not count?
>>116151036
they weren't catastrophe's from the POV of the main characters, so they don't count the same
Reminder.
>>116150989
>implying you could live without heals
>>116151078
The worst feeling.
>>116150992
One of the extras notes also has a hidden boss leftover from a previous catastrophy. It's definitely not the first.I sorta suspect the mobs are in the same boat as adventurers but they failed to find a way home. Adventurers showing up has made the few that survived this long with memories get motivated again.
>>116151103
In TRPGs you can. Healing in combat is always one of the worst ways to spend your turn.
>>116151103
Being the reliable comrade behind the front line is always causes satisfaction, not just healing, but comman- I mean supporting them.
>>116116039
Those death eyes
>>116151109
Well, if you learn moon you can read it.
Or wait 10 years for YenPress to catch up.
>>116151117
butAlvs made the demihumans before adventurers existed, or are you saying that the demihumans were from irl but not with the strength of adventurers, but still the rez magic, so then went insane and THEN into the demihumans that attacked etcanyway, got a link to those extras notes?
>>116151293
> 10 years
More like never. I'm still waiting for my 3rd Yukikaze volume, and it's clearly never going to get released.
>>116150992
Chapter 54
第二次大災害
The Second Catastrophe
>>116151036
No you're thinking of World Fraction.
Catastrophe was the third World Fraction
>>116151431
And by chapter 54 I mean the last sentence of volume 6
>>116151431
>>116151474
thanks, so not actually much info on it at all
>>116151296I'm saying the creation and results of the demihumans sounds very similar to the creation of the adventurers.
Died--> respawn ad infinium
Made of souls
Capable of magic despite it being something you have to manually learn if not an adventurer in the setting when stuff doesn't always have a very high int score.
That Raid boss dragon the summoner has under a pact sounds fully sapient.
Raid bosses running around with ancient alv gear
This is only a theory but the alvs may have pulled the same trick the Landers pulled on adventurers on the demihumans.
The Landers getting wiped out was presumably from the demihumans cooperating with each other. Landers were kind of douches(slavery) after all and they probably thought that by getting rid of them they could go home.
Once it became clear they couldn't actually return home (or the really bored ones did this for shits/giggles) they turned on the alvs in anger/revenge which is why ancient alv gear/tech is held by raid bosses and the bosses have a tendency to be (locked?) in ye olde alv ruins.
>>116151626
It's a pretty good theory.
Alvs may sought out aggressive antagonizing creatures from another world to unleash on the humanoids of Theldesia as revenge.
And the Landers copied Alvs magic to summon creatures closer to themselves - namely the Adventurers, in the same fashion, to combat the demihumans.
It would make sense.
>>116152024Alternatively now that I think of it the demihumans killing Landers was from when it was a game and once it "became real" they immediately attacked the Alvs.
It wouldn't be surprising if Adventurers somewhere found out they were summoned by landers and got pissed. The Landers were just fortunate enough that enough time passed for the original summoners to not be there.
>Leonardo will never look like this in the anime
>tfw
William moe.
We finally see evil Soujirou next episode
>>116147059
I'd a Minorin harder.
>>116117908
I make the generic mc version of me. I have no shame. For my main anyways, after that I do whatever bullshit I want.
>>116127283
>Not posting Rieze, the drills in the database
>>116157259
I have been waiting for this!
>>116124172
Pls yes.
>>116157259
Well duh. He didn't get his fish.
>>116157259
>filename
He'll become the Database Grinch.
can some anon who knows moonrunes translate what's the current news in Akiba?
>>116157621
Something about the Honesty guildmaster. You know, the one Round Table guild that has done absolutely nothing so far.
>>116157747
Hey buddy, fuck you.
Eins probably wrote a shit ton of guides when ET was still a game.
>>116157621
Serial Killer in Akiba!?
To summarize, there's been more than 10 victims of the killer but they have no idea who or whta it is. The guards don't seem to be responding to the kills, and even though the killer is obvioiously very strong, the identity has not been confirmed.
Also laughed at the bogus issue number. issue 208864328.
Below the issue number is a blank ad spot looking for any sponsors to place an ad.
The bit on the left is Eins answering interview on how investigation is going.
>>116157747
He's a filthytraitor
>>116157873
Thank you anon
>>116157912
Fuck off. Eins is my favorite character.
>>116157977
I see you like filthyspies
>>116158076
pls no bully
But seriously, if I had a choice to join any guild I would join Honesty. I like their philosophy of sharing knowledge. That or the pharmacy guild.
Reminder that /a/ sings database is going on and has a deadline on the 7th of next month.
Lyrics, email, etc are in here:
http://mediafire.com/download/ga85ojtf8kxw32h/a+sings+database+2.0.rar
wait so does the serial killer do permadeaths or something?
part of me thinks its those protector knights that came out of warp holes to stop players pking each other in town as the armour design looks familiar.
>>116158987
It's not permadeath.
Do you really want to get spoiled?You're right. The armor is the same armor the knights use to stop players from PKing in towns. It was stolen.
>>116158986
Based Labnonymous. Are you still missing submissions? If I recall correctly you started this around 1 year ago.
Hope you still have mine from back then.
>>116159213
I have a good base of submissions to go off of for this, but I'd like a little bit more as a sort of buffer. I kept all the submissions I've received, so I still should have yours.
>>116159520
>I kept all the submissions I've received, so I still should have yours.Yeah, I just finished the preview mix and started blushing like a little girl when I heard my retarded "Have a grate-nyanderful dayTōno-san."
I might actually try to sing it again next week, just to check if my singing got any better. Will send it your way, if it's at least half-decent.
>>116102715
>try hard SAO wanna be
>not imply SAO is even close to good
>>116159082
i dont understand why the police departmemt has sent me a contract yet
>>116163451
These two are too cute.
>>116163550
I concur.
Oh look it's that anime people pretend to like just to hate SAO and fit in with the other internet hipsters. Amaaaazing.
>>116163451
Isuzu and Rundelhaus are such a cute couple.And Rundelhaus is my favorite character.
>>116163676
Or maybe it's just a damn enjoyable anime?
5/10, you got me to respond.
>>116163676
I just don't like the romance part of SAO and the way it handles it games.
But you're allowed to like things I don't like and I can still respect your opinion, anon.still replied.
>>116163728
>enjoyable
If you can describe Log Horizon with one word, that would be the least fitting. The story and characters are extremely plain. Same can be said about the animation and OST.
>>116163756
Coming from a guy who TRIED to like Log Horizon, it's really not that much better than SAO. Log Horizon also has a forced romance between a one-dimensional pedobait character and a Gary Stu MC. Also, SAO at least had some entertainment value and some good Yuki Kajiura music. Log Horizon is just so boring and is just a bunch of nothing. That's basically what it is: fucking nothing.
>>116163961
Are you >>116142034?
Why are you posting the same stupid shit in the same thread twice?
>>116163961
Well you still don't see me shitposting in SAO threads telling you that my taste is better than yours?
>>116163961
>It doesn't have characters going Naruto all over the place so it's boring.
Maybe you'll learn to appreciate it when you stop being underage.
>>116148044
Mine as well, and bloody hell was his party spot annoying - he was there, dead and shit, but still took a whole goddamn slot.
Fuck jagds, man.
>>116143979
So is she dead dead or is she coming back?
>>116164844
Nah she's fine, she respawns.
>>116164130
Nice strawman, but no.
I hate Gary Stus that are loved by a one-dimensional bland piece of shit. The pervert, as quirky as he tries to be is about as entertaining as a rock. The rest of the cast is so forgettable and stupid that they don't even really matter. The story isn't compelling in any way.
Akatsuki a handsome.
>>116166121
Another.
>>116157621
If only it was about tax raise. I loved reading newspapers in Arcanum because every single issue had tax raises inthem.
anyone looked at the dub yet?
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=617331
I wish the next episode would be here already.
>>116167102
it's not the worst dub I've heard, but pretty often it just seems to butcher the characters more than a little
>>116168081
More WWB, so much sex.
>>116168081
they look so friggin soft
There are no stops on the bully train
>>116157359
Foxgirl route where?
>>116157259
>seeking revenge for the murder of an innocent young women
>evil
You can't be serrious
>>116127730
you need to raid before you get laid
>>116127730
Because Shiroue is not a pedophile
Sorry Akatsuki
>>116105657
>>116105801
lh.oksub.me/wiki/Log_Horizon_TRPG
>>116168081
I would grab that databutt
>>116104528
Go , Brother
>>116176685
I wonder how Marsche would fare in Elder Tales
Would you pat her head?
>>116103260
Granting a single lander "adventurer" status drained all of his phantasm level resources. In order to pull of reality warping events Shiro needs those materials.
The only way to get phantasm level items is to complete raids.
>>116104528
At the end of season 1 he states that his goal is larger in scopeI think he plans on merging the two worlds
>>116181097
That would go horribly for the normal world.
>>116115809
The players could do that but then everything would grind to a halt. All of the menial jobs in the world are occupied by the landers. There aren't enough players to keep the system running on their own.
>>116117908
Main account I always try to make look as close to meAlt account I load up with submissive sluts
>>116124346
So, is Souji a sociopath who puts on the niceguy face or a niceguy who just snaps if someone touches his harem?
I hope to god it's the first one. His murderface gives me the chills.
>>116181719
>So, is Souji a sociopath who puts on the niceguy face or a niceguy who just snaps if someone touches his harem?Yes
>>116181046
How the fuck did he even understand that he needed phantasmal item requirements anyway? it seems like a pretty big logic leap. For all he knows e could have used mundane materials.
>>116181230
I don't think Shiro gives a fuck.
>>116181821
Best answer
>>116182080
I think they were quest requirements pre-apocalypse.
So are summoners the only source of heated water in akihabara?
>>116176685
>>116177698
Like a mod in a fun thread
>SAGE
Wow, they finally showed blood with the last episode.
>>116183728
Well I mean, people can probably make actual fires.
>>116183728
Sorcerers can pull off some of the same utility tricks as summoners, but nowhere near as easily or efficiently.
>>116167102
>>116168649
HOLY SHIT GET TO EPISODE 3. NYANTA'S FUCKING VOICE.
My sides are to themoonright now
>>116141620
>>116123256
>You'll never have a fluffly fox girl with low self esteem come on to you
Damn shame anons.
>>116157259
That's not evil anon, that's vengeance comin'
>>116186357
Don't remind me anon.
>>116186357
It's sad she won't win the glasses