Would you guys be interested if I scanned this? I don't really know how to do it but I plan on buying it soon, and I've heard there are no raws available online.
Also, Log Horizon thread I guess?
I'd read it. But I'd also fuck Tetra's boipussy IRL so don't listen to my opinion.
>Watching Synagogue Horizon
>implying it's ready for actual play.
If you really wanted to die, you could probably give up your adventurers privilege just like Rundellhaus got it.
And Elder Tales world seems more interesting than Ivalice to me.
Considering the sprinkler build, I wonder what other hilariously unintended spec-possibilities are available in Elder Tale
Tanking Swashbucklers maybe? debuffing monks? support sorcerers?
This is what I love about Log Horizon, the game feels fantastically real
>Well, in general I've never really understood why people build battle clerics for starters.
Self imposed challenge and the joy of being smug about your cleric being able to take on warriors 1v1 if the build is good?
Reminder that every morning Akatsuki sits beside her lord and watches him sleep.
That's how I've always done it. Smallest dwarf/halfling/whatever is smallest model possible and female for the tank. Beefiest burliest hairiest thing possible and male for the heals.
With actual pencil and paper games you can make it even more fun. Give them an interesting backstory that explains it all. Find some even more ridiculously misleading character art (I can't draw my own).
It was already scanned a few months ago I have them some one wants it.
He's still limited by his scribe level, his materials, and what they allow him to accomplish.
Making a single Lander into an Adventurer was already a feat that pressed his abilities are resources.
> in general I've never really understood why people build battle clerics for starters.
Let me tell you the story of how Clerics came to be IRL. Long ass fucking time ago one faggot got bored with playing your Fighter, Mage, Rouge, Elf and Dwarf the only classes that the game had. Yes, Elf and Dwarf were classes like Fighter and Rouge. So he created Cleric. Said Cleric wasn't a weak-ass pussy like what people think passes as Cleric today. Hell no. He made a combat monster, Van Hellsing-style. Cleric's faith hepled him to smite foes, and heal wounded. Nobody bothered to heal in combat though, it was the most retarded move after trying to play as a tank. Now, he wasn't as strong as Fighter in bashing sculls, but Cleric provided much needed versatility. He could buff, he could fight, and he could be support at the same time. Provided he had time to prepare everything.
That's the original Cleric. Front line skull bashing relentless machine. The template from which every single other holy/faith based class spawned.
Man, I almost want to buy this shit and learn moon even though it would be hard as balls since I'm quite busy right now.
Never had a feeling so complicated.
Doesn't look very cute to me. Wouldn't want to play with.
That's about close to how Cleric originally looked. Cute enough for me.
You pick the race you want to play. If you want to play as Dwarf you are automatically assigned to Dwarf class, shitty version of Fighter. Same deal with Elf, though you get a better deal since you're a bastard child of Fighter and Mage. And the best part is that you can't pick any other class, only Humans could pick them.
>Long ass fucking time ago one faggot got bored with playing your Fighter, Mage, Rouge, Elf and Dwarf
>implying any of this is true
Cleric was originally a homebrew class designed for a specific villain by a member of the dev team, he liked so much that he made it one of those classes where you needed to be lucky at chargen to get like monk or paladin.
Just pick any red box retro-clone and try it. Labyrinth Lord is pretty boss.
Stop speaking bullshit. Paladin wasn't in core untill ADnD 2E, and monk wasn't core till 3E.
You had, but the rule itself specified that you can ignore it if you really want to play some other class.
Meh except the retarded mask he's got the build for it and he knows how to make himself look taller in a photograph. His swords are of sufficient craftsmanship even though the same cannot be said for the clothes.
They don't have enough of a population to need to yet, or be able to maintain all the infrastructure that the landers do now.
And the landers, for the most part, are still being useful doing all the stuff that the adventurers think of as jobs for NPCs.
If they start breeding though, they'll probably outcompete the landers, or maybe just interbreed until there aren't any left
There are LITERALLY people, in this thread, right now, who wouldn't fuck Tetra in the database.
There are even more who wouldn't fuck Tetra out of the database but that's okay
Get that GIRL out of here, real best girl coming through
>not liking NEET-hime
Misa is a proof of your good taste, though
Henrietta is garbage. Roe2 is clearly the better glasses girl.
So why is KR here? I thought he was still in Minami?
Does Indicus send him to spy on Kanami?
I wish I could castrate every single fucko on /a/ who says this in their OP. You don't guess, you know you made the fucking thread for a reason you fucking mouth-breather.
Maryelle a best, Akatsuki a shit.
Don't tell me that I'm the only person on /a/, who, like Shiroe and Naotsugu, self-inserted himself for his main in most MMOs
I really don't get the appeal of being a little girl, I'd rather RP as an evil overlord with his own harem of sex slaves to be honest
well, the reason he made the thread was to ask about scanning the setting materials, having the log horizon thread was just sorta an afterthought, hence the "I guess", or I guess so at least
You a shit.
I usually do this in games, being girls is for alt-accounts,
unless they're clerics or they only have girly/gay looking gear I would want to be a real girl if I got an appearance reset potion and I was stuck in Elder Tale.
I'm not a little girl in real life so I need to do it in MMOs. I never ERP or ask for items though. The flavor of being a little girl is enough.
Speaking of evil overlords, who hyped for Overlord here?
Crusty is no ordinary guardian. He's an absolute madman.
MC is an evil skeleton overlord apparently
More like a fetus actually
Speaking of fetuses, did anyone screencap the post about endlessly respawning aborted fetuses and then a necromancer abusing this and creating an army of aborted fetuses?
She even respects the Adventurer's Freedom™.
To this day I remember the Saya no Uta scene
IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS repeat a hundred times
Is that a reference to the Reckoning Bomb from vanilla WoW? Charge up five hours of counter-attacks without striking back then oneshot the first thing your hammer touches.
Totally. But only because girls with animal ears are my fetish
Would rather the lolis
So how long until he finally loses his shit?
oh screw you guys she seems like she'd be fun
Wait, her sub-class really is 'courtesan'?
Christ I thought you fucks were kidding!
It means she pleases old men for money OHOHOHOHOHOHO
Haha...you shouldn't have doubted us.
It's not just a joke either, she used her courtesan skills to seduce the nobles of the West into supporting Plant Hwayden financially. That's how she was able to buy the Cathedral. Nureha is literally a doujin character
That's up for debate. She's a geisha, and traditionally the top-ranked geisha's entertained nobles with their wit, their singing/musical skills, and noble conversation. They rarely if ever had sex with their clients, which is why many were successful into their 40s.
On the other hand,
Nureha has a history of sexual abuse and forced prostitution at the hands of her mother, and apparently doesn't have much self-esteem or self-respect. So its quite possible she slept around.
Which you believe is usually where you come down on Nureha as a character.
Sorta? She's technically an "entertainer" of sorts which means music, conversation and thing as well as sometimes sex. But in Nureha's case she probably did a lot of the sex. I mean, how many lander noblemen wouldn't want to fuck sexy fox lady?
She was the armor girl from his guild.
I make my male characters as pretty as I can and all my female ones are scarred up hardasses and/or short-haired/bald hardasses.
whatever this says about my sexuality/mental state, I already know, thanks
That's what I did with pso and ffxi. Changed a thing or two but it's all from the same general template.
My alts however are whatever the hell randomly pops into my head.
Now that i stopped to think about it there's at least a few little sister type alts.
Sticking your dick in crazy is perfectly ok if not amazing. The key is making sure the crazy doesn't know your name, address, phone number or anything that can let them track you down EVER.
>Krusty is gone
WHY MARMALADE WHY
FUCK THIS, I WANTED TO PROTECT HIS SMILE, NOW I DON'T. FUCK YOU MARMARE.
At least they still got soujirou and eins
It's a town populated by every adventurer in the region. Even if what you're implying happens the people that are sitting their asses in town all day are numerous and capable enough to defend. Now the landers on the other hand. they're fucked.
It's a good thing shiroe didn't give away the property rights to all the land so that the adventurers could filter out goblins in the settings or at least just turn the lock on so that the doors can't be opened from the outside once landers are evacuated.
I mean that would totally suck for the landers if the goblins could just walk right into the "adventurer" buildings they're hiding in.
The mob protection is gone too.
Soon an army of gobbos will invade Akiba like fucking Helm's Deep.
And then on the 1st light of the 5th day, Shiroe and William will arrive on horseback with the entire silverswords behind them to senmetsu those dirty gobbos.
Oh not long
On that note, since she's such a skilled courtesan, does that mean she's good in bed?
I bet she's double-jointed, has no gag reflex and she fucks like she's being electrocuted
Well, she was supposed to have already shown up seeing traumatized nightmares about men who fucked her, and then Indicus shows up to further degrade her by verbally abusing her.
But the whole scene got skipped over. Hopefully they didn't just cut it out, and just moved it to after the current 6/7 arc.
It does show up on the Opening animation briefly so I'm hoping.
I didn't like SAO at all and people have been calling Log Horizon amazing. I started watching it and it's ridiculously BORING.
Not boring in the sense that it lacks action scenes and explosions. Boring because the actual story and characters are painfully dull. I can't get attached to any of the characters, they're so generic and lacking in personality. The main character for once isn't a sword wielder in an MMORPG but he is just so bland. My shit has more personality than the whole cast. The show also likes to be funny (TRY to be funny). But the humor is on par with everything, else, really bland and cliche. Oh look at the little girl, she's so cute lets dress her up and she blushes! Oh, this guy is a pervert hahaha so funny! It's like the writers have no creativity whatsoever.
Everything is dull, there is nothing compelling story-wise. Animation is just as bland as the characters. Soundtrack is okay for what it is, opening is catchy. The show is a 3/10 at best. It's such a shame, I thought this could be the show I can talk about to SAO fans. But it's just as bad in its own way.
How Souji has not hit that with the force of a thousand Sun gods I will never understand
He craves Shiro-sempai's D.
Not really hard to understand.
I mean, look at his romantic blushing both in the anime and the manga when Shiroe comes up in a topic. It's like he's not even trying to hide it.
I know, right? I swear, Souji must be insane or something.
You saying that there is something going on between these two?
Do you know what happens to any tank that takes a hit from a raid boss without any gear on you?
Go ahead. Get your raid tank in WoW, take off the armor, and see how you fare against a single hit from a raid boss. Then come back and report.
Bullshit sword is bullshit and you know it
In other news, Tetra apparently wears panties
Indicus' smile makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I'll post the URL
Food Fighter gets better buffs from food, higher chance of food drops both common and rare, can eat & drink faster than others while in combat.
>After the Catastrophy
>The lore text that said "Food Fighters can eat any food deliciously" has become real, they can even taste the normally tasteless menu created food, and scales with level
>They can take a tasteless food, and "feed" it to other players, and the other players can taste as well
>A girl in Nakasu found this effect right after the Apocalypse, and became revered as Goddess as she fed food to other players from her divine hands. This effect later became known as a Kuden "God Hands".
>Many adventurers wanted to switch to Food Figher, but after the Catastrophy the quest needed to be one, "eat 100 sushi" became nearly impossible to complete. No one successfully was able to change their subjob to Food Fighter
Don't sexualise the Akatsuki, it makes her sad
Akatsuki is only for sexualizing
If Henrietta accidentally takes Akatsuki's virginity, can that be healed?
>not wanting to offer her hymen to her Lord
Do you even Loyalty, scum?
>born again virgin
Every fine meal requires an appetizer
Well you can get used to things like getting cuts or bruises
I'm not entirely sure you can experience something exactly like getting your hymen torn beforehand so at the very least it's probably going to be noticeable and weird and scary
Even worse than the cake date episode
Because Akatsuki needs muh drama.
>mfw they all go back to the real world
>mfw they are retain their ingame appearances, characteristics and magic
>mfw this causes a sort of Second Apocalypse where magic and roleplaying abilities appear in the real world.
>mfw when both Elder Tale and the real world begin to merge, but death is final in any case.
That would be a godlike ending.
>inherent penis bulge
What if the real world was the database all the time but in the past?
this guy gets it, I always get bossy and order them.
They can't speak back because they know I'm saving their asses.
One of the extras notes also has a hidden boss leftover from a previous catastrophy. It's definitely not the first.
I sorta suspect the mobs are in the same boat as adventurers but they failed to find a way home. Adventurers showing up has made the few that survived this long with memories get motivated again.
Being the reliable comrade behind the front line is always causes satisfaction, not just healing, but comman- I mean supporting them.
Alvs made the demihumans before adventurers existed, or are you saying that the demihumans were from irl but not with the strength of adventurers, but still the rez magic, so then went insane and THEN into the demihumans that attacked etcanyway, got a link to those extras notes?
I'm saying the creation and results of the demihumans sounds very similar to the creation of the adventurers.
Died--> respawn ad infinium
Made of souls
Capable of magic despite it being something you have to manually learn if not an adventurer in the setting when stuff doesn't always have a very high int score.
That Raid boss dragon the summoner has under a pact sounds fully sapient.
Raid bosses running around with ancient alv gear
This is only a theory but the alvs may have pulled the same trick the Landers pulled on adventurers on the demihumans.
The Landers getting wiped out was presumably from the demihumans cooperating with each other. Landers were kind of douches(slavery) after all and they probably thought that by getting rid of them they could go home.
Once it became clear they couldn't actually return home (or the really bored ones did this for shits/giggles) they turned on the alvs in anger/revenge which is why ancient alv gear/tech is held by raid bosses and the bosses have a tendency to be (locked?) in ye olde alv ruins.
It's a pretty good theory.
Alvs may sought out aggressive antagonizing creatures from another world to unleash on the humanoids of Theldesia as revenge.
And the Landers copied Alvs magic to summon creatures closer to themselves - namely the Adventurers, in the same fashion, to combat the demihumans.
It would make sense.
Alternatively now that I think of it the demihumans killing Landers was from when it was a game and once it "became real" they immediately attacked the Alvs.
It wouldn't be surprising if Adventurers somewhere found out they were summoned by landers and got pissed. The Landers were just fortunate enough that enough time passed for the original summoners to not be there.
>Leonardo will never look like this in the anime
We finally see evil Soujirou next episode
can some anon who knows moonrunes translate what's the current news in Akiba?
Serial Killer in Akiba!?
To summarize, there's been more than 10 victims of the killer but they have no idea who or whta it is. The guards don't seem to be responding to the kills, and even though the killer is obvioiously very strong, the identity has not been confirmed.
Also laughed at the bogus issue number. issue 208864328.
Below the issue number is a blank ad spot looking for any sponsors to place an ad.
The bit on the left is Eins answering interview on how investigation is going.
Reminder that /a/ sings database is going on and has a deadline on the 7th of next month.
Lyrics, email, etc are in here:
wait so does the serial killer do permadeaths or something?
part of me thinks its those protector knights that came out of warp holes to stop players pking each other in town as the armour design looks familiar.
Based Labnonymous. Are you still missing submissions? If I recall correctly you started this around 1 year ago.
Hope you still have mine from back then.
I have a good base of submissions to go off of for this, but I'd like a little bit more as a sort of buffer. I kept all the submissions I've received, so I still should have yours.
>I kept all the submissions I've received, so I still should have yours.
Yeah, I just finished the preview mix and started blushing like a little girl when I heard my retarded "Have a grate-nyanderful dayTōno-san."
I might actually try to sing it again next week, just to check if my singing got any better. Will send it your way, if it's at least half-decent.
Oh look it's that anime people pretend to like just to hate SAO and fit in with the other internet hipsters. Amaaaazing.
Isuzu and Rundelhaus are such a cute couple.
And Rundelhaus is my favorite character.
Or maybe it's just a damn enjoyable anime?
5/10, you got me to respond.
I just don't like the romance part of SAO and the way it handles it games.
But you're allowed to like things I don't like and I can still respect your opinion, anon.
If you can describe Log Horizon with one word, that would be the least fitting. The story and characters are extremely plain. Same can be said about the animation and OST.
Coming from a guy who TRIED to like Log Horizon, it's really not that much better than SAO. Log Horizon also has a forced romance between a one-dimensional pedobait character and a Gary Stu MC. Also, SAO at least had some entertainment value and some good Yuki Kajiura music. Log Horizon is just so boring and is just a bunch of nothing. That's basically what it is: fucking nothing.
Nice strawman, but no.
I hate Gary Stus that are loved by a one-dimensional bland piece of shit. The pervert, as quirky as he tries to be is about as entertaining as a rock. The rest of the cast is so forgettable and stupid that they don't even really matter. The story isn't compelling in any way.
I wish the next episode would be here already.
There are no stops on the bully train
>seeking revenge for the murder of an innocent young women
You can't be serrious
Granting a single lander "adventurer" status drained all of his phantasm level resources. In order to pull of reality warping events Shiro needs those materials.
The only way to get phantasm level items is to complete raids.
The players could do that but then everything would grind to a halt. All of the menial jobs in the world are occupied by the landers. There aren't enough players to keep the system running on their own.
So, is Souji a sociopath who puts on the niceguy face or a niceguy who just snaps if someone touches his harem?
I hope to god it's the first one. His murderface gives me the chills.
How the fuck did he even understand that he needed phantasmal item requirements anyway? it seems like a pretty big logic leap. For all he knows e could have used mundane materials.