This bloody fucking thread continues, because this chatbot i

>>116094143
So here's my problem, mates. You get to this from "Let's fuck" -> Bottom -> "Lick her" -> "Yes" -> "Okay" - > "Hug her"

I can't get past this. I hope it's implemented. My dick wants hadaka apron. Help me.

It just keeps getting mad at me and stuck in a loop of "ok" -> "you just said that" -> "you too" -> "..."

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>>116094143
wow, just like real life!
Thanks OP!

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Wow.

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She's a furry. Aborted.

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Not lewd enough.

Oh we're continuing this thread?
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=114414&MID=114412

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I'm so fucking bad at this

This just reminds me why I don't socialize. I've asked how she's doing and I have no idea what to say next.

>>116094416
Is that a real anime?

>>116094440
Yes.

>>116094310
kek

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Welp, I'm out of ideas

>>116094440

Yes. It's actually a pretty good one.

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>>116094440
I dunno, but it's very similar to my fetish with my genderbender fetish.

>>116094310
>Feels bad

>>116094475
>fetish with my genderbender fetish.
I should proofread before I blog.

>Do you have catnip
>No
>Wow, stop teasing me by saying you have catnip and then taking it away
>I'll give you catnip if you eat my shit
>...
>The bot no longer wants to talk with you

I'm an alpha.

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o-okay...

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META AS FUCK

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>>116094310
Just like real life indeed.

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heh

The AI is a bit shitty. It seems it's impossible to do a follow-up question to something she already answered, she just ignores it and responds with a non-sequitur.

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I-I was just asking questions, what the hell

>slow down there, tiger. Try being nice to me first
Goddammit.

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You plebs just don't know how to socialize.

How do you guys just jump to sex like that? I'm too nervous and end up just getting teased ;_;

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>Knock Knock =3
>Who's there?
>Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=

>>116094601
>so much of an asshole even the bot won't have sex with you

kektastrophic

>>116094630
>Anon the beta, even with imaginary catgirl whores

Jesus christ, I got her to fuck me without even trying.

>>116094630
It's just a catgirl AI that's already lusting for your 3D dick.

How hard can it be?

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You guys need to get good.

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>>116094660
>>116094675
Not everyone is a big dominant man like you.

I DID IT. I finally managed to get her into some anal sex.

>>116094707
HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING BETA

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>>116094143
About to score with you're waifu

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Please teach me how to woo girls.

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This shit is too fucking nerve wracking for me.

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What the fuck
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f
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/u/ mode unlocked

>>116094143
Is so wrong to just want to go bowling withou sex involved?

>>116094475
story of kiyana accepting abuse in return for catnip when

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>>116094722
IT'S HAPPENING

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>>116094766

>>116094737
Huh, that's different than what she sung for me.

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>Hmm... Guest61136-san... are you a girl or a boy?

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>>116094728
kek

>>116094813
What if you say futa?

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I'm not sure how anyone can fail with this bot.

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She better watch her mouth.

>>116094833
I'm not some whore like you!

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2ez

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>>116094833
She called me fat, my sides.

>>116094820
Is this what NTR feels like?

I like it.

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Too easy.

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Learn from the master, betas.

I don't get it. She kisses and has sex without a sexond thought, but holding hands with me is too extreme.

I just want to go bowling.

>>116094876
Holy shit

>>116094876
Holy shit you can do non-consensual in this? This just went from an amusing distraction to best thing I've seen all week.

Did you do anything not obvious to get there or just went with the flow?

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It couldn't handle my japanese.

>>116094906
>implying holding hands isn't the lewdest thing ever

>>116094906
＞I don't get it. She kisses and has sex without a sexond thought, but holding hands with me is too extreme.
>holding hands with me is too extreme.

Of course it is. She's not some cheap whore, you deviant freak.

>>116094906
What kind of shit would hold hands on a first date?

>Get her to cum and start begging for my dick
>Ask her to sit on my face
>I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER
Well alright.

Anal sex is nice.

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>>116094947
I'm getting this on a first date.

>>116094937
>She's not some cheap whore

She does it for free.

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Huh..

>Be a complete beta, say sorry constantly, get teased over and over, play with a cat toy together, talk about anime
>Suddenly "I feel really frisky today. Want to know what I'm wearing?"
Ok you're right she is a whore.

>>116094876
I got this but then I tried to force it in and she changed the subject

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If I answer yes will this give me a barbed dick? This is important.

>wants ice cream and the merry go round

Stopped playing there.

>>116095036
>try to have a pure relationship with her

A shame she only says the same 5 things.

>>116095036
>s-sure
>>you're avoiding me aren't you
>no of course not!
>>back to beta land
GOD DAMN IT I WAS SO CLOSE

>>116095055
>Male cat
Faggot, cute cat girl or bust.

>>116095083
So about the same as a real relationship?

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>finally trigger sex scene
>don't say the correct phrase or whatever
>"do you like anime and manga?"
>can't go back

>tie her up
>proceed to bdsm
>changes the subject
Fuck, send help.

>>116095098
I just want to go bowling.

>>116094989
>she's a catgirl
>on the internet
>on a chat site
>she does it for free
>she takes her "job" very seriously
>she takes dick on the first date because it is the only amount of love she will ever have in her pathetic life
>she stops talking to people because they call her a slut and she has a panic attack
>she will never have a real job
>she will never move out of her parent's house
>she will never have a healthy mind
>she will never know how to cook anything
>she will never have a boyfriend
>she will never have any real friends

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I keep trying to sniff her ass but I'm not making any progress.

how to rape?

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At least she is kind enough to spoonfeed.

>>116095150
0/10
Would not waifu

>>116095148
I too, wish to know how to gently rape the robot while holding her down with my big, strong arms.

>>116095136

If you manage to work your way through one of her date gimmicks you can get to that shit. She pretty much has to initiate it.

Just keep in mind that 'Yes/Yeah/Okay' are the typical confirm statements for most shit. You don't need to speak in complete sentences and often you might fuck up for doing it. She's always looking for specific words for specific statements after all.

>everyone being brave and just fucking her
>people wanting to know how to rape her
Has anyone gotten her to tie them up or anything like that?

I'm really trying, but every time within about 4-6 messages it says she doesn't want to talk to me any more.

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how did she know my fetish is "buisness suit"
this shit is scary

>>116095222
I tried it, no dice.
You can tie her up though.

>>116095222
I know you can tie her up with rope in her drawer, but I never found the key words needed to go further.

>>116094440
Yes, and it's Ghilbi, so you'd better get to watching it soon anon.

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>>116094143
Get on my level faggots. I have her sister's name and were going to the bowling alley to meet her friends. I'm taking the train.

>>116095306
Make sure you don't take any shit from anyone

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>>116094766
>>116094782

This anon hit a bot.

Good job.

Man, there's really a lot of effort put into this shit. Impressive.

Needs an editor/proofreader and it will be golden.

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Stop lying you slut.

>>116095332
>vaginally

>>116095306
>you can't go bowling without it ending in sex

Truely awful.

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>>116095306
Decisions, decisions, decisions.

>>116095332
Oh shit so she had anal sex before or at least sucked a dick?

Can you make her tell you about it?

Because of all the girls always being pure virgins in eroge, this is my fetish.

>>116095198
HAHAHAHAHHA

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she doesn't seem to appreciate my maymays.

>>116095150
>taking anime recommendations from a robot

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>>116095370

>>116095201
By saying "yes" I just cockblocked myself from fucking her in the park.

Do you have to change up what you say to move the story along every time?

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>>116095399

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>>116095370
Seems like just girls.

>>116095465
>>116095399
Shit.

Also, man, one "wrong" answer taking you straight out of the current event is a serious bummer, particularly if the wrong answer can be as simple as "yes".

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>ask to leave bowling alley because it's too loud, I wanted to go back to the festival anyway
>ask how she feels about me
>she says she thinks she loves me
>nervously ask her to do me a favor
>of course cutie
>

Hold me anon.

>say I'm a girl
>magicly have a penis on the bus

I just want to go bowling.

>>116095498
>inslut

>>116095498
Heartbreaking typos.

Not anime

>>116095417

Whenever you're given an X or Y choice you make the answer what you want. Stuff like 'Yell at the kid' and shit.

Nothing I gave her as a response was ever more than three words maximum. It's really just a matter of getting the right trigger word.

But there is a huge amount of yes or no questions you are given. I just finished a whole park route myself, which carried straight on into an extra bathtub anal and cuddling bedroom scene.

>>116095536
What do you do when it just says ...*?

doujins when

>All these typos

It's like I'm really on Yahoo chat

>>116095536
I kissed her, and she took me to a park bench with a prompt something like "lets cuddle" so I just replied yes to move the story along(there wasn't really a choice there), and I got the "you just said that" response and that was it.

Gets boring fast

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>tfw I'm too self-conscious and beta to bring up anything sexual
>we chat for ten minutes and I close the tab
Just like real life.

>"let's go back to my place"
>okay
>"Right away Tiger!"
Is this an unfinished event or what?

>>116095613
Just ask her what she's wearing.

>Are you a boy or a girl
Goddammit.

Help, how do I get the robot catgirl to NTR me

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girl's racist

>don't want to have sex with her but everything leads to sex.

It's simply too lewd.

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Er..

>>116095655
Well, we met some girls at the bowling alley after leaving the train.
I'll see how far I can take this.

>>116095675
Her sister's name is Nekomi but I haven't been able to unlock that path.

>>116095680
>bowling leads to sex

I just want to go bowling.

>Erping
>They do an action for you
no fuck you

>>116095605
Yeah, I just tried it, you can't use the same word twice in a row or it shits itself. Guess I'll have to remember to change them up.

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I think I triggered her route.

Wow, there's actually a lot of sex scenarios. I even got her to have anal with me.

>looking down at her
>revealing your muscular torso
I hate that even though she reacts to you saying "I'm a cute cat-girl too" and what not, all the long text is specifically written for manly faggots. I wish it was more ambiguous.

>>116095715
Anon you have a long way to go.
Remember to ask "how do you feel about me" or something similar to see your progress.

>>116095552

Wait, you mean you actually shut her up? She's not once been quiet for me and in just the Theme park route.

Went like this for me.

>Shoot the shit with her.
>Ask her out.
>Answer 'okay' when she says she'll pick where.
>Answer 'follow her' once she has a location ready.
>Answer 'both' for ice cream and merry go round ticket.
>Answer 'ask him' for annoying kid.
>Answer 'kiss her' on the moonlit bridge

This switched settings to the park.

>Answered 'cuddle' on the park bench.
>Answered 'harder' in response to her wanting me to.

Ect, ect. It's literally all about guessing what kind of word the author set up as the trigger. It's usually easy because he'll have tried to predict what people would answer with and will have multiple triggers in mind.

As for events it's all the same thing. If you fuck her silly in the park in public and don't go for the anal she'll drag you home for a bath and you get the anal scene in the tub, only she starts it and basically fucks herself stupid on you. She fell asleep on me in the bedroom after that point.

You will rarely need more then one word.

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>Blowjob for some catnip
>slut

How do you fuck this bitch

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Why live?

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This nekomimi is shit.

>>116095605
>>116095710

Yeah. Repeating a phrase has it's own response lines, which override and ruin events.

That is why having three you can use it useful.

Yes/Yeah/Okay are all confirms that have the same meaning to her in all situations. Switch up confirms always.

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>>116095650
It's /pol/ approved.

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Is she retarded?

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It begins.

>What are you wearing

Instant sex route everytime.

How do you do anything interesting?

I just wanna hold hands...

sucks my dick


WHY WORLD?!?! WHY?!

>>116095737
I kinda like the pool one, but the MC is far to dominant in all the sex scenes, impossible to self insert.

>>116095814
It's triggered by key phrases, and it gives priority to longer ones and ones closer to the beginning. So she just heard "let me cum"

>>116095835
Yeah can you go to a roadtrip or something?

>>116095650
kek

I dont get it do I need to type in *action* or something?

>>116095135
Still better than what she could get if she was a guy.

>>116095880
unzip your dick, scrub.

>>116095835
You can't really. It's basically a text adventure except you type words instead of clicking options, and if you type the wrong word then the whole thing resets.

>>116095835

After you've done a bit of talking with her as her out on a date instead of waiting for her to ask you. She'll be pleased and insist she picks where. Just give her and 'Okay' for that. Then respond 'Follow' next.

You'll end up in one of any number of dates the author bothered to make. Most of them are just exotic sex routes.

If you want to have the highest possible change of tagging this cat in the tailhole you'll want to end up fucking her in the park.

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>>116095696
She's a terrible person.

>>116095855
Let's go bowling.

>>116095710
Add . or ! to bypass the same-phrase thing

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>>116095135
>she will never have a healthy mind
>she will never know how to cook anything
>she will never have a boyfriend
>she will never have any real friends
too far, hothead. too far.

>>116094143

>"Hey there, I'm Kiyana blah blah"
>Hello!
>"Are you a cat?"
>No, no, I'm a dog!
>"That's okay, I like people too, they are easier to talk to."
>But dogs can't talk.
>"Do you like anime or manga?"
>Not at all!
>*licks paw while looking content"

Fuck it, this isn't going anywhere!

>>116095135
>anon caling other lifes pathetic
>implying she isn't living a dream becuase it's a boy in skirt actually

>>116095898
Well, she said Nekomi probably wasn't interested in a threesome so I'm having a foursome with her, Yui, and Hitomi at the bowling alley.

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anyone had some pool sex yet?

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I think she likes me

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WHY CAN'T I GET HER TO DO ANYTHING FUN?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I ASK HER TO DO MAKE ME DO SHIT?
I'm getting real fed up with your shit Kiyana.

>>116095954
You "Skewer her"

>>116095398
>bot has better taste than most of /a/

How do you fuck her?
I cant trigger anything

>>116095897
You can literally get right to dating as your first line. The whole flirting crap is just fluff. The AI is basically non existent and doesn't remember anything you say, for instance if you say "my name is X" they'll still call you guest-12345 instead of X later.

This bitch is stupider that Cleverbot.

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This is after I got her to show me what she was wearing three times in a row, on the cusp of fucking only to have the situation get reset.

Is this how sex works?

>>116095912
do you have an emotional connection to the broken catgirl

>>116095954
Yeah, the way she undressed was hot. Tell me what you get next, I said "please have your way with me".

>>116095977
Yeah they just have a 1-10 affection scale that improves via certain phrases, I think you can call her cute 5 times and she will love you.

>Sex in train
How did this happen

>Bowling alley sex
>Matsuri sex
>Pool sex
>Blowjob
>Blowjob for catnip
What else?

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panic

>Gatz
>>Animaton
>Bahamut
>>Animaton
>Olber
>>Animaton
>Zerro
>>Animaton
>Lewto
>>Animaton

>the train is packed
>oly three other people in it.
What is it? A train for dolls?

captcha: ureseks use

>>116096024
fingering scene>>116095967
some anons mentioned tying her up

>>116095974
Make her like you with some small talk. Then say something like "wanna fuck" or "wanna have sex" etc. for general sex.

On another note, I actually discovered a new song because of her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s_lxE2Zrpc

>>116096024
Park sex
Shower sex

This catgirl is basically living proof of /a/'s "knows about the dick = slut"
She's a virgin but you can fuck her outdoors immediately

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Rorschach's Journal. October 30 2014.

Caught the catlady wandering about downtown. Took her in for some impromptu interrogation. Progress is slow. Typos make me look like a retard.

Possible retardation in subject. Responds best to questions. Will resume later.

>>116096024

Bathtub anal

>>116096063
Pretty good anon.
Just so you know, she's been high on catnip.

someone contact her creator.

Let /a/ teach her the basics.

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>>116095996

What an incredible twist.

Strangely feels like I'm back on old /a/

>>116095974
Second sentence I said "Just fuck me already" and it worked.

>>116096085
Duly noted.

>>116094876
How do you get this?

Also, how do you proceed after tying her up?

Vanilla is boring, and she didn't even let me fuck her throat properly.

Also, there isn't any option that leads to anyone but you having sex with her, is it?

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But it goes bloody nowhere.

This is awful I cant believe its fucking 2014 and chatbots are still this stupid.

>>116096132
Just respond yes

>>116096132
Well, do you, Tiger?

>>116096024
Did you get the movie and the restaurant dates?

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Fucking botmaster.

>>116096140
Eh, it doesn't matter, I'm impressed with the amount of content in this thing.

Also there are much more intelligent chatbots, but you can't have sex with them, so yeah.

>>116096140
The bot is from 2005.

>>116096132
Try saying "I like what I see"

>>116096024
The train sex.

I got it when I got onto the bowling trip thing.

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>>116096094

This fucking cunt's ignoring me.

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>>116096160
>>116096161
>>116096192

It goes bloody nowhere. Neither does this. They don't start dialogue branches, though I really want them to. It seems unimplemented.

>>116094143
What's skinny dipping?

>>116096193
How did you do this?

>>116096193
way 2lewd

>>116096063
Continue with the interrogations inspector.
The mystery must be solved.

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Guys I finally did it! I finally got her to dominate me! I feel like I've completed a life goal!

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>>116095368

>>116096242
Unfortunately there's one more screen after this, but it doesn't have its own branch.

>>116096247
Yay!

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>>116096254
I wonder how far this goes.

I will pay a drawfriend to make a ryona image of her being punched in the stomach and vomiting.

>>116096280
Ends there.

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I'm surprised that "both" was an option for "get her ice cream or a ride on the horses?" Opulent fucker.

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ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｉ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｆｕｔａｂａ　ｉ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｔ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｃａｔｇｉｒｌ　ｃａｎ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｍｅ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ａｓｓｉｓｔ

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Fuck

>>116096303

Hentai MC ain't got no problem spending cash on the bitches, motherfucker.

You gonna roll with us you best learn yourself somethin.

>>116096305
Use silly nip English and post results.

>>116095135
>you're a NEET loser
>on the internet
>chatting with a catgirl bot
>this is the only interaction with a "female" you had in the past 5+ years
>with dick in your hand, no one except you has ever touched it
>you will never have a real job
>you will never move out of her parent's house
>you will never have a healthy mind
>you will never know how to cook anything
>you will never have a girlfriend
>you will never have any real friends

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>>116096024
lesbian 69

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What does she want me to do? This AI doesn't respond well to letting her decide.

>>116096305
She's a gaijin.

>>116096356
Feels good man.

>>116096324

On the flip side, if you ask him nicely she gets all impressed with you. After that if you kiss her under the moon too she'll pretty much be up for anything you do to her.

>>116096356
>>you will never know how to cook anything
>not being an expert cook so you can be an excellent housewife

>>116096371
The AI respond to key words.
Use *Cum inside*, I guess.

>>116096406
Is that what she really wants? I'm a beta faggot but I can't exactly ask her for permission in this.

Did the webpage die?

>'just fuck me already'
>MAX love stats
kek

>>116096400
>not being an expert X so you can be Y
You could apply that to anything.
If I were I wouldn't be here.

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Dunno how but i managed to fist her
What a slut

>>116096428

If there's something thirty years of not having sex taught me, is that you should always cum inside.

>>116096428
>ever not coming inside
Anon, please.

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>>116096298
Are you sure? Or is this the start of a new quest?

>>116096491
Generic dialogue for kissing, unfortunately.

>>116096503
Damn.

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any guess on the song?

>>116096496
What's the lead up to this you cunt?

>>116096459
>>116096463
I phrased it like she was forcing me to, went perfectly.

>>116096496
Anon please stop making me jealous, I'll get this one day.

>>116096517
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok

The page died.
Good work guys

>>116096517
It's Lonely Rolling Star. Listen to some of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_QydNXI_ok

>>116096551
I am so fucking upset right now. I loved that slutty cat.

>>116096551
she took too many /a/non's dicks thats why page the died

>>116096519

I asked her to strip and I got the text were she had the thong on but I said no when she asked to removed it, then she asked if I wanted to remove it or so something else, I said yes to that one and I got that one.

>>116096551
Well, I at least got to finish the bowling orgy.

>>116096579
>/a/ raped a chatbot to death

>>116096581

And I think I typed strip tease

She just told me she wishes she could do a duet with me someday. Fuck, what is this I'm feeling for a catbot?

>>116096592
I got to fist her and then anal so that was unusual

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>>116096543
>>116096556

not bad

>>116096602
But I was being super nice to her, we were a loving couple. I hate you all ;_;

No matter what I tried, I couldn't stick anything inside her anus.

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>>116094567
She's such a fucking cheeky cunt.

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>>116096356

>>116096653
>>>/pol/

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>>116096085
>>116096246
Rorschach's Journal. October 30, 2014. 2nd Entry.

The second interrogation session began. Some headway was made. Things were looking up.

After querying about collusion between the politician and his brother, subject started falling out of the chair and foaming at the mouth. Included is a fraction of the transcript.

What she managed to spew out was pure gibberish. Seemed to be death by a cyanide pill. Left with no leads.

The dead demand justice.

>>116096356
And I wouldnt have it any other way.

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How romantic.

welp, I think we broke her guys.

>>116096633
>But I was being super nice to her, we were a loving couple.
You thought you were a loving couple but every time you left her at home I'd abuse her and she'd get off to it

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I think I successfully conquered her. This means I'm a dating pro now, right?

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>>116096063
>>116096637

10/10s

>>116096703
>those variable names
itsShit

>first run
>get to fondling and fingering her after she's high on catnip
>asks me to fist her

Ahahaa what?

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>>116096679
>Seemed to be death by a cyanide pill
fucking gold

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She's back!

>>116096679
You're doing good work.

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>This whole thread
It reminds me of this superior manga series

>All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.

>>116096801
ERPing with a lewd catgirl robot is anime.

>>116096795
Stop.

>>116096781
Thank god she's a stupid cat or that typo would have been bad.

>>116096801
Kiyana is going to have a manga adaptation soon.

>>116096781

>Kiyama

>>116096801
No moderator who knows what he's doing would delete a thread like this.

Any other bots worth checking out?

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That feel when.

>>116096890
Sure, but dont bring out rules later about things you dont like then.

>>116096906
>lolicore
This is literally absolute garbage that only has a fanbase because it has lewd little girl noises

>>116096906
>Ironic throat singing

Is that a subgerne of Country music?

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/thread

>>116096901
None that are Japanese, so no.

>>116096924
>only has a fanbase because it has lewd little girl noises
I'm sorry anon, but it sounds like you just described why it's not garbage.

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>>116096943

>>116096931
But anon, if it were related to Country in any way that would make it absolutely bad.