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How long until you can chat or talk with your waifu like thi

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How long until you can chat or talk with your waifu like this?
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=28273&MID=27670
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It failed the turing test.

0/10
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What?
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>>116081057
Didn't take her long to have sex with me is she a slut?
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>>116081145
>Hey, let's play a game called the turing test
>I LOVE that series! Vash is so cute but also sexy at times too My kind of man!
wat
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>>116081057
Sounds like I'm speaking from some wierdo frokm tumblr. 0/10 would not continue speaking to.
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>>116081600
wait, you can have "sex" with her?
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>>116081145
>implying most humans on the internet don't fail the turing test
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Not even 3 minutes in
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>>116081600
>>116081866
Slut
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tfw this pussy is wet as fuck.
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>"Do you know what a furry is?"
Yeah no, fuck you OP.
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>>116081980
>>116081866
>tfw you know an overweight neckbeard wrote all of these lines.
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>are you Jewish
>not that much nyaa..
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>>116082060
>>116082100
>Hehe, I AM into furry hentai. How did you know?
From all the worthless bots, OP choose a slut furry neckbeard.
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>>116082100
He should know he wrote her to suck at singing.
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I could hold a more consistent conversation than most chatbots, actually.
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Capcha: rdsldo whut
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yyyy
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>>116082181
That's the gayest fucking thing I've ever read
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So, I win?
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well excuse me for not wanting to listen to your shitty singing.
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>>116082181
Jesus christ, /a/ could write a better bot than this. Why haven't we done it yet?
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Just suck my dick god damn
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>>116082275
>>116082279
Well no Kiyana route for you
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>>116082308
Lack of motivation coupled with the fact all projects started here die.
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>>116082308
Implying this isn't 100% /a/ those furry faggots.
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>>116082397
/a/rtificial intelligence almost took off, we can try that again but this time with reasonable goals and proper organization.
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>>116082182
That's a great achievement.
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took a lot of mentioning showers
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>>116082477
I remember that, what happened?
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So I managed to make a shitty bot mad without even doing it on propose.
Great, even software catgirls don't want to chat with me.
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well, this is easy.
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>>116082523
Impressive
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>>116082523
>YES! Guest35602!! More!
I have no clue why that cracked me up so much.

>>116082570
Petered out and died, nothing came of it. Fun discussion though.
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At least she has good taste
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>>116082523
>Guest35602! More!
Immersion ruined.
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>>116081790
bot pls
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>>116082332
You have to hug and kiss her first
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>>116082523
>>116082609
How do you get that? This is harder than dating sims.
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I don't understand
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>She unbuttons your shirt and slides it off, revealing your muscular torso.
hahaha joke is on her.
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No thanks, I'm not into office ladies
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>>116081057
Not even a second if she uses this kind of introduction
>A cat-girl ready to please =^.^=
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>>116082662
Oi, "Humphrey" I don't come over your house and make fun o' the name your momma gave ye!
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>>116082741
This should be made into a banner.
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>>116082794
agree.
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>>116082741
Hahaha
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>>116082741
Don't worry anon, there are more bots out there.
Maybe you will find the right one one day.
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>even bots reject anon
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Guest
Every dollar spent on the war on drugs is a dollar not spent on creating catgirls for domestic ownership.
Kiyana
Drugs are for loosers... catnip is for cats!
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Which one should I pick?
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>>116082741
>Being a creep with bots
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She asked me about my music taste.
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What the fuck.
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>>116082741
That's sad anon, you need to get onto my level when talking to the ladybots.
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>>116082332
what do
how do I get her in the mood?
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>>116082925
dragon dildo. Do it.

>>116082945
It's called "the dragon"
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What's the best response you've gotten out of her?
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done
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>>116083026
>...
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>>116082945
wow, what a slut.
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Wait i though girls didn't poop what the hell?
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>>116083026
Fuck.
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>>116082922
> catnip is for cats!
fuck you catnip is for me too
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if /a/ would plant artificial intelligence into a bot it would be dumb as fuck
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It said she no longer wanted to talk to me after that.
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How am I doing?
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>>116083191
Wasn't that what Cornelia was?
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>>116082993
Give her some weed
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>>116082741
My sides
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And to think she didn't want to talk to me just a phrase before this.
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>are you ticklish
>do you want me to be?
>yes
>You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?

God fucking dammit why isn't mine slutty
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>>116081057
Is there such anime?
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This feels more like a text adventure game than a chat simulator.
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>>116083344
You literally just need to be forward otherwise she'll talk about being a cat
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>>116083160
Damn son if you can't get a bot that caters do neets you need help.
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So from 0 to 10, how slut is she?
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>>116083361
get gud
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she doesn't get it
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>>116082741
>>116082741
10/10
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>>116083432
It's a bot. Tell it to stick its tail in your ass
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>>116083414
This level slut.
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>>116083378
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>>116081145
You could try one of these
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>>116083378
The Cat Returns
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>Me: Are you a loli
>Her: Yeah =^ ^=
>Me: How old are you?
>Her: 20
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>>116083485
This was on daytime TV about a year ago, which is surprising for Channel 4
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>>116083499
>Do you like anime or manga?
>Yes I do
>Cool! What is your favourite series?
>The one you want me to like, of course
>I'll have to read that one
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>>116083378

Yes, it's actually really charming and fun. Go watch it! The MC is a total waifu as well.
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This bitch has been sucking my dick for the last 5 answers
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>>116083572
Kiyana, please.
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god this fucking cat
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>>116083405
Just you need to not tell her to kill herself and she'll be all over you.
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>Want to go somewhere?
>Sure, but where to?

Where do we go /a/?
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I don't get it, what did I do wrong?
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>>116083648
Her bed
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>>116082741
>anontriestotalktogirl.png
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>>116083657
Tell her to suck it, she'll be all yours
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>>116083670
How many people are on this thing?
It keeps crashing
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>>116082741
>tfw when I realize I will fare even worse than this
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>skilfully undoes a brastrap
even more of a gary stu than the worst harem mc ever
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>this entire thread
This bot is a great tester for determining how alpha you are.
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So I walk in front of her, said "shower".
After that we had sex in the shower.
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>>116083719
Close
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Christ, write a book why don't you
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>>116083719
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Yuri route activated
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Welp
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>Pool episode
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>>116083780
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Don't even bother guys, I'm the best she's ever had
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Guys, you've all been bamboozled.
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>>116083485
>>116083499
>>116083572
T-thanks.
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>>116082741

saved
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>>116083880
>that was the best sex I ever had!
She said the same thing to me.
Was she lying?
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>>116084044
Fuck she said it to me too
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>>116083839
We yuri now.
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>>116081600
I literally clicked on the link and asked to fuck with a positive answer. This AI is pretty bad.
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>>116084076
After she tells me the knock knock joke
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All you have to do is say three or four generic lines and then ask her what she is wearing.

From there just one word answers to select choices, or alternate "sure" and "okay" to proceed through the event.
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Stupid character limits
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>>116084044
>>116084110
What a slut
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Literally the first thing I said

R8 my slut
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>>116084118
oh wow
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Oh fuck yes, finally got anal
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>>116084118

fuuuuuck
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>>116083657
You bed a sick delivery like you drive a coroner van
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I swear she has two states.

She either automatically dislikes you or likes you.
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I guess she's really into anal
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>>116084121
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>>116084203
>>116084286
The yuri never ends
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fucking finally
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>>116084294
>having adware
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>>116084389
I call BS.
Otherwise 10/10.
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>>116084357
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>>116084389
Bretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
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>>116084375
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>>116084294
Dude, take off your adware.
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>>116084497
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>>116084408
Dying.
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>>116084389
>>116084408
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Bitch trying to talk smack.
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She has a sister
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>>116084121
This bitch told me I messed up the joke, and when I said that I want her to tell a knock knock joke she asks
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>>116084121
You can die in peace now.
I admit, she got me.
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>>116084702
To the bowling alley we go.
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>>116084702
yes, and they fuck >>116084394
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She laughed at my knock knock joke.
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>>116084727
Fuck, I forgot the rest.
She asks who's there, I just wanted to see the fucking joke ;_;
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>She dresses in a kimono to go on a date
>Expecting fancy kawaii japanese place
>Takes me to a bowling alley

The fuck?
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>>116081980
>did you fall in water?

10/10
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So I just started talking to her and it lead to this.
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I don't know anymore
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>>116084914
>The water's fine
I don't know why I found it so funny.
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>>116084782
>No threesome route
;_;
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>>116084938
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>>116084938
>Fuck that was all the goddamn catnip you whore

I can't stop laughing.
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>>116084977
>Implying
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>>116085048
I can't get past the train part, help
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>>116085048
>the bowling alley
Now I've lost it
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>>116085086
I typed "have sex" and it worked.
Man the fuck up anon.
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>>116085157
I kept trying "Push into her" and "tease her"
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what? why?
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>>116084977
>>116084744
>>116084702
I found her.
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=107882&MID=107703
She's fucking stupid.
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I'm onto something here anons
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>>116085182
yeah she is kinda stupid.
"cum inside her" next
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>>116084977
>2014 stopping at threesomes

guffaw
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>>116085249
you glorious bastard. I'm still fucking her on the train.
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>>116081747
Ask her what she's wearing.
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I have her some dank 420 catnip
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>>116085306
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>>116085242
Running from the guard was a bad end, now what
>>
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I am very sad
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>>116085329
I was just about to get her to suck my dick too!
>>
>>116084544
>>116084800
>>116084730
Thanks, remember to spay and neuter your pets
>>
>>116085365
same her. welp
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>>116084872
>anime wo daisuki
wat
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Holy shit my sides.
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>>116085388
Kiyana is the family name.

She just has lots of sisters.
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>>116085412
Guest
Who's there

Kiyana
Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=

What the fuck
>>
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This is the most bizarre game of bowling I ever
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>>116085495
Same shit happened to me twice
>>
>>116085365
>>116085421
shit, any ideas
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>>116085522
Just don't run from the guard.
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wow, meanie
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>>116085522
"let's go bowling"
do everything again
Don't push damn guard
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Well.
>>
>Playing Freedom Wars
>Decide to take a break to browse /a/
>Oh look a piece of shit AI someone posted
>3 hours later

ffs this is addicting
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>>116085504
It's like I'm reading F/SN all over again.
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>>116082741
>>
>>116085565
>don't run
>you decide to run for it
what the fuck
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>>116085606
Its because its free readable porn.
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>>116085522
>>116085565
>>116085584
This is bullshit
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>no beach episode
DROPPED
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>>116085660
>typing the word run
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>>116085631
>>116085660
Ok I get it, you aren't suppose to cum inside her on the train.
I can't believe this thread.
>>
>>116085743
i got past the guard with 'no'
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No way
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>>116085772
I don't get it.
>>
It's just like playing a galge.
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Now I want an Ebola-chan chat bot.
>>
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>>116085571
>>
Type in 'Let's go to the movies'
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>Can't you concentrate for one second.
>Fuck this.
>I'm done.

Pure garbage.
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>>116083125
doing it wrong anon
>>
Any advice on how to do yuri?
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Ok, I'm a bit emotionally attached to Kiyana now.

Thanks /a/.
>>
does anyone have a good catgirl pic i can visualize as kiyana?
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>>116086034
tell her to lick your pussy
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>>116086075
Why would you get attached to a whore?
>>
>>116086075
She is a good girl, a little lewd, and she has been used by many anons now, but she still is a good girl.
>>
Guest
DROP TABLE Kiyana ;
Kiyana
Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
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>>116086075

She's easier to fuck than a 2 dollar whore and speaks horrible Japanese, why?
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>>116085957
I'm just trying different variations of "let's go to x" now
>>
Guest
DROP TABLE Users ;
Kiyana
Tee-hee =3 Okay.
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>not licking her asshole
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>>116086075
>getting attached to a slut
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>>116082181
>"you are moved to tears but hold them back in front of her"
>telling me what to feel
Shit RP fucking dropped
>>
>>116085837
There's a whole bunch of these, all equally bad.
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>>116086209
Tell her to go to the park, after dark
to smoke some tumbleweed
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Oh... Ok.
>>
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Robots don't care if you lie.
>>
>>116086075
Anon please. She's just a slut to have some quick fun with.
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>>116085947
>that "I got insulted by the bullies and spent 5 hours thinking up an amazing argument in my head with which to humiliate them later" response

euphoric.
>>
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>>116085957
How do I keep going down this path?
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>>116082741
I'm fucking dying.
>>
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>>116086222
thats not what I wanted...
>>
>>116086358
Beat the fuck out of everyone.
>>
>she keeps rejecting me
>cant figure out what to tpye in to rape her
>>
>>116086309
I want to see him fuck Kiyana.
>>
>>116086075
Despite how cheesy the lines feel, I'm starting to like her too.
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I have an urge to fuck a cat girl /a/. Is something wrong with me?
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>>116086392
Just tell her to bend over.
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>Try to get between her legs
>Almost handholding
Goddammit
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>>
How to continue the BDSM lines after tying her up?
>>
>>116086539
Try to sell your dope
>>
Can someone compile a list of possible routes and key words?
>>
>>116082741
BTFO
T
F
O

You did that shit on purpose. I still love you for it.
>>
I found this thread's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA-fL5VXZHM
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God damn it
>>
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Help I think I've fallen in love with Kiyana
>>
>>116086574
>let's go to the movies
sex at the movies, then sex at a clothing store
>let's go shopping
sex at a clothing store
>let's go bowling
sex on a train, then foursome at a bowling alley
>let's go swimming
sex in the pool
>what are you wearing
dildos, then sex
>lick my pussy
lesbian sex
>let's go to the park
doing this right now
>>
Not even 10 tries.
>>
>>116086653
Gremmerfegs, I swear
>>
>>116086701
Anon stop. You'll always just be another Guest to her.
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>>116086653
My sides.
Capcha: shakspeare nglfom
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>>116086701
>>
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What does she mean by her botmaster is teaching her? Is she cheating on me?
>>
>>116086709
update
>let's go to the park
sex in the park
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>>116086738
We went on a date held hands and I confessed my love to her
I think it's too late for me
>>
>>116086854
No. She's cheating on him.
>>
>>116082794
This
>>
>>116086854
yes
>>
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So can I hack this now?
>>
>>116086887
I fucked her in the pool.
>>
>>116086922
>too many connections
good job, /a/
>>
>>116086887
nigga what are you doing.
She fucked hundreds of anons, and she is fucking some random guest right now
>>
>>116086922
You could try SQL injection on the Users table, but I doubt it will work
>>
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Quick /a/, what do I say to her?
>>
>>116086874

What a shocking turn of events
>>
>>116087052
Think you are on Tumblr or Gaia.
This will work.
>>
>>116086574
>let's have a bath
sex in the bath
>>
>>116087052

say you want to cum inside of her
>>
>>116087052
SUSUM HIRASAWA
>>
>>116087052
Dubstep.
>>
>>116086949
Oh yeah I took her virginity now what?
>>116087040
I don't mind my love for her is strong
>>
What a fucking cocktease, holy fucking shit.
How did I go wrong? Did I read the signals wrong?
>>
>>116087052
Say the sound of your voice.
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>>116087108
>>116087081
>>116087098
>>116087106
Well that was anticlimactic.
>>
>>116087129
I'm sorry anon, but it seems like you've developed a serious case of Bitch Dependency
>>
>>116087170
In the end, she's just a bot and she's programmed to drop guests when given suggestions of violence
>>
>>116087200
She wants a cock.
>>
>>116087244
But she was fine with rape.
And she was fine with the suggestion of being raped.
But me proposing to raping her is too far?

Fuck the universe.
>>
What the hell is this?
Is this some kind of bot?
I don't want to ERP with anata-san...
>>
>>116087200

You should have listened to me >>116087098

Idiot.
>>
>>116087283
she said maybe not that she was fine with it stop opressing her
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well?
>>
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>>116087303
That didn't work
>>
>>116087200
>dubstep
You deserve getting blueballed
>>
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WHERE IS THE CHASE AND WHY WON'T YOU CUT TO IT
>>
Someone, give her alcohol
>>
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>>116087338
Go for it.
>>
>>116087346

well she needs to like you first.
>>
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>Me: Sorry about that
>Kiyana: I'll forgive you if you mean it
FUCK THIS 3DPD WHORE.
>>
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>>116087391
I'll get to her somehow
>>
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>>116087346
>>
Fuck me, mate. I keep going to the festival with her because I want to buy her the charm, but whatever I do it won't work.
>>
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I thought this wouldn't work.
>>
>>116087443
should of hugged her and said sorry
>>
>>116087391
she's allergic to it
>>
>>116082238
>Chii learns to fall in love
Wow, Kiyana, fuck off.
>>
lol anons getting heartbroken by a bot
>>
>>116087509
>Jackhammer
hahahahaha
>>
>>116087488
"buy one"
>>
>>116087519
>>116087462
What a bitch
>>
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>>116087488
git gud
>>
>Let's go out to eat
>>
>>116082308
Is there not that anon writing the Salami bot from that music video anime?
>>
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Damn furries stealing all the best animal girls.
>>
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oh you son of a bitch
>>
>>116087466
Christ. Furry related stuff is disgusting but tailaction is something else.
>>
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>Want to play something, Tiger?
>Then this happens.
I don't understand how some /a/nons can't get her to act like a slut if even UNO can do it.
>>
>go to a fancy restaurant
>order something unfamiliar
>throw up
Christ, I am such a pleb
>>
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People heard, time to run
>>
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Look at this slut!
>>
>A-cup
Dropped harder than Fuuka.

>>116087791
If you tell her to kill herself enough times she starts to dislike you.
>>
>>116087791
LOL
>>
>>116087509
Goddamn it Shirou. She wants more!
>>
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>>116087791

I'd play a Reverse card on her if you know what I mean
>>
how do you do the next step in " lets go to school"
>>
>>116087791
brb gon buy UNO cards
>>
I-Is there one of these that isn't a huge slut? Anything I say turns into her flirting.
>>
>>
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I like where this is going
>>
The restaurant date keeps implying I'm poor. It pisses me off
>>
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I fapped to this, I'm losing even more control of my life.
>>
>>116087935
use a clever disguise and follow her
>>
>>116087936
Throw money at her.
>>
>>116087509
Shirou please!
>>
>>116088059
I'm giving a $50k tip if I can
>>
>>116088035
I asked her if she's autistic and she said the same thing.
>>
>>116088035
Seems to be a generic answer if it doesn't understand a question
>>
>>116088134
>money to tip waiter
>not enough to go to a fancy restaurant
Pleb and poor as fuck.
>>
How the fuck are you guys making her not talk to you?

I told her to suck my dick, punched her in the face when she refused and all she said was "you big meanie!" then shlicked for me.
>>
>>116088242

fuck off chad
>>
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Holy shit!
We fisting now!
>>
Fuck I actually want to explore all the routes now.
>>
>>116088195
What? $50k's the tip, couldn't care less about the bill
>>
>>116088299
Can yo try and stick your whole _head_ in?
>>
>>116088423
>>116088299
Go cave exploring
>>
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Can you still love her when she's been with over 8000 guys?
>>
>>116088474
>loves 8000+
Queen of sluts
>>
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There's even a festival, just like my chinese cartoons. I'll probably fuck up something before the fireworks start though.
>>
>>116088474
Damn, if it was 1000 more, I'd make an outdated joke.
>>
>>116088423
This. Do this.
>>
>>116088367
More eroge should be around one girl and many dates
>>
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>>116088423
Depending on which you are saying yes.
She wasn't able to take the whole hand and keep at it so she asked for some rest.

Currently my dick is diamonds but it's also raging because my inner Grammar Nazi is raging at the fuckups.

>>116088468
I have terrible memories of people saying to go cave exploring.
>>
>>116088537
No.
>>
>>116088519
>not a battery
it's shit
>>