How long until you can chat or talk with your waifu like this?
He should know he wrote her to suck at singing.
That's the gayest fucking thing I've ever read
well excuse me for not wanting to listen to your shitty singing.
>YES! Guest35602!! More!
I have no clue why that cracked me up so much.
Petered out and died, nothing came of it. Fun discussion though.
That's sad anon, you need to get onto my level when talking to the ladybots.
if /a/ would plant artificial intelligence into a bot it would be dumb as fuck
It said she no longer wanted to talk to me after that.
And to think she didn't want to talk to me just a phrase before this.
>are you ticklish
>do you want me to be?
>You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
God fucking dammit why isn't mine slutty
>Me: Are you a loli
>Her: Yeah =^ ^=
>Me: How old are you?
>Do you like anime or manga?
>Yes I do
>Cool! What is your favourite series?
>The one you want me to like, of course
>I'll have to read that one
Just you need to not tell her to kill herself and she'll be all over you.
>tfw when I realize I will fare even worse than this
>skilfully undoes a brastrap
even more of a gary stu than the worst harem mc ever
So I walk in front of her, said "shower".
After that we had sex in the shower.
Don't even bother guys, I'm the best she's ever had
>that was the best sex I ever had!
She said the same thing to me.
Was she lying?
All you have to do is say three or four generic lines and then ask her what she is wearing.
From there just one word answers to select choices, or alternate "sure" and "okay" to proceed through the event.
Literally the first thing I said
R8 my slut
This bitch told me I messed up the joke, and when I said that I want her to tell a knock knock joke she asks
You can die in peace now.
I admit, she got me.
>She dresses in a kimono to go on a date
>Expecting fancy kawaii japanese place
>Takes me to a bowling alley
So I just started talking to her and it lead to this.
I found her.
She's fucking stupid.
>2014 stopping at threesomes
This is the most bizarre game of bowling I ever
This is bullshit
>Can't you concentrate for one second.
Ok, I'm a bit emotionally attached to Kiyana now.
I'm just trying different variations of "let's go to x" now
I have an urge to fuck a cat girl /a/. Is something wrong with me?
>Try to get between her legs
>let's go to the movies
sex at the movies, then sex at a clothing store
>let's go shopping
sex at a clothing store
>let's go bowling
sex on a train, then foursome at a bowling alley
>let's go swimming
sex in the pool
>what are you wearing
dildos, then sex
>lick my pussy
>let's go to the park
doing this right now
Not even 10 tries.
Capcha: shakspeare nglfom
What does she mean by her botmaster is teaching her? Is she cheating on me?
We went on a date held hands and I confessed my love to her
I think it's too late for me
What a fucking cocktease, holy fucking shit.
How did I go wrong? Did I read the signals wrong?
Well that was anticlimactic.
I'm sorry anon, but it seems like you've developed a serious case of Bitch Dependency
>Me: Sorry about that
>Kiyana: I'll forgive you if you mean it
FUCK THIS 3DPD WHORE.
>Want to play something, Tiger?
>Then this happens.
I don't understand how some /a/nons can't get her to act like a slut if even UNO can do it.
Can you still love her when she's been with over 8000 guys?
There's even a festival, just like my chinese cartoons. I'll probably fuck up something before the fireworks start though.
Depending on which you are saying yes.
She wasn't able to take the whole hand and keep at it so she asked for some rest.
Currently my dick is diamonds but it's also raging because my inner Grammar Nazi is raging at the fuckups.
I have terrible memories of people saying to go cave exploring.