>Sword fight between MC and bad guy
>They both run at each other
>Cut to shot of them standing facing away from each other
>MC drops to one knee
>Bad guy smiles
>Suddenly huge cut erupts on bad guy's chest
>Villain has killed thousands of people, including friends/family of MC
>MC finally defeats villain
>"Go ahead and finish me off"
>"No, that would make me just like you"
>Swordmaster character cuts a bullet in half
>Doesn't end up getting 2 bullet wounds
>MC enters bathroom and sees naked girl
>Starts babbling and apologizing instead of leaving inmediately and apologizing afterwards
>Character reaches his hand out to shake the MC's hand
>MC waits for fucking 2 minutes before shaking his hand
Nah whenever people talk about Christa liking Reiner that was "Reiner pls". Liking Christa in general was "Ymir pls" and whenever someone talked about liking Ymir at all it was instantly "Christa pls"
>MC and villain fight
>MC gets badly wounded
>Villain says the hero should surrender
>"You shouldn't be so cocky when [insert horrible, lifethreathening wound the villain didn't notice until the MC pointed it out]"
Fucking this. It's always the shittiest one, always, why bother putting in other girls. That or MC goes for the one that has no redeeming qualities over the calm mannered, hard working girls who has a gentle personality.
It makes sense in a way. By having the MC claim the worst girl, the best girls are always open for fantasy self-inserts.
>Character does something entirely mundane like firing a gun
>Can't do it without crying out some stupid name for her attack as loud as possible
>there will never be realistic swordfights that lasts for seconds
MUH RULE OF COOL
>Main Bad guy is defeated through the Power of Friendship
> "Why did I lose?"
> [Insert MC Friendship dialogue]
>character dual-wields knives
>can block direct attacks from spears, hammers and zhweihanders
Don't get me wrong, some can be funny, though others are at the "Why did you even bother" level.
>Main character is white, cis-gendered, male and straight
At least tiro finale was enjoyable.
Don't talk shit about the power of friendship.
>MC enters his own fucking room
>Tsundere bitch is in the middle of changing, in his room
>Hits him and calls him a pervert, even though it's his room.
don't forget this usual one too
>MC is nearly killed by the villain
>have no strength left.jpg
>suddenly remember some promise/talk/contract/whatever is that with a character (usually dead, killed by the villain)
>suddenly gets power up and outpowered the villain like hell
To be fair, that sort of thing actually does happen in real life, just not to the insane degree that anime takes it. They take it, and then make it about 1000 times more extreme.
>Gets stabbed or shot
>Oh the memento my great-great-great grandfather left me that I had in my pocket saved me!
>Good morning class
>Today we have a new transfer student
It's the girl who ran into MC before school
Sure, it isn't doesn't correlate perfectly to what you said, it was more of an "anger powerfup" if you will, but it's a personal experience of mine. Was at football practice in high school, guy I was assigned to block was way bigger and stronger than me, I was still able to block him, but the guy next to me was just failing miserably at the guy he was supposed to make a hole with, and the guy he was supposed to push around was puny. I was really angry at the guy next to me after he let that happen 2 or 3 times in a row and I literally picked up the guy I was suppose to block and just threw him on the ground and then made the hole myself.
Don't get me wrong, she's like me second favorite Meguca, but I love how they like to say "Sayaka da naa" whenever something sucky comes up
"My boss is making me work overtime
>That's so Sayaka
"My kid keeps waking us up in the middle of the night.
>That's totally Sayaka
>100% normal guy gets thrust in to abnormal situation
>becomes something he wasn't before
>is miraculously the best in the world at it
Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom, I'm looking at you.
Still a solid 9/10
not him, but
it's called hysterical strength and some people display it in a time of crisis, enough to where dozens of stories are printed every year
That gross orange colour that dyed blonde black hair goes
>Guy walks in on girl undressing.
>Girl covers up and screams.
>Guy locks door and tells her to continue.
Every. Fucking. Time.
That's kind of the point of what I said. By complete coincidence they find the 1 in 7 billion guy that is the absolute best at what they want him to do. They weren't even looking for him, he just fell in to their lap.
>girl and guy bump to each other
>his hands are landing on her her tits.
>mc is seen doing something questionable by other characters
>they don't give him time to explain the situation and make everything worse
>situations that could be easily resolved by telling someone the truth but people don't
I hate these one with every fiber of my being. It's so retarded
>he Apologizes and she quickly covers herself while mumbling he couldnt help it
>they are flustered but understanding
>MC puts all of his effort into one final gamble against the main villain
>greentexting how you being autistic about most minor shit nobody should be bothered
>hurrrdurrr if things don't go as I want it's shit!11
These threads are always being cancer, and always be
>Any sport show
>Both players/team are tied during the very last minute/point
I love when it happens, but even I can see that it's bullshit that it happens so often.
Opposite of the point of the thread, but your post made me think of it
>Beginner in a sport is matched against an expert
>He is a natural
>Puts up a good fight
I actually like that sort of thing, Baby Steps is a good example.
I like it, too. It worked perfectly in Haikyuu!
Even if they were great players and learned a lot in a match, they still lost because the other team had a lot more experience and skill.
>Villain's plan is foiled by a 1 in x lucky chance, where x ≥ 10^6
>Villain could but doesn't try the same plan again
>sexual orgasm noises when women are stabbed or beaten up
das just weird
>standing around doing nothing
>not dodging attacks
A good example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRFT4-wGiZw
But then again. That kamehameha was moving at Mach 11787880.
The Earth would have exploded just being near it.
>Sexual panting noises when women run
I won't ask any more questions beyond this because I don't want to start derailing the thread.
I'm a grill, Free is very entertaining to me so far, and the homo-ness of it while lacking homolust makes it better. Will I get that from Haikyuu?
>Speaks English like a retard
>Oh you speak English very good !
>Explaining and shouting the name of final attack
>Bad guy waits patiently for it to end
That reminds me of that scene on Love Live! where Honoka and Hanayo start running so they can lose weight, but decide to go to eat rice instead.
That whole scene without video, just audio, is misleading as fuck.
I know what it means and how to pronounce it
>they pronounce it horribly
>no mc-kun, it's pronounced like "more horribly pronouncing"
FUCKING SAO CAN'T INTO GERMAN
>anon is a retard
>makes another anime cliche thread for the 23498045094538th time
so luuul, so funey
>Character can do the most evilest thing in existence and can get away with it just as long as they worship the MC every other time they appear.
>Those that don't will suffer every second of their lives just because they disagreed with the MC on one small thing.
>English speakers who have proven their japanese is good
>Pretty good english for 1 episode
>Next episode almost every word they say is in pure engrish
Just quit while you're ahead man.
>girl confesses at the start
>guy ignores it and the girl doesnt say anything after that ever
one of the reasons for instant drop