>Sword fight between MC and bad guy >They both run at each

>Character is angry as fuck
>Huge shadow appears covering his eyes despite it being broad daylight and him having short hair

>>115952402

>Hmpf

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>Villain has killed thousands of people, including friends/family of MC
>MC finally defeats villain
>"Go ahead and finish me off"
>"No, that would make me just like you"

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>clenches fist
>makes a leathery sound

>>115952906

>Any sword movement, whether in sheath or not
>Click

delayed cuts in any form are just retarded. It must be hell to cut an onion in the claymore universe. You chop the thing and 2 minutes later it suddenly falls apart.

>>115952402
>eats a ricecorn
>Oishī !!!!

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>Swordmaster character cuts a bullet in half
>Doesn't end up getting 2 bullet wounds

>blood is thick and falls on the ground like a big splatter of goo

>MC covers his genitals whan he sees a female somewhere

>Haiai!

>>115953163

ORE NO SPEEDO

>MC uses gun, Big Bad uses sword
>Big Bad somehow stands up in a one on one fight
>shitty fight continues
>boring ass MC limps his useless ass down the stairs
>"Bang"
>dies like a bitch

>MC..i..
>*loud noise*
>Eh? Nandate?

>>115953187
I love fireworks too.

>>115953181
Fuck you.

>>115953214
>n-nothing!

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>>115953180
>Why he's so fast?

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>MC enters bathroom and sees naked girl
>Starts babbling and apologizing instead of leaving inmediately and apologizing afterwards

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>>115953250

>>115953326
>girl gets angry at him even though it is easily noticeable it was an accident

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>>115952402

>>115953376
>calls him a pervert for the rest of the franchise until offscreen endgame

>>115953493
>multiple rape accusations

>>115953493
>MC actually cares about it instead of letting the mad bitch rave

>Titcow hugs the MC pushing his face into her tits
>He acts disgusted

Does people still make the "Jean pls" joke? I stopped going to SnK threads and also following the manga, since those are fucking cancer and Isayama is full of bullshit.

>>115953775
arent snk threads about shipping and waifufagging now?

>>115953775
It depends on the character you're talking about now.

>>115953826
Don't forget the tumblr art dumps.

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>>115952436

>>115953771
>Titcow hugs the MC pushing his face into her tits
>he is into it and grips her tits
>she's fine with it
>Loli girl slaps him anyway

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>>115953870
A shame. That shit was funny.

>>115953900
well it was once and never again. I mostly read the manga to see how far this trainwreck can go before coming to a standstill and we can perform an autopsy on the passengers.

>>115953943
It got old after a while so sometimes they switched to Christa/Historia instead whenever people talk about Ymir.

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>Character reaches his hand out to shake the MC's hand
>MC waits for fucking 2 minutes before shaking his hand

>>115953991
Actually, I think it was Reiner after that chapter in the tree.

>>115954056
Nah whenever people talk about Christa liking Reiner that was "Reiner pls". Liking Christa in general was "Ymir pls" and whenever someone talked about liking Ymir at all it was instantly "Christa pls"

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When MC Goes for the shitiest girl

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>MC and villain fight
>MC gets badly wounded
>Villain says the hero should surrender
>"You shouldn't be so cocky when [insert horrible, lifethreathening wound the villain didn't notice until the MC pointed it out]"

>>115954102
Fucking this. It's always the shittiest one, always, why bother putting in other girls. That or MC goes for the one that has no redeeming qualities over the calm mannered, hard working girls who has a gentle personality.

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>>115954216
It makes sense in a way. By having the MC claim the worst girl, the best girls are always open for fantasy self-inserts.

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>>115954102
>tsundere wins

>>115954275
>posting akame ga shit
Get out.

>Tertiary character fights the big bad
>gets BTFO
>stands up weakly
>"DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME!"
>charges in and gets rekt again

>>115954296
>it is the shitty bipolar physical abuse type

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>>115954338
No

>Character does something entirely mundane like firing a gun
>Can't do it without crying out some stupid name for her attack as loud as possible

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>Character starts talking about drugs

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>there will never be realistic swordfights that lasts for seconds
MUH RULE OF COOL

>>115954570

>Reverse image search
>Get /pol/

Well shit

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>>115952402
>Main Bad guy is defeated through the Power of Friendship
> "Why did I lose?"
> [Insert MC Friendship dialogue]

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>character dual-wields knives
>can block direct attacks from spears, hammers and zhweihanders

>>115955067
/v/ pls go

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Copyright workarounds.

Don't get me wrong, some can be funny, though others are at the "Why did you even bother" level.

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>>115955067

Fucking Toru

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>Main character is white, cis-gendered, male and straight

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>>115955543
Hi Tumblr.

>set in Japan
>there are more hair colours than black and maybe the possibility of ridiculously bleached blonde

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>>115954499
At least tiro finale was enjoyable.

>>115955661
>Not realizing nips can see ultra violet light

to you it just seems black, but they really do see blue, purple, green, blood red, and pink hair

>>115955661
>possibility of ridiculously bleached blonde

Is that an actual thing they do?
I thought the eye colours were just for variety

>>115952402
aka the outcome of every single battle in Zoids NC.

>>115953004
>Are delayed cuts and deaths from swords real?
>https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101007192418AArqo1T

>>115954103
JoJo did it right though come on that shit was hilarious every time.

>>115956446
The grenades trick Joesph pulled on Straits. Nothing will god damn compare.

>>115954886
It's Kara no Kyoukai

>>115954296
What is it about the tsundere archetype that makes it so appealing to manga and anime writers? Why does the tsundere win so often?

>>115952906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UDw_1mGlgs

This cliche only works well in Bugmen.

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>>115955055
Don't talk shit about the power of friendship.

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>>115953326
>MC enters his own fucking room
>Tsundere bitch is in the middle of changing, in his room
>Hits him and calls him a pervert, even though it's his room.

boob giggling. I hate it.

>>115957789
>Boob giggling

I have never heard of this. What is this?

>>115958221
>What is this?
A horrendous typo, and you know it.

>>115953326
>man sees girl naked
>girl beats him up
>girl sees man naked
>girl beats him up

What's wrong with women?

Three sizesu wa
HI
MI
TSU
Yaaa~ look what you made a lady say :3

>>115958381
>whats wrong the the mangaka?
ftfy

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>Drinks beer
>PWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Throws punch
>3 minutes of inner monologue
>punch hits

>>115952402
don't forget this usual one too

>MC is nearly killed by the villain
>have no strength left.jpg
>suddenly remember some promise/talk/contract/whatever is that with a character (usually dead, killed by the villain)
>suddenly gets power up and outpowered the villain like hell

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>Because I have people I want to protect!

>>115953187
>Mmmhm, nandemonai

>>115958637
To be fair, that sort of thing actually does happen in real life, just not to the insane degree that anime takes it. They take it, and then make it about 1000 times more extreme.

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>Gets stabbed or shot
>Oh the memento my great-great-great grandfather left me that I had in my pocket saved me!

>>115958756

can you give an example anon ?

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>Good morning class
>Today we have a new transfer student
It's the girl who ran into MC before school

>>115958790
Fucking Kirito

>>115958808
Sure, it isn't doesn't correlate perfectly to what you said, it was more of an "anger powerfup" if you will, but it's a personal experience of mine. Was at football practice in high school, guy I was assigned to block was way bigger and stronger than me, I was still able to block him, but the guy next to me was just failing miserably at the guy he was supposed to make a hole with, and the guy he was supposed to push around was puny. I was really angry at the guy next to me after he let that happen 2 or 3 times in a row and I literally picked up the guy I was suppose to block and just threw him on the ground and then made the hole myself.

>>115952402

> it's- it's not like i want to ......... you, BAKA !!

>>115955919
In which case we should also see them all as black onscreen. Or what did you think the change to 10-bit was for?

>>115958790
my gran-grandpa was actually saved by his pocketbible in ww2. The other 2 bullets did hit higher but not into fatal points.

>>115958873
>transfer student seats on the last row next to the window

>>115958924
That bible did nothink a metal-engraved Asimov short story wouldn't have done better.

>>115954103
ur alrdy ded

>>115959023
he was a farmer. The bible was the only thing he was reading (or wanted to).

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Don't get me wrong, she's like me second favorite Meguca, but I love how they like to say "Sayaka da naa" whenever something sucky comes up
"My boss is making me work overtime
>That's so Sayaka

"My kid keeps waking us up in the middle of the night.
>That's totally Sayaka

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>Sasuga MC-kun!

>100% normal guy gets thrust in to abnormal situation
>becomes something he wasn't before
>is miraculously the best in the world at it

Phantom: Requiem for the Phantom, I'm looking at you. Still a solid 9/10

>>115957624
>guy doesnt give a fuck

>>115958808
not him, but

http://www.tampabay.com/sports/college/usf-bulls-offensive-lineman-danous-estenor-lifts-car-to-free-trapped-man/1176983

it's called hysterical strength and some people display it in a time of crisis, enough to where dozens of stories are printed every year

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>>115959323
>that .gif

>>115959445
if he wasnt special he wouldnt be an MC would he?

>>115959795
theres also one with him sitting on it, a girl sits behind him and he drives away with the jetski leaving her floating

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>>115955661

That gross orange colour that dyed blonde black hair goes

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>Guy walks in on girl undressing.
>Girl covers up and screams.
>Guy locks door and tells her to continue.

Every. Fucking. Time.

>>115959851
That's kind of the point of what I said. By complete coincidence they find the 1 in 7 billion guy that is the absolute best at what they want him to do. They weren't even looking for him, he just fell in to their lap.

>>115956673
I don't understand it myself. Bitch one moment and lovey dovey the next.

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>>115960466
>girl and guy bump to each other
>his hands are landing on her her tits.

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>>115959795
>>115959895

>>115960845
>Girl and guy bump into each other.
>Girl accidentally grabs his junk.

>>115952402
>mc is seen doing something questionable by other characters
>they don't give him time to explain the situation and make everything worse

also

>situations that could be easily resolved by telling someone the truth but people don't

I hate these one with every fiber of my being. It's so retarded

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>>115960845
>he Apologizes and she quickly covers herself while mumbling he couldnt help it
>they are flustered but understanding

>>115960360
They made more of these?

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>MC puts all of his effort into one final gamble against the main villain
>loses

>>115952402
>Buses kill more people in japan than guns in america
the fuck nips?

>>115962230
he could've won easily but missed the chance

>>115952402
Today feels again like there's more shitposters than usual.

>>115962308
>buses
>not trucks

>>115952402
>greentexting how you being autistic about most minor shit nobody should be bothered
>hurrrdurrr if things don't go as I want it's shit!11
These threads are always being cancer, and always be

>>115962465
>>115962570

Keep trying, you'll get someone.

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>Any sport show
>Both players/team are tied during the very last minute/point
I love when it happens, but even I can see that it's bullshit that it happens so often.

>MASAKA!!!!

>>115955237
Come on man, we all love PFP.

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>H-how can you still stand up!!?

>>115962626
Opposite of the point of the thread, but your post made me think of it

>Beginner in a sport is matched against an expert
>He is a natural
>Puts up a good fight
>Still loses

I actually like that sort of thing, Baby Steps is a good example.

Surge of willpower is apparently magic in a can and can make a character unlock new powers and resist death somehow even though his power is battered beyond belief.

>>115962595
I'm sure want bait some random crossboarding shitposters.
Such a great thread to be ruined I guess.

>>115962835
I like it, too. It worked perfectly in Haikyuu!

Even if they were great players and learned a lot in a match, they still lost because the other team had a lot more experience and skill.

>>115952402
Ninja Gaiden?

>>115962835
>Initial D
>First race
>he loses
>no more initial D

Sometimes it doesnt work.

>>115962916
That's the volleyball one right? If so, it's been in my backlog, should I move it ahead of Free!? I haven't even finished the first season yet.

>>115958937
>the one before the last seat next to the window, the window always in his/her left

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>Villain's plan is foiled by a 1 in x lucky chance, where x ≥ 10^6
>Villain could but doesn't try the same plan again

>>115952402
>name field

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>>115962720
>D-Did we get him?!

>>115961583
It's Guy Jean, there's a fuckload.

>>115953155
>mc's genitals cover a female when he sees her
fucking prison school

>>115963344
thats a good thing anon

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>sexual orgasm noises when women are stabbed or beaten up
das just weird

>>115963031
Ignore Free, watch Haikyuu.

Trust me.

>mc and friend survive hundreds of bullet wounds
>suddenly final villain kills mc's friend with bullets

"no"

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>monologues
>standing around doing nothing
>not dodging attacks
A good example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRFT4-wGiZw
But then again. That kamehameha was moving at Mach 11787880.
The Earth would have exploded just being near it.

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>>115963402
>Sexual panting noises when women run

>MC gets thrown somewhere by big bad
>huge cloud of smoke/dirt
>MC stepts out of said cloud
>My turn

>>115963549
I won't ask any more questions beyond this because I don't want to start derailing the thread. I'm a grill, Free is very entertaining to me so far, and the homo-ness of it while lacking homolust makes it better. Will I get that from Haikyuu?

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>Speaks English like a retard
>Oh you speak English very good !

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>Transforming sequences
>Explaining and shouting the name of final attack
>Bad guy waits patiently for it to end

>>115963868

>HERRO HOW AM YOU
>S-SUGEEEEE

>battle dialogue

>A girl? In my house!?

I also really hate when they force two support characters into a sudden relationship for seemingly no reason.

>>115963659
That reminds me of that scene on Love Live! where Honoka and Hanayo start running so they can lose weight, but decide to go to eat rice instead.

That whole scene without video, just audio, is misleading as fuck.

>>115963793
There is only one manga I actually enjoyed that happening. You know which one I'm talking about.

>>115963830
>liking homoness
go away rotten girl

>>115963868
>Character is from an English-speaking country
>uses nonsense epithets
>OH CAULIFLOWER!

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>>115963868
>German word
I know what it means and how to pronounce it
>they pronounce it horribly
>no mc-kun, it's pronounced like "more horribly pronouncing"
FUCKING SAO CAN'T INTO GERMAN

>Show is produced on such a budget that the opening is primarily just clips from the show with a song in the background

>>115963984
no...no i don't

>>115963868
>Character is from USA
>"Sank yu"

>>115964063
Yer kidding.

>>115963982
heh, i just listened to this without the video. thank you for the instaboner

>>115963868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dA7SC5T99I

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>>115964050

>>115964063
It's "SANKYU" you illiterate shit.

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>anon is a retard
>makes another anime cliche thread for the 23498045094538th time

so luuul, so funey

>>115964186
Azumanga has a lot of things like that. It made laugh a lot

>Character can do the most evilest thing in existence and can get away with it just as long as they worship the MC every other time they appear.
>Those that don't will suffer every second of their lives just because they disagreed with the MC on one small thing.

>>115964438
this is not the Fate thread anon.

>>115963868
>English speakers who have proven their japanese is good
>Pretty good english for 1 episode
>Next episode almost every word they say is in pure engrish
Just quit while you're ahead man.

>>115963889
kek

>dumb MC vs powerful opponent
>flashback / mention of friendship
>nakama no chikara works

>>115963302
>bakana............SONA BAKANA

>>115964050
Anon you forgot the WAN between the A and the O

>>115952934

One Piece.
Every.
Fucking.
Episode.

>>115963868
>Character visit USA or UK
>Everybody is blonde

Another version of this

>>115965378
>one piece
>''OH NO, A GIANT ROCK IS IN OUR WAY, LET'S GO AROUND IT!''
>flashback to when they were weak as fuck and still lifted fucking giant ass boulders

>>115965255
sawano?
wtf?

>>115965795

>mfw zoro lifted a fucking house with one hand during alabasta

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>Girl finally confesses
>Sorry what was that?

>>115965396
Don't forget the big noses.

>>115953043
This one is kinda lame. It's implied he also dodges the bullet.

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>>115966076
>girl confesses at the start
>guy ignores it and the girl doesnt say anything after that ever

>>115952402
>clumsy mc accidentally bumps into girl
>they fall over
>mc's hand on her breast
>gives a it a good squeeze
>"s-soft"

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>>115966076
one of the reasons for instant drop

>>115959323
i dont remember that happening ingame...

>>115966136
THEN WHY
FUCKING
CUT THE BULLET!?