You walk in to see the pocket pussy and the tenga genie appears

Boku no Pico

>>115880393
This.

/thread

What are they? They look like water bottles.

I don't pick any. One day I shall create a device that will allow me to enter my waifu's universe. I have no need you false waifus.

>>115880444
They're water bottles.
For your dick.

Walk right out and get a masturbator that isn't shit.

My waifu, and Rei and Asuka to have around and cook and clean for us

>>115880318
Pico, Chico and Coco

>>115880653
Not sure why I would want to drink out of a water bottle that my dick has been in.

>>115880444
Hello newfriend

>>115880318
Just my waifu thanks.

>>115883389
Too bad, you're getting three of your waifu.

>>115881911
What are you? A fucking animal? It's like you're afraid of your own dick.

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>>115880318

I would only need one.

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>>115883447
No, I only want one of her to devote my time to.

>>115883558
Great minds think alike.

>>115883558
>>115883659
That's two of the same waifu, which one would be the real waifu

>>115883708

Define real for me first, and I'll answer your question.

>>115883708
Since this is magic bullshit anyway, just pull imperceptibly different versions out of different worldlines. Both are valid.

>>115883750
Who does your waifu love more, you or him?

>>115880318
I'll take the waifus of
>>115883558
>>115883659
>>115883389
to mindbreak and be my eternal cock slaves.

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>>115883447
I have that one easy. Shiki, SHIKI and 「」.

>>115883797

My waifu would love me more and vice versa for his.

>>115884008
In other words, your waifu is a slut.

>All these secondaries who can't handle 3 waifus

Literal ED

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>>115884021
>calling my waifu a slut

>>115884077
>not dedicating yourself to your one and only waifu

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>>115884021

>implying there can't be more than one copy of the same waifu

>>115884127
>loving multiple anons

>>115884278
And they're all tremendous whores

The first one is my waifu, and I hold a Holy Grail War of /a/nons to get the last two. One war for each Tenga.

I choose Sakura Kinomoto, Haruhi Suzumiya, and Madoka Kaname, then I order them to fight to the death. The last one standing I will eat in order to gain her power.

>>115884431
Shit why didn't I think of this.

>>115884431
You'd condemn yourself to die alone

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Does this thing feel good?

>>115884641
It's a non-Newtonian fluid. What do you think will happen when you ram your dick into it?

>>115884641
I could never get it to work.

>>115884787
Did it just spill everywhere? Because that's what should happen.

>>115884641
It will totally work, trust me I'm a doctor

>>115884705
>>115884852
Well shit, I wanna know what happens now

>>115884641
>realising that he is testing it in 2nd last image

>>115884705
>>115884821
Supposedly it turns into ballistic gel after you microwave it. I tried it a week or two ago and I think it was wrong in saying you have a 2:1 water:starch ratio.

protip: If you don't choose eroge monster girls with god pussies as your tenga you are fucking retarded

>>115880318
my gf

>>115884641
>making one of these
>an actual tenga is like 15$
what is even the point?

>>115884932
I just looked it up. I had no idea. But apparently you need a 1:1 ratio of cornstarch and water for it to work.

>>115885018
You never wanted to know what it's like to fuck a cup full of cornstarch?

>>115885057
no anon, I don't have any desire to fuck your waifu

>>115885096
>talking shit about cornstarch
Enjoy your baking powder slutfu

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>>115884641
Who wants to fuck corn starch?

>>115884641
>wanking into Oobleck
What the fuck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid#Oobleck

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>>115885132
>implying I'm not warm jello master race

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>>115884431
>not including Nanoha in the fight to the death
For shame, anon.

I'd make myself a harem of slime girls. No better option.

I turn the tengas into more tenga genies.

>>115885018
>a box of decent condoms is $15
stop being a jew

>>115884909
it's 3AM here and I'm heading out to walmart to pick up some corn starch.

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>>115880318
My waifu would be the first one, and the other two are for the waifu of the highest bidder

Offer me your riches for your love.

>>115886510
Boku from Chico x Pico

>>115886330
What do you even condom for?

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>>115880318
Nowhere does it say that I have to make them perform sexual favors

>>115880318
Someone needs to set op's image as there wallpaper at work.

>>115886635
Holy shit anon you are a genius.

I will have one waifu and two bros.

>>115889984
>3 girls from any manga

>>115890110
He didn't say they all had to be from a single manga though.