Stop being silly,
I wonder if her shoulders hurt from carrying the show for both seasons.
Miracle of the universe
What was in the box?
>a witty post
Oh well, he must be drunk or something.
My dick can't handle all of this.
Enju and Aria don't have red hair though, so they don't fit the DFC red-haired twintails model.
Quick, find pics of red-haired Shana in twintails
I got it. The only one done by the official LN artist.
1 tail > 2 tails
Prove me wrong fags
You can't beat TWINtails, man. You simply can't.
>tfw no thigh-size dick to satisfy Kuuko
>Wants to sex Kotori
>Wants to sex Kuuko
>Wants to sex Tail Red
Such a generic character design, yet it drives my dick crazy. I know each character is different in personality, but I want them all.
Imagine a foursome with all of them~
Always a small chest too. It's fantastic.
Such sexiness should be illegal.
The things I'd do to them.
Precision on "the things" you'd do?
[ ] anus
[ ] vagina
[ ] mouth
[ ] rape
[ ] consensual reproduction in the mercenary position
[ ] nakadashi
[ ] naizuri
[ ] other fetish
[ ] all of above
they're for doing everything to
including 3-way with large breasted silver haired science lady.
I would a Reine as well
What is this?
[X] all of above
[X] Licking every inch of their bodies, to include rim jobs.
[X] Having them lay on top of each other, have them press their clits together and using my dick to stimulate two of them while having the third bent over them so I can eat her out.
Such young, tight, nimble bodies must be good for Kamasutra style sex.
According to science, a body with such small vagina bones can at maximum take a thin dick of 13.2 cm. Maximum.
Can you say that again and make sense this time?
In non-science commoner language : 2tight4u. Can't take more than 13cm
>tfw 8 inch dick
>can't close hand around shaft
I can always finger them until they widen up.
I want to try it
Mine is 5KM long and 3KM thick
hat's ridiculously huge...or you have tinny paws
Man, it just irritates me how the show always managed to look like it was going somewhere interesting and then, without fail, always ended up going right back to the status quo.
Like that sequence of episodes where Kuuko had to pretend to date Mahiro, for example. That scene where Nyaruko tried to fuck Mahiro, but was completely broken from jealousy and started crying had me completely speechless. It seemed like there might actually be a moment between the two, and that she might actually mature as a result. It was a powerful goddamn scene.
But nope, she's right back to her normal fucking routine by the next episode
>you have tinny paws
>sono kimochi when small penis
More little girls for me.
I took Testosterone boosters, actual artificial testosterone and HGH for four years for body building. It helps when your on your last leg of puberty. Your balls shrink a bit, but I got a huge growth spurt in the right place.
>can't fuck loli anymore
no. At this point you can't penetrate any of the girls in this thread. Not even at their wettest
When I stopped taking all that stuff, they grew pack to normal. My dick, how ever stayed the same. I think professional male porn stars do the same thing.
I can never obtain them anyway ;___;
Why do dfc girls make the best girls?
She looks better with her hair down
Because flat is perfection
I really hated that the first season devolved into
>Nyarlko:"Let's do fuck!"
>Cthuko:"If you do fuck i hurt you shounen"
>Hasta:"I think boys can get pregnant"
>Shanta makes some random-ass noise
And then Mahiro either takes the fork to them all or just sighs. The second season didn't do as much of that at least
Nyaruko is best girl but I suppose we can agree to disagree.Character development is probably too much to look forward to, isn't it?
There is no pedo here. You must mistook it for another thread
>Character development is probably too much to look forward to, isn't it?
That's just it, she got NONE. We'll have to agree because I can't find any sympathy for a character who acts like an obnoxious bitch all the time and then whines and cries about not being liked - then goes right back to acting like an obnoxious bitch.
Not pedo. More like Hebephile.
I think it's genetic. My grandmother got married to my grandpa when she was 13 and he was 24. Plus, flatter girls are usually more athletic, were they don't have to worry about their tits bouncing and getting in the way while hunting. I have a hypothesis that ancient man hunted in small family groups, were both little girls and boys were used to flush out prey and chase them. Tits with out bras bounce and I often hear from family/friends when they run their chests hurt. Smaller chests seem more ideal for huntresses, better able to hunt and chase down prey were the larger men would go in for the kill. Remember, Humans are a pursuit predators.
closer to the heart. Heart makes heat. Hotter.
Even though the second season ended up being just as bad if not worse, I liked that they actually tried to develop Cthuko, at least a little. I mean sure, it only really amounted to her warming up to the idea of taking Mahiro's dick, but it was a start.
And FUCK Hasta. Holy shit I can't even describe how much I fucking hated that faggot kid. Like what gives you the right to lust after this apparent stallion of a man when he's got so many 10/10s racing for his dick
Newspaper chick was good, though.
I liked that they at least did a couple coherent arcs in season 2 with the fake engagement and the final couple of episodes, and Hasta got to be a badass for a bit and apologize for being such a raging inferno of a goddamned nuclear surface-of-the-sun FAGGOT.
Then again, I have no clue why I watched the show in the first place, so having no expectations might've helped things on my end.
I know Kuuko is hot and all, but we can agree that Nya is best waifu in said series right?
What was the saying again?
When a flat girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to the heart?
Or some thing like that?
I can, but this is a red thread.
Second best. Kuuko stole the show.
She's cute, lovely, flat, twintailed and hilarious.
Plus she's voiced by best VA ever.
can I post pink?
But she is so pure toward MC,how can anyone not like a pure girl?
>in a red twintail thread
I will allow and help this
I can listen to her voice and fap to it alone.
Yeah, I didn't really get too invested in it. I started watching because I had seen Kuuko posted all the time and thought she was a qt. I would just watch an episode here or there after a long day of work, but every time Hasta came on with one of his fucking "I want to carry this dude's kids" lines, I couldn't help but question what I was doing with my life
we already have enough erections here. Stop it.
Well seems like this is now a thread for best girls.
Small, flat, zr, red-pink hair color etc etc
>You are such a pervert dog,anon. and a pervert like you need to be punished.
The slut of Louis 14 have no right to talk to me like this.
I only liked her for her design.
Too tsun not enough dere.
Didn't stop me from fantasizing about her.
She is love when she goes dere though
Saito was a retarded and didn't know how to handle Louise anyways
I fell asleep listening to this yesterday.
Nobody cares, nobody asked.
Pink Kugyuu crappo doesn't belong here.
Screw blondes and that teleporting nymphomaniac, only rouge twintailed pettankos here.
>Saito was a retarded and didn't know how to handle Louise anyways
Dumbass should have laid her the first chance he had. Instead, he followed his dick like some dog.
I love Nyaruko so much.
So so much.
And all of you as well!
I would a Nyaruko, but Kuuko is so great.
>we can agree that Nya is best waifu in said series right?
I love that term.
If you were to choose one girl ITT to be with for the rest of your days with, who would you choose?
I choose Kotori.
I guess everyone's gone. See yall next time.
you do realize that, since they are mythos gods, they are malevolent by nature, they are also genderless and formless, going into a relationship with any of them is pretty much condemning yourselves to a life of tentacle rape and impregnation then consumption, regardless of gender. male pregnancy is real, inject a zygote up the butt hole and then fertalize it, put the guy in a coma for 9 months and diphon his crap out of his stomach and you have a man giving birth, cthulu mthos gods are most likely capable of performing all this. be careful who you choose to fap to.
You do realize that they are aliens belonging to a race of nyarlathotepians and that Nyaruko can't be said to be Nyarlathotep itself.
sage for bullying my waifu
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME IT IS A GOOD PAIN
Does the romance ever happen in season 2 or is it more bullying and misunderstand bullshit? I am really in the mood for a protagonist to fuck the shit out of someone with a show ending with "I-I dont dislike him!" or nothing happening.
>you do realize that
The answer is: Yes.
I'm going to need the full image for that.
>I am really in the mood for a protagonist to fuck the shit out of someone
This is the opposite of the show for you then
>Ushirokara haiyoritai C
>I want to crawl from Uranus C
I want to give her my see,
but I don't want to hut her.
It fits them both perfectly.
>And FUCK Hasta.
Here's hoping Luhy does just that. Who knows? Maybe she'll be able to rape him straight. Azathoth knows her character inspiration already has an aptitude for mindbreak.
Why are all Kana Asumis so pettable?
I'm that steroidfag.
I'm not cut.
Cancer from HGH. I think yo can really fuck up your body chemistry from prolong steroid intake. You do them in cycles of 3 to 5 months.
I think that's why sports bras were invented.
It's not homo if he transforms in to a chick, anon.
NO SHE'S NOT
Is it scientifically possible for something to be better than a red twintails dfc thread?
There is a supernatural phenomenon happening in the vicinity of my dick right now.
why not both
DFC is great because it makes the booty better
DFC on mid-teenage girls is the best thing ever.
I'm glad /a/ hasn't forgotten about the Kuuster.
Kuuko x Mahiro OTP.
Be still, my beating heart. I'm so glad Kotori got a nendoroid.
I've been trying to find this song for a while now, thanks