Hottest h-manga onomatopoeia?
I'd go for "Haa~"
does semen really taste good with coffee
>>115647436
I wouldn't know because I don't drink coffee
>>115647436
Yes.
>>115647387
Haaahn~
The sound of heart-shaped pupils
>>115647491
>I wouldn't know because I don't drink coffee
ICwutUdidthere
>>115647582
Did someone say Hahn?
>>115647387
Dopyu, provided she says it out loud.
The stupider it sounds, the harder my dick.
>>115647436
Try it and report your findings
>>115647609
The sound of the pleasure of being cummed inside is superior.Glop
>>115647651
Did someone say Han?
>>115647387
It'sdoki
Nyahn~
>>115647764
woof woof
>>115647387
んほぉ
>>115647436
look up "bulletproof coffee" it's the same concept. The butter's salt and protein content bonds well with the coffee and causes the buzz to last longer and also causes the coffee to be more filling, the concept works the same with semen too.
>>115647436
no, seminal plasma reacts really bad with heat and it becomes a condensed ball of goo, similar to semi dry PVC based white glue
Semen is best degusted as fresh as possible at body temperature
splurt
>>115647903
But why would you digest semen anyways?
>>115647903
It loses its viscous cohesion pretty quickly though. I would imagine in a hot cup of coffee even faster so.
>>115648027
recycling
uwaa!~
>>115648027
Recycling aminos
pomf
>>115648050
hence why I said it to degust is as fresh as possible
as a drink, Semen has a shelf life in the negatives
>>115648027
It's filled with protein
>>115648111
Why would you want lumpy coffee? Waste of beans.
>>115648156
we are talking about semen, anon
not coffee
>>115648027
It's fat that doesn't make you fat
Why would you not digest it?
>>115648216
>fat
its mostly proteins
>>115648216
Because it's gross? There's a reason you become disgusted with your cum and the thought of eating it after ejaculating.
>>115648410
>disgusted with your cum and the thought of eating it after ejaculating.
Says you.
>>115647387
Hearts in the dialogue.
What sound does a heart symbol make?
>>115648410
>There's a reason you become disgusted with your cum and the thought of eating it after ejaculating.
What are you talking a bout?
>>115648410
Women love to eat cum though
>>115648410
>he doesnt eat his own semen after masturbating
Cheaper and easier than using tissues
>>115648483
>Hearts in the dialogue.
My nigger. Nothing makes me harder than a heart on the bottom of a speech bubble.
>>115648410
I don't, and I never did
My cum is delicious and I always eat it after I cum, saves up on loads of tissues
>>115648540
You've been reading too many doujins.
http://exhentai.org/g/724912/a681bed85f/
>Come here expecting sadpanda choice selections
>Nothing as such
>>115648619
>saves up on loads of tissues
I wonder how many tissues I have defiled with my manseed
>>115648027
Gotta get those gains somehow bro.
>>115648443
>>115648512
>>115648619
>>115648875
But that messes with your mind. I'm pretty sure I read that consuming semen feminizes you a bit. Not to mention the act itself would probably cause you to eventually empathize with the girls in doujins you read.
>>115649013
Dude, I self insert as the girls.
>>115649013
how would consuming 5g of proteins and water would feminize you?
>>115649013
I doubt it, i eat my own semen and i still prefer male-dom and self-insert into the guy tying the girl up if anything
>>115649013
>empathize with the girls in doujins you read
You don't? Who do you self insert as when reading doujins if not as the brown class president/athletic tomboy being fucked senseless by six faceless men?
>>115649013
Don't you want more sissy boys?
I can't tell if this is one of those secret faggot threads.
Anyways I like when girls are teasing and then say "Ehehehe"
All this semen drinking talk reminds me that gokkun is one of my fetishes.
>>115649130
>brown class president
This exists?
>>115649130
In the cases where there is no clear main male character, I fap from the perspective of a third party observing the situation take place.
>>115649009
>this thread
>>115649512
man, you are a faggot
>>115649366
Yes.
I'd have to go for "Ano ne~"
>>115649558
Welcome to /a/, faggot. Now git out.
>>115649610
Better than being gay.
uehihihi~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwjQpkGcUX4
>>115649339
Jesus that censorship. I hope you did that yourself.
>>115649703
since when you were under the impression you were straight?
>>115647677
>pleasure
That's FEEL, you retard!
>>115649769
Since I don't want to get fucked?
>>115649159
ew no
>>115649758
Of course I did, are you stupid?
>>115647491
Hehehe
>>115649678
Stop trying to make people think that the underground fag mafia is all of /a/. You guys just shit up threads with the same posts every time and then take it to ghost where you post your fat disgusting selves and ERP.
>>115649920
>not wanting to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside
Stob being so fucking gay, anon
>>115650071
That's some bad heartsetting
>>115650018
I can't find anything on this anon. What's it from?
>>115650080
you are comfusing the two tipes of fags of /a/ into one, the ERP ones all went to /cuteboys/ too any way so ghost has been dead recently
>>115648410
>Because it's gross
It just tastes disgusting, it's like drinking acidic slime.
my throat was aching for at least 2 hours.
>>115650149
>>115650315
Youmu / Touhou / Vanilla
Slow sex with Youmu
>>115650419
You obviously eat like shit, because it's tastes vary depending on what you eat. Junk food makes for nasty cum.
>>115648483
This. The only thing greater is heart pupils.
>>115650419
>my throat was aching for at least 2 hours
Y-you've actually done it?
>>115649366
>tfw no brown genki tomboy class president to pester you into joining student council
>>115650481
So if I were to eat fruit for an entire week or two it would taste sweet and like fruit?
>>115650553
Life is short, at least try everything out once.
>>115650419
eat a whole pineapple 3h to 5h before jacking
enjoy the most delicious and sweet cum you ever jizzed
>>115650601
I'm gonna eat 3, I'm going to make a thread on saturday and call you out on your bullshit if that's a lie.
>>115650597
Yes
Monosaccharaides makes your cum sweet
Citrus fruits don't work though
Protein based food like meat along with onions and garlic makes your cum bitter
>>115650442
Christ, I think my heart is going to explode.
>>115650671
>meat along with onions and garlic
So the best things in life?
>>115650654
and what if it isn't
>>115650671
The problem I rather have is that my throat was aching as if I had a sore throat.
>>115650717
I'll make one too and will hail you as a hero.
>>115650715
Gotta eat like a woman if you wanna swallow like a woman.
>>115647387
SPLOOCH
>semen tasting tips
Sometimes I think might just be the gayest board of 4chan.
>>115650442
That was a crazily comfy doujin.
>>115650419
You get used to it, i don't mind the taste anymore
>>115650678
I hear you, anon. There's a few more of her by the same author and Youmu is just as olev.
So much for the thread.
>>115650741
its because cum becomes glue like with heat, and if it glues into your throat it will be annoying
there is an secret art in cum swallowing anon, you have to drink it the right way to get the best of it
>>115650654
>>115650741
How do you guys not know this? Have you never googled swallowing your own cum? You'll get plenty of results that tell you to eat fruit and skip the junk food.
Sometimes I'm like "I'm gonna eat my cum this time!"
but then I cum and I lose all my want to even touch it.
I edge for so long my cum is pretty clear and watery.
>>115650654
I can confirm that pineapple does in fact significantly influence the taste of semen.
>>115650867
Never post an image more interesting as the topic itself
>>115650825
it is the second, /fit/ is a tad gayer
>>115650601
Is it only 3-5 hours?
>>115650904
C position, shoot it in your mouth
>>115650654
> I'm gonna eat 3 pineapples
Enjoy feeling your mouth dissolve
>>115650919
But /fit/ is no homo.
>>115650904
the key is to jerk off directly into your mouth so there is no time to back out
then you can really feel that regret shame and humiliation, just like a real woman
>>115650919
>a tad
Have you ever been to /fit/?
/lgbt/ looks like Sylvester Stallone compared to fit.
>>115650872
Really? For me it becomes more liquid the longer I wait. Sometimes after I cum on my stomach I fall into a trance and forget to clean it up so by the time I notice it's already liquidated and covered me so I smell and need to shower.
>>115650904
Do what I did and just cum in your mouth and swallow while your still cumming
Though it felt awful and I've never since eaten my cum.
>>115651006
>>115650971
>>115650962
So did it taste any good you fags?
>>115650966
Yeah of course. It isn't gay, that's not his point, he means it's just that they SEEM the gayest. But since no homo it's all cool.
>>115651002
in contact with colder than your balls air it will decay into a liquid
in contact with hotter than your balls heat it will coagulate into PVC like glue
why do you think your balls hangs out of your body?
>>115650966
>Those gay rape posts
>Rapist becomes boyfriend
No, they're full homo
>>115649013
but reading yuri, you really have no choice
>>115651054
did "regret shame and humiliation" not make it clear?
also do you really think anyone here gives even the slightest crap about being insulted, especially something as tame as "fags"
>>115651054
>Those eyes
I no longer have sovereignty over my phallusor heart.
>>115651054
Bitter and salty, and I couldn't get the taste out so I kept getting reminded of what I did.
>>115651054
yup, straight from the d > licking it off your hand
>>115651129
>>115651127
>>115651125
>>115651109
heh, faggots.
>>115651091
dude, did you even LISTEN?
they already SAID no homo.
some people.
>>115651100
That's the only time when it's fine to self insert as a girl.
>this thread
What in the actual fuck, people? Why don't you guys go watch some anime or something instead of discussing this shit here?
>>115651163
yeah? well I say
homo
>>115651161
Why did you include me, i only expressed my liking of a female.
>>115651167
>only time
Gayest post in the thread so far.
>>115651167
> Only time
>>115651167
>only time
go be gay somewhere else
>>115651213
give him a break he's clearly very new to the trolling game
>>115651200
Doesn't matter, it ain't you going through the situation. It's the person who accidentally sucks his bro's cock or something that has to say it.
>>115651213
Admit it.
You're a dirty cumloving faggot.
>>115651054
it was okay, kinda bitter but not bad
>>115651259
homo
>>115651218
>>115651224
>>115651240
>>115651167
Fag.
The only time it's fine not to self insert as the girl is futa-on-male.
>>115649519
sauce
>>115651325
This nigga knows what is up
>>115651273
But im not, i only like females.
Im only here for the potential exhentai links.
>>115651325
>futa
>not just a guy
Shit taste, get on my level
>>115650927
I still need an answer.
I don't want to buy a bunch of pineapples for trial and error.
>>115651351
here is one for you
http://exhentai.org/g/724912/a681bed85f/
>>115651408
They're fucking delicious just put up with it.
>>115651408
why don't you just keep trying until you find out you hungry slut
>>115651440
anon
pls
im not gay
>>115651408
Buy canned pineapples, they're pretty delicious to eat alone.
>>115651476
Neither are either of those guys.
>>115651476
>/a/
>not gay
I just wanted to talk about sex noises.
>>115649009
Is it that time already?
So how long do you guys edge for usually?
1h 1h30 here.
>>115651442
>>115651449
Fine, screw you guys. I'll put together a fucking chart showing time to sweetness. Might even write a paper on it.
>>115651501
>canned
>not fresh
>>115651512
>>115651520
My bad, let me rephrase it
i dislike penis.
>>115651571
Get a load of this faggot.
>>115651408
yes, you get a double effect, the acid in the pine apple makes your mouth more sensitive with sugar, and some of its sugar is already down your prostate after 4h
BUT ONLY if its the only thing you ate, if you had a normal meal already, the ingredients of that meal will outpower the pineapple
>>115651596
I'd rather get a load from him. In my mouth.
>>115651563
Similar here, 30-90 mins usually
>>115651568
having to peel and cut up pineapples is too much trouble.
>>115651657
sauce?
>>115651501
no, they are shit, and the preserve is full with shit and more complex sugars that wont make your cum sweet
>>115651571
>>115651325
This.
>>115651668
>big knife
>chop a side in one go
>repeat it 5 to 6 times
>turn it on it sides
>chop the crown in one go
>repeat it with the body
its not hard anon
>>115651755
>open can
>take out a slice
>consume
>repeat.
>>115651571
Literally the definition of gay
>>115651683
search BBW and look for the kitsune lady with the cock. Be warned, here there be scat.
>>115649009
>>115651783
>ingesting a can full of conservatives and a rotting pineapple
>>115651783
>buying cans with only 1 slice in them
>>115651828
>this entire sentence
>>115651755
>>115651783
Just meet half way and buy presliced pineapples.
>>115651828
>conservatives
Man, now I want to eat some pineapple.
I hate the fact that it destroys the lining of your mouth, though.
>>115651922
if it means I don't have to cut up a pineapple I'm fine.
>>115651944
only for you, never had that problem here
Would drinking pineapple juice reach the same end? Can I just drink 100% real fruit juice ti get goo tasting cum?
>>115651944
It's called brushing your teeth or drinking water sometimes damn you.
>>115652062
I do both those things. I think there's an enzyme in the pineapple though, it always makes my mouth hurt after a while.
>>115652046
no
because you mix it with normal sugars which wont get the effect you want
eat pineapples and bananas, don't drink juice
>>115651944
Similar problem.
Now I want to eat some semen.
But I don't feel like masturbating right now.
>>115652116
I think you're just a pussy.
If you guys swallowed your cum everyday like me, it wouldn't taste so bad.
>>115652151
then go ahead and drink juice then jizz on your mouth ad feel disappointed when its not sweet
>>115652062
But when the pineapples really acidic the water gets all salty from reacting with it and tastes like shit
>>115652186
Sorry I'm not a cum-guzzling faggot.
Whatever this means.
>>115652007
You've clearly never had a tart pineapple, objectively the most delicious of pineapples
>>115651944
That only happens with kiwis for me
>>115652236the pleasure of being cummed inside
I love how quickly the discussion changes.
Are we talking about fruits now?
>>115648027
Waste not, want not.
>>115652266
that is because of the acid and not properly peeling it, those little hairs it has on its skin are hell in your mouth
>>115652343
If you want us to, fruitcup ;)
>>115652343
Peach masterfruit
>>115649013
>I'm pretty sure I read that consuming semen feminizes you a bit.
Yup. That's how it works alright.
>>115652423
Peach a slut
>>115652423
I've never eaten a peach before.
>>115651755
If you want to say something isn't "too much trouble" it's better to not present it as a 10+ step process.
>>115652423
I seriously hope you don't include berries as fruit.
>>115652248
its not about good tasting fruits
its about ingesting the biggest amount of basic sugars, which pineapple is has tons of it
>>115649013
What, you mean this?
>>115652393
>peeling kiwi fruit
W-why would you do that? The skin's so zingy and delicious
>>115652509
>liking hair in your mouth
no
>>115652423
You mean grapes.
>>115647387
sauce???
>>115652423
puck you, mango master race (its also great for making your com sweet too)
>>115652663
I fucking hate mangoes.
>hoping for sadpanda links
>get discussion of semen consumption and the best way to eat pineapple
I love you guys, but this is still disappointing.
>>115652500
This is actually very dangerous for your body.
>>115652639
I've read it before, she puts cum on all sorts of things.no spoon feeding
>>115652792
its over all a guide to make you eat better and eat your own cum
nothing on it can do anything to you
EEEAAAAGGAAAHHNN
Protip: drinking coffee ruins your semen by making it horribly bitter, and eating fruit will not save it.
>>115652720
then you have shit taste
んっ
>>115652423
>>115652591
>>115652663
Step aside. True best fruit coming through.
>>115652423
>>115652467
>>115652591
>>115652663
melon best fruit
>>115652878
I'm not giving up coffee. Guess it will just have to stay bitter, then. The one time I tried my own semen it tasted something like gluey gasoline, so it's not like I'd want to do it again anyway.
Not onomatopoeia, but hot steamy air coming from mouth pussy, armpit pussy, etc
>>115652423
Close but that's not nectarine
>>115652950
I agree with youas long you don't fucking put salt on it
>>115647903
So...fresh from the source, you say?
>>115653020
>salt on watermelon
wat?
>>115652886
I'm around mangoes all the time, I have to smell them nearly every day, I hate how stringy they are and how they taste.
Granted I haven't eaten one since I was about 8.
>>115653058
yes
Go suck a dick anon, you will love it
I eat my own semen on a regular basis and it doesn't really taste any different now than when I was a heavy coffee drinker.
>>115653020
I've thought about trying it a few times.
>>115653020
>>115653075
>they don't salt their watermelons
>>115653075
some niggers do this, is retarded
>>115653075
>hi i've never watched anime before
>>115653150
It's not just niggers, a lot of people do, including 11s.
>>115653135
fuck off, stop ruining perfect good watermelons
>>115651828
I can't escape politics even on /a/
>>115653177
and they are stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc
>>115652975
Melon = Apple
best fruits
>>115652795
I want to be spoon fed by a cute anon.
>>115653499
>apples
>better than pears
Pick only one
>>115653572
I want to spoon with a cute anon.
>>115653636
I want anon a cute spoon
>>115653670
I want a spoon
I sort of want to know what cum tastes like but then I realized I was a girl and that I would have to find a disgusting 3D man to know.
>>115653731
I spoon
>>115653785
glorryholes, anon
>>115651828
Spoon here, please don't anon me.
>>115653785
Girls have dicks too. Just look at this thread.
I did it /a/
I tasted my own semen.
It was nothing special, just like slightly salty water.
I don't see how women couldn't swallow this, or even worse puke cause of it.
>>115653883
because the date meetheads who chug down protein shakes all the time when they aren't lifting
more protein in your food = ticker and bitter cum
to the point it becomes horrible and unswallable
Mmmnnh, ~Ahn! and spurt
>>115648054
Chris-chan pls go
>>115653944
Mine's pretty viscous.
>>115653855
too bad, Im gonna anon you so hard you will become a fork
What is a good onomatopoeia for cutting inside?
KA-CHUNK!
>>115654025
You wouldn't would you?
>not squatting down pointing your dick down as you cum to imitate being milked by your waifu for cum and creaming all over your hand as she tells you to lick it up
>>115654256
lewd
>>115654277
>not sucking your waifu's dick for her sweet milk
step it up anon
>>115654299
It can get lewder.
>>115654469
>NTR
Meh
>>115654469
stop it anon, or the mod will ban you
>>115654469
MOOOOOODS
>>115654516
>NTR
how? its the same fork and knife
>>115654354
I wish
>>115654469
H-hey guys can I get in on this
>>115654354
sweet thick dick milk*
One job
>>115654609
its not even the same fork
>>115653955
I prefer ~un but Ahn (or really anything with an 'n') works to
>>115654589
/d/ pls
>>115654589
Disgusting.
>>115654354
Dammit guys, this was supposed to be a semen thread. Quit changing the subject.
>>115654648
It's just different clothes
Splurt
>>115654722
Sauce please;
My dick demands it.
>>115654752
You mean a sex onomatopoeia thread.
>Be me
>Have a break from this thread
>End up fapping
>Some ends up on my hand
>Think about what I've just read here
You faggots had me that close to tasting my seed, I even held it up to my face for a sniff but then I remembered I'm not a cum guzzling slut
>>115654929
>wasting seed
>>115652500
>Cross-dressing feels so good!
Man, I bet it does. I'm not very cute though. This is as close as I'll get.
>>115654929
>even considering it
i've got news for you son
>>115654929
It tastes way better than it smells
>>115654852
I'll help you out since I made the crops and you probably won't be able to reverse image search.
http://exhentai.org/g/645766/5c739d2c78/
>>115655046
>futa on male
>no females
No thanks. Futa is only okay if its Futa on female.
>>115655046
Anywhere you put a futa you'd be better off with a man with a stinky dick. Especially when you're self-inserting as the insertee.
>>115655134
Your loss.
>>115655046
>>115654722
>futa
For fug's sake. I just want some straigh trapxgirl by someone else than Yurikawa.
>>115655272
Can't help it. it looks okay art wise, but i just aint attracted to this kind of stuff.
>>115655134
Futa is never okay.