>I wouldn't know because I don't drink coffee
The sound of the pleasure of being cummed inside is superior.
look up "bulletproof coffee" it's the same concept. The butter's salt and protein content bonds well with the coffee and causes the buzz to last longer and also causes the coffee to be more filling, the concept works the same with semen too.
no, seminal plasma reacts really bad with heat and it becomes a condensed ball of goo, similar to semi dry PVC based white glue
Semen is best degusted as fresh as possible at body temperature
>There's a reason you become disgusted with your cum and the thought of eating it after ejaculating.
What are you talking a bout?
>Come here expecting sadpanda choice selections
>Nothing as such
But that messes with your mind. I'm pretty sure I read that consuming semen feminizes you a bit. Not to mention the act itself would probably cause you to eventually empathize with the girls in doujins you read.
>empathize with the girls in doujins you read
You don't? Who do you self insert as when reading doujins if not as the brown class president/athletic tomboy being fucked senseless by six faceless men?
I can't tell if this is one of those secret faggot threads.
Anyways I like when girls are teasing and then say "Ehehehe"
I'd have to go for "Ano ne~"
Welcome to /a/, faggot. Now git out.
Of course I did, are you stupid?
Stop trying to make people think that the underground fag mafia is all of /a/. You guys just shit up threads with the same posts every time and then take it to ghost where you post your fat disgusting selves and ERP.
Youmu / Touhou / Vanilla
Slow sex with Youmu
>my throat was aching for at least 2 hours
Y-you've actually done it?
I'm gonna eat 3, I'm going to make a thread on saturday and call you out on your bullshit if that's a lie.
The problem I rather have is that my throat was aching as if I had a sore throat.
I'll make one too and will hail you as a hero.
I hear you, anon. There's a few more of her by the same author and Youmu is just as olev.
its because cum becomes glue like with heat, and if it glues into your throat it will be annoying
there is an secret art in cum swallowing anon, you have to drink it the right way to get the best of it
Really? For me it becomes more liquid the longer I wait. Sometimes after I cum on my stomach I fall into a trance and forget to clean it up so by the time I notice it's already liquidated and covered me so I smell and need to shower.
So did it taste any good you fags?
in contact with colder than your balls air it will decay into a liquid
in contact with hotter than your balls heat it will coagulate into PVC like glue
why do you think your balls hangs out of your body?
did "regret shame and humiliation" not make it clear?
also do you really think anyone here gives even the slightest crap about being insulted, especially something as tame as "fags"
Bitter and salty, and I couldn't get the taste out so I kept getting reminded of what I did.
What in the actual fuck, people? Why don't you guys go watch some anime or something instead of discussing this shit here?
You're a dirty cumloving faggot.
I still need an answer.
I don't want to buy a bunch of pineapples for trial and error.
So how long do you guys edge for usually?
1h 1h30 here.
yes, you get a double effect, the acid in the pine apple makes your mouth more sensitive with sugar, and some of its sugar is already down your prostate after 4h
BUT ONLY if its the only thing you ate, if you had a normal meal already, the ingredients of that meal will outpower the pineapple
having to peel and cut up pineapples is too much trouble.
search BBW and look for the kitsune lady with the cock. Be warned, here there be scat.
>I'm pretty sure I read that consuming semen feminizes you a bit.
Yup. That's how it works alright.
>peeling kiwi fruit
W-why would you do that? The skin's so zingy and delicious
Step aside. True best fruit coming through.
I'm not giving up coffee. Guess it will just have to stay bitter, then. The one time I tried my own semen it tasted something like gluey gasoline, so it's not like I'd want to do it again anyway.
>they don't salt their watermelons
I did it /a/
I tasted my own semen.
It was nothing special, just like slightly salty water.
I don't see how women couldn't swallow this, or even worse puke cause of it.
because the date meetheads who chug down protein shakes all the time when they aren't lifting
more protein in your food = ticker and bitter cum
to the point it becomes horrible and unswallable
>not squatting down pointing your dick down as you cum to imitate being milked by your waifu for cum and creaming all over your hand as she tells you to lick it up
H-hey guys can I get in on this
Dammit guys, this was supposed to be a semen thread. Quit changing the subject.
>Have a break from this thread
>End up fapping
>Some ends up on my hand
>Think about what I've just read here
You faggots had me that close to tasting my seed, I even held it up to my face for a sniff but then I remembered I'm not a cum guzzling slut
>Cross-dressing feels so good!
Man, I bet it does. I'm not very cute though. This is as close as I'll get.
I'll help you out since I made the crops and you probably won't be able to reverse image search.