ITT: Anons diagnose you based on you're waifu
Come at me.
my mom is actaully cheerful and feminine
I don't think that my love for Yunocchi is that telling!
>inb4 everyone posts waifus and no one analyze
Will never have a gf
enjoys eating fruits and playing basketball
has a hand fetish
just likes the way girls look
I remember one analysis being like: anon is overly self-conscious of appearing sexually deviant, so he he finds a waifu who exhibits all these repressed traits on a surface level and wears them as her identity. In effect he is finding a reflection of his own ideal freedom in his waifu.
Lonely nerd with so little wonder for the world or imagination they have to have someone else's thoughts for comfort.
I can already guess.
Someone who understands who the best girl is.
You're a loser who wants to comfort a demoralized girl to feel good about yourself. You're probably the type who does good deeds for the satisfaction of having others praise you.
Fuck this thread is terrible. At least post a few paragraphs if you're going to write something. And to the people mindlessly posting images: hold back and write something for other people first, you can post it later when the thread dies down. It's not like you're going to leave anytime soon right?
Oh wait, it's daytime /a/. I shouldn't have bothered.
My waifu, Chie from Persona 4.
>At least post a few paragraphs
Where do you think you are?
You should include options like: "I like to talk with other wiaifufags", "I enjoy how questions force me to think about my waifu in various situations", etc and allow multiple answers.
>just likes the way girls look
Not exactly true, before I've fallen in love with her, her body didn't really matched my tastes.
Speaking of analysis stuff, I vaguely remember one years ago I got. It had something to do with wanting ideal traits of a man and woman or something of the sort, had to do with wanting to take care of people.
You like to be abused.
Did your mother ever use force to discipline you?
Upstanding fellow that overworks yourself. Take breaks more often.
Third wheel fellow, people often pretend to ignore you.
Whatever you're doing in life, keep doing it. That is, if you want to.
You've got a thing for malformed transsexuals.
You've got a thing for dumb bitches.
You've got a thing for wide.
You've got a thing for men.
You've got a thing for strong independent women who don't need no man!
You've got a thing for women with no personality.
You've got a thing for emotionless robots.
You've got a thing for selfish fat hobos.
You've got a thing for idiot selfish whores with a god complex.
You've got a thing for dead women, necrophiliac.
You've got a thing for for emotionless robots, basically just a rei clone.
Those who did not cry during the end of the first season shall not comment.
So I obviously pointed one of your posts out. Defend yourself then, I would be interested to hear why you have a waifu if you are not what I described.
Or don't, it's an anonymous image board.
Up to you.
This is all I get? This is bullshit.
Someone who can't easily show emotion
You get bullied every day in high school
I'm kind of drunk but I'm assuming this is Sakura, you're someone who needs constant contact with other people to feel content
You got bullied too.
You're bad at opening up and need someone strong to make decisions for you
You're socially anxious and can't handle extroverted personalities
You're a trend-follower and a hopeless romantic
We're under a hundred posts, there's still time for the thread to pick up.
This is the first comment that at least is in the psicology area.
And yes, my mother used force for discipline me.
Nothing wrong with enjoying a character, I just think these waifu threads are so often it is painful to watch.
Let's not forget all the figurines, body pillows and other crap that waifu-havers are inclined to buy.
I seen a dude here on /a/ talking about how he cries sometimes knowing he will never live in a reality where his waifu existed. Shit is fucked up and on the level of furries if you ask me.
As much as I hate to admit it, almost all waifufags are mentally ill in some way. I know I have something wrong with me for being unable to eat when I think about how I'll never hold her in my arms.
no people with downs are disgusting, mashiro is perfection, big difference
This is a hard one really. I don't see how someone could love a robot. Sure it kind of implies towards the end of Disappearance that she has feelings, but I doubt she would display them externally. Maybe in your delusions you warp her character so she's in love with you, yet maintains a robot-like state? That's pretty weird, I'd go with the other world Nagato if I were you.
I'd say that you're an introverted person, but not so introverted that you wouldn't take the first step. You want the party to do something too, and love you under a facade of indifference. On a scale of 1(hikki) to 5(normalfag) you would be 2. Probably have low self-esteem too, since you want someone to love you but not be too direct with it.
Go at me. I don't really have a waifu, but that's my favorite character.
That's a bit too extreme for me. My waifu is just a character I really like to the point of having a crush on, and comes close to my ideal woman.
I don't normally post about her, and I don't normally think about her.
Ill fucking cut your bitch face if you don't back off
New to anime. Doesn't realise everyone feels attraction towards 2D when they first witness the perfection of anime girls. Hence he 'falls' for the first girl he likes in order to fit in on /a/. Pls go and stay go.
Your waifu gives birth to your child.
I'm Mitsuru's waifu.
You are stuck at a shitty point of your life. You know that you have to make a change to get out of it, but you're too lazy or depressed to do so.
You need a 'push', one that nobody or nothing has given you yet. Hence you have no motivation and just keep living without a meaning.
Don't worry, it will come naturally sooner or later. Or else you're fucked.
>I don't normally think about her
That's not a waifu, pal. I wouldn't even consider myself a hardcore waifufag and I thought about what our first date would be like for 20 minutes on the subway yesterday.
/v/ please leave.
Cry out of happiness that I was able to give her a child.
I have friends at university and friends I go out with at weekends, though I sometimes do feel lonely.
That word has lost its meaning, you'll have to specify.
>little wonder for the world
That's wrong, I enjoy traveling and being in nature.
Fuck son, that makes me feel for you. That is genuine mental illness. If you can't eat properly then your brain is working against your body. I'm not one of those faggots that shouts therapy for every problem, so just try to recognise it and force down some nutritious food. Stay safe anon.
This is half my point though. How could a one dimensional character be close to your ideal woman? And anime characters are all one dimensional, I won't even argue this point if you claim otherwise.
You obviously don't even know your own tastes. Spend time with women and things you find annoying in others become cute in in some.
The main issue I have with waifu-havers is they truly believe they are entitled to the most beautiful and agreeable of all people. Guess what dudes, life is a race. Git gud.
You seem to think that dealing with someone who has a mental illness is easy. You think that Asuka acting angry while actually liking you is cute. But you don't know how shitty and how much of a bitch she would be if you really had to put up with her shit every day.
That's because Asuka is 25% dere 70% tsun and 5% batshit insane. Do you really want your waifu to start screaming at you for every little thing?
Not a girl, pls go.
It's all that matters, yes, but I'd love to have anons tell me she is cute, or tell me I have good taste.
I want anons to like her too, I want her to be accepted.
>waifu-havers is they truly believe they are entitled to the most beautiful and agreeable of all people.
No they don't.
Most of them, if not all of them, believe they don't deserve her.
I know my waifu would never love me, but I still do, I can't help it.
>This is half my point though. How could a one dimensional character be close to your ideal woman? And anime characters are all one dimensional, I won't even argue this point if you claim otherwise.
I do claim otherwise, but whatever.
I don't see what's weird about it. We all have an ideal kind of woman. Out of all the hundreds of fictional women we see, one of them will eventually come close.
>You obviously don't even know your own tastes
Why is that?
>The main issue I have with waifu-havers is they truly believe they are entitled to the most beautiful and agreeable of all people. Guess what dudes, life is a race. Git gud.
I'm only speaking for myself, but that's not my case. Like I said, it's only an ideal.
>I have friends at university and friends I go out with at weekends, though I sometimes do feel lonely.
Hairy muff m8.
>That word has lost its meaning, you'll have to specify.
It means what it always has in regard to anime.
>That's wrong, I enjoy traveling and being in nature.
Fuck off m8.
Anon hasn't received enough attention from the fair sex in his childhood and needs to compensate for this with self-destructive relationships. M-type with unresolved mother issues.
I'm pretty sure he was exaggerating or using it as a figure of speech.
>Spend time with women and things you find annoying in others become cute in in some.
You're lazy and often neglect your nutritional needs. Sometimes you even skip meals. If you live alone you probably eat shitty food like cup noodles.
That's where Hiro comes in, right? To cook you oishii tabemono and comfort you, and feel good in each other's presence. You want to feel valued by having your waifu do things for you.
I could never end up having a waifu, but she's the closest.
As much as I like her I wouldn't say she's my waifu, but I'd like to see how anons would diagnose Guts.
R8 me m8s
Implying I have a waifu
You are afraid of responsibility and insecure about your lack of sexual experience with women, thus searching for the perfect innocent virgin, that is at the same time wild, would violate you and take control. Partly scared of death and wishes your waifu would make you a vampire.
I'm doing this more based off your post than the image, but you're simply put a dumbass. Monogatari SS clearly states that Nadeko does not trust anyone. This type of thing does not change quickly. It takes years. So you just look at her exterior cute side and say "Yeah I found my waifu!"
You might try and deceive yourself that you would be able to put up with her not trusting you, but that just goes to show that you don't understand human emotion. Also, you're probably very desperate, haven't watched a lot of anime or both since you are willing to do so much for such a shitty girl.
Pathetic beta who likes getting shit on 90% of the time to be loved 10% of the time. Get your shit together man.
I can't comment on your waifu as I have never seen it (to be honest I only came into this thread to wind up waifu-havers, interesting to have an actual conversation though). I maintain my stance though as I am sure you will. I read about your waifu and it sounds pretty one dimensional to me. An android that is sarcastic.
>Spend time with women and things you find annoying in others become cute in in some.
No. Deluding yourself into thinking /a/ is a hive mind is only hurting you in the long run. Weekly Naruto threads happen.
My friends think having a waifu/husbando is a joke. Good.
N-no, I can fix her!
I'll agree Dorothy isn't the most complex character in the world, but she does have some hidden depths. Either way there's something about her I just really like.
By the way I can't recommend Big O enough, waifu aside I think it's a great show, as long as you don't mind confusing non-endings.
>You've got a thing for women with no personality.
B-but she has personality for me...
I've discovered Miku 5 years after she was created, so I guess you are wrong here.
That's so true.
>Let's not forget all the figurines, body pillows and other crap that waifu-havers are inclined to buy.
>I seen a dude here on /a/ talking about how he cries sometimes knowing he will never live in a reality where his waifu existed. Shit is fucked up and on the level of furries if you ask me.
I won't pretend that it's not possible that I can have mental problems or that having waifu is perfectly healthy for me. But, that's how some people show their deep love. When you want to be with your waifu so much that it it hurts you so much and you sometimes cry because of that, having daki and figures and other stuff really helps.
You appreciate beautiful things. Relaxing and enjoying the finer things in life. However you're lonely and don't have anyone to share these things with.
Retarded newfag that thinks he's really hilarious. Shuts off his brain the moment he turns on his PC or more likely iPhone.
/a/ is not a hive mind but it is my opinion.
Please, stop deluding yourself. In order for a person to change from a bitch who doesn't trust anyone to a person who can love and be loved in return, she must want it herself. And for her to want it herself events must happen that push her to change her personality. Sadly these never happen (or maybe they do but I'm not an LNfag) so YOUR LOVE FOR HER IS NON CANON
Tell me what you know doctor.
I said I wouldn't argue about anime characters being one dimensional, then you said you disagreed. Then you admit your waifu is one dimensional. C'mon man.
I have heard Big-O talked about a lot and never got round to trying it. I will give it a shot, probably tomorrow when I can get really drunk. Thanks for the advice anon.
Oh god it's true.
It looks like, I didn't knew definition.
Anyway, I don't really care about trends and most popular of normalfag things, but on the other side, for example: I only watch anime that are popular/have good opinion on /a/ and rarely search for something, so I don't really know.
>YOUR LOVE FOR HER IS NON CANON
Stop spewing this bullshit.
People here love Goddesses, monsters, immortal beings and girls far more detached from us and our view of the world than a girl who does not trust anyone.
You play a lot of games/watch a lot of anime//read a lot of manga, and have /a/ to talk to but you want someone to do that with you in the flesh. What are you, some kind of faggot?
Monster girls are far more open to interpretation. Whereas it is very clear how Nadeko's behaviour would be like.
one of many
>inb4 ">having more than one waifu"
Hello no name, looks like you're as disdainful of the psychologists as ever.
"Someone with a waifu no one cares about" apparently.
I find it kind of interesting in a dull way I suppose, I've only posted her about half a dozen times on /a/ but no ones every time.
the RDG girl
Freud said some trues about personality. Sure, in 110 years almost everything change but still his theory is useful.
You haven't seen much anime and post in waifu threads even though you don't really have a waifu because you got too immersed in a romance one time and now you think you like MC's love interest even though you probably don't
What's the diagnosis?
I'm not talking about monster girls.
I'm talking about goddesses, or things that if we compare ourselves to them we are as lasting as a fart on a basket and as smart as a retarded baby.
It doesn't stop people from loving them.
Just keep your statements as vague as possible and people will think you actually know somehting about them. It's better when they have a relation to something outside of taste in women.
It'd be cool if someone tried me, I'm probably simple enough to guess.
You're doing it wrong.
You're morbidly obese and probably have aspergers. You think that Esdese going dere excuses her crimes.
Also I didn't watch it so I can't say but I'm pretty sure RDG a shit
Keep continuing the yanderefag stereotype, reddit-kun.
You have a thing for gap moe and softhearted girls and REALLY want to protect someone.
Red eyes and black hair makes for a nice design but Akame really hasn't had much development so you probably just like her since shes KAKOI or whatever.
Casca is Guts' waifu, nobody else's.
See no-name there? He actually got admitted into an asylum and stayed there for two years. Like any other insane person, he blames other people for his problems.
Think of the Black Swordsman, but replace Apostles with trips.
It's a femdom fetish.
But seriously, goddesses have that appeal of being so much better than you let they still love you. You can suspend your disbelief for that. But human nature can't be changed.
I don't know why I'm still arguing about this, it's just my opinion towards Nadeko.
>he doesn't want to become a little girl waifu
He said some interesting things about sexuality which is somewhat interesting though his scaling of personality growth, although primitive and stupid in a sexual fashion, lead to other scaling which were helpful when not biased on sexuality.
And his contribution to the unconsciousness was also brilliant. The issue is that he believed that the subconscious was more important that it is.
There's also no real correlation between talking to someone about their experiences and it helping the person out compared to someone just talking to a friend about their problems in contrast to a psychologist.
Though that at least changed with clinical psychologist who mix both the Freudian crap of talking about your life and recommending you pills.
It's just that Freud added his own sexual problems to his theories and assumed it as true.
And if you think it's false, well, that's just because you repressed those memories and can't remember them.
You like girls with extreme mental issues and no coherence to their choices. You also aren't really serious about this whole waifu thing and probably only have 50 pictures of her tops.
I haven't read the source material but you're really devoted and I find that sweet.
No, I will bully. Ever heard of how people say anime girls are the perfect doormats for unlikeable people to immerse themselves in? Well Marika is the furthest gone example of that. She's not even near human. You're so insecure that you can't take a bit of harassment without internalizing it very deep down.
You don't do anything except shit up threads talking about trips. Don't imagine you are some avenging angel, sent to free us poor anons from having to ignore trips. You are just adding to the posts we ignore. Wear a trip please.
You are a cunt. I hate you.
What I mean is, say, this anon:
He loves a drow, a being made of evil and spiders.
She'd probably enslave him the second she tries to say hi.
But that doesn't stop love.
She's closer to an object of worship for me rather then waifu. I never had any thoughts about being close with her, my mind just goes blank and I'm filled with awe and joy any time I think about Beatrice. I even painted this despite never drawing anything in my whole life.
What kind of mental disorder do I have, doc?
You're lonely, and either didn't have friends or merely had superficial friendships. Probably very independent for the majority of your life. As such you need someone who will back you up, be your bro and your lover at the same time. A lover and a friend at the same time.
You're a nice guy and all, but come off as unfriendly. You really want to become good friends with someone and trust them, but circumstances don't allow it.
It's enough for the likes of you
Serious case of autism and edginess
My waifu, pic related.
I'll take a stab in the dark
You hate drama and overly-emotional people. You value intelligence and your life is quite relaxed, you're rarely busy.
Your parents have been strict and overprotective and they made important life decisions for you, like whether or not cut your foreskin. You were probably forbidden to fap at home and have an erectile dysfunction as a result. Being ashamed of such defects you were unable to find a girlfriend in high-school and had to resort to 3D porn which together with your sheltered upbringing resulted in obsessions and an addiction.
>You want to have wild, crazy sex.
You're not wrong about that.