Every Gatari is best.
That sayed, I would certainly bust a nut in her
Yes with all my soul
>Whats wrong /a/non~? It looks pretty painful down there
The later parts are full blown fanservice.
The first part not so much and it was pretty decent with it.
You saw the best fanservice already.
But crab is best girl
I actually like Snake, but she's not best gatari by far.
Best gatari is a tie between Crow and Crab.
Exactly, its not snail but cat.
Rararagi should just request a threesome with her, Hitagi surley wouldn't mind.
Monkey is best everything if you're not into huge oppais
You didn't watch the bathscene yet did you?
>Hitagi"You still love Araragi?"
>proceed to shower together and get touchy with each other
>Hitagi"tis is gonna be good"
trying to derail the thread into worst girl discussion
I bought a snake nendo and all I've been wanting to do is see her covered in cum. Not my own, I'm not attracted to her at all, I just feel like it would be her most natural state.
Is this normal?
Absolutely. People who hate her just can't handle terribly flawed characters.
>any of those
Disagreeing is now shitposting guys.
I like the snake-hair and red eyes, but she's too batshit for best gatari.
This. However, I am also a piece of shit who relates to her, and love her the most. In this case, worst girl is best.
I would never ever marry her
bee would be best for that, but she is still best gatari.
You are incapable of confronting people and would rather commit multiple murders than have to deal with your emotions?
I need pictures.
Pictures of Kanbaru.
being a snail fan is suffering, cause everyone likes the blonde loli more.
there's even less love for ononiki
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that for those of us who are all about tomboys, that this show has two distinctly different, yet equally wonderful tomboys for us?
God damn, you can't blame me for missing that
But I love all three equally.
>implying he didn't choose the offering amount.
She'd just be happy to drink sake with someone.
All gataris are best gataris in their own way.
Karen is best wife, Kanbaru is best kouhai, Tsukihi is best wingman, etc.
It's time to stop fighting and love them all.
>best sex appeal
She basically belongs on here with us. Just the right mix of cognitive dissonance, anti-socialism and self-loathing.
a little girl.
I prefer adaptation of Nisio's new novel
Don't forget how much she flirts and lusts after her love even though she can never have him, but just enjoys it more because of it.
It's the same because I love you that way anon.
Yes. Kaiki only got a hand job.
If Kaiki didn't fuck her, then probably yes.
This manga is a flawless deconstruction of the anime genre.
Snail is best.
Monkey is my favorite.
>tfw neither will be your bro
Kaiki is too pure to have fucked Crab, you disgusting heathens.
But the series really concludes with all the girls apart from Gahara leaving Araragi's side without meeting anymore? Imoutos and even freakin' Shinobu included? That would be just too darn sad...
I doubt she would have done all this crazy shit if she just got fucked by literally anyone. All her delusions were made just because she was so cock hungry. Even if Araragi had just teased her a little bit I think she would have been satisfied enough.
In fact, I think out of every single girl in the series, Araragi touched Snake the least.
Shinobu is going to be with Araragi until one of them dies.
But yeah, I'm pretty sure Kanabru and her senpais drift apart after they graduate.
I need a hug
Maybe he did that because he couldn't dare think about the girl he tenderly loved becoming a whore.
And there is more coming, it's fantastic.
She could get some dick from a guy in the subway, she could get fingered by Tsukihi, she just needed someone to force her sexual buildup out.
Does Kanbaru even really like Araragi all that much? I know they are friends, but out of the main cast she seems the most distant from him to begin with.
But don't worry anon, I'm sure she'll make many new friends and live a wonderful life. And kaiki will be the best father figure she could ask for.
>Implying they don't have regular text banter
Kaiki and Crab have a fairly intense relationship, but I doubt he fucked her. So yes.
To begin with? Sure. I would say they enjoy each other's company by the end though.
It's not enough anon.
Shinobu doesn't leave him and he's still living with his sisters for the near future. He still cleans Kanbaru's room sometimes. He's still in contact with Hanekawa. Hachikuji is the god of his town. Sodachi is implied to probably be doing the same maths course. Ononoki was even still living with him for a bit.
>Kanbaru calls Kaiki, but to his suprise she wanted help with something rather trivial
>They stay in touch and Kaiki helps her out with little problems, she obviously doesnt really need his help but he gives thorough advice anyway
>After awhile he becomes like a father to her
>Kaiki has an accident his life is in danger, Kanbaru runs as fast as she can and is able to bring him to the hospital and save his life
>They have both helped each other
>Kanbaru has one last request for him, Kanbaru wants to get married
to Karen, and wants his blessing
>Kanbaru continues her life, and Kaiki grows old, Kanbaru takes care of elderly Kaiki
>Kanbaru grows into a woman, has children, and Kaiki passes on
>At his funeral, Oshino and many people from his past that Kanbaru had never met before attend
>Even though Kanbaru never really knew much about him, Kaiki was still the father she always wanted
Snake has become a sucessful mangaka, she goes to conventions and gets fucked by fans as often as possible
That's actually kind of heartwarming, anon.
And this part. Crab is coming on strong.
Kaiki is too pure for that though.
I love how he can be so mature and immature at the same time. On one hand, he's got that "I'm too old for this shit" attitude that >>115380280
mentioned that gives him the upper hand, while on the other hand he's still playing petty word games with high school girls. He's so much more interesting than Araragi.
Why are you hating on snake so much?
She just wants your offering
of sake you perv.
I really liked corpse.
I'm not totally sure why, but I feel I can relate to her.
I want to have a fourway with the Fire Sisters and Snake.
Kaiki is pure and would never have sex with crabshit you fuckers.
I prefer them medium sized and firm so Kanbaru is perfect in every way.
It's like the character designers knew the best way to destroy my dick.
Also she has the best VA and great personality.
Fuck it, she would be great to hang around even if we wont fuck.
She is cute, but no.
Most of the time she is boring.
Only got decent after she cut her bangs and became a goddess.
When did this happened? I watched Hana a few days ago and I don't remember this.
Wouldn't say best but would definitely park my meaty diamonds on her. She's the definition of lolita, even if you hate her, you should have some urge to wreak her in the most sensual way.
>no one posting best girl
What is wrong with you people?
We were, but then the thread sort of died.
I'm going to assume it's like Araragi and Senjougaharas relationship: Everything is fine, but that's not the focus of the series so it's in the background.
The real question is how long Kanbaru can restrain herself from sexually assaulting Karen. Then again Karen is dumb as rocks so that "playful shower" she took with Kanbaru might never register as something out of the ordinary for her.
I want to
_hugKaren, and make her my friend
No! You can't do that to me!
It's not fair! God damn it, it's not fucking fair!
if i couldn't a doll, snail, or bat
if i couldn't a doll, snail, bat, monkey, or phoenix.
>Hey guys, this is what I don't like
At least come up with some bullshit reasons to why, it sparks discussion.
But I want high school girls in mine.
Snake not a best, but she's best slut and sexiest.
people give Snake shit yet Kanbaru who also tried to kill Araragi gets a free pass, why is that
You should have gone for it, Kaiki, when you had the chance.
This thread lacks Snake.
Please, post your Snake.
But we can all agree that loli monkey is the best girl, right guys?
Because Kanbaru admitted she was wrong, offered her arm up as penance and then afterwards dealt with her feeling without wanting to kill anyone.
You don't get any of that with the medusa arc.
Monkeybutt is a miracle of the universe.
She's not my best but she's definitely a best.
That's cause she's always so upbeat and cheerful.
She's always smiling so you can smile too.
>listening to this after Onimonogatari
I... wasn't ready for this
They're all bests.
The best, however, is crab.
Crab is a
she chooses Raragi over monkey
Shit taste confirmed
>go to college
>meet a slightly odd but decent guy and start dating him
>he's in a weird occult club
>all they do is play shogi and talk philosophy
they raised a corpse back to life and a guy fucking died in the club
>he has a massive crush on his senpai's older sister
>but he's still loyal to you so it's ok
>he drops out of school
>you hear he died in a traffic accident so he could collect the life insurance money
Being Kaiki's girlfriend must have been weird as fuck.
Okay, now you're crushing my dreams.
Romance of the century.
We all do anon. That it's impossible is one of life's greatest injustices.
You know how much he loves Meat.
>kaiki cooking his girlfriend's tit on a barbecue
Anon, this took a disturbing turn.
Where did the bad monkey touch you anon?