You should learn to count. Either way still more than you.
Did Hitagi ever get her crabs treated? Is that why she's so grumpy?
She wins because the series is over* and Araragi and Crab are in love and together.
What happens afterwards doesn't matter and who the fuck knows/cares.
Canon ending = 100% perfect Senjougahara victory
and bat-fags go go drown their sorrows in doughnuts.
Hitagi is taller than him?
No wonder he acts like beta.
Senjougohara mentions Araragi being so insecure he stands closer to the camera to look taller than her.
But i was wrong about cat though so there's that. 165cm is still king of manlets tier
>I'm actually glad Araragi got Senjougahara, he deserves the best girl in the cast. I can put up with a shit girl like Snake ecause I'm a massive faggot.
There, I put in what you meant to type.
episode 1, that is
>I'm a massive pussy who put my dick in the first crazy bitch to confess to me, even though I had my eye on other girls from the start, then couldn't switch or she'd kill me. This choice cost me no social collateral, which my weak ego couldn't afford to lose by confessing myself and being rejected. It worked out in the end because I'm a huge masochist and love to be belittled and humiliated by dominating women. I am a failure as a man. Just like Araragi.
I'm just glad he end up who the one he love's the most
Speaking of Neko (Black), I just finished the book. Besides the loss of the panties talk, Shaft pretty much adapted it word for word. I should have believed them more, and dropped the book after the first third.
Did people actually expect Shinobu to win?
I thought it was clearly established that they don't have a romantic relationship in the slightest.
Yeah they're linked for eternity via their souls or whatever. But only desperate batfags ever took that to mean they were in love.
He just views her as that loli vampire who lives in my shadow that helps me out sometimes and eats donuts.
He has Crab, and he'd pick Cat, Bee or even that dyke Monkey over Bat as a romantic interest.
>yfw Karen would've won the Arararagi if she wasn't his sister
> Second season
Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - 292 Pages / 5 Episodes = 58.4 Pages/Episode
Kabukimonogatari - 342 Pages / 4 Episodes = 85.5 Pages/Episode
Otorimonogatari - 284 Pages / 4 Episodes = 71 Pages/Episode
Onimonogatari - 276 Pages / 4 Episodes = 69 Pages/Episode
Koimonogatari - 280 Pages / 6 Episodes = 46.67 Pages/Episode
Hanamonogatari - 272 Pages / 5 Episodes = 54.4 Pages/Episode
The book that was rushed the most was Kabuki
That's as maybe. But 1000 years after crab and everyone else are dead, Shinobu and Araragi will still be going around ghostbusting. The paltry 50 or so years he spent with crab will be as a drop of water in the ocean compared to their bond.
>implying she's not his mistress
It's my least favourite arc, as the character of Tsubasa is at her most annoying. I mean, yeah, she's really well written and all. That's EXACTLY why she annoys me so, she feels way too real for me to be not annoyed by a human, who would annoy me in real life. So yeah, besides the panties talk, I don't see much reason in reading/watching this again.
It had the best arc in the entire series though.
>japanese classrooms will never be flooded by pussyjuice just because someone casually used your name.
Thats not really surprising though.
>Crab confirmed for NTR fetish
Shinobu confirmed for participating in threesomes
More than watching
She can feel it
They only like him because he has a hot mysterious girlfriend, and hangs around with the literal "perfection" that is Hanekawa and the super popular Kanbaru. Of course he'll attract female attention.
Let me remind you that before this series started, he was a friendless loner virgin that wanted to kill himself.
>Sticking your dick in crazy
Not even once
Nope. He was pretty famous back then too. His middle school hijinks still carried over his fame to high school too. Hey, even if you haven't read the books, that must've been pretty clear from how they spoke about the Fire Sisters as merely copying what their brother did.
He wasn't famous in a good way though. He was a loner. Even if all the girls secretly wanted his cock, it was never mentioned at all.
In fact, since Hana is told through Kanbarus eyes, all those girls going crazy over him might just be in her head since she idolizes him so much.
>Even if all the girls secretly wanted his cock, it was never mentioned at all.
Because it was from Ragi's POV. He wouldn't notice something like that. No, more like, he'd deliberately ignore it and not say anything about it to the readers. Fame or infamy, something was indeed there, so plenty of girls may have gotten wet over his lone wolf figure or something like that. Mind you, I am not saying he was a lone wolf figure, just that girls may have schlicked to an image of him as such.
I won't argue against any of that, but let's not act like Araragi was some kind of playboy lady killer. Fact is, the only women he acknowledges and interacts with are all pretty fucked up.
And I still say that his supposed popularity in the beginning of Hana is the result of a combination of his reputation and the high tier girls he has hanging around him, both of which are just part of his circumstance and have little to do with Araragi himself. Most of the normal highschoolers would probably be weirded out if they actually talked to him.
From what I understand he went from popular chuuni "Hero of Justice" in middle school to edgy lazy "delinquent" loner when he started high school.
He gets popular again when Hanekawa forces him to have a social life, he starts dating Senjougahara and gets /fit/ as fuck because vampire.
The best OP of all time is
Lain'sbut from Monogatari it's clearly Delusion Express
Why is this allowed?
>He doesn't know
Liars must be punished
I miss her every day
Nope, Hanekawa directly says he's still popular. The loneliness is only self-imposed.
Oh, that's true. Well, I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with Arararararagi himself, in a sense there's no chance he'd just hang around with a low spec girl. A low spec girl would be just weirded out when talking with him, as you say. Though, he probably wouldn't talk with a normal girl the same way he does with, for example, Gahara.
I honestly can't even imagine him having a normal conversation.
Like if a girl came up to him and asked him how he's doing, he'd just stare at her while he has a 5 minute long internal monologue about what her motivations might be, if Senjougahara is behind this, if she has some kind of oddity afflicting her, etc. until he mentions something perverted or off the wall, and she excuses herself and goes back to her friends saying shit like "He's kinda weird, I don't get why he's so popular."
He _probably_ can hold normal conversations. He'd never admit to it, though? Who knows. He may have forgotten how to from his chuuni phase till now.
I want a college one-off showing him having normal conversations with his colleagues.
He is capable of normal interactions with people. We just don't see it much because normal is boring and most of the cast is very abnormal.
He's fairly restrained and normal when talking with Nadeko, for example, since he sees her as just an innocent kid.
>In the commentary in Bake, she keeps bringing up the fact she's taller. Maybe he grew a bit.
I dated a girl who was exactly my height (we're both exactly 6' 1/8") and when i say exactly i mean absolutely exactly... She ALWAYS claimed she was taller then me. Even when we measured to check and it ended up we were literally the same height she STILL insisted she was taller then me.
Of course she was a crazy 3dpd slut, and this was before i learned the glory of 2d... but i can certainly envision a scenario where crab would claim she's taller then manlet-ragi even if they were the same height.
He's more fun to flirt with on the phone.
Saw the light a long time ago
she was a volleyball player. batshit crazy too.
this is offtopic, didn't mean to do that, just wanted to say i can envision why hitagi might tease manlet-ragi about his height even if they were the same height.
Any, back on topic arararagi-san
>Can't read moonrunes
Being gaijin is suffering