Say my name.

ararararararagi

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Koyomi-onichan

Koyomi is a girls name, haha faggot

slut

>>114351429
Shit taste in girlfriend.

>>114351477
失礼、噛みました

>>114351429
Bane?

>>114351656
Ararararargi a big guy

>>114351531
Best girl?

Muraragi.

>>114351709
FOR YOU

Shuraragi.

>>114351617
Gahara is perfection incarnate you plebeian.

Alalagi-san

>>114351933
That's not how you spell Shinobu.

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Parararagi.

>>114352494
Losers need not apply.

aragi

>>114351544
That faggot gets more pussy than you will ever get.

>>114352660
Good thing that Shinobu is the true winner.

>>114352927
True? More like only winner

>>114352759
He has sex with one girl, so impressive

>>114352927
>>114352971
Stay delusional, Crab is the only winner

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>>114353004
You should learn to count. Either way still more than you.

>>114351933
He only went for her because she was there first. He doesn't even get along that well with her, she's just obsessive.

>>114352927
Hitagi literally just won in the final novel.

Stay mad.

>>114351429
Eroragi

ar*10¹⁰⁰gi

>>114353105
DROPPED.

Ararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararararagi.

>>114353072
>Implying he had sex with anyone other than Senjougahara
>Implying I don't fuck 10/10 bitches on the regular with my 300k starting job that I got with my math major

>>114353137
Argoogolragi?

>>114352927
Hue, Crab won Zokuowari dude.

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Did Hitagi ever get her crabs treated? Is that why she's so grumpy?

>>114351429
Tyler Durden.

>>114353489
Hachikuji is Araragi, he was fighting himself.

>>114353394
More Arara's than atoms in the universe.

>>114351429
Monogatararagi

>>114351429
Heisenberg?

>>114352927
>hasn't read zokuowari

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>>114351429
KoyoKoyo

>>114353759
You're goddamn right

>>114351891
But he's only 165cm

How can Crab possibly win when Shinobu and Koyomi are both immortal?

>>114354335
She can win temporarily.

>>114354235
All Nips are midgets though

>>114354506
his sister, gf, and childhood friend are all taller than him. I think monkey is as well.

>>114354335
She wins because the series is over* and Araragi and Crab are in love and together.

What happens afterwards doesn't matter and who the fuck knows/cares.

Canon ending = 100% perfect Senjougahara victory

and bat-fags go go drown their sorrows in doughnuts.

>>114351429
Walter white?

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>>114354538
>gf
they're the same size

>>114351429
Maragi.

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>>114354538
Hitagi is taller than him?
No wonder he acts like beta.

>>114354665
In the commentary in Bake, she keeps bringing up the fact she's taller. Maybe he grew a bit.

>>114354762
see >>114354665

>>114354821
>tfw I would be a fucking giant in Japan

>>114354665
Senjougohara mentions Araragi being so insecure he stands closer to the camera to look taller than her.

But i was wrong about cat though so there's that. 165cm is still king of manlets tier

>>114354111
Why is Kaiki such a better protagonist than Araragi?

>>114353385
go back to reddit with your stem major.

>>114354931
He's an adult character with actually some complexity.

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Pararararararagi

>>114354931
Because Kaiki is a better protagonist than pretty much anyone.

>>114353385
>300k starting job that I got with my math major

Ka ka ka.

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>>114354782
maybe

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>>114354931
He just is

>>114355165
>that Kaiki

Lordy.

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>>114354665
Karen a best.

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>>114355263

>>114355277
Where is that from? I swear I never saw that frame.

>>114354055

>reading LN garbage

If it's not worth animating, it's not worth my time

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>>114355491
your loss

>>114355491
All the books will eventually get animated anon

Except for Kizu

I'm actually glad Araragi got Senjougahara, he left us all the good girls. It's like someone buying the one jug of expired milk, he did us a favor.

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>>114351429
Koyokoyo

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Nii-chan...

>>114355585
>I'm actually glad Araragi got Senjougahara, he deserves the best girl in the cast. I can put up with a shit girl like Snake ecause I'm a massive faggot.

There, I put in what you meant to type.

>>114355585
I like the way you think.

>>114355439
Nekomonogatari (Black), 14:04

>>114354665
Aragi is such a manlet holy fuck.

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>>114355666
>>114355439
episode 1, that is

>>114355491
>not worth animating
>a novel that was released this month

>>114355654
Are you calling my waifu shit?

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>>114355568
>Kizu

>>114355654

>I'm a massive pussy who put my dick in the first crazy bitch to confess to me, even though I had my eye on other girls from the start, then couldn't switch or she'd kill me. This choice cost me no social collateral, which my weak ego couldn't afford to lose by confessing myself and being rejected. It worked out in the end because I'm a huge masochist and love to be belittled and humiliated by dominating women. I am a failure as a man. Just like Araragi.

>>114355807
I certainly ain't calling her out for dinner faggot.

Did Kaiki send Yozuru after Tsukihi as revenge?

>>114355851
Fite me irl m8

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>>114355585
I'm just glad he end up who the one he love's the most

>>114355870
Yes.

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>>114355807
But even she knows she's worse girl.

>>114355762
Speaking of Neko (Black), I just finished the book. Besides the loss of the panties talk, Shaft pretty much adapted it word for word. I should have believed them more, and dropped the book after the first third.

>>114355924
She's modest.

>>114355585
Did people actually expect Shinobu to win?

I thought it was clearly established that they don't have a romantic relationship in the slightest.

Yeah they're linked for eternity via their souls or whatever. But only desperate batfags ever took that to mean they were in love.

He just views her as that loli vampire who lives in my shadow that helps me out sometimes and eats donuts.

He has Crab, and he'd pick Cat, Bee or even that dyke Monkey over Bat as a romantic interest.

>>114355789

If/when it gets animated and subbed, then it will be worth my time.

>>114355915
Thanks, from the crappy translation I had, it wasn't clear if it happened before or after he was run out of town.

>>114355926
Not sure what you meant by the second part but yeah the panties part should have been animated. And the part where Karen rubbed her sweaty face against Shuraragi's.

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>>114355616
>yfw Karen would've won the Arararagi if she wasn't his sister

>>114355926
> Second season
Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - 292 Pages / 5 Episodes = 58.4 Pages/Episode
Kabukimonogatari - 342 Pages / 4 Episodes = 85.5 Pages/Episode
Otorimonogatari - 284 Pages / 4 Episodes = 71 Pages/Episode
Onimonogatari - 276 Pages / 4 Episodes = 69 Pages/Episode
Koimonogatari - 280 Pages / 6 Episodes = 46.67 Pages/Episode
Hanamonogatari - 272 Pages / 5 Episodes = 54.4 Pages/Episode

The book that was rushed the most was Kabuki

>>114355846
That's pretty much correct.

But hey, it's more realistic than most anime romances.

>>114355994
It was after, but it was more along the lines of him telling about Yozuru about Tsukihi knowing fully well what would happen rather than "sending" her there.

>>114355976

That's as maybe. But 1000 years after crab and everyone else are dead, Shinobu and Araragi will still be going around ghostbusting. The paltry 50 or so years he spent with crab will be as a drop of water in the ocean compared to their bond.

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>>114355666
>>114355762
Thank you anon

>>114355846
Wow, minus the "I'm a massive pussy who put my dick in the first crazy bitch to confess to me",that's a rather accurate description. I just like putting my dick in crazy.

>>114351429
best scene

http://a.pomf.se/hocflu.webm

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>you will never be with araragi senpai

>>114356068

Fair enough. I'll give you that.

>>114356066
Second season was complete shit except for the fanservice.

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>>114356166

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>>114356055
>>implying she's not his mistress

>>114356066
Please do the same for the others.

>>114356019
It's my least favourite arc, as the character of Tsubasa is at her most annoying. I mean, yeah, she's really well written and all. That's EXACTLY why she annoys me so, she feels way too real for me to be not annoyed by a human, who would annoy me in real life. So yeah, besides the panties talk, I don't see much reason in reading/watching this again.

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>>114356172
It had the best arc in the entire series though.

>>114356076
Thanks, Yozuru didn't seem the type to take orders from him.

>>114356193

I'm sure they still brush each other's teeth everyday.

>>114356210
Still couldn't save how bad the whole 2 cours were, but yes, that arc was godly.

>>114356210

Kaiki did nothing wrong.

>>114356193
>tfw you actually believe they fuck sometimes
I need a drink.

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>>114356136
he gets all the bitches

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>>114356172
no

>the latest book states that Hitagi gets turned on by Araragi almost fucking all the other girls

Crab confirmed for NTR fetish

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>japanese classrooms will never be flooded by pussyjuice just because someone casually used your name.

>>114356321
I was kidding but you can drink this *unzips phallus*

Kami Master

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>>114356533

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>>114351429
Koyomin

ragiko

ragi

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>>114356420
Thats not really surprising though.

>>114354665
I'm 184cm, and I don't even feel that tall.

Nips need to step their shit up.

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>>114356420
>Crab confirmed for NTR fetish
Shinobu confirmed for participating in threesomes

>>114355732
Yet he is covered in pussy on a daily basis

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>>114354931

>>114357337

at the very least they know she's always watching

>>114357378
What is pandering to beta manlets.

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>>114357418
More than watching
She can feel it

>>114356420
>>114357103

All bitches get wet when they know someone else wants their man. That's just the natural way.

>>114357378
Most of the pussy he attracts are people with mental problems, straight up oddities or his own sisters.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>114357489

When was the last time Araragi was able to masturbate in peace with a loli in his shadow getting off to it?

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>>114356193
lets hope its the right one

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>>114357599
>itsnot

>>114357548
did you not see >>114356136

are you gonna say they're all fucked up too?

>>114355846
>not putting your dick in crazy
Crazy pussy is best pussy.

>>114357736
They only like him because he has a hot mysterious girlfriend, and hangs around with the literal "perfection" that is Hanekawa and the super popular Kanbaru. Of course he'll attract female attention.

Let me remind you that before this series started, he was a friendless loner virgin that wanted to kill himself.

>>114357788

>yandere
nty

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>>114357788
>Sticking your dick in crazy
Not even once

>>114357850
Nope. He was pretty famous back then too. His middle school hijinks still carried over his fame to high school too. Hey, even if you haven't read the books, that must've been pretty clear from how they spoke about the Fire Sisters as merely copying what their brother did.

>>114357599
>no vag00 reflection
shaft even trying?

>>114357850
>friendless loner virgin

All of that was self-inflicted, he's not exactly /r9k/ material. Just that angst that we all have and that most of us get out of.

>>114357991
He wasn't famous in a good way though. He was a loner. Even if all the girls secretly wanted his cock, it was never mentioned at all.

In fact, since Hana is told through Kanbarus eyes, all those girls going crazy over him might just be in her head since she idolizes him so much.

>>114358010
>TLR by Shaft
oh my god

>>114358063
In Russia, Angst gets out of you. And then starts wearing female clothes.

The only good thing about the whole Monogatari series was Bakemonogatari.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ0ymYGQNa8

What is the greatest OP of all time and why is it Platinum Disco?

>>114358165
You mean Renai Circulation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6IM-L7fLw

Platinum Disco would be my second favorite though

>>114358132
toppest

>>114358206
No, he clearly meant Koimonogatari's OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDhldkSXjf8

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>>114358206
>second favorite though

>>114358099
>Even if all the girls secretly wanted his cock, it was never mentioned at all.
Because it was from Ragi's POV. He wouldn't notice something like that. No, more like, he'd deliberately ignore it and not say anything about it to the readers. Fame or infamy, something was indeed there, so plenty of girls may have gotten wet over his lone wolf figure or something like that. Mind you, I am not saying he was a lone wolf figure, just that girls may have schlicked to an image of him as such.

>>114358206
>>114358165
How could you be so wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDhldkSXjf8

season 3 when
kizu when

>>114358363
>season 3 when
2017
>kizu when
2015

>>114358206
Not even the best snake OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUyG1R_ydA

>>114358269
I won't argue against any of that, but let's not act like Araragi was some kind of playboy lady killer. Fact is, the only women he acknowledges and interacts with are all pretty fucked up.

And I still say that his supposed popularity in the beginning of Hana is the result of a combination of his reputation and the high tier girls he has hanging around him, both of which are just part of his circumstance and have little to do with Araragi himself. Most of the normal highschoolers would probably be weirded out if they actually talked to him.

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>>114357991
From what I understand he went from popular chuuni "Hero of Justice" in middle school to edgy lazy "delinquent" loner when he started high school.
He gets popular again when Hanekawa forces him to have a social life, he starts dating Senjougahara and gets /fit/ as fuck because vampire.

>>114358165
The best OP of all time is Lain's but from Monogatari it's clearly Delusion Express
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CDxiweSMfg

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Why is this allowed?

>>114358471
>kizu
>2015
Missed a couple zeros there.

>>114358509
>>114358539
Snake: Worst girl, best OPs

>>114358539
>ah fuck, why am I so sexy?

>>114358564
Forced drama.

>>114358564
That shit right there. Not fair dammit.

>>114358280

fat Macross feel

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>>114358539

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>>114358568
>He doesn't know

>>114358564
Liars must be punished
I miss her every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zzGPpju9vs

>>114358539
Nope, Hanekawa directly says he's still popular. The loneliness is only self-imposed.

>>114358516
Oh, that's true. Well, I wouldn't say it has nothing to do with Arararararagi himself, in a sense there's no chance he'd just hang around with a low spec girl. A low spec girl would be just weirded out when talking with him, as you say. Though, he probably wouldn't talk with a normal girl the same way he does with, for example, Gahara.

>>114358678
truly ebin

We get a full batch of subbed BDs yet?

>>114358736
I honestly can't even imagine him having a normal conversation.

Like if a girl came up to him and asked him how he's doing, he'd just stare at her while he has a 5 minute long internal monologue about what her motivations might be, if Senjougahara is behind this, if she has some kind of oddity afflicting her, etc. until he mentions something perverted or off the wall, and she excuses herself and goes back to her friends saying shit like "He's kinda weird, I don't get why he's so popular."

>>114358939
He _probably_ can hold normal conversations. He'd never admit to it, though? Who knows. He may have forgotten how to from his chuuni phase till now.

I want a college one-off showing him having normal conversations with his colleagues.

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>>114358939
He is capable of normal interactions with people. We just don't see it much because normal is boring and most of the cast is very abnormal.
He's fairly restrained and normal when talking with Nadeko, for example, since he sees her as just an innocent kid.

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>>114354782
>In the commentary in Bake, she keeps bringing up the fact she's taller. Maybe he grew a bit.
I dated a girl who was exactly my height (we're both exactly 6' 1/8") and when i say exactly i mean absolutely exactly... She ALWAYS claimed she was taller then me. Even when we measured to check and it ended up we were literally the same height she STILL insisted she was taller then me.

Of course she was a crazy 3dpd slut, and this was before i learned the glory of 2d... but i can certainly envision a scenario where crab would claim she's taller then manlet-ragi even if they were the same height.

>>114351531
Hyuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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>>114354111
>kaiki/hitagi
Always the best.

>>114359708
>dated 3dpd
>saw the light

Welcome home brother

>>114359708
>Dating a girl that tall.

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>>114354931
He's more fun to flirt with on the phone.

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>>114360151
Saw the light a long time ago
>>114360642
she was a volleyball player. batshit crazy too.

this is offtopic, didn't mean to do that, just wanted to say i can envision why hitagi might tease manlet-ragi about his height even if they were the same height.

Any, back on topic arararagi-san

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>>114360914
OTP

>>114361058
AraragixGod Hachikuji 21 yrs inside the mirror

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Imouto over everything

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>>114361058
;_;

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>>114361114
>Can't read moonrunes
Being gaijin is suffering

>>114351429
あらあら…阿良々木君に荒らしが現れたら
争わないで新たな新湯で有らぬ体を洗って
改めてあらゆる洗い物を捨てながら
アラカルト食べて、粗利を増えワラ…

あら、ナンセンス言っちゃったララ？

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>>114361115
Tsukihi>Karen

>>114356187
>My only senpai

It's a small school.

>>114360906
>you will never tell kaiki what color your underwear is
I hate this world.

>>114360642

>not liking tall girls

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>>114361244
a little

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>>114361380
yes

>>114351531
Oni no oniichan?

>>114351798
All Bakemonogatari girls are best girls.

But Senjougahara is the best of the best.

>>114361505
I'm 190cm, Tall girls don't exist in my world