>http://bato.to/read/_/274414/mahou -shoujo-madoka★magi

Mumi got so fat her arm is growing tits

>>114301324
Why is reading anything about Mami always so depressing.

I wanna go out drinking with Mami-san after work.

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http://exhentai.org/g/734420/9f9daaaf4c/
best mami doijin ever

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She's elegant,well spoken,smart,polite,hard working and has a good fashion sense.

Why is Mami so perfect? I wanna marry her.

Somehow reading that thing in the OP makes me feel extremely guilty. Like
>Ah, I'm like that without ever being a mahou shoujo
>Mami, you sure became a hopeless human being

>>114301324
No it's not you asshole

>not inviting Mami to the party
Madoka and Homura sure have become cunts

>>114301761
Because just is.

Related to these then

http://exhentai.org/g/445360/4c43e8aa94/
http://exhentai.org/g/487765/a7d5e6684a/
http://exhentai.org/g/539292/d6d7b464d7/

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>>114302155

There's truth to the saying "Jealousy is ugly"

>>114301324
Oh god, my life is like Mami's. ;_;

>>114302338
Big tits, mail order dildos and instant food?

>>114301865
>hetstupidicy
Literally worse than ISIS

>>114302374
In my 30s, alone and stagnating and people of my age having gotten married and having children.

>>114302374
big cock, mail order onaholes and instant food.

>>114302454
>people of my age having gotten married and having children
Explain how that's a thing you should emulate.

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no... dont sell it ;_;

>>114302491

Not him but societal standards and peer pressure are terrible and stronger than you think. You're shamed if you say you don't want to get married or have kids.

Especially if you're male.

>>114301324
So many feels with this doujin.

>>114302643
Yeah, I know that. I'm in a similar situation. Still, getting married and having children is a stupid way to evaluate success.

>>114302491
The realization that everyone your age is married makes you wonder where your life is heading. And you have older relatives asking when you are getting married.

>>114302696
I read it to laugh, but it struck to close at home.

>>114301324
That arm yo.

>>114302753

Yep. What's happening in Japan is gonna start happening in the U.S soon and I welcome it.

why cant people just stop bullying Mami-san?

Fuck that was sad
>you will never invite her out and watch her fumble around in embarrassment as she wonders what to say

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... Do these fuckers find this funny?

>>114302753
>Still, getting married and having children is a stupid way to evaluate success.

Seeing that it's supposed to be the stable format of guaranteeing humanity's continued existance I think it's a fine meter of success.

Then again one of my 2 years younger sister's classmates got knocked up when she turned 18 so the kid's propably started school this fall. Not all cases are equal.

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>>114302926
Jealous of her fat.

>>114303027

You're making this harder for Mami and I.

>>114302637
>sell desk
>end up losing money
Being Mami is suffering.

Am I supposed to feel bad for Mami, considering the alternative of a brutal death as a child?

>tfw being attractive alone wont help you get laid
>tfw you'll end up like Mumi in this doujin

Suffering.

>>114301324
>Homura marrying some guy

At least make it somewhat believable.

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Looks like this has been serialized...

The suffering-train will never stop.

What a tragedy, to see Mami having lost all culinary sophistication. Perhaps it would've been better if she died tragically back in middle school.

...It's hard to believe I just said I'd prefer Mami dead...
...Harder to believe someone managed to write a Puella story more depressing than anything even Urobuchi could dream up.

>You will never accidentally run into Mami while grocery shopping and hit it off
>You will never start dating one another and eventually go steady
>You will never date for a couple months then move in together
>You will never be happy together and finally ask her to marry you
>You will never impregnate her and finally give her a happy family
>You will never grow old together and watch as your children go on to live happy and fulfilling lives
What's the point of living...

>>114303170
I don't think she has any problems getting laid. It's finding a boyfriend that's hard for her.

>>114303521

Why do you insist on hurting me?

>>114303521
>What's the point of living...
To watch Mami suffer.

>>114303552
As Mami suffers so shall we.

>>114303584

I'm single and just turned 25 today. Mami's struggle resonates with me.

>>114303521
Stop, you criminal scum.

This should be judged as assault and battery under criminal law.

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Why is Homu such a pretentious little shit.

>>114303672
Classy as fuck.

>>114303672
>implying americans know shit about cheese

>>114301761
Because it's like reading your own future, just in porn format.

>>114303508
Who the fuck writes this? Why? This is so depressing and horrible.

>>114303711
>Implying we don't have a cheese named after us
Check mate atheist.

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>>114303739

Reading this doujinshi makes me angry and makes my heart hurt at the same time.

Replace Mami with your waifu. What would she be doing differently?

>>114303729
You know what's worse? Reading your own present.

>>114303672
But Cabernet Sauvignon is a fucking crap cheap Wine. I've never had one that wasnt a sulfur-tasting glass of bile.

I'd rather have a mid-low level French Merlot or Chianti something you can get from your normal Yuro Supermarket for like 3-5 Yuros.

Homu indeed a shit! She's done everything wrong again!

;_;

>>114303883
And this is why I prefer shows for and about little girls.

>>114301865

That's not the one where she has brown skin and gets Dp'd by a futa Madoka and Homura

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>>114303462
>There's also a new volume of Shinmai's Tomoe Mami no Heibon no Nichijou manga out this week. It's jacket mentions/jokes that Shinbou Akiyuki got shot down when he suggested making an anime adaptaiton.

Holy shit. Even the author is suffering. And even joking about it.

>>114303899
I've found low-level Euro wine to be shit in general, Chianti in particular. South American wines tend to be better if you want something cheap.

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>>114303899
Beyond that, she brought up Walmart as a place to get food.
She's beyond help.

>>114303899
She's basically like the average 4chan user in that they just spout bullshit that they really don't know anything about and hope that more knowledgeable people don't show up to correct them.

I mean fuck, she went to walmart and is talking about quality? Shit taste.

>>114303909
Ironically the original series didn't affect me emotionally much, but this doujinshi did. I guess I can empathize with this Mami much more than with the original version.

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>>114303883
>>114303729
Holy shit, stop.

You make me want to...

>>114303999
>anime adaptaiton

Would be better than Watamote because I actually care about Mami.

>>114303999
well animating it technically makes it canon in the anime industry, and we don't really want our mami san to suffer for our amusement.

>>114302773
You know where your life is heading? It's headed to a dark, empty abyss of non-existence. Or if you're the religious type, you might be headed to an eternity of torment and pain, because if it's true then all of us are going to hell. There's no point in bringing children into the world.

>>114304129
Yeah, Sayaka is the suffering cumsocket.

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>>114304177
That's because it's hilarious

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>>114304177
Don't bully the Sayaka ;_;

>>114304177
t-the movie got her shipped with the hobo so its okay!

>>114303508
>What a tragedy, to see Mami having lost all culinary sophistication.


This is what makes me angry and depressed the most.

At least I try to maintain my relatively high standards in culinary selection, love to cook myself and for my remaining friends and try new stuff, despite being not any different than Mami in terms of relationship and employment, but I also arent 31 years old.

Now, I fear that I'll end up just like her and give up on everything I like, everything that can still raise my spirits when the years are ticking on like this.

One day, i'll say fuck everything and loose all taste and motivation to try new things. This is what scares me the most.

I guess I'll just sell everything and go on to a world-trip with a one way ticket.

>>114304219

I want to lick those armpits

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>>114304219
>armpits
lewd cumsocket

>>114304219

I wanna cum on her chest and armpits.

>>114304227
I like to cook but it's fucking depressing to cook for just one person. It doesn't feel like it's worth the effort the way how cooking for others does.

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why does reading this make me feel sad

>>114304307
It's ok anon, just watch the latest season of precure and pretend you are still young and filled with hope.

Why does Homu always bully Mami?

>>114304307
because Mumi's dead eyes

>>114304299
Not that guy, but I'm usually to nervous too cook in front of other people so I actually prefer cooking for me alone.

>>114304221
A paladin living with a hobo

Mami has the lewdest body and works for a company. How is she single?

>>114304103
At least use a cool gun.

>>114304378
Because she's an evil, unloved slut that will be abandoned and killed by Madoka.

>>114304438
Too intimidating for your average guy.

>>114304103
If you kill yourself, can i have your Luger?

>>114304440
It is a cool gun.

Sure, its a rebuilt and refurbished Luger with non-matching numbers, but a Luger nonetheless.

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>>114304438
She's cursed to be alone for ever

>>114304515
Why did he suddenly wanted Dr. Manhattan to kill him anyway?

>>114304438
Didnt she mention that she is still doing magical girl shenanigans?

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Why am I crying?

>>114301324
Of all the good stuff in Kirara Magica they serialize this one?

>Homura's husband's name is Madoka Kaname
What?

>>114304624
You need vodka.

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why does he have to rub it in so hamfisted ;_;

>>114304554
It's classy, not cool.

>>114304227
If all you are doing is existing, then yes, you will end up like that.

>>114304630
Don't think about it, the author tried to force a midlife crisis Mami into the Madoka setting. of course some characters have to be very OOC.

>>114301324
>start reading
>Mami is pretty much Misato

w-why

>>114303028
I fucking laughed.

How can you guys read this without wanting to kill yourselves?

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>>114304438
It happens when you don't develop social skills due to having to fight bad guys, the other girls had friends while Mami has been alone for years.
She got left behind, and then she was too old to fix it.

>>114304742
Who says we don't want to kill ourselves? We just endure it, cause we're manly men in the inside.

>>114304674
>Life is a shit game

>>114304515
So why did you post that in this thread?

>>114304606
Because Rorshach knows that revealing the secret will make the two countries break out the nukes, but he will not allow anyone to keep it a secret because he does not bend.

>>114304674

Mami is so cute in her panties. I wanna cuddle and spoon with her.

>>114304624
What's so great about kids? Everyone always says motherhood is a blessing and a great time in your life, but the sad reality is that it's very draining and stressful.

>>114304863
So basically he wanted to die because he knows he will reveal it?

>>114304515
Dr. Manhattan did the right thing. Those kind of guys never listen to reason.

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help

>>114304912
You fulfill your genetic programming. This causes your brain to inject hormones into your circuit that makes you feel happy.

>>114304912
Well, to be honest it's a case by case basis.

>>114304804
What's the entertainment value in this, though? It's so miserable. It's not even awkward humor, the only joke here is Mami's life.

>>114304930
He does not compromise. It is his hole existence and he could not life otherwise.

>>114304941
i do this at amusement parks

>>114304930
Yeah, that's about it.
Note that his journal has been sent to a newspaper. Also I'm not 100% sure he said he wanted to die.

>>114304975
It gives us the illusion that "we are not alone" with our fates.

Even if the character is fictional. Yes, we're that pathetic.

>>114304975
I just laugh how out of character everybody is and how absurd the scenario is.

>>114304975
suffering and tits

>>114304971
So you get an artificial happiness by having kids? Doesn't sound half bad, actually.

>>114305025
In my case, it reminded me of the state of my life; something I put great effort in trying to avoid thinking about.

>>114305009
Holy shit, are you a masochist?

Who still goes to amusement parks when being no gf?

I already feel awkward doing my morning run without qt /fit/ gf like all the others.

Whats it like to cuddle with Mami in bed and nibbling her neck while groping her soft slightly flabby stomach?

>>114305094
Yes
I can't help that I love roller coasters

>>114305108

Feels like heaven.

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>>114305162
>

>>114305094
Not him, but I'm just there for the rides and laser tag. I only go about twice a year though. Sucks not having any friends.

>>114304912
>>114304973
This.
People who want children have children.
People who want kids generally become good parents.
This is one of the reasons abortion is so necessary to reduce crime and poverty rates in a lot of countries.

>>114305094
Do what I do, go become /fit/ yourself and use lifting as a stress output and your muscles to compensate your social ineptitude.

>>114305245
oh shit the k-on girls are older since they graduated well fuck me

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One day one guy will make a comic. It will be one of this generation, in 20 or 30 years. 10 are enough already. He'll take all the young cute girls, and draw them together as they're old and slowly not popular anymore - replaced by the new generation.
Eventually he'll draw them as old grandmas, but by that point most of us will already have died.

What a tragedy the future is for everyone

>>114305049
That and when you die you know you at least made something that will outlive you.

>>114305429
I don't think I could take it

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>>114305429
Better kill myself before that.

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So, how did your onahole get delivered? Mine was a 'sport product'.

Now far from truth, I guess.

>>114305459
Is it really necessary to pass down our genes as some sort of legacy? Is it not better to pass down your knowledge or accomplishments in life?

>>114305526
What accomplishments?

>>114305526
How?

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why is mami so fat?

>>114305526
I suppose properly raising a child accomplishes those.

>>114305526
This: >>114305720
Adopting a kid is fine too.

>>114305526
Why do people want to pass down anything?
Why do you judge the value of your life? Why do you care how much value people put on your life?
Follow the law, enjoy yourself, fuck the rest.

>>114303842
Nothing

>>114304734
This.

This doujin is really, REALLY hamfisted in its "MAMI'S LIFE SUCKS" schtick.

>>114304630
Girls can marry girls.

>>114305923
>hamfisted
Well, duh, she just took a character from a show and made a fanfiction about her, of course everything is forced.

>>114304674
D-do real girls actually wear this little clothing when home alone? She's cute as fuck.

>>114306022
Yes.

>>114306022
Not now because it's cold but yeah, I doubt you guys wear much more.

>>114305988
Fanfiction does not mean it has to be forced. They can be done nearly 100% in character.

>>114304129
If they animated this shit and made it "canon" as you said, then all the megucas would be canonically straight.

It will never happen but, in the hypothetical scenario where it was up to you, would you sacrifice Mami's chances of being happy just to shit on all yurifags for eternity?

>>114305520
Stress relief product

>>114304515
Getting rid of the giant space squid was the most retarded shit.

>>114306146
And that's why this is bad fanfiction going for shock value only.

>>114306314
It couldn't fly in theaters.
They did a good adaptation.

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>>114304624
>tfw this hits a little too close to home

Mami make my dick twitch

>>114306088
The only thing I need to be comfy is a pair of slippers. I don't see the point in almost stripping naked if it isn't night and I am about to sleep.

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>>114304975
>Soul gems are actually able to be cleaned with baking soda

top kek

>>114305520
Printer cartridges

>>114304624
Is that drug in the last panel?

>>114305988
The author is a woman? this feels even more depressing now.

>>114306454
Nevermind, now I read >>114306427

>>114306454
>s that drug in the last panel?
It's baking soda: >>114306427

>>114306427
Sayaka never exactly tried hard to clense her soul gem.

This joke is fucking lost on me.

>>114306148
>Would you sacrifice Mami's chances of being happy just to shit on all yurifags for eternity?

Fuck yes I would.

>>114306454
>The author is a woman? this feels even more depressing now

It does and I don't know why.

>>114306537
Don't bully the Mami

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>>114306537
You are an awful person then.

>>114306537
To be fair they can retire peacefully from the fate of magical girls is already a plus.

Im kinda sad. I wonder if its the same for miyako too?

I mean she's an art student and her parents are poor.

I'm pretty sure this would be a painful manga even if it followed a character other than Mami. Like imagine reading about any of the characters living a regular boring adult life. Shit's depressing.

>>114306765
Welcome to real life?

>>114306765
I would love to see Homura living alone and suffering with no friends and dumped by Madoka. She could get rejected from jobs for being gay and consider suicide nightly.

>>114306739
Hidamari land is a happy place.

>>114306836
Anon please, Madokami loves Homura-chan.

>>114306893
And Madokami isn't here.

Where is your god now?

>>114306816
>missing the point this much

Entire point of fiction is that it's NOT real life, seeing any fiction character reduced to a boring adult is depressing

>>114306739
She already has a wife who can support her.

>>114304515
Reminder that Rorschach has the same do-or-die mentality as the average anime/VN protagonist. When will the Japanese finally be able write the same depth of character that Alan Moore did almost 30 years ago?

>>114307388
Read more manga.

>>114306739
Fuck you

>>114306739
What does one even do with an art degree in Japan? Aren't most of the jobs there office work and blue collar work?

>>114308031
What does one do with an art degree everywhere?

>>114308083
Paint shit and hope it sells. Alternatively sell your pride and take the path of the modern artist.

>>114308083
My friends brother has one and hes currently doing some professional video editing. Obviously other things are better but its fine if you go to a junior college and don't spend too much.

>>114306739
Miyako's too retarded to realize that her situation is sad, she could be homeless sucking dicks for crack money and sill think everything is daijoubu

>>114304912
You've been playing too much Harvester.

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>>114306739
Miyako is the type of person that doesn't fail when it comes to that.
Miyako will become a person like her teacher, someone who causes problems to the people around her but is a very treasured person and coworker to everyone involved with her.

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>>114308361
No worries. She got her safety net.

>>114302449
Kill yourself.

>ready to good fapping
>non-h
WUT?

>>114308673
I think all the megucas should watch Hidamari, they need the healing

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>>114301324
This had some great reaction images.

>>114308361
My heart can't handle bad end Miyako, shes too innocent. If it comes to it I'll marry her, get a job, and let her be useless and paint shit all day.

>>114304912
But at least it's a proof that you've been alive. It's much more sadder though if you child dies before you. Fuck I still miss him.

>>114309400
Yuno you have to do.

>>114309509
>Fuck I still miss him.
w-what?

>>114309509
I find it more depressing that people eating like shit means that a portion of this generation will die before their parents.

>>114308361
>she could be homeless sucking dicks for crack money and sill think everything is daijoubu
I agree, but I don't think this makes her naive. I think Miyako's ability to be positive in any situation makes her incredibly wise.

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Americans know things about cheese??

>>114311094
I know things about cheese.

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>>114311203

>>114311094
Is Homura a canon westaboo?

>>114303406
Not just any guy, she married Kaname Madoka.

>>114309873
It means his kid died you big dumb dumb

>>114311094

Cheeseburgers,Pizza,Dorrito's,Cheetos....

Yeah i'd say we're pretty knowlegable about Cheese. Specially since our staple American cheese is low in quality and thus makes us venture out into the higher quality brands.

Aren't magical girls immortal?

>>114313365
Define "immortal".

>>114313365
I don't think that any have ever lived long enough to find out.

>>114313365
yeah they are
they dont age and dont die

>>114313663
You're completely wrong.

>>114313501
no aging
>>114313663
in that case these doujins don't make any sense. I can't have logical inconsistencies in my porn!

This is great, in a terrible way.

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>>114313882
>no aging
Citation needed.

It's always entertaining watching some sick parody of part of my life projected on a character dear to me.

It's somehow even more depressing reading this since I recently got married. Attaining "success" above characters you admire is oddly painful, even if this is a fanfiction.

>>114313365
In the old universe conditionally yes, in the one with rules made by Madoka no, in Homu's universe nobody knows.

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>>114313663
Whereas the they being able to pass away from old age is unconfirmed, their bodies still age as normal, as is evidence the fact of Mami and Kyouko being younger and tinier in their flashbacks (not this tiny but I love this picture). Also Cleopatra being a magical girl who lived for 39 years.

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>>114314184
I wish I had some tiny megucas

This shit is really depressing to me, as I'm the only person in a circle of friends who isn't married. At least my friends are all cheering for me to become a wizard, r-right?

>>114313365
I suspect they'd stop aging shortly after entering adulthood due to the regeneration all magical girls seem to have. However, I'm sure most die well before aging becomes an issue.

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Anyone want a sfw maminagi doujin?
Nothing too explicit, kissus on the forehead is as far as they go.

>>114314694
go for it.

>>114314799
Okay, give me like, 20 minutes to scan it.

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What happens if you ask Mami on a date?

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best

>>114305828

How much do you weigh?

>>114314694
Fresh off the scanner.
https://www.mediafire.com/?u3t9mqlm97h5rck

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>>114301324
Why didn't Mami just use her abilities to become a special-ops mercenary and live a live full of action and adventure?

>>114316423
Unless they pay in grief seeds I don't see that working out too well.

>>114316475
What if they pay in baking soda?

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>>114315271
She would say that she is sorry but that she will be busy the whole week and has other things in mind, while the real reason she rejects you is so she can devote her full time to hunting witches, even if she actually wished to accept[\spoiler]

But if she really liked you, then she would hide her sadness but cry herself to sleep back at home after she saw you getting a date with another, normal girl earlier that day