>you're hitting my womb!

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>my hips are moving on their own

>I can feel your cum--
No you can't

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>I'm getting impregnated by my own baby!

>>114216200
What, you don't say this while having fun times?

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>character enjoys the sex
>cries with no real reason

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>I feel your warmth!

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>Every time mom was at work, I had sex with the cow.

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>>114216388
They could be crying out of joy. Sex can be pretty emotional, especially when it's your first time.

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>You haven't had your period yet, so you can't get pregnant

>>114217056
I remember that one.
Mah nigga

>>114217056
Didn't they animate this one? i never find a torrent for it.

>>114216224
They can't feel the semen itself, but yeah, women can feel the fact that the man is cumming.

>>114215544
But that's my favorite.

>>114215544
Can you actually feel the sperm inside?
I heard that organs don't have pain receptors or feeling at all, wouldn't the same apply for the womb?

>>114217194
>>114217235
I don't even know.

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>>114217296
>hurts like hell if you actually hit the womb
>heard you feel actually full if you got sperm in there

though i don't know it myself and i'm happy about that.
Don't want to handle all the problems a woman have on top of what i already have to handle.

>>114217296
Every organ can feel pain i guess, so you can know there is something wrong.

Forget just hitting the womb, I fucking love womb penetration. Particularly if the girl is scared/in pain.

>You can't stick it in there, I need it to make babies!
Makes my dick diamonds every time.

I don't even care you would have to be a LITERAL pencil dick to do it irl, it's hot anyway.

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>i'm collecting evidence from all of you and you'll all go to jail!

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>>114217267
>>114216224
>confirmed for never cumming inside a pussy

"But that's my ass!"

>>114215544
But that's true, if the penis hits the end of the vagina it hurts.

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>Fill me with you love juice!

>>114217267
How can't she feel the semen? I can feel the semen on my fucking stomach and she can't feel it inside her?
Bullshit.

>>114217546
man if only i'm a literal potato

>>114217434
as far as I know they don't have sensory neurons, searching for a source right now

>>114217546
That's like 80% of /a/, congratulations.

>>114217637
Not the same nerves.

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>Can I have an orgasm while touching my brains?

Should we go to /cgl/ and ask if they can feel the sperm inside?

... oh, hold on, they don't know it either!

>>114217667
So why aren't humans made from vagina walls if they can't feel a thing?

>>114217665
I'd wear a T-shirt with that.

>>114216200
>implying that doesn't actually happen with good sex

>>114217719
Ohohohoho

>>114217637
The womb can't feel cum flowing inside, but the rest of the vagina can.

Women can also feel the pulsations coming from a cumming dick.

>>114217703
Only if you touch it with your penis.
>>114217721
Because feeling pain is a fundamental thing for survival?

>>114217768
>Because feeling pain is a fundamental thing for survival?

We've passed the stone age a while ago, son.

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>Xpussy

>>114217721
Nigga, if you can't feel anything, especially pain, you risked killing yourself in daily basis.

>>114217721
It is not the vaginal walls, they are actually made exactly like the insides of your mouth.

we are talking about the womb itself.

btw, does the womb really have a sperm reservoir?

>>114217056
>I just shagged a cow. Maybe I'm a pervert?
Maybe, just maybe.

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>I'm being impregnated even though i'm a guy!

>>114217823
You're a retard.

>>114217823
But he is right, if you feel pain, you will know something is wrong.

>>114217823
i wish you won't feel any pain at all and see what a pain it is.

>>114217235
oh god, my dick demands it, someone with google-fu please help!

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>OW MY SPERM!

>>114217888
Sorry, you're the type that his hand on a 150W soldering iron and needs pain receptors to tell him that he's doing something bad.

>>114217914
Fuck off Carlos.

/a/, have you ever tasted sperm?

>>114217181
At least some works do point out how ridiculous this is by having kids get pregnant without having a period.

>>114217960
Cool story, bro.

>>114217996
I bet it can't be any worse than currant juice.

>>114217996
I sometimes smell it but never tasted

>>114217996
Only mine.

>>114217996
It is not as bad as people make it out to be.

>>114218057

Does fresh semen by itself even smell anything?

>>114217434
>>114217658
It depends on the organ. Some organs can feel pain, others (eg. the liver, if I remember correctly) can't.

Source: my ass

>>114217996
Years ago my trajectory made some land right in my mouth. It tasted generically salty.

>>114217996
Wait, I'll tell my imouto to taste it and report my findings.

>>114218102
Are you kidding me?

>>114218138

I smelled mine right after cumming but it doesn't smell anything.

>>114218121
I'll be waiting.

>>114218102
Dude my room smells like a 6 kiloton fart dropped down after ejaculating.
Of course it smells, protein smells.

>>114217823
>>114217964
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congenital_insensitivity_to_pain

nope.
>as sufferers may not be able to recognize a potentially harmful scenario.

Feeling pain is first and foremost important to learn what danger is.
If you don't feel pain you won't do that.
If you don't learn what danger is you can't recognize what it is.
So you are more likely to die of accidents.

so >>114217768 is absolutely right.

Fuck off faggot and die in a fire, so your nerves shut down and you won't feel pain.
Your wish fullfilled, and my wish of you not being around anymore too.
Best of two worlds.

>>114217996
Guys, whatever you do, never masturbate lying down when you have a beard.

That. shit. won't. go. out.

Had to cut my old friend.

>>114217996

I have an older sugar daddy who pays for my animu figurines ect, and yes that is one of things he wants in exchange.

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>you're already so wet down there

>>114217996
I taste my precum all the time, but i've only tasted my cum once.
Dont remember the taste but i want to eat it every time I blow a load. Too bad I pussy out.

>>114217738
>implying you would know

>>114218171
Then you're sick. I could recognize the smell of semen from a mile away.

>>114218116
Isn't the brain also pain insensetive?
And bones?

>tfw you want to keep participating in the bird thread but you exhausted your lines

>>114218218
Then why does it not stick in my pubes?

>>114218235
cum in your hands and lick it.

it is fucking addicting

>>114217703
Ah, my first guro. Probably a lot of people's, too.

>Don't tell anyone what happened or we'll spread this video around the school

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>>114217823
Pain is your body telling you something is wrong, I don't think you know how essential that is. It's not just that you might get severely damaged without noticing or reacting until it's too late, but it also makes you incapable of detecting any problems with the body as well, such as if you feel pain when coughing or doing certain actions.

It's more than just a survival mechanism for life outside your room, but a general method of detecting and pinpointing any problems that might naturally arise within the body.
S

>>114218267
low protein diet on your side I guess

ask /fit/ for more details

>>114215544
Does anyone have the Okuu edit of this?

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>>114218307
>"Satan, guide my cock!"

fucking lost it

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>you're raping my sperm

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I wonder if the Japanese really shout out stuff like this when they have sex.

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>tfw you deleted your bird folder a while ago and are to lazy to search for new pics

>>114218284
Thats what I try to do, but I lose the will to do so.
And I enjoy some weird shit when Im horny.

>>114217235
>>114217926
One "double feature" video. It's the second half.
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=309574

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>>114218462
Have some.

>>114218525
>http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=309574
Thanks man!

>>114218525
HOLY SHIT!
It is real!
You are a god among men!

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>>114217056
MY AFRICAN BRUTHER! Did they ever animate that shit?

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>>114218221
>I have an older sugar daddy

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>>114218558

>>114218558
>i came from my tit-pussy

Not /a/ related.

>>114218525
>>114218621

check here

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>pardon the intrusion!

>>114218626

>not having an older sugar daddy

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>>114218660
>He doesn't know what birdthreads are.

>>114218646
i'll fill in random citates for you

>NOOOO! more than two won't fit in there!

>>114218525
welp, no full balls tonight either, gonna get the lube

>>114218443
They only say kimochi etc.

>>114218660
newfag detected

>>114218730
>she just fainted, but that's no reason to not fuck her!

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>>114218739

>>114218824
>that's the best living dildo i have ever seen

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>>114218847

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>come in expecting a Bird Thread
>instead get discussions on the taste of jizz

Enough of this nonsense. Back to birds.

>"I'm being raped by my own baby!"

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>>>114218171
> I could recognize the smell of semen from a mile away.

Fucking faggot.

>>114218908
>I'm gonna make mama a mommy tonight!

>>114218931
anyone got higher resoulution of this bird

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>>114218939

>>114218227
>No bird
get out

>>114218935
Wrong anon
>>114218243

>>114218251
>And bones?
Bones feel pain, dude, try cutting yourself to the bone and hitting it if you want to check.

/v/ please stop killing our glorious /a/ culture
I still get turned on by a lot of this retarded sounding stuff

>>114218981
>I'll massage those breasts till you produce milk

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>Nooo, I just gave birth and I am already being impregnated again!

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>>114219040

Birds are dinosaurs!

>no "baby fuck! it's awwwright!"
come on, /a/..

>>114219014
>not the bone itself

that's the periosteumgermanfag here and i only know it as knochenhaut leo gave it out like that.
I thought the Bone itself doesn't feel pain, not sure though.


>>114219072
>If i'm your master why am i always dominated?

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>>114219072

>>114219093

Yeah and reptilians did AIDS
>>>/pol/

>>114219223
>He's going to kill me with those dicks!

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Nice birds guys

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>>114219261
I like you

>>114219282
my memory is slowly running out though, i would need to look some up but i'm pretty tired let's see how many more i can get

>My beloved princess is impregnating me with a demon!

>>114219281

WHat kind of bird is that? :3

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>>114219368
Your heroic attempts will not be forgotten.

>>114219387
Flying kind.

>>114219387
>one you can touch and who would play with you

so the best kind.
Sometimes i miss my canary birds;_;

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>Having your kid beaten to death made you cum?

>>114219401
>My hips gave out from him just fondling my breasts?

i think i know a few more

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>>114219487

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>youre a virgin but i slipped right in!

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>I'm actually 19 years old and a college student! I swear

>>114219525
>My stomach feels like bursting and he's still coming?!

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>>114219603

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>>114219453
do they not bite?

>>114219624
>i slipped on the bathroom floor and something slipped inside me?

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Is this the birdposting thread?

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>>114216200

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>I'm cumming inside myself

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>>114219688

>I'm gonna take your virginity mom!

>>114219734
He was clearly adopted.

>>114219721
>i can feel the tentacles will to win when i let them have sex with me

i can only recommend those they are pretty nice


>>114219664
they did peck at the head but really softly as if they knew it would hurt if they did it to hard.
it felt pretty nice.
>blog

>The cum is addicting it's a drug!

>No it's just normal cum.

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>my traitorous pussy is surrendering while my ass is being violated! It's cumming disgracefully!

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>>114218366
Late but there you have it

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> a special bull penis sack?

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>>114219806
Are you going to make me run out?

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>>114219874
Okuu is a bird!

>>114219907
sadly no since i just ran out of qoutes with this posts;_;

>It's laying eggs inside my tits!

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mollusk

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"If I make him cum faster, he'll leave!"

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Humans breed with their poop holes.

>>114219947
I'll just go back to the thread and sift through it and make a txt file with your quotes linked to my bird images, and next birdthread I'll dump it all in memory of you.

>>114219964

Nasu gave me an invertibrate fetish.

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>Goodness! You mean you're having sex with your little brother?

>>114220019
sure!
i'll try to find some more qoutes for the next bird threads.

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>this kid here is great rape material

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>>114218300
>This video of you masturbating being released to the whole school will be more humiliating than losing your virginity to some schmuck trying to blackmail you. Trust me on that one.

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>>114220142
i just have to even though it's not on topic

>>114218171
I have never identified semen as having a distinct smell. I'll be in the showers in residence, hearing someone and fapping and waiting until they finish and trying to see if I smell anything, but I never do.

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>*no dialogue here besides licking noises, and her choking on the cock

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>Ahn~ yes! Fuck this poor cripple until her limp legs spin like a helicopter!

>>114216224
Yes they can. You can feel the hot liquid spewing inside you.

Fuck you, birds.

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>Sensei, you think she'd be able to eat her own shit?

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>>114220320

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>>114217881
>shoot it all in my boy pussy

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>>114220320

BANTI

Great /a/ thread.

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>>114220320
>i'm gonna rape the shit out of you

>tfw you especially search a bird picture for a individuum like that even though you were to lazy before


Night fellow birds, hope to see you around soon again.

Captcha: 666
What does 4chan want to say?

>>114220125
They're not so frequent anymore, it's a little sad.

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>But if our parents see us they'll want to join in too!

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>>114218307
have a bigger one.

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Jesus christ.. Really?

>>114220540
sadly.
But if they pick up they are still quite fun.

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The true face of faggotry.

>>114220583
sometimes i honestly just want a handjob

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Bird thread? Bird thread.

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>>114220619
It's like my ass is a black hole that only attracts dicks! What kind of a cum-fueled faggot am I?

>>114220826
Holy shit I so want to believe that.

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>>114215544

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>>114220947

Locomotives are birds too, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0JAvuc8KOs

>>114215544
Does op have a small penis or something?

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>>114221053
That doujin had so many great lines.

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>>114221204

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>>114221312
gold mine indeed.
And the loli was cute too.

>>114221312
>"The Shining Dragon"
My sides.

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>>114221312
>mfw I'm looking for the Shining Wizard because of (´･ω･`) Denko guy and I end up on this doujin because Shining

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>So much of your warmth is inside of me

>>114221055
2lewd

>I'm penetrating you so deep, I can feel your womb!

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>After all, if it's in the butt it doesn't count as incest, right?

Well that was a nice thread.