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>anon got busted for pirating Chinese cartoons
>sent to federal penitentiary
>nervously sitting at the yard during exercise time
>a huge, tattooed bubba yells, "wat you in for', whiteboy?!"

wat do?
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>>113416043
>anon got busted for pirating Chinese cartoons

Only in 'murrica
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>>113416043
Tell him I pirated a TV series.
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>>113416043
Robbery
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>>113416043
Start telling him about my 10/10 waifu while the jealousy piles on
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Not /a/ related.
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>>113416043
>I-I torrented Crunchyroll shows
>you too?!
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>>113416043
I tell him that I like to self insert to a girl getting raped in my chinese porn cartoons.
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>>113416137
great response
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>>113416140
kek
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Sucking dirty, stranger cocks in public.
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>>113416043
"I fucked your waifu."

My boypussy is ready.
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>>113416043
>wat do?
Make better threads.
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>>113416140
Nice one.
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Grand Theft Moe
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>>113416140
I laughed.

Weaboo prison gang when?
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>>113416126
>he makes you his waifu
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>>113416316
>"Eh, you, new guy, who's you're waifu?"
"Waifu?"
>"Pfft, fucking newfags."
>"We're gonna pay you a visit tonight, newfag, and we're gonna suck your cock dry, how'd you like that'"
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>>113416391
How'd I end up in a women's prison?
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Fun fact: In the US, every year more men are raped in prison that women are in the entire country.
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>>113416455
That's a good plot for a LN

>"I was sent to prison because I am a criminal, but the prisoners are all little girls!?"
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>>113416455
Because we're all little girls.
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>>113416499
nice :3
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>>113416517
Not bad, would watch the anime adaptation.
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>>113416499
Shouldn't be a criminal then.
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>>113416499

Let's start sending more woman to prison lol.
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>>113416560
Justice system isn't infallible, though. Sometimes innocent people are mistakenly found guilty and sent to prison.
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>>113416517
A trap gets thrown into a women's prison for a petty crime.

Every day he gets raped by prison-hardened thug girls.
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>>113416517
i would watch this.
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>>113416499
>Fun fact
Where's your source?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
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>>113416666
Yeah, but make it cute looking thug girls.

God knows being raped by a 120kg black sassy lady wouldn't be nice.
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>>113416193
Source on that face?
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>>113416694

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=more+men+raped+in+prison
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>>113416455
>>113416517
Prison School
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>>113416517
>MC goes ask the little girls why are they here
>"H-hey, so, why are you here?"
>little girls look at them with delinquent faces
>"EEEEEH?"
>They're all voiced by angry HanaKana.
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>>113416704
So they look like this?
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>>113416731
>not recognizing our wolf-rapist artist lord and saviour
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>>113416754
>They're all voiced by angry HanaKana.
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>>113416731
It's futa, don't bother.
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>>113416666
>trap

Dropped before I even picked it up.
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>>113416777
Yeah, or this.
>Hellshock lead artist.

I would not survive.
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>>113416287
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>>113416856
Futa > Traps
Regular women > *
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>>113416867
How about a former women's prison which, on a move towards equality in the penal system, has recently become the first prison in the country to handle prisoners from bot genders. Only the change is so recent that no male prisoners have arrived yet...until the MC, that is.
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>>113416970
>Infinite Stratos meets Prison School
shiggy
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>>113416970
Let's just make it yuri and call it a day.

Revy makes an appearance.
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>>113416867
You're gay son. How else is MC going to get mistaken for a girl and get thrown in a maximum security prison where only the meanest moe criminals end up?
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>>113417075
The men's prison is full or something.
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>>113417075
Some mix up bullshit. While MC is in a female prison, some poor girl is getting gangraped in a male prison.
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>>113416043
Only in Murica are people sentenced to 9000 years in prison. US is retarded.
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>>113417148
No, no gangrape. That's horrible.
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>>113416517
10/10

Would pirate the anime adaption and buy a dakimakura of best girl.
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>>113417148
>some poor girl is getting gangraped in a male prison
No no gangrape, this will be a heartwarming SoL spin off in which the prisoners look after the loli.
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>>113416043
>implying I am white
You bro, whatassp?
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>>113417206
>implying gangrape isn't hilarious as fuck
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Tell him it was Dragonball Z or Yugioh and make a new friend.
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>>113417205
>implying OP's story actually happened
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>>113417205
People rarely serve a full sentence
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>internet piracy mang
>"yeah, that's some fucked up shit. hang in there, kid"
Even convicts have enough common sense to see that this shit doesn't make sense.
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>>113416517
My Cute Little Sister Can't Be In Prison?!
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Black people love dragonball.
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>>113417269
Hardened, jaded criminals find their hearts warmed and lives enriched by a cute innocent young girl (who is on prison for reasons)? Sounds like AOTY material to me.
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>>113417427
That makes it even worse, you know. As soon as some thug says he loves Dragon Ball, anon will instinctively start raging about how shit his taste is.
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>>113417499
What if he's talking about the original, not DBZ
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>>113417269
>New convict walks in, a pedo
>tries to get the girl
>next day he appears hanging by the nuts as the little girl eats smuggled-in cake

Fucking fund it.
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>>113417499
>There are people that hate Dragon Ball
>Not Z/GT, but the original
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>>113417459
>>113417562
The ending where the mix up is cleared and the loli gets released will be sad as fuck.
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>>113417269
That would actually be pretty cute.
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>>113417650
>"I don't want to go!"
>"It's okay, loli, it's better this way, you don't belong with bad people like us."
"You're not bad! You're my friends!"

;_;
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>>113417711
At least we'll get an epilogue showing that she still visits them during her school holidays.
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>>113417291
with a pie, how fucking hilarious
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>>113417711
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>>113416964
This guy gets it.
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>>113417711
I got Japan on the line, they want a script within the next few hours
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>>113417499
>"What you in here for white boy?"
>"Oh, I pirated some anime"
>"Anime? Shiiit, I love me sum dat dragon ball you know what I'm sayin nigga? How bout dat naruto mang? All them ninjas fly as hell"
>Black convict is found shanked the next day
>The Naruto copypasta is scrawled on the wall in blood
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>>113418028
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>>113416694
>fact
There's your source.
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>>113418056
Fun fact: you're an idiot
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>>113417779
>she's now a grown up
Sequel is a lewd one hehehehehe
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>>113418028
I'd watch that.

>>113418056
Anon, don't you now what source means?
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>>113418081
Fun fact: You're wrong.
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>>113418028
Fund it.
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>>113418154
Fun fact: I'm right.
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>>113418093
No.
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>>113418021
>Just before she leaves, the oldest convict, who was her best friend, kneels in front of her
>He tells her she must not come here again, this is not a place for her
>loli begins to tear up
>"let's meet up again outside someday, okay?"
>Loli with tears in her eyes smiles and says okay.
>Oldest convict is actually serving for life, with no possibility for visits
>He never told her.

Forced drama.
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>Final episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQvO7fZrH8
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>>113418028
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>>113418228
We can still have a Shawshank Redemption ending.
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>>113417711
Truly heartwarming.
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>>113418232
that fucking movie

why

;_;
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>>113417291
All I could think of was SS13 while reading this. 10/10.
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Sometimes in the future (about 5-7 years later from now). There will be special prison for the one who pirate chink cartoon.

Imagine that
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>>113418228

>loli visits all the prisoners every weekend
>one day asks about oldest prisoner
>"loli, you're gonna need to sit down for this"
>oldest prisoner committed suicide
>couldn't live without loli
>loli bursts into tears
>all the prisoners group hug and comfort her
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>>113418384
You mean their bedrooms?
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>>113416193
>google image
>related images: political cartoons about tibet
what
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>>113416043
It's okay, black people are massive weebs. I'm sure he'd understand.
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>>113418406
>suicide
Make him die of an illness he never told the loli about.
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>>113416731
"Shoot faster! Fakku" on Google should do it
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>>113418505
What if he's a buyfag who hates people who don't support the industry, though?
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>>113418384
It'd be great.
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>>113418452
Its a futa jinx doujin, that should be enough spoon feeding for you to find it.
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>>113418452
Hint: It's a LoL doujin.
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>I raped a rapist. It was all very post-modern.
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>>113418406
terrible ending, this is far better
>he died peacefully in his sleep the night she left with a smile on his face, no one at the prison had ever seen him smile before.
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>>113416043
>>113417205
Even in murriclapistan copyright infringement that isn't for profit commercial infringement is only a civil matter that the company affected has to sue you for, not a criminal one. The worst that can happen is you owe them a bunch of money they'll never be able to collect anyway.

Only Japan is retarded enough to actually jail people for it.
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>>113418605
Bittersweet end.

;_;
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>>113418601
>Well den, boi, guess I'll be tha next Picasso
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>>113416517
Alright I figured it out.

>An effeminate male is sent to women's prison after being mistaken as a girl.

>Other inmates fall in love with him but still think he's a girl

>Hijinks ensue because he doesn't want to get sent to male prison for fear of anal rape.
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>>113418384
>NEET life in prison
>Anime smuggling
That would be a good future.
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>>113418406
>all the prisoners group hug and comfort her
Doujinshi soon.
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>>113418831
This series would work only if Japan strictly outlawed any sort of sexual doujinshi about it.
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>>113418831

Get that smut out of here, anon.
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>>113416517
>"I was sent to prison because I am a criminal, but the prisoners are all little girls!?"
One fucking day this will be animated.
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>>113416043
>Yell back, "Downloading K-On"
>"Ayy shit that got muh bitch Mugi in it"
>Proceed to join the black prison gang in order to avoid getting tattoo's
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>>113418971

>>Ayy shit that got my bitch Mugi in it"
>start laughing uncontrollably
>"What's up, little man?"
>"it doesn't surprise me that Mugi is a nigger lover"
>get shanked
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>>113418228
>She is released
>"I don't want to leave."
>"You have to. You're free."
>How can it be freedom if I can't be with the people I love!?"
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Look him directly in the eye and say "Boku no pico"

Fucker ain't messing with me.
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>>113419265

>Christmas eve
>loli is visiting the prisoners
>made a beautiful Christmas cake to share with them
>oldest prisoner is enjoying his final day
>eating delicious keiki
>he had gotten into a prison fight a week earlier
>killed a guy
>on death row
>all he wanted for Christmas was to spend it with loli
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>>113419468
Christmas themed doujin when?
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>>113416499
>every year more men are raped in prison that women are in the entire country
For this to be true it would require there to be more men in prison than women in the US
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>>113419394
It turn out he's a faggot who browsed /a/. He kisses you. He'll most likely rape you out of love.
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>>113419572

Stop it with the doujins. This is supposed to be a heart warming story
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You guys are horrible. I came here to have some fun, but instead my eyes are fogging up
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>>113419632
Anta baka?
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>>113419632
You're retarded.
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Sure is Autumn in here.
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>>113419691
What does this even mean
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https://sys.4chan.org/a/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=113416043
Remember to do your bit in making /a/ a better place.
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>>113419807

It's like you're not even reading the thread
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>>113419807
last I checked announcing reports was against the rules, checkmate faggot.
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>>113419879
We talk about things that exist, or are going to exist, or have a possibility of existing.

The daydreams and blogs of faggots aren't /a/.
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>>113419650
>all doujins are sexual
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>>113419928
Go tell that to the waifubros.
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>>113419974
They discuss their waifu's shows, their waifus and eachother's waifus.
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>>113419928
>no fun allowed
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>>113419928
>have a possibility of existing
You can't say that the chance of this story getting an adaption is 0. It might be close to, but it's not 0. Just saying.
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>>113419632
go away SJW scum
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>Say "Illegaly downloading anime"
>Crowd of prison gangsters start getting closer
>bubba asks "Which anime?"
>now completely surrounded by scary looking prison gansters
>whisper "kill la kill"
>bubba grabs me by the throat and lifts me in the air and asks again "Which subs?"
>can barely breath, let alone speak
>somehow mutter "u-underwater"
>bubba drops me and looks at me with disgust
>they all look at me with visible disappoint and turn their backs as they go back to exercise
>trying to recover from the shock as a random prisoner approaches
>"godrobe dude, seriously?"
>ostracized forever and never even raped

Thanks, Daiz
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>>113420066
Would you say that it would take a miracle for an adaption to happen?

Because I can make it happen if you wish for it
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>>113419807
>>113419928
Be that as it might, throwing a shitfit about a thread that's actually pretty decent and fun is not in any way "making /a/ a better place".
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>you don't need to pay rent
>you don't need to pay for food
>you are spending most of your time alone in a small room for yourself
>free internet
>no work

Why aren't you in prison yet?
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>>113416856
Every1 deserves some futa
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>>113418767
>Thinks anal rape doesn't happen in women's prison
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>>113420341
I don't want to get raped or shanked.
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>>113420341
You're saying that as if that wasn't my second backup plan
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>>113420393
Stop living in a shitload in that case.
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>>113420393
Move to a country where stuff like that is rare and go to prison there.
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>>113420388
Do they do it like in that one superhero movie with will smith, where they put their entire head whole into another persons anus? That's gross, fuck 3d women
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>>113420116
No, this thread belongs on /b/. You're a retard.
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>>113416078
clapistani's don't get prosecuted for downloading anymore. the federal prosecutors got tired of that shit, and they only really bother to go after people who upload a ton.
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>>113420341
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>>113420473
>>>/out/

You're trying too hard to fit in.
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>>113420473
Originally it would've, yes. But, it turned into a pretty decent anime-related thread.
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>wat you in for?
>I downloaded a car
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>>113420341
I would if I was Swedish or from any of those beta countries.
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Downloading isn't illegal in Poland.

I could get in trouble if I seed. I do__
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>>113420563
No it didn't, what thread have you been reading?
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>>113420585
You say that, but take it from a swede. I'd rather comit public suicide than go to jail for even a second.
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>>113420519
>imprisoned for being a neet
>sentenced to be a neet

Okay
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>>113416043
>I got Asian girls through the border
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>>113420563

>But, it turned into thread of the year

Ftfy
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>>113420641
This one. "Come up with an anime plot" are pretty common threads.
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>>113420713
This is better than most such threads, I'd say, because it has more of a tight focus, what with the prison theme and all. This is definitely better than the vast majority of threads currently active. It is /a/ related, it is fun, that one /a/non is just complaining for the sake of complaining.
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>>113416680
Especially when that 120kg beast has your face pressed into her sweaty stinky lady pit that tastes like bad whiskey.
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