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Hentai Logic

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Hentai Logic
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>>112636436
>Hentai logic
More like woman logic. I've heard similar things from 3DPDs.
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>I have not yet experienced my first menstrual cycle, therefore we can have all the sex we want and I won't get pregnant.
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>>112636749
I see no flaws in this logic.
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>>112636737
>Christian teen logic

Fixed for you. Heard this shit from guys and girls.
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>>112636781
Are you suggesting that there is a relationship between ovulating and the ability to conceive?
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>>112636436
Its 2D and Im still mad at that statement.
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>>112636737
this

>>112636784
>Christian
kek
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>>112637127
just forget it, okay?
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>>112637127
I wonder if I can get a hymen implanted in my anus surgically.
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>>112636749
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers
>wikipedia
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>>112637237
well that actually true
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>>112637296
>kek
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>Why is it strange for a sister to love her brother? We are siblings, we should be closer to each other than with anyone else.
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>>112636781
a woman first ovulates after becoming fertile and not being impregnated. Therefore, it is entirely possible to get pregnant before ovulating.
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>>112636436
>mfw I immediately thought that girl was Ueno from KnK
She's dumb bitch enough to think that.
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>oh no, he filmed himself raping me and made copies, I better let him rape me more incase he exposes his crime to the world and gets arrested
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>oh no, he got an erection - I better take responsibility since it won't go away until he cums~
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>guy has rock hard dick and cums dozens of times all night long
Not even drugs can do this
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>>112638470
>he can't cum all night long
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>>112636784
>Christian Girl Teens
>constantly talking about no sex before marriage
>9/10 have those generic cross necklaces
>are the biggest closet sluts

Shit's hilarious.
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>All women crave my tiny pea of a dick
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>>112638470
I could cum 3 times in a row without any drugs if I tried. Maybe I would need a five minute break after the second time.
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>>112638351
WHY do Japanese girls think this? The hardest part is to collect solid evidence, and it's already done for you!
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>>112638470
I'm dry shooting after about 8 or 9 times. I wish I could shoot several ounces of semen every single time. Would make things more messy and fun.
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>>112638627
I can do it, but only if I ruin. I've ruined like 6 times in a row I think to the point where the real orgasm was completely cumless.
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>>112638660
And cumless orgasms doesn't hurt you? How the fuck does it not hurt?
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90% of shotas have phimosis
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>>112638470
I'm horny all day the night after heavy drinking. It's pretty much guaranteed that if I go to bed drunk I'll spend the entire next day jerking off. I could definitely see an all day/night sex romp.
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>smegma is delicious
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>>112637408
>doesn't even mention 11-13 because there are so many it's not even that shocking to be listed on the page
Jesus christ.
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>>112638688
Why the fuck would it hurt? It just feels like an orgasm but nothing shoots out.
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>>112638764
>smega smells nice
S-seriously?
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>>112638764
This fucking shit. How could anyone like smegma?
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>>112638844
Well it doesn't smell bad.
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>>112638878
As a circumcised dude, i don't even know what it looks like.
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>>112640257
Well you know what genital mutilation looks like, so you're one step ahead of me.
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>>112636436
name?
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>We are /a/, we are more interested in discussing penis than vagina
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>>112636436
whelp, rip off her chest and stick my dick in her heart?
with blood flowing and spurting watching she died?
She say something ridiculous.
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>>112636436
Meaningless sex but never fallen in love, that's what I assume she means.
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>>112640257
As an uncircumcised dude, I also don't know what it looks like.
Seriously do you think that everyone who isn't circumcised has that.
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>>112640793
That's what my hentai tells me.
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>We are twins. We are made for each other.
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>>112636784

I don't know a single guy that would have the audacity to think they're virgins after they've fucked a girl. There's much more social stigma and pressure for a guy that's a virgin than a woman so it's better for a guy to brag about being a non-virgin anyways.
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>>112640848
>mfw I read Boku wa Im?to ni Koi o Suru

Twins born a day apart because they had different fathers. Mom cheated on day on their wedding day and got impregnated by both men.
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>It is not incest if we have anal sex.
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>>112640969
i love that one
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>>112640257

Your parents already decided at birth you wouldn't wash your dick?

You are such a dirty fucking nigger.
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>>112640622
Makes sense. Otherwise it would be more conjecture than discussion.
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>>112636436

Why'd you cut off the rest OP? Full page attached.
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>>112640945
The twins with separate fathers could happen, it happens to dogs sometimes. Not sure about the day apart though, I thought everything wants to evacuate the area at the same time.
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>>112641201
This made me even more mad.
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>>112641351

She loses her memories every day. She's been fucking glasses boy ever since.
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>You're such a loser, brother. I'll be your temporary girlfriend until you find a real girlfriend.
>It can't be helped.
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>getting their womb filled with semen everytime
>not even pregnant
Hentai logic
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>>112641453
Well that makes me feel better, naruco's timestop hmanga was so good.
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>>112641816
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>>112641290
They can be a day apart if one twin was born like at night the previous day and the other in the morning. But they can't be a literal day apart because the mother's life would be at risk.
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I'm disappointed I can't ejaculate yet still remain hard. Each orgasm feels like I've spent 1 hour at the gym.

>>112641201

I'm not getting any image hits. What's the name of this?
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>>112641290

Biologist here. That shit's statistically impossible without in vivo manipulation.
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>Wants to learn something sexual for your love ones
>Decides to learn it from someone else and becomes a sex slave to him/her
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>>112642155
>reading NTR and/or cheatin
It's your own fault
Also for the thread
>Please rape me
That's not how it works
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>>112638764
>>112638844
>>112638878
Smegma is rancid. But that's exactly what's attractive.
It has a very hefty, unique smell to it. In essence, it's the smell of your junk condensed into a small area.
It's probably not sanitary, but it's not much different from sweaty armpit smelling and licking in concept, except that it's the essence of the male erogenous zone.

That's only the girls that aren't submissive though. Most scenes are of girls being degraded through consuming that filth.
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>>112638653
take lots of zinc supplements I hear.
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>kissing after blowjobs
stop it
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>>112642358
Are you 12?
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>>112636436
I knew it
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>>112642358
Relationships are give and take. You want a girl to do A2M, you have to learn to taste your own batter once in a while.
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>>112642422
>You want a girl to do A2M
No, I don't.
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>>112642289
thanks
http://exhentai.org/s/171273c40d/101200-124
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>>112642436
nigga you boring
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>>112642358
>not liking the taste and smell of your own dick
You gay or something?
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>>112642436
Wow, what a boring faggot. Why are you even alive?
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>>112638470
Five times before I get too sore and the amount of cum isn't even worth it.
Edging helps, but not much.
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It's fiction guys.
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>>112642108
You are a shit biologist then.

Superfecundation can happen the good ol' way. Women can drop two eggs in a cycle (hence why fraternal twins can happen) and she can fuck two men within a short period of time. It's just ultra-rare but not impossible.
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>>112638470
My hand tired as hell in 2nd time
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>>112642570
We take our porn very seriously, sir.
Whether it's fiction or not, is irrelevant.
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>>112642358
>>112642358
>Girl gives MC blowjob
>MC wants to kiss girl
>Yamete MC-kun, don't kiss me my mouth is filthy
>MC proceeds to kiss girl
>Says there's no way the mouth of a girl can be filthy after sucking my cock

The ultimate proof of love.
I know there was an h-manga like that but I forgot it.
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The worst hentai logic is the one where they actually love you.
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>>112642358
You would suck your own dick if you had the flexibility to do so. What's wrong with giving your dick an indirect kiss in the meantime?
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>>112642358

>gokkun followed by sloppy kissing without swallowing

oh god yes THIS IS THE BEST
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>>112637408
Interesting that 5-9 is a wide mix of countires, and then at 10 it is suddenly over half USA. Is that socially acceptable over there or something?
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>sticking a penis into a girl's womb makes her feel good
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>>112642657
>>112642739
YES
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>Femdom /ss/
>Shota after 3 pages of teasing somehow flip the table and make the Milf cum with his 3 inches little boy penis and proceed to blow a giant load up her cunt 4 time in a row

God dammit
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>>112642814
>/ss/ anything
You aren't gonna make me believe that the girl is feeling good with that baby penis
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>>112642849
Yes, the Milf should get off the exoticism of fucking a young boy, like a weird perverse motherly love

She shouldn't get off to the fucking but to the teasing
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>>112636436
Pick one.
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>>112637408
>A 9-year-old Chinese girl from Penang, Malaysia gave birth to a healthy boy. No police report was made by the parents, who knew that the father was their 14-year-old neighbor whom their daughter loved.

D'aww
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Hnnnngh my heart
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>Oh yes, I love the way you're raping me

Bitch, if it's consensual then I ain't fucking raping you! You wearin' a wire bitch? Are you setting me up?
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>>112638219
>a woman first ovulates after becoming fertile and not being impregnated
What do they teach kids at school these days? A woman menstruates after ovulating if the ovum has not been fertilized. Therefore she can get pregnant before her first period. In times gone by when women were married off at a young age, had sex regularly except when they were actually pregnant, and died young because they were exhausted from constantly bearing children, a woman might never have a period.
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>>112636436
What's the source on this? Google gives me nothing.
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>>112643073
>You wearin' a wire bitch? Are you setting me up?
My sides. Let me know when the movie/doujin comes out.
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>>112643133
Never mind I'm retarded.
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>>112643073
Nah she can enjoy it but if she didn't consent, still technically a rape.
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>>112643087
That's my fetish.
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>>112643073
>H-Manga about a poor sap that just wants to rape woman but it always ends in consensual sex. We'll follow the story of this man and his rapeventures to find that one woman that hates sex with him and feels it's actually rape.
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>>112643073
Nothing wrong with play-rape. Shit can get pretty realistic if it's done right.
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>>112640751

this, I'm feeling the same as pic in OP
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>>112640751
>>112643201
It's basically like One-Week Friends except she loses her memory after each day.
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>>112643238
To add she had sex for atleast 2 weeks every day with MC. She also had a diary but the reason she doesn't want to write the one she had sex with in the diary is because she wants to experience the happiness every single day again.
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>>112643158

Generally speaking, in hentai the woman who says that sets up the situation in which the guy is "raping" her. The intercourse was even part of her plan all along.

>>112643197

You mean you don't always "play" rape?
I bet you kiss prostitutes on the mouth.
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>>112643384
>I bet you kiss prostitutes on the mouth.
>New doujin
>prostitute loves kissing
>but no one wants to kiss a prostitute
>she goes on a quest to find a client that wants to kiss her
>by the end she falls in love with him and stops being a prostitute
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>>112643421

>client get's two kinds of herpes and syphilis
>Before antibiotics
>Client goes insane
>Writes philosophy that would form the backbone of world war 2
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>>112643384
>You mean you don't always "play" rape?
I'm just using the term play-rape as a specific type of BDSM scene. The best sort starts with a pre-arranged mock abduction in a public place, that really gets the adrenaline going.
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>>112642679
And the after line is...
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The more you know.
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>>112636436
Fuck you OP that story was adorable
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>>112643311
just read it... I honestly feel a bit bitter. I was hoping she'd recover after having sex so much
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It's not adultery if we use a condom.
It's not cheating, it's training.
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>>112643815
Why bitter? She gets to enjoy the first time repeatedly.
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>hentai logic

>>>/fakku/
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>>112643557
Based Fatalpulse.
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>>112643311

What is this from?
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Hentai logic.
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>>112642358
This annoys me too.
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>>112644528
It's been posted in this thread already.
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>>112636436

It hurts to live.
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>>112642962
>shotaxloli
indeed that is cute
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>>112642358
This reminds me
>guy in the army says he has tasted his own cum
>gets disgusted when a girl tried to kiss him after sucking his dick
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>>112642358
>complaining about kissing after blowjobs
>not eating your own cum every time you masturbate
>not autofellatio
Pleb.
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>>112644972
Tasting your cum doesn't mean you like it.
My throat was fucking aching and it felt disgusting after tasting it.
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>>112645010
He said it was good and said that i should try it too.
I politely turned the offer down
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>>112642755
>sticking a penis into a girl's womb makes her feel good
The only thing's about Hentai I dislike.
Guys smashing cervix's
Tits that defy physics
juices that defy physics
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>>112642063
It's worse when the second orgasm feels better than the first one.
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BAKA
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>>112643311
Fucking hell man.

It's so depressing when I search something by title and it's not on Ex.
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>>112643196
That sounds fucking amazing
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>>112644571
This seems really fucking familiar, I read way too many milf futa doujins.
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>>112643196
That's the best hentai plotline I've ever heard
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>>112638470
In one hour I can fill a bathtub with my cum and then swin in it.

I'm truly masterace.
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>>112640622
Little girls are very lewd.
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>>112641201

If it's any consolation he's the one who took her virginity.
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>>112647053
The best kind of lewd.
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>>112642063
>In fact, you may want to thank her.

Based Chamber.
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>>112636436
sounds like a real woman to me
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>>112641816
>>112641852
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>>112638470
pleb detected
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>penis enters the cervix and cums directly into the womb
you cant do that without tools japan
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>>112642358
I don't really mind it. It's my cum, and to me it's basically like snot or phlegm. Besides, kissing a woman you love is basically the best thing in existence. I'd eat some of my own cum for that any time.
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>>112649413
> kissing a woman you love is basically the best thing in existence
I wouldn't know.
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>>112642755
Some chicks like it, some don't. My wife hates it if do it too soon or I'm in a certain position, but if she's turned on enough or she's lying on her stomach, it's the best thing for her. Dunno mang, girls are weird.
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>>112645010
>throat ache after tasting

Is your cum made out of acid?
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>>112649449
I'm sorry.
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>actually virgin girl rumored to have done porn
>fucks unremarkable MC to dispel the rumors
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>>112649449
>Ass-fucking a woman you love while she has a large vibe in her pussy is basically the best thing in existence
FTFY

>>112649577
>My wife
Only a virgin could know so little about female anatomy.
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>girlfriends
>wives
>3dpd sex

This place isn't what it used to be
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>>112649700
>only a virgin
Okay.
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>>112646753
That's from a parody blog though.
dave-littler.livejournal.com
has several similar rewrites, but LJ seems down and I can't recall the precise tag.
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>>112649577
>not only normalfag blogging but normalfag blogging from a liar
Anon pls.
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>>112650907
>penis only as thick as her arm
man, asians sure have small dicks
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>>112642466
Shit, I was not expecting that
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>>112650907
This is my fetish.
There is no tag for it on ex other then maybe gokkun right?
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>>112638599
Fucking Hana Hook
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>>112642358
I love this, especially when they acknowledge it. One of my top fetishes.
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I see no fault in this mans logic.
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>>112641543
>It can't be helped.
This shit. Every time.
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>>112650907
What is this? The exhentai file search isn't working.
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>>112637404
I think you can but it would be single-day use, it's still dead tissue implanted to you.
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>>112643509
this manga was hilarious and fuzzy at the same time.
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Reminds me of this.
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>>112652409
What's this one? Google Search gave nothing. I know this one being the NTR of his friend's lover or something only for the NTRing guy to have hots for the NTRed guy.
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>>112656856
>>112652409

Nevermind found it
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>Guy threatens a girl to suck his cock
>The girl doesn't just bite it off
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>>112638844
Definitely
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>>112656848
While the guy has a point, the girl is still a slut. Even if shes never offered her butt to a guy before, offering it at all is repulsive. I'm into anal, but the whole thought of "here you can fuck me in the ass because i've never been fucked there" is off putting. The ass is nothing special, the ass doesn't give life, it gives filth.

It's like saying "hey, I know you've had a shit life, and jsut want to fuck someone, so i'll let you bandit my fanny since no one else has done it before, that way you can pack shit while being shit in your shitty life. Up for it?"
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>>112637408
>According to information gathered by Amnesty International Leyla Mafi, from Arak, Iran, had been prostituted by her mother starting from the age of 8. Leyla M. had a developmental delay (at the age of 19 she was assessed to have a mental age of 8 years old). Among the men who paid to rape the disabled child were several male relatives. She had three children, the first at the of age 9 and then twins at age 14. At age 19, she was condemned and faced the death penalty for the "moral offenses" of debauchery, incest, and illegitimate motherhood. Lawyer Shadi Sadr intervened on her behalf, and her sentence was reduced to public beating and imprisonment. After 2006, Ms. M was sent to a rehabilitation center and eventually came to reside in an apartment with a caretaker.

jesus christ
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>>112642577
I don't think you understand how statistics works.
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>>112657699
Iran is not a fun place.
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Only in hentai, amirite?
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Girls are weird and selfish.
I don't understand them.
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>>112658290
If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.
seriously you sound like someone just discovering all this shit
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>>112658369
Do you understand girls?
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>>112658369
No, but sometimes I just need to type out even my most simple thoughts.
It makes me feel better.
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>>112646753
BITCH I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
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>>112658290
Don't try. They have cooties. Stick with 2D.
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>>112658452
im on 4chan what do you think im not exactly covered in bitches asking me to get off and play with them some more
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>>112643506
Jesus I'm dying, my sides.
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>>112658671
Are you typing on a potato? Because your post sure looks like it.
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Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>112658854
>he doesn't have magic semen
Are you even a wizard, son?
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>>112642108
You know how fraternal twins work right?
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Let's see about that, shall we?
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>>112658263
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>>112659000
Doi sakazaki did some pretty good hentai
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>>112657699
Why does the Middle East keep touting their just as civilized as the rest of the world when this shit happens on a frequent basis?
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>>112637088
uh, I just read that and wanted to crope that panel
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>>112658290
People are weird and selfish, anon. Not just girls.
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>>112658854
I've seen an efukt video like this
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>>112642679
I was looking for this
Thank you
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>>112642679
I want a girl to love me.
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>>112660144
>this feel
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>>112660144
Why?
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>>112660144
>>112660504

Normalfags detected.
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>>112660144
i want a girl to obey me.
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>>112646194
I politely ask for source, google directs me to nothing.....
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>>112660621
It's a form of self-validation deeply ingrained in every human.
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>>112660652
>you will never be 2D
>you will never have a (onee-chan/imouto/kanojo/tsundere/harem)
>she/they will never confess to you
>you will never be happy
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>>112660774
>>112660652
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>>112660774
>You will never wake up with a hangover and gun in hand after getting drunk and contemplating suicide after having read a doujin that went from sex to love in four panels in a way that makes you think that you will never find love like that
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>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her
>girl actually being able to fit a dozen different dildos/vibratos in her vagina at once, yet still somehow having a "tight pussy" after going through that
>girl finding pleasure in a guy fucking her ass raw without lube
>virgin girls gets throat-fucked for several minutes without vomiting or suffocating
It's almost as if the people who make h-manga have never had sex or something!
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>>112661587
Why would you want to fap to 2D if you wanted it to be like boring real life?
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>>112649577

I don't think you understand female anatomy. Or this is poorly veiled bait.
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>>112661587
>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her

And how would you know that anon?
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>>112660676
You must first learn to love yourself before you will be loved by others and can in turn truly love someone else yourself.
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>>112661587
>that guy who tries to derail threads into offtopic blogging
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>>112661587
>>girl finding pleasure in a guy fucking her ass raw without lube
There this educational doujin that explains how the rectum produces moisture/water that lubricates the intestines. It goes for males too.
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>>112661587
>girl finding pleasure in a guy fucking her ass raw without lube
Yeah, I'm more worried about the guy in this scenario.
Torn frenulum
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>>112661818
Shut the fuck up you hack, Evangelion lied to me.
It's actually better not to grow attached to people.
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>>112661687
because 2D is supposed to emulate all the best parts about 3D without all the nasty 3DPD parts. If 2D girls didn't resemble real people in the slightest then we all might as well fap to kitchen utensils or something

>>112661780
second hand stories, man

>>112661827
what part of my post was blogging?

>>112661850
Well cool, I learned something today
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>>112661587
>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her
T-That's not true? My life is a lie
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>>112661921
Only for low test betas with low ejaculate volume.
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>>112662113
What?
You mean when you're edging and you cum too soon?
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>>112662113
Where can I go to read more of your shitty blog?
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>>112662106
I normally cum with about 5/6 spurts, and they reach quite far as well.
Would a girl be able to feel that?

>>112662224
Look at this faggot.
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Obligatory.
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>>112662218
No, it's more like too late, it's not as strong or voluminous. Sometimes it's blank.

>>112662224
You have a point, deleting previous post and saging.
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>>112662271
>I'm getting a blowjob from a baby who has't even started to grow baby teeth!
>Panda cubs did come out from between my legs.
>Control this "Global Warming" in my pussy!
>I'm being fucked by my own cock!
>I'm raping my own father!
>Rape myself!
>but I'll take your virginity, Mom..

Jesus Christ, this is great.
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>>112651164
UFOPORNOOOO
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>>112662224
Blogging and asking for advice are not the same thing, anon.
This thread hardly counts as strictly /a/ material, yet it's we're all here, talking about penises and hentai.
Cut that anon some slack. He might not have anywhere else he's comfortable asking.
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http://exhentai.org/g/690573/c5c2990047/
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>>112662808
This is a late night topic. During the day it will just attract more shitposters and bloggers.
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>>112661894
You have still so much to learn...
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>>112661587
>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her
That really depends. It is true no single female is able to feel the actual semen flowing into them because it's really not that much (probably a different story if it was horse amount).
Rather, for a few with a sensitive enough vagina, they're able to feel the spasms the penis makes when ejaculating (through blood pressure), therein telling them you have done so.
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>>112662909
This IS a late night topic. It was posted at 1 AM. It's just lived until the afternoon.
Who inhabits a thread is really irrelevant, since /a/ isn't exactly normalfag heaven and the anon wasn't really blogging. We all share a single common interest, and there's nothing wrong expressing curiosity and or questioning that.
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>>112663186
Ok, I will hesitate more in calling people out in the future. Anon can repost if he wants.
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>>112663278
All I'm saying is that you be less critical of others who inhabit these threads. Especially the ones having penis troubles.
They all love porn and would never like to see that get derailed!
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>it's not sex, my pussy is just giving your dick a blowjob
>mfw
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>>112663278
No, it's fine, I'll post in a late night eh thread or a thread like this some other time. I agree that it was more akin to blogging than it had to be, with the personal anecdote along with the question, so I agree in that it wasn't the most appropriate.
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>>112663432
Makes sense.
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>>112663432
>it's not sex, i'm just using your penis as my personal masturbation toy
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>>112663669
This turns me on.
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>>112637408
You can't get pregnant until you have a period. All these girls got their periods at extremely young ages
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>>112662741
Mee nukkuu.
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>>112663432
>>112663669
>Son: mom I'm tired of anal sex I want to do it in your pussy
>Mom: IMPOSSIBLE WE'RE MOTHER AND CHILD
Really that's the line that can't be crossed?
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>>112662417
>Getting a blowjob from a baby who hasn't even started to grow baby teeth!
>baby
>doesn't even have baby teeth
Dafuq
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>>112663957
>o-okay but you can't cum inside
>BUT IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOD I CAN'T STOP!
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Basically this.
The more I think about it, the more I realize it's true.
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>>112663669
My fetish
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>>112642358
it really depends, but in hentai where the MC blows into their mouth so hard it blasts out their lips and there's "so much!" that they can't swallow it or spit it out, yeah that's pretty gross to just kiss them after
being into that reminds me of that shit from Clerks with the snowball guy
euuugh.
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>>112663990
I've seen worst, there was one where a guy ripped a baby out of the mother womb and then starting fucking the baby real hard, then he put the baby in a blender, blended the baby and poured it in front of the mother.
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>>112664445
That's sick.
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>>112664445
IT"S AWWWWWWRIGHT!
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>>112643196
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>>112664445
BABY FUCK!
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>>112664445
I'm gonna need sauce on that for... scientific purposes
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>>112646385
nhentai is your friend.

>those translated Homunculus tankoubons
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>>112643196
isnt that the plot to the stopwatch one?
gets watch to stop time, rapes same girl over and over.
in the end, finds out she loves him so it kinda sorta wasnt rape.
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>>112664445
uziga waita?
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>>112664747
Love in hentai manga gives me warm fuzzy feelings.
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>>112643196
So reverse village rapist?
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>>112658263
he kept going on that one? i remember it just ends with him swearing to find a cure
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>>112664707
Alright faggot
Mao-chan's daily life chapter 11
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>>112664707
*Mai
I meant this.
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>>112664954
Thanks anon
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>>112664729
God's gift to mankind.
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>>112663990
Read a doujin where two shota fetuses were fucking in the womb and when the father fucked the mother, they sucked his giant dick.
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>>112657699
Well fuck get raped and beaten up because you got raped.
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>>112664892
I'd love to read or watch this.
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>>112665267
Holy shit post
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>>112664445
I remember this
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>>112663957
thats more funny, than it should be.
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>>112661132
Fucking gun laws
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>>112657565
>talking shit about asses

This man right here would like a word with you.
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>>112666656
He's talking shit about anal... for good reasons.
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>a girl's nipples get hard just from being horney.
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>>112670227
I'm not even a girl and my nipples do that.
Checkmate.
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http://exhentai.org/g/732233/ebd49c6b44/

>Cannot show the vag
>Make a book whose every page is an extreme closeup of vag
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>>112642358
>not eating her out after creampieing
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>>112671879
L-lewd

But also totally hot.
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>>112637831
This isn't the Digimon thread.
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>>112670227
That does happen though
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>>112636436
Hey man, you dont seem to get it.

When you lose your physical virginity before you're mature enough to handle those types of mature relationships, then yeah, you can feel as though you're still a metaphorical virgin despite having had sex.

Its like being emotionally immature, having sex doesnt make you immediately an adult who can handle adult relationships and the emotional weight those things carry.
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>>112638764
>>112638844
>>112638878

Im a grill and will confirm that I like smegma. I love the musky smell.

this guy here >>112642236 is right on the money.

The smell is so erotic and manly.
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>>112642358

Expecting someone else to suck on your dick when YOU are too gross out by your own dick to taste it.

Ahahaha, what a fucking pussy, I seriously hope i dont get a boyfriend like you.
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>>112649449
kissing makes me cringe.
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>Gets gang rape and is unwilling
>Still gives blowjobs and handjobs to everyone
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>blackmail works
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>>112664060
>Hmanga was shounen disguised as porn all along.

Sasuga Japan.
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>>112673275
>>blackmail works
But it does, only for a short time period, then the cops arrive like it's horrible to force your coworker to have sex even after he's a slut carving for dicks yet crying and resisting every fucking time, dammit cops and dammit bosses
>>
I really want to have sex now.
Proper, real sex. With a girl.
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>>112673743
Get the fuck out, you dam nerd.
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>>112673743

That's fucking gross, anon.
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>>112673743
Woah, now.
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>>112673743
>Absolutely_Disgusting.gif
Go >>>/b/ack to your shit hole, anon
On the other hand, prostitutes are cheap nowdays
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>>112673743
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>>112673836
>>112673838
>>112673846
>>112673906
>>112673964
I can't help it, it's pure biology.
Girls are so soft, nice and wonderful, I just want to get intimate with them and make each other feel good.
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>>112637457
no it's not
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>>112673989
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>>112673743
What are the chances of this anon get laid tonight?
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>>112673989
> just want to get intimate with them and make each other feel good.
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>>112673989
Oh god you're serious.
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>>112651164
ayylmao
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>>112638394
slut logic
[spoilers]I like it[/spoliers]
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>>112673743
> my face
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>>112660144
Dont we all..
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>>112673989
I agree, anon, real sex with someone you love and love to touch, is wonderful.
You're still a faggot though.
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>>112673989
Go and try.

Marry her first.
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>>112673989
I miss my childhood love. I don't remember why I loved her so badly.
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>>112673989
>Caring how the girl feels
Fuck that , Im in it to bust a nut
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>>112674419
>feels faggot

Faggot detected.
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>>112649577
>>112650077
>>112661753

Go look up cervical penetration
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>Have superpowers beyond imagination
>Use it for hentai purposes
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>>112647053
fuck man I know
i was over visiting family a couple weeks ago and my 9-year-old cousin kept asking to see my dick
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I have a serious mistrust issue. I can't emotionally trust any 3D females. It's so bad that I can't even get boner on them.
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>>112674960
Every real life person would. Nobody would slave themselves to 'save humanity' like Spiderman.
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>>112674960
>implying you wouldn't
Be honest.
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>>112674831
So some women like it and some don't? But it's still dangerous because of how fragile the uterus is?
How's that different from what the anons were saying?
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>>112675001
Just imagine they're like your 2D girls.
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>>112675052
Does it have to be?
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>>112674991
Fucken, damned kids
Did you let them?
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>>112675093
Hmmm... I guess not.
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>>112675080
It sounds difficult.
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>>112675139
Never said that it wasn't.
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>>112638599
based
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>>112674991
I remember when I was young and played doctor once, it was the only time I'd ever seen a girl naked in real life, ever.
Samantha Goodman, 10 years old, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, gave birth in Materdei Hospital to a 6 lb (2.7 kg) girl, who was named Courtney. When Goodman was 16, she explained in detail what had happened six years earlier: "At a party at a friend early 2003, playing hide and seek, we slipped into the family's library, where we took a book for adults and laughed on the picture of a guy with his sex in a girl's one, and we thought it would be funny that we were trying to do it... We did it! It was funny! A few months later, my mother noticed that my belly had grown enormously. Driving me so urgently to the doctor, she was shocked to discover I was pregnant. Very devout, it was out of question for her I abort... At the idea of giving birth, I was very scared, but, ultimately, it was less painful than when I broke my arm!"
>>
Children who have been the victim of child sexual abuse sometimes display overly sexualized behavior,[38][39] which may be defined as expressed behavior that is non-normative for the culture. Typical symptomatic behaviors may include excessive or public masturbation and coercing, manipulating or tricking other children into non-consensual or unwanted sexual activities, also referred to as "child-on-child sexual abuse". Sexualized behavior is thought to constitute the best indication that a child has been sexually abused.
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>>112675725
Reminds me of that h-manga where the guy teaches piano to the loli and it turns out she was a former sex slave and a certain song triggers her. They bang and he eventually fucks her in the ass, with every so often flashbacks to her horrible life before escaping sex slavery.

Had a good end though.
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>>112658263
>>112659017
Stop it. Both of you. I don't want these feels again.
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>>112674831

Unless your dick has a circumference of 2cm, I don't think you can penetrate a woman's cervix.
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This thread
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>>112675029
But i wouldn't. After too match movies, vidya and animu/mango, my life's goal became to be remembered by a lot of people for something good, so i'll obviously go the moralfag way. Honestly, most of the times, being a moralfag feels better than being a dick.
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>>112675934
>dat nyaruko doujin where she turns him into a girl and fucks him in the ass with her futa cock
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>>112675901
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>>112676033
I felt it dealt with this issue pretty well, as opposed to most lol shit where it's like "ahaha guess I better fuck that 8 year old!"
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>>112676073
Plus the anal scene was hot as hell.
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>>112675127
I don't want to go to jail, anon
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>>112675901
Now you've got me curious anon.
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>>112676158
I'm trying to find it, I forgot the name. Give me five minutes.
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>>112675381
Jesus Christ what did she do to her arm
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>>112676158
Joyful girl
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>>112676158
http://exhentai.org/g/711993/c314e56433/

Got it.
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>>112657565
Even strange since the other guy screwed around with her ass rather a bit as well, he just had not fucked it yet.

That's not really chaste

She seems like an alright girl maybe, but this isn't even a silver medal in truth, it didn't feel like that good of an ending. The villain just plain won in the end, he fucked all the girls first and got the girl the guy actually wanted.
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>>112642063
>Gargantia doujin
>designs aren't by Naruco Hanaharu
What's the point?
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>>112676236
>>112676248
Thanks a lot.
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>>112661896
>fap to kitchen utensils or something
>implying i don't do that already
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>>112676312
Dem teflon frying pan are pretty lewd.
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>>112661587
You don't get it, H manga sex doesn't have to obey the rules of reality, it's something beyond that, it's fantasy.

Everything about H manga is it's own standard, none of that shit works in real life but it means something here because it's an ideal, it's an unattainable dream. Futanari being a thing at all, breasts that are softer than jello yet still full, Tentacles, paizuri that isn't awkward as fuck since people always try to say the real thing is shit, porn with plot, not zooming in on the guys facial features or asshole as you're getting close to the edge for some reason, crazy ass positions, love, and insane shit that even the most insane of people should probably never think of in the first place and much less write about. H manga can be shit that the real can never be, it can be it's own thing, it's a world to itself of fantasy.

People try to ruin it by injecting 3D girls and 3D rules into it to make it more "real" while never really understanding such a simple thing in the first place.
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>>112660652
>Implying
Melon Pan is like literally the worst kind of normalfag there is. The one that thrives on the attention of a bunch of losers. He's fucking swimming in Swiss banking dosh, he has a girlfriend and despite all of his acting for the sake of looking quirky and nerd, he's pretty much normal.
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>>112673989
the best part about these responses is that some of them are un-ironic.
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>>112676637
>zooming in on the guys facial features or asshole as you're getting close to the edge for some reason

that’s one of the reasons i stopped fapping to 3d porn

hentai is just some much better in every way.
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>>112638826
I don't know about you but dry orgasm is unsatisfying as shit.
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>>112661587
http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TDOH0I9ECLSTUL0H9

Apparently, women can and like feel when someone cums inside them. Not like I really care about 3DPD, but your remark made me curious.
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this fucking thread
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>>112636784
>Western teen logic
Fixed for you. I've heard this here in Canada from girls who didn't know what a church is.

Also I've heard "Kissing is more intimate than sex" from a lot of girls, and "it's not really cheating if I didn't kiss him" (said after giving a guy she just met at a party a BJ, while boyfriend was home with a flu).
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>>112677434
I don't know about you but I'm having fun.


ban me mods
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>>112677675
>Kissing is more intimate than sex

But it is.
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>>112642679
>Girl says she loves MC multiple times during sex
>Says she wants his babies etc etc.
>Finish sex
>"I-I-I was just pretending I don't like you at all"

Why is this a thing?
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>>112640793
>>112641086
Asians

>>112640299
and a faggot (because what fucking straight guy cares?)
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>>112677949
I'm asian and they didn't circumcise me
Isn't circumcision just a jew/christian thing, though?

It must suck, having traitors as parents
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>>112677832
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>>112677949
>>112678051
Circumcision is a Jew/Amerilard thing.
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obligatory
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>>112677772
What makes you think that I'm not having fun. I'm always having fun.
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What does releasing two years worth of semen feel like?
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Like a bag of sand.
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>>112677120
http://www.tgdaily.com/general-sciences-features/65569-semen-has-direct-effect-on-female-brain
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>>112678167
>>112662271
You guys are soulmates.
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>>112638470
I can manage four before the volume dramatically drops. But that would require me to not fap for a few days.
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>>112650907

>eating salad for breakfast

What the fuck, Japan. That shit is crossing the line. You people are fucking sick. I feel nauseated.
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>>112679238
It's not as disgusting once you add the semen dressing.
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>>112679595
It's not as if everyone just has that lying around, you know.
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>>112650907
Google is saying this is Corpse Party, and I know that's not right. Can I get a push in the right direction
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>>112678167
man i could really go for some fondue now.
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>>112641816
>>112641852
The tsukino jyogi x-ray creampies are the best. I feel like I am inside.
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>>112679238
I thought salad was part of the americlap breakfast.
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>>112642358
not even that, kissing after literally cumming gallons in her mouth
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>>112679701
same
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>>112642398
Yes please.
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>>112662741
Repesin luvattoman kovaan nauruun keskellä yötä.
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>>112638470
My record is 12x but I was home alone for the day bored n they were spread out
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>>112650907
source?
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>>112680284
>12

Shit nigga what the fuck. I only managed to cum a second time once, and i don't even remember how that happened, since i was in the bathroom and no porn in there.
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>>112679701
>>112680013
>>112680393
Don't quote me on this but I think I recognize the artwork from Harusawa
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>reading manga with rape
>imagine Hanna Barbera sound effects the rougher it gets
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>>112636749
That reminds me of that one manga that never got fully translated. But I only checked that out because girls teaching other girls how to masturbate is my fetish.
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>>112643196
>http://exhentai.org/s/171273c40d/101200-124
Great story line
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>>112642358
I want to see this happen, except it's forced on the guy and he's trying to resist.
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>>112680736

Oh god I am also very much into this. Any good examples of doujins I should check out? Or is there perhaps a tag for this or something?
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>ahegaos

Do people really make stupid faces like that during/after sex
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>>112680780
>Groundhog Day except Bill fucks Rita every night
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>>112681095

Orgasm faces are usually pretty funny. Often girls seem to look like they are in pain or like they are taking a mammoth dump or something.
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>>112680557
It is indeed from Harusawa, thanks Anon.

http://exhentai.org/g/712934/091da46d3d/
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>>112673989
I feel like this sometimes. But it usually goes away when i fap.
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>>112658854
That, my friends, is one magic semen.
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>>112664892
Is this /tg/? That is a board full of fuck smiths.
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>>112680445
Yea the skin starts to rub off a lil
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>>112681216
I thought it was more of Isshukan Friends: Hentai Edition
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>>112643196
Rance?
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>>112681283
Thanks
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>guy is fucking my wife
>i'll fuck him so he'll be mine and my wife is still mine
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>>112682595
NTR done right.
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>>112682595
I need this. Please.
I beg you.

>No homo.jpg I swear!
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>>112663634
I've had sex with a girl, and the fap of it later was better.
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>pupils
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>tfw ahegao makes for great steam avatars
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>>112681275
Frowning turns me off, though.

I like the exhausted look.
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>>112683381
>tfw I can't tell what's saliva, tears & semen in doujins
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>>112683381
Damn right.
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>>112683554
the answer is yes
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>>112683557
even made christmas avatars because this shit is tradition
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I think the hentai industry is collaborating with the Japanese government. They always scream "FILL UP MY WOMB WITH YOUR CUM SENPAI" or some shit, the Japanese government is sponsoring this in a final bid to up the birth rates by teaching kids that cumming inside is hot.
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>>112683554
I imagine after a while some of these girls start salivating semen. So when in doubt stick with cum.
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>>112683629
I'm not dedicated as you.
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>>112674020
I DEMAND AN INQUISITION!
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>>112683710
step up your game son
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>>112682595
>>112682736

http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/
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>>112683800
Thanks a lot!
Holy shit I have some vague memories of this one.
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>>112638651
>Japanese girls
Actually, there's been cases like this elsewhere in the world. Of course, the retarded 3DPD will blame the "slut shaming society" instead of their own stupidity.
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>>112681216
Imagine being one of the classmates.

You hear them have the same conversation 14 times, after a couple times you realize what's been going on, yet you can't work up the courage to ask the guy about it.
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>>112638826
They don't hurt, but my balls feel weird when that happens.

Also, you may get your penis sore depending on how you masturbate.
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>>112656653
Why would it be single day use?
ohhhh... i think i get it
since OP's such a fag he cant go a day without having his ass filled, amirite?
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>>112680284
That's about my record too. Since I usually alternate between reading normal manga volumes and an H-doujin, I usually average about 6-8 per day when I get to be in my house for a whole day. If the manga I'm reading is boring I get to do it more times, but I usually start to hurt before reaching 10.
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>>112637408
>Age 9
>The girl reportedly began menstruating at twelve months old.

What in the fuck.
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>>112683800

Where is the re-edited version with better translations? Someone posted it on /a/ before.
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>>112657931
Not him, but it's obvious that it would be just a little less common than fraternal twins if faithfulness to your partner wasn't a thing and unprotected sex with several people was.
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>>112642739
But gokkun is swallowing?
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>>112680284
mine is 7, first two were back to back within the span of 15 minutes, the rest had like an hour between them.
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>>112661896
>because 2D is supposed to emulate all the best parts about 3D

2D can be anything we want it to be
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>>112677853
That's how women work in 3DPD world, too.
You've been warned.
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>>112685651
Romance was just lust all along
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>>112664747
It's the reverse though.

He raped other women until he found the one he couldn't rape.
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