Would you a desperate, experienced xmas cake?
>it's been over a decade since a Christmas cake won an anime
"I...I Don't want to be alone tonight anon!"
not this one, but I would
hold handswith a better cake
She's younger than me but not so young we have nothing in common, she's got an active sex drive to match my own, and she's not some fumbling virgin who's going to lie there like a dead fish?
Anon, you're describing my perfect woman.
I'd fuck her like a beast for days on end.
I might even marry a pure aunty, but not that slut.
Thanks for the recommendation.
Note the difference between:
>fermented, like cheese
>rotten, like surstromming
>not liking glorious plain jane master race
Why do you keep living?
There's a reason christmas cakes are single just saying.
Yes, I don't care I love christmas cake I lost my virginity to one and nothing compares to the sound of pounding cake flesh while watching those saggy sweaty cow tits bounce up and down.
An experienced girl is fine too
I would tenderly make love to her, promise to stay with her forever, then cheat on her with her best friend later that day.
Gundam SEED 73: Stargazer also had an implied romantic set-up at the end with Selene and Sven.
And Selene is older and basically a Cima who got a good end. I think that was back in 2005.
If I'd been around the block a few times myself and just wanted to settle down with a nice girl who's as disinterested in the dating game as I am? Absolutely.
If I were a nice innocent boy who'd never been with a girl, probably not.
I don't think it's unreasonable for people to be in relationships with other people who have similar dating histories.
I would ravage her like a horny dog, She was perfect throughout the show.
I wish we could get more.
Anime about cakes doing cakey things when?
>What a pile of shit
>There are people posting on this board who weren't alive when it came out.
I don't want to believe that.
Men in Japan are faggots.
>I would ravage her like a horny dog,
Not with your tiny dick you wouldn't, you little faggot.
>Who is this Tomino you speak of
Behold! Only love can destroy jeans so effortlessly.
>25 is old
come on japan. what's the deal with this?
25 is basically when women become true adults
20-24 they're still college students faffing about
You got something against smoking, huh faggot?
She's just SO OLD.
I think she'd break a hip if she tried sex.
Top is for marriage
Middle is for hanging out with and smoking opium
Bottom is for extramarital hatesex
i like the way you think
Pretty much all of knk's girls are best girls. Even the younger ones are good.
What? She wasn't evil/hateful, she was doing it for the greater good.
Drink with Nino. Smoke opium with Ayaka. Become mormon and marry all 3.
I dunno, she's just so ancient.
I think knitting is more fit for her.
You worry too much. She can take it. She is trained for it.
Not a big fan of Izumi. Always seemed a little creepy. This scene was pretty hot though.
Is there a better female pimp in all of anime? Ayaka does nothing but smoke opium and take lewd pictures all day.
>sex with izumi
>she's scratching you all over
>you have to basically hold her down while you fuck her, meanwhile she's glaring hatefully at you and sometimes spitting at you
>when she's on top she's pounding your cock with her pussy and bitting you all over
>when you fuck her from behind you're pulling her hair like a street walking slut
>both of you cum, she calmly puts her clothes back and and doesn't say a word. leaves without saying goodbye
i mean...................sure i gues....
Reminder if a woman is older then 20 she's expired.
Izumi over Nino? But why.
You. I like you. That's some good hatesex right there
>Release that shit ASAP
My part is done. We're waiting on other things now.
>tell me where to get raws plz.
There's so much wrong with this I don't know where to begin.
At least /a/ is split. Japan's taste in women is disgusting.
This is pretty close to what you want
even the gay brother?
though having mitsuki's delicious chub on my face would be a miracle of the universe
I distinctly remember her winning, and she arguably qualifies as a cake.
Drinking from the same bottle? I'm not talking about drinking the wine in a cup.
If you're comparing women to wine in terms of sex, you might as well make the comparison as raw as possible.
Your metaphor is all sideways. A woman isn't a passive object to be consumed, she's an active participant in events.
Who do you want to build your house: some kid fresh out of trade school that'll give you squeaky floors and uneven stairs, or someone who's driven enough nails that she knows how to hold a hammer?
you shitin me? i would her no matter what shade of crazy shes puttin out!
Say that to >>112225096
>Eventually you will run out of wine
You're not making any sense. Stop trying too hard.
And it's not normal to go for older women either. Case closed.
It's totally normal for people to have multiple partners over the course of their lives, and it always has been. Stop shouting tumblr to cover up for the fact that you're stuck in the 19th century.
>And it's not normal to go for older women either. Case closed.
Captain normal here. Brilliant.
>It's totally normal for people to have multiple partners over the course of their lives, and it always has been. Stop shouting tumblr to cover up for the fact that you're stuck in the 19th century.
In slut land America, sure.
People have always committed adultery and casual sex.
I don't like it either but at the end of the day, humans are just a bunch of naked apes driven by urges more so than reason.
0. Literally 0. Assuming by "the same boat" you mean involuntarily a virgin. Because any girl that wants to have sex has done so by the time they're 14. Maybe 17 if they're really ugly.
Most men can get laid if they actually try as well, I was going along with the apathetic attitude towards it and then realizing you're not a teenager anymore and most of your peers are in steady long term relationships or starting to have kids.
It's kind of a scary thought really, the early-mid 20s is a strange part of your life.
Harder for most men.
IT doesn't help that you have some men who will fuck almost anything with a pussy. even if it's a girl that looks like a horse beaten in the face too many times, or just Shamo.
Then you see these ugly girls start thinking they are hot and wanted and act like bitches.
Really, it's disgusting.
>you will never get more christmas cakes, milfs, or realistic plots involving sex because 99% of otaku are Madonna complex faggots who shit the bed the moment a 2D (or even a fucking seiyuu) girl isn't a virgin
That includes most of you as well. This isn't your grave, /a/, it's the future you chose.
>No, it always has been. Always
It really hasn't. There are still plenty of cultures where people only enter relationships when they're serious about marriage. My parents were never in a serious relationship before they started dating, and they don't really want me to whore around and marry someone who's done the same. I have plenty of other friends who are from different parts of the world whose cultures are the same.
My nigga. Good to know it's not all children here.
>People have always committed adultery and casual sex.
And? I never said those people don't exist, but this other retard is pretending every person alive has multiple partners and that's the norm. Are we going to pretend that people who commit such acts weren't chastised in their respective societies?
You're just waiting for right girl. Better get a move on soon though, unless you're in Japan: the land of Christmas Cakes you might run out your clock.
>Assuming by "the same boat" you mean involuntarily a virgin
This is correct. Any girl I've met that was older and still a virgin did it by choice.
>the early-mid 20s is a strange part of your life.
Yes it is. It's the first time you can't consider yourself a kid really.
I dunno, I'm a virgin. I feel like I would just finish too fast, she would leave disappointed and I would leave embarassed.
If you want a story about sluts being sluts, read josei manga about cheating housewives. If you weren't a complete fucking pleb of the variety that spouts shit about the industry while having no fucking idea what they're talking about, you'd realize that your "realistic" plots already exist and you aren't reading them because you're a fucking low powerlevel faggot.
lol this image
>slut around with bad boys
>laugh at boring "losers"
>bad boy gets you pregnant and surprise, ditches you
>suddenly no man wants to sleep with you and you have no idea how to provide for yourself, let alone for a kid
>take to the internet to do what you always do in times of trouble, cry and throw a hissyfit until somebody fixes everything for you
man am I glad i've evolved past 3D
Are you implying there are people on this board right now who watched KnK and BwMK?
>It really hasn't. There are still plenty of cultures where people only enter relationships when they're serious about marriage. My parents were never in a serious relationship before they started dating, and they don't really want me to whore around and marry someone who's done the same. I have plenty of other friends who are from different parts of the world whose cultures are the same.
Im 22, kissless, virgin, and proud. Just started working, and will search a girl when the time has come, no need to whore myself for no reason other than "all my friend arent virgin since 1945". [/blog]
I feel like I'm starting to slip away from my youth since I'm working full time now and I get these strange thoughts in my head about wanting to be in a relationship with someone. I never had those urges when I was in college, maybe it's just hormones or something.
I don't even know where to meet other like minded people now that I'm out of college though, I never liked bars and I doubt I'd find anyone worthwhile at a TCG club or something.
Thats the curse of old age. When you are young you think you are so awesome and mature, then you turn 25 and look back at your 16yo self and think "Jesus Christ they let that little retard drive?!?"
They're just desperate for a babydaddy.
And odds are if they were still single at that age, once they've got a baby you'll be nothing more to them than a talking child-support check.
Most josei manga are just as afraid of sex as any other manga.
>If you weren't a complete fucking pleb of the variety that spouts shit about the industry while having no fucking idea what they're talking about
>depressed since I was 12
>never cared about sports, popularity, social networks or anything other kids obsessed over
>could only think of how stupid and useless I was and dread how bleak and stress-filled life was looking as I got older
>tfw born old
or maybe I was just autistic
either way I wish I had an arrogant, stupid happy youth to look back on
Good for you. Don't settle for something you don't want.
>I never liked bars and I doubt I'd find anyone worthwhile at a TCG club or something.
If you're looking for a wife material girl at a bar or club, you should just kill yourself.
Best thing is to have friends who have friends or sisters, go to the gym, meet someone at work or find other hobbies that can put you around nice likeminded people who you can actually have a conversation with. Also lift weights. You'll get attention from sluts, but you'll also get more attention from nice girls.
I looked back on age 16 and thought
holy shit I love my friends and I'm so happy we got to spend all that time together and make those memories. I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'm thrilled they're stil la part of my life and we can continue being happy together.
There are a million josei manga about casual sex. Stop being stupid and learn moon.
You just sound angsty. Cheer up.
Never underestimate a woman who's biological clock is nearly ticked out. They'll poke holes in condoms, collect spilled semen from the sheets or anywhere they can find, suck you off and pretend to swallow only to hide some under their tongue and spit it into a turkey baster later. Theres no end to their tricks
Milfs are the greatest. Milfs dressing and acting cute is my fetish.
You weren't born old, you were just born as someone better than the fucking idiotic majority of kids.
You have the right idea about life. The only people that are actually happy about life are living a lie without knowing it.
Let her have the kid she wants, it's not a big deal. Just find one who has a doormat personality. She'd be too pathetic to think about leaving you and you would have a glorified roommate that you can have sex with once or twice a year who now shares your last name.
It doesn't seem that bad...provided you can deal with her.
18 year olds don't have a milf's body. Plus there's the embarrassment side to it. Not that milfs acting their age is bad.
>every person alive has multiple partners and that's the norm.
That's not what normal means. Besides, the line between having multiple partners at one time and being "serial" monogamous is thin and not something that should people should proudly defend.
>the line between having multiple partners at one time and being "serial" monogamous is thin and not something that should people should proudly defend.
Welcome to the "Slut Pride" world of feminists
I want a Christmas cake to have her way with me so bad. I want her to get on top of me and grind the fuck out of my dick while smothering me with her tits. She's on the pill so no condom.
>Ara ara you sure came a lot
>Not wanting to let a Milf relive her teen years again.
Gee anon its like you WANT them too keeping suffering.
>on the pill
wheres the fun in that
>Ara ara anon, are you sure you are okay with an older women like me?
>I'm older enough to be your mother, and I will never be like if those cute girls you dated in high school.
>she will never shove your face in her huge tits and tease you when you get a boner
A child will result in less sex.
>low cut top
>The moment when she takes it off to reveal a nice set and a cute stomach
>"You like stomachs? You're so weird~"
>Let's me kiss it
That feel when Christmas Cake gets you so revved up you post the wrong reaction image.
I'm not the gambling type. I like being able to bust nuts with no consequence.
>I'm not the gambling type
Are you sure? It can be really fun. Surly just trying it once couldn't hurt.
No no, you take it because you eat like a fucking pig. She has to take it because her bones are so brittle that she might not be able to make it to bingo night if she doesn't.
Well yeah, it's all wisdom that's been passed down for generations among men. She just regurgitated all the stuff about what makes a man and then shoehorned her "I need someone who will be a doormat and shoulder the burden of someone else's mistake" agenda into it.
I don't know but there needs to be more VNs and dating sims about Xmas cake.
>Grocery shopping with your older housewife girlfriend
>Helping your drunk businesswoman girlfriend into her pajamas and tucking her in.
>Helping a widow learn to love again
>Nukige with nothing but Xmas cake who fight (sometimes literally) and compete for your attention in a mostly comedic manner.
There's a good one I played some years ago that was in English but I forgot the name. It was about 3-4 housewives,you fooled around with one while on vacation then you meet her again later on.
It failed miserably. There will never be another Kawata Shoujo. Niggers wanted Yakusa alien delinquents, so it got canceled at launch.
I'm 27. Of course there's only delicious cake for me now.
As if I could get any. But hell, if I could...
Its still around if you want to take a gander, I was halfway though in writing a draft for the Tomboyish onii-san. I stopped writing it a couple of days ago because of how fruitless it became.
also I came across that gif and just wanted some reason to post it
Get on my level man! Miki and all her daughters!
Still, for "a show for pedos" it had some seriously nice older women.
TFW I'm not much younger the Nanako.
Who, apparently WAS married supposedly at one point and just had no interest in her husband and so ended up being Mayumi...if I remember right.
I was too busy staring at the hot chick to realize what you said the first time.
But this is exactly why we can't have nice things, because the people don't want what they think they want.
Thankfully KS didn't go for that.
Inexperienced is fine too
Fuck yes. I've been told I can write decent smut, but i'll never claim to be a full on writefag, but would indeed be willing to contribute or do something for a project like that.
Christmas cakes don't have performance expectations from you though. They get off on teaching you, and turning into a personal fucktoy that knows precisely how and when to push her buttons.
Does Rahxephon have an actual christmas cake end? Like do they kiss or something?
I'm tempted to pick this up just for this but don't want to be disapointed if it's just a passing glance win.
I'm afraid Katawa shoujo, and the current state of /a/ aren't going to help things. I wish you luck, but the fun police will shut you down faster than you can say christmas cake.
I'm gay, so having sex with women isn't pleasurable for me but I think women are beautiful and love the feeling of power you get when you push a woman down and make her cum with your cock. Fucking men is a more even experience for me.
Because of this I often fuck women, usually older cougars that are all over my young, faggot look. I can keep it going for so long because that shit does nothing for me.
>inb4 Yakuza alien delinquents.
So, was he a manipulative sadist, or an asshole with a heart of gold?
I think you might just be bi dude. I'm straight but the thought of fucking another man wouldn't be like "yeah whatever, I don't really like or dislike this", it'd be like "fuck this is unpleasent I really want to stop this"
>not pure CC who want to know the joy's of being wooed.
>guy's wife cheats on him and leaves him for his boss
>guy's aunt seduces him to try and help him get over her
>wife's mom comes with a letter and divorce papers to ask what happened
>aunt explains things and gets wife's mom to fuck guy
>Boss' wife that guy's wife stole shows up to try and kill guy
>aunt seduces her too
>trio of cake
>there will never be an animated hentai with this great a premise again
Tfw no Christmas Cake VN where you play a 28 year old virgin cake teacher who does home tutoring as a side job. You'd be able to try and sleep with other male teachers, or other female ones for some underrated as fuck sweet cake yuri.
Alternatively or additionally you can try to do it with students, males and females of course. Be it by pulling them aside after class and putting the moves on them, or intentionally giving them bad marks and encouraging the parents to try home tutoring.
When you go to a student's home, the parents leave saying you'll have to double as a babysitter. Leaving the house all to you and the boy or girl you picked. Then of course you pitch the idea that instead of doing boring studying, you and the student play around in the bed for a while and you'll just raise the marks up (to where they should be).
Don't see why not. Or somewhere else if we really have to.
Just make an occasional thread, keep it fairly secret until it's like 50%+ done. The fun police can't stop what they don't know about. Secretive nature of the project is pretty shitty though, can't attract an audience that way, but in either case it'd be nice to finish a project for once. Even if it takes a couple years.
Tfw /a/ would never make t his.
I can write good smut but the only time it's straight is when I write from the perspective of the woman.
Everything else is either traps, dickgirls, or yuri.
>you will never get two girls pregnant at the same time
>they will never force you into an arrangement where they both lay claim to you and her friend moves in for convenience
>you'll never caress their stomachs as they swell with life and titties get fat'n milky
>you'll never spend your days breeding your sows and feeding directly from the sow's tap
I don't have alcohol to drown this feeling deep in my heart.
pls dont hate the office ladies
they are miracles too
Office ladies need love too, /a/non
It's natural to be attracted to healthy individuals
>healthy body type
Oh, don't be splitting hairs now.
God My Fucking Oh
How'd you feel if cc dumped you?
She's not THAT desperate, after all, to bond her life with irresponsible neurotypical manlet. You're also not too good with sex or cuddling either: you can't last for too long and do some stupid crap that hurts.
Don't worry one-san they are faggots out there that
are into old grills
I feel your pain. Have some tits to alleviate it.
That's why you need to go for an actual mother.
I'm not sure why that really stopped any of the interested people who are actually able to contribute to it, other projects typically just move to IRC or pirate pastes.
I agree with the mods that it the projects by people on /a/ don't need their own daily threads.