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Would you a desperate, experienced xmas cake?

>it's been over a decade since a Christmas cake won an anime
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>>112217681
Yeah sure why not she's pretty cute
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>>112217681
>You you a loose slut?
No.
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Yes.
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>>112217681
Fuck? Absolutely.
Marry? Probably not.
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>>112217681
When was the last one?

Rah Xephon?

I don't know if that counts.
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>>112217681
There's a really small gap between being legally okay to fuck and being christmass cake. All college graduates are, for example.
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"I...I Don't want to be alone tonight anon!"
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She has the looks but too bad she's a massive slut.
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>>112217681
>touching anything expired
nope
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>>112217958

Rahxephon or onegai teacher.

>on the rare occasion we get an xmas cake option, they have to pull plot bs to pretend it's a small age gap
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>>112217681
not this one, but I would hold hands with a better cake
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>>112218039
>onegai sensei

What a pile of shit. And I LIKE Christmas Cake/Teachers.

Hopefully Tomino succeeds in bringing about the onee-san Age.
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I'm so lonely I wouldn't resist the rape
>it's been over a decade since a Christmas cake won an anime
onegai sensei is so old? I am so old?
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>>112218115
>better
>posts slutcake
top kek anon
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Yes.
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>>112218199

12 years man. There are people posting on this board who weren't alive when it came out.
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Would you a mizugi cake?
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>>112218285
With my everything.
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>the only chrismas cake manga with an actual xmas cake end is written by someone who seems to really hate women
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>>112218351
Is he writing it or is it on hiatus?
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>>112218281
good! I love some 10 year old girls. the convinced clamed this post as a joke
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She's younger than me but not so young we have nothing in common, she's got an active sex drive to match my own, and she's not some fumbling virgin who's going to lie there like a dead fish?

Anon, you're describing my perfect woman.
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>>112218455
UxU is finished for quite some time now.
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>>112218285

You would REALLY like Aneki my sweet elder sister.

Has a xmas cake mizugi threesome
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>>112218519
How could I forget UxU.
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>>112218519

Did that manga writer one end? Quite literally bitches and whores.

The guy seems to like his noble, good hearted lead who was lead astray by scheming, manipulative women.
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When will she get doujins?
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>>112218611
He just hates women.
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>>112218199
what about that manga with the guy and the mind control birthmark wont that be getting an anime
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>>112217681
I'd fuck her like a beast for days on end.
I might even marry a pure aunty, but not that slut.
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A pure christmas cake would be better. That would be a rarity.
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>>112218742
An expired product can't be pure. But I would still eat it.
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>>112218526
Thanks for the recommendation.
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>>112218715

That's seriously getting an anime? Source. NOW.

Anyway, it's an older woman but the guy himself is mid twenties.
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>>112217681
In a fucking heartbeat.
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>>112218834
They're still ripe, not expired.
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>>112218729
A naughty aunty is fine too.
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>>112218834
Note the difference between:
>fermented, like cheese
Picture related

>rotten, like surstromming
OP related
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>>112219133

I wouldn't eat either.
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>>112219133
Drugged and raped, riiiiiiiiight.
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Left or Right?
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>>112219448
both
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>>112219133
Did exhentai search stop working?
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>>112219448
Id rather the beer since its been 2 year since we got beer here
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>>112219448
You only have one dick! inb4 gantz
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>>112219133
>flounder face
It's shit.
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>>112218729
>that doujin
fucking glorious
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>>112219051
Eva > Natsuhi > Kyrie > Shit > Rosa
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>>112219652
>>flounder face
>not liking glorious plain jane master race
Why do you keep living?
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There's a reason christmas cakes are single just saying.
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>>112218729
why doesn't real life have hot older women who randomly offer to take you out on dates and be the one to pay for everything and make all the effort to try and seduce you
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>>112219955
don't bee mean to poor Akane
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>>112219955
Why is that?
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>>112219998
Do you also want them to come to your own room and invite you?
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>>112219955
Why is that?
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>>112220050
no I wanna go to their place and be pampered
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>>112217681
Yes, I don't care I love christmas cake I lost my virginity to one and nothing compares to the sound of pounding cake flesh while watching those saggy sweaty cow tits bounce up and down.
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>>112219955
There's a reason best girl never wins
There's a reason for S2 never
There's a reason your waifu isn't real
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>>112220282
is there a reason for S3 never?
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>>112219955
Because they're rotten, smelly and disgusting by all means?
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>>112219558

Yes.
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>>112217681
Yep, I would. I'm a sucker for older women. Plus I love big titties
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I can understand christmas cake being rare in shounen but why the fuck is it so uncommon in Seinen too?

From what I gather Josei features more xmas cakes but that never gets translated.
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>>112218949
Kinda disappointed they didn't end up together at the end of the show.
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the series didn't even cover all of the ongoing material
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>>112217681
An experienced girl is fine too

I would tenderly make love to her, promise to stay with her forever, then cheat on her with her best friend later that day.
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>>112217958
>>112218039
Gundam SEED 73: Stargazer also had an implied romantic set-up at the end with Selene and Sven.

And Selene is older and basically a Cima who got a good end. I think that was back in 2005.
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>>112217681
If I'd been around the block a few times myself and just wanted to settle down with a nice girl who's as disinterested in the dating game as I am? Absolutely.

If I were a nice innocent boy who'd never been with a girl, probably not.

I don't think it's unreasonable for people to be in relationships with other people who have similar dating histories.
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>>112219955
Maybe from a 3D perspective, but not always 2D.
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I would ravage her like a horny dog, She was perfect throughout the show.

I wish we could get more.
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>>112221322
Is there anyone you wouldn't ravage lelouch
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>>112218165
Who is this Tomino you speak of and how can I support his holy crusade?
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>>112221577
Da Chiwawa
Kyouko
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Anime about cakes doing cakey things when?
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>>112221650
Never japs hate cakes
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>>112221714
Two nukes etc.
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>>112221889
I just don't get the hate for them makes no sense
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>>112221889
if we'd used more there probably wouldn't be any anime at all
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>>112221650

Not truly cakes but an Okusan manga would be immense
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>>112222001
http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/okusan-r6260/
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>>112218165
>What a pile of shit
Shit taste.

>>112218281
>There are people posting on this board who weren't alive when it came out.
I don't want to believe that.

>>112219955
Men in Japan are faggots.

>>112221322
>I would ravage her like a horny dog,
Not with your tiny dick you wouldn't, you little faggot.

>>112221585
>Who is this Tomino you speak of
No.
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>>112222001
>>112222086
Chapter 12 script is done, hopefully going to be typeset, redrawn and released this weekend.
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>>112217681
25-28 or older?
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>>112222436
Awesome!
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>>112222557
Serious spoilers ahead.

Things happen involving her having large boobs, and her large boobs causing abnormal situations in her everyday life.
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>>112222618
Also, she gets called Hyoutan island at some point
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>>112222618
She get's her fat ass stuck in things, doesn't she?
Multiple times
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>>112222716
>fat
It's not fat, it's filled with love.
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Behold! Only love can destroy jeans so effortlessly.
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>>112222701
That was last chapter anon. I'm talking about the next one.

>>112222716
Not this time. This one is pretty unique.
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>>112222850
Dat ass
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>25 is old

come on japan. what's the deal with this?
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>>112223106
25 is young, the concept of christmas cakes is dated. I still love them though.
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>>112223146
25 is basically when women become true adults

20-24 they're still college students faffing about
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>>112223146
/a/ why not just discuss your taste in women back in our thread like everyone else
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>>112223192
I agree, but my point is 25 isn't as old as it once was society wise. I think a "modern" christmas cake would be like 30 or 32.

>>112223211
sent :)
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>>112223265
you forgot the ^
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I wish i had a christmas cake to /ss/ with
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Past expiration date
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>>112223480
I would nail her but she smokes
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>>112223643
You got something against smoking, huh faggot?
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>>112223643
then just get her addicted to smoking your pole instead
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>>112217681
>Would you a desperate, experienced xmas cake?
The question is: would she a me?
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>>112223643
>>112223669
It's sexy in anime, but a disgusting white trash/minority habit in real life.
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>>112223721
Anime isn't real, so what's the issue?
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>>112223146
I still don't get why its a negative term though its so stupid.
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>>112223719
No one a you.

No would a anon.
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>>112223760
>Anime isn't real
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>>112223680
She's just SO OLD.
I think she'd break a hip if she tried sex.
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>>112223803
Dem vagina bones
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>>112223803
just take things slow and it should be fine
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who is the cutest christmas cake out of these 3?
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>>112223926
Nino. KnK had some great cake.
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>>112223926
Top is for marriage
Middle is for hanging out with and smoking opium
Bottom is for extramarital hatesex
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>>112223926
3 > 2 > 1, both 2 and 3 are great though.

The oldest sister is voice by nodame's VA though which is amazing.
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>>112224026
>extramarital hatesex

i like the way you think
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>>112223926
Pretty much all of knk's girls are best girls. Even the younger ones are good.

>>112224112
>>112224026
>hatesex

What? She wasn't evil/hateful, she was doing it for the greater good.
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>>112224026
Drink with Nino. Smoke opium with Ayaka. Become mormon and marry all 3.
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>>112224151
>>hatesex
It means the guy fucking her hates her.
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>>112223880
I dunno, she's just so ancient.
I think knitting is more fit for her.
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somebody post some Christmas cake doujins
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>>112224168
I could never be Mormon, because I don't believe in wearing underpants. Marrying all three does have its appeal though...
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>>112223926
3. By far 3. She's just the greatest.
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>>112224235
You worry too much. She can take it. She is trained for it.
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>>112224323
Create your own sect. It's all bullshit anyways.
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Christmas cake anime never.
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>>112224003
I need to start watching this
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>>112223926
1, no question about it.
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>>112224432
Blame the japs and their sit taste
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>>112224429
I'ma be a prophet, then I can make all the girls support me without looking like a deadbeat loser.
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>>112224151
>>112224392
Not a big fan of Izumi. Always seemed a little creepy. This scene was pretty hot though.
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>>112224432
Why are christmas cakes given cow tits? I mean I enjoy a nice rack but this shit is disgusting.
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>>112224432
>disgusting milf
>a christmas cake

good try
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>>112224432
>>112224529
Yeah. Not the best looking I've seen.
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>>112224527
That's how I like them. All enigmatic and shit. Makes my dick hard.
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>>112223926
Is there a better female pimp in all of anime? Ayaka does nothing but smoke opium and take lewd pictures all day.
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>>112224527
>a little creepy
That just makes her more rapeable.
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>>112224746
>implying you wouldn't be on the receiving end of said rape
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>>112224746
Dude, that bitch can breath out knock-out gas. If anyone's getting raped, it's you.
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>>112224817
>implying I wouldn't love it
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>>112224889
It's rape. By definition, she's doing something that you don't want.
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>>112224746
>>112224817
>sex with izumi
>power play
>she's scratching you all over
>you have to basically hold her down while you fuck her, meanwhile she's glaring hatefully at you and sometimes spitting at you
>when she's on top she's pounding your cock with her pussy and bitting you all over
>when you fuck her from behind you're pulling her hair like a street walking slut
>both of you cum, she calmly puts her clothes back and and doesn't say a word. leaves without saying goodbye

i mean...................sure i gues....
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>>112224950
I came
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>>112224950
>bitting you all over
>no sounding or CBT
0/10, see >>112224736
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>>112224950
I just want the whole Nase clan to run a train on my face.
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But anon, we are the Christmas cake now! I bet most of us are over 25.
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Reminder if a woman is older then 20 she's expired.
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>>112225021
Reminder that homosexuals browse /a/.
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>>112224950
Izumi over Nino? But why.
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>>112225021
Would you drink a nice bottle of wine without letting it age? Of course not.
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>>112225006
The difference is we were never desirable.
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>>112225058
/thread
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>>112222618
Goddamn women with breasts so large that it interferes with their daily lives is a major fetish for me. Release that shit ASAP or at least tell me where to get raws plz.
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>>112225097
And 2D women were never attainable
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>>112219998
It does. But they are usually the ones your parents and extended family will not approve of so you are stuck anyways.
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>>112224950
You. I like you. That's some good hatesex right there
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>>112225105
>Release that shit ASAP
My part is done. We're waiting on other things now.

>tell me where to get raws plz.
There's so much wrong with this I don't know where to begin.

>>112225098
At least /a/ is split. Japan's taste in women is disgusting.
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>>112225135
>Introducing your sugar mama to your actual mama
No.
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>>112225081
because izumi is a strong confident powerful woman while nino is a desperate sack of pathetic
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>>112225195
Is it strange that your sugar mama is actually poor and you have to support her?
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>>112224432
This is pretty close to what you want
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>>112224950
pls more
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>>112225000
even the gay brother?

though having mitsuki's delicious chub on my face would be a miracle of the universe
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>>112225327
Yeah, that kinda defeats the purpose of a "sugar mama"
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>>112225371
Especially the gay brother.
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>>112217966
>>112218115
>>112218266
>>112218285
>>112218729
>>112218949
>>112223192

Need sauce on these anime caps
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>>112225483
Jesus fucking christ, how new are you?
Just go back to whatever shithole you came from.
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>>112225483
Get out faggot
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>>112225483
Fuck off. Learn to Google newfriend.
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>>112219704
Sauce. I tried google but it says Tomoe Mami and when i search that it gives me headless meguccas.
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>>112217681
>it's been over a decade since a Christmas cake won an anime

Bullshit, that's impossible
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>>112225782
I distinctly remember her winning, and she arguably qualifies as a cake.
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>>112225371
Mitsuki is a future christmas cake. I hope someone makes a KnK VN or something.
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>>112224444
only worth it for the christmas cakes, and mitsuki.
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come on. its on sale
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>>112225880
Delicious Mizuho. 10/10.
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>>112225096
Would you drink a bottle of wine if it's already been drank by many other people?
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>>112225193
>Japan's taste in women is disgusting.

Compared to the amount of cuckolds in the west, you shouldn't be talking.
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>>112225483
10/10
You got them.
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>>112226401
Japs love NTR
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>>112226418
Maybe. But at least they don't practice it at the level of western cucks.
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>>112226358
Isn't it normal to share wine? Are you an alcoholic?
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>>112226401
>you shouldn't be talking.
When did I say "compared to X". I just said it was shit.

>>112226418
That's mostly Korea.
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kurokami was only like 2007 or so
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>>112226460
Drinking from the same bottle? I'm not talking about drinking the wine in a cup.

If you're comparing women to wine in terms of sex, you might as well make the comparison as raw as possible.
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>>112226460
And it's normal to share women. Are you an insecure puritan?
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>>112226465
>That's mostly Korea.
Yamato pls
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>>112226551
>Are you an insecure puritan?
>implying that's not most of /a/
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>>112226551
It's not normal to share women. Are you a disgusting tumblr slut who thinks they're a feminist?
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>>112226358
Your metaphor is all sideways. A woman isn't a passive object to be consumed, she's an active participant in events.

Who do you want to build your house: some kid fresh out of trade school that'll give you squeaky floors and uneven stairs, or someone who's driven enough nails that she knows how to hold a hammer?
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>>112226509
But that's a bad analogy. Eventually you will run out of wine. Also what plebeian drinks straight from the bottle?
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>>112226741
>Your metaphor is all sideways.
And you're boiling down love to "How good are they at sex this very second".
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>>112226781
>having sex with ammeters.
No thank you.
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>>112217681
you shitin me? i would her no matter what shade of crazy shes puttin out!
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>>112226741
Say that to >>112225096

>>112226749
>Eventually you will run out of wine

You're not making any sense. Stop trying too hard.

>>112226717
And it's not normal to go for older women either. Case closed.
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>>112226843
>Having sex with sluts
Not in this lifetime.
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>>112217681
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimson_Spell
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>>112226864
>And it's not normal to go for older women either.
I'm about to turn 24. What's wrong with going for women my own age?
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Who fucking wouldn't?
However not in 3D, since those are the most disgusting, disfigured hambeasts.
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>>112226717
It's totally normal for people to have multiple partners over the course of their lives, and it always has been. Stop shouting tumblr to cover up for the fact that you're stuck in the 19th century.

>>112226864
>And it's not normal to go for older women either. Case closed.
Captain normal here. Brilliant.
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>>112225752
first foolz link gives it
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>>112226985
It was normal for women because they are property to be passed around between warring tribes
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>>112226985
>It's totally normal for people to have multiple partners over the course of their lives, and it always has been. Stop shouting tumblr to cover up for the fact that you're stuck in the 19th century.
In slut land America, sure.
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>>112225578
I'm an oldfag, haven't watched the past couple years of anime so I don't know these shows
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>>112227108
No, it always has been. Always. There have just been periods when people were hypocrites and pretended it wasn't so.
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>>112226939
And I'm getting close to 36. A woman in her late 20s is a nice younger catch.
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>>112227108
People have always committed adultery and casual sex.

I don't like it either but at the end of the day, humans are just a bunch of naked apes driven by urges more so than reason.
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>>112223926
KyoAni makes the best cakes.
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>>112226939
I'm about to be 24 and I'm still a virgin...I wonder how many women my age are in the same boat as me?
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>>112227159
A message from: Single mothers
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>>112227348
0. Literally 0. Assuming by "the same boat" you mean involuntarily a virgin. Because any girl that wants to have sex has done so by the time they're 14. Maybe 17 if they're really ugly.
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>>112227353
Proud to be a boy. Can't wait for REISUB or whatever that shit they inject into your vas defrens is called. Clinical trials take waaay too long.
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>>112227353
Extremely desperate and bitter single mothers
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>>112227353
Small wonder they're single.
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>>112227448
Most men can get laid if they actually try as well, I was going along with the apathetic attitude towards it and then realizing you're not a teenager anymore and most of your peers are in steady long term relationships or starting to have kids.

It's kind of a scary thought really, the early-mid 20s is a strange part of your life.
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>>112227353
You don't want to be a mother fucker. It's a phrase for a reason.
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>>112227643
No, that refers to someone who fucks his own mother. Just,
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>>112227595
Harder for most men.
IT doesn't help that you have some men who will fuck almost anything with a pussy. even if it's a girl that looks like a horse beaten in the face too many times, or just Shamo.
Then you see these ugly girls start thinking they are hot and wanted and act like bitches.

Really, it's disgusting.
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>>112223643
Kate pls your anime ending was shit.
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>you will never get more christmas cakes, milfs, or realistic plots involving sex because 99% of otaku are Madonna complex faggots who shit the bed the moment a 2D (or even a fucking seiyuu) girl isn't a virgin

That includes most of you as well. This isn't your grave, /a/, it's the future you chose.
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>>112227877
>posting kawaii doll don't even his creator likes

TOP KEK
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>>112227353
>Men get married
>Men raise someone's else's kids.
hahahaha, fuck no.
I do agree with the other stuff though.
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>>112227480
what
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>>112222850
I must marry her.
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>>112228061
vasalgel + prophylactic retrovirals = new sexual revolution
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>>112227877
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>>112217681
>experienced
No.
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>>112221650
>>112221889
Man she was so fucking best, no contest.
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>>112227159
>No, it always has been. Always
It really hasn't. There are still plenty of cultures where people only enter relationships when they're serious about marriage. My parents were never in a serious relationship before they started dating, and they don't really want me to whore around and marry someone who's done the same. I have plenty of other friends who are from different parts of the world whose cultures are the same.

>>112227208
My nigga. Good to know it's not all children here.

>>112227309
>People have always committed adultery and casual sex.
And? I never said those people don't exist, but this other retard is pretending every person alive has multiple partners and that's the norm. Are we going to pretend that people who commit such acts weren't chastised in their respective societies?

>>112227348
You're just waiting for right girl. Better get a move on soon though, unless you're in Japan: the land of Christmas Cakes you might run out your clock.

>>112227448
>Assuming by "the same boat" you mean involuntarily a virgin
This is correct. Any girl I've met that was older and still a virgin did it by choice.

>>112227595
>the early-mid 20s is a strange part of your life.
Yes it is. It's the first time you can't consider yourself a kid really.
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>>112219955
>>112223106
Pretty sure both of them aren't 25.
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>>112217681
>experienced

I dunno, I'm a virgin. I feel like I would just finish too fast, she would leave disappointed and I would leave embarassed.
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>>112227877
If you want a story about sluts being sluts, read josei manga about cheating housewives. If you weren't a complete fucking pleb of the variety that spouts shit about the industry while having no fucking idea what they're talking about, you'd realize that your "realistic" plots already exist and you aren't reading them because you're a fucking low powerlevel faggot.
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>>112227353
lol this image
>slut around with bad boys
>laugh at boring "losers"
>bad boy gets you pregnant and surprise, ditches you
>suddenly no man wants to sleep with you and you have no idea how to provide for yourself, let alone for a kid
>take to the internet to do what you always do in times of trouble, cry and throw a hissyfit until somebody fixes everything for you

man am I glad i've evolved past 3D
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Well, I'm officially a christmas cake myself as of a month ago, so yes, yes I would. Dating some girl who's still in college would creep me out anyway.
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>>112228090
oh uh ok
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>>112228549
men can't be christmas cakes
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>>112228351
That's the beauty of christmas cakes anon. They're so desperate for affection they don't care. She'll just "ara ara", and cuddle you after cleaning up your load.
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>>112228549
>See college students
>They look the same age as me and my friends
>Realize there's a real age gap between us and they talk and act like children
Holy shit. When did I get old?
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>>112225578
Are you implying there are people on this board right now who watched KnK and BwMK?
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>>112228649
>See college students
>They look the same age as me and my friends
>Realize there's no age gap between us and they talk and act like children
What does this make me?
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>>112228287
>It really hasn't. There are still plenty of cultures where people only enter relationships when they're serious about marriage. My parents were never in a serious relationship before they started dating, and they don't really want me to whore around and marry someone who's done the same. I have plenty of other friends who are from different parts of the world whose cultures are the same.
Im 22, kissless, virgin, and proud. Just started working, and will search a girl when the time has come, no need to whore myself for no reason other than "all my friend arent virgin since 1945". [/blog]
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>>112228709
That you need to go to a better college.

How old are you?
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>>112228287
I feel like I'm starting to slip away from my youth since I'm working full time now and I get these strange thoughts in my head about wanting to be in a relationship with someone. I never had those urges when I was in college, maybe it's just hormones or something.

I don't even know where to meet other like minded people now that I'm out of college though, I never liked bars and I doubt I'd find anyone worthwhile at a TCG club or something.
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>>112228709
a better person than them
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>>112228649
Thats the curse of old age. When you are young you think you are so awesome and mature, then you turn 25 and look back at your 16yo self and think "Jesus Christ they let that little retard drive?!?"
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>>112228632
They're just desperate for a babydaddy.

And odds are if they were still single at that age, once they've got a baby you'll be nothing more to them than a talking child-support check.
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>>112228408
Most josei manga are just as afraid of sex as any other manga.

>If you weren't a complete fucking pleb of the variety that spouts shit about the industry while having no fucking idea what they're talking about
Project harder.
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>>112228632
i need a christmas cake in my life
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>>112228851
Then dont get her pregnant you retard.
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>>112228851
I feel like your confusing 2d for 3d.
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>>112228812
>depressed since I was 12
>never cared about sports, popularity, social networks or anything other kids obsessed over
>could only think of how stupid and useless I was and dread how bleak and stress-filled life was looking as I got older
>tfw born old
or maybe I was just autistic

either way I wish I had an arrogant, stupid happy youth to look back on
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>>112229009
are you me?
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>>112228764
Good for you. Don't settle for something you don't want.

>>112228781
>I never liked bars and I doubt I'd find anyone worthwhile at a TCG club or something.
If you're looking for a wife material girl at a bar or club, you should just kill yourself.

Best thing is to have friends who have friends or sisters, go to the gym, meet someone at work or find other hobbies that can put you around nice likeminded people who you can actually have a conversation with. Also lift weights. You'll get attention from sluts, but you'll also get more attention from nice girls.

>>112228812
I looked back on age 16 and thought holy shit I love my friends and I'm so happy we got to spend all that time together and make those memories. I wouldn't trade it for anything and I'm thrilled they're stil la part of my life and we can continue being happy together.

>>112228901
There are a million josei manga about casual sex. Stop being stupid and learn moon.

>>112229009
You just sound angsty. Cheer up.
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>>112228924
Never underestimate a woman who's biological clock is nearly ticked out. They'll poke holes in condoms, collect spilled semen from the sheets or anywhere they can find, suck you off and pretend to swallow only to hide some under their tongue and spit it into a turkey baster later. Theres no end to their tricks
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>>112217681
Milfs are the greatest. Milfs dressing and acting cute is my fetish.
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>>112220982
I know that feeling my negro
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>>112229169
That sounds hot. Would read comedic h-manga about it.
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>>112229086
>There are a million josei manga about casual sex. Stop being stupid and learn moon.
Not him, but I want some fucking anime that get subbed.
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>>112229009

You weren't born old, you were just born as someone better than the fucking idiotic majority of kids.
You have the right idea about life. The only people that are actually happy about life are living a lie without knowing it.
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>>112229169
Let her have the kid she wants, it's not a big deal. Just find one who has a doormat personality. She'd be too pathetic to think about leaving you and you would have a glorified roommate that you can have sex with once or twice a year who now shares your last name.

It doesn't seem that bad...provided you can deal with her.
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>>112229349
>better
I'd say the person who can actually enjoy life, blissfully unaware of any problems with the world or their own stupidity, is the really ones who was "born better"
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>>112229288
Milfs should act their age, if I wanted an 18 year old I'd fap to an 18 year old.
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>>112229441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4A1haySbx8

You need some Jesus
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>>112229441

Stupidity =/= Better. If everyone was aware of how terrible life really is, people would be more tolerable.
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>>112229473
18 year olds don't have a milf's body. Plus there's the embarrassment side to it. Not that milfs acting their age is bad.
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>>112227149
If you were an oldfag, you wouldnt be so stupid as to not use imagesearch.
You would also know we dont condone spoonfeeding.
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>>112228287
>every person alive has multiple partners and that's the norm.

That's not what normal means. Besides, the line between having multiple partners at one time and being "serial" monogamous is thin and not something that should people should proudly defend.
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>>112229709
>the line between having multiple partners at one time and being "serial" monogamous is thin and not something that should people should proudly defend.
Welcome to the "Slut Pride" world of feminists
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I want a Christmas cake to have her way with me so bad. I want her to get on top of me and grind the fuck out of my dick while smothering me with her tits. She's on the pill so no condom.

>Ara ara you sure came a lot
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>>112227595
>most of your peers are in steady long term relationships or starting to have kids.
>most

That's just false.
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>>112224412
Yeah, just make sure she takes her fucking Metamucil first.
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>>112229781

You talking shit about Metamucil? It does the job, and when my diet consists of nothing but garbage 24/7 it's needed.
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>>112229473
>Not wanting to let a Milf relive her teen years again.
Gee anon its like you WANT them too keeping suffering.
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>>112229748
>on the pill


wheres the fun in that
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>>112229748
>Ara ara anon, are you sure you are okay with an older women like me?
>I'm older enough to be your mother, and I will never be like if those cute girls you dated in high school.
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>>112229951
>its like you WANT them too keeping suffering.
well yeah how else do you keep them desperate and loyal
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>>112229748

seconded

>she will never shove your face in her huge tits and tease you when you get a boner
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>>112229288
If only that doujin had anal.

>>112229307
They'll get there. And then Brains Base will animate season 2, right?
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>>112229592
>Those healthy stomachs and tits
God damnit anon I just fapped.
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>>112229288
>>112229592
I didn't know women so old could still be capable of moe, but look at that.
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>>112229986

A child will result in less sex.
Fuck that.

>>112230043
>low cut top
>The moment when she takes it off to reveal a nice set and a cute stomach
>"You like stomachs? You're so weird~"
>Let's me kiss it
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>>112230208
It's not like a child is guaranteed, especially at her age. A bit or danger, every round being a gamble, is what really makes it exciting
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>>112230208

That feel when Christmas Cake gets you so revved up you post the wrong reaction image.

>>112230286

I'm not the gambling type. I like being able to bust nuts with no consequence.
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>>112230043
>those cute girls you dated in high school
>implying
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Are there any manga about Xmas Cake seducing other Xmas Cake?
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>>112230360
>I'm not the gambling type
Are you sure? It can be really fun. Surly just trying it once couldn't hurt.
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>>112230537
I've been warned of your type
>>112229169
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What happened to this?
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>>112230470
>That feel when she's adorably happy that she's your first
>Hand on cheek doushio~
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>>112229897
No no, you take it because you eat like a fucking pig. She has to take it because her bones are so brittle that she might not be able to make it to bingo night if she doesn't.
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>>112218611
/a/ the manga?
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>>112228041
Well yeah, it's all wisdom that's been passed down for generations among men. She just regurgitated all the stuff about what makes a man and then shoehorned her "I need someone who will be a doormat and shoulder the burden of someone else's mistake" agenda into it.
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>>112218165
tfw rewatched onegai teacher 10 times in a row
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>>112230644

I don't know but there needs to be more VNs and dating sims about Xmas cake.

>Grocery shopping with your older housewife girlfriend
>Helping your drunk businesswoman girlfriend into her pajamas and tucking her in.
>Helping a widow learn to love again

Alternatively
>Nukige with nothing but Xmas cake who fight (sometimes literally) and compete for your attention in a mostly comedic manner.
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>>112231052
The possibilities are endless.
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>>112231052
>I don't know but there needs to be more VNs and dating sims about Xmas cake.
I don't know of any
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http://exhentai.org/g/520986/8caa8a60a5/
translation never.
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>>112231161

There's a good one I played some years ago that was in English but I forgot the name. It was about 3-4 housewives,you fooled around with one while on vacation then you meet her again later on.
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>>112230644
It failed miserably. There will never be another Kawata Shoujo. Niggers wanted Yakusa alien delinquents, so it got canceled at launch.
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>>112231207
>Futa
No thank you
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>>112231258
>Yakusa alien delinquents
Sounds like shit
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>>112231258
>Yakusa alien delinquents

There's always has to be a LOL SO RANDUM XD faggot that ruins everything.
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I'm 27. Of course there's only delicious cake for me now.
As if I could get any. But hell, if I could...
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>>112231323
>>112231339
Its still around if you want to take a gander, I was halfway though in writing a draft for the Tomboyish onii-san. I stopped writing it a couple of days ago because of how fruitless it became.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RwtP2OH9RYAmoSDJ-XQDxaH_5z2Kzj5l1JFl9Gx5lMM/edit?pli=1#heading=h.l61hywywjmas
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>>112231476

That's a shame. There's a lot of good stuff here.
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>>112233567
Welcome to the future, anon.
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>>112233567
yes also I came across that gif and just wanted some reason to post it
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>>112230786
Get on my level man! Miki and all her daughters!
Still, for "a show for pedos" it had some seriously nice older women.
TFW I'm not much younger the Nanako.
>>112217681
Mmm...Muyumi.
Who, apparently WAS married supposedly at one point and just had no interest in her husband and so ended up being Mayumi...if I remember right.
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>>112233737
Oh God is this from a full hentai OVA?
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>>112231258
...Huh?
I was too busy staring at the hot chick to realize what you said the first time.
But this is exactly why we can't have nice things, because the people don't want what they think they want.
Thankfully KS didn't go for that.
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>>112230043
>old enough to be my mother
Threadly reminder that the average anon is in the same age group as a Christmas Cake.
>>
Inexperienced is fine too
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>>112233926
VN with gifs.
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>>112233989
Inexperienced is better, I'd prefer not to have someone who's expecting something of me.
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>>112233989
CR ruined this manga forever.
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>>112232985
>>112231476

Fuck yes. I've been told I can write decent smut, but i'll never claim to be a full on writefag, but would indeed be willing to contribute or do something for a project like that.
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>>112234336
Christmas cakes don't have performance expectations from you though. They get off on teaching you, and turning into a personal fucktoy that knows precisely how and when to push her buttons.
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>>112234662
Should we just circulate it around /a/ and hope for the best again?
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>>112218039
Does Rahxephon have an actual christmas cake end? Like do they kiss or something?

I'm tempted to pick this up just for this but don't want to be disapointed if it's just a passing glance win.
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>>112234883
I'm afraid Katawa shoujo, and the current state of /a/ aren't going to help things. I wish you luck, but the fun police will shut you down faster than you can say christmas cake.
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>>112234801
I'm gay, so having sex with women isn't pleasurable for me but I think women are beautiful and love the feeling of power you get when you push a woman down and make her cum with your cock. Fucking men is a more even experience for me.

Because of this I often fuck women, usually older cougars that are all over my young, faggot look. I can keep it going for so long because that shit does nothing for me.
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>>112234995
>inb4 Yakuza alien delinquents.
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>>112235015
what
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>>112234982
He does a lot more than that...

Rahxephon is a weird show though, I don't know if you can really consider her to be a Christmas cake.
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>>112229288
>>112229592
So, was he a manipulative sadist, or an asshole with a heart of gold?
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>>112235015
I think you might just be bi dude. I'm straight but the thought of fucking another man wouldn't be like "yeah whatever, I don't really like or dislike this", it'd be like "fuck this is unpleasent I really want to stop this"
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>>112217681
>not pure CC who want to know the joy's of being wooed.
Neh.
>>
>guy's wife cheats on him and leaves him for his boss
>guy's aunt seduces him to try and help him get over her
>wife's mom comes with a letter and divorce papers to ask what happened
>aunt explains things and gets wife's mom to fuck guy
>Boss' wife that guy's wife stole shows up to try and kill guy
>aunt seduces her too
>trio of cake
>there will never be an animated hentai with this great a premise again
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Tfw no Christmas Cake VN where you play a 28 year old virgin cake teacher who does home tutoring as a side job. You'd be able to try and sleep with other male teachers, or other female ones for some underrated as fuck sweet cake yuri.

Alternatively or additionally you can try to do it with students, males and females of course. Be it by pulling them aside after class and putting the moves on them, or intentionally giving them bad marks and encouraging the parents to try home tutoring.

When you go to a student's home, the parents leave saying you'll have to double as a babysitter. Leaving the house all to you and the boy or girl you picked. Then of course you pitch the idea that instead of doing boring studying, you and the student play around in the bed for a while and you'll just raise the marks up (to where they should be).
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>>112235231
Alright I'm sold.

What subs should I use for Rahxephon?
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>>112235592
>That ass
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>>112234995

Don't see why not. Or somewhere else if we really have to.
>>112234883

Just make an occasional thread, keep it fairly secret until it's like 50%+ done. The fun police can't stop what they don't know about. Secretive nature of the project is pretty shitty though, can't attract an audience that way, but in either case it'd be nice to finish a project for once. Even if it takes a couple years.
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>>112235529
im gonna need a name
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>>112235592
Tfw /a/ would never make t his.
I can write good smut but the only time it's straight is when I write from the perspective of the woman.

Everything else is either traps, dickgirls, or yuri.
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>>112229748
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>>112217952
>>112221105
At least i look at the bright side. She has so much experience with this kind of disilusions she'll be able to recover fast from it.
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>>112235594
OZC was the only group that did the blu rays...they use the NA release subs I believe. ADV subbed it I think.
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>>112235592
>tutoring one of the loli students
>invite her to play on the bed
>make her lift her skirt
>bulge
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>>112235887

>you will never get two girls pregnant at the same time
>they will never force you into an arrangement where they both lay claim to you and her friend moves in for convenience
>you'll never caress their stomachs as they swell with life and titties get fat'n milky
>you'll never spend your days breeding your sows and feeding directly from the sow's tap

why live?
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>>112217681
>experienced xmas cake
Christmas cakes aren't experienced.
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>>112233989
>not just taking her anal virginity and being her "first" anyway.
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>>112236475
>you will never take every virginity a christmas cake was born with
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>>112217966
and that would be it, all sense of willpower crushed in an instant

just the illusion of intimacy would be enough
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>>112228351
actually, she would probably find that really endearing and then Mrs. Robinson you until you knew what you were doing
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>>112236662
I don't have alcohol to drown this feeling deep in my heart.
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Anything but office ladies. Daily coexistence with their kind made me hate them with all my might.
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>>112237782
pls dont hate the office ladies
they are miracles too
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>>112237782
All they needed was for you to pump your cum into their desperate pussies. That's all.
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>>112237819
>>112237782
Office ladies need love too, /a/non
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>>112237782
>hating OL
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>>112237819

Why does that stomach type turn me on so much? I just wanna kiss around her belly button and grip her love handles gently.
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>>112238212
It's natural to be attracted to healthy individuals
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>>112238212

Skinny bitches are more likely to miscarry.
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>>112236076
Yes.
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>>112238276
>That little bit of muffin top
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>>112238276
>scars
>eyepatch
>healthy body type
>jean shorts
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>>112221889
Wow this picture gave me a sad. :<
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>>112238276
Needs longer hair.
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>>112239255
Fuck your dubs, you're wrong.
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CCOTYAY
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>>112217681
Do you even need to ask?
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>>112237819
Office lady.
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350+ posts of christmas cakes thread

What happened to /a/?
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>>112239950
/a/ finally saw the light and embraced a lonely CC.
That, or we're just really, really lucky.
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>>112239387
Never.
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Make a cake happy, put a ring on it!
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dont forget old school cake
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>>112239950
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>>112239950
Are you fucking stupid? Have you never seen an /ss/ thread or an oneesan/incest thrusdays thread?
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>>112240081
>hating the elegance of an older woman
Son. Are you homosexual?
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>>112222618
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>>112240351
that happiness
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>>112240869
She deserves it.
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>>112240351
thats not cake, thats miki.
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>>112240542
I still don't know if this is an actual VN or just a mock-up.
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>>112240865
>responding to a post that old

I'm still here and now you're getting more spoilers. Nonomiya makes a comment about Okusan and Miwa's large boobs.
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>>112241058
Oh, don't be splitting hairs now.
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>>112235015
Fuck off you disgusting creep.
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>>112241159
Damnit anon, how did you know I read this today?
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>>112218285
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIICK


IT'S BEGGING TO LET IT FREE
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>>112241294
I hope you also read some Karma Tatsurou.
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>>112241384
I did actually. My tags today were milf and anal.
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>>112241423
Muh niqqa. Try some Agata.
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>>112241534
I hope you're not implying that I haven't looked at every piece of manga and doujinshi that has those tags on sadpanda.
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>>112241423
Naughty, cakey aunts are the best. http://g.e-hentai.org/g/542951/ba0b9f1905/
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>>112228499
>evolved

You call that evolution? It's a devolution!
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>>112229009
How often do you fap? I'm just interested.
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>>112241758
God fucking damnit I read that one too because a page was posted earlier.

>>112241852
You need to leave now.
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>>112241960
>>112228499
>>112241852
>Not having your 2D fetishes bleed into your 3D ones.

No, it didn't make me a normalfag. It made me worse than before.
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God My Fucking Oh
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>>112242189
Not such a slut but a lying slut
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How'd you feel if cc dumped you?
She's not THAT desperate, after all, to bond her life with irresponsible neurotypical manlet. You're also not too good with sex or cuddling either: you can't last for too long and do some stupid crap that hurts.
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>>112222557
what the fuck is wrong with her hand, god damm.
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>>112242318
I've been sitting here this whole time waiting for someone to comment so I can call them an idiot.

That's Kirara's leg, not Okusan's arm you idiot.
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>>112242408
That's a pretty fucking bad foot.
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>>112242544
No it's not, she's a small child.
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>>112242588
Did you look at it?
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>>112223782

Did he actually say that?
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>>112225021

Over 20 isn't expired...
I'd say more around 28-32

That's when it all goes down hill for them from there.
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>>112243005
maybe for waito piggu women
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>>112225021
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>>112217681
So she does not win?
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>>112243197
One-san explain my boner then
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>>112243554
Because she's top tier waifu material. She's even tiny and cute.

Please tell me you've read the wizards birthday.
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>>112243586
No
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>>112225021
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>>112243681
Don't worry one-san they are faggots out there that
are into old grills
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>tfw no older woman to smothet you in love and her tits
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>>112243761
I feel your pain. Have some tits to alleviate it.
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>>112243673
Go fucking read it.

>>112243681
It's fine he's gay.
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>>112243796
thanks, it helps somewhat
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>>112217681
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>>112217681
Rina Satou?! You sure are pushing it destiny!
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>>112241124
/a/ was on the verge of getting shit started, but mods shut it down quickly.
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>>112244068
Why?
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>>112233943
That's why you need to go for an actual mother.
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>>112244181
Because they literally hate fun.
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>>112244181
>no fun allowed.
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>>112244230
>>112244242

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4A1haySbx8
For all you niggas
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>>112244068
I'm not sure why that really stopped any of the interested people who are actually able to contribute to it, other projects typically just move to IRC or pirate pastes.

I agree with the mods that it the projects by people on /a/ don't need their own daily threads.
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Remember Terminator Mom Anon?
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"Oh, are you leaving? I know it's late, and I have to take this call, but can you hang back for a little bit?"
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>>112227353
>raise someone's else

no, fucking no
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>>112244952
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>>112244952
>>112245021

I work in Japan and I sit next to a petite, short-haired, super busty OL. She's married with kids, but fantasizing's free.
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>>112244952
y-yes ma'am.
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