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Do you think they ever fucked or is Kirito a virgin?

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Do you think they ever fucked or is Kirito a virgin?
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Glop thread? Glop thread.
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glop
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Of course they did.
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Technically he's still a virgin because virtual =/= real life
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>>112001640
They could have fugged in real life as well.
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>>112001660
I doubt it. I don't think Asuna ever visited Kirito's house and her mom is a bitch.
Unless Agil lets them do the nasty in his bar.
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>>112001439
cybersex doesn't count as losing your virginity
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>>112001760
That's a shame, otherwise I would have lost mine in a 3some with a highschool girl and a lesbian lolicon.
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>>112001741
They do it in the hospital
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>>112001660
My memory's fuzzy, but if I remember rightly the LN mentions that Asuna's spent a couple of nights at Kirito's place. Sugu must be suffering, hearing her Onii-chan and his girlfriend going at it all night
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Didn't his sister rape him in his sleep? that doujin is canon fuck you
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>>112001439
after alo they probably had a irl allnight glopsession
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What is glop?
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>>112002789
google it
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someone post the goddamn scene in the LN
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>>112002789
>glop
1.
>gl├Ąp
>noun: glop
>a sticky and amorphous substance, typically something unpleasant.
2.
>A massive a cum session
>That bitch got Glopped on.
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TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN
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>>112002847

this is good speed reading exercise
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I liked their relationship.
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>>112001439
See 16.5, 16.6, and 16.7.

I assume 16.8 also ends in sex.
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>>112003008
But that's just a troll and not actually in the LN.
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>>112003709
lol
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>>112001921
She probably masturbated furiously to the sounds though
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>>112003009
It's a good demonstration of how humans read words in their whole and not just the individual letters.
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>>112001439
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>>112003562
amateurish teenager's romance/intimacy is better than non-existent intimacy in anime
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>>112001660
They are Japanese.
They don't know what reproduction is. Probably thought it was just a nice ingame feature,
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>>112003906
Holy shit those eyelashes on Kirito, they're so feminine.
With a bit of editing that could totally be a yuri pic.
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>>112002847
What did Asuna mean when she said
"Stop I'm going to go crazy"

My taiwanese ex gf use to say the same thing during sex and I never thought about it.

Why crazy?
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>>112001439
Imagine having to clean up after that wet dream in Kirito's hospital bed. Gross.
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>>112003906
Basically this. Their relationship may not have been that interesting, but at least it actually went somewhere.
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>>112001439
They fucked in VR and real life.
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>>112001741
She visited his house plenty of times.
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>>112003906
>>112004324
>asuna_embracing_kino.jpg
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Well, yeah, obviously.

Considering Kuroyukihime is their daughter, I'd say chances of Kirito having had sex with Asuna are pretty high.
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>>112001439
I wonder if Asuna's the one doing the dual wielding during sex.
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>>112004459
>gross
Fucking faggot.
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>>112004386
Sensory overload
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>>112004566
>asuna_embracing_kino.jpg
What a great yuri crossover that would be.
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>>112004635
>Considering Kuroyukihime is their daughter

I'm down with this head canon.
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2 years worth of semen
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>>112004736
While never explicitly stated, it's been heavily implied since the very beginning. It's all but confirmed.
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2 years worth of semen
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>>112004793
>>112004841
Epic meme
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>>112004736
>head canon
It's all very well, but what if she ever made level 10 and finally met the person responsible for Brain Burst. "Oh, hi Dad" wouldn't really make a good end when she was really looking for the answer to the ultimate question.
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GLOP GLOP GLOP
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>>112004849
Ayy lmao
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>>112004808
I don't really follow the LN discussions that much, but I was under the impression that there was another character that was heavily hinted at being related to Kirito (Graphite Edge?).
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>>112004808
I've only watched the show, how was this implied? Just by connecting the dots with the creator of Brain Burst to being Kirito?

I mean since when was it even the same universe?
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>>112004808
So Kirito invented the neck piece that everyone is wearing?
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>>112005101

It's the same universe. A brief scene where Haru is looking up VR equipment shows several pieces of "old" equipment that were used by the characters in SAO for their immersion technology.

>>112005107

Probable, since that is his goal.
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Make up your fucking mind, /a/. SAO was the most hated show on this board, possibly even more so than Naruto, Yet it's by far the most discussed show this season so far, and it's not even shitposting.

You could argue that there's a lot of people on /a/ and the haters and the ones that watch and talk about the show right now aren't the same people, but we're not really fooling anyone with that, are we?


I haven't even seen SAO myself and have no opinion of it but this hypocrisy is retarded.
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>>112002847

How many pages was that?
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>>112004849

Glop
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>>112005107
In the last few novels of SAO the technology used in AccelWorld is shown as some sort of super secret stuff to train AIs.
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>>112003884
holy hell i read the whole damm thing and i was sorely dissapointing when I reached the glopping
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>>112005315
It's not as popular as the first season and there are other shows to shitpost about this season.
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>>112004459
what is a catheter
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>>112005266
>It's the same universe. A brief scene where Haru is looking up VR equipment shows several pieces of "old" equipment that were used by the characters in SAO for their immersion technology.
I thought that was an anime-only funny reference.
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>>112005107
He's been involved in testing it's precursor, but he's not THE inventor by any means.
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>>112004459
Pretty sure nurse Aki enjoyed doing that.
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>>112003562
Honestly thought it was one of the best ones in a while. Seemed fairly organic, and while there was some awkwardness there, it wasn't any of the fucking clueless bullshit we see so often.
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>>112004736
It would explain why Haru is set up to be her boyfriend.
He has superior reaction time genes. Just like her father.
Kirito probably wants to use some eugenics to breed future generations of hyper-reactive people.
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>>112005107
As of volume 9, he wanted to work on the development of the Brain Implant Chip, i.e. what Noumi and that other black color guy used.
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>>112005460

Might be weird since SAO is done by A-1 and Accel World was Sunrise. Not that A-1 and Sunrise don't have ties or anything, but it would still be kind of weird.

Considering the numerous hints and clues beyond this one, though, I would say that there was purpose to all this.
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>>112002847
Was a good reading exercise, I endured it just to read the "2 years worth o0f semen"
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>>112002847
It's impressive how fast humans can read. A lot of people read as fast as the voice in their head speaks the words, but with speed reading, it's completely different. I can't describe it, but it was fun.
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>>112002847
Eh, according ot this they can't make an avatar from another genre than their own and GGO confirm this, then why at the begin of SAO there was a few traps in the game? I can remember an old man and a guy with a girl avatar.
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>>112003884
I can't believe I read all of that
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>>112005973
>Applying later rules to the five hours of the first game where Kayaba was tricking everyone
Yeah, I wonder why.
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>>112005973

I thought it was mentioned that, in the original code, you absolutely could, but that you also had to do a fully body scan. This was all done so Kaiyaba could force people to "be themselves" in his "new world". He wanted real humans to be God of, not avatars. It was basically a bait and switch.

Future incarnations of games based on the World Seed is based on Kaiyaba's "fixed" version of the software, which included the removal of gender option.
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>>112005804
They're both written by Kawahara.
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>>112006167
So any chance Kirito's related to Kuroyukihime?
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>>112004736
It would explain a lot. KYH's avatar is black and sharp because her dad is dark and edgy.
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>>112006167

We're discussing the anime adaptations, not the original LNs.
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>>112006167
>Don't really like SAO
>Watch Accel World
>"haha, this is a good alternative to SAO. It's so much better and superior than that other piece of garbage."
I felt like such a dumbass.
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>>112001660
He's too beta for that, they barely hold hands in real life.
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>>112003884
There was a weird bit at the start there where my brain was unfamiliar with the word Salemburg and stalled for a second, and then I had a huge backlog of words piling up in my head. Freaky.

Also egads that chewing on nipples.
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>>112001439
>16yo, lewd as shit, getting 'married', living together
>not fucking as soon as they could in the real world
>2 years glopping
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>>112006360

Why? Accel World was written later, after the author had built up some experience. There's nothing wrong with thinking it is a better concept than SAO. It's not like Spielberg always created great movies or anything.
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>>112005494
>testing
So despite all that effort to educate himself and become an inventor, he is still "that guy who we respect for some reason because he used to be good at a videogame"?
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>>112006301
That seems to be the top theory, but that would mean that Kirito and Asuna would be shitty parents, and that KYH would've attacked her older "sister", android Yui. My money's on Graphite Edge being Kirito and Asuna's son.
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>>112006507
There wouldn't be that much. You know Kirito's nurse was jerking him off every night.
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>>112001984
>All Fatalpulse is now canon.
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>>112005951
wat

Why would you ever read as fast as you speak?
That doesn't even make sense.
As a child I was disturbed because I couldn't stop reading after I understood the concept. I had to look away from billboards because my subconsciousness would automatically read.
I don't want to imagine how painful that would have been at talking speed.
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>>112006541
It's funny.
Most writers get better over time.

William Gibson, who basically started the idea of cyberpunk (Which was latter supplemented by Blade Runner's visual style), is only known for his first book, which was objectively worse than his later ones.
And that's the book that changed our entire world. It's possible that our lives would be very different without William Gibson's first and worst novel.
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>>112006992
People have dumb habits like re-reading sentences. The way to become a fast reader is to deal with your bad habits.
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>>112004635
As much as I like her character, I'd hate for this to be true
Wasn't her family an unhappy one? That'd mean our favorite Gary stu and bitch had a terrible falling out

Also, I don't think our hero's in a position to have kids anytime soon
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>>112005315
>/a/ is one person
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>>112006992
You couldn't stop reading as a child? If that carried on and that's how it is still AND your primary language is English then you're a bad reader. Just because you can read it doesn't mean you comprehend it.

Re-read his post.
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>>112002847
TL;DR
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>>112002847
How fucking long is this gif
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>>112008334
as long as my dick
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>>112008370
Ur dick is worth 1.18 mb, that's pretty low m8 :^)
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>>112008483
shut up nerd
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>>112008221
Theirs no fucking way the author wrote this for a teenage boy shounen, that's some serious 50 shades of gray level erotica
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>>112008523
The 16.X chapters only appeared in the web novel. They were scrapped in the published version.
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>>112008370
Each frame is 25 pixels high.
And 200 pixels thick.

So you have a very long pencil dick.
Are you sure that it isn't an ovipositor?
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>>112002847
I wish more LNs did stuff like this.
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>>112008523
http://youtu.be/HwKDGzvRbEM?t=8m20s

He wrote it. He wants you to forget about it.
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>>112009174
His reaction was pretty bro-tier.
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>>112008483
>you wouldn't download a dick
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>>112001640
If they did it in a game, they'd do it in real life. Imagine the expectations
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>>112009837
>Imagine the expectations
>what are those fluids
>what is that smell
>why does it taste so badly
>i want to go home
>i want back to SAO
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>>112009951
> Kirito is sweaty
> the bed sheets are all sticky
> the glopping is too loud
> my vagoo hurts
> i wish i was home having cybersex in SAO
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>>112008221
>overflowing juices
>flying sweat
>stirring up of insides
>audible ejaculation
>stimulated internally by all the juices
Had he even had sex before he wrote this? Jesus christ.
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How old were they at that point? I remember Asuna being older than him, but I can't remember how much.
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>>112001741
thats what love hotels are for
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>>112010153
no
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>>112001984
Which doujin?
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>>112010153

It-it's not like my h-manga?
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>>112010244
All of them?
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>>112006374
but every one knows japs are insecure about PDA in one moment and having kinky outdoors sex in the next
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>>112010221
Adorable if true
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>>112010160
16 and 17 iirc
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>>112010153
I'm pretty sure he is a virginbro.
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>>112006374
>Kirito
>beta
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>>112005570
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>>112010086
>there is no automatic clean the bedsheets
>there is no potion for stamina
>no infinite cumming
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>>112010537
>>no infinite cumming

Oh god I can't wait for VR
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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8539671/1/Sword-Art-Online-Extra-Chapter-16-5

Reminder, it's canon.
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>>112009837
Kirito may be a god at virtual sex (virtual averything actually,) but I guarantee their actual first time was disappointing as fuck
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>>112010610
>bugging out and being unable to stop ejaculating
>bugging out and getting your dick stuck in the bed
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>>112001439
Implying the author would ever ruin the purity of his beloved Gary stu Kirito and risk soiling Asuna the perfect waifu
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>>112010610
>Fapping for the first time at like 10 years of age or some shit
>Because all those bad quality h doujins I downloaded off Ares and Kazaa I thought I was literally going to cum BUCKETS
>Ran to the washroom as I came
>Nothing at all
>mfw
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>>112010855
>Lag spike causes orgasmic scream to turn into nightmarish ear-piercing shriek
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>>112002847
This shit is too slow. At least double the speed.
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>>112010855
>>bugging out and getting your dick stuck in the bed

>the physics engine tries to solve it by blasting you out with great force, projectiling you 100 feet in the air
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>>112010874
>2 years
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>>112002847
what am I doing with my life? I'm not even watching this show
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>>112010874

GLOP
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>>112007249

Mostly because they never got over Yui.
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>>112011080
>Gary's Mod Online
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>>112002847
Now I've finally read the infamous chapter. He still writes sex scenes better than Nasu anyway.
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>>112002847
>50 Shades of Anime
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>>112008221
>Two years worth of semen
Wait, was she his personal cumdumpster for two years?
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>>112011888

and counting.
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>>112005951
>as fast as the voice in their head speaks the words

w-w-what voice?
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>>112010855
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>>112011995
You don't hear the voices?
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>>112011995
Most people use language as a cognitive tool
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>>112012131
Not using language is far more efficient.
Use words as bookmarks. Not sentences as thinking.
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>>112012188
Talking to yourself out loud can sometimes function as a short-cut for faster thinking.
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>>112010452
Kirito is the definition of beta
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>>112012480
If you remove the "Ki" then you'll have the definition of beta
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>>112012480
I think you mean beater
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>>112012480
I don't think you know what beta means.
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>>112001439
Two socially awkward Japanese teenagers having sex?

You're fucking joking, right? There is approximately 0% chance they ever banged.
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>>112012392
It allows to measure if someone you are thinking is retarded or skipping steps. Vocalizing engages your inner filters.
But I'm not sure if it actually makes you think faster.

>>112012538
You mean the dude who apparently has a god of perversion lead his hand?
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is "kuroyukihime" her actual fucking name because thats some weeaboo tier bullshit
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>>112013383
No. in b4 Sacchan theories
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Did they break up?
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>>112013383
>>112014499

Nope. Nobody knows yet, the biggest theory is "Yuuki Sachi" (>>112014499), but again that implies Kirito and Asuna are shitty parents (see >>112006563)
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>>112001741
Asuna has been at Kirito's place plenty of times. It's only that Kirito has never been at Asuna's place because her mom is an ass. What the hell do you think they did in the year between the end of season 1 and the start of season 2. Hug each other awkwardly all night?

>>112014682
Not as far as I know.
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>>112014682
Do you think that Asuna would seriously let him break up with her?
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>>112014985
Well, Asuna's mom is a jerk, but she warmed up to him after MR. Currently, he hasn't met her parents due to his own anxiety.
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>>112008221

>2 virgins
>orgasms
>implying

kek
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