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Lesbians turned straight will always hold a special place in my heart.

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Lesbians turned straight will always hold a special place in my heart.
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>>111747784
the wat, did I miss something?
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you sure she's still not into girls
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she was never a lesbian in the first place. just bisexual
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>>111747784
>bicep and forearm
Fingering must be good exercise
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Pretty sure she's bisexual. That or all girls except Araragi because vampiric charm.
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>>111747784
shonen
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>>111747784

im trying to get this anime, but i don't know where start.
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>>111750186
You start with Bake, of course.
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>>111750186
Bake then Nise then Neko Black then Second Series. Read Kizu sometime after Bake if you want to get into the novels.
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>>111750286
>>111750242

love you anons, im going to download bake right now.
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>Implying Kanbaru's lower half doesn't still become a waterfall at the thought of being elbow deep in Gahara-sama
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>>111747958
She said it herself that she was a lesbian
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>>111750575
She strikes me as the type who'd rather have Gahara elbow-deep in her.
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>>111750652
True. Still, I doubt she's sworn off the pie.
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>>111747784
She's lesbian and Arararararagi-sexual.
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>>111747784
When did she turn straight?
She's just playing around with Ararararagi.
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>>111750986
Lesbians don't exactly want to suck dicks and become a guy's love slave, nor do they act flustered around a guy.
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So is she just playing with Araragi, bisexual or a lesbian overwhelmed by his vampire dick? This is 2deep4me.
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I've waited fucking months for Hana. This shit had better be good.
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>>111752131
>Thinking she's serious
Next you'll tell us Snails was actually biting her tongue all along.
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What was that shit with Karen and Kanbaru?
Kanbaru is her idol or gay shit?
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>>111752448
She wanted to give her virginity to her bro throughout that whole arc, take a guess. Bake pretty much goes out of its way to make sure you know all the girls are straight, even through the bath scene in second season.
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>>111750933
This is correct because Koyomi is not really a guy.
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>>111752533
>second season.
Pretty sure Crab's bisexuality was revealed through that shower scene with Cat that lasted 30 minutes. Surely, they fingered each other senseless.
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Kanbaru is not a lesbian or bisexual.

She is a pervert.
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>>111752200
It's a harem, it's a case of 'everyone eventually lusts for MC, no exceptions'.

>>111752587
Rewatch the scene, they both say they love Araragi-kun every 15 sec. Before, during, and after, and I'm not even exaggerating.
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>>111747784
I want to lick that pit
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>>111752639
Saying they both love Araragi does in no way detract what's written above. Wouldn't you scream Araragi's name while Bat and Monkey are rimming you and fondling your testicles, praising your almighty harem-lord?
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>>111747784
Does she not just want Araragis dick because Crab is dating him?

I mean she's idolized Crab forever and wants to have hot steamy lesbian sex with her, so surely the man she's dating must be worth considering right?
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>>111752697
I'm not even sure what to think of this post. But yeah, Shaft didn't cut any corners like they did in Madoka. They have to keep that as light subtext forever because Japan, but since this is a harem they go all out and are free to make the MC lust as explicit as they want. That includes a blood related sister, a lesbian, horny loli slaves, and big tits mcgee.
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>>111752900
>Shaft didn't cut any corners like they did in Madoka.
What's that mean, zerodubs-kun?
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>>111750609
Whatever you've got to believe to feed your degenerate fetish, right?
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>>111747958
She's only ever shown lust for one guy, Araragi, and he doesn't count because he has sexy vampire powers.
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>>111753224
It just means they can never have any explicit romance in Madoka, because there's always that part of the fanbase that think of them as good friends and would be alienated by it after all this time, and it's probably even the majority. They always avoid the topic in interviews and the like, and Japan is not too fond of yuri despite what /a/ would have you believe. On the other hand, in Bake they made it clear from the start and kept it that way. Everyone wants Araragi dick and openly talk about it, if you don't like it you're watching the wrong show.
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She's just comfortable playing with araragi and pretending to act like they're a yaoi couple since she's a fujoshit. Don't forget the many times she tried to kill him for fucking the girl she likes and she even had a talk with him about that in nise.

That said, she's clearly only written this way so you people can fantasize about fucking a willing lesbian.
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She's anime 'bisexual', which will invariably mean she has feelings for the MC whilst still being given the room to have silly, meaningless thoughts/encounters with other girls.
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>>111753416
>explicit romance in Madoka
AI YO is explicit though. I guess it works even in the context of japan's aversion to yuri since it represents the pivotal moment of the story so far.
The scene where Sayaka and Kyouko express their consideration toward each other post-mortem was done masterfully to the point you made though.
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>>111747784
Op, I like to point out that you don't have a heart.
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>>111753465
>fantasize about fucking a willing lesbian
>willing
Boner lost.
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>>111747784
She wasn't a lesbian in the first place.
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So, Kaiki had something with her mother?
>Inb4 he's her father
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>>111753732
I see.
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I want her to turn Karen into a sex machine.
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>>111753857
That would be the hottest couple ever. Two fit yuris? Fucking hell...
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>>111753821
Yes, bisexual women say that all the time.
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>>111753857
There's a doujin of this, except Araragi catches them and very much dicking ensues.
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>>111753999
Shame. I guess I'll have to draw that myself.
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>>111753857
Isn't it pretty heavily implied she does in one of the later novels.
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>>111754067
Time to learn Japanese. Which one?
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I'm so hype for the Bestgirlmonogatari
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>>111753999
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She still is lesbian. At what point was it implied that she turned straight/bisexual?
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>>111753857
the sequences of events I just visualized as their first time—after months of pent up frustration and being close to each other without anything beyond a little clothed bodily contact—was second to none

it only took about 90 seconds with a strained semi in my shorts to bubble up the first droplet of precum. as a quantifier of arousal, that indicates insane erotic potential
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>>111753505
>>111754242
See
>>111752613
>Kanbaru is not a lesbian or bisexual.
>She is a pervert.
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>>111753857
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>>111754303
cute that you misinterpreted her characterization enough to actually believe that
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Kanbaru has past trauma over fitting in. Her athletic activity was one way of coping, but another side of her social strategy was putting on an image of perversion. Basically acting the clown to be interesting and entertaining to others. Her lesbianism was part of that. If she had seriously tried to enter a relationship with a girl, that would be one thing, but instead it was a case of just playing around, flirting with girls without any serious prospect of becoming lovers.
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>>111754452
If you know better, feel free to enlighten us.

>>111754466
This is far more plausible than any lesbianism and bisexual nonsense.
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>>111754466
Yeah surely she wasn't serious about Hitagi when she stalked and brutally mangled her boyfriend. Surely she didn't need all that comfort Hitagi gave her to ensure she's still close to her heart despite not being her lover. It's all just perversion, sure.

If you really want to interpret it in a way that makes it so she wants Araragi's dick, you can just bring up that most people aren't 100% gay or straight, and that Araragi might be the one guy that she's comfortable being pervy with. Maybe because of vampire charm, or maybe cause he stuck his penis into the girl she wants to fuck, who knows.
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>>111754792
>maybe cause he stuck his penis into the girl she wants to fuck

Bingo, she's just after the indirect sex with Crab, can't blame her though.
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>>111754303
She is a pervert AND a lesbian, you moron. The two aren't antonymous, you're just an idiot.
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>>111754866
I guess that's what you gotta do when the girl you like will only molest you in the shower if you're shy and curvy.
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>>111754466
You're absolutely delusional.
>If she had seriously tried to enter a relationship with a girl
Did you miss the entire fucking arc that revolved around the fact that she's in love with a female? I'm assuming that you're not baiting us here.
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>>111752218
>implying you're not gonna wait a few more for subs
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>>111754902
Even if she is a lesbian she is more pervert than lesbian. She has spent far more time reading yaoi than having sex with or even dating other females.
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>>111755004
Even if Araragi is straight, he's more pervert than straight. He has spent far more time fapping to porn magazines than having sex or even dating females.
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>>111755004
You're treating pervertedness like it's a sexual orientation. Yeah, she's pervy. She's also a carpet muncher (with the possible exception of Araragi). Also fujoshi love yaoi, even if they're lesbians. I don't get it either.
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>>111755032
Indeed.
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>>111755004
>She has spent far more time reading yaoi than having sex with or even dating other females.
Do you not understand how sexual orientation works? Now I'm sure you're baiting us. In the first place, it was mentioned that her perverted personality is mostly just an act. The fact that she's a lesbian is truth (at this point in time, at least)
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The only way anyone could possibly still believe that Kanbaru is a lesbian is if they were people like op for whom it's a necessary pretence for their shitty feitsh.
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>>111754993
Did you miss the first scene right after her arc where she's in love with a male?
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>>111747784
I feel you OP.
Except that my fetish is turning faggots straight through the power of the B and V...with some whips, ropes, and so on
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>>111755111
I understand sexual orientation enough to know that it changes in people all the time. You're not born and die with it like it's part of your genes, and this has been proven.
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>>111755039
>>111755111
As far as I am concerned someone stating their sexual orientation is meaningless if they've not had sex. It is tantamount to a thug proclaiming himself a killer despite having never killed someone. It may lead to the desired reaction from the person the statement is directed to, but such a statement is not dependent upon truth.
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>>111755427
You're not me, but you are not far from the truth.

Labels related to sexual orientation are generally inadequate and far too static to reflect the dynamic nature of human emotion and desire.
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>>111755541
>>111755427
/a/ has taught me that If you read enough yaoi, traps, futa you eventually turn homo.
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>>111755430
You're an idiot. You know what you're into despite not fucking the thing you're into. Especially someone like Monkey who is a teenager and spent her high school life chasing a single girl. She didn't have enough fucking time in her life to fuck other girls yet. She's still not even over her first. Even then you still see her lusting over other women like Araragi's sisters or Snake. Likewise, Araragi has always been straight even before he started dating Hitagi. He's always lusted for women, that's what he's into.

Your logic would be correct if Kanbaru would just say she's a lesbian without actually liking girls at all and only going on to date and fuck other guys, but that's not the case.

And yeah, sexuality is fluid and most people aren't on the extreme sides of the spectrum, but labels are still useful to describe someone's tendencies. Even if Kanbaru would make an exception and fuck Araragi, she's still a lot more likely to want to fuck a girl instead.
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>>111753390
Didn't Shinobu say Ararararagi can't actually use that power

Also I don't think Monkey ever gave up on crab, she just went from leaning homo to full fledged bi
She probably touch herself at night fantasizing about a threesome
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>>111747784
Best kind of character development ever.
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So, to take shit away from the neverending is Kanbaru a lesbian debate, are there any good doujins of lesbians being turned straight or vice versa?
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>>111755731
>Kanbaru would make an exception and fuck Araragi
Is there any reason she would do such a thing except because His dick has Hitagi's lovesauce all over?
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>>111755792
>Even if
We don't know, in my mind all she's doing is fujoshit-teasing him cause they're close friends. But judging by the nature of the series, that could be a thing.
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>>111755731
>she's still a lot more likely to want to fuck a girl instead.
What she wants and what is inevitably going to happen officially are two separate things.
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>>111755905
>what is inevitably going to happen officially
What does that even mean
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>>111755787
Too many to count, but I'm not going to tell you about any of them.
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>>111755905
>implying any actual sex will ever happen

All we're getting is implied stuff between Vamp and Crab and that one bath scene with Cat and Crab.
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>>111755731
>Even then you still see her lusting over other women like Araragi's sisters or Snake.

In Bakemono, the only people we typically see are Araragi or girls,

Kanbaru has lusted after most of the characters she has been shown with, including Araragi, so this doesn't mean much.

>Even if Kanbaru would make an exception and fuck Araragi, she's still a lot more likely to want to fuck a girl instead.

This may be true, simply because in Bakemono there are more females than males.
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>>111756017
>Kanbaru has lusted after most of the characters she has been shown with, including Araragi, so this doesn't mean much.
No she hasn't? She lusted after Crab during her arc, then never again and only Araragi. Hence, converted straight.
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>>111756099
You are a dumb and spoiled child.
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>>111756017
You act like people can only be defined as anything ever if you conduct some sort of extensive research to prove it.

>>111756099
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My life dream is to fuck Kanbaru straight
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>>111756326
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>>111756281
SHAFT are a bunch of internet-dwelling neckbeards, aren't they?
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>>111756463
Pretty sure half of the the anime original stuff in SZS was basically 2ch references the anime
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>>111756456
hah
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>>111756456
That's a problem easily fixed by Kanbaru.
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>>111756563
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>>111747784
I just finished Monogatari and am legit pissed at the ending!!!
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>ITT: People butthurt that an ex-lesbian prefers a man.

Why? It's a harem show. Just accept it, that's how she was written.
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>>111756743
He's not dead, mang.
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>>111756869
He's talking about the novel
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>>111756749
I don't have to accept shit writing.
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>>111756894
But he'll be in the anime right?!


I need this so I can sleep well tonight yo


cause he didn't deserve that!

and not like that
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>>111756939
>watching anime/reading LN
>not accepting shit writing
Your brain already interpreted the information and accepted it as existing. You are the bane of your sword.
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>>111757028
These are the same guys that watch Madoka, you're underestimating the power of their headcanon.
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>>111757061
Anon pls.
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>>111757028
???
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>>111754300
Why go through the effort to use em dashes if you aren't going to properly punctuate and capitalise?
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>>111757028
True, but there's bad, and then there's offensively bad.
If they were just honest about their intentions I would have less of a problem with it. But, instead they try to mask their sexual perversions in a degree of acceptability, rather than exposing it for the depraved sexual degeneracy it is.
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>>111757331
What? How is being heterosexual sexually degenerate?
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>>111755770

Well if it's not vampire powers, something unnatural is making everyone want Araragi's dick.
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>>111757220
How do I get Arararagi mode?
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>>111759376
Find a vampire.
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>>111759376
You were born with a dick, weren't you? Learn to use it. Every girl in the world was born to instinctively like it.
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>>111759376

Brush your sister's teeth?
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>>111755039

Fujoshi like yaoi by definition because fujoshi is Japanese for yaoi fangirl.
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>>111753857
reminds me of this
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>>111760106
cont
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>>111760148
Why does Kanbaru have a dick?
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>>111760148
i-is there more
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>>111760274
its some sort of magic double headed dildo
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>>111760453
I should really read some futa sometime if only to laugh at the excuses they use to give women dicks.
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>>111760396
unfortunately >>111760148 is the end, its Valhallagatari 1 & 2.
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>>111760106
He one shot that tiger that not even the cat could take on, there's no way this wouldn't realistically end in her getting brutally assraped.
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>>111760735
i dont think he would do anything since it would mean getting senjogahara angry.
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>>111761097
Groping lolis would get her angry, but sometime a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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>>111747784
Monkey is best monogatari
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>>111761140
hes already done everything a man has to do, thats how he got to that point.
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>wanted to start watching this
>heard everybody got their hair cut
>constantly dropped
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>>111752131

Straight men never make exceptions, which is why /a/ is faggot central.
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Never understood the charm of lesbians turning straight. Maybe it ties in too much with the mindbreak stuff like "power of the dick" or "I'm losing to penis!!?".
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>>111763606
you know that std campaign
>when you have sex with someone, you are having sex with every person that person has ever been with
having an ex lesbian as a partner means you are doing it with a lot of girls at the same time.
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http://strawpoll.me/2274244

Monkey bros help fight the good fight and put cat shit in her place.
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>>111747784
>Musclegirl lesbian
Nope. Glad I never watched this show.
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>>111747784
Lesbians turned straight don't exist, just teenage girls trying to get attention.
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>>111764312
So apparently having sex with a female swinger is the gayest shit you can ever attempt.
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>>111764396
>14
>pedophile

What a retard.
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Monkey is life, Monkey is love
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>>111764478
You have approximately 0 taste in things. May your blackened soul continue to collapse into an empty void of non-existence.
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>>111747784
How do you feel about the opposite, OP?
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>>111764678
Shitty heterosexual slut.
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I only read one doujin about dykes straightening up by the power of dick. Is there more?
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>>111764680
>>111764680
I like musclegirls though. The lesbian ones are always the worst.
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>>111764771
Anon there is a world of them, and they are glorious
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>>111764733
>>111764478


>>>/tumblr/
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>>111764796
Have you ever pondered the fact that you might be a shit? Just a thought.
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>>111752131
Well same could be said about straight men and I would totally suck a cock.
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>>111764867
I'm sorry that I'm not some sjw tumblrtard who thinks gays are the greatest thing ever.
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>>111764926
Gay sex feels nice though.
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>>111764926
>I'm sorry that I'm not some sjw tumblrtard who thinks gays are the greatest thing ever.
So guys who find lesbians hot are now SJW? Really?
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>>111764926
>I don't like what this person is saying
>I'm incapable of introspection
>I know. I'll just accuse this person of being whatever buzzword is currently making the rounds

Yeah, you're a shit. Go home shit.
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>>111764956
Not gonna fault you for liking it. But don't try to start shit with me because I don't.
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>>111764396
Monkey STRONK
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>>111765006
No but the people who shit on others for not liking it are.
>>111765007
You first
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>>111765068
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>>111765068
>No but the people who shit on others for not liking it are.
Either way if you're not watching it because of that reason, you're missing out.
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>>111764653
yes, going with the metric [number of male partners] - [number of female partners] we get that sex with the following is:

>alpha hetero > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >as gay as /fit/
sexually active lesbian > sexually active straight male > virgin girl > virgin boy > sexually active bisexual female > sexually active bisexual male > sexually active gay male
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>>111765116
I don't watch it because I'm not really interested in that type of show.
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>>111764838

Any relevant tags or artists I can search?
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>>111765239
You mean harems, or just SoL in general?
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>>111765276
Harems. I've never been a fan of em. There are some slice of lifes like Patlabor that I like but I tend to steer clear of those as well. I know a bit about the whole gatari stuff because I have a friend who talks about them all the time and is constantly trying to get me to watch them.
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>>111765349
I'm the same usually, I didn't mind this one because the MC actually pics a girl, pretty early on too.
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>>111765349
Nice blog faggot. Why don't you share more of your shitty uninformed opinions and life story?
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>>111765349
Wow it's just like I'm on Tumblr!
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>>111765349
Please tell us more about your shitty boring life. There is nothing else I would rather discuss on an anime board.
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>>111765349
>monogatari
>harem
>in any way relevant to the show and not just fans talking about it
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>>111765414
Really? Huh, I might have to check this one out then. The main thing I hate about most harems is that the MC is usually indecisive as fuck.
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>>111765349
>friend
No one cares. Go tell tumblr faggot.
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>>111765620
That's the same reason I hate them too bro. MC makes a decision quicker than most do in romance anime.
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>>111747784
hell yeah.
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>>111765652
Thanks, I have a new show to watch now.
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>>111765741
Enjoy the ride. Don't bother pausing for the slideshow.
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>>111765703
Monkey has such a lewd body.
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>>111765652
>>111765620
>>111765414
thats because at that point he didnt have a harem. he literally started going out with the first girl that told him she liked him, and then all the other girls started to accumulate afterwards. (except for nekoshit)
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>>111765829
I know, I'm just saying that MC ends up with a girl.
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>>111765349
Howdy newfriend. For future reference can you please not blog on /a/? The natives don't take kindly to it.
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>>111765829
Cat a shit
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>>111765866
are the novels finished? does he end up with her it the end?
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>>111765994
No, but he's stayed with her so far.

That's also not the point, the point is that the MC actually chooses girls instead of drowning in potential pussy without acting on it.
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>>111754792
Monkey views Crab as her savior. So it is not that she is jealous of Araragi for sticking his dick in Crab, it's more that she is afraid that Crab will eventually leave her if their relationship continues. She views Araragi as a threat to her future happiness at Crab's side.

This is also why she doesn't appear to mind shacking up with Araragi, as if she could secure a place at HIS side she would therefore have a place with Crab no matter what happens.

She's basically a super clingy ex who won't let go. Who's also a massive pervert.
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>>111764926
Go back to /v/, or preferably /pol/.
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>>111766044
but he still doesn't get any pussy because hes to beta to act with his girlfriend
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>>111766079
So basically she is perfect
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>>111766142
What? He gets laid in nise.
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>>111753416
>that part of the fanbase that think of them as good friends would be alienated by it

Isn't it more like otaku would be pissed about their waifu fantasies being ruined if they were confirmed lesbian?
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>>111765349
what a nice fucking blog, subscribed mate
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>>111766175
no he didnt..

I dont know what he did because I also though that at the time but afterwards crab says neko saw her naked (or slept with her i cant remember the wording) before her boyfriend. implying they haven't done it.
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>>111766224
Go ask /u/
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>>111766336
Crab and Loliragi didn't do a whole lot of sleeping
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>>111766170
Definitely.
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It's really common for teenage girls going through puberty to confuse the intimate feelings they have with close friends with romantic attraction.

Don't tell most self-proclaimed bisexuals that though.
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Why is monkey so best?

Limit yourself to two thousand characters.
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Monkey.
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>>111766612
>self-proclaimed bisexuals
Because we all know the real bisexuals are the ones that get professionally diagnosed.
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>>111766336
Araragi saw Crab naked in ep 2 of Bake

If Crab said Cat had slept with her before Araragi had, that would be in the sense of actually sleeping, since he went back home in Karen Bee. In Hitagi Rendezvous, in the latest book, is the first time he saw her sleeping, when they had both fallen asleep in a planetarium.
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>>111766382
ohhoho! time for a little tickle!
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>>111766711
It's super uncommon for girls going through this to act on their urges, hence self-proclaimed.

But I'm sure that won't stop you from feeling smug though.
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>>111766711
>implying homosexuality isn't a mental illness.
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>>111766768
>uncommon for girls going through this to act on their urges, hence self-proclaimed.
That doesn't make an ounce of sense.
If they never acted on their urges why would they claim to be bisexual? At the most they'd be bi-curious. Are you even reading what you're writing?
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>>111766918
>If they never acted on their urges why would they claim to be bisexual?
Because they think they're attracted to both genders when in actuality they're just confusing intimacy with sexual attraction.

For instance- you probably consider yourself straight despite being a virgin.
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>>111766918
If you need to act on your urges to claim your sexuality 99.99% of /a/ is asexual.
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>>111766992
>assuming everone on /a/ is a virgin
Oy Vey
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>>111760106

Gonna need a source on this.
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>>111767122
>being this new
I thought summer was proven not to be a thing
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>>111765703
jesus christ, SHAFT
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>>111767156
>You disagree with me
>You must be summer
Ok.
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>>111767157
They can't help it. Monkey is so sexual if they black carded her during a scene you would still get a hardon
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>>111767237
He's right though
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>>111767237
Doesn't stop me from being right, huh? It's fine to be wrong, you're anonymous, nobody will remember in an hour.
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>>111766725
which ep of karen bee did he sleep with crab?
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Why does everyone hate lesbians so much? Misandry, arrogance? Forget all all that stupid shit that probably has you biased and consider this; a bro tier lesbian best friend for MC in yet another haremshit.

She has no problem hanging out with guys and tries to help MC sort out problems with the girls, while not showing any interest in them because none of them are her type, she doesn't act manly and keeps a more feminine figure while dressing more freely, she helps him with self-esteem, makes lunches, keeps him away from generic shallow bitches who only want his dick and keeps him focused on the girls he already has trying to get him, helps him with studying, tries to develop things faster between him and the harem and dedicates to helping him avoid "misunderstandings", plays a decent source of comic relief, keeps everyone in a good mood and finally lands a reformed villain and best girl as her waifu. All while the main girls and their panty shots and lewd keep otaku watching.

Doesn't sound like a stereotypical man hating bitch at all, huh? I could easily imagine one of MC's friends preferring girls, but being perfectly okay with being friends with guys. This misandry bullshit anime and manga keep doing needs to fucking stop.
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>>111767843
>saying this in a thread talking about loving lesbians
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>>111767843
lesbian detected
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>>111767843
Bait-kun please go.

There is no one who hates monkey

She a best
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>>111767843
Fuck you bitch I've hated lesbians ever since my sister became one
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>>111767134
valhalagatari
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>>111768251
Cool blog bro. Can you link me to your tumblr? I am sure I can learn so much from reading about the most trivial of your life's details.
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>>111768366
I'm justified since you responded. Thanks bitch
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>>111768251
Hey, I know someone just like you. Hell, maybe it is you.
Funny thing, his sister isn't even a lesbian. Only in his own head,
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>>111769236
But anon-kun I'm still waiting for your link. I can't wait to read what burning insights you into life like
>tacos make me fart
And
>I think woman are special

Please please please share your golden words with /a/ we are just begging to read your nuanced views on the subtleties of life
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Kanbaru is so cute I just want to kiss and hug her
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Im genuinely surprised by the amount of cis male ideas ITT. I thought /a/ would be one of the better boards, but see its just as backwards as the rest.
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>>111770674
>>>/out/
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>>111770674
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>>111770674
IRC go back to your AgK thread. We Monkey here.
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>>111769491
I want to smell her pits after playing a game of horse.
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If I'm being honest, I want to like Kanbaru, but I can't bring myself to like a pretend lesbian haremette. That's asking too much.
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>>111770674
Everyone wants to fuck Monkey. We can't help it.
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>lesbians turned straight

disgusting.
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>>111771004
>pretend lesbian
wat
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Why is Monkey's body so deliciously lewd?
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The toothbrush scene is the death of good anime

It's Agent Aika for the new generation
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>>111771096
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>111771085
It's less the body itself and more how it's presented. Kanbaru is a sensual character, so she seems more sexy as a result. Same shit applies for all people, 2D or 3D.
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>>111747784
>Lesbians turned straight will always hold a special place in my heart.
Is there a harem manga/anime existing where initially yuri girl stays yuri, doesn't end with male MC and also gets her own girl at the end?

Kanbaru doesn't count since she is attracted to Araragi which makes her bi even if that's her only expection, and she doesn't get a girl at the end.
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>>111750609
>She said it herself that she was a lesbian
No, said she was "onnasuki", she likes girls. This doesn't necessarily exclude guys.
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>>111771257

The Monogatari series: an anime built around quips and lovingly drawn fanservice

The Aika series: an anime built around quips, action, and near-constant ass shots

It was shit, but it was funny and had lovingly drawn asses so people loved it

The toothbrush scene is everything wrong with anime: "funny" premise in order to go full porn without actually being porn, yet another character lusting after the MC's dick (this time his imouto)
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>>111771004
More like a lesbian can't exist in harem shows due to rule that every girl need to be into MC guy by default.

So if someone belived Kanbaru by saying "I'm a lesbian" that she would be one for real are at fault themselves here.

But maybe that was Nishio idea here, convert hard lesbian girl into wanting Araragi too to show how attractive he is that there's no escape from his vampire charm.
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>>111771359
Didn't Negima do something like this, much to the chagrin of harem purists. I haven't actually watched it, so I don't know the details.
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>>111771573

Man, that raises my opinion of Negima considerably. How anyone can keep watching the same bullshit "MC converts everyone to his dick" over and over eludes me.
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>>111767984
You think you're funny, don't you?
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>>111771716
Lust
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>>111771564
>due to rule that every girl need to be into MC guy by default

No, fuck that bullshit. If there's a side character pair of siblings with heavy incest subtext (because blood related), she should ignore him and stick to following around Onii-chan. There are plenty of girls and women who have absolutely no reason to fawn over this faggot when there plenty of infinitely superior romantic options like close friends or acquaintances.
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>>111772030
So don't watch harem shows if you dislike their primal mechanics in the works.

It will never change.

Like someone saud Negima is the only expection to this, where Setsuna ends with Konoka than with Negi who she friendzones.
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>>111753857
The last two eps of the Nise commentary is Kanbaru and Karen. They have a very interesting relationship.
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>>111772197

>It will never change.

Which is why harem shows are even stupider than shonen shows.
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>>111772197
>Setsuna ends with Konoka
shippers fantasies always amaze me
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>>111772296
I need to watch the in-character commentaries. Then again, I also need to finish Second Series.
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Cat a shit Monkey a best
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>>111772810
>>111772296
where do i get these commentaries? my shitty torrent didnt have it
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>>111773048
only bake and 2 eps of nise are subbed
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>>111747784
the elevens think that girl to girl attraction is not an unusual phenomenon during adolescence, and something one grows out of
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>>111770674
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Justice
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>>111770674
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Ooooh Mr. Mod.
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>>111747784
>Lesbians turned straight
One of the reasons the author can't write, and just care about a fanbase
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>>111770674
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I love you Mod Onii-chan.
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>>111773465
>>111773630
>>111773513
It was Shitra who got banned for his AgK feminist thread
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>>111770674
MODS=GODS
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>>111765018
Well you'll never know if you don't try. Maybe you like it too.
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>>111764396
>hairy purrfect pussy
Cat?
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Why is KANBARU such a great girl? Smart, funny, athletic, outgoing, and fun to be around. She is the kind if girl who would be your best friend, and most intimate lover. You could spend all day walking around riffing on each other, sitting back to back reading, or just playing a game of pickup.

Every Gatari is damaged and flawed, but kanbaru's were sorted out with a little work and now she is the best of girls.

I would a Monkey
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>>111774451
Shit
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>>111750609

Obviously she didn't know that bisexuals exist, dummy.
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>>111770771
>AgK thread
Haven't been there, anything protumblr happened?
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>>111772707
Canon rapes your ass.
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>>111774589
She's an araragisexual. Much like anon is only gay for Bridget, monkey is only straight for Loliragi.
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>>111770771
Show me posts anon, tell me more of the faggotry
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>>111747784
I guess you're one of those sick fucks who rape lesbians to turn them straight.
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>>111774610
It's the IRC shitposting brigade playing tumblr feminist.
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>>111774707
Are you implying you don't enjoy a good mind break doujin/manga every now and then?
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>>111774682
Entire thread got deleted
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>>111774707
>not slowly wooing them and making them realize their sexuality isn't as black or white as they thought
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>>111774707
>implying rape is a thing
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>>111774772
There's an archive though...
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>>111774589
She's only learning to be a proper deviant. Cut her some slack man.
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I recently watched the second season - when exactly were Gaen and Ougi introduced? I don't remember anything about either of these characters, so both of them showing up was a bit confusing. Maybe I should re-watch Bake/Nise, it's been years.
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>>111774832
Disgusting
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>>111748709
Not being skinny or lard dumpster gives you such impressive muscles.
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>>111772197
What we need to make everybody happy is a show about spirit channelers tasked with soothing restless spirits, conveniently all cute girls, by defeating and or taking their very being into their bodies. This way MC will ultimately be stuck with harem end while a handful of girls nearby or elsewhere to avoid conflict can snag their own spirit waifu, supplying yuri in more tasteful fashion. It's that simple of a concept to satisfy people who want a real harem and people who want yuri and doesn't conflict with each other in any way. The spirits can't be taken in if they don't want to and only males can have multiple. It shouldn't be that hard to make entertaining and maybe even decently written if someone ever does it.

Harem and any other romance don't have to conflict with each other. The writer just needs to fucking allow others to get girls while the main cast keeps otaku watching.
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>>111775086
Gaen first showed up in Nise, I think. I don't remember when Ougi showed up.
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>>111775086
Gaen is only mentioned in Nise. Ougi doesn't happen until Second Season in the animu.
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>>111775103
There is no such thing as rape. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves.
Males still rule this fucking world. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses.
Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. Fucking cunts. I am so glad I was born a man. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping trough hoops just to get my cock.
Haha, females are so fucking sad. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. Way to be a good slave, whores. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life.
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>>111775196
>i_don't_want_any_more_of_this_pasta.jpg
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>>111774832
Rape is forced sex, you idiot. It has ALWAYS been a thing even since ancient Greece. Zeus can tell you that much.

Reminder that even Rance will never be God of all Rape like Zeus.
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>>111775280
Rance's count is higher
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>>111775280
Rape doesn't exist. Rape implies women don't want it. If they don't want to be raped why do they get wet when I fuck them. When a girl says no she doesn't really mean it, she is just trying to pretend to be pure, but no girl I have ever fucked has been a virgin.
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>>111747784

you have the heart of a true virgin neckbeard, a perfect representation of the generic harem fanbase
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>>111775509
Nobody cares if you're a fucking manwhore fucker, go blog on /b/.
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>>111775509
>We've gotten to the point where it's impossible to distinguish /pol/ posting and terrible bait.
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>>111773048
The subgroup is KizuNever I think, yep
>http://www.nyaa.se/?page=search&cats=0_0&filter=0&term=KizuNever
UTW I think did commentaires for bake right? I never found out.
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>>111775196
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>>111772296
...do they fuck a lot?
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>>111769491
Dem sex arms.
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>>111775280
That's cause Zeus fucks both men and women.
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Do the monkey with me
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>>111775971
Gorbachev tear down this BL
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>>111775971
>>111776113
Probably the best ass in the history of animation. Juicy, firm, round, just the right size. Gluteus maximus is truly the greatest of all muscles.
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>>111770674
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>>111770674
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>>111770674
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>>111775809
Tooth brush in butt
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>>111770674
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>this banishment of evil and supreme justice
Justice always wins.
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>>111776894
Worst girl ever.
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>>111770674

JUSTICE BE SERVED
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>>111760106
I didn't even know that happens.
Probably because I always came before reaching that point.
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>>111776113
MY COMRADE
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>>111770674
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/psychologist/
As someone who study genetics I can say you are full of shit.
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>>111779682
As someone who is not a newfag I can say you don't belong here
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>>111770674
THANKS BASED MODS
>>
>>111753515

Couldn't that just mean "love as a friend", or does it explciitly mean romantic love in Japanese?
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>>111783672
>not enough replies added
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>>111783672
>posting images of shit
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>>111770674
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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best
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>>111770674
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Mods=gods
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Other than Sayaka has there ever been any other girl in anime or manga that started straight and turned gay?
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>>111790580
That one girl in He is my Master
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>this entire thread
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>>111767843
Lesbians are jsut terrible people.
You guys actually get propped up by porn idolizing the idea, when the reality is far from what is shown.

Honestly, out of lgbt, I only hate trannies more than you.
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>>111770674
I wish all mods were /a/ tier.
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>>111794620
>I wish all mods were /a/ tier
We have faggot mods too.
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>>111794620
But the mods are shit on the other boards too
>>
>Character outright states "Yo Raragi muh nigga, guess wut I'm GAY AS FUCK, chu believe dat?"

>/a/: "NUH-UH"

Kanbaru shall henceforth be read in Chris Tucker's voice. Every time you read a quote from Kanbaru you will remember this post and instinctively hear it in Christ Tucker's voice. You will be unable to remember what her real voice sounds like without watching the show. I fucking hate all of you
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>>111794652
Not as bad as others who just let threads fester.
Or /co/.
>>111794692
Exactly.
>>
So, is this a lesbian thread or a Monogatari thread? Either way I can't wait for Hanamonogatari, only a little over a week left.

Vampire is best girl, though. Sorry monkey fans.
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>>111770674
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>111795404
>A little over a week
Holy crap, it's almost the 16th. They're marathoning all 4 episodes at once right?
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>>111770674
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>>111760735
>one shot
you mean he suckerpunched the tiger
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