Fuck that. If she burns herself while cooking, Homu will probably go back in time two weeks to keep it from happening. Then probably shoot me in the head and blow me up for good measure. I'll take my breakfast from
More aprons. I need MORE.
Let's just all appreciate best Meguca.
So many /a/nons can't appreciate Madoka, and I don't know why.
>You will never get to see Madoka join the archery club and live a happy normal life.
You wouldn't make Madoka put on lewd outfits and tease her for being a pervert would you?
>If you don't have a giantess fetish you're a redditor/normalfag
This level of stupidity
Madoka is probably a super-lewd person in private.
The reason she seems so pure is because she is so lewd she has an absolute mastery of lewdness and has thus achieved a sort of Nirvana.
Madoka is descending from the Heavens towards you.
What do you do?
I know what this is. They have a penises don't they?
please do not make the madoka wear naughty outfits
Happily. Then I'd impregnate her to baby trap her, then marry her.
Steal away from heaven.
I'd love Homu even if it meant a fate wose than death
w-what are you talking about anon..
But muh corruption fetish.
I'll make her breakfast
That garter belt is killing me
I'd rather Homu do it.
I'd rather Homu do it with a Stepford-wife demeanour. I'd rather make Homu my unwilling wife and tear apart her heart by parading my affair with Madoka around her. I'd leave at odd times of night and come back stinking of pussy and strawberries. I'd fuck her a few times, just to make her know she'll never be pure again, while calling her dokes. Eventually I'd manage to get her to beg, on her hands and knees, to come with me on my visits to Madoka. She'd want to see her after all. She'd beg and crave for her attention, willing to kneel there in demeaning clothes passing me condom after condom after condom. The used ones would go in her mouth, occasionally splitting and forcing her to taste the sweet, citrus tones of Madoka's cunt mixed with the bitterness of my seed. This would be the highlight of her life, moments before I use her sickly, bony body as a table on which to ass fuck her only love. Madoka would call her disgusting. Madoka would slap and spit in her face while telling her that Homura makes her skin crawl like it's filled with the bugs that make up Homura's disgusting, shit coloured locks. I'd get her to mutilate herself for us for a moment of sick laughter from Madoka's mindbroken jaw. Though I'd always tease her with the option (a knife here, a noose there, suffocation via fellation), Homura probably wouldn't kill herself. Even a world as twisted as the one I'd construct for her would be better than infinite, Madoka-less darkness.
>while calling her dokes
>sweet, citrus tones of Madoka's cunt
I thought she smelled like strawberries, why does her vagina smell like citrus
>bitterness of my seed
you're semen shouldn't be tasting bitter, fix your diet
>shit coloured locks
why is your stool black?
>watcha thinkin bout anon?
What would you do if she wets the bed?
Swap out her sheets, wash her, get her in new clean pajamas before tucking her back into bed. Then once she's drifted off to sleep,
rush back to the laundry room to suck the urine out of the soiled fabric.
Panic and run, then start spilling my spaghetti and crying when she inevitably catches up to me.
Plunge my hands into that boob window.
Madoka is pretty creepy I wouldn't want to be her friend. Imagine some lonely pink haired girl watching you even though you can't see her.
>Can't see that pic without being reminded of this
Right behind you.
I'm going to make Mami buttchug a beer still.
No, I already told you, she has to be tucked in bed at ten.
Nothing more in that series other than an opening picture involving Sayaka, but the artist is Terada Ochiko. Guy that translates his text-related works goes by ydnkm.
shh...just let it happen...
Oh, so you don't only want to make my little girl drunk but also take advantage of her state and realize physical contact? Hell no.
You say that like Mami doesn't have a butt . How can you assume a character has a great ass just cause she doesn't have big tits?
>implying Mami doesn't have that covered too
Official art and everything.
Too fat for Mami. A cute ass isn't only about mass, but mostly shape and form.
No, your mami is garbage
and a slut
Ill take good care of her, dont even worry about. Im very cuddly.
Guys what if Madoka AND Mami?
Anon, I already told you not to.
We might be onto something here
Mami isn't that big, that picture is fucking bullshit.
>Mami is below where my chin would be
Jesus they're tiny
They are japs, of course they would be tiny. And that only makes them even cuter.
Look, I get where you guys are going with this one, but consider for a second that pink is good, we know that, and it stands to reason that more pink is more good. So why no just double the pink?
I can make her feel all that, besides being well-fed, bathed and knowing someone is taking care of her. And without compromising her dignity or self-image at all.
What's the worst that could happen?
Ha, you can't even
kiss their cheekswithout leaning too much and look awkward. King of Manlets and proud!
Kiss her on the forehead and compliment her cooking?
Mami has already drunk all the brewskis, aren't you going to do something?
Bullshit, I made sure the apartment was completely shut-off.
Madoka and Sayaka would be dogs.
Mami, Homu, and Kyouko would be cats.
Your beers your fault anon, take responsibility. Shes already taking her clothes off because shes too hot.
And how or who let you inside home? I wouldn't open the door to that white rat.
She takes you to loli heaven, anon.
Mami gave me a spare key. Its too late anon, someone needs to take responsibility for Mami.
Well, megucas can
survive a shot in the uterus, right?
What would you do if this Godoka tried to hug you?
Cleopatra was a meguca and we know she did have descendance, grew old and shit. I would say yes.
No, I will take good care of you.
>Uh, yeah I'm in jail again, can you come save me like you always do?
>Again Homura-chan, can't you just escape yourself.
>No, no, I definitely need you to come rescue me, please save me Madoka.
I would make my wife breakfast every morning. Because I
Don't worry Anon, Madoka will give you salvation tonight in your dreams.
Madoka will never save you from the nightmare
I wish I had a dream about her, even if it's a nightmare.
Thanks, but I will rather stick with lucid dreaming for now.
the soul is the most important part of a meguca. you want to shield it, not expose it
>You will never have Madoka's eggs on toast for breakfast
Feels bad man.
I want to eat breakfast out of Madoka's butt
Be more specific. What didn't you like about it?
Well I have seem people talking about how it was a 'deconstruction of the magical girl genre' but from what I could tell it was just a regular one with some violence/edge thrown in.
The plot was pretentious garbage and made no attempt to get you to take an interest or care about the characters.
Those are some reasons, but I have a seething hatred for it and I don't know how to put it into words or even justify it. Might be the fanbase.
Kyouko is the doke I want to cuddle and make happy most but Madoka is the doke I most want to fuck.
Why is Madoka so fucking sexy?
Doke's is the cutest. She has pink hair and 10x more frills than anyone. Please don't sexualize.
The purer she is the more satisfying to corrupt.