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Would you let Madoka make your breakfast?

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Would you let Madoka make your breakfast?
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Absolutely.
Every day for the rest of my life.
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>>111735523
Is that what we're calling it?
Yea, I'd let Madoka "make my breakfast" everyday.
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>>111735523
I'd let Madoka make Homu's breakfast.

And by that I mean I'd cum inside Madoka's pussy so Homura could eat it out of her.
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>>111735523
why not
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Nice thread
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>>111736458
anon pls
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>>111736458
There is nothing more erotic than a girl eating your cum out of another girl's pussy
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>>111735523

I want you, Madoka.
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>>111736458
Is that possible? Im not a master of sex, but can that actually happen?
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>>111736962
If there was no other option she'd probably do it.
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Madoka is best Meguca, so yes definitely.
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>>111737073

>not homu

Literally get the fuck out.
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>>111737203
>Homufag telling Madofag to get out.
The ironing.
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>>111737203
No Meguca can compare with the original Pink cuteness.

Not Mami, Sayaka, Kyouko, Homu, or Nagisa
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>>111737203
I'm going to touch butts with Madoka and theres nothing you can do about it.
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>>111737374
I want that Madokadonk for breakfast everyday.
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>>111736510
nice meme :^)
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>>111736962
Nah anon, there's a magical barrier that stops her as soon as you pull out
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>>111735523
of course, that way I get some extra minutes of sleep when she is cooking and she just wake me up to eat, is perfect
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>>111736841
This guy gets it
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>>111735523
As long as I don't have to make it, sure. It was fun the first month or two, but fuck that noise.
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>>111737727
>you will never have this
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>>111735523
Fuck that. If she burns herself while cooking, Homu will probably go back in time two weeks to keep it from happening. Then probably shoot me in the head and blow me up for good measure. I'll take my breakfast from Mumi.
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>>111737806
the same goes for everyone here anon...
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>>111737804
What noise?
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>>111736916
This is from one of the manga spinoffs isn't it? Are those worth reading?
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>>111737959
>Cowtits
>cooking
Enjoy watching your house burn down after those knockers wreck your kitchen.
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>>111737959
Mammy would probably tie you up and force feed you waffles.
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>>111738046

Yeah. TDS did a good job fleshing out Kyouko's and Mami's backstory.
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>>111735523
>>111737374
More aprons. I need MORE.
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>>111738171
>inb4 our pink thread turns into a bitch fest about what is or isn't canon.
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>>111738033
That one.
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Let's just all appreciate best Meguca.

So many /a/nons can't appreciate Madoka, and I don't know why.
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>>111738247

No fighting!
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>>111738247
We all know TDS isn't canon, but retards keep coming and calling otherwise.
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>>111738485
Her butt is so fine.
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>You will never get to see Madoka join the archery club and live a happy normal life.
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>>111738540
Why boner.
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>>111738096
I'd be down with that
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>>111738726
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>>111738825
I get the feeling that without being magically reinforced she'd suck at any kind of actual physical sport.
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>>111739314
I didn't say she'd dominate, just that she would join it. Besides, sucking at sports is moe.
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>>111739177
Just accept it, anon.
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>>111739314
Isn't archery more about technique and hand eye coordination?

Also loops 1-3 Madoka were all a lot more assertive and self confident.
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>>111739434
This makes me sad rather than increasingly erect.
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I suddenly want to watch some madonkadonks.
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Reminder that Madoka dies not love Homura and should be enjoyed without inviting the shitty devil.
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>>111739532
Well, I have the reverse too.
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>>111739852
I-I want be squished between Madoka's Madonkadonk.
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>>111739852
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>>111740012
>>111740004
>>111739852

Macrophilliafags please fuck off back to /d/
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>>111740059
Normalfag please fuck off to reddit.
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>>111739635
You wouldn't make Madoka put on lewd outfits and tease her for being a pervert would you?
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>>111740123
>If you don't have a giantess fetish you're a redditor/normalfag

This level of stupidity
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>>111740164
Yes I would.
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>>111740179
I never said that.
But judging people by their fetish is reddit-tier bullshit.
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If you'll allow me to interject, /a/, I've noticed that you seem to be undergoing the act of sexualising the madokas.

Why would you do that to these pure, innocent, virginial girls?
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>>111735523
In Japan, as in most of the world, omelettes are not typically eaten for breakfast.
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>>111740164
Madoka is probably a super-lewd person in private.

The reason she seems so pure is because she is so lewd she has an absolute mastery of lewdness and has thus achieved a sort of Nirvana.
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>>111740231
b-but madokas a good girl
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>>111740329
I bet she's a anal-only girl.
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Madoka is descending from the Heavens towards you.

What do you do?
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>>111740179
I know what this is. They have a penises don't they?
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>>111740395
But how else would I infect her womb with my man chowder?
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>>111740373
She's a naughty girl that wears naughty clothes. She needs to a good spanking.
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>>111740418
Marry her
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>>111740418
J-j-jam it in
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>>111735596
For some reason, i thought this was really cute
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>>111740418
>towards me
doushio~
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Turn away and find Homucifer
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>>111736962
What? How does anon not understand this?
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>>111740418
Challenge her to a chess match
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>>111740577
Unloved slut destined to be abandoned to a fate worse than death by Madoka.
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>>111740441
please do not make the madoka wear naughty outfits
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Happily. Then I'd impregnate her to baby trap her, then marry her.
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>>111740676
But she's cute in that outfit

Way cuter than Homu
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>>111740418
Steal away from heaven.
Steal panties.
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>>111740740
I blame the bare shoulders.
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>>111740662
I'd love Homu even if it meant a fate wose than death
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>>111740770
I didn't even think of that, but yeah those shoulders are just plain LEWD
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>>111740740
w-what are you talking about anon..
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>>111740676
But muh corruption fetish.
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>>111740742
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>>111740822
Jeeeeeeesus /a/non I already fapped today!
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I'll make her breakfast
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>>111740834
anon pls
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>>111740928
That garter belt is killing me
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>>111740922
You know your gonna have to feed her more than cum and pop tarts, are you up for that kinda effort?
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>>111740418
Ruin everything
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>>111740928
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I'd rather Homu do it.

I'd rather Homu do it with a Stepford-wife demeanour. I'd rather make Homu my unwilling wife and tear apart her heart by parading my affair with Madoka around her. I'd leave at odd times of night and come back stinking of pussy and strawberries. I'd fuck her a few times, just to make her know she'll never be pure again, while calling her dokes. Eventually I'd manage to get her to beg, on her hands and knees, to come with me on my visits to Madoka. She'd want to see her after all. She'd beg and crave for her attention, willing to kneel there in demeaning clothes passing me condom after condom after condom. The used ones would go in her mouth, occasionally splitting and forcing her to taste the sweet, citrus tones of Madoka's cunt mixed with the bitterness of my seed. This would be the highlight of her life, moments before I use her sickly, bony body as a table on which to ass fuck her only love. Madoka would call her disgusting. Madoka would slap and spit in her face while telling her that Homura makes her skin crawl like it's filled with the bugs that make up Homura's disgusting, shit coloured locks. I'd get her to mutilate herself for us for a moment of sick laughter from Madoka's mindbroken jaw. Though I'd always tease her with the option (a knife here, a noose there, suffocation via fellation), Homura probably wouldn't kill herself. Even a world as twisted as the one I'd construct for her would be better than infinite, Madoka-less darkness.
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>>111740800
Madoka doesn't. You shouldn't love soulless monsters.

>>111740856
>>111741044
Slut's as good as dead already.
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>>111741083
>while calling her dokes
dokes.. what?
>sweet, citrus tones of Madoka's cunt
I thought she smelled like strawberries, why does her vagina smell like citrus
>bitterness of my seed
you're semen shouldn't be tasting bitter, fix your diet
>shit coloured locks
why is your stool black?
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>>111740418
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>watcha thinkin bout anon?
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>>111741083
Stop giving me boners stupid anon.
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>>111741401
Y-you
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>>111741401
Madoka telling Homura she makes her sick and that she always thought she was a joke before putting an arrow of hope through her dirty soul orb.
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>>111740418
Steal her powers.
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>>111742175
That's a weird butt
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>>111742175
>MadoHomu

Vile.
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>>111742419
Forget that, it's that ass that's vile
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No, she has to stop fucking crying every god damn episode
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>>111743327
What would you do if she wets the bed?
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>>111735523
I'd say "MADOKA EVERYTHING IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU INDECISIVE BITCH"
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>>111743441
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>>111743374
Swap out her sheets, wash her, get her in new clean pajamas before tucking her back into bed. Then once she's drifted off to sleep, rush back to the laundry room to suck the urine out of the soiled fabric.
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>>111743441
Meant for >>111743374
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>>111743573
That's what I wanted to read.
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>>111743564
God damnit make your stupid fucking wish because your friends are insane and destroying themselves for your sake.

Fuck you fuck you.
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>>111743623
Ah nigga, I know you aint talking shit about my daughteru?
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>>111743661
Oh man I'm talking shit about your daughteru.

Show was great, Madoka was just a ditzy retard who couldn't stop crying every 12 seconds
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>>111740418
fap as hard as i can
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>>111740418
I grab her and further convolute the plot of the movie
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>>111740418
Panic and run, then start spilling my spaghetti and crying when she inevitably catches up to me.
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>>111743573
why not ask to drink directly?
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>>111739852
M-more?
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>>111740418

Plunge my hands into that boob window.
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>>111743714
What does Madoka do in response to learning that anon is a pervert?
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>>111744227
Give up on this planet, like any sane deity
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Madoka <3
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Man this shit creeps me out
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>>111744399
Whats creepy about Madoka?
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>>111744412
Many things... even this thread
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>>111744399
Madoka isn't creepy anon
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>>111743441
Everything is Homura's fault, but Madoka will kill her and make it all better.
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>>111743374
Diaper punish her because that's my fetish
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>>111744486
But, homura did nothing wrong.
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>>111744486
And not true
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>>111744531
She's an evil whore nobody wants around and will experience a fate worse than death for her betrayal, and Madoka will be happy at last.
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>>111744474
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>>111744486
And not true, idk why i waste my efforts posting in these threads
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>>111744412
>>111744478
Madoka is pretty creepy I wouldn't want to be her friend. Imagine some lonely pink haired girl watching you even though you can't see her.
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>>111744727

>implying she's even able to actively watch over everybody

You missed the point entirely.
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>making your waifu make breakfast
>not making breakfast for your waifu
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>>111744617
No you
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>>111744474
Madoka is a good girl!
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>>111744768
Exactly, she just watches over her friends. That means even more time goes to you.
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>>111744727
Does Madoka watches her friends masturbate?
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>>111740426
>>111740179
>Can't see that pic without being reminded of this
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>>111744961
>implying the girls know what masturbation is
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>>111740418

Declare my oath & allegiance to the Thunder King and prepare for mortal kombat.
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>>111744727
If I knew she was there Id hold my arms out open so she can act like shes hugging me for real and wouldnt feel too lonely ;_;
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>>111745168
Animators just create an ideal world while society decays, society well be fixed one day.
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>>111745136
I'm sure Mami has taught them.
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>>111745736

Mami taught them to masturbate, Kyouko taught them to smoke, Sayaka taught them to be irrational cunts, Homu taught them to be lesbians, Madoka taught them to love.
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>>111745168
Right behind you.
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>>111745736
Mami pls
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>>111745736
No, Mami is the purest of them in those aspects, only surpassed by Madoka and Kyouko
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>>111745957
>Implying it's not the best way to keep your soul gem clean in between grief seeds.
Mami's just doing her job as sempai.
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>>111745984

>Kyouko
>pure
>not well worn street meat who has a tramp stamp that reads 'WARNING: MUST BE WELL HUNG TO ENTER'
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I'm late to this train, but I just finished Rebellion a few minutes ago.
Homura did nothing wrong.
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>>111745909
I'm going to make Mami buttchug a beer still.
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>>111746081
I'm glad you agree.
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>>111746106
No, you won't, faggot.
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>>111746106

I kind of want Mami to dress up as a Bavarian brewmaiden now.
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>>111741810

She looks so tiny.
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>>111746133
Shhh Mami its okay. Just close your eyes and bend over.
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>>111746043
Wouldn't fill your head with lustful and corrupted thoughts do the opposite?
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>>111746284
No, I already told you, she has to be tucked in bed at ten.
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>>111744078
Nothing more in that series other than an opening picture involving Sayaka, but the artist is Terada Ochiko. Guy that translates his text-related works goes by ydnkm.
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Mamifags arrived, don't let them take over the thread!
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>>111746414
I will carry the drunken Mami to bed so she doesnt have to worry about tripping on the stairs.
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>>111746562
shh...just let it happen...
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>>111746592

I'm not a footfag, but... I'd love to give Mami a foot massage.
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Butt>tits
Pink>yellow
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>>111746583
Oh, so you don't only want to make my little girl drunk but also take advantage of her state and realize physical contact? Hell no.
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>>111746667
You say that like Mami doesn't have a butt . How can you assume a character has a great ass just cause she doesn't have big tits?
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>>111746667
>implying Mami doesn't have that covered too

Official art and everything.
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>>111746667

Now, just hear me out on this.

What if... WHAT if... WHAT IF...

We had yellow tits bump pink butt?
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Mamibutt is fine too.
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>>111746854
I can't even look at that.
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>>111746895
What's the matter
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>>111746808
I don't think that's how it works.
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too bad mami is garbage
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>>111746667
I want Mami and Madoka to sit on me.
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>>111740418
[X] Genuflect
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>>111746924
Too fat for Mami. A cute ass isn't only about mass, but mostly shape and form.

>>111746970
No, your mami is garbage and a slut
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>>111746854
The ass is too fat
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>>111746735
Ill take good care of her, dont even worry about. Im very cuddly.
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Guys what if Madoka AND Mami?
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>>111747153
Anon, I already told you not to.
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>>111747208
We might be onto something here
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>>111747208
Mami isn't that big, that picture is fucking bullshit.
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>>111747208
Mami would suddenly have bullet holes before anything got too far
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>>111747307
>Mami is below where my chin would be
Jesus they're tiny
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>>111747208
Electrifying.
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>>111747307
shes a big girl
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>>111747394
They are japs, of course they would be tiny. And that only makes them even cuter.
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>>111747246
She'll feel cozy, warm, and special and not just because shes liquored up.
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>>111747147
>Too fat

Ireland pls go
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>>111747208

>you will never bear hug both of them at the same time while they're hugging each other
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>>111747300
>>111747208
Look, I get where you guys are going with this one, but consider for a second that pink is good, we know that, and it stands to reason that more pink is more good. So why no just double the pink?
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>>111747307
>>111747394
>only below where your chin would be

Nigga they're like low chest level to me, bitches be tiny
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>>111747661
Is that even allowed
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>>111747522
I can make her feel all that, besides being well-fed, bathed and knowing someone is taking care of her. And without compromising her dignity or self-image at all.
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>>111747722
What's the worst that could happen?
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>>111740418
Save her.
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>>111747720
Sorry for being only 180cm shit
Are Euros like 2 meters on average or what?
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>>111747789
178 here. ;_;
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>>111747774
really? Is that what you call it?
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>>111747720
Ha, you can't even kiss their cheeks without leaning too much and look awkward.

King of Manlets and proud!
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>>111747774
raping isn't saving, Homura-chan
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>>111747307
>Literally every one of the main quintet is below my chin

Damn, I'm only 175cm, these ho's be short as fuck.
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>>111747789
>euro
Nah, straya

>>111747885
I can't do that for most girls
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>>111747755
Well I have big strong arms and make awesome breakfast omlettes.

How do you plan on dealing with Mami's hangover?
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>>111747885
>without leaning too much and look awkward.
>Not just picking them up and holding them in your arms.
You're worse than a pleb, you're a manlet pleb.
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>>111747885
Just lift her up. I prefer petite girls.
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>>111748004
>tall as shit
>will never have any girl to do that with

Suffering
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>>111747994
I will avoid it althogheter
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>>111735523
She already washed my sins away and made me white as snow, how could I let her do anything else?
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>>111748089
Mami looks perpetually high.
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>>111748004
They are so tiny, I could lift them up just as easily. The difference is that I wouldn't look like a tall freak about to eat them.
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>>111748171
Kiss her on the forehead and compliment her cooking?
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>>111748164
Mami has already drunk all the brewskis, aren't you going to do something?
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>>111739852
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>>111747722

TV series OP.
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>>111741111
I love this pic, but it also creeps me the heck out
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>>111748405
Bullshit, I made sure the apartment was completely shut-off.
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>>111735523
She belongs to Homu.
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Madoka and Sayaka would be dogs.
Mami, Homu, and Kyouko would be cats.
Thoughts?
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>>111748499
No.
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>>111748480
Your beers your fault anon, take responsibility. Shes already taking her clothes off because shes too hot.
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>>111748551
Is madoka supposed to be a squirrel?
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>>111748591
Is she gonna take more off?
She looks really hot, she should take more off.
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>>111748483
Madoka is having a orgasm in that picture.
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>>111748680
>It's not rape if they cum.
Homu pls.
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>>111748591
Impossible, because I don't drink beer
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>>111748751
Which is exactly why me and QB went to 7/11 to get some.
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>>111740418
Stay there and stare in awe as she either gives me salvation or sends me into the fiery abyss.
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>>111748914
Madoka is a being of eternal hope and mercy. There is no fiery abyss.
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>>111748967
There is for Homura.
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>>111748838
And how or who let you inside home? I wouldn't open the door to that white rat.
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>>111748914
She takes you to loli heaven, anon.
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>>111749018
Mami gave me a spare key. Its too late anon, someone needs to take responsibility for Mami.
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>>111749098
Well, megucas can survive a shot in the uterus, right?
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What would you do if this Godoka tried to hug you?
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>>111749176
Megucas can survive a lot of things.
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>>111749176
That raises an important question, can they even get pregnant?
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>>111749186
Accept her hug and try to keep control of myself as her breasts squish against my chest.
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>>111749218.
Cleopatra was a meguca and we know she did have descendance, grew old and shit. I would say yes.
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>>111749275
We'll then I suppose I'll have to take responsibility for Mami then.
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>>111749346
Not if I shoot her stomach first.
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>>111749228
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>>111749449
>>111749186
Talk about your bimbogami, amirite?
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>>111749521
She's not poor
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>>111749550
Maybe she spend all her money on bailing Homura out of jail. Again.
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>>111749611
Couldn't she just use her powers to escape? How did she even get caught to begin with?
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>>111749422
Dont worry anon. Ill take good care of her.
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>>111749678
No, I will take good care of you.
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>>111749649
Well, when was the last time Homura did something that wasnt illegal?
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>>111749649
>Uh, yeah I'm in jail again, can you come save me like you always do?
>Again Homura-chan, can't you just escape yourself.
>No, no, I definitely need you to come rescue me, please save me Madoka.
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>>111749708
Shhh anon, dont be so loud you might wake her.
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>>111735523
I would make my wife breakfast every morning. Because I love her.
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>>111749994
What emotion is this?
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I would gladly let my daughter make breakfast for me, OP.
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>>111744474

Don't worry Anon, Madoka will give you salvation tonight in your dreams.

Madoka will never save you from the nightmare
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>>111749708

I had nightmare once about Mami, she really did not want me buying that RAH of her..
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>>111750177
I wish I had a dream about her, even if it's a nightmare.
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>>111750258
I hear she'll visit you in your dreams if you paint yourself yellow then eat cake and drink whiskey until you pass out.
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>>111750419
Thanks, but I will rather stick with lucid dreaming for now.
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>>111750515
Drink the drink anon.
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>>111750602
No, alcohol is for effeminate people.
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>>111750744
Not if you drown your sorrows in it. Then its for everyone.
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>>111740418
Look for my tainted soulgem to verify that I'm a magical girl.
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>>111751356
magical boys get soul brass knuckles
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>>111740418
Commit sudoku just before her
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>>111751724
Really I thought they got balls.
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>>111751724
>punching with your most fragile part

Hell no
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>>111751867
>boy
>fragile

Pick one you pansy
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>>111748499
oh god yes, more business suits
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>>111751907
the soul is the most important part of a meguca. you want to shield it, not expose it

>>111751944
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>>111752151
At the very least you don't want to go out of your way to hit people with it
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>>111738726
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>>111752151
What if magical boys get soul dicks?
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>>111735523

>You will never have Madoka's eggs on toast for breakfast

Feels bad man.
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>>111752749
What is Homu doing?
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>>111752749
I just want Madoka's eggs.
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>>111752800
Licking Madoka's period blood it seems.
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I want to eat breakfast out of Madoka's butt
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>>111752564
that only works in a h-doujin
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Madoka has to be the most autistic anime I have ever seen. Absolutely no redeeming qualities, not even the girls thanks to the art style.
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>>111752872

You got a problem with wide nigger?

>mfw 4chan tells me max minimum image size is 200x200

What the fuck is this shit?
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>>111752872
Be more specific. What didn't you like about it?
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>>111752844
I want to eat Madoka's butt for breakfast.
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>>111752872
The anime is fine, I wasn't a huge fan of the ending, but I enjoyed the ride

the fanbase on the other hand, is fucking cancer tier
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>>111753041
But how would she poop?
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>>111753089
Little goddesses don't poop.
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>>111753033
Well I have seem people talking about how it was a 'deconstruction of the magical girl genre' but from what I could tell it was just a regular one with some violence/edge thrown in.

The plot was pretentious garbage and made no attempt to get you to take an interest or care about the characters.

Those are some reasons, but I have a seething hatred for it and I don't know how to put it into words or even justify it. Might be the fanbase.
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Kyouko is the doke I want to cuddle and make happy most but Madoka is the doke I most want to fuck.

Why is Madoka so fucking sexy?
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>>111753171
>Judging a show for the fanbase
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>>111753301
>Cuddling red and sexing pink
Nigga that's backwards.
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>>111753301
Doke's is the cutest. She has pink hair and 10x more frills than anyone. Please don't sexualize.
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>>111753753
Bullies pls go.
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Madoka is cute
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