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> No anime that depicts a realistic relationship between Brother

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> No anime that depicts a realistic relationship between Brother and Sister.
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But Oreimo.
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watamote
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You're funny OP.
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what about Baccano?

quite a few brother and sisters in there i think
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>No anime about deep sea commercial diving.
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Bitch please
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>>111709906
yeah, this one's pretty spot on, at least for my family. Even when they found out how close they used to be when they were younger sounds just like my sisters and I.
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>No anime about two separate harem protagonists, that realize they look alike, and decide to switch harems and fool everyone.
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That's because there are only 16 people in Japan that actually know how to write fleshed out and realistic characters.
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>>111710143
>3meta5me

would the title be something akin to "The Pauper Protag?"
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>>111710193
And none of them are writing anime scripts.
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>>111709844
OP confirmed for not having a sibling
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You should watch more anime. Harems usually are not the best option, since the sister will be usually in love with the main character.
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>>111710211
or maybe "Flag flip Fiasco!"
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>>111709844

Watamote, Oregairu and Heroman have pretty reasonable sibling relationships. Hell Oregairu is even a romcom.
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>>111710255
Came here to say that. Watamote's interaction between Tomoko and her brother was bretty gud
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>>111710251

Considering the wages at the average production studio is it really so surprising?
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>>111709844

Have you forgotten D-Fag? Kenji and Noe's relationship was the only normal thing in that anime.
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>>111710255
Do they have a hereditary eye disease or something?
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>>111710591

They're actually part of a v-kei band. They just forgot to remove their eyeshadow.
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>>111710568
except the fact that Noe is a brocon
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Molester Man
anime never
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Koi Kaze.
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Yosuga no Sora
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>Normal
Brother is life, brother is love
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>>111709844
Although Nanako isn't Yu's sister I just assume that's how some people I know who have huge age gaps with their sisters act to them.
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WATAMOTE ANYONE?
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>>111710775
Fuck off whore
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>>111710807
I was just about to say that!
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>>111709844
My imouto and I share a pretty similar relationship to Rin and Kyousuke though. She still believes half the bullshit I tell her too.
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>>111710674

I don't think you watched the same D-Frag! as the rest of us.
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>>111711014
I wish Kyousuke was my brother...
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>>111709844
That can get pretty... violent.
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>>111709844
>what is watamote
The only good thing about the show was her family and how realistic the interactions were portrayed
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>>111710858
Playing hard to get, onichan?
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>>111709844
Oreimo is realistic if you ignore the incest stuff. Most sisters are insufferable cunts in their teens.
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To-love-ru. Yui and her onii-chan have a pretty normal sibling relationship.
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>>111709844
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>>111711029
Nah. You're just bad at picking up character cues like her switching between Aniki and Oniichan when she's flustered. She also had the worst reaction when she finds out that he shaved off his hair
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>>111711272
>realistic if you ignore the show
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>>111711356
Mikan is as brocon as it get, that isn't considered "normal".
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>>111711500

If you think that's enough to make her a brocon, you're sorely mistaken and the one that is bad at picking up character cues.
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>>111711560
It's not?
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>Suspects that her little brother may be a siscon
>Feels genuinely disturbed and pleads her friend if she could sleep over her house

Pretty realistic I'd say
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>>111711051
Maybe I could be your brother anon-kun....
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>>111710768
Haru and Sora were actually pretty dysfunctional as siblings and I say this never hating either of them and loving them as a couple. I don't think even that Sorabro will argue seeing how he actually left her alone a majority of the time as an extreme and also shit solution to wanting to fuck her and she responded by basically acting like a neglected housewife. In very few scenes do you see them actually getting along normally rather than romantically or sexually viewing each other, like towards the end of a route. This is probably because they completely shattered the supposed Westermarck Effect and now had no natural problem with having feelings for each other. Meaning they no longer fully saw each other as just siblings. Though Sora might never have cared in the first place even as kids. Just a thought.
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What's that fucking anime where the brother meets his sister before he knows she's his sister and then spend a day together and he just got over a rough break-up so he falls in love and then *big reveal* they're siblings. Then the rest of the show is drama about siblings in love~~~

It was fairly realistic take and I can remember all this stupid bullshit but not the title...
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>>111712282
Boku no kaze.
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>>111710009
Came in here to post this. Not like my own family, but I think this is pretty close to most people.
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>tfw no sibling
what did I miss out?
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Yosuga no Sora.
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Mahouka, duh
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Sasahara and his imouto was perfect.
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Nichibros
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>>111712399
A bunch of fighting and no privacy.
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>>111710255
>reading Arachnid
>Recent Arachnid at that

I should pick this up, but I fear I would edge towards suicidal.
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>>111710683
Dude, why would you want an anime to that? The art was it's charm. And there's only like eight episodes of content.
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>>111710255
Her brothers an asshole though.
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>>111712399
You're lucky as fuck.
Sibling relationships are as realistic as anything else in animu.
And imouto threads are just bullshit fantasies for lonely basement dwellers.
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>>111709844
Just read Kana ~Imouto~
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>>111709844
Try Ichigo Mashimaro

Replace Nobue with /a/fag and you got a winner
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>tfw 3 younger brothers
>tfw no imouto who loves and looks up to me

;-;
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>>111712578
Can't beleive I forgot this one...I guess I'm the eldest with imouto+otouto so watamote resonated more with me, but the Nichibros scene with the older sister (among other sibling sketches)were great
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>>111713194
IRL otouto > IRL imouto
But Onee-san wins all
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>>111713236
>tfw eldest
>tfw always collecting older brother figures...cousins/friends' brothers/sempai
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>tfw no imouto
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>>111713328
You've clearly never met my otouto or my imouto if you think that
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>>111713610
it's not all it's cracked up to be
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Utena
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>>111713328
Well theres an 8 year gap between me and the eldest brother so i don't have much in common with them, they generally irritate me. I imagine if we were closer in age it could be pretty cool.
For some reason I've always thought with a sister it might be different, probably because I don't have one...
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>>111713721
Are you and your imouto immortal?
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>>111710255
>I'm bored
>Time to tell lies to my brother
The sibling interaction is the best part of the series
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>tfw imouto through marriage and not blood related
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>>111711602
She shares her shampoo with him, puts up with his club and gets territorial around water. What more do you need to accept that Noe really looks up to her Oni- Aniki?
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>>111713854
>not blood related

It's shit right?
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>>111713194
>mfw no nee-san

My little brother is cool, but I'm a shit big brother and he is really annoying sometimes.
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>>111713809
>I'm bored
>time to stir up some shit for my siblings
how can watamote be so BASED in reality?
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>>111713919
Not legally incest
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>>111713854
not true imouto. I even did not think of my half imouto as imouto . thats cousin level tops
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>>111709844
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>>111712431
Pandering, and not even good pandering. It was Oriemo with the guts pulled out of it pulled out and incest. There was no decent story to be found. You might as well of just made two characters who looked similar, called em sister-brother and made em fuck in one episode and saved me of my time.
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>>111713993
>>>>>>>>111713989
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>>111712507
Incest as in actual sex scenes.
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>>111713993
You disgust me.
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>>111713993
>thats cousin level tops
And yet the half sister I grew up with feels like a true sister unlike the blood related sister I didn't grow up with.
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>>111713721
it's normal until rape happens
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>>111713705
>>111713328
>>111712948
>everyone shitting on imoutos
>mine is wonderful and perfect and loves me
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>>111713854
>>111713989
>>111714094
So the only difference is that you don't feel bad for fapping to your "sister"
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>>111714202
Did you fuck her?
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>>111713964
At least you won't have any issue, since every time I meet with my sister there will be an argument

I have peek at her while changing clothes and fapped to her, I feel so dirty and so wrong after that It's her fault having a 9/10 body
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>>111714326
No, that's too lewd.

I totally would
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>>111713731
10year gap here
most of the time he annoys the shit out of me and tries to pick fights with me to play with him
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>>111714434
16 year gap here:

She was kind of annoying but grew on me. Though being awoken by an imouto is DEFINITELY not all it's cracked up to me.
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I don't know how other families have it, but my sister is just perpetually annoyed at me and doesn't want me within less than 10 meters near her.
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>>111713964
I fucking hate my older sister. Shes a manipulative bitch thats tries to make people see things the way she does.
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>>111714564
Is it because you're a disgusting blob?
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>>111714202
>>111714433
>I totally would
Sorry, but this isn't the imouto thread for people without siblings.
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>>111713905
Exactly, she looks up to him but I don't think she has hit brocon level. There was even the time when Sakura said Kenji liked little sister characters and Noe yelled that makes it terrible for her and then their mother asked if her and Kenji had that type of relationship(albeit after being stressed out by the other girls) and Noe just kind of went "Wtf is wrong with you mom"
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>>111714615
Not really, I just teased her too much and now she just wants to sit in her room all day with an Ipad. I think she's going to end up a NEET.
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Do you even Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, OP?
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>>111714540
holy shit I know almost murdered the little fuck and the reason he woke me up was so retarded it saved his life from my sleep deprived fury
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>>111714626
You don't have to deny her existence out of jealousy anon.

Even if I wasn't a siscon I'd still be happy about having such a fun, awesome little sister.
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>>111714573
My nee-chan was a goth who watched Bleach many years ago(6 or 7, if I remember correctly).
She turned out into a really chill and cool bro, I love her.
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>>111714573
How bad?
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3 year gap here. My sister is going to be a junior this fall and she says she loves me every night(i have to initate it though) and kicks me out of her room whenever i try to talk to her. What did you guys do to make your imoutos/otoutos/onee-sans hate you so much?
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>>111714792
Sisters who are bros are literally the best
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who /nosiblings/ here? feels fucking awful might as well kill myself, why are onee-chans such miracles?
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>>111714846
>kicks you out of her room

Sucks for you, I hang out in my imoutos room every day
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>>111711864
What chapter is that??
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>>111714718
>actually referring yourself as siscon
It's so easy to find socially inept neckbeards.
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>>111714846
She says she loves you and also kicks you out? Is she bipolar or something?

>>111715055
It's a lottery bro. There are some amazing and shit onee-sans IRL.
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>>111714202
>>mine is wonderful and perfect and loves me
you delude yourself but even you won't hold out when she gets a bf
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>>111715094
But I'm financially successful and relatively fit. You can tell yourself whatever you like though.

Also you're stupid to think that your normalfag opinions matter
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>>111714540
Being woken up by younger siblings is terrifying...if they wake me up it's because they're bored and it normally involves nerf/water guns, toilet paper, and photos

>>111714846
We dont hate each other we just mess with/bully each other...thats not hate its love
granted shits gotten out of hand more than a few times (imouto stabbed me with a seam ripper once
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>>111715059
>>111715148
She just doesn't like people in her room cuz it's messy. She loves me she just doesn't like admitting it because it's embarrassing(she's told me this).
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>>111715237
Sure I will. I'll fight away the douchebags, but if she finds a great guy who loves her I'm not gonna get in the way of her being happy.
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>>111711438

Oh yeah. His onee-san was pretty much a regular cool onee-san
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>>111715055
I can't get into onee-chans . They feel too much like moms,
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>>111715148
not him but you gotta have your own space. Also she might have pic related
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>>111715094
At least I don't try and hide it anon.
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>>111715308
>>111715400
Oh right. Just thought "kick out" sounded a bit harsh.
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>>111715426
Hey, you're not me
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Sometimes shit goes south in life and your sister ends up cuffing herself to our bed in stockings man.
Not saying it's the norm, but /a/'s pretty abnormal in most other respects. I'd wager sibling interaction is no different
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>tfw no brothers

Sisters a shit.
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>>111715547
>our bed
You must have had a pretty strange childhood.
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>>111715400
Muh red nigger
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>>111709844
Need more denwa.
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>>111715636

At that point, she had moved out. So whenever she came to stay with us for whatever reason (usually to hang out with me), she'd sleep in my bed.
Since I spent all night awake on weekends when she came by, we'd usually take turns anyway
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>>111715650
See
>>111715304
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>>111715769
Whenever I'm not at home apparently my imouto sleeps in my bed sometimes.

What does it mean /a/?
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>>111715249
>It's so easy to see the obvious bullshit imouto fantasies on anonymous imageboards filled with lonely nerds watching chinese cartoons that have lots of incest that please our dicks, but by pretending that I'm not a pathetic mess in one sentence it'll seem real
>but then I'll call him a normalfag because I'm bothered
This is the rock bottom
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>>111715955
She likes your bed and most definitely not because it's yours or because it has your smell on it. Post bed specs?
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I have two imoutos and the nips overrate the experience.

I love them because they're family, but its more of a familiarity thing rather than actually liking them.
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>>111715956
I don't know what you want from me, nothing I'm saying is weird or outrageous. I'm just a guy with a cool sister, if you think that that's so incredibly strange that it must be fantasy then whatever.
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>>111715990
Mine says it's because I have the coldest room in the house. Our cat likes to sleep under it too.
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>>111715955

Well in my case, my nee-san and me were close in age and grew close because our parents are dickheads. When she left the house, she did so before she even finished her masters. She'd come over a lot to make sure I was doing okay
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>>111715055

Real life "onee-chans" are totally different than those in our precious chinese cartoons. Those in real life are utter bitches.

Thank god I only see her only few times a year.
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>>111715990
It comes with all the usual bed accessories, double pillows, down of course, multi blanket selection, optimal size for stretching, power steering, auto-start, 5 year drive train warranty, and of course hydraulics
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>>111716072
It's probably the most warmest place for your imouto anon
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>>111716183
No thread count
No mattress size
No optimal height
No leg room clearance
No underbed storage volume

Shit specs bro
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>>111709844
Nichibros
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>>111716168
You just live in a shitty place. All the oneesans where I live are generally pretty mellow. You guys would probably think some of them were 2D in a past life.
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>>111716168
I feel bad for you man. My sister is probably one of the nicest people around. I
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>>111716190
That'd be her own room. The aircond there can't stand up to the outside heat during the day.
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>>111710143
actually that would be pretty cool.
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>>111716250
Hey, if it's good enough for my imouto it's good enough for you.
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>>111716329
Don't be that dense anon
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>>111716477
Ah. I'm afraid I still haven't outgrown my old harem mc habits.
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>>111716284
>>111716317

>Shitty place

Not really, It's just that she was psychologically and physically abusive bitch. She even bit me in my stomach when I was a preemie baby.
Only once I got old enough to be higher and stronger than her she stopped. She was also mad as fuck when it happened, and kept telling everyone that the whole family is against her (as she kept yelling at the whole family).
Thank god, it's not my problem anymore.

Anyway: At least I can be glad that you guys didn't had such experiences.
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>>111716679
Dude my suster stabbed me, bit me countless times etc and we still love each other, hell she just called me yesterday
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>>111716679
If it makes you feel any better, that was the kind of relationship i have with my father so...
I think me and my sisters were closer, because we had shit tier parents.
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>>111714202
In what ways anon? Tell us about your kawaii imouto
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>>111711560
You said "a" realistic relationship.
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>>111716970
Your father bit you until you were stronger than him? Sounds like he was just training you to become a better man.
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>>111715055
>Older brother practically vanished when he moved in with his girlfriend at the age of 15 and I was 11
>Want to connect with my twin brother but he hates feelings and don't want to be my friend
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>suddenly people blogging about their dads and their childhood
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>>111717366
This happens in every imouto thread
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>>111715055
>could have had a imouto
>she didn't make it
feels fucking terrible

>>111717366
>suddenly
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>>111715055
>>111716168
>>111716284
>why are onee-chans such miracles?
The only good part about my bitch of an onee-san is her 12-yo daughter. Just today I fapped with her swimsuit after poking her butt with my boner while "swimming" with her.
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>>111717416
why do we even bother living man
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>>111709894
When do you find time to sleep?
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>>111717472
>child molester
>your Onee-san us the bitch

I have a feeling your sister is perfectly wonderful and you just hate her out of jealousy
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>>111717492
>sleeping
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>>111709981
there's a manga, umishi, i've done redraws for it for a while now

i think the anime, gargantia, has some diving also
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My imouto is very cute back then when she's in kinder garden and elementary school but now not at all
kinda miss that day, when i bullied her
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>>111717731
*when she was in
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>>111710732
My nigga
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>>111717472
Uncle anon cannot be trusted.
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>>111717542
Stop pedophileshaming me.
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>>111717882
Then stop being a piece of shit pedo
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>>111717731
>elementary school
>imouto was entitled and mean

>now
>kind and still selfish but in a cute non-serious way
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>>111717917
I haven't even made her suck my dick or anything, dude.
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jesus this shit is depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r2_C1SpuAk
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>>111717993
How can one anime have such based OST, OP AND ED?
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>>111717992
Coward.
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>tfw no imouto
>mfw this thread
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>>111718076
I don't want to go to prison, even for tight loli snatch, duder.
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>>111710775
This is exactly my sister but replace lust with familial love.

She's 27.
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>>111718056
It's a fucking miracle I tell you what.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iCSN_HV71M
S2 never
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Glad I saved this one.
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looking back now, i was very tsundere towards my younger siblings.

I would do ridiculously nice things for them and tell them they were too stupid to do it for themselves or that it was because i had to do it or something like that.

from what my uncle told me, that my mom use to do all the cooking and cleaning in the house even though she was the youngest because my grandmother was always working.
And apparently they never had a fight because my mom is a huge cry baby and pushover.

I've never seen a anime where younger siblings are as annoying as they are in real life though.
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>>111718135
life isn't fair anon
if it were, we'd all have siblings worth dying for
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>>111714637
No the anon you were talking to, but I think you've mixed up being a brocon with wanting to fuck her brother. Noe has no sexual or romantic interest in her brother, but she definitely has a brother complex.

We even see during her introduction when the club asks her what her favorite thing is and she starts to stammer out Aniki, before catching herself and saying ice cream instead.
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>>111718221
>>111717993
Jesus, I never realized the OST was so good.
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>>111709844
But that's wrong
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>>111710389
> Not using the Oxford coma
GTFO
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>>111712765
All brothers are assholes, that comes with being a brother
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>>111715055

My onee-chan is a piece of shit who was a slut all throughout high school, for which I got bullied. Now she has felony warrants and lots of debt, so cops/debt collectors regularly call to try to find her.
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>>111718465
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
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>>111712023
11/10, Anon
Would parrot in a future conversation.
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This is pretty fucking accurate.
I don't know why imoutos act as though you can't hear the phone ringing yourself.
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>>111718638
Is she squatting on the chair because her butt hurts from hard anal?
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>>111718424
Grab it anon, you won't regret it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFjgoAph53Y
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>>111718638
Why does she sit like that?
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>>111712640
Brown girl was raped
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>>111718751
Pretending to be a slav
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>>111718687
>>111718751
you guys clearly never been around little girls before.
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>>111718687
Thats exactly the reason
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>>111718687
>>111718687
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>>111712765
No
He wanted nothing to do with her. Then her severely autistic ass started bothering him for pointless shit. Of course he's gonna get a little pissy.
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>>111718850
I'm glad.
http://exhentai.org/s/fd1821ce60/483100-39
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>all the faggots wanting imoutos
I don't understand. It's horrible. They just take up space and resources. I don't know, maybe it's because mine had shit parenting.
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>>111710193
Who are those people, since you seem to be familiar with everyone in Japan?
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>>111718947
They just want someone to molest.
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>>111713194
> tfw 3 younger brothers
> tfw also have little sister.
> tfw it's all my fault just because I'm supposed to be "mature"
Needless to say, I envy single children.
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>>111718947
probably yeah.

Japan is just showing us the wounder of a traditional household teaching traditional values.

Not the "special snow flake" bullshit that spawned out during the 80's
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>>111719056
fucking this they start shit and get off scott free and you get bitched at
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>thinking your little sister would be anything just like in your chinese cartoons

oh please, welcome to real world you miserable little piles of shits
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>>111718947
Some imoutos are fun and considerate and lovely though.
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>>111718947
I'm mostly just curious because I already have older siblings and am aware that I myself was a shit otouto.
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For the last few years my sister has been calling me "big brother".

I didn't even realize it for months. It made me wonder if she had somehow found her way into anime and was fucking with me, but I'm 99% sure she's never watched anything of the sort.
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>your imouto will never call you onii-chan
Why even live?
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>>111719056
>little brother breaks my nose by throwing a giant robot toy thing
>kick the little shit
>he just falls and starts crying
>at the hospital
>"anon, you should know better than to hit your little brother, you're bigger"

fuck siblings.
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>>111719191
>welcome to real world
Hey hey hey, I never said anything about the real world. We don't talk about that cancer here.
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>>111718281
>I was not aware there was implied wincest.

It's like he wasn't even trying to be believable!
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>>111719444
Shit like that is always obviously fake
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>>111719325
Mine does.
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>>111714846
She's a tumble-faggot, so there's 90% of a reason right there.
The other 10% is because I disregard female immunity and smack the child when she deserves it.
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>>111719191
>real world
Dony say those words here.
Everyone is here to escape such a thing.
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>>111719484
Did you fuck her?
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>>111719470
Well written though, my boner agrees
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>>111719325
Mine did once.

Once.

It was as every single cringe I would ever feel in my life compacted in on that one moment and hell, heaven and earth froze in a deluge of sludge ice. Nothing else had ever come as close to absolute zero as that one moment.

I immediately forbade her from ever saying it again on threat of me sharing her most embarrassing photos with her friends.
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>>111719395
>>111719539
Imoutos in real life are horrible creatures unless they're almost 5 or 8 years younger than you

Deal with it
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lol why
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>>111719191
Mine's pretty much exactly like it.

In short, your life seems to be utter garbage and its causing you to project your family as the norm. Denial isn't a healthy mindset.
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>>111719632
Why must you continue to say these things as if they're universally true? My imouto is 3 years younger and I consider myself incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful sister
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>>111719707
How old are you? How old is your little sister?

This is important
Also just imagining some fat nerds here wanting to bang their little sisters makes me feel physically ill
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>>111718565
People who are right
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>>111719816
you are lucky, 3 years is the sweet spot apparently
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>>111719824
Yeah, everyone but you is a fat nerd, nice projecting
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>>111719824
Never wanted such a thing.

i just want a imouto that makes my bed and breakfast. is that too much to ask......
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>>111719824
>implying my little sister wouldn't like to be smothered under my 200 lbs body
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>>111719878
It was a song lyric that I hoped someone would pick up on
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>>111719903
Yes. I want an imouto that would give me head and anal. That's also an unrealistic fantasy.
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>>111719882
Actually it's 4, I mistyped.

But my point still stands
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>>111719896
I never said I wasn't a fat nerd. I just don't want to bang my little sister

>>111719903
It is
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>>111719903
Yeah it's borderline delusional, but the " I just made you breakfast in bed because I love you" thing is pure imouto fantasy
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>>111719903
That's a maid, not a sister
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Anime is a Japanese medium, and thus, revolves mainly around Japanese culture. Many anime depict realistic sibling relations in the context of Japanese culture.
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>>111719903
>thinking that's what brothers or sisters are for

Those are parents until you reach certain age, anon
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>>111720066
A loli maid would be fine too.
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>>111720014
Maybe you should consider that some of us are skinny or fit nerds, nerd
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>>111720066
>>>/t/umblur
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>>111719903
Yes. Especially if you're the better cook.
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>only 2 posts ITT that mention Koi Kaze
What the fuck

This is the ONLY anime that depicts a brother sister incest relationship realistically, how can you people not know about this
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>>111720104
It's normal to fuck your immediate famiy in Japanese culture?
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>>111720132
What
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>>111720132
>Redirects to tumblr
>Uses shitty tumblr meme
>>>/out/
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>>111719570
Not yet.
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>>111720166
Since when has that been common in anime? While it's far from normal, it's much more socially acceptable than it is in Western society.
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>>111714304
>Feeling bad for doing it
Look at this pleb
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>>111720166
if it use to be normal for them to castrate boys and get married to them.
then maybe.
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>>111720166
Do cousins count as immediate family?
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>>111719903
>not being the Onii-chan she deserves and making breakfast for her every morning
You do not deserve an imouto.
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>>111720298
My sister wakes up too late to eat breakfast.
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>>111720166
It isn't normal, but also isn't nearly as outrageous in Japan as it is in most countries.
That, and the Japanses are sexually frustrated as fuck.
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>>111714304
>posts a character who wants to fuck both of his step sisters
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>>111720343
You can always make her an early lunch or snack for when she finally wakes up.
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>>111720066
>little sister who looks up to her big bro for being a good student/supporting the family with his job/being a good person/whatever
>does his chores for him so he has more time to focus on his business
>thinks to herself "when i do this, it's almost like i'm nii's wife, isn't it" and blushes and smiles a little
Do you not understand this appeal
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>>111719956
Damn, sorry, bro
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>>111720469
HHHnnnnggggg
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>>111720469
Dude just go back to /noimotou/ you clearly have little grasp on the concepts of siblings
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>>111720469
I understand that's it's horribly unrealistic

It's cute in manga but what you're asking for is stupid. I prefer having a sister with her own life and personality much more
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>>111720536
Yeah, most little sisters are slobs anyways. You usually end up doing shit for their lazy ass.
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my nee-san had a child at 16, steals money for drugs and her abusive boyfriend

am i living the dream yet /a/
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>>111719824
I'm 29, sister is 25.

I'm just shy of 2 m tall and weigh 72 kg. My penis is 16.5 cm. I have relatively short hair and prefer to be clean-shaven. My sister is just a sister, who I love dearly as a sister.

Everything about me is exceedingly normal, except for the fact that I still post on 4chan after a decade, which is completely fucking retarded why the fuck am I still here.

>>111709844
Lots of them do, because there's as many kinds of sisters as you can imagine.
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>>111720469
Also you don't want a sister you want some kind of pure gf proxy
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>>111713919
It's shit
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>>111720595
I'd do things for my imoutos lazy ass if you know what I mean
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>>111720632
Combined cute and sex appeal.
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Nice blog thread normalfags.
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>>111718794
>>111718801
>>111718815
>>111718850
no endless recursion of time? apply yourselves
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>>111712765
No, she is.
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My older sister used to leave period blood on the seat before she moved out.

I would rush in to take a dump and there was some red. I had to get the cleaner and wipe it.
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>>111720611
>completely fucking retarded why the fuck am I still here
Answered your own question there.
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>>111720536
>>111720564
>>111720632
No fucking shit it's unrealistic, it's a fantasy. It's moe.
I have a sister, you blithering idiots, I know what reality is like. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate an ideal and think "wouldn't this be cute" from time to time.
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>>111720702
I don't know what anyone would expect when the OP is literally "discuss (anime) versus (real life)".
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>>111720689
Again, a gf "not a gf" proxy
The imotou you are describing is about 200 times less likely than a 3d equivalent of a 2d tomboy.
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>>111720741
>the cleaner and wipe it.
Do you mean your dick?
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>>111720763
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>>111720255
[source needed]
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>>111720827
No, standard eco-green cleaner.

The worst is rushing in, sitting down, and feeling something wet that's not water.
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>>111720885
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>tfw having a sister who's close to the same age as you
>tfw went to a small school and ended up in the same class despite being two grades apart

After a while your siblings become the people you're most sick of seeing, and you'll wish you were an only child.
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>>111721015
Where do I go to subscribe to your shitty blog?
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>>111721583
I was explaining how some sibling relationships work, in this case mine. No need to sperg out.
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>>111721359
> thread about realistic media portrayal
> talks about media fantasy
> gets told his fantasy isn't realistic
> ITS MY FANTASY LETME HAVE THIS I KNOW ITS NOT REAL/relevant to the thread

/a/ has plenty perfect imotou threads, this isn't one of them
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>tfw zero relationship with any of your siblings or parents
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>>111715055
Look at the bright side, you didn't play the lotto but at least you didn't fucking spend your whole paycheck and lose
>I have a younger brother
>We don't get along at all
>Like not even brotherly banter, we just plain don't like each other
>borderline 100% avoidance
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>>111720446
>>111720343
>My sister wakes up too late to eat breakfast.

Make her run to school with a piece of toast in her mouth.
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>mfw stepsister is a sandnigger
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>>111722656
At least you have a sister.
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>>111722656
At least you have a sibling you can legally fuck.
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>Back in the day, used to carpool with older sister to high school
>I alway hit snooze on my alarm clock
>She soemtimes would dump cold water on my face to wake me up
This wasn't like my Chinese Cartoons
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>>111720159
you mean shitloads of angst and ending with degradation and impending doom?
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Who in love with their cousins here?
Their boobs are all so big... why. They're all smaller than me too. And feminine. And blonde. God damn it, and there's so many of them. And the one who lives nearest to me is the only one who is a goddamn landwhale who drives her own truck. The hot ones live far away in US or the other end of the country. Am I really the unluckiest bishoujo in the world? Pic very related.
inb4 ban and shitstorm
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>>111722721
But that's not as fun
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>>111722767
Why would there be a ban or shitstorm

Grow up
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Almost everything about anime portrays it in a positive light. Everyone is good looking, there's no sign of poverty, and if there is, it's seen as comedy, siblings idolize you if their younger or take care of you if they're older, parents aren't divorced, you meet you're soul mate early on and never experience any problems etc.
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>>111722842
>>111722767
This, stop thinking you're special.
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Anime
>ara ara onee-chan
>kind pure sweet

My case
>pushed me around bullied
>got all the best stuff
>spent the most money
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>>111722842
happened before
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>>111722767
I was, back when I was a horny teen. Now they are all divorced or landwhales. Glad I didn't think with my dick.
>>
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>>111722947
>tfw you will never have a cute imouto who steals your clothes and your money and bullies you
>tfw she will never mock you for not having a date while she's already sucking ten dicks even when three years younger
>tfw she will never call you a gross otaku
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Nichibros is full of bitch sisters.
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>>111722767

I love my cousin at the moment, but she's in a relationship. :(
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>>111722767
>imouto has big breasts
>wears tight tank tops every day

Send help
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>>111723015
Well, he was gay
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You're telling me Mahouka isn't realistic?
Fuck...
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>>111723091
>emoticons

What the FUCK is wrong with /a/ today
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>>111723092
>three years older cousin from US comes to visit
>she wears hot pants, great legs
>ara ara anon you should show your legs off more too, don't be shy
What do?
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>>111722767
>Who in love with their cousins here?

>be me
>live in a different country with family
>visit homeland once a year, thus meating my 22 female cousins only once a year
>one cousin is pretty hot
>suddenly we are 13, always hang out when I'm there, cuddle etc
>suddenly 14, continue hang out even more
>suddenly 16, hold hands, look at each other, both know what this is about..
haven't gone there for 3 years now,
she's the only person who knows why
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>>111723205
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>>111723324
>>be me

This is getting way too /r9k/ and /b/
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>>111723267

Aren't you overreacting?
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>>111723092
Would this help?
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>>111723324
>be me
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>>111723267
>today
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>>111723320
What do you think you should do nigger.
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>>111723324
You actually got so far to hold hands with your hot cousin? I'm so fucking mad dude, I never even got that opportunity. You should have put the dick into her, for the sake of all of us.
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>>111723363
>>111723403
Well, seeing how it's used on /b/, /g/, /mu/, /sp/ and sometimes on /a/. It seems more like this is a global 4chan thing. So:
>be me
>be me
>be me
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>>111723380
No, I'm not, fuck off back to Facebook
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>>111723324
>hand holding
This is a blue board you degenerate.
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most realistic siblings
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>>111709844
Digimon, Daeth Note, Bleach.
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>>111709844
squid girl ldo
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>>111723401
No, I already have enough trouble keeping my boner hidden thanks
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>>111723489
The sad thing is, it's the only girl I hold hands with, where it actually just happened. All the other girls I hold hands with was because of my initial trying to grab the hand..
>never felt this good again while holding hands
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>>111713905
>She shares her shampoo with him
I seem to be missing something here, that doesn't out of the ordinary at all.
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>>111712023

There are a few scenes in Sora's route where they are acting like normal brother and sister actually. One could argue that early-Sora route before the Nao confrontation is when they are most like brother and sister, and then post Nao confrontation is when Sora starts acting like a housewife.
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>>111723577

Haha, this is entertaining. :)
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>>111723688
I bet you do, anon.
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>>111710255
Does he have two right feet?
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>>111723756
What's that supposed to mean?
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>>111723841
You know.
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>>111722842
Because /a/'s mods are retarded.
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>lusting after blood related
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>>111723614
*step-siblings. Real? KxK is the very definition of wish fulfillment fantasy.
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>>111719470

I vaguely remember him saying he was an aspiring writer.
>>
>tfw baby of the family
>tfw three older brothers
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>>111724028
>not having a hot cousin
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>>111724146
Watch Free with them
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>>111722767
I had a cousin who was in love with me but she was like half my age.
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>>111724022
I once said that I was "gay for" a certain anime girl or something along the lines and I got banned for that. Fuck the mods. .
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>>111722656
Such is life in Britain.
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>>111724146
So are you fucking them yet?
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>have imouto
>care for her wellbeing since infants
>make sure she never gets hurt nor gets into trouble
>starts growing up
>"FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
>starts riding the cock carousel
>ends up addicted to drugs by 19
>will never, ever, EVER know this feel due to only son
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>>111724314
That's a negative view, man. Sure, your little sister will start riding cocks, that's the straight life, but most don't get addicted to drugs.
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>>111723614
Why did you post this? Now I'll have to do over a hundred push-ups to suppress my rage. Fuck you.
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>>111723979
I don't like what you're implying
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>>111724314
>19 year old imouto
>pure, nice, beautiful, loves to hang out with me
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>Only have dirty older brothers
>All my friends don't understand how blessed they are to have sisters
Does life even matter?
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>>111724455
And what would that be?
>>
>This thread starts talking about anime
>Some fucking normies come in and insist on dragging real world into this with "lol you fags would never like a sister in da reeeeeeeeeel wurld"

Fucking hell I want the ANIME BOARD to actually talk about fucking ANIME
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>>111724563
>Hide thread? Na I think ill puke my autism all over the place instead.
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>>111717250
Maybe. I mean, it could have been worse he could have molested me or my sisters.
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>Shirou had a sister in Heaven's Feel and actually tried to be a good onii-chan
Why is he so perfect?
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>>111724455
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>>111724614
The thread isn't the problem you idiot, the problem is the people that came into the thread and brought up REAL LIFE.

Read the fucking OP, it doesn't say a god damn thing that would suggest "hey let's start blogging"
>>
My little sister is a shut-in even worse than me. She's 20, doesn't have a boyfriend, is probably lesbian but too closeted to say, collects Littlest Pet Shop toys and reads Yotsuba every night before going to sleep. She doesn't want to talk to me or even look me in the eye when I'm visiting. When I'm calling, her voice stutters and when I'm there she always spends time in front of her computer doing who knows what.
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>>111724683
Sibling threads always bring about blogging. It's just how it works.
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What's the point of having an imouto when it isn't Sora?
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NICE BLOG FAGGOTS
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>>111724518
I know that feeling from the other way around.
>Only have disgustingly normalfag little brother.
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>>111724683
Or people used anecdotal evidence to substantiate claims that a certain anime siblling relationship is realistic

Not to say blogging didn't happen but it would be included in a good discussion concerning the OP
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>>111724797

They didn't always used to bring blogging in, not until about a year ago. Everyone trying to be the new fucking OHB man.

>>111724805

There really isn't a point.
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>>111724314
You're a wizard aren't you? jus b urself
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>>111724644
>>111724546
But really, there's a noticeable bump in my pants when she's around and wearing such clothing. I have to keep checking and adjusting because if I don't she'll see.
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>>111724903
>b urself

Text speak bullshit is not allowed, fuck off.
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>>111724915
You are such a lewd little boy.
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>>111724314
I have a 21 year old imouto, she's not like that at all, she's more scared of drugs than I am.
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>>111725103
An /r9k/ one.
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My nee-san lets me lay me head in her lap
in a non sexual way
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>>111725228
If my imouto wasn't so sexy, it wouldn't be an issue. It can't be helped.
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>>111720914
so your tongue then.
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>>111724915
>Not wanting it to progress
>Not "accidentally" letting her notice, then covering it up quickly.
Your problem tells me your strait, your solution tells me your gay
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>>111723812
stop
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>>111724314
Epic frog meme.
Why is this accepted nowadays? Fuck off.
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Momo-chan is a realistic little sister.
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>>111725501
Why the hell not, I'll do it. Can't hurt anything.
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>>111709844
>No anime that depicts a realistic relationship between Brother and Sister.
Atashin'chi.

I'll be awaiting my internets now.
or a torrent with the episodes, can't find that shit no more and i lost it in a poorfag era disk crash back then.
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>>111724563
>>111724683
The op is literally "compare anime to real life".
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>>111726039
Who are you
>quoting
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>>111726039
Look, the normal advice for seeing if your sister would be okay with incest, is too get drunk with her and try to kiss her.
Either she's into it, or she laughs it off and says "your drunk anon"
Either way, at least you know.
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>>111726108
I'm guessing your new?
Green text doesn't necessarily mean quoting.
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>>111709844
Wayamote and D-frag
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>>111726208
The irony
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>>111726108
Kindly keep the /s4s/ garbage back in the containment board where it belongs.
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>>111726276
>implying shitposting Isn't shitposting.
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>>111726326
A) "Who are you quoting" isn't /s4s/ shit
B) No, if someone uses greentext like a retard I'm going to point it out

You don't just fucking greentext in the middle of a sentence
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>>111726403
No.
>it can be used whenever i damn well please.
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>>111726165
But my imouto doesn't get drunk, this is the next best thing
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>>111726403
>Doesn't understand how greentext has been used forever.
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay.
>Makes up arbitrary bullshit.
Show me where it has ever said that's the only way greentext is meant to be used.
>You can't.
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>>111726483
Really? Not at all?
I mean, i guess it's possible, but that's the default test.
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>>111709844
>muh greentext faggotry
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>>111726634
She's 18 years old and she's a good girl, she doesn't drink or anything like that.

I've thought about getting drunk around her when I move into my apartment and doing exactly what you're saying though. But that's in the future.
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>>111725743
Wait until only you and imouto are home, arrange for her to need to walk by living room. Take fake nap on couch, wood exposed, and hope she gets curious.
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>>111726816
Dude, she's not a little kid, she's not just gonna be like "i wonder what his penis looks like"
she'll probably cover him with a blanket or something like that.
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>>111723688
Wear a clothing that can cover your boner.
Or just rape her, you faggot.
Tenderly.
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>>111723092
>imouto does this all the time
i cant help but stare goddamn it /a/ help me out
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>>111726816
>>111726916
Yeah, she's not a kid, she's intelligent, she's not gonna believe I just fell asleep with my dick out in the living room

>>111727006
Stare more while you can, take it all in
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My imouto actually like Kirino in season one. Bitchy and always order me to do something she want.

But still, it's really sad for me to leave home study abroad because of her.
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>>111727059
Would she believe if you accidentally walked into her room and accidentally fell asleep with your dick in her body?
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>>111727136
That's so crazy it just might work.
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If only incestfags had actual sisters they would understand how disgusting, gross and degenerate is incest, yes even anime incest.
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>>111727194
Refuge in audacity.
Don't forget to make contingency plans.
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>>111727227
No, not really.
I'm an incestfag and i do have a sister.
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>>111727227
This just annoys me honestly, and I know it's just bait but it's still dumb because some people actually think this. /a/ is so far on the side of cynicism that they start calling normal things "insane fantasies"

>I have a cool sister who I wouldn't mind fucking
>HAHA YOU NECKBEARD NERD WITH NO SIBLINGS SO DESPERATE

Why is it so hard to believe exactly
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>>111727136
I actually think this might be a good plan. Just walk up to her on the couch, and start feeling her up. If she resists, stink your hand in her pussy. Push her down, and violate her.
Chances are she won't say anything anyway.
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>>111712765
lol that sounds like a realistic relationship to me
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>>111726916
Just make her breakfast nothing but an apron..backwards.
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>>111727341
I only want to sex my imouto while lovingly kissing and with the lights out while saying we love each other.
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>>111725309
>My nee-san lets me lay me head in her lap

My imouto lets me do this too. Lap pillow is the bestest thing in the world.
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>>111727481
>with the lights out
Are you serious? Don't you want to see her?
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So who else has a brother they wish would just fuck off forever in a legitimate, non-sibling rivalry kind of way?
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>>111727341
If she wants to say something, shut her mouth firmly and get her fired up, then accelerate.
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>>111727227
>tfw incestfag and siscon
>has a sister
eat shit moralfag
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In my case, Mahouka has come the closest in terms of representing a realistic sibling relationship.
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>>111727563
Yes, but she'd be shy and it's more romantic and accommodating for her first time.
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>>111727518
I love it.
>it's like a cushion of love, where all your fears and doubts melt away.
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>>111727341
Oh and make sure that no one suddendly interferes with your objective.
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>>111727683
> but she'd be shy
...are you genuinely stupid?

That's like the best part...the shy and embarrassed face.
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>>111727340
I don't know man, I never even considered fucking my sister. I don't view her in a sexual way. It seems really perverse, like wanting to fuck your mother, which I know some of you probably want to do anyway. It's not that kind of love, and I think the only way you could have romantic feelings like this is that you never felt the proper kind of love a brother and a sister should have for each other. And I pity you for that.
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>>111727789
You do realize that just because you think something, it doesn't mean it's impossible for other people to think something else right?
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>>111727683
It also may work out from a psychological pov.
Prepare her little by little, start small and go forward.
Corruption!
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>>111727789
That's perfectly fine. For you. But some of us love our sisters in another way. And that is also okay.
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>>111727752
Obviously, but I'm trying to be considerate of her here. I want her to be as comfortable as possible.
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>>111727824
>>111727875
I'm pretty sure the product of reproductive incest should be clear enough to show that something is wrong with you.
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>>111727227
>If only warfags had fought in actual wars they would understand how terrifying, scary and deadly is war, yes even anime war.

what's the point
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>>111727981
>Implying one generation of incest is dangerous
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>>111727981
>anyone who thinks differently than me is sick in the head
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>>111727227
I have a sister and I fap to incest all the time.

Fuck off summershit.
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>>111728048
I fought in Iraq, it was actually quite a bit of fun.
I admit, it wasn't an actual war, at least how i imagined it, but still.
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>>111727981
>love equals reproduction
It's like you don't even believe in love.
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>>111727981
Can live with that.
Also
>condoms
>first generation
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>>111727981
I visit a fairly popular sex story website, because sometimes doujins are too short or just don't do it for me.

Do you want to know which of their categories besides "Loving straight sex" has the most entries by a large number?
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>>111728195
Did you clean up the world of some sandniggers?
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>>111727789
>moralfag trying to be high and mighty over /a/
how much of a faggot can you get?
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>>111728297
Yes. But to be honest, it's pretty rare.
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>normals
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Not everyone's imouto hates their guts, mine is just another member of our friend group. We get drunk together, watch sci-fi and hang out occasionally.
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>MFW everyone in this thread has an attractive sister

Mine literally looks like my family lines first ancestor if you applied a wicked witch of the west template + nanny that looks after you and uses cooking and cats to fill up her lack of a sex life.

Fucking Nigger genes, not even once.
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>>111728930
>MFW everyone in this thread has sister
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>>111728861
>tell imouto shes my best friend
>anon-kun thats weird!
>mfw
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