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Do you worry you might die or go blind somehow before Kizumonogtari

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Do you worry you might die or go blind somehow before Kizumonogtari comes out?
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>>111556147
will you kill yourself after it's over because you have nothing left to look forward too?
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>>111556147
>>111556229
no
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What do they have left to animate after Hana?
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I'd prefer if it came out before I kill myself out of self pity.

>>111556447
>animate
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I'm worried that on th 16th there will be a post on shaft's site saying that hana will be delayed again.

I don't think my heart can take the absence of Monkey any longer.
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>>111556147
No. I came to terms with the fact that I'll never see Kizu long ago.
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>>111556564
>I'm worried that on th 16th there will be a post on shaft's site saying that hana will be delayed again.
>worried
>not fully expecting it
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>>111556564
Why is Monkey such a best.
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Do we even have a date yet for Hanamono?
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>>111556965

August, right?
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>>111556965
16th
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>>111556965
The new date was announced when it was delayed
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>>111556229

Of course not. We'll have Monogatari S3 to look forward to then.
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When I'm dead I probably won't care about anime anymore.
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>>111556965
Official date? August 16th.
Actual date? October 3rd.
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>>111556564
I'll be on vacation overseas when it comes out, I'm going to miss out on so much shitposting. God dammit.
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>>111557032
How fast do you think Commie is going to get all five finished?
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>>111556147
>Kizu
>coming out
Pick one
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is the gatari series good?

whats it about? from what I have gathered there are alot of girls, but what actually happens? is there a villain?
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>>111557149
?Touch Fuzzy Eyebrows
?Do Not Touch Fuzzy Eyebrows
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I don't even fucking care anymore, I just want Tatsuya Oishi back.
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You didn't hear?
They're gonna release Kizu shortly after the end of the third season of Full Metal Panic.
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>>111557286
There are head tilts and lolis and not much else.

If that's what you are looking for this is your shit. If not you will hate it.

Also there is a cat and she is absolute shit.
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>>111557108
If only
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I almost died a couple nights ago because I had to drive downtown on a bunch of drugs and I was passing out on the road

/blog

Luckily I'm still alive to witness Kizu
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>>111557334
Monkey is love, Monkey is life
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>>111557513
well, I do enjoy head tilts every now and then..

so.. what happens in the episodes? do they just talk to eachother? what drives the plot? MC gotta catch em all lolis?
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>>111557626
I for one welcome our simian overlord
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>>111557286
>is the gatari series good?
Yes.
Best girl wins 5 episodes in, the MC for once is not a spineless and asexual amoeba and the rest of the cast is pretty solid.
Except snake.
Snake a shit.
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>>111557674
No
It's just head tilts and lolis raining from the heavens.
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>>111557149
If Futsuu stops being lazy, maybe a week or two. Otherwise, October.
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I refuse to believe that monkey is only interested in girls.
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>>111557286

Remember anon, Kaiki is best girl.
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>>111557674
Mongatari series is basically about psychological and emotional problems taking the shape of demons/monsters and they're exercised through conversation.

It's pretty light-hearted, and most of the episodes are conversations and fanservice. It's one of my favorite shows.
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>>111557286
why don't you find out
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>>111557742
That's some bullshit. Why do we have to rely on Commie? This is the one thing they can actually do right.

>>111557748
She's not it is explicitly stated that she is an araragisexual
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>>111557733
>>111557705
will I enjoy this if I liked nisekoi?

>>111557786
I tend to do some research before I devote myself to something
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>>111557674
>do they just talk to eachother
That's pretty much the only thing that happens.
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>>111557748
She's Araragi-sexual, like everyone in the universe.
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Di someone say monkey?
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>>111557748
Fun fact: a lot of girls keep professing their preferences for pussies until they actually find themselves in front of one, afterwards they usually steer back to heterosexuality.
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>>111557681
thanks
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>>111557826
No

Nisekoi was shit. There were no loli and not enough headtilts. Shinbo's weakest work after Mekaku Shitty Shafters.
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>>111557826
>will I enjoy this if I liked nisekoi?
There is a harem, but the plot actually progresses.
Also, lots of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
So... probably yes?
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>>111557826
>I liked nisekoi

Then you might dislike it since you have shit taste
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>>111557705
I don't get why snake is hated so much.
It's not like her as a person but I don't particularly dislike her either. She is a pretty decent character.
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Snake going batshit on everyone at school has been my favorite scene so far.

I'm barely catching up on this Monogatari train. About to watch the climax of the snake arc.
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>>111557942
>She is a pretty decent character.
wat
Did you actually watch Monogatari Second Season?
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>>111557334
Damn, when it zooms in on Monkey it looks like a shitty dating sim game from Newgrounds. Props, Shaft.
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>>111557942
/a/ hates true yandere, which is a shame because it is the second cutest dere.

But even if that wasn't true she is a shit. Not as bad as cat of course, but she still a shit. Second to last ranked Gatari.
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>>111557942
She's meant to be disliked, that's the entire point of her character.
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>>111557855
How is that even possible? Wouldn't they know what a pussy is like from their own bodies?
If anything it's surprising that men are able to enjoy pussies.
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>>111557818
>Why do we have to rely on Commie?
There's bound to be another group doing it
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Gatari girls: marry/fuck/kill?
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>>111557893
sounds good enough

I take it the watch order is Bake>Nise>Neko? I believe one of these is a prequel?

>>111557893
>>111557908
duly noted
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>>111557826
>I tend to do some research before I devote myself to something
I think a better way to do some research is watch an episode rather than gain others' impressions
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>>111558097
Yes, but this is the one series that commie actuall does better than anyone else.
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>>111557942
She's kind of a psychotic bitch who doesn't give a shit about anything but her Koyomi Onii-chan
I mean, I like her for that but I can see why someone would dislike her
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>>111558144
Neko is a prequel, but I still recommend watching it in broadcast order.
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>>111558141
Marry Senjougahara
Fuck Hanekawa
Kill Nadeko
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>>111557855
>Fun fact
Good thing we have a credible person such as yourself
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>>111557286
>gatari
Yuck. Lurk more.
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>>111558141
Marry: Monkey
Fuck: Bee Phoenix
Daughteru: The dead trio
Kill:Cat Crab Snake
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>>111558144
Bake, Nise, Neko, Second Season
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Is it just coincidence that it got delayed to the day right after the assumption of mary?
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>>111558016
>>111558038
Like I said I don't like her as a person. It's just that there is a difference between a real person and a fictional character. Of course I wouldn't want to deal with her in my own life but in the story she's just fulfilling a role that contributes to the plot. What's the point of hating the villain of story if the story wouldn't even be happening without him?
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>>111558141
Marry: adult snail
Fuck: black cat
Kill: snake
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>>111557513
motherfucker fight me
cat is smart, reliable and our children will never go hungry
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>>111558141
Marry - Senjougahara
Fuck - Monkey
Kill - Nadeko
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>>111558196
She doesn't give a shit about Loliragi. She is a self absorbed psychotic sociopath. Stop forming opinions until you actually finished the story
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>>111558032
>thinks snake is a true yandere
>hates cat
the door is right over there fagget
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>>111556147
2010?07?30? Kizumonogatari anime green-lit
2010?08?13? SoreMachi anime under production
2010?09?13? Mariaholic season 2 under production
2010?10?21? MBS X SHAFT original anime under production
2010?12?18? Denpa Onna anime under production
2011?01?14? Katte ni Kaizou anime under production
2011?03?26? Hidamari Sketch SP anime under production
2011?03?27? Kizumonogatari anime is a movie announcement
2011?03?30? Kizumonogatari anime postponed to 2012
2011?08?15? Hidamari Sketch Honeycomb anime under production
2011?11?07? Madoka Magica movie green-lit
2012?03?31? [email protected] Kizumonogatari announcement none.
2012?03?31? Hidamari Sketch Honeycomb broadcast times announced
2012?04?07? Kizumonogatari anime postponed to 2012 and beyond
2012?08?10? [email protected] anime under production
2012?08?10? SHAFT X Kantoku anime Prism Nana under production
2012?09?26? Nekomonogatari anime under production
2012?10?08? Fate/EXTRA CCC game movie opening under production
2012?10?13? Madoka Magica movie 1 & 2 broadcast times announced
2012?12?03? Prism Nana pachinko machine released
2012?12?07? Nekomonogatari anime broadcast times announced
2012?12?31? Monogatari Series 2 anime under production
2013?01?07? Monogatari Series 2 anime broadcast times announced
2013?03?03? Hidamari Sketch season 5 under production
2013?03?09? Madoka Magica movie 3 broadcast times announced
2013?07?03? Nisekoi anime under production
2013?07?31? Kizumonogatari broadcast times announced
2013?07?31? Broadcast times announcement deleted from website
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>>111556147
>Do you worry you might die or go blind somehow before Kizumonogtari comes out?

Smalltime.

I have to survive until the next Homu Magica movie.
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>>111558501
Yes, and Araragi is the image she made in her mind of a person to look up to/love
If she didn't give a shit about him she wouldn't try to kill him either
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>>111558520
What's next for Shaft after Hana?
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This could be interesting for the monkey bros which play AA2.
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>>111558400
Cat is insecure, self absorbed, emotionally needy and manipulative. Worst girl

Cat a shit.
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>>111558141
Marry: Hitagi
Fuck: Shinbou
Kill: Phoenix :3
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>>111558520
>Hidamari Sketch season 5 under production
How did I not know this yet? Am I being trolled?
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>>111558611
All of Monogatari is eventually going to be animated apparently, so Third Season, with Tsukimonogatari, all of the Owarimonogatari's and Zokuowarimonogatari, Koyomimonogatari would probably be animated by itself as an OVA or something
Also Kizu but >
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>>111558429
this is correct
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>there are people who actually think kizu is going to be animated before koyo, owari and zoku
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>>111558651
the only thing I agree with you on is that she is emotionally needy and insecure, if she was self absorbed she say she knew everything and if she was manipulative she would try and steal araragi for herself instead of giving him relationship advice and telling everyone that he is not a bad influence on that fucking hor crab
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>>111556147
Strangely, no.
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>>111558569
>madoka movie sequel never
>S2 never
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>>111558598
she only cares about the idea of him
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>>111558651
None of those are true.
Actually her problems come from trying to suppress those kind of traits.
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Nisio better not pull some strange shit like Araragi dying at the end of Zoku or my jimmies will reach maximum rustling level
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>>111558038
She's got a very flawed personality, but she's not written to be hated
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what are you guys talking about? Kizu comes out fall 2012. we one have like -684 days to go.
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>>111559033
But he's already dead
>>111558942
Exactly, >her Koyomi Onii-chan
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>>111559077
It's okay anon, I'm sure there is a parallel timeline where Kizu got animated immediately and it was splendid.
We just have to find ourselves a vampire and cross dimensions.
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>>111559033
It'll end with Araragi dropping out of college so that he can pursue a career writing light novels. You know what that means.
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>>111558141
Marry: all
Fuck: all except snail
Kill: none
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>>111559135
>[Coalgirls]
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>>111559033
Whatever happens it'll be spoiled for me cause I can't speak moon and will never learn in time.
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>>111559135
oh ya well take this spoiler snake is shit
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>>111559200
>implying I took the screenshot
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>>111559277
I don't see how that changes anything.
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>>111558141
Marry: Cat
Fuck: Monkey
Kill: Snake
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>>111558977
ya but she tries to be a good girl so people will not pity her, and she wants someone to swoop in and save her
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I'm not Rustle, so I don't have to worry about going blind.
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>>111559365
GODDAMNIT ANON
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>>111559277
>filename
sure you didn't
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>>111559403
4chan allowed you to download things with their original filenames, were you not here for that time-period or something?
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>>111559338
That's only human. At least not something to judge her about. How is not wanting to be pitied even bad?
Everyine has problems and she's trying hard enough to fix hers.
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>>111559200
What's so bad about that?
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>>111559663
>What's so bad about mediocrity?
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>>111558141
Marry: Bat
Fuck: Snake
Kill: Snake
Adopt: Snail
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I already got in a car accident and lost a leg so it just might be inevitable
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>>111559600
>I'll cut my hair that will fix the crippling emotional problems and disgusting personality traits that caused my soul to give birth to two other worldly abominations!
This is what catshit actually believes.

That's not even getting into how disgusting her body is.
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>>111559814
damn
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>>111559814
She cut her hair because she was heartbroken, not because of the crippling emotional problems. Araragi was merely the drop that made the cup overflow

"Of course. Would I ever turn down a request from Hanekawa?"
"Then, I wonder if I should request something right now?"
And saying that, from a cute pouch (that didn’t really match her school uniform) that hung from her shoulders Hanekawa took out a pair of scissors used to cut hair.
"This has absolutely nothing to do with Araragi-kun, but recently my heart was broken. So in order to get over that,"
She spoke with a smile.
"These braids, could you cut them off in a single stroke for me?"
"………"
It appears that that was the main point of today.
Incidentally, you could say that the source of Hanekawa’s stress could be me, as well.
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Why aren't we posting best girl: Kaiki?
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>>111559814
Giving birth to monsters because you're trying to be a good person is definitely something you have to reckon with. It's really strange that she didn't expect that to happen.
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>>111559976
So what you are saying is that her solution to her problems is to cut her hair?

Her problems that caused two otherworldly abominations to be born into this world.

Cat a shit.
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>>111560159
No, this was how she dealt with Araragi not wanting to dump Senjougahara
How she dealt with the rest of her problems is literally the entirety of Neko: Shiro, maybe you should read/watch it
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>>111560144
>trying to be a good person
That's a whole lot of spin. Let's rephrase that in real talk.
She is a lying cunt, who is so two faced that hiding her truly disgusting real nature causes monsters to be born.
See? Isn't that nicer when you take all the sugar off and look at it objectiely?
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>>111560159
Symbolism nigga, she just cuts parts of herself every time she's in a pickle.
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Bat and Crab are best.
I want to like Cat, but the facade she uses is really offputting, and her VA is shit.
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>>111558520

Kubota, the SHAFT CEO, also confirms that they're still working on Kizu during the Madoka Hollywood Premiere.
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>>111560340
Oh so not only is she selfish, manipulative, a liar, dishonest, needy, and emotionally manipulative, she is also a cutter.

Cat a shit
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>>111560270
Everyone lies Anon. Her true nature isn't even that disgusting. She likes a boy and envies people for having homes.
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>>111559814
You can talk shit all you want about her personality, but there's no way you're that much of a faggot that you'd hate her baby making piece of heaven that is her body.
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>cat


>"i'm going to ignore my bad traits and feeling for so long that they'll physically manifest and ruin people lives or almost kill them,"
>"But I'm a good girl! My step parents are mean! What do you mean someone whos feelings I don't even consider dosen't want to go out with me?"
>"I only know what I know, I'm not arrogant or looking down on other people because I'm smarter then them or anything
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>>111560538
And then she gets character development and gets better proceeding to be pretty much written out of the story
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>>111560450
And does everyone give birth to monsters? No bitch is a lot worse than you are willing to admit.

>>111560478
She is fat, she doesn't exercise so she has no muscle tone, she probably stinks since she is such a poorfag she doesn't even have her own room to change in. The shower that crabcakes gave her was probably her first in a long time so chances are her hair is greasy as fuck. She wears fucking glasses etc etc

she is fat dirty greasy nerd
No wonder you losers like her, you are so beta you ignore best girl and go for the lowest common denominator even in your chinese cartoons.
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>>111560646
So what you are saying is that the moment she stops being shit she becomes completely irrelevant?

sausages Nisio-sama. Keep trolling the catfags.
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>>111560538
Her two positive traits are that she reads in the library every day, the result of her family hating her and making no room for her at home, and that she has really full fat tits.
Thats her entire character. Fat titted book worm who at her core is a horrible human being, if you can even call her that anymore.
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>>111560478
cat is cannon fat, did you see the 3d actor they used for those SHAFT cut shots in the show?
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I hate her. But I love her.
But I hate her.
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>>111560874
>big tits
Sold.
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>>111560659
>And does everyone give birth to monsters?
Of course not. Not everyone is a fucking anime character confronted with the supernatural.
>she is fat dirty greasy nerd
That's just wrong
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http://strawpoll.me/2259529
Pick several
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>>111560985
Why are you responding?
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>>111561037
Anyone that doesn't pick Kanbaru is a fag.
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>>111560891
>cannon fat
>cannon
Other than that, how stupid are you?
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I wish I could become a plant
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>>111560985
But it's not. Did Crab give birth to a monstrosity because she was raped?

Did Bee's clinical stupidity cause hell on earth to possess her?

No

Cat is so twisted and broken inside that she made that happen. She isn't nice, she isn't good. She is broken little whore who probably gets passed around among her step father's friends.

Cat a shit.

Crab a best
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>>111561044
There's nothing to lose except my time.
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>>111561107
Calendars should be made of all-organic components.
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>>111560921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuidfKPUskw
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>>111561107
Why not a stone?
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>>111560874
Epic shitposting friend
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>>111560659
>you are a beta because you like this character that I don't
What?
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Cat and Phoenix are the only characters that look better with short hair.
Prove me wrong.
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>>111556229
I can always make a Shinobu tulpa.
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>>111561239
I can't
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>>111561155
Encouraging him can only lead to more funposting on his part.
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>>111561037
I think I may have overdone myself.
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>>111561239
Monkey

Checkmate atheist
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>>111561304
Why did crab look so bad at the beginning of season 2 and so good at the end?
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>>111561239
Bee.
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>>111561374
Because of the time-skip
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>>111561374
Difference in hairstyle and emotional state.
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>>111561037
>22. Ougi (???): 0 votes (0%)
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>>111561296
The second I saw her, I could not stop but think: Wow what a cute.
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>>111561379
Bee is terrible with short hair and you should feel bad for liking her short hair.
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>>111561309
If you would not fuck a Monkey you have absolutely no taste. Say what you will about her personality, but Monkey as the best god damned body of all the gataris and would fuck like a weasel.
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>>111561432
Well her arm's kind of furry
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>>111561428
>having shit taste
I'll leave you to suffocate in your own filth, scum.
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>People wouldn't fuck Snake
You can't be serious
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>>111561488
Canon says monkey arm is going to be gone by the time she is twenty and you get all that delicious girl. It's not just the discrete components, but rather the glorious whole that makes that Monkey so fine. A soft tummy, the sweep of the hips, a firm ass, that point on the lower back where it joins the ass, where the thighs bridge and join the hips, and the perfect v formed by the mons pubis, perky tits that are a handful and not much more. Sure you can enjoy the individual parts, but the whole is so much better and the perfect example of these proportions is Monkey. It is the core of femininity. That's not even getting into her personality, which among gataris is unique. She is honestly the only one I would want to live with. Funny, interesting, athletic, outgoing, and personable.
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>>111561432
I just find no interest in her. Maybe I'm a homosexual.
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>>111561432
>monkey
>better body than bee
Dream on, faglord. Bee is canonically the most fit grill.
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>>111561541
Well yeah but by the time she's 20 she won't be a hot teenager anymore, she'll be a hot lady, and that takes some of the appeal off
>>111561611
No, Kanbaru is her sports-senpai
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>>111561611
Enjoy your six pack abs.
Some men like women with a woman's body and some men like women with a man's body, I guess.
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>>111561425
I voted for Monkey and Ougi
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>>111561663
>implying
You obviously have no idea how a humman body works.
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>>111561657
She will only get prettier.
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>>111556229
>Koyomigatari
>life after that
I can't imagine it. I just don't know how life will be worth living after SHAFT gets done animating -monogatari.
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>>111561724
It's okay anon, no one will judge you here.
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>>111561724
>humman
No, no I don't.
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I don't know

my grandma said I'd go blind if I kept masturbating though
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>>111561795
I figured you were a retard. Good thing you have the insight to admit it.
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>>111557826
>asking to be spoonfed is now research
fuck this generation
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>>111556147
No, that's stupid.
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Is she really that popular?
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the more friends you have, the weaker you are as a person
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>>111561983
The minute she started talking was the moment she became best girl. Am I alone here?
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>>111562174
No. Shinobu a best, no matter what form she takes.
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>>111562174
>The minute she showed up butt naked for 10 minutes of softcore SHAFT loli porn was the mement she became best girl
Fixed that for you
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>>111562119
ANON STRONK
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i love this epic best girl meme, it reminds me of r/anime xD
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>>111562233
>>111562174
Mah niggas
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So, halfway through watching second season.

But I still have a question. Do they ever explain why Crab does a 180 in terms of personality.

And why she cut her hair.
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>>111562346
>her hair
Character development.
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Teen Shinobu > Kiss-shot > Loli Shinobu > Brain problems Shinobu

>>111562346
>And why she cut her hair
Because for Nisio, character development = cutting your own hair
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>>111562346
She turned dere
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>>111562233
I particularly like her when she's being a shadow
>>111562346
That was explained in Nise
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>>111562372
>>111562396
Ok ;_;

>>111562422
Is there a reason though, like a point where she decided that tsundere wasn't enough and decided to go full dere.
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>>111562346
apperentlly Araragi has a fetish for short hair, so that's why she cutted it.
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>yfw Sodachi wins the Araragibowl
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>>111562346
Confronting Kaiki and doing it with Araragi halfway at the end of Karen's arc in Nise mostly resolved her issues
She stops being so confrontational and starts being more friendly and "dere"

>hair
Nisio's patented Instant Character Development technique

>>111562562
Good taste
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>>111562584
I hope not. If she ends up going back to him after everything he did to her I will be platinum mad.
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>>111562520
>Is there a reason though, like a point where she decided that tsundere wasn't enough and decided to go full dere.
Curing her of her illness made her fall in love with Arararagi, but her problems still weighted her down (muh symbolism), hence her tsundere attitude.
After confronting Kaiki she finally lets go of her past and becomes a somewhat-normal human being, hence the emergence of her dere side
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>>111562640
true, Araragi a shit
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>>111562584
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>>111562520
The moment she stopped having scenes with Araragi
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>>111562726
Get on my level
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>>111562692
Also her fact that Arararagi was giving a thorough dicking every night may have had something to do with it
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>>111562788
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>>111562562
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>>111563128
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>>111563128
Would Araragi die if I cut off his ahoge?
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>>111563247
no but it would be extremely painful. it has bones
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>>111562788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG5OyAH7wy4
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>>111563415
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>>111563520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNbpASqZk6A
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>>111562803
Araragis dick could cure cancer
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>>111563520
>Shinobu will never be real
Why live
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>>111563574
Well, his bodily fluids do have healing powers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huud3BrOJTc
kaiki did nothing wrong
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>>111563520
http://youtu.be/wDAlIWgzKMg
video includes headtilts with interpolation
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Did Monogatari S2 have commentaries?
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>>111562584
HEADS WILL ROLL
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>>111559038
Snake's written as a shallow bitch with no redeemable qualities other than being cute. That's acknowledged in-universe. She's also a murderous psycho. Please tell me how she's not written to be disliked.
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>>111562584
>implying that's Sodachi
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>>111564293
all of monogatari BDs has commentaries
the pairings were:

Neko Shiro
>Cat and Crab
>Snake and Phoenix
Kabuki
>Snail and Bat
>Snail(21yrs) and Cat(6yrs)
Otori
>Yotsugi and Kagenui
>Fire Sisters
Oni
>Bat and Yotsugi
>Ougi and Snake
Koi
>Ougi and Cat
>Ougi and Phoenix
>Crab and Phoenix
>Cat and Crab
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>>111564652
Not whoever you're talking to but dislike is subjective. The only thing that is objective is that she's written to be incredibly flawed. Possibly one of the more flawed characters in the show. Whether or not that makes her disliked by may is irrelevant.
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>>111564693
then who do you think that is anon?
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>>111562803
>>111564504
Who are you talking about
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>>111564756
>Snail(21yrs) and Cat(6yrs)

That sounds awesome
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>>111556147
No because it's not coming out anyways.
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>>111564819
No idea. But she must go through one hell of a character development if her hair is that wildly different and turns into a brownfu.
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>>111564825
Literally who.
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>>111558400
Don't cats sometimes eat their young?
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>>111564779
You don't have to dislike her, I'm sure there are some weirdos who love her, I'm just saying when you write a character the way she's written, you're usually trying to get people to dislike her or at least pity her.
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>>111565110
>you're usually trying to get people to dislike her or at least pity her
That's what Anno said about Asscar and Ray.
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>>111564860
it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02mrJG1Ptw0
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>>111561037
I checked every goddamn one of them. All gatari girls are olev, and although some are better than others, the differences between them are marginal.
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>>111565516
>difference between snake and bat
>marginal
KA KA
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Ok, Shinobu confirmed a best.
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>>111565597
Well, the difference between each subsequent character is marginal.

Since snake and bat are on opposite sides of the spectrum the difference is greater than others.
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>>111556147
Actually, many people have
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>>111565812
Truly sad.

Reminder to all anons here that life is short and you should watch as much anime as you can before your time is up.
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>>111565812
>>111565883
An anon will die before the Fall anime season and that'll be one less person to enjoy anime with.
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>>111565951
I hope it isn't me. I am really looking forward to more DATEBASE DATABASE WOW WOW
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>>111566012
Hopefully there is a heaven and our fellow /a/nons can watch completed anime for eternity in peace.
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>>111563740
those have to be the most pure and precious bodily fluids
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>>111565110
You're just pretty poor at understanding characters and the audience if you can't see how Nadeko is written to be identifiable and likeable. She's along the lines of WataMote's Tomoko except cute and less corrupted
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>>111556147
Just wait for the dub.
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Is there any other scene that has foreshadowing like this?
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>>111564921
The mirror imagery and the text imply it might be something like an alt timeline Sodachi
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>>111566814
>Nadeko is written to be identifiable and likeable

bait.jpg
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>>111566939
Is it really foreshadowing if the plot is literally written on the wall?
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>>111566939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqBM-Y4r9Q
"The courage to lie to your lover"
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>>111567499

;_;

I really didn't want snail to go...
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>>111557748
Her first love is books. Look how happy she is.
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>>111567755
I want a Monkey of my own.
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>>111566939
Probably the scene where Araragi makes the most obvious foreshadowing by saying something will happen to Mayoi but then goes "Just kidding!" at the end to make it seem like what he said had no meaning
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>>111567755
I wish to swim in the sea of books and also her vagina
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>>111568081
>Yotsugi nopan
>Dem thighs
>Dat ZR
Sweet zombie jesus
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>>111567755

You now realized that monkey had hot sex with bee when she came to visit.
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>>111568269

Where are my doujins?
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>>111563740
Know why an Araragi wil never, on any account, drink water?
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>>111568298
All the fuck over the place. That scene has at least four. That's where the whole toothbrush in the butt joke comes from.
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>>111558141
marry: kissshot
fuck: cat
kill: snake
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Does Gaen ever stop being a shit.
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>>111568298
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>Kaiki best girl won't show up again after hana
>all episodes will air in 1 day
>there will never be a series about the older cast in their university days
>Kizu never
why go on living
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>>111568692

That needs a sequel.

Sadly he's doing a KanColle doujin next.
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>>111568692

Well, time to masturbate. Thanks, /a/.
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>>111568610
she kills Araragi and the brings him back
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>>111568610
Don't worry, she gets even worse later
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>>111568755
his latest one was KLK one
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>>111568815
PEAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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>>111568771
Sorry anon, I don't read spoilers.

>>111568815
Well fuck. At least she's doing a good job of making me hate her, if that's what the author meant to do.
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>You will never see Araragi's glorious mullet animated
Third Season when?
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>>111568730
I would love to see a SoL series about Gaen Kaiki Meme and their club making Yotsugi for a project. Just hanging out in their club room bullshiting their lives away. Kaiki always trying to scam them, meme balancing everything out, Gaen being a fucking cunt. In the last episode they finally finish her and as she comes to life one of the first things Meme says as a joke is Peace Peace.
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>>111569172
10/10 would watch
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I'm slowly going blind in my right eye. I get to be an edgelord soon.

But fuck man, it's weird seeing half blurry. Just fucking go blind already so I can see with one eye no problem. 20-20 vision is good only if half isn't blurry.
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>>111568730
Don't worry anon, Kaiki will show up at the very end and get together with Crab after Araragi dumps her for Bat.
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Who fucking cares about the monogatari serie if we cant have more kaiki in them

best fucking opening....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIEztK_gwQ&index=2&list=FLko3_yT-tBX1KsA3TlfssSA
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Have faith in Oishi.
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>>111569384
Don;t give up Rustle, we still need you.

Also do some Shinbo doujins once in a while.
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>>111568610
You mean, does she ever stop shouldering the dirty work to help Araragi and co. out?
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>>111569500
Fuck off Gaen
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>>111569500
"Helping" Araragi is just a consequence of fucking up ___Ougi___'s plans
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>>111569414
>Implying he's dead
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>>111570129
I want to cum on Yotsugi's eyebrows
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>>111570451
I want to sniff the inside of her hat. Do you think it smells like rotten meat?

Actually what do the dead trio smell like?
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>>111568692
Why is Monkey so legit?
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I wish to play with 2hu's hat
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>>111569134
but Hana
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hmph...y'know i never really thought about that.
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>>111570306
death or not, we will never see him again

like myoi, monogateri without her is just a waste of time
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>>111570495
Man Monkey knows.

And after she was done banging loliragi's imouto, you know she went to his room sucked him off and let him sniff her fingers.

Kanbaru a straight bro.
10/10 would let fuck my imouto and then play some horse with.
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>>111568815
>tfw I think Ononoki is as close to best girl as you can get behind monkey
>tfw like two doujins
fuck
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>>111570867
We'll get more when she eventually has an arc of her own.
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>>111558144
I usually recommend
Bake
Neko
Nise
S2
Mainly because neko picks up on the preview scene near the end of bake and continues the cat story.
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>>111558141
Marry bee, fuck monkey, kill snake
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>>111570584
>We will never see Mayoi again
Even now, there is hope for Snail
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>>111571248
A man of taste. A simple wife who is hot, but doesn't think too much and thinks that bearing a man's child is the highest sign of love is best.

Monkey is pure sex. Marriage is out of the question but hanging out and fucking around would be amazing.

Snake needs to die. Cat will end up killing herself anyways.
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>>111571318
But we will when loliragi dies.
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>>111558141
Marry: Senjougahara
Fuck: Bee, monkey, phoenix.
BFF: Shinobu
Daughteru: Snail
Kill: you for making me consider killing a gatarigirl
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>>111561037
>no loli hanekawa
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I just finished S2, he's going to be okay r-right?
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>>111572668
>Beat in the legs and over the head with a pipe outside of the city in the middle of the snow
He's pretty fucking dead.
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>>111572668
????????????????????
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>>111572871
Why can't we ever have nice things?
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Was there any kind of news regarding Kizu?
It's been so long.
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>>111572955
Ougi kinda a cute
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>>111573586
SOON™

>>111573693
She's a man
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>>111573789
Still a cute

I want to lick her dead black eyes
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>>111573586
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>>111573586
The closest would be >>111569460 from a Monogatari event last month, though it just says "I'll make it" so it could technically refer to anything.
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>>111573586
>>111575029
I don't see any way they can justify not releasing Kizu before starting on Third Season
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>>111558141
Marry Snake
Fuck Monkey
Kill Cat
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>>111575329
I'm almost 100% sure Third Season will air before Kizu happens
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>>111557705
I'm glad that we can all agree that snake is total shit.
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>>111558141
Marry: Crab
Fuck: White cat
Kill: dunno

Why does everybody hate snake?
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>>111577303
Watch the anime
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>>111577303
>Why does everybody hate snake?

I'm honestly shocked there are people who don't hate Snake
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>>111577489
I haven't finished it yet, but she seems be meh.
>>111577547
I don't hate her and I don't praise her.
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>scans never
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>>111577604
>never
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>>111577596
Just watch. The only people that don't hate her are the diehard waifuist who try to justify what she did.
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>>111577707
As I said I don't praise her.
>justify what she did.
Oh boy
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>>111556147
Heat death of the universe comes before Kizu, so no.
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>>111577646
Has anything besides the one shot been translated?
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>>111580458
no ;_;
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