Is Karen Araragi fully human? She claims that she can squat 180 kg (400 lbs), but that exceeds the world record for 15-year-old females.
Powerlifting is an extremely niche sport, women powerlifting is a niche of a niche, and sub-junior women powerlifting is a niche of a niche of a niche - the current world records probably don't even approach the actual physical limits.
I bet there are some girls in the Chinese weightlifting camps that could break those records like it's nothing, they just didn't have the opportunity to compete in any powerlifting competitions.
But at least has good depth and even goes below parallel. Looks like her knees bend inwards a bit, though.
I'd let her squat all over my face, though.
>a series with:
>possessed arms growing hair
>vampires and regeneration
>fully functional head-antennae
>mad stapler skills
>ball-and-socket joint necks
>weightlessness through possession
>something with corpses
>socially accepted polygamy
>socially accepted pedophilia
>socially accepted incest
>socially accepted bloodlust incited by incest
>men and women from various ages, various upbringings and no prior relation to each other all being experts in otaku culture
>ball-and-socket joint necks
that's just standard SHAFT fare
>socially accepted incest
Tsukihi's reaction seems to imply that it isn't socially acceptable.
>I don't want Karen's ass in my face
>>socially accepted polygamy
>>socially accepted pedophilia
How does it feel having a waifu who is physically stronger than you?
Similarly, you may say you are fluent in Japanese, have watched over a thousand chinese cartoons, and are totally NEET if you forget that whole education thing you're following on the sidelines.
Are you fully human?
'Plate' refers to a 20 kg (45lbs) weight in Murricaland, because that is usually the biggest they are using. In more civilized countries we regularly have 25 kg and 50 kg plates and logically announce the total weight.
There is no episode.
I heard that a (fired? i dont really know) shaft animator did that, not as a part of his work, ofcourse. Just for funzies, I guess.
Also, there is no
>socially accepted pedophilia
in monogatari series. It's just the case of two people (a mortal and a hellbound/undead loli aberration) kissing. There is no "society" part. And noone will ever know.
>just the case of two people
That scene where she tosses araragi around like a little bitch leveling highways and shit kind of annoyed me. its like hes doomed to not fight after kizu
>"I cant fight her because i'm too strong and I might kill her and shes my sister."
>Proceeds to get all his bones broken and thrown into concrete pillars so hard that they collapse
At least he has the next best thing
It's a fucking cartoon with vampires, ghosts and other paranormal shit.
>Worst girl has lewdest body
Why is this allowed
Snake > Karen > Monkey > the rest
>She will never be your brocon imouto
>You will never make her feel platinum in your arms
>even the doujins are filled with references I don't understand
A 180 kg lock out is childs play. If she can walk with that then it's still not as impressive than a full squat. Besides she's probably referring to the leg press as a "squat", which is lies and deceit because the leg press is for pussies. And faggots who want to brag about pressing 300 kg.
Women have godawful genetic gifts for strength.
On the other hand, Crab is the only one he's actually done it with
Although you have to wonder how far that mental link with Shinobu goes
>his girlfriend is shit.
> I heard that a (fired? i dont really know) shaft animator did that, not as a part of his work, ofcourse.
Sometimes I don't know if people here have become that retarded or if they just pretend to be.
>Crab is the only one he's actually done it with
Okay, now who's being Naive, anon?
>Sometimes I don't know if people here have become that retarded or if they just pretend to be.
I thought he was just fucking with him, in other words
>It was merely an act, I was pretending to be lacking mental faculties to ruse you!
I wonder what the Araragis do. They're stated to be police officers, but I like to think they're devil summoners (or something similar), and watch over Araragi to make sure he doesn't get himself properly killed. I mean, I've met plenty of cop parents who know when something is up with their kids, but just sit back from a distance until their kid fucks up.
I bet it's all extremely normal and boring.
But I'd still like to see 30 minutes of them sitting around the dinner table talking about school, work, friends, politely passing condiments around, doing the dishes afterwards and sitting in the living room drinking Tea before Crab and her dad leave at a decent hour.
No complaints as off yet.
There is none, but people will jump to all kinds of conclusions with their headcanon.
Shit, there's people that insist that he didn't have sex with Crab because it wasn't implicitly shown.
I'll let it go when the ass stops being fat, anon.
Teenagers exaggerate, and the Monogatari series is very unreliable at times. Like when Karen fights her brother and she's busting up highways, despite the bee not really doing anything to enhance her strength. You can't take everything at face value.
Because of the hornet powers?
>guardian of justice
>saying impossible stuff
>cutting her hair for 'resolve'
I recommend taking oniidick(tm) 2times a day for 30 years.
I honestly can't decide between Karen, Kanbaru, Shinobu.
And it seems a shame to give up Hitagi femdom, being pedo with Hachikuji, or being smothered by Black Hanekawa's assets.
I think I would have to pick out of a hat. No matter who I pick I'd feel regret for missing out on another. My will isn't strong enough.
I really like Sawashiro Miyuki so my first thought was Kanbaru though
Those are (non-H) doujin
Monogatari is a Light Novel series
It's far from entirely translated but the most important, Kizumonogatari, has been
I can lift 180kg with my dick just by looking at her
>tfw in military.
>Really want to try cross-dressing or get into being a trap.
>5'5 130 lbs.
>I finish my time in just one more year.
It's a pretty good read, in my opinion
The translation is complete and pretty good aside from the numerous TL notes that are pretty much necessary because of Nisio's ridiculous writing style and untranslatable jokes/wordplay.
It expands Araragi's character, lets you know a lot about Kiss-shot/Shinobu's character before she was transformed and provides a lot of insight into their relationship. Also prominently features Hanekawa if you're into her.
Most importantly the movie adaptation is coming Soon™ since 2009 so you might as well read it, since it's intended to have been read before Araragi and Shinobu reconcile in Nisemonogatari.
Shaft makes everything look great but its the novels that provide the content. Unfortunately the animation misses/skips some good content from the novels, particularly from Second Season (and of course Kizumonogatari, which still hasn't been fully adapted).
If you like the dialogue and character interaction (and if you don't I'm not sure how anyone could tolerate the series in the first place) you'll like the novels at least as much as the anime.
no reason to go below parallel. only teenagers and meatheads think you're gaining anything special from going below parallel. squat is a serious lift, it's ego, ignorance, and pride talking if you think you must do anything other than safe and effective shoulder width parallel squats.
I shall try. Oh, and I really like those panels that pops every time in the anime, it feels quite unique.
Well, unfortunately wordplays are a feat in every language, I'll see for myself what I can make out of it.
This is what I used, I haven't looked for or heard of any alternate translations
She come home from sports practice early and thought I was still at school or was out and about since when she got home she said "I'm home!" and I usually shout back "Welcome home!" but this time I didn't cause I wanted to scare her.
>She takes off her shirt and bra cause she thinks no one is home.
>Looks for something to drink.
>I'm coming to the kitchen with a pair of underwear on my head to scare the shit out of her.
>Wouldn't be able to scare her if I tried to sneak up and touch her shoulder.
>So as soon I hear her poor herself a glass of something to drink and rushing out of the corner yelling
>Didn't know she had her top off.
>Made her scream and drop her drink.
>Saw her tits.
>Ended up with scratch marks across my cheek and a ruined pair of underwear and hurt balls.
>cant an average person do 3x their body weight
Less than 1% of competitive weight lifters can squat 3 times their body weight.
Source: Mark Rippetoe, http://www.crossfit.com/cf-journal/WLSTANDARDS.pdf
She's not a slut (at least not until she becomes a goddess), she's just incredibly lewd for her onii-chan
Her problem is her shit personality
She wanted desperately to fugg without araragi so much as hinting at attraction, and kept pushing it despite his obvious indifference.
Though I agree about the shit personality.
Snail > Bat > Monkey > Bee > Cat > Crab > Phoenix > Doll > a shit > Snake > Ougi
Tsukihi a cute
Too bad she's
If you really loved Snail you'd love her body as much as her heart
NO DONT COPY ME BUT CHANGE THE MEANING. THATS NOT TRUE AT ALL NOW
CAN CAT STEP ON MY DICK AND MAKE ME CUM WHILE LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC I AM? NO CAT CANNOT. THATS CRAB. CRAB A BEST
>no reason to go below parallel.
If you stay above parallel, you're not doing a full squat. Partial squats lead to muscle imbalancs and are bad for your knees.
Holy fuck i finally found out what that doujin with the JoJo reference was. I'd really appreciate it if you sauced me so i don't have to browse through all the Araragi x Sengoku doujins.
>Proof that he did it with Crab?
It's heavily implied.
For Japanese people it's entirely normal for siblings, parents/children and other close groups to bathe with each other, so long as one party is young. Shinobu has the body of an eight-year-old and to some extent Koyomi sees her as such despite him knowing differently, and their vampire bond creates a huge level of intimacy regardless.
He's very clearly not thinking of her in a remotely sexual way for the duration of the scene. Behind the fanservice it's one of the most serious moments of the series for both of them.
Everything is implied in this series, you'll never have "full proof" of anything sex related. But it's heavily implied, as >>111163932 said, and plausible. And I don't even like Crab that much.
There are so many other great girls in Monogatari that Crab just doesn't stand out.
She's extreme and abrasive
She hasn't really had a tender moment with Araragi since Bake 12, and they've barely interacted at all since Nise
As the canon OTP, she's also between everyone else and Araragi despite this small amount of focus
Also, I think you'll find in general it's not so much "dislike" as "pales in comparison to [best girl] who clearly should have won the Araragib Owl"
>Wasn't she the phoenix girl?
No, that was her imouto, Tsukihi.
That's just an image of a sad panda. Huh?
Her bangs are the cutest, so it doesn't matter
>Monkey and Bee developed
>Snake and Snail not developed
>Measuring height with a decimeter precision
>Preferring less precise measurement
Only on Earth
That was a great read. Also I agree, 100% canon!
Crab is my waifu, but she gets comparatively little development and is mostly just "Araragis girlfriend" for most of the series.
It's not a romance series, otherwise it would probably focus on them dating, meeting each others families, having dinner together, going on dates, etc.
But this is a supernatural wordplay fanservice series with some action and haremshit on the side, ain't got no time for that boring ass romance crap.
I never heard of a person who use decimeter to measure height, you either go with 136cm or 1.36m and if you autistic enough you use 13674mm or 136.74cm
That's not a girl, that's a woman
The courage to lie to yourself
Can I claim victory with my dick?
I think you bit your tongue because best girl is here. aka monkey.
Slut showing off her stuff at con.
I chimed in 3 hours later to say that
1: I dropped the whole monogatari series because he kisses all girls even though he has a girlfriend and it pisses me more off than anything else and I also cannot stand how you faggots like that shit
2: I miss the niconico con stream threads, anyone not knowing who AnimeWeedLord420 is should get off /a/