Is Karen Araragi fully human? She claims that she can squat 180

>>111144527
She's fully human and fictional so unfortunately her records don't count

She is actually the Araragi. The one we know and love is an impostor.

she looks too skinny to squat 180kg

Powerlifting is an extremely niche sport, women powerlifting is a niche of a niche, and sub-junior women powerlifting is a niche of a niche of a niche - the current world records probably don't even approach the actual physical limits.

I bet there are some girls in the Chinese weightlifting camps that could break those records like it's nothing, they just didn't have the opportunity to compete in any powerlifting competitions.

>>111144527
>1600x1080

Her thighs are nowhere near large enough for that. Also that would be like 2.5x her bodyweight, which is ludicrous

>>111145600
>not squatting 10x your body weight
man you must have shit gains

>>111145600
>>111145287
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SM2ZAQ_jFJs#t=152

only 150kg yeah, but close enough

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But at least has good depth and even goes below parallel. Looks like her knees bend inwards a bit, though.

I'd let her squat all over my face, though.

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IT'S FICTION

>>111145810
Fucking shinbo pandering

she did SS so she has functional strength

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>>111144527
>a series with:
>catgirls
>batgirls
>possessed arms growing hair
>vampires and regeneration
>lethal curses
>mythological reincarnation
>immortality
>immaculate conception
>fully functional head-antennae
>mad stapler skills
>ball-and-socket joint necks
>ghosts
>half-vampires
>weightlessness through possession
>something with corpses
>socially accepted polygamy
>socially accepted pedophilia
>socially accepted incest
>socially accepted bloodlust incited by incest
>men and women from various ages, various upbringings and no prior relation to each other all being experts in otaku culture

>expecting realism

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>>111146922
>ball-and-socket joint necks
that's just standard SHAFT fare

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>>111146922
>socially accepted incest
Tsukihi's reaction seems to imply that it isn't socially acceptable.

>>111145810
Her fucking heels lift up, that's shit form

>>111147124
...that's only because Karen was getting ahead of her, Tsukihi wants the Ararararagi too.

>>111147124
It wasn't the incest, it was that she was cheating on her boyfriend.

Which was Tsukihi, because doujinshi are canon

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>>111145928
>I don't want Karen's ass in my face

>>111147484
I never said I didn't, though. It just that it makes my dick hurt.

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>>111146922
>>socially accepted polygamy
wat
>>socially accepted pedophilia
wat

she is muh waifu

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>>111147960
How does it feel having a waifu who is physically stronger than you?

>squatting 4pl8
damn mirin

Tsukihi > Karen

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>>111147828

>anime
>realistic

Insert generic girl character that has an IQ of 5 gorillion here.

>>111149553
Let's not exaggerate, Anon. It's 4 at most.

>>111144527
She's incredible math.

>>111149699
Wrong girl

>>111149400
What episode is that from?

>>111148080

>Not squatting 180 kg
>Using lbs
>Being this degenerate

I should have expected this from a /fit/fag, but you are testing my limits.

>>111149804
But how can she so perfectly squat?

Karen Bee a best.

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>>111144527
Similarly, you may say you are fluent in Japanese, have watched over a thousand chinese cartoons, and are totally NEET if you forget that whole education thing you're following on the sidelines.

Are you fully human?

>>111149906
>4pl8 is lbs
literally what

>>111144527
She is fully best girl.

>>111149996
Are you calling her a liar?

>>111150723
Everybody lies, Anon. She's trying to impress her brother and get in his pants. Most likely.

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>>111149400
You can do better than that

>>111147029
Standard Shinbo fare.

>>111150964
I don't lie.
She's too stupid to lie and Koyomi would fuck her anyway.

>>111151131
>>111149400
It's not pedophile. She's 400 years old.

>>111150415

'Plate' refers to a 20 kg (45lbs) weight in Murricaland, because that is usually the biggest they are using. In more civilized countries we regularly have 25 kg and 50 kg plates and logically announce the total weight.

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>>111151368
*598

>>111151131
do you think he slipped the tongue in?

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>>111151810
Only one girl gets the tongue

>>111144527

I look at Karen's face and want to have blackanese babies with her. What does that mean?

>>111151891
snail is the best girl so that would be fine with me

>>111151938
That you're black?

She's a fucking Chinese cartoon.

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>>111152302
Yes, and?

What subs are you guys using for Season 2? The only complete series I'm seeing are Horrible and Commieshit.

>>111151938

Spearchucker pls go

>>111152363
>>>pol

>>111152363
I never threw a spear in my whole life.

>>111152358
Commie because of superior typesetting

>>111151938
Karen BBC aka love

>>111152358
Rushjob, because they're actually close to finishing it.

>>111147192
She probably wears oly shoes when it's weighted

>>111152358

Waiting for Coalgirls.

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>>111152775

Stingy like a bee, speedy like a bee, mighty like a bee.

>>111149890
There is no episode.
I heard that a (fired? i dont really know) shaft animator did that, not as a part of his work, ofcourse. Just for funzies, I guess.
Also, there is no
>socially accepted pedophilia
in monogatari series. It's just the case of two people (a mortal and a hellbound/undead loli aberration) kissing. There is no "society" part. And noone will ever know.

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>>111152962
>just the case of two people
>just two

That scene where she tosses araragi around like a little bitch leveling highways and shit kind of annoyed me. its like hes doomed to not fight after kizu

>"I cant fight her because i'm too strong and I might kill her and shes my sister."
>Proceeds to get all his bones broken and thrown into concrete pillars so hard that they collapse

>>111153016
Two at a time, duh. No loli orgies for you.

>>111153173
Why would he attack her?

>>111153358
I dont think he should have beaten her up or anything but he could have at least held her down until she gave up unless hes an M or something.

If you were about to die and you could fuck one monogatari before you croaked, which one would it be?

Snake for me.

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>>111153216
At least he has the next best thing

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It's a fucking cartoon with vampires, ghosts and other paranormal shit.

>>111149699
Do you smell lithium?

>>111153537
Hanekawa

>>111152593
Then what makes you think you'll hit Karen with it?

>>111145765
That girl's scream @ 1:02

>>111153537
Obviously Karen. She's pretty much my ideal girl.

>>111153707
Black or White?

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>>111153537
>Worst girl has lewdest body
Why is this allowed
Snake > Karen > Monkey > the rest

>>111147828
All of Araragi's girl friends acknowledge that he has a semi-sexual relationship with his shadow... including his girlfriend.

>>111153537
Is the whole dying part necessary? I mean, it's still better than just dying, b-but...
Shinobu it is then. After that, I guess I'd let her suck me dry and kill me.

>>111153832
>worst girl has lewdest body
But it's canon that Snake has lewdest body, next to Kaiki.

>>111153832
>You will never force yourself on Nadeko, violently making her let go of her crush on Koyomi, which results in her having a mental breakdown.
Why even live.

>>111153955
It's just a what if, Anon.

Araragi is so lucky ;_;

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>>111153537
tsukihi obv

>>111152357
>Taking clothes off while in the kitchen.

Reminds me of the time my onee-san did it and I scared the fuck out of her.

>>111153832
What the fuck is that ring in her top?

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>>111154211
>She will never be your brocon imouto
>You will never make her feel platinum in your arms

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>>111154427
>even the doujins are filled with references I don't understand

>>111144527
A 180 kg lock out is childs play. If she can walk with that then it's still not as impressive than a full squat. Besides she's probably referring to the leg press as a "squat", which is lies and deceit because the leg press is for pussies. And faggots who want to brag about pressing 300 kg.
>>111145480
Women have godawful genetic gifts for strength.

>>111154414

She decided to put her headband there.

>>111153537
Kanbaru. Not only is she the best girl, with the best body but its also something I could never ever fuck considering she's a lesbian.

>>111154414
Her headband. You've never played twister, have you?

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>>111154427
pls stop...

>>111152962
It's a looping fucking gif, you asshat.

>>111151891
I love how they've animated him being lewd as fuck/kissing with most of the girls except for his girlfriend.

>>111153537
I want to fuck Karen, Tsukihi, Hitagi and Kanbaru all at the same time otherwise I wouldn't die, fuck your "only one" shit.

>>111153914
>semi-sexual relationship with his shadow
when is it actually sexual and not just fan service

>>111154622
Well, his girlfriend is shit.

>>111154702
How often do you take baths with your non-sexual partners?

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>>111154622
On the other hand, Crab is the only one he's actually done it with
Although you have to wonder how far that mental link with Shinobu goes

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>>111154711
>his girlfriend is shit.

>>111154522
>>111154552
I have, what does a headband have to do with twister?

>>111152962
> I heard that a (fired? i dont really know) shaft animator did that, not as a part of his work, ofcourse.
Sometimes I don't know if people here have become that retarded or if they just pretend to be.

>>111152741
Are the Rushjob subs any good?

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>>111154750
>Crab is the only one he's actually done it with

Okay, now who's being Naive, anon?

>>111154622
I really wanted to know what was going on the dinner with their parents.

>We will never see the fire sisters' reactions to Hitagi.

>>111145600
cant an average person do 3x their body weight

this thread is dumb

I want to steal her bike shorts and smell them until I pass out.

>>111154804
>Sometimes I don't know if people here have become that retarded or if they just pretend to be.
I thought he was just fucking with him, in other words
>It was merely an act, I was pretending to be lacking mental faculties to ruse you!

>>111154851
>cant an average person do 3x their body weight

The fuck?

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>>111154496

Thanks for the broscience, bro.

>Crab
>not best girl
/a/ is shit tier right now

I wonder what the Araragis do. They're stated to be police officers, but I like to think they're devil summoners (or something similar), and watch over Araragi to make sure he doesn't get himself properly killed. I mean, I've met plenty of cop parents who know when something is up with their kids, but just sit back from a distance until their kid fucks up.

>>111154817
>That Snail.
hahahhahahahah

>>111154833
I bet it's all extremely normal and boring.
But I'd still like to see 30 minutes of them sitting around the dinner table talking about school, work, friends, politely passing condiments around, doing the dishes afterwards and sitting in the living room drinking Tea before Crab and her dad leave at a decent hour.

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>>111154805
No complaints as off yet.

>>111154736
>not taking baths with your siblings
bat basically is around him all the time, and witnesses his whole life how is it that odd that they bathe together?

>>111153825
White with glasses and long hair

>>111154817
Snail reminds me of AnimeWeedLord420

>>111155078
>retro anime Kaiki
muh dick

>>111155133
Privacy? I mean, I know they share a psychic link and all, but that shit is weird if they're not intimate, which they totally are.

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>>111154978
>broscience
That reminds me...

>>111153537
Shinobu.

wait wut

just looking at things and I noticed that Hanamonogatari is only 5 episodes....

>>111155338
Are you new to Monogatari?

>>111155218
>by /g/

what

>>111155205
what other proof does anyone have of them being intimate besides bathing together?

>>111155029
>but I like to think they're devil summoners
Rikka pls

>>111155364
no, just haven't watched any monogatari as it has aired since bakamonogatari

>>111155410
>what other proof does anyone have of them being intimate together besides doing the most intimate thing together
They also share a headspace.

>>111155410
There is none, but people will jump to all kinds of conclusions with their headcanon.

Shit, there's people that insist that he didn't have sex with Crab because it wasn't implicitly shown.

>>111155476
bakemonogatari**

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>>111155428
I'll let it go when the ass stops being fat, anon.

>>111155476
Each arc has around 4~5 episodes. Well, except for Bake, which has around 3 for each girl.

>>111155218
500 mg semen/day

sounds about right if that body was your goal

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I find Karen sexually attractive.

>>111154817
As usual, snail is best girl.

>>111153577

snake is best girl

>>111155563
yea, but do they always release one arc at a time like this? Or is this just going to be the final arc or something?

>>111155405
/g/ loves traps.

>>111155708
>4chan loves traps
ftfy

>>111155693
Hana was supposed to air during season 2 but Shaft was too busy to do it then. Now they will release this arc.

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>>111155658

this guy gets it

>>111155810
Not soon enough.

Teenagers exaggerate, and the Monogatari series is very unreliable at times. Like when Karen fights her brother and she's busting up highways, despite the bee not really doing anything to enhance her strength. You can't take everything at face value.

>>111155810
oh, i was unaware. thanks.

you know if they have plans for any more seasons?

>>111155747
Does /pol/ like traps? All their shitposting about degeneracy seems to make me think they don't

>>111156023
Nothing confirmed, but undoubtedly. They're not going to stop printing money now.

>>111156023
I hope they have but nothing has been announced yet.

>>111155526
When did he have sex with Crab? At the end of Bake doesn't she say she doesn't want to have sex because she was still traumatized or something?

>>111154817
implying the world would still be alive if he cheated on her.

>>111152358
How come there isnt complete subs?

>>111154776
>>111154427
Where I can find the manga?

>>111156137
During Nise. She got over it.

>>111156121
>>111156127
says there is going to be a move on their wikipedia page

>>111156137
It was at the end of one of Kaiki's shenanigans

I want to say Nise

>>111156219
>How come there isnt complete subs?
The last BD's literally just came out. Along with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiwOeX0j9jA

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>>111144527

Because of the hornet powers?

>>111154817
He did it with what, Karen, Monkey and Bat?

>>111156307
Meh, that was a shitty edit. I meant this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNICNtSSPSI

>>111156307
I see, thanks.

>>111153616
Only when I surf

>>111144527
>this body
>handling 180kg

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>>111144527
>Fire-sister
>guardian of justice
>saying impossible stuff
>cutting her hair for 'resolve'
Another chronic-chuunibiyou.
I recommend taking oniidick(tm) 2times a day for 30 years.

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>>111153537
I honestly can't decide between Karen, Kanbaru, Shinobu.

And it seems a shame to give up Hitagi femdom, being pedo with Hachikuji, or being smothered by Black Hanekawa's assets.

I think I would have to pick out of a hat. No matter who I pick I'd feel regret for missing out on another. My will isn't strong enough.

I really like Sawashiro Miyuki so my first thought was Kanbaru though

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>>111156219
>Manga
Those are (non-H) doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/660671/0288f14a31/
http://exhentai.org/g/478122/a619e4281a/

Monogatari is a Light Novel series
http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series
It's far from entirely translated but the most important, Kizumonogatari, has been

>>111155658
>>111155884
?????

>>111153537
phoenix or snake

c-can I have both please? ;__;

>>111144527
asking for 180kg dick is a bit too much... right?

>>111153616
I feel like the worlds on fire man, when I swallow down lithium.

>>111156658
>?????
KanaHana a best.

>>111156366
>3DPD
>those photoshopped eyes

Usually this looks terrible but I'm kind of aroused. I don't feel any uncanny valley

>>111156366
>3D
Of course it doesn't work.

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>>111156572
I can lift 180kg with my dick just by looking at her

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>>111155218
>tfw in military.
>Really want to try cross-dressing or get into being a trap.
>5'5 130 lbs.
>I finish my time in just one more year.

>>111156658
Why Kizu most important? I was thinking about reading it, but since its so far to finish the translation I gave up

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>>111156658

of course not silly weeaboos
it's a cartoon

>>111156366

The fuck is up with her eyes

>>111156964
>vlc

>>111156984
Photoshop

Maybe in combination with color contacts

>>111156948
Because it's a really good novel and helps you understand why Shinobu is there with Araragi. If you didn't read, then you don't know.

>>111156366
Her eyes creep me out, her flat chest is cute though

>>111157056
I see, thanks then.

Are the light novels just like the animation? I wonder if the series are actually good because of the studio production.

>>111157492
The LN are surprisingly well written, however they are full of references and wordplay that doesn't translate well to english.

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>>111156948
It's a pretty good read, in my opinion
The translation is complete and pretty good aside from the numerous TL notes that are pretty much necessary because of Nisio's ridiculous writing style and untranslatable jokes/wordplay.
It expands Araragi's character, lets you know a lot about Kiss-shot/Shinobu's character before she was transformed and provides a lot of insight into their relationship. Also prominently features Hanekawa if you're into her.

Most importantly the movie adaptation is coming Soon™ since 2009 so you might as well read it, since it's intended to have been read before Araragi and Shinobu reconcile in Nisemonogatari.

>>111157022
If they're already using Photoshop, why don't they make her actually look good?

Crab makes my dick diamond hard.

I want a emotionally damaged qt gf to abuse me in front of her father.

>>111154327
>I scared the fuck out of her.
How?

>>111157492
Shaft makes everything look great but its the novels that provide the content. Unfortunately the animation misses/skips some good content from the novels, particularly from Second Season (and of course Kizumonogatari, which still hasn't been fully adapted).

If you like the dialogue and character interaction (and if you don't I'm not sure how anyone could tolerate the series in the first place) you'll like the novels at least as much as the anime.

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>>111145810

no reason to go below parallel. only teenagers and meatheads think you're gaining anything special from going below parallel. squat is a serious lift, it's ego, ignorance, and pride talking if you think you must do anything other than safe and effective shoulder width parallel squats.

>>111157790
I shall try. Oh, and I really like those panels that pops every time in the anime, it feels quite unique.

>>111157685
Well, unfortunately wordplays are a feat in every language, I'll see for myself what I can make out of it.

I'm just passing by to remark that Karen is the best girl.

Thank you and have a nice day.

>>111157790
Where might one acquire the premiere TL for Kizu? Is there just one group that did it or were there multiples?

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>>111158246
http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series:Kizumonogatari/Koyomi_Vamp
This is what I used, I haven't looked for or heard of any alternate translations

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>>111156366

>>111157881
She come home from sports practice early and thought I was still at school or was out and about since when she got home she said "I'm home!" and I usually shout back "Welcome home!" but this time I didn't cause I wanted to scare her.

>She takes off her shirt and bra cause she thinks no one is home.
>Looks for something to drink.
>I'm coming to the kitchen with a pair of underwear on my head to scare the shit out of her.
>Wouldn't be able to scare her if I tried to sneak up and touch her shoulder.
>So as soon I hear her poor herself a glass of something to drink and rushing out of the corner yelling
>Didn't know she had her top off.
>Made her scream and drop her drink.
>Saw her tits.
>Ended up with scratch marks across my cheek and a ruined pair of underwear and hurt balls.

>>111157790
I'm always kind of surprised when I see people regard the Kizu translation fairly well.

Have you read the complete Otori translation?

>>111154851
>cant an average person do 3x their body weight
Less than 1% of competitive weight lifters can squat 3 times their body weight.
Source: Mark Rippetoe, http://www.crossfit.com/cf-journal/WLSTANDARDS.pdf

>>111154817
That Snail is the fucking boss.

>>111158136
this post is endorsed by everybody with good common sense and self confidence

She could also just straight up be lying or exaggerating.
No need to believe everything she says.
Although she has demonstrated how super strong she is while fighting ararararargi.

>>111156506
>>111153616
>>111149699

sometimes /a/, you're alright

>>111155658
>>111155884
snake a slut

nothin wrong with sluts, but it pretty much excludes her from best girl status

>>111156642
>>111154539
my niggas

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>>111158871
She's not a slut (at least not until she becomes a goddess), she's just incredibly lewd for her onii-chan
Her problem is her shit personality

>>111158453
Just like my chinese cartoons.

>>111156087
that's just a cover because they're tsundere for jews and traps

>>111158478
I didn't yet but I have it downloaded and it seems much better indeed.

>>111156087
Nah, traps are just gay shit.

>>111159272
You don't get the meme. Lurk more.

>>111159116

She wanted desperately to fugg without araragi so much as hinting at attraction, and kept pushing it despite his obvious indifference.

Slut.

Though I agree about the shit personality.

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>>111152775
You poor thing.

>>111153537
Kaiki. There's no match.

>>111154817
I want to hate you, but god fucking dammit that image.

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Snail > Bat > Monkey > Bee > Cat > Crab > Phoenix > Doll > a shit > Snake > Ougi

>>111144527
>400 lbs
americunt pls stop using this shit already

update yourself already

>>111152302
you have good observational skills.
are you some kind of detective?

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>>111156896
please.

Kaiki > Bat=Snail=Monkey > Meme > Corpse=Bee > Cat=Crab > Pheonix > Gaen > Encyclopedia > Snake

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>>111160854
Tsukihi a cute
Too bad she's pretty boring

Bee is best for relationship, but I do love snail in a nonsexual manner.

>>111158495
>cross fit

WELCOME TO SNAP CITY!

>>111154817
>that cat cosplay
>also barefoot
So fucking perfect.

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>>111161012
If you really loved Snail you'd love her body as much as her heart

>>111161012
Crab is best in every criteria

Crab literally a perfect

Cat is best in every criteria

Cat literally a perfect

>>111161859
NO DONT COPY ME BUT CHANGE THE MEANING. THATS NOT TRUE AT ALL NOW

CAN CAT STEP ON MY DICK AND MAKE ME CUM WHILE LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC I AM? NO CAT CANNOT. THATS CRAB. CRAB A BEST

She didn't say squat
She carried him

>>111161990
>CAN CAT STEP ON MY DICK AND MAKE ME CUM WHILE LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC I AM?
Black Cat can, nyingen.

>>111162292
That changes everything. I would let black cat use my dick as a scratching post.

>>111161990
>CAN CAT STEP ON MY DICK AND MAKE ME CUM
For a second there I secretly hoped you were writing "I cum on cat she hiss at penis"

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>>111158136
>no reason to go below parallel.
If you stay above parallel, you're not doing a full squat. Partial squats lead to muscle imbalancs and are bad for your knees.

>>111162750
I love monkey but that pic is just scary.

>>111162750
>guaranteedreplies.jpg

>>111162874
He's right though.

>>111154817
Boss cosplay

>>111159116
Holy fuck i finally found out what that doujin with the JoJo reference was. I'd really appreciate it if you sauced me so i don't have to browse through all the Araragi x Sengoku doujins.

>>111154736
It's a servant-master relationship, it's not abnormal for them to bathe together. Of course, that's not to say that Shinobu doesn't have feelings for Koyomi.

>>111154750
Proof that he did it with Crab? I call bullshit.

>>111158453
Anon I think you've been watching too many Chinese cartoons.

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>>111163510
>Proof that he did it with Crab?
It's heavily implied.

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>>111163197
http://exhentai.org/g/334069/802ca62826/

>>111154736
For Japanese people it's entirely normal for siblings, parents/children and other close groups to bathe with each other, so long as one party is young. Shinobu has the body of an eight-year-old and to some extent Koyomi sees her as such despite him knowing differently, and their vampire bond creates a huge level of intimacy regardless.
He's very clearly not thinking of her in a remotely sexual way for the duration of the scene. Behind the fanservice it's one of the most serious moments of the series for both of them.

>>111163510
Watch Nisemonogatari

>>111163510
>Proof
Everything is implied in this series, you'll never have "full proof" of anything sex related. But it's heavily implied, as >>111163932 said, and plausible. And I don't even like Crab that much.

>>111164130
>I don't even like Crab that much.
Why? I don't understand how so many people dislike perfection incarnate.

Something against Tsundere?

>>111144527
Wasn't she the phoenix girl?

>>111164179
She isn't really tsun. Not really.

>>111164179
I don't dislike any of the Monogatari girls, she's just one of my least favorites.
And yes, I don't really like tsunderes, although she's not a "conventional" tsundere.

>>111163965
I have watched Nisemonogatari.

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>>111164179
There are so many other great girls in Monogatari that Crab just doesn't stand out.

>>111164179
I consider Crab to have all the -deres.

She has some kuudere to her, some yandere, etc.

Unless that's just how women are

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>>111164179
She's extreme and abrasive
She hasn't really had a tender moment with Araragi since Bake 12, and they've barely interacted at all since Nise
As the canon OTP, she's also between everyone else and Araragi despite this small amount of focus

Also, I think you'll find in general it's not so much "dislike" as "pales in comparison to [best girl] who clearly should have won the Araragib Owl"

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>>111164238
>Wasn't she the phoenix girl?
No, that was her imouto, Tsukihi.

>>111163965
Thanks for the link mate. Shit was pretty funny.

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>>111163965
>http://exhentai.org/g/334069/802ca62826/
That's just an image of a sad panda. Huh?

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>>111164806
>>111164939

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>>111164939

On Karen: Long or short hair?

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>>111165086
Her bangs are the cutest, so it doesn't matter

>>111154817
10/10 would let snail work Security detail

>>111165383
Karen is hot.

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>>111165690

>>111147124
Its not incest if theres no baby.

>>111144527
>14/15 year old girl
>5'11
She's a monster

>>111165831
5'7*

>>111165831
>5'11
She's slightly taller than Araragi who's like 5'3
Pretty tall for a Japanese schoolgirl but she's not an Amazon

>>111164179
Crab is great but her character is underdeveloped in the series, just like snake, snail and phoenix. In the end, Shaft only care for monkey, bee and neko

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>>111166443
>Monkey and Bee developed
>Snake and Snail not developed

>>111165831
>>111166031
>>111166045
>measuring height with an inch precision
Only in America.

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>>111167188
>Measuring height with a decimeter precision
>Preferring less precise measurement
Only on Earth

>>111167188
>tfw europeans still sometimes say their height in feet/inches to fit in

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>>111147393
That was a great read. Also I agree, 100% canon!

>>111167532
>tfw no sweaty Karen to wrestle with
why even live

>>111166443
Crab is my waifu, but she gets comparatively little development and is mostly just "Araragis girlfriend" for most of the series.

It's not a romance series, otherwise it would probably focus on them dating, meeting each others families, having dinner together, going on dates, etc.

But this is a supernatural wordplay fanservice series with some action and haremshit on the side, ain't got no time for that boring ass romance crap.

>>111167299
>decimeter precision
>less precise
>decimeter
I never heard of a person who use decimeter to measure height, you either go with 136cm or 1.36m and if you autistic enough you use 13674mm or 136.74cm

>>111167039
Dayum

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>>111167621
Would you survive?

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Best girl. Prove me wrong

>>111168489
who?

>>111166590
>Snail
>developed
so you let that arc deceive you huh

>>111168655
mamaragi

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>>111168489
That's not a girl, that's a woman

>>111168741
The courage to lie to yourself

>>111168489
I want to suck on her bottom lip.

Jesus Christ, more Karen. Her toned body and athletic mindset and awesome clothes give me a boner I don't think I've ever had before

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>>111169331

Can we just agree that every character is amazing? Oh except Yozuru.

>>111169429
Yes, that's what makes Monogatari so good.

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This thread needs WAY more best girl.

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>>111169698
I agree

>>111154817
how the fuck did I miss them this year

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Could you beat her at twister?

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>>111170009
Can I claim victory with my dick?

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>>111169721
I think you bit your tongue because best girl is here. aka monkey.

G. guys. How old was that girl? Looks young.

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i want to fuck karen.

>>111155051
I WOULD PAY CASH MONEY FOR THIS

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>>111170354
>this doujin

>>111170009
What is the top portion of the image from?

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>>111170869

Slut showing off her stuff at con.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pkzvtDCtMvQ&feature=youtu.be

>>111144527
Her brother's a half-vampire and her sister's a phoenix. Odds are pretty good she isn't a normal human.

>>111171331
You're the best anon in the world.

>>111171331
Thanks.

>>111154851
What the fuck? You're out of your mind.

>>111171331
It was great watching this live

>No more niconico streams with Ryo

suffering

>>111171717

>we will never see blue kimono again

>>111155202
I chimed in 3 hours later to say that

1: I dropped the whole monogatari series because he kisses all girls even though he has a girlfriend and it pisses me more off than anything else and I also cannot stand how you faggots like that shit
2: I miss the niconico con stream threads, anyone not knowing who AnimeWeedLord420 is should get off /a/

What does Karen's butt smell like?

>>111173372

Sweat.

I'd drink and bathe in it if I could.