What are you gonna do with your imouto after dinner, anon? She'll

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>>111083358
A massage, maybe? As in, she rubs me.

Sex.

>>111083427
I love your subtility

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>>111083874
Subtlety, you mean to say? I didn't mean anything sexual. Why is that so few people here can appreciate the value of a non-sexual backrub?

Go running. Backrubs can be interpreted as lewd, and no such things should happen with an imouto

Looks like that bitch is getting fat, then.

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>>111083764
B-but she's your imouto!

>>111084170
But she also contains the soul of your ex girlfriend, thus it's alright.

[x] Make tender love.

>>111084170
Can I at least marry her, then?

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It isn't safe, anon. If I'd help her exercise she might gain more weight than if she simply got fat.

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>>111084575
>Not wanting your toned, muscular imouto to crush you with her abs

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>>111084524
Only if you promise to protect her innocence.

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>>111085859
If you take her innocence, it can't be taken by anyone else anymore. Perfect protection plan right there.

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>>111086207
>destroying ? protecting

But if you can convince her that sex is a completely normal and innocent thing to do with your Nii-chan, that's acceptable.

>>111084170
so is anime worth picking up if you are only interested in the imouto?

any incest?

>>111087004
I've only just started it, so I dunno about incest. But it's great so far, I really regret skipping it.

My imouto can go fuck herself

>>111087171
Would you watch?

>>111087171
while thinking about you

I'd suggest that we wait about an hour for the food to digest, then we go on a nice jog together, since both her and I are working on being healthier together.

Sex with a full stomach is bad as fuck. But how would you virgins know that..

>>111087116
well have fun then anon

if you find incest and feel like informing me I will be here

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I'll tickle her to help her burn carbs

>>111083358
I guess I'll take her to the gym and have her start on SS

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I tell her that she should do some workouts, else her imoutobutt will get too round and delicious.

>>111083358
I'd take her on a forced march while we sang paratrooper jodies. When she just absolutely couldn't run any more, I'd carry her home on my back, send her to get a bath and then pet her head while I tuck her into bed.

>>111086650
Imouto x Onii-chan sex is obviously completely normal and innocent

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My IRL imouto has started inviting me to jog and exercise with her, practicing her cooking by making me delicious meals and deserts for the past six months, hanging out with me more overall, wearing nothing but boyshorts and t-shirts around the house, and leaving her skimpy lace panties (clean and dirty) out for everyone to see. I'm so much spaghetti right now.

[x]Lick stomach/tongue navel

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>>111089038

>>111089038
I hope that your'e a good onii-chan to her, sounds like you've got a great and cute imouto

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>>111089180
B-but she just wants to make up for us largely ignoring eachother for years! She only wears the boyshorts and leaves panties out because she trusts me!

>>111089461
Continue to keep her trust anon. You should only admire and never be lewd, like a good onii-chan

>>111089461
>>111089038
My imouto dresses so casually at home, it's very difficult for me not to stare sometimes.

>>111089783
Have you tried squeezing her butt and then playing it off as a joke?

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bring out dessert

>>111089846
I wish, that would probably not go very well.

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She wants it.

>>111089963
You'll never know until you try. Just say the Internet told you to do it; it's worked before.

>>111089783
How casually?

>>111089882
Why..

Do you got a source for that?

>>111089048
How's that supposed to keep her from getting fat?

>>111090222
Yeah, I'm sure that would make it much better.

>>111090234
She's not skipping around in her panties or anything but she wears gym shorts and tank tops with low necklines a lot.I get an eyeful of cleavage and thighs every time I see her. Sometimes I'm pretty sure she's not wearing a bra either. And her breasts are pretty big

>>111083358
Feed her more.

Fat Imouto = Best Imouto.

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Some strenuous exercise would be in order

>>111090508
>And her breasts are pretty big

Gross. Imoutos without DFC is just not right.

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>>111090540
This

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>>111090639
To each their own. Her breasts fit her frame so there's nothing wrong with it.

They aren't like fucking anime cowtit sized, this is the real world we're talking about.

>>111090732
Have you ever squeezed them?

>>111090759
No, that would be too lewd.

I've had them push up against me before though, and have had the back of my hand trapped against them. They're very soft.

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>>111090639
Mine has a super flat chest, despite being 15. Lately she's been openly talking about how she wishes her breasts were bigger. Did I go too far when I told her I prefer flat chests, and proceeded to compliment her ass?

(I'm >>111089038, by the way)

>>111090907
>Did I go too far when I told her I prefer flat chests, and proceeded to compliment her ass?

Depends on how she reacted.

>>111090907
I wouldn't say that's too far. She probably just took it as a compliment and confidence boost from her loving big brother, not anything sexual.

>>111090882
You know what, I don't want to know more, it only makes me sad and jealous.

My imouto is already fat...obese actually. She's a big proponent of the HAES movement and doesn't believe that all people should be within the healthy weight ranges told by the medical community.

It's only a matter of time before her knees give out or she gets type 2 diabates

Tfw only having an onii-chan.

>>111091106
Have you ever felt his dick up your ass?

>>111083358
Kiss her tummy.

>>111083358
Why don't you just trim off the fat with a sharp knife? It goes well in sauces and sausage.

>>111091091
I feel sorry for you anon.

>>111090907
I am proud

>>111091153
No, he's straight and we're both boys.

>>111091153
I felt my onii-chan's hand on the back of my head as he slammed my face into the door over and over until he was hauled off by the MPs when I was about five.

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>>111090973
She sorta seemed bewildered at the chest thing, but said "thanks" and seemed happy about her ass.

I just don't wanna push myself too far. I'm already resisting the urge to bury my face in her ass at any given moment.

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>>111090999
Sorry about that friend, I just enjoy talking about her occasionally, helps vent my frustration and guilt.

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>>111091304

>>111083358

>>111091334
th-thanks

>>111091304
>he's straight and we're both boys.

Then why haven't you had his dick up your ass yet?

>>111091340
You're doing /a/ proud.

>>111091334
B-baka it's not like I like you or anything.

>>111091392
Because he sleeps with a knife under his pillow and he doesn't like me too much.

>>111091340
It's probably good to just do something like that occasionally, doesn't hurt anything. As long as she doesn't feel like you're perving on her then you're okay.

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>>111091340
>I'm already resisting the urge to bury my face in her ass at any given moment.

Why contain it?

>>111091446
So get a gun and teach him a lesson about proper self-defense. The hard way.

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>>111091245
Dr. Weird pls go

>>111091604
I'd probably be able to teach him a lesson about self defense with my bare hands. I'm more fit than he is by a long shot.

>>111090508
what qualifies as pretty big?

>>111091340
You should motorboat her ass. I'm sure she'd like that.

tickle her
it burns calories

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>>111091574
S-stop it anon! She'll be here any minute to ask me to run with her. I can't be in her presence with such lewd thoughts and/or a half chub.

>>111091728
motorboating should never occur.

It's so juvenile and crude.

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>>111091340
Go for it. Seriously.

>>111091712
Okay, so just give him a hard lesson with your guns, then discharge your gun.

>>111090639
Imoutits are fine, all imouto are great.

>>111091804
Spending time with her is good. What's your favorite thing about her, non-lewdly speaking?

>imouto has always been chubby, since fucking birth
>12 years later she is beginning to fill out (she is probably going to end up taller than me)
>I try not to observe her form as a girl, but I'm pretty sure she is going to have huge PLOT soon and her BACKSTORY is already very deep
>luckily we have a distant relationship because I'm a hikkimori that is 11 years older than her
I'm worried she will try to get closer to her onii-chan as she ages

>>111091340
Do it.

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>>111089038
>live with husbando
>lets me call him oniichan
>he has an actual imouto
>shes super popular, walks around in lacy bras, tank tops and no pants, etc
>i used to help him devise plans to seduce her before he was my husbando, he's told me of his attraction to her, particularly her butt

tfw not even a childhood friend

>>111091715
34D

They've been growing rather steadily since she was 16, now she's almost 19.

>>111091858
But he's a gross drug addict~

>>111091808
Agreed. The proper course of action is just to have your imouto sit on your face, with your nose nestled snugly between her fat mons.

>>111091915
>I'm worried

Why the fuck would you be worried.

>>111091915
????
??

>>111091925
I am a grill btw

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>>111091953
Now that I can get behind.

Or under I guess?

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>>111091604
>The hard way

>>111092051
suffering of this caliber goes beyond gender, i think

>>111091925
That's bullshit but I believe it.

>>111091882
As long as the breasts fit the body type, I am a fan of any breast size that is reasonable, especially on cute imoutos

>>111092191
imouto threads in a nutshell

>>111091340
Why don't you just motorboat her stomach? She'll probably assume you're just trying to tickle your imouto.

>>111092191
>>111092261
/a/ in a nutshell

>>111089038
>>111090907
>>111091340
>>111091804
Could this be a second OHB?

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>>111091914
She's a cool person to talk to, she puts up with my anime and vidya habits, and she's good at motivating me to get out of the house and do things. Plus her cooking is amazing.

In all honestly, I'm legitimately afraid I'm gonna fall for her and be stuck with a sister complex. We're quickly becoming great friends, and she's practically my ideal woman.

To be honest, I'm kinda glad I don't have a younger sister to some extent. Unless her personality was similar to mine, she probably would have fought with my older sister, and I would have had to try to mediate them.

>>111092361
Calm your fucking tits dude.

>>111092191
she's like a real life kirino, if she acted interested in him. his mom walks around in panties and skimpy shirts as well
i wish i was his real imouto

>>111092365
Well anon, if she is practically your ideal woman you need to become her ideal man.

>>111092365
The "being in love with your little sister" feel is not a good feel, I'll tell you that much.

>>111092534
But it is. Probably..

>>111092501
Perfect solution, anon you know what you have to do now don't you.

>>111092534
I think I'd rather have an imouto to hug from behind and spoil, even if she'd never reciprocate, than not have an imouto.

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>>111092534
>>111092615
It's suffering, yet I'm glad we're on good terms again. We've spent most of our lives barely speaking, and she was often openly hostile when we did speak. At the end of the day, I'm happy we can be friends, even if I have to swallow my feelings and urges.

But I'm gonna stare at her ass all I want because goddammit it's there and it's great.

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>>111092615
It's really not, unless you live in a fantasy world.

Spending time at work daydreaming about spending time with her, trying my hardest to not look at her body lustfully but failing, guilt-tripping myself for turning our innocent sibling relationship into something sexual and romantic in nature on my side, it's stressful.

I've started eating healthier and working out, all because I want her to look at me and feel a slight twinge of sexual attraction, and it feels both great and terrible that she's the sole reason behind me improving myself.

>>111092740
Of course I'm glad I have her and I'd never ever want her to disappear, but it's just frustrating having these feelings. But she really is the light in my life, and even when she's silly and selfish occasionally it just makes me smile.

>>111092836
Why were you ad your sister openly hostile to each other in the past?

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>>111092999
I don't remember how it started, she was just always a bit grumpy around puberty, and I just reciprocated. Eventually I grew up and stopped fighting back, and that seemed to be what made her start to soften up.

>>111093293
Ok then, well good job anon. Now you just need to seduce her.

>>111088607
And he aint gonna jump no more!!!!
Zoom zoom zoom zoom

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>>111093389
Unthinkable!

>>111093434
Is this supposed to be from something?

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I don't have an imouto, I have an onee-san.

>She has an eight month old son
>One day, she was holding him and playing with him when I came downstairs
>She nuzzled her face against his and said "Aww, you're my chubby angel!"
>I put my arm around her and said "And you're mine"
>mfw she still hasn't forgiven me

>>111093709
It's an old airborne song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

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>>111093711

>>111093684
Anon, you are on /a/ talking about your imouto. We only give one brand of advice about imouto, whether you want it or not.

>>111093711
Doesn't matter if she doesn't forgive you any time soon. That is just too perfect.

>>111093920
Not me, I like to be the voice of reason, just so an anon doesn't do something they regret.

>>111093920
I know, I only respond because I like to torture myself with thoughts about my imouto that I will never act upon.

>>111093984
If they regret it they did it wrong, you are supposed to get the imouto to want it first.

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Would you let your imouto dress like this?

>>111094081
I'd fuck her, cum all over her cloths, and then tell her to change.

>>111094081
I am not one who would restrict how their imouto dresses.

>>111092898
this guy seems to be actually rather deeply in love with his imouto in more than a sexual way. that's far too pure for me.

>>111094081
Absolutely not. I'd buy her lots of cute, yet lengthy, skirts and blouses instead.

No little sister of mine would ever have hair that short, either.

>>111094081
Only around me, I'd be very anxious about her dressing like that in public.

I should be the only one to get to enjoy my imoutos assets

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>>111094081
I already have to deal with her tanning in her bikini in the backyard, so why not.

>>111094230
He's got a good bond with his sister. Those are signs of a positive sibling relationship

>>111094325
>I already have to deal with her tanning in her bikini in the backyard, so why not.
>have to deal with
That's a weird way of spelling, "get to enjoy".

>>111094150
2lewd

>>111094230
I am, I just never talk about the romantic feelings because no one ever wants to hear about it.

>>111094428
>I just never talk about the romantic feelings because no one ever wants to hear about it.
Go for it, I don't have much faith in this thread's liespan really.

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>>111094428
Where did my picture go?

>>111083358
Sit on her belly so that she doesn't eat so much nextime

>>111094428
> no one ever wants to hear about it.
thats the only angle of sibling romance i am interested in. go on please.

>>111094428
The fak u talkin' bout, homes? Pure sibling romance trumps stories about hot dickings any day of the week.

>>111093711
that was sweet, you asshole

>>111094081
only if it's me exclusive

>>111091340
Tell her word for words this : "You're so cute. If you wasn't my sister I'd have sex with you right now" with confidence please. If she blush or have any incoherent or tsundere reaction, she wants your D.

Exercise right after dinner? OP confirmed for fatass.

I feel we should choose a day to do these threads regularly, so the imouto bros are always together. Although if it were regular it would probably devolve into blogshit, so unless it were on another board that would be bad.
Captcha: onlust away

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>>111095572
Even if I wanted to say that, I would have to work my way up to it. I could barely spit out the ass complement without stuttering.

>>111095809
Alright let's make it less lewd then. "You're so cute. If you wasn't my sister I'd ask you out right now" Better? Go get em tiger.

>>111095912
>If you wasn't
Just make sure you DON'T talk like a nigger like this faggot.

>>111095809
Work yourself and act confident. Not today, just like that in the middle of a conversation by this week. Of course report the result on /a/

Don't listen to >>111095912 you HAVE to talk about sexual intercourse in a non- subjective manner.

>>111096007
Fuck how did I not notice that. I really shouldn't multitask, it apparently turns me into an "urban youth".

>>111095705
this is not blogging we are sharing stories. and i agree we need a place to gather if the mods go nuts and start removing our threads.

>>111096127
It's okay anon, i slip up and speak nigger sometimes too. Damn distractions.

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>>111095912
>>111096007
>>111096080
Alright, I'll see what I can manage. No promises though. Despite my whining, I'm pretty happy with our relationship how it is. I wouldn't want to scare her and have her start covering up her amazing booty.

>>111096229
I know it's not, and I don't even mind blogposting to be honest, I just meant there would be a chance of mods and stuff like you said.

>>111092999
That's the default state for most siblings relationships, anon.
It would be a more normal question to ask why they aren't hostile.

>>111096459
Think about it like this :
>"You're so cute. If you wasn't my sister I'd have sex with you right now"
In the worst case she looks disgusted and cover her butt. In normal case she blush and dress up because she understand how attractive she is for you, a little more inquisition and you end up covering her ass...with your dick! In the best case she spread it wide right now.

>>111096766
Everyone would feel disgusted by a phrase like that, anon.
Even if she was into you.

>>111096766
>>"You're so cute. If you wasn't my sister I'd have sex with you right now"

Bit too forward and obvious I think.

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>>111096812
it's fine. I know how to women. You just have to be yourself and express your honest sentiments
>>111096849
That the point. If you make it ambiguous it'll make their relationship more awkward. He need a direct frontal violent high impact sexual shock! I insist on the "right now" too, it's important.

I make her as fat as possible. Bitch should've looked after herself.

>>111096975
>it's fine. I know how to women. You just have to be yourself and express your honest sentiments

You've been reading too many h-manga. Little sisters must be treated gently. "You're really cute; any guy would be lucky to be with you" would work much better. It's also failsafe in the wording, since "any guy" includes her big brother if she's so inclined, or could be taken as "any [not related] guy" if she's not interested.

>>111083358
This >>111096546

>>111097897
Once again : Subtlety won't work there. the most subtle the least effect it'll have.

>>111092615
No, it fucking sucks. At least I've been doing an ok job at keeping her in the dark and we don't live together any more

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>>111097897
While that's probably a better idea, the idea of her with "any guy" makes my blood boil way more than it should.

>>111093434
That´s the first thing I tought of when I saw the post you quoted. Are you a psychic who can read minds, anon?

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Kinda off topic, but what are the actual odds of an incest baby being all fucked up? Specifically a brother/sister baby, if that makes a difference. Too many moralfags arguing it's always bad, and too many incestfags saying it's always fine. I want something scientific.

>>111100267
First generation? Not very high. The more you keep doing it, the higher the chances, though.
Even something as close as a first cousin is genetically far away enough that there's no concern.

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>>111099668
>more than it should.

Nonsense. It's your duty to protect your sister. Bulk up, and intimidate anyone that tries to get close to her.

>>111093709
>>111093771
It uses the melody of the Battle hymm of the Republic, so this song most likely originated as a parody of that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5mmFPyDK_8

>>111083358
Let her get fat. My imoutos a bitch

>>111100267
I think it actually depends more on the people's genes. If your family's got bad genes the bad genes have got a better chance of hanging out. The same goes for good genes though, so I guess that's why purebreeds are a thing. Even with that though, a single generation ain't much, so unless inbreeding becomes a family tradition you'd be fine.

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>>111100591
incest is wrong.
>>111100267
it's your baby anyway so it will be retarded no matter what. Happy incest, faggot.
>>111099668
Rape her and ask her for marriage right after!

>>111100267
http://www.genetic-genealogy.co.uk/supp/index.html

>>111100267
Very small, and basically only matter in relation to recessive genes. My mother and grandmother have a mutation(a shortening of a certain bone in the hands and feet) that would likely show up strongly if I was to have a kid with my sister(who does not exist). On my father's side there is another mutation that can cause a deformity of the spinal cord(a lump of bone that does fuck all). Other than these two mutations having a good chance of showing up, there is basically nothing to expect from me having a child with my hypothetical sister.

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>>111100717
>incest is wrong.

Genetically speaking, perhaps. Same as any two unrelated people with defective genes hooking up. If you mean morally though, I'm interested to hear your reasons.

>>111096766
You should really, really stop getting your ideas out of Japanese fiction.

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>>111100612
And because it would be wrong not to post this while we are on this topic, here is the Girls und Panzer version of that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10vnuku2VrI

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best imouto

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>>111100591
That's wont be hard, she already thinks everyone in our town is creepy or sleezy. She could stand to talk about "all those hot Swedish guys on instagram" a little less though.

Anywho, I'm gonna try to bring up dating (or sex if I'm feeling bold) in a casual context. Still not convinced I want to do that shit with her, but now I'm curious. I will report back in a later thread.

>>111100267
Quite low, Fucks up only start to happen after 2 or 3 gen of incest, as your Son and daughter fucked too, had 2 kids, who also fucked, Your grandkid's kids will have a much higher chance to be fucked up, higher than any other natural fuck up (downs, malformation, midget, etc)

>>111099668
I know the feeling, luckily she's never dated or anything of the like. But the thought definitely stresses me out.

>>111091446

No wonder he doesn't like you. You sound like a fag. Maybe you should suck his dick or offer your boypussy to him, then maybe he won't see you as much of a fag.

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Why does every imouto/oneesan thread turn into an incest thread?

>>111091934
Drinking alcohol and smoking weed doesn't make him a drug addict.

>>111083358

Is this show good?

>>111103630
Hmmmmm, wow I wonder

>>111103630
I think the better question is: why are there so few okaa-san threads in comparison?

>>111103965
You can't encourage mother fucking!

Finger her belly button gently

>>111104029
But anon, your mother loves you more than even your sister could.

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>>111104078
>not licking her navel

>>111092365
inb4 your parents disown you.

>>111087004
No.

>>111103965
Because that would involve NTR.
Everyone knows NTR is pure evil.

>>111104955
What if your dad is dead?

>>111105034
Then it's fine.

>>111104955
My mom is divorced, though. My dad was a cunt.

>>111105052
What if you kill your dad

>>111105120
That's bad and you should feel bad.

>>111105120
If he was at least a cunt, sure.

>>111105120
Then your sister will have to find out who killed her dad.

Chubby imoutos are cute too
All imoutos are cute

>>111105129
What does it feel like to have your penis scrapped and punctured by your fanged imouto?

>>111092365
These posts are almost certainly fantasies by those without sisters, or they have them but pretend to have a sister that fits the glowing terms the real one does not.

Either way, laugh aloud.

>>111089455
loled hard at this.

>>111105294
k, what's your point?

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Stuffing her belly till she moans in pleasure is the only option. Always makes sure your imouto is well fed.

>>111103630
Because people still haven't learned that sisters are for loving not sexing

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>>111105294
Think what you want, but that wont make my problems go away. And it wont make my imouto's ass go away either.

I would risk posting a picture, but I doubt she'd be down for that. Plus her ass belongs to me for the time being.

>>111105234
My imouto has a tiny bit of belly fat so sometimes I'll poke her stomach and get her acting red-faced over it.

Its pretty moe.

>>111105294
These posts are almost certainly by those without sisters, or they have them but they're fat or bitchy. They're jealous and take it out by denying the existing of other peoples siblings.

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Fuck off blogshit

>>111105762
You're a bit too late man.

>>111105647
I've never understood their mindset. It's like saying that the only people who fantasize about their parents are orphans, which is statistically unlikely.

>>111106136
It's like I said, jealousy.

Godddamnit. I just can't enjoy these imouto threads anymore.
They remind me each time that my biggest regret in life is that I didn't get closer to my imouto before she died.

>>111100267
Genes are just more likely to be replicated, both good and bad. A good example of this are breeds of dogs. New breeds tend to be strong and good for certain things. They serve certain purposes exceptionally, and thats what they were bred for. Now after generations things start to get messy. Pure breeds tend to have kidney disease, cancer likelihood is increased, etc.
Its the same idea with people really. Logically thinking, the reasoning behind inbreeding to start with for royalty made relative sense, but they overdid it to the extent that ended up creating retards and people with so little diversity they ended up getting fucked.

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>>111095122
>>111095440
It's really not interesting, I just struggle every day with the fact that I have real feelings for her both romantically and sexually. She's beautiful, cute, kind, loving, but she has the silly selfish side of her that talks over people and forgets things easily and means she sometimes doesn't listen when I'm talking. But I love that side of her too, and the way she jokingly apologizes for it and how she selfishly wants me to hang out with her and watch videos with her even when I need to go to bed for work.

I wish I didn't feel like this about her but I do, because she's beautiful, sexy, funny, and kindhearted most of all. sage for the very worst blogshit possible

>>111107157
Sounds like my older sister. Hug your imouto for me

>>111107157
You may feel terrible for having these feelings that you think are not right, but really you might feel worse if you're suddenly unable to further explore those feelings. I'm not saying to plan on confessing and boning your imouto, but you should seriously think about what she means to you and consider whether or not your love is something you want reciprocated.

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Incest is henteko.

Incestnai.

>>111107157
Have you tried getting the both of you really drunk and 'accidentally' confessing? If shit goes sideways, claim alcohol induced amnesia afterwards.

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>>111107643
>blurring her out

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>>111107157
Jesus, I'm >>111089038 >>111090907 >>111091340 that guy, and I'm still almost jealous of you.

Don't squander that imouto, anon. Love her always, no matter what happens.

>>111107717
It had to be done, anon.

Shoganai.

>>111107330
She's at a friends place tonight, would if I could.

>>111107509
I'm just seeing how things go right now, and enjoying our time together. I'll figure out more serious things later. For now I'm keeping it to myself.

>>111107711
She's a good girl, even if I told her she could get drunk with me, she'd say she's underage and that she didn't want to.

>>111105120
Oedipus pls.

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>>111103742
How about heroin, meth, and crack then?

>tfw have an onee-chan who's a huge bitch and not an imouto

why

>>111107915
I always will, no matter what decisions she makes, good or bad I'll support her. Even when she find a guy she wants to marry I'll support her, as much as it might hurt. So long as he's a good guy that I can approve of.

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>>111108373
Come on, you know I can't work with that and properly do it justice.

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>>111083358
I'll complain to her about all my hentai manga being deleted from sadpanda, and then maybe she'll offer herself as substitute

>>111108086
I can respect wanting to take your time, Really, it's what I did too, but just keep in mind that waiting and putting it off can make you more miserable in the long run. If you're unlucky, something unfortunate could occur. The most likely thing is that she finds someone else she likes, which to be honest if you love your sister I think you should be happy if she is able to find someone who can make her happy even if that person is not you.
But for me really the worst thing thing happened. My sister was in a car crash before I was able to tell her anything. Taken to the hospital and was put in the ICU for a few weeks. At first I didn't visit too often, but I began to realize that this was the wake up call I needed and that I had been a fool for not telling her how I felt about her earlier. I began to visit her almost every day and worked on exactly what I was going to say and how I was going to do it. I waited so that I would be right by her side when she woke up so I could tell her I loved her and that I had been a fool for almost letting the chance to tell her slip me by. I had 22 days to reflect on my love for her and work up the courage to make sure that before either of us died that I would make her understand how I felt.
But she died without ever waking up. They took an MRI (I think. Some scan) and realized that she had probably been mostly brain dead when she first got in. Apparently she had stopped breathing before the ambulance got to her, and I guess that it was just too late.

>>111107157
Consider suicide

>>111108532
>crack
At least he's no coward

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>>111103742
>smoking weed doesn't make him a drug addict.
>people believe this

Do any onii-chans here wrestle with their imoutos?

>>111108878
I really am sorry for your loss friend. That's all I can really say since I've never gone through that myself.

>>111108954
Been there done that. With her in my life I've got no reason to.

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>>111108718
You're bleeding me dry in sub-par conditions here, man. I can't work with gifs or webms. I don't even have an idea of what I would do to the next image.

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>>111108878
Gonna cry now

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>>111109510
Imoutos are peace

>>111109124
>>111109292
Thanks, and sorry I got kind of rambly there. I guess the point I was trying to make is that I feel way worse now that I've permanently lost the opportunity than I ever did when I was in self doubt before.

>>111109566
Imoutos are war

>>111109566
eeyaaay, piss piss

>>111109618
And war, war never changes.

>>111109408
I'd like to thank the academy, and my imouto

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>>111109561
>>111109566
Imoutos are actually quite warlike in their cultural beliefs, despite their history. They take Tsun Sue's Art of Baka quite seriously and quite literally.

How does one pull ones imouto away from Jewish media and culture? It's turned her into a monster, I warned my family when she was younger that if they let her watch Disney Channel she would become a spoiled, entitled brat without a soul, and my fears were realized. Now she thinks its okay to wear make up at age 12. Seriously what the fuck

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How do I convince my imouto to start wearing striped pantsu like a good girl, instead of her stupid slutty thongs?

>>111110064
Honestly, your shitty personality is probably one of the things that's hurting her.

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>>111108878
I didn't need all this feels before going to sleep.

>>111110064
Spend some quality time with her doing fun things out of the house

>>111110348
But anon, striped pantsu are pretty slutty. Good girls wear pure white cotton.

>>111110348
I saw a pair of my imoutos pantsu in her bathroom when I was in there for unrelated reasons, and they were from victorias secret and looked pretty sexy without being slutty.

My mind raced just a little picturing them on her body.

Wrestle or spar.

>>111111150
Coat her in fucking oil and wrestle her until her skimpy bikini is knocked off and then I engage in some serious high impact sexual violence.

>>111111529
Fuck off.

>>111111529
i-it hurts

>>111111461
>>111111150
Way too lewd.

>>111083358
I'd strongarm her into exercising whenever I do. Actually, I already do that. Goddamn fat little turd..

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>>111111529

>>111111529
>"I found out that I can't say no to you"

This is hot

very fucking hot

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>>111111889
>>111112691
>>111112864
Please don't encourage this shit.

>>111112986
We all know Kirino fags are the worst, but come on. This is like a black man asking for watermelon.

>>111113068
/a/ is not the place to post 3DPD and facebook shit.