What are you gonna do with your imouto after dinner, anon? She'll get fat if you don't help her exercise.
A massage, maybe? As in, she rubs me.
Subtlety, you mean to say? I didn't mean anything sexual. Why is that so few people here can appreciate the value of a non-sexual backrub?
B-but she's your imouto!
It isn't safe, anon. If I'd help her exercise she might gain more weight than if she simply got fat.
>Not wanting your toned, muscular imouto to crush you with her abs
Only if you promise to protect her innocence.
If you take her innocence, it can't be taken by anyone else anymore. Perfect protection plan right there.
>destroying ? protecting
But if you can convince her that sex is a completely normal and innocent thing to do with your Nii-chan, that's acceptable.
I tell her that she should do some workouts, else her imoutobutt will get too round and delicious.
I'd take her on a forced march while we sang paratrooper jodies. When she just absolutely couldn't run any more, I'd carry her home on my back, send her to get a bath and then pet her head while I tuck her into bed.
My IRL imouto has started inviting me to jog and exercise with her, practicing her cooking by making me delicious meals and deserts for the past six months, hanging out with me more overall, wearing nothing but boyshorts and t-shirts around the house, and leaving her skimpy lace panties (clean and dirty) out for everyone to see. I'm so much spaghetti right now.
B-but she just wants to make up for us largely ignoring eachother for years! She only wears the boyshorts and leaves panties out because she trusts me!
She wants it.
Yeah, I'm sure that would make it much better.
She's not skipping around in her panties or anything but she wears gym shorts and tank tops with low necklines a lot.I get an eyeful of cleavage and thighs every time I see her.
Sometimes I'm pretty sure she's not wearing a bra either. And her breasts are pretty big
To each their own. Her breasts fit her frame so there's nothing wrong with it.
They aren't like fucking anime cowtit sized, this is the real world we're talking about.
Mine has a super flat chest, despite being
15. Lately she's been openly talking about how she wishes her breasts were bigger. Did I go too far when I told her I prefer flat chests, and proceeded to compliment her ass?
(I'm >>111089038, by the way)
My imouto is already fat...obese actually. She's a big proponent of the HAES movement and doesn't believe that all people should be within the healthy weight ranges told by the medical community.
It's only a matter of time before her knees give out or she gets type 2 diabates
She sorta seemed bewildered at the chest thing, but said "thanks" and seemed happy about her ass.
I just don't wanna push myself too far. I'm already resisting the urge to bury my face in her ass at any given moment.
Sorry about that friend, I just enjoy talking about her occasionally, helps vent my frustration and guilt.
>I'm already resisting the urge to bury my face in her ass at any given moment.
Why contain it?
S-stop it anon! She'll be here any minute to ask me to run with her. I can't be in her presence with such lewd thoughts
and/or a half chub.
>imouto has always been chubby, since fucking birth
>12 years later she is beginning to fill out (she is probably going to end up taller than me)
>I try not to observe her form as a girl, but I'm pretty sure she is going to have huge PLOT soon and her BACKSTORY is already very deep
>luckily we have a distant relationship because I'm a hikkimori that is 11 years older than her
I'm worried she will try to get closer to her onii-chan as she ages
>live with husbando
>lets me call him oniichan
>he has an actual imouto
>shes super popular, walks around in lacy bras, tank tops and no pants, etc
>i used to help him devise plans to seduce her before he was my husbando, he's told me of his attraction to her, particularly her butt
tfw not even a childhood friend
Now that I can get behind.
Or under I guess?
She's a cool person to talk to, she puts up with my anime and vidya habits, and she's good at motivating me to get out of the house and do things. Plus her cooking is amazing.
In all honestly, I'm legitimately afraid I'm gonna fall for her and be stuck with a sister complex. We're quickly becoming great friends, and she's practically my ideal woman.
To be honest, I'm kinda glad I don't have a younger sister to some extent. Unless her personality was similar to mine, she probably would have fought with my older sister, and I would have had to try to mediate them.
It's suffering, yet I'm glad we're on good terms again. We've spent most of our lives barely speaking, and she was often openly hostile when we did speak. At the end of the day, I'm happy we can be friends, even if I have to swallow my feelings and urges.
But I'm gonna stare at her ass all I want because goddammit it's there and it's great.
It's really not, unless you live in a fantasy world.
Spending time at work daydreaming about spending time with her, trying my hardest to not look at her body lustfully but failing, guilt-tripping myself for turning our innocent sibling relationship into something sexual and romantic in nature on my side, it's stressful.
I've started eating healthier and working out, all because I want her to look at me and feel a slight twinge of sexual attraction, and it feels both great and terrible that she's the sole reason behind me improving myself.
Of course I'm glad I have her and I'd never ever want her to disappear, but it's just frustrating having these feelings. But she really is the light in my life, and even when she's silly and selfish occasionally it just makes me smile.
I don't remember how it started, she was just always a bit grumpy around puberty, and I just reciprocated. Eventually I grew up and stopped fighting back, and that seemed to be what made her start to soften up.
I don't have an imouto, I have an onee-san.
>She has an eight month old son
>One day, she was holding him and playing with him when I came downstairs
>She nuzzled her face against his and said "Aww, you're my chubby angel!"
>I put my arm around her and said "And you're mine"
>mfw she still hasn't forgiven me
Would you let your imouto dress like this?
I already have to deal with her tanning in her bikini in the backyard, so why not.
Where did my picture go?
Tell her word for words this : "You're so cute. If you wasn't my sister I'd have sex with you right now" with confidence please. If she blush or have any incoherent or tsundere reaction, she wants your D.
I feel we should choose a day to do these threads regularly, so the imouto bros are always together. Although if it were regular it would probably devolve into blogshit, so unless it were on another board that would be bad.
Captcha: onlust away
Even if I wanted to say that, I would have to work my way up to it. I could barely spit out the ass complement without stuttering.
Work yourself and act confident. Not today, just like that in the middle of a conversation by this week. Of course report the result on /a/
Don't listen to >>111095912 you HAVE to talk about sexual intercourse in a non- subjective manner.
Alright, I'll see what I can manage. No promises though. Despite my whining, I'm pretty happy with our relationship how it is.
I wouldn't want to scare her and have her start covering up her amazing booty.
Think about it like this :
>"You're so cute. If you wasn't my sister I'd have sex with you right now"
In the worst case she looks disgusted and cover her butt. In normal case she blush and dress up because she understand how attractive she is for you, a little more inquisition and you end up covering her ass...with your dick! In the best case she spread it wide right now.
it's fine. I know how to women. You just have to be yourself and express your honest sentiments
That the point. If you make it ambiguous it'll make their relationship more awkward. He need a direct frontal violent high impact sexual shock! I insist on the "right now" too, it's important.
>it's fine. I know how to women. You just have to be yourself and express your honest sentiments
You've been reading too many h-manga. Little sisters must be treated gently. "You're really cute; any guy would be lucky to be with you" would work much better. It's also failsafe in the wording, since "any guy" includes her big brother if she's so inclined, or could be taken as "any [not related] guy" if she's not interested.
While that's probably a better idea, the idea of her with "any guy" makes my blood boil way more than it should.
Kinda off topic, but what are the actual odds of an incest baby being all fucked up? Specifically a brother/sister baby, if that makes a difference. Too many moralfags arguing it's always bad, and too many incestfags saying it's always fine. I want something scientific.
First generation? Not very high. The more you keep doing it, the higher the chances, though.
Even something as close as a first cousin is genetically far away enough that there's no concern.
>more than it should.
Nonsense. It's your duty to protect your sister. Bulk up, and intimidate anyone that tries to get close to her.
I think it actually depends more on the people's genes. If your family's got bad genes the bad genes have got a better chance of hanging out. The same goes for good genes though, so I guess that's why purebreeds are a thing. Even with that though, a single generation ain't much, so unless inbreeding becomes a family tradition you'd be fine.
incest is wrong.
it's your baby anyway so it will be retarded no matter what. Happy incest, faggot.
Rape her and ask her for marriage right after!
Very small, and basically only matter in relation to recessive genes. My mother and grandmother have a mutation(a shortening of a certain bone in the hands and feet) that would likely show up strongly if I was to have a kid with my sister(who does not exist). On my father's side there is another mutation that can cause a deformity of the spinal cord(a lump of bone that does fuck all). Other than these two mutations having a good chance of showing up, there is basically nothing to expect from me having a child with my hypothetical sister.
>incest is wrong.
Genetically speaking, perhaps. Same as any two unrelated people with defective genes hooking up. If you mean morally though, I'm interested to hear your reasons.
And because it would be wrong not to post this while we are on this topic, here is the Girls und Panzer version of that song.
That's wont be hard, she already thinks everyone in our town is creepy or sleezy. She could stand to talk about "all those hot Swedish guys on instagram" a little less though.
Anywho, I'm gonna try to bring up dating (or sex if I'm feeling bold) in a casual context. Still not convinced I want to do that shit with her, but now I'm curious. I will report back in a later thread.
Quite low, Fucks up only start to happen after 2 or 3 gen of incest, as your Son and daughter fucked too, had 2 kids, who also fucked, Your grandkid's kids will have a much higher chance to be fucked up, higher than any other natural fuck up (downs, malformation, midget, etc)
Why does every imouto/oneesan thread turn into an incest thread?
>not licking her navel
These posts are almost certainly fantasies by those without sisters, or they have them but pretend to have a sister that fits the glowing terms the real one does not.
Either way, laugh aloud.
Stuffing her belly till she moans in pleasure is the only option. Always makes sure your imouto is well fed.
Think what you want, but that wont make my problems go away. And it wont make my imouto's ass go away either.
I would risk posting a picture, but I doubt she'd be down for that. Plus her ass belongs to me for the time being.
These posts are almost certainly by those without sisters, or they have them but they're fat or bitchy. They're jealous and take it out by denying the existing of other peoples siblings.
Genes are just more likely to be replicated, both good and bad. A good example of this are breeds of dogs. New breeds tend to be strong and good for certain things. They serve certain purposes exceptionally, and thats what they were bred for. Now after generations things start to get messy. Pure breeds tend to have kidney disease, cancer likelihood is increased, etc.
Its the same idea with people really. Logically thinking, the reasoning behind inbreeding to start with for royalty made relative sense, but they overdid it to the extent that ended up creating retards and people with so little diversity they ended up getting fucked.
It's really not interesting, I just struggle every day with the fact that I have real feelings for her both romantically and sexually. She's beautiful, cute, kind, loving, but she has the silly selfish side of her that talks over people and forgets things easily and means she sometimes doesn't listen when I'm talking. But I love that side of her too, and the way she jokingly apologizes for it and how she selfishly wants me to hang out with her and watch videos with her even when I need to go to bed for work.
I wish I didn't feel like this about her but I do, because she's beautiful, sexy, funny, and kindhearted most of all. sage for the very worst blogshit possible
You may feel terrible for having these feelings that you think are not right, but really you might feel worse if you're suddenly unable to further explore those feelings. I'm not saying to plan on confessing and boning your imouto, but you should seriously think about what she means to you and consider whether or not your love is something you want reciprocated.
Jesus, I'm >>111089038 >>111090907 >>111091340 that guy, and I'm still almost jealous of you.
Don't squander that imouto, anon. Love her always, no matter what happens.
She's at a friends place tonight, would if I could.
I'm just seeing how things go right now, and enjoying our time together. I'll figure out more serious things later. For now I'm keeping it to myself.
She's a good girl, even if I told her she could get drunk with me, she'd say she's underage and that she didn't want to.
I always will, no matter what decisions she makes, good or bad I'll support her. Even when she find a guy she wants to marry I'll support her, as much as it might hurt. So long as he's a good guy that I can approve of.
Come on, you know I can't work with that and properly do it justice.
I can respect wanting to take your time, Really, it's what I did too, but just keep in mind that waiting and putting it off can make you more miserable in the long run. If you're unlucky, something unfortunate could occur. The most likely thing is that she finds someone else she likes, which to be honest if you love your sister I think you should be happy if she is able to find someone who can make her happy even if that person is not you.
But for me really the worst thing thing happened. My sister was in a car crash before I was able to tell her anything. Taken to the hospital and was put in the ICU for a few weeks. At first I didn't visit too often, but I began to realize that this was the wake up call I needed and that I had been a fool for not telling her how I felt about her earlier. I began to visit her almost every day and worked on exactly what I was going to say and how I was going to do it. I waited so that I would be right by her side when she woke up so I could tell her I loved her and that I had been a fool for almost letting the chance to tell her slip me by. I had 22 days to reflect on my love for her and work up the courage to make sure that before either of us died that I would make her understand how I felt.
But she died without ever waking up. They took an MRI (I think. Some scan) and realized that she had probably been mostly brain dead when she first got in. Apparently she had stopped breathing before the ambulance got to her, and I guess that it was just too late.
You're bleeding me dry in sub-par conditions here, man. I can't work with gifs or webms. I don't even have an idea of what I would do to the next image.
Thanks, and sorry I got kind of rambly there. I guess the point I was trying to make is that I feel way worse now that I've permanently lost the opportunity than I ever did when I was in self doubt before.
Imoutos are actually quite warlike in their cultural beliefs, despite their history. They take Tsun Sue's Art of Baka quite seriously and quite literally.
How does one pull ones imouto away from Jewish media and culture? It's turned her into a monster, I warned my family when she was younger that if they let her watch Disney Channel she would become a spoiled, entitled brat without a soul, and my fears were realized. Now she thinks its okay to wear make up at age 12. Seriously what the fuck
How do I convince my imouto to start wearing striped pantsu like a good girl, instead of her stupid slutty thongs?
I didn't need all this feels before going to sleep.
I saw a pair of my imoutos pantsu in her bathroom when I was in there for unrelated reasons, and they were from victorias secret and looked pretty sexy without being slutty.
My mind raced just a little picturing them on her body.
Please don't encourage this shit.