Do you talk to yourself while watching animu?

>>110861114
if it's really bad, i often end up muttering my criticisms.
otherwise not really.

Literally autistic.

>>110861114
Usually when I'm laughing at QUALITY/plot retardness yes.

>>110861114
during the past 3 days i said three sentences all in all. whenever i talk to himself its mostly some idiotic stuff like "kirito you gaylord" or something. hearing your own voice if you rarely speak is really weird

I talk to myself all day long. I'm the only person I have to talk to.

Yea, when I'm alone I do it to all movies, shows, animu, books or cartoons

I'm lone too often ;_;

Sometimes I'll say "what" or "why."

Doesn't everybody talk to themselves?

...Yes, I do talk to myself.

>>110861395
I do.

>>110861114

I talk to myself about anime. I go on these crazy hour long rants like I'm giving a lecture on the history of certain tropes or comparing studios.

It's a lot of fun.

Why would I?

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Sometimes I'll look away and start muttering criticism if it's really cringe-worth. Like this scene.

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I don't talk to anyone.
Casuals.

>>110861114
I want to be the straw

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I act like I'm doing a commentary over a livestream.

>>110861808
Sometimes I have to pause it when it's cringe-worth

>>110861882
Like if you are talking to other people? Or just talk about everything?

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>>110861114
I sometimes react by saying japanese lines in my head, but more than a few times I've said "maji kayo?" out loud.

Please don't bully me.

Sometimes I do my own dub. I'm breddy gud.

I sometimes voice my criticism while watching shows but I don't really understand why I'm doing it in english while I'm not native speaker.

>>110861882
Maybe you should stream yourself watching anime. Then make commentary on the interesting facts of an episode while broadcasting the action going on, like a sports announcer. I would pay to watch that

>>110861114
I occasionally say YES when something cool happens. I was shouting fuck yeah at the top of my lungs when that lewd kiss scene in illya s2 was going on.
That was great. Did not expect it..

>>110862023
Your a retard.

I go through imaginary conversations where I persuade friends and family to watch various anime.

>>110862023
Oh, and whenever something really suggestive happens, or when best girl is making some sort of progress, I pause the video to roll around in my bed, hugging my pillow and screaming "kyaaaaa!"

>>110862023
I do that too.

>>110862285
>Your

>>110861114
I talk to myself a lot, but surprisingly enough, I don't really do that while watching anime. I usually just pause it if i am going to talk to myself. The worst part about me though is that i usually pace back and forth when i talk to myself.

>>110861114
yea obviously

>>110861335
this too

When I watched Sakura Trick I had to pause after 2 min of episode 1, to clap and cheer that they had actually do it. Not even americalp.

Saddest thread on /a/ right now.

>>110862555

Me 2. I usually do the same shit when I watch SoL or romance

>>110862555
wow, you sound really gullible

>>110861114
Yes, sometimes when I'm alone

>>110861661
Are you me?

>>110861114
I do, almost all the time.

if a character does something that's really stupid or aggravating i'll usually get annoyed and tell him to fuck off.

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>>110862686
I'm
I'm
I'm
Just being honest.
I'm just being honest.

Yes, didn't realize it was something uncommon or weird.

>>110861882
Are you me?

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I just realized I talk more while on /a/ and watching anime than I do around actual people.

>>110863181
"what a dumb bitch"

>>110861114
I like to clap when something amusing happens.

No, I'm not American.

>>110863294
I think you might be autistic. That is autistic behavior, anon. You might want to get checked out.

>>110861808
I cringe at a lot of shit. What was wrong with this?

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>>110862686
You said it, dudebro

who /sp/ here?

>>110863332
Me......

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Yes. I mostly make short and sarcastic comments when a character acts retarded and I tend to say "oh my" with a deep voice during suggestive scenes. I also do this in English because it feels weird for me doing this in my native language.

>>110863382
>This whole post
Are you me?

>>110861335
Pretty much this. I actually say my posts out loud before I type them.

>>110861882
Holy fuck /a/ stop hitting so damn close to home. I talk like I'm on skype with someone or on a livestream or something. I have no one to talk to but it doesn't stop me from pretending I do.

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>>110863266
Anon...I think we need to be friends.

>>110863447
Utter failure.
>>110863212

Though
>>110863266
What's the problem here? That's got to be a common thing on /a/ right?

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>>110863382

>>110863294
If it's funny, I cover my mouth with my hand to laugh.

Like I'm some goddamn nip girl.

So I feel you.

Yes.

by insulting the MC and Praising the Villain.

>>110863570
>insulting the MC
I do that all the time, god dammit MCs are retarded.

>>110861114
I talk to myself pretty much all the time. It's only a problem if something slips out about stabbing people. Not that I would or anything.

>>110863556
I'd feel you, if you feel me

The autism in this thread is palpable. I hope this is some meme that I somehow magically have not come across in all my years on /a/.

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Do you play with your penis in a non-sexual manner while watching animu?

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>>110863686
Yes, because /a/ is a community known for being fully functional, contributing, normal members of society.

>>110863793
i play with my pubes

>>110863686
>I can't empathize with another person
>I can't think of people doing stuff that I don't.
That would make you the autistic one.

You seriously never opened your mouth when you were all alone to comment on something to yourself?

>>110863803
I thought we were all Ivy League graduates here.
>>110863863
Did I ever deny my own autism? Regardless, no I haven't. Not even once.

>>110863828
>2014
>Pubes
Why aren't you people shaving your body and feeling your soft legs while watching animu?

Seriously, tranny, gay, straight or whatever. Hairless bodies > *

>muh itching
>muh time
>muh razor costs
Dollar shave club, it takes an hour a week use that time to think in the shower, and you'll get used to the itching after like 2 months.

>>110863936
We are all little girls in grade school.

>>110864010
That doesn't mean you can't also be an Ivy League graduate.

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When I watch cute moe shit like Ika I kind of make.. noises. Like "hngh!" and "hmp!" noises. I'm not sure if it's a laugh or a reaction to cute stuff.

I do it automatically without realizing.

What am I doing with my life.

>>110863793
I play with my scrotum. I stretch it
Ahhhhhhh God.

>>110863980
but i don't itch? i just like to twirl my pubes around my finger when watching anime.

>>110863686
>not talking to yourself while watching anime People do that while watching movies at the cinema. I would say you are the autist/edgyfag

>>110864127
People don't talk to themselves in the cinema. I don't know where you live, but it doesn't sound like anywhere good.

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>>110863382

this fucking post.

Since all I browse is 4chan I'm more comfortable talking in english than my native language, also, I dislike reading anything in my native languague, reading in english feels better, don't know why.

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I like to yell "PUT YOUR PENIS INTO HER VAGINA" probably more than I comfortably should.

>>110864381
That gif, every time, it's damn cute.
Please tell me it isn't from No game No life as google is trying to make me believe

>>110864794

no, is from a much worse anime.

>>110864794
nevermind I found it.

>>110863980
But then i'd stop being ottermode.

>>110864794
Please don`t watch it, that show is absolute garbage, trashy plot and horrible characters.

>>110864860
>ottermode
> Male body type combining skinny, muscular and very low bodyfat with well defined abs. Used recently in fitness forums. Examples are Taylor Lautner, Brad Pitt. Suggested by many as the ideal male bodytype because it is not threatening to females like huge muscles.
I'm going to go ottermode this spring by working out and doing lots of cardio.
What's this have to do with hair, and working out/exercise? Please.

>>110862130
Record yourself dubbing Boku no Pico pls

>>110861114
I criticize it, or when it give me the feels I become autistically mad

>>110864842
>>110864927
Yeah, it doesn't look that good, but what can I lose? She looks waifu material.
>24 Episodes
yeah no.

>>110861114
Only if the show is so boring I'm only watching it to say I did.

>>110865039
>but what can I lose?
10 hours of your life that you will never get back.

>>110865033
this

Isn't it normal 2 talk

>>110863556
I do that way too much

Only if there's no one around...

No. I live with my family so they would be able to hear me.

My tumblr browsing sister talks to herself when she's watching TV shows and it's fucking annoying.

>>110865039
Don't listen to them you retard. It has some issues, but it's enjoyable. Most people only hated it because of the behavior of the MC near the middle. Rest of the characters are fine and it has a standard plot. Seriously, it's not the worst thing you'll ever watch.

>no, is from a much worse anime.
Ha.

>>110861114
Yes. I say "I love you ___" whenever a cutie does something cute.

>>110865152
>Watching anime with someone around

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>>110862349
>>110861882
>>110862023
These 3. What the hell /a/
I swear man, sometimes i just catch myself squeeling and giggling like some teenage girl.
especially when watching romcom i'm such a fucking faggot holy shit

I imitate their kawaii voices. I'm rewatching hyouka and say kininarimassu after chitanda says it.

>>110865487
I think that's moe.

>>110865446
That too.

I discovered I put a stupid grim in my face all the time I watch Oreimo.

I'll talk to all you lonely losers, just post your steam or something

>>110865926
Yeah, fuck off
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/

>>110865926
No thanks it'll just be some gay shit and I'd rather not deal with it

I say "sa na" (who knows) out loud in real life
I also say doushite

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Talking to yourself is one of those things that is associated with mental illness so people do it just to sound cool.

>>110866744
I must be the coolest guy on earth then. I basically never stop talking to myself.

I can't help it, he's the only guy with sensible opinions around here.

>>110866744
What

>>110861114
When I'm hyped or optimistic about anything going on, yes, I do.

Sometimes I speak to my pets or clap my hands....or twist my nipples, because I'm bored

"What!?!?"
"No way!"
"Pff!"
"Nooo!"
"Hmm, okay."
"Fair enough"
"Bullshit."

It's mostly voiced reactions and clapping seal imitations.

>>110865446
>>110863382
>>110862023
>>110861882
>>110862349
Jesus christ, some people. I'd be way too embarassed to do any of this shit even though I am completely alone. Get some self awareness and crippling anxiety losers.

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>>110870738
>even though I am completely alone
Who's gonna see you? Your ghost of beta past?

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No, but I play around with my penis.

>>110868868
This.

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Do you talk to yourself while posting on /a/?

>>110871080
You talk to yourself with your lewd lower mouth?

>>110871438
nah, cause when I need to call someone retard I just post it.

>>110870945
Are you meaning to imply you don't hold yourself responsible for your own actions?

>>110871644
damn, wrong thread, again.
Need to catch some sleep.

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>>110861114
I talk to myself constantly, all day long.
Watching anime, browsing /a/, playing a VN or reading manga, I comment, curse, laugh or get aggravated enough to be constantly talking or yelling.
Luckily I live alone and nowhere near other people.
I also punch the wall or stomp/pace around the house, when something fucking bullshit happens, or when there is heavy second hand embarrassment.
The same when something really unexpected happens, hyperventilating, heart pounding hyper-excitement, which is enough to put you into cardiac arrest.


>>110870738
>self awareness
>crippling anxiety
Welcome to /a/.

>>110871770
I do the same as you, well maybe without the hyperventilating part, yet I don't consider myself autist-like nor lack of self awareness

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Not as deviant as you lot, but I guess I sway or tap my fingers to cute catchy songs.

>>110871947
Me too, I'm fully self aware, and enjoy my own company.
Out of all the mental disorders, autism is blown way more out of proportion on /a/.
Its meaning is convoluted, more people would have OCD, crippling anxiety, depression or avoidant personality disorders than autism.

By hyperventilating I meant more or less that I forget to breathe, nearly passing out, then hurriedly catching my breath.
More or less a byproduct of anxiety, when eagerly awaiting something like raw chapter spoiler pages to be dumped.

Yes. I don't really think about it though, it just happens.

>>110872474
Well you do get used to it, after years of being secluded from interactions with other people.

Sometimes you find yourself in some random place, realizing you were ranting to yourself for the last hour, and don't recall how you got there.

>>110861114
I talk back to the characters on the screen.

>"Let's have fun today everyone!"

"Okay..."

>>110861114
>Do you talk to yourself while watching animu?
I touch____ myself while watching anime.

>>110861661
If you had videos of those rants I'd listen. Like Recliner of Rage.

>>110871542
No. At least not when I know it won't have consequences on the well being of others.

>>110865446
If I was that cute I'd want to cute it up all summer.

I'd fucking love to see video/audio of anon's watching anime. Just turn on the mic and/or webcam, and have at it. Then upload it to vocaroo or youtube or just livestream it.

>>110865446
Is A-Channel a good show, /a/?

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Whenever I watch something cute I usually have a big dumb smile on my face and sometimes I make quiet girly noises. I also bob around and hug my pillows is something is especially cute.

One time I screamed WHAT really loudly when I was really surprised at a scene. I also hum along to OPs if I like them.

I don't really like watching anime with other people because I have to suppress all the dumb things I do.

>>110872971
Have you been on a stream with /a/? It's basically the chat but in audio version.
Let me give you an example:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22239389

>>110872971

This is what I say most, especially after reading the latest Naruto mangas.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dsvxy8O7lq

>>110873219
>those comments
Every time. That's basically the kind of stuff I say when watching a show.

I only scream or yelp occasionally when something scary or unexpected happens, but I think that's normal.

>>110863980
western pig go home we dont like your kind here

Yes. I tell myself "God damnit Madoka, fuck you"

>>110863980

Once you start, it just feels unhygienic to not shave them.

>>110872976
if you love Kiniro Mosaic and GochuUsagi, then this show is for you.

>>110873852
Every time.
God dammit Madoka, just wish to revive Mami, you big pussy.

>>110873800
It feels like freedom when you finally do it. Not razor shave, just trim with electric buzz.

Yes. Especially when it's Haremshit and shonen stuff

I'm a rambling man.

>>110873939
I tell her this is all her fault and I then say "why the fuck do you cry in every single God damn episode half the time why are you even a character"

>>110864842
>>110864927
It's not that bad. It was better than 90% of everything else in it's season.MC was fine. It's only real problem was the fact that they eat Korean hot pot.

>>110862349
I also do this. I really need a dakimakura though, it doesn't feel complete without one.

>>110861882
Maybe I do this because I envy commentators who make money off sitting on their asses and playing video games. Hopefully not due to crippling loneliness.

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>>110863330

For reference

>>110863556

So, when you cover, is the wrist near the chin, or near the cheek as you hold it up? Are you just covering your mouth or is this FULL BLOWN nip girl? This is important, for research.

>>110863330
You do know that, while we here in /a/ we joke about autism all the time, no one in here is actually autist probably? I have a friend of mine who is an it has nothing to do with the behavior we call "autism" here.

People thing it is something like >>110875705 but it only applies to child.

>>110861114
Yes.

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>>110861114
10/14 how about you guys?

I don't talk to myself, but I do laugh when I am bored and thinking about something funny. My family thinks I am weird since it seem to out of nowhere like when I am eating or taking a shower. Most of the time I think about the stupid shit from 4chen.