This man shows up to your door and asks you to show a post-2000

A flying anime

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>>110591369

Boku no Pico

>>110591369
I bet Miyazaki is the kind of guy that would be impressed by his own work.

Something with forced adventure and wonder.

Inferno Cop

>>110591369
anon, post-2000 is easy. why not put in post-2010 to make it harder.

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Fractale

One of his own, obviously.
Then I'd force Ghibli to adapt High School DxD until the LN ends so that his reputation is destroyed.

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>>110591369
Ass to Ass, because I know he likes strong females.

>>110591433
/thread

>>110591369

Ruroni Kenshin

ping pong

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I can show him a SUPER INTERESTING anime

>>110591369
neon genesis evangelion

Miyazaki isn't that great. Kind of boring really. Definitely overrated. If he never existed I wouldn't even care.

>>110591369
I tell him to fuck off. The only good thing that he made was Nausicaa, and more than 30 years have passed since then.

>>110591468
Yamakan, pls.

>>110591545
I love To Love-Ru so much.

>>110591617
>Nausicaa
>not super based Laputa

He laughs at you.

>>110591369
we sit and watch Steins;Gate......
he is not impressed

>>110591369
>What do you show him?
The door.

>>110591651
Laputa is the most overrated Ghibli.

Here OP, let me spoonfeed you in this thinly disguised rec thread

Mushishi, Jinsei, Monster, Yamato 2199, Nana, Planates, Shinsekai Yori, Gits SAC

Nichijou.

>>110591617
>implying Nausicaa isn't old and busted when Mononoke Hime exists
Face it, Nausicaa is dated. It may have been impressive upon release but everything about it just feels so rushed now and underwhelming compared to Princess Mononoke.

>Announces that he's going to retire
>Doesn't retire
>Still stick around studio like a sore thumb
When is he going to die?

>>110591717
*jinrui

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Kill me Baby

I'd show him some of his own movies, he doesn't like anything else

>>110591757
He retired from directing anime, that "not really retired" announcement was to make it clear that he would still be working on his manga.

>>110591704

You misspelled 'My Neighbor Totoro'

I always thought Kamichu had a Miyazaki vibe about it.

There's been plenty of good post-2000 anime, but I'm not sure if it would impress Miyazaki, because in a similar vein to Disney, he produces stuff that is intended to be mass-marketed and consumed. Would I offer up something with well-crafted characters, a well-fleshed out narrative, and a story that makes sense? Would I try something that is more abstract with a lot of metaphorical meaning and symbolism? Would I look for something which has visual flare similar to his movies?

>>110591369
thinly veiled rec thread?

>>110591717
OP here.
I've seen it all.

Boku no Pico

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Yura's wild ride of course.

Show him Earthsea and remind him of the shamefur dispray

Eve no Jikan, Boku no Pico, Sprited Away or Howl's Moving Castle.

I show him my dick.

>>110591651
>Laputa
Hipster fuck off.

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>>110591741
>>110591651
>not reading the manga

Nausicaa manga is better than any movie that Miyazaki has put out

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>>110591717
>Jinsei

Yeah, that's what I'd show him. Torture the old faggot. THIS IS WHAT ANIME IS NOW, YOU FAGGOT.

>>110591651
I'd who him LaPuta de tu madre

>>110591717
>Jinsei
Isn't that airing though?
>Nana
>Monster
b8

Banner of the stars.

http://youtu.be/vkpbkkGp4Fs

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>>110591369
This.

>>110591468
lol

>>110591741
>Nausicaa
>dated
Lolno. Nausicaa is the most immortal of his stories. The message it conveys is strong.

I show him Eve No Jikan and maybe Uchouten Kazoku.

>>110591916
>calls me a hipster
>probably liked Mononoke

Go back to tumblr, Greenpeace vegan

>>110591965

His major critique would probably be that it's too dark.

>>110591369

This man is a cynical asshole. He makes kids movies about death and child prostitution. So I'll show him Milky Holmes.

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>shittalking miyazaki
>shittalking toradora

Why is /a/ like this? so fuckin flip flop

>>110592027
>/a/ is one person

>>110592005
Then he shits rainbows and needs to get the fuck out.

>>110591965
Jin-Roh came out in 1999.
>soclose

>>110592027
It's almost like there are different people with different opinions on /a/.

>>110592004
>thinks caring about the environment is bad
Fucking tool.

>>110592049
>>110592078
There a majority within everything.

>>110591369
Easy. Spirited Away.

>>110592055
Exactly. He likes his shit colorful. Maybe he'd like something like Jinrui or Uchouten Kazoku because those shows are colorful.

>>110592097
>gets their priorities spoon-fed by hippies and bad science
Herbivorous subhuman

>>110592071
Well, damn.

>>110592027
>shittalking overrated shit
I don't see the problem.

>>110592109
Like you. Your IQ is in the first standard deviation to the left of the Gauss bell.

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Who doesn't like The Offspring?

Paranoia agent. It was made by another overrated anime filmmaker like himself.

>>110591369
I show him Working! What's there to not like? There are cute girls but they're not just walking moe fetishes, almost everyone is earnest and hardworking people who care for each other, work ethic is shown, nice banter.

>>110592161
>first standard deviation
Well, I mean, that's actually not so bad, as far as stupid people go. You're wrong though.

>>110592027
One is overrated but still can be good, and the other is babby's first forced romance. What's not to shit on?

>>110591617
classic /a/

>>110592128
>implying I don't follow the Iron Pill Völkisch ways
A fucking tool indeed.

>>110592123
Colorful? How abour Paprika? Of course, his brain might turn into pudding ....

>>110592199
Who could sit through all that banding?

>>110591369

Kaiba

He'd appreciate the creativity and direction, I think.

Ping Pong.
I'm completely serious.

>>110592109
Sure. Doesn't mean you're not going to see contrasting opinions, though, and it doesn't mean you need to make a post about /a/ "flipflopping" whenever someone posts something you don't expect of the hive mind you perceive /a/ to be.

>>110592251
Watch the BDs you mongoloid

>>110592273
Still bad.

>>110592049
>>110592078
No that's not what I mean, I mean some days a Miyazaki thread goes on and ends without a hitch, and other times it's like this one

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>>110591369
Nichijou and then we can sit and wait for season 2 ;_;

>>110591416
I met someone irl that fell for Boku no Pico. Like I don't think there's a better way to define 'casual' than that.

>>110592219
Then what is it, special snowflake?

>>110592301
Yeah, he might like that.
Young girls, colorful.

>>110592302
>'fell' for it

no anon, YOU are the casual

>>110592211
>There are cute girls but they're not just walking moe fetishes

They're not?

>Cut girl who is short with big breasts. Has a complex about her height, which makes her endearing.

>Cute girl who hates men, but takes a liking to the self-insert male MC. However, she struggles to battle through her condition and articulate her feelings for him properly.

>>110591369
non non biyori

>>110592297
Then make your mind up. Or stop posting bullshit. Or both.

>>110592294
No, the version I downloaded certainly didn't have any banding issues. Animation was fine.

Memories or Millennium Actress

>>110591491
You know what?

This, no joke. It has everything that he hates and more, but it's also very different from what he's used to criticizing. The taste in humor is old-fashioned, and I'm sure he'll appreciate some of that old Showa feel. I would expect Miyazaki to come out of watching KLK angry, flustered, nostalgic, and oddly feeling fulfilled. He'll probably talk a few books' worth of trash about it, then get to work on a real masterpiece while handing over Ghibli to me.

>>110592128
Please enlighten me with good science, anon.

I am sure you will do a better job than my university professors.

>>110591717
>Monster
How does it feel to have terrible taste?

>>110592297
Different threads will go in different directions. Depends on the time of day, who happens to be online at that time, who decides to post etc.

>>110592387
That meme was never funny,

>>110592381
Protip: He can't. All his knowledge stems from Hollywood and Stormfront.

I would kill his pupil and take his place at Miyazaki's side. Two birds one stone.

>>110592398
That's what I mean, there's got to be some kind of trend

>>110592421
I'm deadly serious. Monster is cringe-worthy and terrible.

I don't even like Miyazaki's stuff.

Paprika.

Aku no Hana.

>>110592027
You only like Toradora because you saw it early on in your anime career.

>>110592078
>>110592049
>preprogrammed replies

>>110591369
I'll show him muh dick.

>>110591369
Sonic X

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Sakura Trick.

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>>110592470
>anime career.

>>110592470
That's not true, but alright

>not realising Miyazaki would hate everything post-2000
However,
>2014
>still giving a fuck about Miyazaki, whose last decent movie was 'Spirited Away'.

>inb4 Howl's Moving Castle hipster defense force

>>110592470
This is hard to deny.

Kino no Tabi (2003)

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>>110592527
>It says here you've only seen 10 anime shows, and rated SnK a 10/10. Care to explain your shit taste?

>>110592580
I was born this way.

>>110592559
It looked good. 60% of his work is visuals, which legitimizes him in my eyes

>>110592580
>implying you have watched more than 100 animes

>>110592622
>animes

I wonder how he feels about Yuasa stuff.

I offer him a glass of water because IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT WHERE I LIVE.

Knights of Sidonia.

>>110592622
>implying 100 is a large number

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Does anyone else agree?
He's into coming of age stories of girls, and it's colorful. And he's probably been to Venice, since he's rich and all.

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>>110592622
>animes

>>110592635
You get the idea, so stop shitting me.

I forgot what makes him angry these days. Remind me what he hates, /a/.
>inb4 everything

Is it the story? Characters? Archetypes? Moe? Pacing? Animation or lack thereof? Style? What does he hate?

>>110592622
>animes
>thinking 100 is a lot

I show him Yuru Yuri

While I suck his cock.

>>110592677
Well, The Wind Rises was screened during the Venice Film Festival.

It's colorful.

>>110592677
He'd call it too moe.
He would hate the frames when the style changes for comedic effect.

>>110592622
You could literally do that in 3 months.

>>110592622
You can rack up about 100 within 2 seasons. It's not hard.

>>110592622
>100
in a day, i hope not because you could not reach the quota with that small number

>>110592680
>using non-/a/ related pic
Fucking summer.

>>110592711
He hates fun, like most bitter, decaying old men.

>>110591414
/thread.

>>110592762
It says here that you've been on /a/ for a week. Care to explain?

>>110592772
Who needs fun:

>>110592677
Do you think Miyazaki can overlook animation? Aria is not that great in that department.
If he can enjoy it for the story and characters, I'd say it's a great choice.

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>>110592807
Everyone needs fun.

>>110592772
Not being able to fap to lolicon is terrible. It clouds his judgment.

Has Miyazaki ever commented on Evangelion or Madoka? It seems like such an obvious question but I don't recall if he has.

I would tell him to fuck off and return to masturbating

>>110592711
He hates everything bad about anime: fan service, cute girls, bad animation and so on.

>>110592798
Says the newfag.

>>110592754
That's true.

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>>110592893

>>110592852
>Evangelion
>good
At least you had the decency to mention an actual piece of art like Madoka.

>>110592852
I recalled he said in a interview that Homu and Rei are bestest girls and Asuka and Sayaka are the cancer ruining anime

>>110592944
Gen please go.

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>>110592872
>cute girls
>bad
Wait what

>>110592936
>still posting non-/a/ pics
Thank you. You just proved my point.

>>>/v/

>>110592823
Yeah, that's the only thing wrong with Aria as a whole. The bad animation. He'd like it though if he didn't judge based on that, but he will.

>>110592961
That's a very agreeable opinion. Very agreeable indeed.

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>>110592987

>>110592944
I never said they were good, but you can't deny that they're two of the biggest things in recent years that still get milked like no other

>>110592961
>>110593004
Dat shit taste

>>110592961
Homura apologist fuck off.
Also,
>being a Reifag

>>110592762
>>110592893
>>110592987
Are you joking retard? Stop trying to fit in, or get a rise out of people.

>>110592842
Fun is subjective. I have fun watching slow-paced atmospheric anime like Mushishi or Kino no Tabi. I don't consider them deep, I have fun watching them.
There are people who love banal shit like harems or ecchi. Or people who have fun watching vapid shows about cute girls doing nothing. See, it's not that simple.

>>110592987
>>110593007
You're both retarded
Stop replying

>>110592961
I take back everything bad I've ever said about him.

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Tell me about Miyazaki, why does he wear the mask?

>>110591414
That beautiful OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYkDP5xDoO8

>>110593023
Asukafriend detected
she dieded

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>>110592944

>>110593046
>>110593060
>replying to retards
Lol.

>>110593047
What if I have fun watching the three kinds of shows you mentioned, provided they're done well?

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>>110593060

>>110593096
If I was trolling I would have said that Asuka is a better girl than Mari. Which is not the case.

>>110592961
Miyazaki confirmed for patrician status

>>110593047
>My fun is good
>Everyone else's fun is shit
Miyazaki what are you doing on /a/?

>>110593107
>done well
This is really subjective.

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What a fantastic thread.

>>110593181
Shitposting what else

>>110592961
[citation really fucking needed]

>>110593170
>Miyazaki
>patrician
Nah. If he was patrician he wouldn't have made so many shitty movies.

Dennou Coil

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>>110591369
I honestly think pic related would be something Miyazaki out of self-interest has most likely seen at some point.

>>110593242
Nah. It flopped harder than Nichijou.

>>110593161
well at least you have good taste anon

>>110593240
its shitty because plebs like you dont understand anon

>>110592971
Cute girls aren't bad per se. But anime directors don't know how to utilize them properly. Because of this we have a huge stream of very similar sitcoms (called here SoL comedies) with different gimmicks.
>girls running a cafe
>girls being lesbians
>girls dancing
>girls being idols
And so on. These shows are really similar in execution and often very uncreative. They are still better than harems which are just vile and disgusting.

>>110591452
Wow, that sure was easy.

>>110591369
Ninja slayer

>>110592559
Ponyo was good, fuck you.

>>110593549
>tfw no good ponyo doujin

>>110593348
Too deep for me, I acknowledge it. Being a faggot was never my thing.

>>110593348
His films aren't complex. You must feel them, not understand them. They require a certain kind of sensibility.

>>110593861
That isn't enough for the more autistic average mecha connoisseur.

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>>110592852

We do know that he and Anno are the best of pals.

Miyazaki would like Ping Pong. I have little doubt.

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>>110591369

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>>110591369

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Hajime no Ippo

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>>110591369

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Either Cross Game or Kimi ni Todoke.

The only series to rival Whisper of the Heart.

Also

>implying Miyazaki would consider a TV anime to be good

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Ahiru no Quack.

>>110592559
Howl's was easily his worst film though

>>110594718

Considering Miyazaki picked up directing the film halfway, it is easy to see why it feels so off. Half the film he didn't even do. Parts of it are clearly Miyazaki, like the whole shooting star scene or the transformation sequence. But other parts...don't feel like a Miyazaki movie at all. And the whole flow of the movie feel totally off. because two different directors and teams worked on it.

>>110591803
Can you point out the flaws in My Neighbor Totoro? How the fuck is it overrated?

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JoJo?

>>110591414
i wish i could watch this

>>110591369
I've always thought FMA is pretty good

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>>110591369
Spice and Wolf. Different from his works, but he might like it.

Madoka, Steins;Gate, Tatami Galaxy, Samurai Flamenco.

Will he let me eat on KFC for free?

>>110591369
I show him Kino and give all of Ghibli's money to other studios.

A show about a cute girl involving magic and fantasy and barely any plot.

>>110596647
Sailor Moon?

>>110596692

No, Ghibli movies.

>>110591369
>What do you show him?

His movie, kek.

>>110596711
>kek

Get out

>>110596743
no

>>110596705

>wah Kiki didn't have tons of fighting or adult themes!

But it did have plenty of conflict and character development. Like it or not, that is plot. Maybe Utena and Madoka would be more your type of thing.

>>110593261
Anyone with taste has already seen it, why wouldn't Miyazaki?

>>110596743
ayyy lmao

>>110596800

Miyazaki isn't a fan of "anime". He makes manga films.

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The Girl Who Leapt Through Time. Not just a fantastic film but one I think he specifically would enjoy. I think it's the best possible answer really.

>>110591571
POST-2000

>>110596560
>Steins;Gate
It has fucking traps and stupid otaku culture. Why is he going to like this exactly?

Wanwa the Doggy

>>110591927
Shhhh. no one can know

>>110596937
This is the type of film ghibli SHOULD be making.

>>110596993
Rebuild then.

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I'd show him Kyousou Giga, which had a bit of a Ghibli-feel to me. It is an absolute acid trip of an anime, but i'm sure Grandmaster Miyazaki would enjoy it quite a bit.

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>>110591369
Space Brothers.
But I really doubt its something I would need to show him.

What about Little Witch Academia?

>>110602952
I can see the old man enjoying that.

>>110592961
There is no way that isn't truth. I knew he had good taste.

>>110593047
Fun is just a buzzword anyways.

Ping fucking Pong

summer wars

Akikan

HELLSING HELLSING HELLSING

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>>110591369
SAO

While his body of work is rather impressive, I have no affinity for the man himself, so I'm hovering around
[ ] - Slam the door in his face
[ ] - Genuflect
[ ] - Put it in