Mami is love
Mami is life
>>110553963
mami is dead
Mami had my favorite theme song.
Mami is more than her chest.
There's something about mami's personality and clothing style that's pretentious. Don't quite know what it is exactly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGM2OkgdMSg
Does someone have a .mp3/.m4a/.FLAC file of this song?
>>110554870
>3 mamis
Oh shit!
>>110554870
Not enough Mamis.
>>110555632
>>110555045
How much Mami is too much Mami?
Mami is one delicious girl
>>110555706
13.
On the other hand, you simply can't never have enoughloliMami.
>>110554198
She acts a lot like her and the blonde girl from Aria
>>110554198
Well, she actively tries to make herself look good and give a "perfect girl" front especially in front of the girls.
While it can be seen as pretentious, like the rest of the girls, it's just an image she decides to give.
>>110555861
Yes.
Worst meguca.
Even Nagisa is better simply by being Kana Asumi
>>110556726
Worst opinion.
>Even Nagisa is better
Worse-than-Hitler opinion.
>>110556726
Nagisa was a waste of Kana's voice and you know she was just added so that Mami would have another meguca to pair up with.It would have been better if they had Kana Asumi and the rest of the voice cast from Hidamari Sketch play as the Hidamaris in some kind of cute crossover that plays before the Rebellion movie in the theater and/or is included in the DVDs/Blu-rays
>>110556320
The mature/perfect girl is obviously a cover but if she were to be more of a kid there's no way she could survive all alone. Speaking of which, how does Mami get away with that? Does the government/school even know that Mami is an orphan? How come they haven't set her up with foster parents or maybe even an orphanage? Or maybe a psychologist/counselor?
>>110557775
>how does Mami get away with that?
None of that shit is usually explained in these kind of stories, but I like to think that Kyubey's telepathic powers had to do with it.
I want to come home after a long day and take a nice warm bath with Mami, leaning against her soft body and warm skin while she washes my hair. I'd do the same for her of course.
>>110553963
Two best girls
>>110558688
Just taking her for a walk or even an ice-cream, making her feel once again as the little girl she is and remember those long gone times would be more than enough.
>>110557775
>>Speaking of which, how does Mami get away with that? Does the government/school even know that Mami is an orphan? How come they haven't set her up with foster parents or maybe even an orphanage? Or maybe a psychologist/counselor?
Definitely magic to deter investigation into Mami's family situation.
>>110559221
I'm probably too affectionate and far too lewd lewd in that affection. Still, being intimate with her would be lovely.
>>110556320
>>While it can be seen as pretentious, like the rest of the girls, it's just an image she decides to give.
Mami just wants to be a good example to the other girls. Also, she was forced to mature quickly when made an orphan.
>>110559186
Wrong, Homu become shit.
>>110559702
Lies and slander! You need to rewatch Rebellion with the context of hindsight.
Am I the only Anon who likes all of the girls?
>>110559771
A SHIT
>>110559815
I do too, but it's only natural to have favourites.
>>110559435
I feel conflicted at times, though.
Yes, for me she is extremely charming, a wonderful girl in so many aspects and undoubtedly attractive. Most of the time I fantasize about romantic situations, even sexual ones.
But even then, sometimes my feelings can get too, too paternal. To a point it makes me ask myself what exactly I think about her, it's just weird.
HOW'S THAT DAM GOING MAMI
You all are wonderful people!
>>110560592
Most of mine are romantic/sexual. Though I must admit that some wouldn't be... appreciated on /a/.
>>110561260
Forgot my pic...
>>110561260
No, you piece of shit, I am not.
>>110554148
She is more than her head that's for sure.
Mami a good girl
everyone loves Mami
>>110562167
Because she a best.
She's only in three episodes, right?
Sure gets a lot of attention for being kinda minor...
>>110563138
Her character arc gets completed in those episodes, quite nicely at that. She's well developed.
>>110563166
and not just in the plot
>>110563166
Ha. Double entendre.
>>110563358
>>110563366
That wasn't intentional!
>>110563166
I'LL SAY!
>>110563166
It isn't just those three episodes, though. That single scene in episode ten made everyone see her in a different perspective. For better or worse, it shaked her whole character, making us see the things it had in another, more serious way.
For me, that episode had the most impact in her, showing just how dependent she grew of her believings.
I love her
i even put her into my lock screen
>>110563965
maximus weebus
>>110563965
Having an "old", wide phone is suffering, but seeing her in a little screen is better than nothing.
Posting best version of Mami's theme music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-QXsqf-9E
>>110565444
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGlxg7NqTgY
>>110562167
It's practically a crime to hate her at this point.
>>110553963
Slut.
>>110556726
Mami protected a city by herself for two years. I wouldn't trust Nagisa to look after herself for two years.
>>110566927
Only two years? I thought it was for a longer time. Where was that ever stated?
>>110567071
Game, TDS
>>110566919
what are you talking about anon, she's clearly thinking about how to make sad panda's happy again
>>110567316
exactly why she's a slut
>>110567208
So, never. Didn't Urobichi say anything about it?
>>110567071
I'll have to look it up, but I'm sure it's been that long based on examining how she looks when she makes her wish and how she looks now. Then again, maybe it was stated in one of the spin-off manga.
>>110566927
I want to love her and treat her right. Mami deserves happiness.
>>110567368
Oh, you're one of those idiots.
>>110553963
Based AmaMami.
>>110567462
I am neutral to those retarded discussions, but I refuse to take external material as canon unless confirmed by the author himself.
>>110567447
We all want that, Anon.
>>110567554
I want to cook with her and enjoy a nice meal.
>>110559186
>>110567580
I always imagine Mami as someone who would keep you out the kitchen so that she could get everything right and make it a surprise.
>>110559186
>>110567403
It's hard to make solid assumptions based in a short scene such as this. The only remarkable thing I see is that her breasts are way smaller.
>>110567752
Cooking together seems cute and lots of fun. Though of course I would respect if she wanted me out. I like cooking a lot though.
>>110567827
I know, but it's just the number that sticks in my head for some reason. Maybe I'm just sticking her up on a pedestal, but it feels right.
>>110567860
Maybe you could do the washing up? That always feels like the equivalent exchange to me.
>>110559186
>>110567943
Speaking of pedestals, I might as well dump all my Mami whilst I'm here.
>>110567316
She even cares about endangered animals, how wonderful.
>>110568275
>>110567071
She was a magical girl for 2 or 3 years, one year alone, a year or half a year with Kyouko and a month with Madoka/Sayaka.
>>110554041
Based first post saying what I came here to say.
>>110568372
>>110568372
I wish to paizuri her in there, tease her gem with my glans and finally cum all over her perfect neck and collarbones.
>>110568475
Why is Mumi so sexual? I've fapped to her lewd body so many times it's not even funny anymore.
>>110568679
Die
>>110568679
>>110568545
>>110568551
Please don't sexual the Ma- oh, who the hell am I kidding?
>>110568725
>>110568733
You make it so hard not to though.
>>110568787
>>110567943
I always though she did it for 3, even 4 years prior to meeting the girls. Magical girls tend to live short lives, but there must be a reason for her to be referenced as the VETERAN of the group.
Besides, the idea of a little Mami learning to take care of herself, arranging her life on her own and becoming independent is too cute to ignore.
>>110568725
I couldn't even if I wanted to.
>mumi fellating a horse
>mumi's gaping asshole leaking cum
>mumi stuck in a wall being raped
>mumi's soul gem falling out of her vagina
>mumi's severed head being fucked up the neck and semen seeping out of her mouth
>>110568825
>>110568850
>s, but there must be a reason for her to be referenced as the VETERAN of the group.
probably because of their short lives ,
a couple of months could be considered to be long term service in this respect.
>>110568915
Kyouko was never referenced as one, and is notable she has been doing it for a lot of time.
I still fap to Sweet Mami.
>>110568850
>>110568879
It's also really depressing. Still, at least she's got friends to fill her life now.
>>110554041
Only in the first timeline which gets negated like 100 times.
>>110568965
>>110568994
Kyoko doesn't really get along with other girls though, and considering her drifter lifestyle, it'd be hard to admit the girl who just rolled into your territory could be considered a role model.
>>110568868
I want to tease Mumi's lewd body so hard.
>>110567807
Boner.
>>110569084
>>110568972
That's all good anon.
>>110563965
>that unlock pattern
These fucking jokes never get old.
>>110559186
>>110568868
>mumi's severed head being fucked up the neck and semen seeping out of her mouth
Lol what the fuck.
>>110569084
>>110568868
Shit taste.Mami's ojou-sama butt is for vanilla sex or nothing
so if mami didn't keep her soul gem on her head, would her have regenerated? or would she be stuck as a headless person running around.
>>110569232
>>110569299
After eating the head, Charlotte ate the rest of her body.
>>110569299
It would have regenerated over time, but she probably would have fallen in despair if she remembered anything about it.
>>110569180
>>110569299
I remember Gen talking about this. Not knowing her Soul was in the gem, she would have lost all sense of identity as her body rotted. That goes for any Magical Girl who thinks of themselves as "dead".
>>110569346
>>110569414
She didn't actually have the chance of thinking of herself as dead.
>Mami will grow up and be a top-tier patissiere in Mitakihara
Thank you Homura
>>110569468
Poor Molly lost her chance.
>>110569414
>>110569495
She didn't really have much of a chance to do anything really.
>>110569497
She's still a magical girl, she will not live past 20
>>110569630
>>110569232
>>110569317
Mami is indeed a best.
Mami > Kyouko = Homura > Madoka > Sayaka
>>110569497
>patissiere
>not the cutest and most caring preschool teacher that has ever been
They are still magical girls, though. Sure, she will most likely live way more than in another world but, if wraiths are still around, then she will have to fight them as well.
>>110569637
That makes me sad
>>110569686
>>110569688
I put them at Mami > Homura = Kyoko > Madoka > Sayaka myself, but they're all great.
>>110569801
Magical girls can theoretically live as much as they want (see: Cleopatra), they are just not lucky enough.
>>110569893
>>110569799
She says she wants to open a bakery with Kyouko
>>110570067
Anon, please don't start this shit. Seriously.
>>110569967
>>110569967
>you will never go on a road trip with the megucas
;_;
>>110570201
>>110570276
>>110570202
>You will never go to space with the megucas
>>110570276
>Mami and Madoka's faces
Are they onsuffering?
>>110570067
>she wants to open a bakery with Kyouko
Isn't that asking for bankruptcy?
>>110570372
>>110570444
I wish it was animated.
I want Mami to be happy.
I wish that Homu won't harm Mami in homufied world.
IlikeMami'sMamis.
>>110570383
>>110570444
I think those are supposed to be delinquent expressions.
>>110570383
Why do anime gangsters always make that goofy face and slouch? It's not intimidating. They look like they're about to cry.
>>110570517
>megane
>sweater
Best mumi.
>>110570534
>>110570517
I wish to Mami Mami's Mamis.
>>110570444
>>110570534
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3002
I like it.
>>110570628
>>110570479
I'll be honest, if Dead Space had a Mami skin, might have bothered with the third one.
>>110570791
I'd fap to the death scenes if it did.
>>110570741
>>110570791
Oh man, I love those so good damn much.
>>110570911
God damn much even. Well, I'm out of Mami related pictures, so someone else is going to have to tag in.
>>110571076
Already?
>>110571076
I have plenty but almost all are lewd.
>>110571298
O-Oh, well... I mean, for the sake of the thread. We do need some images. I-If they're lewd, well... not much that can be done about that. You should probably post them.
>>110571209
Yeah. I don't find stuff I like very often. Most of what I've got is comical Homura pieces.
>>110571351
Oh no, I couldn't possible endanger all your jobs, could I?
>>110571298
How many Mami pictures do you have then? I hardly have lewd in comparison.
>>110571419
>>110571404
Well, I work from home, so I can't fire myself now, can I?
>>110571419
My job sucks anyway. If I get fired, I can collect unemployment! Plus, what's getting fired to the warmth of Mami?
>>110571468
About a hundred lewd and a dozen safe. I'm not a big Meduca fan.
>>110571492
Actually, I do have a quick doujin that has some Mami in it.
>>110571582
>>110571643
>>110571697
>>110571697
The best kind of demon.
>>110571733
>>110571539
Well, I have around 2500 "safe" images and a hundred or so lewd ones, not counting doujins. I am a big__Mamifan.
>>110571920
All aboard the Mami train!
Please bless us with some of the safe images, Anon. There can never be too much Mami in the world.
>>110572120
Okay, but I only have a pendrive now, though.
There isn't enough idol Mami in this world, that is for sure.
>>110572328
Whatever suits - I'll be just happy if I see a few pictures I haven't seen before.
I am reintroducing the question from yesterday. Would you make Mami buttchug a beer and do silly or possibly lewd things for your own enjoyment?
>>110572558
I told you yesterday - No!
>>110572615
but anon what if shes full of despair and needs it?
>>110572558
>buttchug
what the hell does that mean?
>>110572558
Make her? No, but if she wished to see how alcohol is like, it would be interesting seeing how she reacts to it. At any extent, I would be the one making sure she doesn't drink too much, or keeping her from doing things she could regret later.
>for your own enjoyment?Never. Silly, but: a gentleman first and foremost, anon. Especially with someone like Mami.
>>110572809
>beer
>fixing anything
>>110572851
>>110572851
Booze in the anus.
Good way to get alcohol poisoning
>>110572851
Its just pouring alcohol down your asshole in order to get drunk faster. Typically you do it with the cheap watered down wine or "piss" beer since it gets into your bloodstream faster and you don't need to taste it.
Basically the question is would you make Mami very very drunk?
>>110573104
>Booze in the anus.
for what purpose?
>>110572983
Oh, and about the "buttchug" part, hell no.
Is Mami rich?
>>110573042
drowning your sorrows in alcohol is actually the secret to not becoming a witch, if Mami goes insane you better take responsibility and keep her company in SHAFT photoshop land
Nobody likes Mami.
>>110573249
Supposedly her parents were extremely rich and she inherited all their money
>>110573335
>drowning your sorrows in alcohol is actually the secret to not becoming a witch
>>110573249
Well, she's certainly able to support herself and have a comfortable existence. I get the feeling this may be a partial result of her wish though, because I can't see her stealing shit like Kyoko. That said, she may have just inherited the money from wealthy parents too when she became an orphan.
(I've run out of usable Mami images for this thread - my folder was nowhere near big enough to handle a thread like this)
>>110573335
You can fool and cloud your brain but you can't fool your soul, anon. Also, so much this >>110573452
>>110573352
And they probably had a big life insurance too.
>>110573187
shh anon just let it happen
>>110573352
Where is the implication that they were rich?
>Go into Madoka blind
>Really like Mami
>She bites it three episodes in
>Only relevant in side material and a few scenes of Rebellion
Feels bad. Feels real bad.
>>110573452
she wasn't crunk enough, Mami is German and totally prepared to go down the path of underaged drinking with anon
>>110572983
>but if she wished to see how alcohol is like
>implying she isn't a pretentious stuck up that had already bought alcohol to appear more "adult" and thinks it tastes bad but still drinks it anyway
>ditto for coffee
>>110573642
>Mami is German
>>110573642
>>underage drinking
Given she is quite likely of German descent, I could easily see this happening. But I imagine she'd be a responsible drinker.........or maybe the "Drown your sorrows" type.
>>with anon
No.....she's too good for anybody on this board.
>>110573547
She living in a freaking penthouse for years without any kind of income?
>>110573511
She will drink as a normal person or she will not drink at all.
>>110573642
>Mami
>German if anything
>speaking Italian
>>110573598
At least you have non degenerate taste and don't like Homura.
Mr Policeman, she's the one that touched me!
>>110573778
>>speaking Italian
I thought it was Latin - Latin features a lot in Madoka Magica.
>>110573778
>She will drink as a normal person or she will not drink at all.
Anon don't be a buzzkill, let her have her buzz. If Madoka can handle it so can she.
>>110573715
She only acts "pretentious" in front of the girls, anon. She had no one to act cool for all that time, so it would be pretty pointless.
>>110573901
Why is Nagisa a fairy?
>>110573901
Fuck off
>>110573907
I'm pretty sure it's like fake Italian or something
>>110573945
Her theme song, except its title, has a made up language. That is how its creator works, it seems.
Now, the attacks she yells are clearly italian.
>>110573945
I will be a buzzkill as much as I want. If Madoka is such a bad influence for her, I will have to accuse her to her parents for her behaviour.
>>110574379
Just let it happen anon. We need an adequately liquored up Mami in cozy pajamas.
Cute
>>110574581
Useles bitch
>>110574228
It's Kajiurago. Fake language she made up because it sounds pretty.
>>110574561
I don't care for what we need, but what she needs. I do care for an adequately fed and bathed Mami in her cozy pajamas tucked in bed at ten o'clock.
>>110574581
This artist makes some cute things.
>>110575098
>tucked in bed at ten o'clock.
But what if a witch shows up after midnight?
>>110575098
Anon you p-plan on getting her so drunk she passes out at 10..? Isnt that a bit much?
>>110575334
Then she will have to face the fact that each time she slept, went to school, eat at home or spend time doing something else, an innocent person suffered and died somewhere.
>>110574672
It's really gorgeous - Credens Justitiam is one of my favourite tracks from any Anime.
>>110575475
No, butI will help her pass out if I find her drinking without my permission
>>110575678
Same. It makes me feel so happy, I can't help but play it when I'm browsing or playingDota. It has some pretty good remixes, too.
>>110575874
Rebellion ruined Sagitta Luminous and Puella in Somnio. All they signify now is how fucking sickening Homura became.
Since its summer break for kids in school lets see what Mami is up to.
>>110576043
>>110576083
what a slut
>>110576043
Why are some artists so shitty?
>>110576083
Mami pls
>>110576083
>>110576207
>>110576256
>>110576301
>>110576043
>how do I reference and proportion
>>110575678
Likewise with Sis Puella Magica, fo rme.
>>110576404
>wahh he draw established characters different!
please to fuck off!
>>110576361
Mami got a bit pudgy.
>>110576513
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>110576492
>>110576554
>>110576540
Hitler > Homura
>>110576404
Not everyone is able to emulate such perfection, anon.
>>110576447
There is a point where "different" becomes "ridiculously different", where it doesn't or even tries to represent the same character anymore, outrightly "shitty"
>>110576680
Well, of course. Homura is the devil. Hitler was the savior the white race needed.
>>110576752
Hitler also had a loving girlfriend and lots of friends.
Mami eats too much keki, now shes like this.
>>110576877
Truly, the man we should all aspire to be. Just as Mami is the woman we should all aspire to have. I pity the poor, deluded Homurafags. Their eyes are blinded by the purple Jew.
>>110577001should I keep posting mami? is anyone still here?
>>110577054
i am, keep up gods work anon
>>110577054
Best move onto some lewd.
I wanna get up in dem mamis
mami is a big girl
>>110577268
>>110577367
>>110577409
Disgusting. I'd rather look at Sayaka's Arby's cunt or crack like Homura x Madoka than this.
>>110576955
>>I pity the poor, deluded Homurafags. Their eyes are blinded by the purple Jew.
I like both Homu and Mami almost equally. I prefer Mami moreso as a whole, but Homura has more depth that's impossible to ignore.
>>110577613
Homu a evil dyke obsessive shit
>>110577054
Still here, bro. Not really a fan of the lewd stuff though........
Mami be pure.
>>110577558
Chubby mami is a miracle of the universe.
>>110577677
Maybe, but I've a history of liking characters who are morally ambiguous.
>>110577734
But Mami is perfect the way she portrayed in the show......
>>110577678
where does Candeloro fall on the pure/not pure scale
>>110569688
But that's wrong, because Kyouko=Mami>Madoka=Sayaka>>>>>>>Devil Bitch.
>>110577877
>......
Seriously?
>>110576955
>purple Jew.
What?
>>110578011
Agreed. I hope there's a sequel where everyone teams up and kills Homura and Madoka can erase her soul from history.
>>110578055
Yes.......
Why would I not be?
>>110577877
Mami's mammies come from too much keki. Wouldn't you love Mami even if she ate even more keki?
>>110578528
But her Mami's mamis were perfect. Like, they weren't too big, but were much bigger than those of the other girls, which highlighted the age gap and increased maturity.
Mami is garbage
Mami is trash
>>110578686
>homufag mad nobody likes his shit girl
>>110578645
Mami is perfect the way she was because Mami is perfect no matter how she is. Big or small Mami is Mami.
So why didn't Homura just use a few bombs to blow Mami up?
>>110578920
Because Homura is a stupid slut with only Madoka on the brain.
>>110578920
Mami is only dangerous occasionally and only when mentally stabilized. I don't think Homura knew Charlotte was going to kill her but I think she had planned out in her mind that either Mami would succeed and nothing would happen or Mami would die and she would go to rescue Madoka and Sayaka.
>>110578920
Because Homura is stupid and worthless. There's a reason Madoka thought she was trash, you know. Besides, Homura can't beat Mami, one has actual talents and the other is a cunt hungry slut.
>>110578920
That would kill Mami. Homura doesn't want to kill Mami, she wants to protect a friend.
>>110579334
Homura has no friends, Mami should have killed her.
I want to impregnate Mami.
>>110579438
QB pls.
>>110579484
would you take responsibility?
>>110579720
Of course.
>>110570201
>not the Muskets of Babylon
I am disappoint
>>110579706
......that became deep fast.
>>110579815
Get the fuck out.
>>110579706
Homura is the only friendless magical girl. I would to see Madoka laugh at her and call her useless, then snap her neck.
>>110579856
Aw, but I've been here since the thread started more or less. Can I not learn from my mistake? It's what Mami would have wanted........
What do witch thigh's feel like?
Mami would be better with smallerand less saggybreasts.
>>110580130
They're not even big, autistic fanartists just like to fucker her up most of the time.
>>110577734
>Chubby
Of course those pictures aren't bordering on disgusting obesity.
>>110580406
I wouldn't mind a fatty Mami.
>>110580535
>>110580467
Chubby girls can keep their proportions. Fatties become all flabby and loose. Nasty.
>>110580690
I would just use her as a pillow.
>>110582153
In what way?
>>110582458
In the way that doesn't bump dead threads.
>>110578842
No, anon. You simply don't understand.
Mami is perfect. That is a fact as the sun is bright, but she isn't perfect in only or because of one aspect. Each part of her, wheter it be physical, mental or spiritual, complement the others and synergies with them. That is why, if you change one, you are changing her whole.
If you changed Mami physically, specifically her chest region, she would lose the perfect balance she had.
Make them bigger and she will not only look almost laughable with them flopping around, but they will affect her performance as a magical girl. They will ruin her center of gravity and will make things harder for her, to a point where even Homura would be able to beat her. She already lost balance once thanks to the ones she has in her fight with Homu, can you imagine how tragic it could get if it happened in every single fight?
Now, make them smaller and...she would be a little faster but look a lot less majestic, maybe
>>110583157
>being this hung up over the physical form of something
Anon quit being so 3DPD. Any Mami is acceptable.
>>110583370
I embrace the perfection of Mami as she is. Anything perfect cannot be changed, even less improved, in any way, simply for what it is. If it can, then it never was.
>>110583541
Thats a fallacy, something perfect truly perfect could change while still retaining its virtues. You're just delusioned and stuck on her form.perv
>>110578920
If she can dodge bullets I'm pretty sure she can manage to saunter away from a grenade before it goes off.
>>110583541
Mami's perfection comes from the fact that she is Mami so regardless or whether or not shes bustier or flatter shes still Mami and thus perfect.
>>110583751
As I said, I embrace and accept her perfection in every single aspect, including physically.
Something perfect wouldn't have the need to change, ever. Otherwise, it's a fake perfection where the being merely adapts to the situation.
To deny and ignore her physicalities is denying and ignoring a part of her. It's okay, one day you will learn to appreciate her whole without erroneously believing yourself to be superficial. That day, you will feel complete.
>>110584101
Her perfection also is from the fact that she isn't whoremura.
>>110584011
Air burst, or cooking your grenade. Composition B, a very common high explosive, has a detonation velocity of 24,000 fps or 7320m/s. That's like 9 times faster than the velocity of a 5.56 from a rifle or 24 times faster than a 9mm from a handgun.
>>110584294
Still, if Homura had trouble to even use normal guns, pretty sure she wouldn't be able to use grenades effectively while she has to move at all times and under constant fire.
>>110584168
You're just making up excuses and going on and on about some kind of "fake perfection" when in actuality you're just using some kind of bullshitted counter argument in order to argue that your preference is an ideal.
In actuality a non corporeal something perfect would be able to have multiple forms because perfection can be defined as the lack of imperfections. For example something like a perfect rubber duck is as perfect as a perfect tree. Ergo since Mami herself is perfect - regardless of the form she takes, said form also has the potential to be perfect thus allowing for multiple forms to be considered as such.
>>110568702
Make me
>>110584590
>>110584386
Doesn't really matter, it's not even the detonation that will do the most damage but the shrapnel which will go in every direction. Throw 3 of them in a triangle around the target and I'd like to see you dodge that.
>>110584765
So is what I said wrong?
>Look for some funny Mami doujins
>They're all about Homura or Sayaka
It doesn't feel fair.
what about Mami armpits
>>110584590
What you say is rubbish, anon. You think about Mami and you think about something that you can change, that you can mold, that you can manipulate. It's disgusting.
Mami is non corporeal, yes, but she is an idea. A specific one and which predefines every aspect of her, that is the main reason she is perfect.
>physical
>mental
>spiritual
Each one of them is what conforms the idea of Mami. Change one and you don't have her anymore. You tainted what she is, twisted her perfection into something that is no longer immaculate and submitted it to your subjective view of perfection instead of embracing hers.
Simply awful, anon.
>>110584993
What do they have in common? They're both lewd whores who let Madoka down.
>>110585351
Stop talking crap about Mami's friends, faggot.
>>110585393
She needs to get better friends that aren't slutty bimbos or traitorous dykes.
>>110585393
>Mami
>friends
>>110577996
Candeloro doesn't kill humans, at least not directly or willingly. She just forces them to stay in her tea party for eternity, feeding them and making sure they don't abandon her. Truly, the purest witch.
>>110585198
One of the best parts of an idea is said idea can change which is something you would agree with unless you're the type of person to turn their head and dig their heels in. This of course means what I last said was entirely true and defeating of your argument. Furthermore I was not imposing my will upon her, I was saying if she did change I would not mind because shes still Mami.
It sounds to me like you're someone who can only enjoy something a certain way and insists everything else has to be wrong because is not your way.
>>110585603
Gretchen is pretty nice too, she just wants people to be happy together;_;
>>110585603
>>110577996
Candeloro is the cutest Witch.
>>110585748
Her concept of happiness is dead people
>>110586073
And Madoka's concept of happiness is nothingness.
>>110586073
Homulilly just wants to kill herself and make others happy in doing so. Truly the best girl of all, she wanted to save the day and rid us of Homura.
>>110585679
No, anon, I simply am someone who sees things objectively.
See, I have no need of changing Mami. An idea might change over time but only according to one's own judgement and mentaility. Therefore, subjectively and partial.
A perfect one, such as Mami, is an unquestionable truth, an irrevocable fact of existence, an immutable constant. Such perfection can only exist in an abstract plane, but it involves everything we would conceive as perfect in our own, including phisicalities.
I am just trying to save Mami's true and objective perfection from misguided people like you. Hell, I am even making you a favor by trying to convince you.
>>110586073
I thought she was essentially just like sedating them into a state where they wouldnt do any damage to eachother.
>>110586259
Witch of salvation. Her nature is mercy. She absorbs any life on the planet into her newly created heaven--her barrier. The only way to defeat this witch is to make the world free of misfortune. If there's no grief in this world, she will believe this world is already a heaven.
Gretchen gives salvation by eating everything
And I just realized how I spent most of the day in this thread since it began.
This gives me nothing but further confirmation to my theory that megucas are secretely succubi feeding in my wasted productiveness.
>>110586196
Actually her means of happiness is helping thousands. Homura's the one who loves nothingness. No friends, no family, no Madoka, no hope.
>>110585748
Mami has some nice feets. Shame there isn't more of them.
>>110586196
>nothingness
Go back to your shitty thread with your shitty false propaganda about our goddess, heretic.
>>110586980
Seriously, I can't wait to watch Madoka crucify Homura and tell her she never loved her.
Mami is a terrible person who drags innocent girls into a terrible fate because she's lonely.
>>110587129
Homura is prepared for them to become enemies, it wouldn't be as traumatic as you think.
>>110587210
Yeah but Homura would be crushed being thrown away by Madoka no matter how much she prepares for it. I just want to see her get mindbroken by despair one last time before her pathetic life ends.
>>110586974
Ah, fuck it. Here is a bigger one.
>>110587170
Kyubey already had an eye on them, anon. He wouldn't give up no matter what, Mami involved or not.
She was just introducing them to the world and formally giving them the chance of joining, and warning them countless of times to think about it. Needless to say, her view of it was way more naive than the real deal.
And after everything she did for Mitakihara's people for so long without ever bitching about it, she is far from "terrible person"
>>110587170
Yes, that a good goyim, everything is Mami fault.
>>110587276
No you dolt, she's already beating herself up as it is. Nothing Madoka says could hurt much more than she already is hurt. I would think the familiars throwing tomatoes and committing suicide would a big enough of a hint.
>>110587420
>He wouldn't give up no matter what
But that's wrong. QB even said in episode 11 that he was going if Madoka wasn't interested in contracting because there were other people to harass. Mami obviously had an agenda to get involved and dressed up the whole thing nicely with cake and calling out attacks. Mami a shit.
>>110587563
>QB even said in episode 11 that he was going if Madoka wasn't interested in contracting because there were other people to harass
Please. He said the same thing in episode 4, but he was still hanging around, waiting for his chance. Madoka is the biggest prize he can possibly get, if he contracts her it means he never has to deal with Earth again. He wasn't going to give up on her. His plan put her in the perfect position where she would either have to make a wish or abandon Homura and Mitakihara to Walpurgis.
Mami
Yes
>>110587497
Or so she thinks. If or when Madoka says I DON'T LOVE YOU Homura's already dead heart will have its last strain of hope shattered. Then we'd see her cry her last tears, momentarily regret her entire life, and get killed in the final fight totally abandoned by her friends. There's always more suffering and Homura still needs to lose the last thing she holds onto before she dies.
>>110587563
I have seen so many times this same shit already, I really can't tell anymore if there's people so stupid who believe that or are simply troll.
>>110587563
Kyubey isn't a single entity. They are the Incubators and they are virtually everywhere at everytime. Saying that was most likely only to force Madoka into thinking about it. They are manipulative bastards and they are good in what they do.
And, once again, Mami gave them the option, nothing more.
Also, her view of it was sugar-coated, but she calling out her attacks wasn't to impress the girls.
>>110587707
It doesn't matter in the end, Mami got involved because she's a shit.
>>110587829
>but she calling out her attacks wasn't to impress the girls
Nobody is this delusional right?
So, has anyone ever written something about Mami, or about any of the megucas, or something Madoka-related at least?
I want to feel a bit less of an autist.
>>110588031
There was that guy who wrote the weird erotic stories and posted them in every thread for a couple months a while back. I don't know if that counts.
>>110587829
The fact of the matter is that Mami was aware that life as a magical girl was shitty. She wouldn't have stopped Sayaka or Madoka from becoming magical girls after they first met. She only warned Madoka after decent amount of time had passed. I wouldn't say she's a "terrible person" but she's certainly not innocent either
>>110586448
That doesnt kill them though. Its essentially just like the matrix but dumber and more insane.
>>110587995
She calls her attacks from way before meeting the girls. Started doing it to gain the self-confidence she needed in order to face witches, taking it from the magical girl shows she once watched as a kid.
So, yeah, fuck you.
>>110587807
Madoka's disapproving words hardly matter at this point. Homura got what she want, and she's never going to give it up.
>>110587807
It's already been established that they're at odds philosophically, and Homura has never really seemed to care all that much about Madoka's opinion of her, she just wants her to be safe and happy.
>>110588133
Anon, witches eat humans to stay alive, what the fuck do you think they mean by "absorbs any life on the planet"? All witches kill their prey eventually otherwise they die.
>>110588120
Nah, she warns them from the very beginning and even tells them how dangerous it is. But since she had that view of "Fighter of JUSTICE" and all that, she didn't know how much shitty it actually is.
>>110588174
She knows her days are numbered. One day Madoka will rise against her and kill her because of what she's done, and no amount of masochism will stop her heart from breaking again.
>>110588206
Yeah but all she wanted for herself was Madoka's companionship. She can talk big but when the day comes that Madoka tells her the truth about how she doesn't love her back and is forced to kill her Homura will be extremely hurt knowing she lost everything.
>>110588332
Nice shit fonts anon.
>>110588330
They dont directly the eat the people. They slowly drain them by worsening their anguish.
>>110588396
You are welcome.
>>110588431
I don't think they say that anywhere, they always say that witches just eat human.
>>110586448
This artist has issues.
>>110588070
Not what I had in mind, honestly. I just want cute, short stories about them, even if they are bold self-insert ones.
>>110586219
Thats called an opinion. It isnt objective.
What if Homu pulled out the wrong thing from her time shield?
>>110588431
Or make them commit suicide. That is what we saw them doing several times in the series.
>>110588431
All the instances of witch's kisses we've seen have caused the victims to try to commit suicide. Well, unless you count Homulily, but she's a bit of a special case.
>>110588545
Mami has issues. Fortunately she can solve them by killing herself.
>>110588615
Mami is fine now, anon, but thanks for worrying.
>>110588332
She conveniently left out the part about being isolated from the world and not having time for anything.
>>110588570
It probably works like one of those Handy Haversacks where you always pull out whatever you're thinking of.
>>110588377
>she doesn't love her back
What is it about
>Homura has never really seemed to care all that much about Madoka's opinion of her, she just wants her to be safe and happy.
You don't understand?
>>110588689
In all honesty, that is her specific case. She willingly isolated herself from others (other than school) just to dedicate herself at her 100% to being a magical girl. Kyouko had plenty of time to slack around and, at the very least, Mami knew about that lifestyle other megucas lead.
Still, she wanted to give them a positive image of herself, showing weakness isn't too cool.
>>110588803
Because her imagination is much less painful than reality. She dreams of luminous but doesn't expect it to ever happen. When Madoka confirms she doesn't love her back and must defeat her, that moment of realization will crush the remainder of her soul. That's just how unrequited love works.
>>110585982
I want a Candeloro of my own.
>>110589181
I want a little Mami of my own.
>>110588832
I suppose you have a point. I still feel it was irresponsible of her to offer that Sayaka and Madoka become magical girls without first making it abundantly clear that it is a full time gig.
>>110588614
>>110589181
W-what happens if I kiss a witch instead..?
>>110588458
>>110589302
They turn into a princess, of course.
>>110589350I want to kiss both Gretchen and Canderelo... Does that mean Im a bad princess?
>>110589014
I really wouldn't call it "unrequited." As we saw in the show/first two movies, she had no problem making herself out to be the villain, so long as it ensured Madoka's safety. I honestly think the love she has for Madoka is more like the love a parent has for their child, the focus is mainly on their well being. Sure if Madoka says "I hate you" it'll sting, but with all the shit she's been through, it won't phase her too much.
>>110589270
It would have been more irresponsible of her to say nothing and leave them alone.
>>110589270
Anon, she is just an orphan kid who had to cope by herself for years while taking care of an entire city's safety. Despite how she tries to show herself to be, she can't change how she feels in the inside.
She isn't perfect (she made that perfectly clear in an episode), so cut her some slack.
>>110589499
No, I mean they transform into princesses, not you. Like the frog and the prince's story.
I want Homura to hurt Madoka as much as Madoka hurt her.
>>110590060
I don't care.
Who is the comfiest meguca and why it is Mami
>>110590060
Not Mami
>>110590146
And she probably smells like heavens too.
>>110589714
Then do I have to marry them both?
>>110569065
But she dies in almost all of the timelines.
>>110590196
>mami having christmas by herself
;_;
>>110590371
I just noticed, she is Santa Claus there, visiting houses and shit.
>enter thread expecting to find the same old shit as the past several months of threads
>spot an image of a crackship
>1 reply. it's another crack post
>another image
>0 replies
...I-is the storm over? Is it safe to come out?
>>110590060
Mami should host a goddess/devil parlay with cakeand spike the cake with aphrodisiacs.
How Tomoe Mami Saved the World: A Tale of Love and Miracle(Rated R)
>>110590060
>>110590371
>Mami pass all holidays alone for two years
>>110590414
For now, but it will raise once again later.
>>110590484
Even her birthdays.And probably for even more than two years
Everyday is holiday if only Mami-san were here
>>110590414
Mami can be shippedforciblywith any character depending on how strong her rape vibes are. Everyone can love Mami.
>>110590414
There's still homuhater but he gets scared off by pics of people being friendly to the devil.
>>110590642
The rapist thing is a joke, you know that right?
>>110590838
Nope. I want Mami to take everyones purity.
>>110590642
I think rape vibes are just silly from a literary perspective. There are much better ways to portray an unhealthy relationship.
>>110590985
Indeed.
Theres a point where this needs to stop however we're clearly no where near it.
>>110590642
That isn't Mami, silly anon. I don't even know how this rapist thing started,she would be the submissive one, at any extent
>>110591060
Mami is only sub if theres a guy, 2 girls gang up on her, you're doing creepy witch fanart that has her get raped, orsomeone takes advantage by saying he/she/it will be her friendand that last one isn't very nice.
>>110591212
Like for example this, mammies are under attack because Mami makes friends with people like Sakura whos a huge perv.
>>110591342
But Kyouko is a retard.
>>110553963
Mami will keep my company this christmass.
;_;
We'll have turkey and Coca-cola.Any better pictures of dinning with Mami?
best
>>110591668
At being shit
>>110591575
Yeah but shes cute and good for taking advantage of. I'd adopt her.
>>110591342
That's silly. Mami is not a rapist, and she's not easy rape bait either. Kyouko and Madoka are not perverts.
>>110569232
>Paradise
Do people actually believe that?
>>110591791
There is a version without the useless bitch?
I hate Mami almost as much as I hate Mamifags
>>110591791
>Kyouko
Watch Rebellion
>>110591791
Mami is totally a rapist. Madoka is pure except when shes exposed to negative influences like Homura and Sayaka. Sayaka is the biggest perv and the reason why Kyouko convinced Madoka to do lewd things to Mami, not that she didn't secretly like it.
>>110562167
>>110591212
Doujin logic and artists obviating fundamental traits of characters aside, I mean the real thing.
She is the most fragile of the girls, the one who cares for not being alone the most, caring and polite in nature, tries to be a good example for her juniors at all times and she doesn't really have a good self-image of herself.
If she were to feel a urge for someone, pretty sure she would be more prone to act compliant than taking advantage in any way
>>110591612
Heh, closest I have.
>>110591791
Nagisa isn't safe, Mami will get her in her sleep just like she gets everyone else.
>>110592035
Well yeah obviously, but this is more fun.
>>110592137
Jeez, anon. So many doujins really twisted your view of Mami. It's understandablesince they are all shit
>>110592137
I'm sure she loves the dolls. A lot.
>>110591997
Mami is not a rapist. Madoka is pure always, that's why Homura likes her so much. No one cares what Sayaka thinks. Kyouko and Madoka are not interested in being lewd with just anyone. Mami would not be impressed.
>>110592272
>No one cares what Sayaka thinks
This. I actually miss the Sayaka hate.
>>110592333
Bully Sallaka was actually funny but Homura ruined everything.
This had to happen in at least 80% of the timelines.
>>110592521
Only if Homura is so stupid as to try to kill Kyubey so boldly and let Mami find out.
>>110592501
We will always be able to bully Sayaka in our dreams.
>wake up to a wall of delicious Mami mamis
Looks like I'll have to fap at least twice before breakfast.
>>110592803
You mean a physical wall?
>>110592272
Madoka is a bad girl!
>>110592880
No... Unfortunately it was a simile for this thread.
>>110592595
Guy's got multiple bodies and telekinesis. Homura can't circumvent that.
>>110592900
>2014
>not having an altar for Mami
>>110592892
Madoka needs to be disciplined.
>>110592892
Thanks, I was starting to feel hungry. I am not anymore.
>>110590985
>>110591342
>>110592176
Fair warning, you have literal shit taste. Might want to do something about it.
>>110591743
>>110590642
>rape vibes are
And you're so retarded you can't even think of new material. Fuck, you're even saying it with the same picture. Try to keep your cancer in check.
>>110592210
I actually cannot recall ever fapping to Mami nor a Madoka Magica doujin at all for that matter. I'm just a perv who likes lewd pictures. S-sorry anon ;_;
>>110593118
I know, he's fucking retarded, right?
>>110528841
>>110593118
shhh anon, its okay
>>110591342
I always wondered if Mami's mamies could produce milk. Even if by magical means. I bet her milk would have magical properties.
>>110593177
>I actually cannot recall ever fapping to Mami nor a Madoka Magica doujin at all for that matter
Good god, poor thing. Only to doujins or nothing at all?
>>110593177
>ever fapping to Mami nor a Madoka Magica doujin at all
I only started watching after that hot as hell Mokusei Zaijuu rape doujin.
>>110593328
Their bodies still work in the same way they used to before contracting, so no. However, there is a natural way a girl can produce milk without magic.
Uhhh nope, I certainly have enough lewd images to do so I chose but I haven't actually masturbated to Mami yet as far as I remember.
>>110593386
>a groupal rape doujin not featuring Mami as the victim
Good.
>>110593617
God damn it! I just have fapped.
>>110593647
Madoka is the best rape victim by far.
Mami is not a rapist you a rapist don't witch-hunt her i am very upset
>>110593447
Poor anon.Don't you know the marvel that is Sweet Mami?
>>110593724
You say that now but way if Mami made you take off your pants and did things to you that made you feel uncomfortable?
>>110593118
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>>110593951
What?
>>110593860
B-but then I really would be a pervert. What if Mami knew?
>>110593874
Awful. Mami is for long, comfy dates and, eventually, consensual ra... sex only.
>>110593874
She's making me feel uncomfortable right now and I'm about to take off my pants.
>>110593995
You are already a pervert, shut up. Besides, SM is as vanilla as it can getsand I love it
>>110594060
>sex
Y..you mean holding her hand right?
>>110594169
Yes, with your dick.
>>110594131
b-but anon
>>110594169
Of course, holding handsafter hours and hours in the missionary position while staring deeply at each others eyes and with the purpose of procreation
>>110594249
Shut the fuck up and go fap to my waifu.
>>110593370
I was about to sleep and you gave me a boner just by reminding me this miracle of the universe exists.
How will you take responsability of this?
Also, where can I download this? I am tired of watching sample videos. I want to be able to make sweet love to Mami by my own effort.
>>110594333
o-okay
>>110594288
You could be the ugliest fucker in the world, but if you had a child with Mami, they'd be the second most beautiful child to grace this earth.
>>110594333
I think we should assemble the Council of People who have Mami as a Waifu (we need a shorter name) before making such as rash decision.
>>110594409
Search for it, you lazy ass, it's literally the easiest thing to find. And you can't call it a miracle of the universe if you haven't even played it yet. There is three of them, you have some catching up to do.
>How will you take responsability of this?
I won't, you will have to take care of it by yourself.
>>110594429
Good, and never forget just how beautiful she is.
>>110594409
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=search&cats=0_0&filter=0&term=sweet+mami
Mami has given me a fetish for sexually mature blondes. Please send help.
>>110594633
You mean ara ara milfs
>>110594573
Unlike most of those people, I acknowledge the harsh truth that no matter what I do or how many times I fantasize about her, I will never get to be with her. But so I know that the same applies to everyone.
Also that she simply can't be defiled no matter how many people wank it at her.
There was, is and will be people fapping to Mami, it's stupid to bitch about it. So, if I can make someone admire her beauty as much as I do and keeping him away of the sick shit, I will be happy.
>>110594773
How dare you bring reality into this thread!
>>110594809
I will bring whatever the fuck I want to wherever the fuck I please, m8.
>>110594884
Well, don't bring all your lewd Mami content to the next Shareholder's meeting. It didn't go down too well when we proposed building a statue of Mami outside the Guillotine Museum.
>>110595042
I didn't post lewd about Mami even once in this thread. The only thing I did was helping a misguided anon, keeping him away from tentacle monsters, rape and shit, and showing the wonderful way oftender loving
>>110595140
I was joking - don't worry. Keeping people away from "rape and shit" is a noble cause.
I want to fill Mami's cake with spiders and make her eat it
>>110595462
And I can protect Mami from this.
For sure, so let me be with her please
>>110595462
I swear to god I will eat that cake full of spiders in its entirity if I get to be with her and that other anon dies alone.
Why do many anon want to take Mami away from her true love? A 10 year old little girl she gets to share cake with.
>>110597021
Girls can't love girls.
She needs a dick in her life.
>>110597021
Stop deluding yourself so hard. It's obvious that Mami wants to give Nagisa apapi
>>110597021
I will take both of them for myself. Mami as my wife and Nagisa as my sexually abused stepdaughter.
>>110597712
>cheating on Mami with anyone
I just marathoned everything and can indeed confirm that Mami's mamis are the best. And this is coming from a DFC dude.
>>110597942
Mother-daughter threesomes aren't cheating Anon.
>>110597942
It's not cheating if she knows about it and is okay with it.
>>110598020
Except someone like her wouldn't be okay knowing you are raping her pseudo-daughter in the next room.
>>110598070
Of course she would, she would also participate.
>>110598103
Sadly, we are not talking about the same Mami, anon.
Miami is cool
>>110598215
Pretty sure Miami is actually hot.Just like Mami
>>110598134
Mami is a rapist, she'd definitely be down.
>>110598269
Anon, try to talk about the actual canon Mami, not some shitty OOC one.
I want to have soft consensual sex with Mami.
>>110598070
>raping her pseudo-daughter in the next room.
>next room
More like in our bed as she tries to plug her ears with the pillow and silently cries.
>>110598452
>silently cries
Why so mean, faggot?
>>110598480
If she cried out loud it might interfere with my loli raping enjoyment, so she's afraid I'll hit her.
>Cheating on Mami
>Get shot
Tragic
>>110598480
There is nothing mean about impregnating your waifu's daughteru and making the family grow.
>>110598574
But unlike Kyouko, that person would deserve it.
>>110598574
She wouldn't shoot her husbando. She's a obedient 10/10 wife.
>>110598574
>Get shot down the dick
Extreme sounding enjoyment ahoy!
>>110598619
And also the most fragile of the girls be a wide margin. Everyone knows that if you play with the emotions of a magical girl, it will end badly for her and you.
>>110598673
She would encourage switching with Nagisa from time to time when she gets a bit older and self conscious about it. That's like, traditional waifu right there.
>>110598673
>traditional waifu right there
thatisnothowitworksyoulittleshit.jpg
>>110598673
>most fragile
The easiest to manipulate into sick sex games, you mean.
>>110598795
No, the easiest to break down and kill everyone around her, that is.
>>110598814
I think you're the one with fanfic interpretation here anon.
>>110598814
I'd just impale Nagisa on my dick by the anus and use her as a human shield.
What happened to Mamifags? You guys used to actually love her.
>>110598840
Not really. She already showed how emotionally unstable she is and how harsh truths can hit her.
If someone were to hurt her so deeply, when we know just how important her relationship with others is and being the case one as close as a partner, it wouldn't surprise me if something happened.
>>110598881
Not every deserves being called a Mamifag these days.
>>110598881
I only ever loved her body.
>>110598958
It was pretty obvious, believe me.
>>110598881
I do love her, I just don't see why she wouldn't share with Nagisa.
>>110599010
I wonder why your mother didn't share you with your father. She didn't, right?
>>110599040
>bringing up real life in waifu discussion
>bringing up blood related incest
>bringing up homo incest
Nigga you dumb.
>>110599121
It's the same relationship and feelings what they share between them. If you can't respect it as much as you would in RL, then you can't say you love them.
>>110599189
There is nothing more pure than a loving father daughter relationship with your waifu supporting it.
>>110599249
Yes, there is. A loving non-sexual father daughter relationship with your waifu supporting it.
You know, monogamy is supposed to apply even inside of the family.
>>110600188
Mami is mine, anon. I will fight you if necessary.
>>110600188
>>110600213
I'll take the Nagisa while you two fight.
>>110600330
Don't you touch my daughteru, you pie... agh, who am I kidding? Do what you want with her.
>>110585603does she serve cheese cake?
>>110561449
Never gets old.